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SexyLacy, Emily J, and Christycurves... together you have pretty much summed up all a man needs to know to enter into and fully appreciate the interactions between himself and his chosen partner. We, the gentlemen, should all aspire to be the "Mr Wonderful" Lara described in her blog. Thank you Lacy for launching this thread and thank you Emily J for contributing such an excellent find in the blogpost.

My checklist- honesty-you expect it so please give it. punctuality- I am, so please be. discretion-I give it, protect it, so please show me the same . Respect- not just when we are together, but continue to after we part, I will. I think the rest has been covered;)

There is so much I love in life and that makes me smile I could be typing for hours and never cover it all. The one love I will cover is the love of this thread that slows us down for a few minutes and focuses on the positive and wonderful in our lives. There's not enough of that so I love whenever it happens. Thank you :makeout:

I like quickies actually. Think they can be fun and kinky... The only problem with 15 min, I found, was what if it goes to 20 min or 22 min? How do you then stay with in your donation amount? If 15 min is 120, and HH is 160, and you go to 20min, does this now mean donation should be 130? lol....I stick to HH min, as most 15 min do go beyond 15 min anyways, especially when a shower is expected or offered.

I love so some many things, happiness, sunshine, kindness, compassion, generosity, but the most important things are- My parents. No matter how old I get I still think of them as mom and dad and need their support, hugs and kisses. Sadly, I no longer have my dad, I miss him terribly but I know I still have his love and I'm very grateful for having them both. I love my dogs, they are my children as I don't separate human importance over animal. They love me unconditionally and I them. They have emotions, feelings and I respect them and feel sad for those who can't or won't experience the special love and companionship a dog or any pet can give a human. Myself. No one can protect me better than myself, or be a better friend to me. It's taken years, as I've spent many listening to the negative noise of those who I allowed into my life who wanted only negativity for me, those who wanted to cause me harm and prove me unworthy. They have ALL been defeated:) Because I love me and I appreciate and love me for all my good points and bad. I'm certainly not perfect and that's what's so special about me, I'm flawed;) I can admit it, accept it and appreciate it all. To answer why I love those I do, because they love me, support/supported me and give/gave me a reason for being:) That's the core of love, it's unconditional, giving, undefeatable, precious and infinite. My father would have moved oceans for me, defeated any man that caused me harm and wanted nothing from me other than my happiness. How could I not love him:) My dogs don't give a shit about my looks, financial standing, what I'm wearing, smell like, how I talk, no judgements from them at all. They just want me to protect them, feed and shelter them, small price for all they give:) Love is such a wonderful emotion, lucky for those who experience it whether it be with a spouse, so, parent/child, human/pet, friend/friend, oneself, embrace it, share it, after all, we all need it. It makes us whole as people. It's the most precious gift to give and the most hurtful one to loose.

Fair point, however, in none of these examples do i see the sp doing the bbbj based on being asked for it by the client, she has done it voluntarily or offered. That is the point, of all of us cbj advertiser providers. Don't encourage clients to ask, don't ask, and don't expect that all the sps all do it all the time all it takes it to ask. This is the thing that we find offensive. To disrespect the ad and the sp, by this assumption that the ad is somehow a lie. Whether some sps put it in the ad, but provide it anyway is neither here nor there, the post was advising guys to ask for it regardless. The sp will let you know if this is something that is flexible or not, and the ones who are not flexible won't label you as a potential pushy problem client lol I don't know but if it were me as the client, I'd prefer not to be labeled as a potential pushy problem client guy, but more as a guy who doesn't ask for things that haven't been advertised.

Should be allowed back in general discussion area, it gives ALL clients a opportunity to read about important issues within this industry and getting an insight from ALL providers on different issues. It is not advertising, it is issues within the industry. Just saying ;) BTW great article SexyLacy.

I think there's a demand, and a place, for everything from 15 minutes to a week away on vacation. What matters is who is comfortable, and willing, to offer the service and which clients will be good clients no matter the time, or service, involved. I would never want an extended weekend stay with a lady as it's just not something I'm interested in, but I get why some do and think it's great. Although I don't think 15 minutes would be for me, I can see the appeal. Forgetting about all the logistics (time management etc.) behind the possible option, if the same level of respect is present as with the more commonly accepted options, why the hell not. :)

As a fetish companion, much of what makes a good client is the same as for any other service provider, but I do have some different criteria as well. Good clients read my website and include all the information I request in our initial contact. They know what they want and communicate clearly, so I have to do minimal clarification and we can keep our pre-session communication quick and succinct. I want a straight, to the point discussion about specific activities and vibe, since much of what I do is fulfilling very specific fantasies. Punctuality, hygiene, gracefully managing the money and being generally respectful are all important. In person, before we get started, they easily get on the same page with me as far as my in session expectations around communication, safewords and my limits. They honestly answer my questions about health conditions that might cause issues with some activities and what their limits are. In session, my best clients are responsive and communicative. Their body language and noises tell me that they're enjoying themselves. They communicate verbally about what feels good, what hurts too much, if they want more or less. They don't expect me to read their minds, and they understand that even if they're submissive, a hot scene is a collaborative effort, and they can't be a completely passive actor. They have realistic expectations for the session and understand that things may not go exactly the way they do in their fantasies, and that's no ones fault, it's just reality. They're honest about their focus and intention - if they tell me they want to do whatever I want, they're sincere about it and follow through. If they want to do something servicey because it gets them off, they're honest about it and don't pretend that it's actually about my pleasure first. And if they really are wanting to focus on my pleasure, they listen and actually do the things that I find pleasurable, not the things they assume a woman should find pleasurable. My favourite clients also are into the kinks that I want to explore or are into something totally novel that I never get to do. I have fun no matter what, with a good client, but I get giddy with delight when I get to try something new or do my favourite things. Good clients respect my time and don't linger long after our session is done. They have a reasonable idea of what they might need for aftercare and communicate that to me so I can build it into our session time (quick clean up and you're good? 20 minutes of afterglow, cuddling and coming down?) They're warm and interactive after the session and don't seem ashamed or distant (these are valid emotional responses too, particularly since we sometimes explore very taboo stuff, and it doesn't make a person a bad client at all, but it's a difficult response for me, because I want everyone I see to leave feeling amazing.)

While I'm sure politely asking is far from the worst thing a client can do, I can certainly see how it would be annoying to be asked. Think of it from the lady's point of view. You take the time to make your website/ad and put all necessary information in there that you can think of. And then despite doing so people still ask the question. That tells them you either didn't take the time to read their rules or don't believe what they say. Probably not so bad the first or second or fifth time it happens. But I'm sure it gets old fast, and a person gets tired of saying they mean it when they say no. Being put into a position where you have to say no can also be awkward for some people, especially when the question was already answered in the ad. To be fair, I'm sure some ladies don't mind being asked. Personally, I just don't think it's worth the chance at, even unintentionally, offending or annoying someone. While I disagree with your first point I at least understand it and see where you're coming from, but this part doesn't make sense to me at all. I'm sure some people do play around with figures on age and measurements, but you can't seriously equate that to posted rules and restrictions. I mean, using that logic would you also question a lady about her donation amount?

I've never been a fan of the envelope system. I sometimes wonder "Is it just full of Canadian Tire money?" and take a peek, just to be safe..lol I guess some people find it less, crass and feel it's classier? I don't know. As long as you don't show up with a ziploc full of loonies, or whip out your wallet and count it out into my hand (that's a mood killer), I'm fine with no envelope. Kim

I do understand some want a quick rub during lunch break but unfortunately by time we walk up my stairs I unzip your pants that will basically be 15 minutes lol I do offer 30 minute rub and tug for those in a rush but that isn't even enough time to actually chat and enjoy each other I do prefer the hour or longer because its gives us more time to cuddle and have some fun I am all about making that connection with whom I spend time with ... The longer the more enjoyable and more time to explore and ravish each other!

I am having a cup of tea and trying to calm the f*ck down!!! Someone pushed ALL my buttons and tested ALL my boundaries!!!

Such an awesome thread :) I love... My kids...most precious people in my life. they bring joy, laughter, headaches lol...but love every minute :D My parents and siblings...We are always there for each other...priceless! Playing volleyball...been my passion sport for over 35 years... The casino...just love playing cards (mostly poker) I got that from my parents :) The warm sun on my skin...feels so good! I love genuine positive smiling people...makes me smile :) Traveling and meeting new people...makes me feel wealthier! True friends...the ones you know have your back! Smart people...so stimulating...please pick my brains lol Dark chocolate...my weakness! The beach, the ocean...soothing! I love getting a compliment, specially from a total stranger...makes me feel special :) Bianca xxx

A good client to me would be: Please be on time as you would expect me to be (if for whatever reason you cannot make the appointment please give notice for cancellation...Life happens and I truely do understand that) Good hygiene is a must (I always take a shower and brush my teeth before the appointment please do the same...if you need to take a shower you are more than welcome to at my place) Respect! (The upmost important thing on my list) please put the donation in an envelope and place on table before the appointment Good communication and positive vibes always!

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Lots of very judgemental people here... Fact is, some guys don't want to get to know the girls because they have a SO at home. They don't want to develop a friendship, they don't want to hang out. They want sex! That's it. That's all. So maybe a 15 min visit is exactly the right thing. Lets not forget these are business relationships...

Everyone should routinely delete all their messages if possible. Things that are just joking around to you and your friends may look very different to someone else. And they have software that will run a quick check on every one of your contacts. So if any of them are red flagged you will be too. That red flag will stay on your file forever.

To me, 15 minutes would never be enough. I have been requested for 15 minutes to 1/2 hour, but it's just not something that I offer. I did offer them in the past, but found that they had no substance to them, it was just get in, get off, get out, not my style at all. I really like the time I spend with a gentleman to get to know him, talk with him, share thoughts, and a whole lot of fun!, especially the cuddling afterwards, how on earth do you fit that into 15 minutes?

I love Scottish castles. My family roots originated in Scotland. Castles represent luxurious lives of the royal and wealthy. Power and strength are also related with castles. Castles are also places of protection and safety. The romance. Large wood burning fireplaces in every room. The look and feel of the stone, wood plank floors and wood beam ceilings. The beautiful gardens and courtyards. There is always a warm bed for friends and family to rest. The peace and tranquility of the countryside. Secret rooms and passageways. Castles are a reminder of the past; where we came from; and how far we have come. I would love to live in a modern castle like the Darien Castle. http://dantyree.com/plans/darien/ I would have a live-in courtesan to keep me company.

I wasn't going to say anything as I believe to each his own.... but really? 15 minutes.... Two strangers who feel that sudden attraction, in the middle of nowhere! Find, let's get at it and quick... For a meeting with a lady that takes the time to get all done up, attractive, smelling amazing, looking amazing.... Well for me, I want to take the time to speak with her. I want to look at her, listen to her speak and laugh. I want to see her move... I want to really enjoy all she hast to offer. If I want a quick one, well I call upon 'Gertrude'... My right hand as I am right handed!! ;) Just saying!!

The best solution for the SPs who currently advertise CBJ only but usually provide BBBJ would be to advertise "BBBJ (YMMV)", or something to that effect. Unfortunately, few SPs are willing to do that. I suspect it's because they fear problems with clients to whom they don't want to provide BBBJ for hygiene or other reasons. That said, I don't agree with FO that a client who asks a provider who advertises CBJ only is pushy or problematic if he asks politely after the first session, "Would you consider doing BBBJ next time?" All the SP has to do is reply, "No, sorry, it's a strict rule and I don't make exceptions". On the other hand, if the client then attempts to negotiate somehow, that would definitely be pushy. One last note - very few SPs are totally honest about their ages, measurements and weights, so why should they be offended if a client questions other items in their ads such as CBJ only when it's well known that many SPs don't follow what they say about it?

Hmmm 1- Family- because they are so special in your life, especially siblings after us losing both parents in past years, brings everyone together on special occasions. 2- Women- especially those here on this board, as I have made many friendships over the years with them, and have made so many new friends now too. They allow me to explore my sexuality and desires that continues to grow. 3- Travel- love visiting different countries and also traveling within Canada. 4- Flowers- I enjoy gardening, I have a green thumb. 5- Sleeping Naked- just because I can :) 6- Love being Flirtatious- it arouses me, with women here on the board. 7- Love having a lady playing with my nipples- because it excites me;) I get goosebumps from it, the lady can bite,lick,flick,suck, I find it very erotic. 8-Love my 5 k walk in the am, and if I can squeeze in a 5-8 k bike ride in the am as well it's fabulous way to start the day. Cheers! :)

I had another fantastic session with Nikky the lovely Fox today. Oh my goodness, what a sweetheart she was and what work ethics! Let me explain. She was waken up by some construction just above her hotel room early this morning. My appointment was her first and early in the morning. Imagine the pressure and the unpleasantness for her to have to call the front desk to complain and having to change room, pack and unpack, take a shower, and grab something to eat for breakfast ( not even sure she had time for that!). But despite all that, you'd never notice all these hassles she had just gone through. She was fresh as a spring flower! She refused to let anything affect her level of service. With a big sweet smile on her face and wearing a beautiful little tight lingerie, she greeted me with big hugs and tons of dfk's! After giving her the goodies I got from Timmy and presenting her with a little gift, we went almost non-stop with passionate kisses. My, this little sweet goddess can kiss - her lips are so luscious and soft! I almost forgot how good it felt since I hadn't seen her for a while. The endearing part about her is she'd let me know what worked for her, which areas of her body she liked to be kissed, touched and caressed when I was pleasing her, and above all, she'd comment how good I was making her feel! Nikky is such a sweetheart - I will continue to see her for a long time!

Additional Comments:

Because you are not an SP- that advertises CBJ only and only provides what she advertises...

A few issues here. First, when you enter a foreign country, you are entering at the discretion of a foreign government. You have no RIGHT of entry. With that in mind, everything on or about your person is subject to scrutiny under the laws of the receiving country. EVERY country has laws regarding the movement of people and goods across international borders. Second, when you enter a foreign country, the standards of law, evidence and reasonable search and seizure are those of the receiving country. You can be as "righteously indignified" as you wish, but it comes down to four words: "Their country, their rules." Last, and probably most important? If you don't want your dirty laundry seen by foreign governments, don't bring it along.

For me that is enough time to answer the door, let the lady in pour the glass of wine and we start the conversation, either getting to know one another if the companion and I don't know each other, or reconnecting if I'm having a encounter with a companion who is more a friend. I personally prefer longer encounters, now I like four hour encounter. And I have had very memorable encounters where roughly two and a half hours of that four hours were spent in the living room of the hotel suite with the lady just reconnecting and enjoying each other's company. So for me, and speaking for me only, a fifteen minute encounter would be a very empty encounter, serving primarily one purpose. That is not to criticize those that seek such encounters out, it's just not for me A rambling RG

Warped, I hope your changes are good changes and wish you luck! xoxo

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When giving I definitely love oil or anything that makes it slippery. If you offer body slides the slipperier the better...in my opinion.The best is Nuru jel!!

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No not the same one Maria who used to be Pinecrest massage has a wolf for a while. Posted via Mobile Device

They definitely are. She's only 25 or so. Ha, nothing's really changed at all. She has a very attractive face. Tits are natural and very nice. Shes slim, if that's your type. Again, I try to see her whenever she's in town ( I don't check out ex or whatever often enough to catch her all the time) she tours frequently.

If you have seen someoen a few times you will know whether or not to ask. There's girls I have asked and received, there's others I would not dream of asking.

Aww That is so sweet, enjoy. She is lucky to have you and you her. I remember when I turned 19 it was my first time going away from home and my dad drove me to my friends, from where we departed. I remember how he cried, it touched me so. My dad is now gone-cancer. Thank you for the memory:)

I'm thinking...no... Hmm... Cat owners know...

She is very good You wont be disappointed. I saw her when she first started out and was not disappointed. :) Will have to go back soon

So many "interesting" comments and speculations made in this thread... If this keeps up, it will be that time again:

I don't think anyone hates your guts. I don't. I will say, I did find your posts off topic and needlessly insulting. My response was in irritation/jest and an attempt to show you that opinions on what is considered "quality" varies widely. Sweeping generalizations tend to annoy people, simple as that. I think referring to women as "8's or 10's", won't ever get you the response you're hoping for. Most importantly, alluding to "sex workers" uglying up the joint, on an escort rec board doesn't seem like the best idea, no? Don't take it personally, and I'll try and do the same. ;) Happy Easter, Kim

I tend to only drink red wine now, my latest favorite is a Masi Costasera (Italian) I also enjoy scuttlebutt-shiraz/cabernet(Australian) and Peter Lehmann-Barossa(Australian). Both of these are less expensive but just as enjoyable. Tasting wine is so much fun:)

It's more of a newbie mistake on my part. I was ignorant and unexperienced to many of possible threats one may come across as a independent provider. I didn't really consider that I came to become independent when I was ready too. I had several years experience working at winnipeg's upscale massage parlour that wasn't full service. Despite my many ups and downs over those years, I gained what I consider to be priceless experience learning types of clients, and ways to get along and or enjoy all sorts of different men's personalities and company. Without realizing it I gained valuable insight on little things to avoid and heard many experiences in general chit chat with multiple co workers over those years. I even miss my old boss, even though back then I was fired and rehired more times then I would like to admit, he was like a father figure, always giving me heck for not saving for school or a car. I didn't put much thought into darker elements of the industry or that some woman arent as fortunate in their experiences. I lack the competitive nature of many. I also lucked out and am very blessed to have attracted positive clients who were kind enough to share their experiences with other great clients. Having said that I am not ignorant to the fact that their are other woman who have suffered unfair reviews by disgruntled men for all sorts of reasons. Many likely pushed a boundary, and got mad at the result. Several indiv. tried to slander me with fake reviews and stories, and again I lucked out despite completely freaking out on them while waiting for mods to wake up and remove their late night posts. A few were even banned. I have never allowed myself to bullied, shamed or lied about on the other erb site. So many other others haven't been as fortunate. I feel for the providers as I honestly think many may not have deserved as much negative attention as they may receive. Everytime something negative is posted it is potentially a hit to her income, and some guys can't read a mention of a lady, even if it is positive and appears she may gained a better understanding as to what works for her and her clients, without slandering her name. I could of easily had things turn out the same way on several attempts to hurt my reputation as a provider. Most woman join this industry inexperienced and aren't as fortunate avoiding bad clients and or aware these boards to refer to. Here in winnipeg, I truly wish to see less bullying towards the providers. More respect and acceptance for individual restrictions, rates and WAY MORE DISCRETION! It isn't unheard of that we are sent copies of pm's between pooners and I got to tell you, SHARING OUR LOCATIONS AND EVEN AREA PUTS US AT CONSIDERABLE RISK. If you wouldn't want us doing it to you then don't do it to us. I lost my condo and literally everything I had worked for. I look forward to a new adventure in a new city. I know I would not be in this position except to lead me to bigger and better things. And I thank all the gentlemen I've met here and will miss many of you! Additional Comments: I would like to point out, that I am entertaining low volume from upscale hotels that frequently change all over winnipeg before my adventure. Discretion is mandatory, and ASSURED and EXPECTED. I am only willing to accept texts requesting a good time to call. I am looking forward to seeing those I have met before, those who can provide reference or contact me through pm or with board handles. Those who can't are still welcome to contact me. Please let me know a bit about yourself, and we can hopefully meet on one of the last days before I move from hotel room or hotel. I will post a ad here on cerb soon, just been doing pics for it these past few days. xoxo

Let's do some time math for a quickie: Before deed: -Get in the door, say hello, untie & remove shoes, take coat off and hang up: 5 minutes (stuck coat zipper, add 1 minute; knot in laces, add 1 minute) -Give donation: 1 minute -Quickie hand wash: 1 minute -Take cloths off without rips or popped buttons: 2 minutes (stuck pants zipper, add 1 minute) -Quick minimal hand wash: 0.5 minutes After deed: -Quick minimal wash-up: 1 minute -Put cloths on, neat & tidy: 3 minutes -Put shoes & coat on: 2 minutes So far, were up to 15.5 minutes, without the eventualities added in. Maybe with practice my times could be improved, but even with a half-hour session, 14.5 minutes left for fun-time isn't enough for me.

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Cowgirl = CG = girl on top facing you cover = condom cruising = driving around, looking for streetwalkers cups of coffee = releases = orgasms DATO = dining at the o = analingus DATY = dining at the y = cunnilingus DDP = double digit penetration, kitty and anus Dodge = streetwalker stroll: Mission Blvd, between A St and 14th St, in Hayward, CA Doggie = man behind girl, girl on hands and knees donation = payment Doubles = A threesome with two girls and you DDE = doesn't do extras (PS only) DDG = drop dead gorgeous DFK = deep french kissing, open mouth with tongue DIY = do it yourself (masturbation) DP = double penetration, two guys on one girl DT = deep throat, entire length of penis taken in mouth ECR = el camino real EOM = end of message. No text in message body. escort = a temporary companion for hire facial = cumming on partner's face FBSM = full body sensual massage fire and ice = a blowjob switching between hot tea and ice FIV = finger in vagina FKK = Frei K?rper Kultur. German brothel / nudist club. FOB = fresh off the boat. Asian immigrant recently arrived in the US. FOV = finger outside vagina French = BJ French Kiss = Kissing with tongue insertion FS = full service = BJ + Sex Get Brain = blow job Get Comfortable = get completely naked GFE = girlfriend experience. Typically BBBJ, CFS, DFK, DATY, and MSOG GG = Golden Gypsy. defunct, famous Berkeley massage parlor GND = girl next door Greek = anal sex, back door GS = golden shower = urination play GSM = g-spot massage happy ending = A handjob (usually) or blowjob after your massage hardwood floors = clean shaven kitty Hat = condom HDH = high dollar hottie HJ = hand job = a manual / hand release HH = half hour HM = high mileage HME = honeymoon experience, lapdog heaven HWP = height and weight proportionate hooker = prostitute IMHO = in my humble opinion interpreter = condom Italian = penis rubbing between butt cheeks ISO = in search of kitty = vagina Lapdog = person who worships providers to excess. LDL = low dollar looker (opposite of HDH) LE = ellie = law enforcement LK = light kissing, closed mouth LOS = land of smiles = Thailand mamasan = female manager of a massage parlor MBOT = Mitchell Brothers O'Farrell Theatre, SF Strip Club MBR = multiple bell ringing = MSOG MILF = mom I'd like to f-ck Mish = missionary position, or the SF Mission District Missionary = man on top, girl on back mohawk = thin rectangular strip of pubic hair MP = massage parlor MP = multiple pops = multiple releases MSC = Market Street Cinema, SF Strip Club MSOG = multiple shots on goal = multiple releases NCT = New Century Theatre, SF Strip Club non-pro = not a professional provider NP = no problem NSA = no strings attached OWO = oral without condom OWOTC = oral without condom to completion papasan = male manager of a massage parlor party hat = condom PIV = penis in vagina PL = Pathetic Loser PO = phone operator (for making appointments) PS = private show (Dance) PSE = Porn Star Experience PV = private viewing (Dance) RA = relaxation assistant raincoat = condom RB = myredbook.com rimming = analingus RMP = Russian Massage Parlor ROB = Rip Off Bitch Reverse cowgirl = RCG = girl on top facing away Reverse massage = you massage her Roman shower = vomit play RPG = role playing games Russian = penis rubbing between breasts = Pearl Necklace = titty fuck SC = Strip Club self-service = you masturbate SF = San Francisco shill = an insider posing as a satisfied customer SO = significant other SOG = shot on goal = one release SOMF = sat on my face south of the border = gential region southern france = BBBJ SP = Service Provider SPA = streetwalker stroll: San Pablo Avenue in Oakland, CA spanish = ATM = ass to mouth spinner = very petite, thin girl STD = sexually transmitted disease stroll = path frequented by street walkers SW = street walker TAMP = Therapeutic Asian Massage Parlor teabag = man squats and dips balls in partner's mouth TG = transgender TGTBT = too good to be true Tina = crystal meth TJ = Tijuana TL = Tenderloin district, San Francisco. between Van Ness Ave, Post St, Taylor St, and Golden Gate Ave TLD = topless lap dance tossing salad = analingus Troll = rude and hideous PL Trolling = Posting thinly disguised ads in a discussion forum TOFTT = Take one for the team. In reference to a new, non-reviewed provider. TS = transexual TUMA = tongue up my ass TV = transvestite UTF = Untranslated French = BBBJ UTR = under the radar WTF = What the fuck? (I'm rather surprised by this) XOXO = Kisses & Hugs YMMV = Your mileage may vary. Your service level could be different than reported by others. Applies to everyone, some more so than others. 1/2 and 1/2 = half and half = oral sex + full service 411 = seeking information 420 = 4:20 = marijuana 69 = two people giving each other oral sex at the same time $ = $100 $$ = $200 $$$ = $300 $$$.5 = $350 (get it?) incall = You go to her place, or a place she designates. outcall = She comes to your place, home, hotel room. two call system = For incall locations. Your first call is to set up the time and get the general directions on where to park. Your second call is made when you arrive to get the specific address / room number.