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I've had a few people ask me what I think about the proposed legislation. Of course I'm upset at the disrespect and disregard that Pete, Steve and the cons have shown towards sex workers placing them in greater danger than ever before under the guise of protecting our communities, how friggin noble. How safe are those communities going to be with dead prostitutes in them ? Those who know me well know that I use humour as a coping mechanism. This is what I think about the whole sorted mess. Amazing how these guys with their fancy high priced education can't see the difference between sex work, prostitution and human trafficking.

I've finally taken the plunge and joined Twitter. I really really like it but I'm not sure where everyone is, I have found a number of wonderful Cerbie friends but would like to connect with more. I do recall a thread sometime ago with everyone's name. Could someone assist with helping me find the thread, please? Kisses and Hugs, Lexy Twitter: @LexyGrace902

One of the easiest ways to find people is to look at the peoples profiles you are following and see who they are following, before long you'll have a long list of follow/followers.

If it's temporary loneliness, as in-between relations, sure. If it's because you've always been alone, it won't help the lonely part. Mostly because, unless you're very rich, you won't be able to see an SP as often as you'd want someone. There's a lot of very good reasons to see an SP ( for your first time, to get better at sex, to get confortable with yourself, to try new things, cause you're horny, etc) But loneliness isn't a very good one from experience.

Had an awful experience with someone posting with these pics: http://i.imgur.com/4KDwytq.jpg http://i.imgur.com/LfWBHPH.jpg http://i.imgur.com/apJWSm6.jpg http://i.imgur.com/m1L0pNo.jpg The phone number is/was 902-240-5382. The girl I met looked nothing like the pic. She was overweight and it was definitely not what was advertised. I should've known from the strong smell of weed outside the front door, or the front windows boarded up with plywood just to run. But I went in and even thought she assured me beforehand that it was clean and neat at her place, there was stuff everywhere just strewn about. It was a mess and it reeked of weed. I followed her into a room with a grimy looking mattress in the corner. I looked down and there was a goddamned used condom lying in the middle of the room. I bolted. Be careful! I'm not sure if there is a girl who actually looks like this that is working in the city because i've seen a couple of different numbers associated with the pics. Maybe the troll I went to is just stealing them? But trust me, if you are responding to the number above, ( google search it) and they live in the hood, what you see is NOT what you will get.

I find arguments like that utterly ridiculous. Comparing a once a week SP "hobby" with daily companionship, let alone getting into the differences between a romantic relationship and a commercial, largely physical transaction, is like comparing apples with plutonium. Yes, relationships entail a financial cost. Yes, they can be expensive. But, this neither invalidates them when positioned as a cost-to-benefit analysis, nor does it address the fact that this bill could involve more than SP transactions. Seriously!

I watched the Lego Movie last night. It was Awesome!

This is 5th Avenue, they also have other names that I can not remember at this time. They are a 24/7 agency.

There are some ladies that I see regularly who for me it is undoubtedly about more than the sex... it's about the relationship do it would have to help with loneliness... but that said there are a number of times I see an SP because I see their ad.. they are sexy and I just go for the sex.

I agree, karma is a wonderful thing. You will always be rewarded for good will and not always from the person given to. Live with respect and honor and you will receive the same.

Miss/Sir : I will use your own number of 100% to show how easily numbers can be used to deceive the unwary and so cause these to behave in some desired way. Let us suppose that an escort has seen fifty clients of whom one is a black man and that it is only this black man who has asked to be her pimp. Then, we can make the statement that 100% of the black men she has seen want to be her pimp: ( 1/1 x 100 = 100%) You see how meaningless the figure of 100% is? It is so because it is based on only 1 black man ( not even considering the number of escorts). You employed the number 100% to strenghthen your argument and so make the maximum impact on cerbites. Your analysis is no different from a newspaper headline that screams that gun-related homicides has increased 100% over two successive years. Such a headline is needlessly alarmist and I bet that the number of people who are alarmed on seeing it will drop sharply when they actually read the accompanying article and see the raw numbers of 1 and 2 deaths for those years in a city of population half a million. Be careful in your statistical analysis; always make sure that they rest on a solid foundation before passing the conclusions you draw from them as fact. Regards.

Broken bones. No fun at all.

As for Taxi Driver, it was part of that wave of 70s American films that were mostly bleak character studies. At the time, that generation was very disillusioned by Vietnam and President Nixon etc, and so audiences wanted those types of movies. The main character, Travis Bickle, was very distinct and complex. He spends the movie trying to relate to the concept of heroism, which was something that whole generation in America was trying to do after Vietnam. For the generation before, going to war made you a hero. But for the generation that fought in Vietnam, that wasn't the case. He lives an isolated lifestyle where he witnesses disturbing things and this makes him more disturbed himself. At the end of the film he is declared a hero for rescuing a teenage girl from street life, but I think that's supposed to be ironic. I don't think the film is really saying he's a hero. I think the film was saying the concept of what a hero is had become messed up. I can see how a lot of people wouldn't find it a satisfying narrative because of how bleak and disturbing it is.

I think any time you can experience companionship with someone it can help with loneliness Unfortunately we tend to think if loneliness as the absence of people in your life... i can tell you from experience you can be surrounded by people but still live a lonely existence.... if a regular meeting with an SP helps meet that need then yea it us a great way to deal with loneliness. Just my opinion.

In keeping with upholding & supporting future law in Canada, I want to provide law enforcement with an easy & convenient way of identifying Johns & Prostitutes. Johns: They look like your everyday, normal neighbours. They often walk their dogs and wear cardigans and rubber boots. Very sensible clothing. They also sport an unlit tobacco pipe just to make everything seem normal. Their names often start with John, Jack...names that start with "J". They cut the lawn religiously every Wednesday evening and take the garbage out in keeping with the local by-laws. They look like you and me, but they lead a secret life. Prostitutes: These individuals are a different breed. They look like your everyday, normal neighbours. They are often the target of hostile political movements which suit the moment. Sucks eh? Prostitutes also cut the lawn and take out the garbage in keeping with local by-laws. They look like you and me, but they lead a secret life. Hope this helps the Harper government in passing the new laws. Lock your doors everyone.

Tried to make contact with her this morning...she would only take payment in advance via email transfer. For obvious reasons I declined and ran away.... http://halifax.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/hey-boys-im-jen-independent-sweet-and-unrushed-22/1894059

Look out for imposters! Never met this girls but she gets her pictures the same place as the "Facebook of sex" ad on the top of the CERB page!! Lol http://newbrunswick.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/looking-for-a-treat-tonight-how-about-a-caramel-delight-25/1748449

I have been asked on all kinds of social dates from dinner, NHL games, CFL Games, Strip Club, Massage Parlour, Shopping and just about everything else. My most favourite dates have been the ones in social every day atmospheres like pubs and lounges. I live in reality and choose not to script my dates so no - nothing on the fantasy end for me. Someone's skills in bed has absolutely nothing to do with if I would see them again or not. And no I have not been asked to teach or be a surrogate

Interestingly I've seen more than a couple of SP's whom I would describe as being lonely. This profession can be quite isolating for those who keep their involvement private from family and friends. Now all SP's enjoy a comradery with others. More than a few times it's been me watching the clock or having a hand on the door knob and could have stayed to chat as long as I was available. Peace MG

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Asking an SP if they do all the things they "don't" do when they already know that the answer is no. Same with negotiating and "give me a better deal for an hour" while literally in the middle of a session. Sigh... a very good way to ruin the mood.

Yes, reasoned debate is possible. I know this because the Easter Bunny told me so.

@berlinthewhore I tweet sex worker rights/activism links, sex, cats and pics of my boobs. With the occasional side conversation about Skyrim.

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Here, if you go to the general section and type the key word of what you are looking for, a list with the threads show, it took me like a minute to find this one. http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=102896&highlight=twitter Maybe Mod can add/merge your post to that thread. Enjoy twitter!

Last night's meal was junk food at the hockey game... gave to do better tonight.

Having been involved in this business for 3+ decades I definitely agree and found this out a long time ago. I have made many friends in the community now and before CERB and do keep in touch with quite a few of them even though some have retired. It was through my involvement in this industry that I long realized that you don't judge people by what they do but by who they are. For the OP, all I can say is go ahead meet some ladies. Having different experiences will enrich your life!

Club Sandwich and ceaser salad. Gotta love room service.

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Don't bother. It's just that diamond goddess girl again, back to her shenanigans, stealing pics and what not. Avoid this one like the plague

Not a jewel she is diamond. Met her for a one hour session and was totally impressed. Met me at the door in a flimsy little number that didnt cover a whole lot, just kind of teased and pleased. Greeted me with a hug and a kiss, we chatted a bit about the perils of air travel and lost luggage. Very personable and friendly, smiles a lot, very pretty. I proceeded to have a quick shower and when I came out of the shower she was on the bed in all her glory. I won't go into a detail but guys, I had fun. She is here for a couple of day she and then off to Brandon

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Not really, they have been critical of this approach and the Nordic model. None of he comments support what MacKay said. In fact I know those are not his word, it is the party line. I am sure he is choking saying them in some cases. He knows the truth.

But doing it behind closed doors, you'll get the opinion, the most important opinion btw, that matters at that time. RG

Personally, this is a topic that should be discussed in private between two people face to face. While you may think this is a great idea, someone will read this post religiously and try all listed on their next date - which is a recipe for disaster. No matter what I like and enjoy behind closed doors - chemistry is key for intimacy and if we don't click no matter what you try WONT work. AS well what works for one does not work for or with all.

She (or they, or he, who knows?) posts the same ad and pics (with some minor variations) for HRM: http://halifax.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/hey-boys-im-jen-independent-sweet-and-unrushed-22/1894059 or in Victoria, BC for example: http://victoria.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/hey-its-jen-new-to-town-independent-sweet-and-unrushed-24/7615601 There has been a thread related to this ad here: http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=181903 Stay away from this obvious scam.

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Well being a non drinker myself I wouldn't ask someone to drink at 9am, well unless it's coffee LOL Mind you when I have encounters they are usually evening, sometimes afternoon, and irrespective, as someone who usually is hosting, I always ask the lady ahead of our encounter what she would like to drink, and always, always, open the drink in front of her RG

Both sides are equally liberal on either side of the river, that depends entirely on the girl you get. However, you'll find you get more privacy on the Quebec side, as they don't have any rules against private booths like the Ontario side does.

Any communications that include.... I am young and hung and handsome I really don't need to pay for sex but have x amount to offer you. Are you available? I am right around the corner. How much will x dollars get me. Do you offer a discount for students (or unemployed) There are unfortunately so many more but u get the idea

I think it can be... not as an end itself, but as a means of helping you to make other, more permanent change in your life that will make you less lonely. Loneliness comes from the absence of people who share in your life. It's not the absence of people -- you can be surrounded by people, even married to someone, and yet still be lonely because they're not truly sharing who you are and what you care about. So the question becomes -- how can you add such people to your life? That can be tough, especially if your experiences to this point have resigned you to your fate; if you don't believe you're capable of emotional intimacy, or you feel you've lost that capacity you once had. Time with an SP is only temporary and brief, but the effects can be long-term. Just spending some time with someone who can be intimate, who can be sexual, who can be focused on you and pay attention to your desires and your body... that's therapeutic. It can remind you that you're capable of that kind of intimacy, and of its importance to you. It can also teach you some lessons about handling yourself in intimate situations -- not just sexual, but in conversation and in interacting with someone in a caring and open way. If you've been afraid of such things the SP can help you overcome those fears. And then you can take those lessons and apply them to your non-SP interactions with people in other parts of your life. So... does a relationship with an SP fix loneliness? Not by itself. But it can be genuinely valuable in equipping you to overcome whatever obstacles are keeping you from finding someone, and which are leading to your loneliness in the first place. Don't look at time with an SP as just a brief respite from the symptoms of the problem -- look at it as a cure for the cause, if you're willing to take the opportunity to learn and then do some work.

I think it depends on the type of person you are, if you are able to separate feelings and get back to your normal life then yes seeing a SP is a good way to cope with loneliness. but if it becomes a regular habit then that is where hiccups could happen. I know I've expereinced it on both sides now and it can get complicated. I've also learned it is unrealistic to go in thinking you can separate feelings and try and ignore them. I think setting boundaries is a little better, because you always have them to remind yourself why you are seeing a SP in the first place.

People who don't know how to navigate traffic circles. C'mon folks, it's not brain surgery.

Everyone is lonely at some point it's the cause that should be the important thing. There are those who aren't comfortable in their own skin or with who they are so lonely follows them. Other have picked the wrong people to be their friends so find themselves lonely in a crowd. Some find it a challenge, for whatever reason, to sustain a meaningful relationship. All these require personal change in order to change the circumstance. In these, an SP might make a very short term impact but in order to maintain it, it would cost a lot of money. It would be like an addiction, you crave to feel better even if for a short period so do anything to get that "hit". Definitely not healthy. Now for those who are between relationships or have a very healthy social life, content with who they are, adding an SP to their lives as a companion, then yes, very much a way to cope.

I offer this but I'm sure lots of other ladies do too! Why not find a girl that peaks your interest and ask her?

Sunday afternoon cuddles with my baby and his monkey :) It's actually a teddy bear, but he calls it monkey ;) lol.

Another kitten showed up the other week. There was a fire close by, and she smells like smoke. Very tiny, black and white. Terrified of other cats, but loves being cuddled and loved. Now I just need to raise the money to get her spayed and find her a new home. Cat rescue - now at 30 cats spayed/neutered and re-homed in one year. Each spayed/neutered cat prevents 9 million unwanted cats in 9 years. I figure I've prevented 135 million unwanted cats so far. Thank you to everyone that adopts animals. It really helps! New puppy, she is now 6 months old, and turning into a real nice dog. She was a crazy lunatic at first, but she seems to be settling down. Still has her moments, but I like her.