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I am 5'89999" I weigh in at 170 lbs but look fat in the mirror I am still in my 40's but not for fuckin long :( My head is Mr. Clean Mach III style now with my hair being conveniently stored and archived in lagoons across the country after it fell out in the shower in my early 20's apparently. I have a goatee. Mostly ...cough... ahem ... stylin grey'ish. ? I am fit as a fiddle !!! string that broke . Used to be competitive athlete but now can only keep up to Forest Gump till the end of the lane :( Then I stop for a beer and he runs and runs and runs. "and that's all I have to say about that" ;) As far as dress attire .... it will be work boots, fireproof clothing, hardhat, glasses and covered in crude oil most days......... otherwise on free time jeans and a T, nike's or sandals and even shitkicker boots on occasion YeeHawww. Thinkin about getting a speedo for freedom 55 retirement tho ? I have a penis and I love fa faginas. and legs and legs wrapped around me. Not sure if that was part of the question ? I write right handed, golf right handed, shoot the puck right handed, hit home runs right handed, miss the tennis ball right handed, miss the broom right handed when I curl, fall down to the right when I am drunk (help I've fallen), park the truck on the right side of the road, work out and lift weights with no hands, and masturbate left handed ;) Cheers :spank: Ooops CHEERS !!! :chug:

Ok, well other than the drooling - I'm not this cute guy. I'm 5'8" and about 185lbs. I would say average build for a gentleman my age >50. But a usual comment is that I look much younger than my age. Certainly not in the physical shape I was when I worked construction in my early 20s but not bad. I have all my hair still (brown) and usually clean shaven unless camping in the mountains, weekends, or other holidays. Also have brown eyes that are very dark. I'm told I have a nice smile and often get comments on my naked bum. (Well at least from the couple who have seen it - haha) I think that is my French/Italian mix of heritage. I am usually well dressed and do like fashion including men's - so might often be seen in a tailored suit/tie with nice shoes. Cub

I know this is an old thread but because of what I am going through at the moment, I thought a gentle reminder couldn't hurt anyone, especially when I am already feeling hurt and sad. Having to terminate an established relationship or a brand new exciting one because "love" feelings get in the way and the focus of the friendship is being temporarily put aside or willingly being ignored by the other party is never something a lady looks forward to. Please, keep in mind that ladies who are involved in this industry are not using these special companionship experiences to gain new personal best friends or a significant other even if we care deeply about you. Imposing your so called "love" feelings on (one of) the lady you are seeing and trying to change the dynamic of relationship is (almost) a guaranteed way to end what could've been a great long lasting experience or abruptly terminate the relationship you've already build together. When you start feeling confused, sit back, think and give your head a good shake and a reality check before ruining that special something. Gabby xox

I am 5' 10" .. I weigh in at 180 lbs.. I work out at the gym.. I am hitting 60 that's my age not my batting average.. All my sons friends don't believe my age !! I have all my hair YES! grey at times till I dye it HA ! HA! only my hair dresser knows for sure.. Yes I have all my teeth and no medication for me yet.. Who do I look like when I was younger Bobby Darin "unfortunately he passed away".. and no unfortunately I can't sing.. I do like Sports I have played hockey, baseball, soccer, golf "not well" I dress casual now because I am retired. Always neat and clean.. And I LOVE the Ladies sorry a weakness I always had.. LOL I think that sums it up..

Tall, dark and handsome...wait, that doesn't describe me at all...never mind!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!

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A house in Edinburgh, Scotland. :)

I'm not going to be that hard on myself like my fellow Cerbies. I'm a male model(it's not easy being extremely good looking)j/k, late 40's, I stand at 6'2" tall and weight 225 lbs short dark hair although I often shave my head in the summer time but not this year. I was told that I look like Gerard Butler and I have been called Gerard by one lovely lady of Cerb. I also have beautiful blue eyes that are bright when I'm happy. I'm a man of many talent/job, you could say I wear many hats, when I do something I want to make sure it is done right or I won't do it at all. I live in a small town between Montreal and Ottawa where everybody knows everybody(it's got its advantages and disadvantages). I'm a biker by choice and love it, this is what keeps me sane, me my 2 wheel babe and the road have a lot of stories we can tell. Some lucky ladies have seen my model body with chaps only on(I'm positive they got wet seeing me like that). I'm also an animal lover, pets love me. I was told that I give pretty good massages and I love giving them too. I guess that's it for me.

That would probably depend on the subsequent partner and relationship, so I don't see that there's any definitive answer anyone can give you right now. But having said that... none of us here are teenagers any more. There comes a point in your life when you know that any new relationship is going to be with someone who has a past, who has done things with other people... and you many never know everything. You may well never want to know everything. Is it not enough that people have exes, and possibly kids from former relationships, and whatever else? Provided nobody's bringing a STI to the game, does it really matter whether your new partner has had only one previously, or a thousand? Or whether an envelope containing money may have been sitting on a table at any point? I don't see how it's rational to worry about these things. Of course, people aren't always rational :)

5'9 1/2. I have to add the 1/2" because, despite the physical, incontrovertible evidence, I insist my daughter is not taller than me. It's a loving Dad/daughter thing. Bald on top. Hair on the sides, kept short in the summer but I let it grow longer in the cold weather. Full (trimmed) beard and moustache. My family have described me as a "skelf" = that's a Scottish word meaning kind of skinny. But that's a comparative term. Some ladies (not Cerb ladies) have told me they like my quads. That's from playing soccer. I would say as a general description, I'm unremarkable. Can't help but add that one day, a few years ago, a waitress in a coffee shop did say I sounded like (not looked like) Sean Connery. It was love at first sight - for me.

Availability: Today 10am-6pm Thursday 10am-6pm Friday 10am-6pm Hello Gentlemen and thank you for taking the time to check out my ad! My name is Mandy, I am 22 years young, super bubbly, with a tight body that will make you say OMG! My curves are in the perfect places and my seductive hazel eyes will put you in a erotic trance... My soft hands will paralyse you as I touch you in all of the right spots at the perfect pace, leaving you wanting more, more and more! My bodyslides will keep you moaning while I rub my C cup natural breasts all over you... yummy, wet and slippery Don't be shy to ask to massage me, I love to be oiled up and my purrrring will keep you going! If your the type who enjoys some sexy company in the shower I am more than willing to get steamy with you. I strive on making my clients feel satisfied! So... why not come over and enjoy yourself I am sure you deserve it! Once your gone you will be left with naughty fantasies and dirty dreams for days. If you are interested in any of the above you will find me at Paradise Spa, located in the west end of Ottawa. It is a place like no other! Very clean, friendly staff, discreet, with an atm on site. The rooms have private showers, fresh linens, soaps, oils/gels, & big mirrors to watch us from every angle possible! Here's what some gentlemen on CERB have thought of our time together... http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthr...ltr=M&t=120757 To book your sexy session call the spa, 613-820-8887 & request me! Or feel free to PM me for my availability or service inquiries.

I had the pleasure of meeting Michelle for the first time last night. She's still relatively new to all this, but I'm hoping she decides to stick around for awhile. Michelle is a very down to earth, caring person and I enjoyed getting to know her a bit. She's a BBW with an all natural body type, which I love. She's also very accommodating, offers a safe GFE experience and is open to trying new things. Michelle was a lot of fun and I'm looking forward to seeing her again soon.

Flawless - I sincerely cannot find an adjective that better describes Michelle than flawless ! She continues to amaze me and I did not think that was even possible any more . From the Moment I enter her incall until hours after I,ve left my senses are simply blown away! I have a hard time even processing the simplest of information. I once described her services as a Honeymoon experience but that really no longer is adequate and I must find a category beyond that. Simply put she leaves me wanting for nothing but to return as soon as possible and that in itself says more than anything I can write.

Post milestone day today on CERB :-) Congratulations to Cato for 8000+ posts Enjoy your posts, looking forward to 8000 more RG

More NEW lingerie for my photo shoot arrived today from the UK.

Just a question, seems the appropriate thread. I find texting at the best of times a challenge, the little keypad on the phone and the small screen. How the f*ck can anyone text while driving. How the f*ck can anyone think they are safe behind the wheel if texting RG

I know this thread is for gentlemen and I wont mention any handle...just wanted to say that i met 2 members that looked like actors... The first one looked like Tim Robbins and the other Sean Connery! :D BJ

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Congrats RG on the milestone!! I enjoy reading your ramblings, keep up the great work. :)

congrat RG on the 12,000 posts well done

The old expression... Good Hygiene !!! , be polite, be personable, create a smile, treat a girl with respect, and when they sense you actually want to spend time with her you will be just fine ! Walk in with a menu or "I am here to get fucked my way" attitude then you are fucked. Pardon the pun and the language. but poor mileage. There are created "Moods" There are "Moods" that happen naturally. I really like those ones ......... But that's just me. ps... OP.... Just go have fun !!! cause it is :) Everyone figures out their mileage in different ways.

Congratulations, Cato! That's a lot of redheads!

That's a hell of a lot! Congrats, RG!

Congratulations Cato on your 8000th post!

Congratulations RG!! You are the man :) Well done...

He is so right. Just wish I was as good looking as him! Additional Comments: Oops. Just noticed that no-one will be able to figure out what I was referring to as I've completely misposted my post. My reference was to the Anthony Hopkins quote. Christ, I can't even find it now. Forgive me. As an afterthought, reading the posts on this thread leaves me absolutely gobsmacked at what you ladies have to put up with at times. It also embarrasses me that cerb hobbyists would subject you to such unmindful, disrespectful questions and comments.

A gym membership :D and a block of 8 workouts with my fav coach! OMG it's gonna hurt so bad :sadomaso:

Happy Bday' hope u have a wonderful one!

Haha! Since it's worth 1,000 words, start with this guy: http://www.treknews.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/jonathan-frakes-star-trek-tng-s1.jpg ... but follow MightyPen's Rule of 15: add 15 years add 15 pounds and dial down the handsome by about 15% :) That should do it! Still got all the hair. My family is lucky that way I guess.

Well a couple of ladies say I look like this guy...hence my avatar. Now body wise, picture this next guy except I'm 6'1 and...ummm, well I'm not as skinny LOL Now I don't see the resemblance to John Malkovich but a few ladies say I do look like him. I keep trying to see it, I don't, but don't argue with a lady or ladies As for George Costanza, I just needed a positive body image to post without posting a lie LOL BTW I'm nothing like Costanza, or any of the other Seinfeld characters, I'm a gentleman...physical shortcomings aside, I do have some other redeeming qualities LOL And I'm bald on top, hair cut short on the sides...what little hair I have is grey and brown. No tattoos, not that I haven't thought of it, but if I ever did, it would have to be a tattoo with a special meaning to me My normal dress is jeans, or cargo (casual) pants, sweatshirts, tshirts or button front flannel shirts If you saw me in person the dream would die LOL But the Fat Bastards BBM like me RG

A wonderful Birthday to you mrnice2! Treat yourself! It's your day :) :bigclap:

This is a good idea. The internet has been fantastic bringing people together, but has the annoying habit of keeping them together after they don't want to be. Distance is therapeutic (speaking from experience). So long, farewell.

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Congrats spud, enjoy your posts.. Cheers

Congrats Spud! :chug:

Mmmm I'll take a Dirty Scotsman any day of the week especially if his dagger is under his kilt! Congrats Spud271 on your wonderful contributions. I have loved and enjoyed many of your posts and look forward to many more. Teach me to roll my rrrrrrr's?

Only avail until 1 PM today!! Call 613-820-8887 NOW !!

Happy birthday mrnice, hope it's a great one... Cheers

Happy Birthday MN2 across the miles, I hope your day is filled with some flowers and at least one hummingbird!! Katherine

Happy birthday. Hope it's the best

Ohh awesome! Hope you have a fun filled day, get you cake and eat too! :bigclap::chug:

Happy Birthday mrnice2 Enjoy your special day RG

YMMV you are correct means your mileage may vary And many seem to assume it is a way for a lady to offer certain services in her ad/website but when she has an encounter doesn't have to provide them There is some truth to that. For instance she may offer kissing, but if you show up with bad breath, she doesn't have to offer kissing. But short answer, the lady will let you know what you can and can't do. Just let the lady take the lead in the encounter, if you're concerned about what you can and can't do But another aspect of YMMV is that not all two encounters are the same. A lady may see client A and have one type of date, and see client B and the date is different. Both dates are "correct", no one should expect his date to be a clone of someone else's date and both should be happy with the date they had with the lady. Also, a lady may see client A and their first date has a different dynamic than say, their eighth date. YMMV allows for a flexibility in an encounter, for encounters are between two human beings, are interpersonal, where chemistry and connection plays a big part. They aren't ridged scripted affairs. YMMV allows for a natural ebb and flow if you will between two people. And YMMV is for the most part, at least in my experience, not so much used by a lady to restrict services as it is to offer a unique, individual and special encounter for the clients she sees A morning rambling RG

It is usually a term to explain manners and hygiene comes first. Like I do enjoy kissing, but if you arrive with a dirty mouth, brown tongue, bad breath, then I will not kiss you, may even not do DATY. Also if I am offering BBBJ but you arrive and I smell an odor, then you probably will not get that BBBJ if sever, then wont have CBJ either. This will NOT lower my donation rate however, as you are paying for the TIME I spend with you. So it is up to you to make sure you arrive ready for a proper date. If you a rude and foul mouthed with an attitude then you may just get a mechanical version of me, or I will simply keep a cancelation fee and send you on your way. More then likely the latter, as I wont put myself threw an uncomfortable situation. For most of us, we can be selective and make sure our comfort comes first, I will never need that donation so badly that I will put myself in any kind of health risk or discomfort.

Happy Birthday mrnice2, hope you enjoy your day!

Lol ... I only picked that word because it is very similar in pronunciation. But yes sorry, dicks are very useful ;) plus I love dicks! But only when they are actually attached to someone not as stupid, like Dechert.

You can't call him a dick. A dick is useful

What an incredible Woman ! Not only is she gorgeous but what an amazing personality ! Fun, Flirty I could have spent the hour just talking and looking into those big blue eyes, but after her first kiss I was in heaven and she had my undivided attention. It wasn,t long before she had me seeing stars and that's rare indeed ! I havn,t been this blown away since my first visit with Michelle or Dorinda -Definitely a top 5 experience of all time so I must repeat as soon as she delights us with her presence here again - thanks Lacy !!!

Like literally two hours ago, and it was great! As of this morning, I was a 26 year old virgin. I never felt ashamed or unaccomplished being a virgin, I had reached this point as a choice. But I was not confident with intimacy, most if not all girls I've met have been pretty sexual or have a sexual past which always intimidated me (I never saw them lower, but felt a bit in awe). I avoided relationships because I was worried about the physical intimacy part, I was going to fall flat on my face. And I created this mind block. I noticed a few threads on this forum about guys who are virgins looking for an SP, but there was no mention if they went through with it, and if they did, how they felt about it. So I thought I'd share for anyone who are in the same shoes I once was. In a nutshell, I loved the experience, and I have no regrets. I got in touch with Peachy a week ago, and explained that I was a virgin, and that was something I wanted to change. She was incredibly thoughtful, and put me at ease with asking her to take me to the other side so to speak. I was nervous, actually, I was anxious for her to come. I booked 3 hours, and I asked her to stay an hour longer once she was here (I was having a great time and didn't want to rush it). So my reasons for doing what I did. 1) I'm more confident with safety when it comes to the women here then the general public. If anyone knows about safety, these ladies do. This was my number one priority always (even before I came up with this idea) 2) I wanted a positive non-judgemental environment (at least in my mind). I didn't want to think and over think everything I did, and with her, I was more then comfortable. I was able to explore, try out stuff that I wouldn't have done with maybe a girl I was dating. 3) I was confident in asking her how I could be better. And I took everything she said constructively, and it was a lot better then I imagined! 4) Confidence! I met this girl a couple of months ago that seemed to be very interested. Back then, the old me kept things between us friendly but non-sexual. I think given the situation now, I'd act much differently. My confidence in this department took a massive beating the last couple of years for reasons too long and boring to share here. I feel as if one evening took all of that self doubt away. Downsides? I don't feel as if there were any. I don't feel any regret, or remorse or anything of that sort. I was hoping when I asked Peachy was that she be someone awesome (I've read some stories here about people having soso dates). Peachy was AMAZING in that she was so understanding about my fears, and newness. I bring this up because I found her through going through pages and pages of reviews. There are some awesome women here, but I found one with very complimentary reviews, and it worked for me. Which I guess leads on to my next part. Would I recommend a virgin meet an SP? To each their own. I wrote down a list of reasons why this would be a good idea vs a list of why this was bad. My bad side of the list had some religious objections, but then the good side had religious support for getting help any way possible (my confidence was shot). There are some that say that this experience should be with someone special. And I think that applies for some people for sure, but I treated this as a learning/therapeutic visit more then anything else. The rate I was going, I was not going to be able to meet that someone special ever. Recommendations: 1) Take your time, read reviews, talk to who you are interested in 2) Take your time, don't book just 1 hour. For the first two hours, we took it slow, talked a lot, and made it more intimate. 3) Figure out your reasons. I was brand new at this, and I think if this is your first time, trying to go into this to fulfil a fantasy might be putting too much pressure on you and her. Just explore the sensation, explore your body (I discovered things about my body I was pleasantly surprised about). 4) Tell her you're a virgin! And that's when you first get in touch with her, not when you meet. I can't think of anything else. This being a recommendation board, this is mine :)

Friendly..perhaps..friends..no. Like any other service I pay for whether it's my chiropractor, dentist, lawyer or mechanic etc, we may be friendly but we're not friends. Peace MG