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Communicating with an SP is in its basic form a pretty simple thing.... one would think it would be pretty hard to fool up. In most of the cases you have an interested client trying to connect an interested service provider.... seems like a match made in heaven... what could possibly go wrong... lololol. Well in my experience it more closely resembles a mind field overgrown with beautiful flowers.... in our eagerness to run and pick the flowers clients tend to run right in without stopping to read the signs or get a map. Making it worse... us guys are pretty self centered so we don't stop to think that maybe just maybe we are not the only guy trying to contact the wonderful lady.... what do you mean she has a life outside of her profession.... you mean she is not just sitting by the phone waiting for my call... lolol... yea no doubt about it... we could do a better job of respecting the needs of the wonderful ladies that we want to meet. We need to remember to stop and think before we send that second text.... we need to relax and not get mad because she did not reply... lol... in most cases it just means she is not available... it's not a personal statement... she's not being mean or blowing you off. Remember she is running a business why the fuck would she want to piss off a client :). This should go without saying guys but I will say it anyway.... when we are drinking we don't always make the best decisions or communicate effectively. General rules for us clients: - Send a message if you don't get a reply don't take it personal just move along. -Read the ladies ad and website to see how she likes to be contacted and what her availability is. Follow the instructions... it is your map through the mind field. - Read her posts and website for clues about her personal interests related to ongoing contact with clients... some like it and encourage it others have no interest. -Don't be a asshole....be polite... and just to be clear I can tell you with 100% certainty that sending her a picture of your cock will not enhance the communication process. - Keep your expectations realistic... for the ladies this is their business and you are one of their many clients. Yes most of them are passionate about and enjoy what they do... yes they enjoy the company of the men they meet and connections they make... they will make you feel like you are the Centre of their world for the time you are with them but THIS IS THEIR JOB not their whole life. Now all that said.... for the wonderful SP's: - Remember we are just mere men lol... we love your attention and are infatuated by your sexy beauty.... you impact our judgment and cause us to do things that we should know better to have done.... not making an excuse here just stating a fact. - Help us by being as clear as possible about what your expectations are around ongoing contact...Yes we should know enough to not expect you to be at our beck and call.. but every SP is unique and the more you make it clear what your expectations are the better we will be in walking that mind field. Just my opinion

Have you ever seen home alone? Well I could of stared in it! Not 2 steps out the door and wham I'm flat on my back at the bottom of the stairs. Luckily I flew so far off my deck I missed the stair and the back of my head missed any steps. All in all only my pride was hurt. Where the hell is spring and the warm weather?

Wishing everyone a happy weekend! Available: Saturday 9am-4pm Hello Gentlemen and thank you for taking the time to check out my ad! My name is Mandy, I am 22 years young, super bubbly, brunette bombshell, with a tight body that will make you say OMG! My curves are in the perfect places and my seductive green/hazel eyes will put you in a erotic trance... My soft hands will paralyze you as I touch you in all of the right spots at the perfect pace, leaving you wanting more, more and more! My bodyslides will keep you moaning while I rub my C cup natural breasts all over you... yummy, wet and slippery :wink: Don't be shy to ask to massage me, I love to be oiled up and my purrrring will keep you going! If your the type who enjoys some sexy company in the shower I am more than willing to get steamy with you. I strive on making my clients feel satisfied! So... why not come over and enjoy yourself I am sure you deserve it! Once your gone you will be left with naughty fantasies and dirty dreams for days. If you are interested in any of the above you will find me at Paradise Spa, located in the west end of Ottawa. It is a place like no other! Very clean, friendly staff, discreet, with an atm on site. The rooms have private showers, fresh linens, soaps, oils/gels, & big mirrors to watch us from every angle possible :wink: To book your sexy session call the spa, 613-820-8887 & request me! Or feel free to PM me for my availability or service inquiries. Yours truly, CandyMandy xox

I have received one of my favourite gifts recently, and I was sincerely touched by it. After we have met in California, a gentleman wrote a poem just for me. In fact I have liked it so much that I have created a page on my website just for this poem. :) Genevieve  As I gaze into the boundless skies, I realize the distance at which the brilliant stars lie. To an untold, unreachable destination I peer, Pondering if ever my most coveted fancies shall appear. Alluring eyes that disguise no deceit, Thus, compel me to feel complete. Long, lush hair that induces a perplexed stare For all the radiance that it bares. A voice so soft, so soothing, that to only The voices of the angels in Heaven I can compare. And a smile, an unparalleled smile, For which an entire lifetime I would wait; For it perpetuates a shine that even all the stars in the sky cannot create. I need seek no more these euphoric traits, For, alas, I have stumbled upon them in utter disbelief, For I have finally found each and every one of these fancies In the form of the beautiful Genevieve.

Kim Crawford sauvignon Blanc Kim Crawford Pinot noir Both found in vintages area. Around $20 each Kelly

Here is one of my faves ;) Xoxo

I been in this hobby for about five years since I turned 18 I cannot think on how many ladies I have seen in my life. I would say about 90 percent of them have been nice and friendly during our time spent together but after out session if I want to message them days or weeks later just for a quick hi how are you or a chat I get blown off or just ignored. Yes I understand some ladies are busy but is it so hard to reply back with a hi?. Even though I am getting my ged doing homework plus doing what else I do with my life I still have time to chat to friends on facebook. Sorry I had to get this off my chest

I am Feeling Like Having A Magical Session Would You Come Over And Let Me Fall In Love Whith You Just For A Moment ? I Will Kiss You Everywhere The Tips Of My Fingers Will Enjoy Every Inch Of Your Skin We Will Close Our Eyes And Leave The Intensity Flow Sensuality, Passion and LOVE I Want Your Hands On my Skin Your Lips On My Neck Can't Wait Schedule Saturday 9-11 Sunday 10-9 Schedule Next Week Thursday 6-11 Friday 6-11 Saturday 9-11 Sunday 10-9 Paradise Spa 1902 Robertson Road (Bells Corners) 613-820-8887 Feel free to take a peek at my pictures at Angelstouchmassage.ca Kisses Sab

Well no where near as much as I will.. Step away from the mundane your used to and treat yourself to a sensual escape that will bring relaxation to your body and soul. As delicate as a flower with an intriguing hint of naughty behind tantalizing green eyes. Naturally soft curves in all the right places with flowing blonde hair. I have a lovable personality that will guide you to the escape you crave. You will experience my welcoming essence within moments of meeting me and with the calmness in my eyes, I will exhilarate your passion. Experience my young physique and enticing maturity letting my fingers explore your body for the Ultimate Relaxation. What can you expect? I'll greet you at the door with a warm hug and lead you to my domain. We will share some time getting comfortable until I lead you to the shower. Soapy roaming hands all over until I lead you to the table where I will explore your body bringing you ultimate relaxation. I will then share another soft shower with you until it is time for us to to say goodbye .. until the next time. My Availability This Week Saturday March 29th 10:00AM - 10:00PM CMJ EAST Sunday March 30th 4:00PM - 10:00PM CMJ EAST Not a Member? Be my Special Guest.... PM to make Arrangements Call 613-523-6199 Book Online www.clubcmj.com or PM me

Saturday Brooklyn 11-4 NEW aka "brooklynsfinest" Mandy 9-4 aka "Candy Mandy" Amanda 9-11 aka "Triple Delight" Sabrina 9-11 aka "SabrinaXOX" Riley 3:30-11 aka "Riley Parks" Bianca 3:30-11 NEW aka "Sexy Bianca" Nina 3-11 aka "Nina Dream" Sunday Tia 10-9 aka "Tiaa.Lovee.x0" Bianca 10-4 NEW aka "Sexy Bianca" Brooklyn 10-9 NEW aka "brooklynsfinest" Nina 10-7 aka "Nina Dream" Sabrina 10-9 aka "SabrinaXOX" Paradise Spa and Angel's Touch are asking for any donation to aid the financial assistance of a great loss to two of our employees. NO AMOUNT IS TOO SMALL. Unfortunately they have no insurance coverage :( PLEASE HELP US to fund the funeral costs. All donations are greatly appreciated. For donations please call our receptionist or donate to the attendant you see next before Tuesday. You can donate by credit/debit/check or cash. Thanks from all the staff. P.S. You can donate at Paradise or Angel's location! Online Ad check it out http://www.cerb.ca/classifieds/ottaw...2014-news.html New Sexy Pics http://www.angelstouchmassage.ca/site/the-angels/ Schedule Updated Daily http://www.angelstouchmassage.ca/site/schedule/ NEW Hailie Starts Monday, March 31st ...to learn more....Complimentary Duo's http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/album.php?albumid=8844 Come for a 4 hand massage in our getaway room....an experience you will never forget Ottawa's Best Room! Regular Room spacious and in room shower Single Massage: 30 minutes $55. 45 minutes on special for $65. 60 minutes $80. 90 minutes $120. Duo Massage: 30 minute on special for $80. 45 minute on special for $100. 60 minute on special for $130. Getaway Room Fee: Room Features a hot tub,6 ft custom shower and fireplace for your enjoyment Single Massage: 30 minutes $70. 45 minutes $85. 60 minutes $100. 90 minutes $150. Session time @ Discretion of MA Duo Massage/Couples Massage: 2 Attendant 30 minute $100. 45 minute $120. 60 minute $150. Couples Massage: 1 Attendant 30 minute $70. 45 minute $85. 60 minute $100. HST included in all door fee prices Longer Session times available and at the Discretion of MA Mandy's Recommendation http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=120757 Brooklyn's Recommendation *** NEW http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=172010 Nina's Recommendations http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?ltr=N&t=148577 Amanda's Recommendations http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?ltr=A&t=46157 Riley Recommendation http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=162336 HIRING.....We seeking attractive hard working ladies! You must be 18 years of age or older to be employed at Paradise Spa. We require proof of legal age and legal eligibility to work via a valid government identification and/or other documentation as required by law. Sabrina Mandy

True. However, even a board like Cerb, in a more active section like "Winnipeg", is plagued by the common malaise of "the lurker".. Such a tendency for 100 members to lurk, while only a dozen or so "full patch" members post any information of value or merit. I scroll down a thread, and dismiss the 'low count' posters. Why? Because many of them are shill accounts that are hyping a given provider, or are simply unreliable in their assessment of a provider in question. Harsh comment? Sure. But prove me otherwise.. When I started out on the boards a few years ago, I got shot down from time to time for my taste or opinion about a given provider. That did not deter me from sharing my experience, however. I kept posting my opinions, as I saw them and called them.. And after a while, people will recognize what a given poster says, and can base their judgement on their knowledge of that posters' established track record. Which means that lurkers need to leave the shadows and start to post their opinions and thoughts about the providers they have seen. Eventually, each one that does so will establish their own "street cred" here and will actually make a contribution to the information pool. Now that I've groused that out of my system, time to shuffle off to bed.. good night CERB.

Met Carmela last night (Friday). Very cute spinner about 5', dark hair, dark brown eyes, lots of body art and a great friendly disposition. Spent some time in the CR and enjoyed our time together. She fits perfectly in my lap and knows how to get my engine running :) I will definitely repeat.

A similar thing happened to me recently last week when I was away. This is someone ( not a cerb member) who dropped off the face of the earth for 2 months after meeting me every week.. I don't demand an explanation when a client disappears for a while. That's their business. I don't ask questions. Life happens. Nor would I ever cold contact someone. He reappears.. Day 1: Morning: "Hello?" Afternoon: Hello? 1 hour later: Are you there? Repeat everyday for 5 days (3 x a day) when I didn't even have my phone turned on. Day 5 Morning: Hello? Afternoon: Hello? Are you pissed at me? Late afternoon: Hello? Where are you? I DEMAND an explanation! According to him, I don't have a life or I could have been out of town, been sick or worse, dead. I suppose I'm not entitled to be any of those things. lol. And that's when I changed my phone number.... Goodbye.

I am a happily married hobbiest ... i love my wife and would do anything for her. We have so very many things that bring us together and make us both happy but you know I a Not sure I still believe like I use to that one person can meet all of our needs....perhaps seeing others provide a venue for me to meet needs for intimacy or connection in a way that is not possible with my wife. All that said if I was forced to choose....my hobbiest lifestyle or my wife the choice would be easy...i would choose her in a heartbeat.... i chose her 30 plus years ago and have not regretted that decision for even one second. I am not sure I deserve her but I do Love her. Just my opinion

I tend to only drink red wine now, my latest favorite is a Masi Costasera (Italian) I also enjoy scuttlebutt-shiraz/cabernet(Australian) and Peter Lehmann-Barossa(Australian). Both of these are less expensive but just as enjoyable. Tasting wine is so much fun:)

Man, people are weird. The subject of communicating with SPs completely aside, who on earth imagines that once any conversation gets to this point: ... that things can possibly go well? What happy outcome do they imagine is going to transpire from there? And the icing on the cake, following that with: ... uh, maybe because you've just been filling my phone with dickish, petulant texts? Sigh.

I understand this must be rather frustrating for you. When we have an intimate connection with someone, and spend a couple or a few hours intertwined with someone both physically and emotionally, it's hard to not have expectations or desire something more. (More is vague, but I think everyone knows what I mean). It's true that everyone is busy, but people (in general) are usually selective about who they are friends with. This happens both in the industry, and outside of it. I'm certain you don't talk to every friend on your Facebook, just the ones you really care about, right? I'm not suggesting these SPs don't care about you, but I can only imagine how frustrating it gets to receive these sorts of PMs, texts, and e-mails continuously from every client, when most of those clients never book an appointment with them again. We all learn from experience, and there are a lot of people in this industry who will see a girl once and then never see her again, but expect texts, e-mails, and friendly PMs. I don't think that's a fair expectation to have. Once you've established a regular connection with an SP or MA, that's a different story, but when you've only seen someone once? That's a bit more complicated to navigate, and will definitely be dependent on how busy the worker is (both personally and professionally). I know it sucks, but that's the way it is =( You're definitely not the only one that feels that way, but we all learn with experience. I really hope you find what you're looking for, Nat xox

I went to see Trisha 2 weeks ago for the first time. She is absolutely Fantastic! She came and greeted me in a very nice revealing outfit with a nice red thong. She is everything you expect from her pictures and i would even go far as to say she is hotter than her pictures indicate. She has a great intoxicating smile just like her cute soft lips and her soft body. She had very few restrictions and kissing was allowed. She is guaranteed to make your day feel better. Msog is a service that was offered which was great! She was submissive at first but when she got into it she was guiding my hand and showing me what to do and the positions were great. She started off on top, then we switched to missionary then doggy, cowgirl and i finished in a spoon position. She was absolutely fantastic! She never once looked at the clock and knew how the human body works, she was so good i saw her again in less than 24 hours. Definitely a recommend i plan on seeing her every week from now on!

There is a discussion about Brittany in the discussion forum, being a visitor to Fredericton I had advance researched available escorts and something I saw in the ads and read here drew me towards Brittany. She advertises on BP, not usually the most reliable place to look but her pics are real and so is she. Her ads headlines read: FREDERICTON, Smokin' Hot and Sexy Barbie Doll ! - 26 CALIFORNIA Barbie Doll, Sexy, sultry and .... Amazing ! - 26 Real might be the best way to describe her, her ad is real, pics are real and we had a real great time. She is fun to be with before, during and after sex. She is thin with long blonde hair and beautiful blue eyes. Some may not agree with the spinner label as she is 5'6" but she fits the category IMHO. It was a little tough coordinating as she has a life outside the biz and I was afraid she may be leary of an out of towner. She admitted some of that but I was able to put her at ease thru texting. We hit it off pretty much right away and rather than go into details I will say it has been a while since I had such an enjoyable time with an SP especially on the first visit. She can give a very decent massage and the rapport we built during that time allowed her to feel more comfortable and allowed us to do some things she usually reserves for second or third appointments. Given that I won't list all the things we did as they are certainly YMMV. I would categorize our time as safe GFE. I'd say she very well might have enjoyed the time we spent more than me and I was thrilled! It's always a better time when both enjoy themselves and this was certainly the case. I would not hesitate to recommend Brittany, I certainly plan on seeing her again. As mentioned in the discussion forum she does not always respond when she is not working and she does not work all the time. I feel very strongly that repeat visits will be off the charts awesome. I intend to find out for sure. Treat this local gem right and you will be a happy fella. I know I am.

Some municipalities are defining the word "Escort" improperly here in Canada! In municipal by-law's some cities here in Canada have defined the word "Escort" as a person who goes on paid dates but does not participate in sexual acts with clients in exchange for money. They do this as they want to license escorts but they do not want to accept that the escorts are having sex for the money (that would make them pimps and pimping or "living off the avails" is illegal in Canada). We all know that the term "Escort" is a person who is a "Sexual service provider" also known as such things as a "Call girl", "Courtesan", "Prostitute", "hooker", "Whore", "Harlot", and many other names. Many of the names are demeaning and not respectful as we all know so the ladies choose to use better words such as "Escort" so that they are not grouped in with the women who solicit sex illegally on the street (Also illegal in Canada). In Canada being paid for sex is legal and paying for sex is also legal. What is not legal is pimping, underage of 18, public solicitation / communicating / procuring for the purpose of sex and keeping a bawdy-house. Your common "out-call" service provider who does not solicit in public, does not have a pimp, is of legal age and charges for sex is not breaking the law! So why can they not call themselves a "Escort" in some municipalities? Because the municipality writes these by-laws defining the word "Escort" to mean something that it is not! Most municipalities do this to try to get rid of the ladies. Many of you think they do this because they want to make money off the girls... but that is not true! They don't want the girls in the cities at all. They want to force them to move to another city or quit being a prostitute all together. They use any revenue made from the licenses to further police (and I say police but remember they are not real police they are paid city officials that are actually by-law enforcement and can not charge anyone with a criminal code charge - as much as some will try to make you believe they have this power) Some cities are going to even greater lengths by asking the local police to accompany the by-law officers and try to entrap a few ladies into public solicitation (so that they can stir some fear in the ladies). Yes, they are actually doing this! You can read a thread here on cerb where one lady was tricked into going for a drink at the bar in the lobby of the hotel where she met her date... the date tried to talk to her about sex acts and next thing you know she was being arrested. Yes this is entrapment and she did know better... but I guess she felt the conversation was private enough and he was a good actor (she paid the price) but this is low! She did not want to go to the bar to have a drink with this person and he pretty much demanded it just so he could trick her and charge her. Nice eh! Makes me sick too! A note to the municipalities, We know many by-law guys and probably city officials read sites like this. You should as this should be a big fear for you. Bulling people is fun until all the people you bully get together and form a community and rise up against you! The definition of a ESCORT is "a person who provides a SEXUAL SERVICE to a customer and exchanges SEX for MONEY" - For your information... this is LEGAL in Canada! Just because you make a by-law that redefines the word "ESCORT" to suit your needs it will not hold up in court! You can not pass a by-law based on your MORAL REASONS and you can not charge a ESCORT a LICENSE FEE knowing that they have sex for money as this makes your city a PIMP and you are in turn LIVING OFF THE AVAILS OF PROSTITUTION and you are breaking the law!! With the INTERNET and communities like this one here on CERB the ladies are starting to UNITE and work together! Activist groups are now challenging the laws in court that take rights away from sex trade workers - don't think that this will not trickle down to the municipalities who are also taking away legal rights of people! It will not be long till you bully the ladies enough in your city that they unite and challenge your moral based by-law in court. It will end up costing your city a fair amount of money and one nasty slap on the hand to tell you that you can not take rights away from people who are not breaking the law (just because you don't like what they do for a living!) You should take the advise of your town lawyers who have probably told you that passing a by-law like this can backfire, it's only a matter of time before the ladies unite against you (any many men support them - every day more are supporting the ladies publicly as well as it's not so taboo any more to employee the services of a sex trade worker. It is the oldest profession as you know! Keep in mind that with todays technology (the internet) it's much easier to communicate and form communities (Like this one) you and other cities could bully the ladies in the past (knowing they would not group together) but you are very wrong if you think that will continue in this day and age... it simply will not hold true! Bottom line... No matter what you do you will not get rid of prostitution in your city - Too much need and demand for it - let's face it... if no demand existed you would not have such a large number of ladies working in the profession now would you!?!

Hey guys, the "Lisa and Destiny ebony twins" advertising on Back page recently are not the Lisa and Mina ebony twins that are CERB members.

Can't say which girls are the best, can say the best place to look is here

Not sure that a Question that asks about "best escorts" can be even answered "best" is so subjective.

Just finished a T-bone steak and baked potato with all the trimmings Washed down with a Becks no alcohol beer For desert, which I'll have in a couple hours, because I'm stuffed, mixed berries RG

Awesome thanks you guys... like I said i've been a member of Cerb for some time, and i remember a time a couple years ago when i used to just chat with Lexi on the phone, but then crap in life kept keeping me from getting the chance to meet and experience her, but going in to this i've already shown lexi's photos to my fiance and she's basically has the same reaction as me, and i really just wanted to see if there was a selection but I had hoped that everyone was going to reccomend my reccomentation .. lol also i'm soo happy that this thread was well recieved after i posted it i was worried that it was the wrong area or that people were gonna be mad at me for n00bing out on the forums... And Lexi i totally don't expect you to remember our chats late into the night, as i'm sure you've got the attention of so many men and women out there .... but theres a reason for that... and the other girl that was reccomended by cristy curves i appreciate it i checked out her schedule and she's in chicago- touring everywhere but here it seems ... so i'm happy to think that my single fantasy of getting to share an experience with lexi will get to happen with my soul mate involved... just love all around... like i said i love CERB and everyone on here,, you'd expect it to be a pervy creepy atmosphere,, but its not clist or bp where you have no idea whats going on ,, people here care, and are cool as all hell.... ive always been too nervous or working to make it to the meet and greet parties,, but maybe soon me and the (soon to be wife ) will make it out to such gatherings.. Seriously, thank you everyone for your replies and thoughts/suggestions,, as this is a first time for us clearly its a nerve wracking fumbling wth is going on kinda thing... but i'm glad i posted.. ( usually i just lurk and wite the odd review here and there ) but i'm glad i posted this and i really appreciate the replies .. thank you again... I feel the love, and hope i'm sending it back in appropriate quantities ! =)

Saturday Chasity 12-11 NEW aka "Chasityxox" Victoria 10-4:30 aka "victoriasct" Hannah 10-4 aka "Hannahxo" Maya 3:30-11 aka "Midnight Maya" Pandora 3:30-11 aka "Pandora" Kelly 4-11 aka "Kelly2010" Sunday Chasity 10-9 NEW aka "Chasityxox" Jamie 10-9 aka "Jamie-xo" Victoria 10-9 aka "victoriasct" Samantha 10-9 aka "Naughty Samantha" Paradise Spa and Angel's Touch are asking for any donation to aid the financial assistance of a great loss to two of our employees. NO AMOUNT IS TOO SMALL. Unfortunately they have no insurance coverage :( PLEASE HELP US to fund the funeral costs. All donations are greatly appreciated. For donations please call our receptionist or donate to the attendant you see next before Tuesday. You can donate by credit/debit/check or cash. Thanks from all the staff. P.S. You can donate at Paradise or Angel's location! ONLINE AD http://www.cerb.ca/classifieds/ottawa-massage-ads/p62-top-ladiesnew-ma-27s.html NEW CHASITY a familiar face you may already know :wink: Formerly at C*J http://www.angelstouchmassage.ca/site/chasitys-profile/ NEW SABRINA R a familiar face you may already know :wink: Formerly at "ALO" spa & Triple A http://www.angelstouchmassage.ca/sit...inars-profile/ http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/album.php?albumid=8655 New Sexy Pics http://www.angelstouchmassage.ca/site/the-angels/ 3 rooms, up to 8 sexy ladies on daily! Private Dance shows available upon request! Click here to see NEW pics of room: http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/album.php?albumid=3340 New Sexy Pics of our Hotties http://www.angelstouchmassage.ca/site/the-angels/ Full Body Relaxation Massage Single Massage: 30 minutes $50. 45 minutes $60. 60 minutes $80. 90 minutes $120 Couples Massage: 1 Attendant 30 minute $60. 45 minute $70. 60 minute $90. Duo/Couples Massage:2 Attendants 30 minute regular $100. on special for $80. 45 minute regular $120. on special for $100. 60 minute regular $160. on special for $130. HST included in door fee prices. Longer Sessions available and @ Discretion of MA ...... Tips Accepted...... ATM on site......Spacious Rooms with Private Showers..... Chasity Recommendations http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?ltr=C&t=160456 Maya's Recommendations ***NEW http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?ltr=M&t=63977 Kelly's Recommendations ***NEW http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=120424 Hannah's Recommendations http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?ltr=H&t=125137 Victoria's Recommendations ****NEW RECOMMENDATION http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?ltr=V&t=156766 Jamie Discussions http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=104412 & http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?ltr=J&t=114727 Samantha Recommendations http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?ltr=N&t=142241 Pandora's Recommendations http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?ltr=M&t=75290http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=156274 HIRING.....We seeking attractive hard working ladies! You must be 18 years of age or older to be employed at Angel's Touch. We require proof of legal age and legal eligibility to work via a valid government identification and/or other documentation as required by law. Jamie

My last weekend available for the next month. Can we take advantage of it? Let's get naked! It's the best way to get to know each other. Come see what I'm all about and I'll give you the most sensual massage of your life.... Almost better than sex. I'm sexy and I know it! Long hair, beautiful blue eyes, 5'8" with the model looks to match. Now taking an Registered Massage Therapy courser and I wanna practice on you! Cum help me study? I'm located Downtown in the market. Private and Discreet, I cater the discerning gentlemen that really want a great exxxxperience without getting caught. LoL 100% Independent, so I do what I want. I'll leave a lasting impression to make you smile long after we've met. I offer a full body sensual massage with proper body slides. Or see me for a Nuru (Max 45m during the winter). All sessions are done on my big bed; you wouldn't want me to fall off, now would you? :P Or get the best of the with a 45m nuru and 30 to 60m therapeutic massage. Allow me to tailor a session especially to you, just let me know how long I get to keep you and let me show you what I can do. Available Monday to Saturday 10am to 10pm Advance booking suggested but never required. Call me at 613-482-1553 or text at 613-909-8336 Since it's just me doing my admin, I can be hard to get in touch with sometimes, please use my online schedule. Click Here for access.

Congrats on reaching the 3,000 posts plateau! Best wishes for forthcoming travel to various beautiful places on the East Coast! toine

These are very nice White wine especially for the price.

Although I do enjoy wine, I'm not much of a drinker. That said, I've had some I really enjoyed and others...not so much. I do prefer white wine, but other than that have no favourites. If it has a cork, chances are I'll probably enjoy it. ;)

And some guys have the nerve to complain when they are with an sp who does answer texts in the midst of their appointment. hellooooo guy is why they do this lol

okay, for all those who keep asking for this Masseuses name I dont' feel comfortable giving it. She's 100% legit. I don't think she means to do it but is oblivious to the fact taht when she is leaning into massage my arms with them outstretched there is no place for them to go but against her boobs. last thing this place needs is a bunch of peopel trying to purposely rub her. She's actually a good masseuse that I use when needed so if things get messed up for her I'd hate to be the root of it. Now I know that we are all nice men here but it only takes one idiot to ruin it for all. So if you really must know, there are only like 4 there, go and find out yourself but I honestly won't say who it is. If this was a true Rub and Tug place I'd have no problem sharing. Hope you understand.

Discovering that a very beautiful and wonderful lady is available to see me tomorrow. Now my drive into Toronto tomorrow will be well worth it.

Have you given any thought to having your gf talk to Lexy? She is quite stunning and you three would have a great time. Sometimes with women, they need to feel a connection of the mind before they can commit to a lady. Worth a try.

I can't say the best gift I have given. The gifts I give are for each lady, one isn't better than another. They usually are gift cards, for Victoria's Secret, La Senza, Lulu Lemon, Chapters, Air Canada,MasterCard gift card, to think of a few One lady I gave a birthday card and present too, and a Christmas card and present. The gifts were something special I think she would appreciate. But one gift giving took place that stands out. It was during the evening of my ménage a trois with two very special Goddesses, Lonna Lux and Emily Rushton. Besides being a special occasion because it was my first (and thus far only) ménage a trois a couple other occasions were celebrated by us that night. The first occasion. That encounter was Lonna's last time as a companion, she was retiring. Emily and I surprised Lonna with a retirement gift of a bottle of wine and chocolates. Later on in the evening the surprises continued. Lonna had a birthday coming up too. So Emily and I arranged for a birthday cake for Lonna. We surprised her, me bringing in the cake from the kitchen, and Emily and I singing Happy Birthday. That was the best birthday ever, two Goddesses and me having birthday cake in bed in the bedroom...and it wasn't even my birthday Oh yes, there were crumbs, and who cares The companionship from the ladies I have seen has a value far exceeding the donation requested. If that can't be considered a gift, what can? But I have been fortunate to be the recipient of some other gifts. I received a couple of Christmas cards, one a personal card, which I still have. And although not, I don't think, intended as a gift, there was a special email received from a lady around Halloween last year which touches me. I received another email around Christmas time, also personal. And there was a Christmas gift I received. I won't tell what the gift was but any mention of Kate Middleton and Prince George and I immediately think of this lady ;-) As for the gift, it is in my living room. But no matter what the gift, it truly is the thought that counts. And most of all, the thought, at least for me, when I give a gift (and tip) is that it is showing a sign of appreciation and respect to the lady who is providing you companionship A rambling RG

Saw her last night she is amazing ... definitely worth a visit ...

Yeah lexy seems to be the one for you. I have never seen her myself as i am not a big fan of the screening process but lots of recos on cerb for her.

You know what mtentertainment77? Your comment is a thinly veiled statement about personal preference. You may as well say bull like: "I'd only let a fat chick blow me", because that's what you're gesturing at....and, you know, there's another board for that crap.

Il Re I may be naive but I really believe in some (many IMO and from my experience) cases natural remedies are better than any medicine. In this particular case Jafo mentioned not being able to have any dental care now so I suggested oil pulling as an alternative however I think you saying that it will not work is as presumptuous as if I would assure him it would but as I said I have heard that it has worked for some and it will for sure improve his dental health.

Sorry to kind of hijack the thread but Jafo, have you ever heard of/tried oil pulling? If not, you should really try it. Some people even say they stopped going to the dentist since doing it.

I second that. In fact, she was responsible for my empty wallet syndrome :)

There should be no backlash, you are asking a legitimate question and stating an experience. My answer-When we are with you we are your friend and lover, you are paying us to be, sorry to be blunt, but that's the way it is and when we leave it's done-you are paying for that as well:) But I do think it's only polite to respond to a pm, especially a quick hi, hello or nice to hear from you, etc. I respond to all my pm's, even phone conversations from past clients and send out greetings on holidays, although my friend list has grown so much sometimes I'll make a post to wish all happy holidays,etc:) Sometimes expecting someone to chat may be to much for some though. Imagine if every client we saw wanted to have a conversation? I feel bad that you're feeling blown off, none of us should want a one time or repeat client to have those feelings. Perhaps there were or are unknown reasons for the no replies, or short ones, since I don't know anything about your exchanges I can't make an opinion. You shouldn't take it personally though, hugs:) Something I've learned-never expect anything from anyone and you'll never be disappointed:) but always stay true to yourself. If it makes you feel better to reach out to someone then do so, just don't be disappointed with their response, that's on them:)

Absolutely. Yes. 100%. In fact you owe it to yourself to do so if you even suspect that she might be under 18. Remember, the onus is on you to be sure, and they won't accept "I didn't know" or "she told me she was" as an excuse. I can think of few faster ways to ruin your life than to be caught with an underage sp. As far as the privacy thing goes, tell her beforehand that you expect to see proof of age. She can put tape over the name and address if she likes. you simply need to see the picture with a date of birth. That isn't to say that all sp's will embrace the idea. If she declines, then that's an even better reason not to take the risk. It may cost you an encounter, but the risk is too great otherwise. Cover your bases and your ass. Just my thoughts. Mikey

Not for good;) we'll be around...in the very near future xo

I'm new to all this, only being with one lady (twice) so far, but I found the final hug and kiss a little awkward. Not that I disliked it in anyway. Quite the opposite, really: I'd love a more passionate goodbye, I'm sure. :) But, as someone new to the lifestyle, I think the passion, friendliness, and genuine caring of the lady was a little bit of a surprise. One can read volumes on encounters and what to expect, but until it's actually experienced... Which is my way of saying to the ladies, don't let us awkward newbies stop you from being you and don't give up on us. ;)

is it just me thinking this, but if you have enough make up on after(!) that you are worried about leaving traces perhaps something went terribly wrong? Are we just sweaty messes in the end? Or is that just me?

Funny that I posted this today and we had a gentleman come in after he booked a reservation - his first time seeing this particular hostess and the first thing that came out of his mouth (before the shower before anything) he asked, can I eat your pussy? The hostess said no - the client left... Apparently DATY should be common service and of not its a waste of his time. In the meantime this hostess missed out on 2 other potential appointments. Since when is DATY a guaranteed service one provides a stranger in a massage parlour?

Mothers day just past I was out shopping for jewelry and in the middle of a discussion with the clerk about what I should get and she said, "what about a pearl necklace, I'd love to get a pearl necklace for mothers day". I bust!