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Anyone seeking BBFS will be banned, I issued a FIRM warning here for SynGreis but anyone reported as seeking BBFS will be booted. Why? By participating in unprotected intercourse you are greatly increasing your risk factor of transmitting and acquiring life threatening sti/std's and therefor increasing the risk factor for the entire community. We have found this to be unacceptable and have listened to our members (both male and female) and the majority (overwhelming majority) here agree that this is too risky for everyone.

There is no such thing as "condom shock". There are several types of condom allergies, either to latex or spermicide -- thankfully there are alternatives that address both of these issues. Safe sex practices are available to everyone, regardless of allergies. Additionally, if "condom shock" means losing an erection when you put one on, then that's something that could be addressed by means of a female condom. There are options. Good luck and be safe.

Reco means recommendation To find out about services look at profiles of ladies that interest you. Often there are links on their profiles to their websites and that will tell what is offered And I'm not sure what you mean by bb...but if by bb you mean looking for bbfs a BIG no no here, and against Cerb rules to ask for or advertise RG

As many of you know, cancer continues to march along, treatments both here and Toronto have had a very small delaying effect and I should see the new year. However, I am grateful for: -being able to appreciate a really nice camel toe like the one on my young nurse from the last two weeks (I really wanted to drop something on the floor so I could get closer!!!! Just like in elementary school) -being able to appreciate her thong and tight uniform highlighting her C breasts and BIG nipples (how do I know they were a C, I asked, when you have cancer you can ask any stupid question! and she smiled when she answered!!!!) -the many of you who have offered support either publicly or thru pm, always appreciated and quite frankly sometimes very needed -the ability to laugh at myself when I do something stupid, like banging my head with the toilet seat last week when puking! I mean really, who does that and how stupid am I to grab onto the seat rather than the porcelain??!! -the ability to see humour, sometimes dark, like when on the way home from Toronto last Friday, pulled over to puke, standing in front of the car, bent over, OPP stops and comes up behind me, scares the shit out of me and I spray his boots as I turn around. OOPS! no harm no foul, just dirty boots. after giving me a lecture to not stand in front of the car, he started to laugh, and so did I -the ability to see the beauty, sexuality and sensuality of the many Ladies of CERB I have visited over the last couple of years, MP's and SP's alike. Many of whom I consider friends. And the many I have yet to visit, but speak to in the chat room, on private messages. Luv ya all! So not to be a downer, it is true that my tongue still works, my hands and fingers love massaging and my brain is ...... well I was never the sharpest knife in the drawer!!!! Have a good one folks. Enjoy ! And remember: get lots of SEX, it does the body good! The Liquor Tom

Condom shock? Is it because you don't have the right size of condom.. They are quite few men as problem with condoms ..As it is a must in this industry I would suggest you look into female condoms ,different sizes or non latex ones Or restrained from full services Vj

Here we are. The first game is this evening and as with every season every team right now is undefeated and full of optimism. I became a Seahawk fan a couple of years ago and I shall keep my allegiance with them. I also have a weighted fantasy football team with a lot of hopes pinned on Calvin Johnson and Reggie Bush and the Lions are my second favorite team. Anyone except SF, GB and mostly Tom Brady and the Pats. Let the games begin. :)

I don't think communication, conversation is frowned upon during an encounter. But it is part of the encounter not something done prior to an encounter off the books. I book longer encounters (3-4 hours) and a lot of that time is spent in conversation over drinks. Or maybe even dinner first. But I pay the full donation for the time, not looking for any reduced rate for the time spent in a living room, or restaurant or whatever/wherever But as Brad says, some email communication is ok. But a steady stream of emails just to flirt with a lady, and no sign of booking an encounter is not welcome by a lady. And if you want to meet prior to an encounter to see if there is chemistry, understand a fee is likely to be charged by the lady But isn't that part of the excitement of a first encounter, meeting a stranger knowing you will be intimate with her A rambling RG

Care to share a little more info than just "wow she's the best"? What was the session like, menu, rates etc? Your first review might come off as less shilly that way.

I do know how you feel. I am facing the same scenario in my life these days as well. Perhaps you can hire a care worker 1-2 days a week? Things to remember: 1, you must give yourself 1-2 days off. Do what brings you joy, recharge your batteries. You will find by doing this you will have more to offer of yourself once you fill up your joy again. Give to yourself, so that you can give to others. 2, If this is a parent, remember that when you were a child, you also asked to many dumb questions, spilled milk, repeated yourself and told stories that were not real. They had time to listen with patients. 3, Don't think of yourself negatively if you get frustrated, you are only human. Feel your emotion, acknowledge it then let it go with a big sigh. In with the good, out with the bad. Best of luck, hope this helped a bit?

Like any researcher, you have to review as many sources as possible and make a judgement on that. A single source is always susceptible to error. Numerous samples from numerous sources are more likely to represent an accurate image. An odd negative review of someone who is usually highly regarded can be discarded as an outlier. Same for suspiciously over-enthusiastic reports. Getting into a debate with someone over a review should be done with great trepidation. The risks are assymetrical, the poster has little or nothing to lose, but the SP can end up severely tarnishing her reputation. Look in the lounge on the other board and it is easy to spot the guys with anti SP agendas. Nobody takes such obvious trolls seriously.

I tried to write something thoughtful and inspirational , but my mind is ill equipped to fully understand what you are going through. I took joy in reading your post and maybe that is all that needs to be said. I look forward to reading many more.

Greetings Gentleman, Are you seeking a fun and sexy escapade that is sure to take you to new heights in absolute mind and body relaxation? I'm the picture of femininity, but with the skill to relieve your muscular tension and pave the way to complete mind and body euphoria. I offer longer engagements to allow us to fully relax from my comfortable and secure retreat in the west end, that will make you feel most welcomed. My schedule this week. Thur- Friday: 10:00am-3pm. http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/userima...?dl=1402946757 My recommendations: http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthr...t=sensual+erin Please feel free to introduce yourself by pm or email to [email protected]. to learn more about me. I look forward to hearing from you! Yours, Erin xoxo

The devil created 2 companies.. Rogers and Bell. I can't stand either of them! I cancelled my cable and went with Primus for internet package to stream my shows.

Well I would hope that I can't be seen going into Paradise from Richmond considering it's on Robertson and Richmond ends at Baseline. Sorry couldn't resist.

There is a provider on the TBay backpage advertising under the name of Latoya with the number 403-612-2198 that's using fake pictures. The pictures are of a girl I've seen a couple of times that works in Winnipeg. The pictures have changed already, but who knows if the new ones are accurate.

I have noticed Madison Ave's ads here on cerb and checked her profile. Having a weakness for tall slim ladies I decided to see her, despite lack of recommendations. No regrets, Madison is a sensual lady (i'm guessing 30?) tall slim and toned. House and location not the best, but bedroom comfortable and clean and Madison had obviously showered and smelled (and tasted) great. Full range of services and multi positions (and she can DT with the best) Nice to chat with afterwards - no rush to finish and leave. For those that are not dog fans, or have allergies, Madison has a dog - and she likes to lick you too! very friendly and no problem

Like the title says... that's a lot of writing! Thanks for all of them, PP... and in particular, thanks for all the recos you've written over the years. They've definitely been helpful to me, and I'm sure to many others too.

Might I suggest that SG go and peruse the help and faq link at the top of the page, you'll find a lot of good info there, and if you take the time to read them you will not offend anyone here. Most of the abbreviations can be found at http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/faq.php?faq=abbreviations#faq_abvlist2

Well done sir!

Everyone has pretty much touched on the important aspects.....thanks all.......ALL staff are trained to do there best to ensure clients do not cross paths...the beauty of Paradise is the new side entrance that you can use to enter the spa as well as depart from the spa and let's not forget you could just be going for a tan....Feedback from our fine clients have allowed us to improve on insuring discretion for our clients! Also at the time of booking it never hurts to share and communicate with receptionist your need for discretion so she can keep this in mind in processing you and getting you to your room right away that has all the amenities within your massage room....shower & sink to prepare for your exciting adventure with your MA! If you have any further questions please do not hesitate to send me a PM. Thanks, Angie ;)

Awesome, congrats Pete!

Nice looking girl, clock-watcher though, seemed in a rush, then said time's up after about half the time, won't repeat

It's official, on the ladies side, spots are sold out!! Gents, we have one single ticket that's still up for grabs!! Don't forget, payment before September 8th confirms your spot! What happens after september 8th, you may wonder? I'll be hard at work making goodies for this event - yes, the brownies of old will return (many know them already :-) ) as well as, by special request, some nanaimo bars. I'll also have some handmade gifts prepared, specifically for the ladies. Lastly, food and drinks will be bought with our venue (venue to be confirmed a few days beforehand), as with previous events. Cheers everyone, and i can't wait to see everyone there again! T

Congratulations Pistol Pete, thanks for all the contributions in making Cerb a strong community.

Way to go handsome!

Congrats on reaching 6000 posts PistolPete....

Woowoo. Kimmie & I are in.

Afternoon, without getting into mid slinging, I have never, repeat never had a problem with discretion at Paradise or Angels. At Paradise, since the renovations are now complete, there is a very discrete side door, and lots of parking at the side and back that cannot be seen when driving by on Richmond Road. In my opinion, the only challenge you will face will be which one of the stunning Ladies you will choose! Pm me if you want / need more info. Theliquor Tom

I agree fully with the general sentiments of this new bill. It's dangerous as it will further push those whom the bill is supposedly trying to protect into the dangerous shadows. Those who are most at risk are already marginalized and this will only exacerbate things. LE will simply not have the resources for any prolonged crackdowns. There will - in all likelihood - be an initial show of crackdowns so that the pro-C-36 crowd can feel justified. However, before the bawdy house law was stricken down, LE did not make a habit of chasing down SPs who worked from condos/hotels/apartments even though they legally could have. I don't see this being much different. LE simply has better things to do. They may get pressure to go hard out of the gate, but it will diminish and of this I am quite certain. The real concern is the first couple of months after this bill comes into law and LE are being pressured by government. But the pressure will not come with extra funding and so this will pass, hopefully without too many lives being ruined. As for prostitution being the oldest profession, I have to be an asshole and point out that it's widely recognized among archaeologists that flint-knapping was, in fact, the oldest profession. :P

So about a month ago I started thread about how people treat posters, and this is a classic example of someone asking a legitimate question and looking for some feedback, and mostly gets flak. http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=189426 I sometimes wonder how much easier it might be just to pass or give the feedback sought. Guess not very...

Wow,what a nasty thread! This is the first time is see this type of behaviour on CERB. The poor man asked a simple question. A simple friendly reference to another thread should have sufficed. In fact, I'm glad the question was raised, I was wondering the same thing but didn't think of doing a search,

damn I thought BJ was for the amazing Bianca Jaguar.

Porter, I don't think most ladies mind some communication ahead of time to help establish that it's an appropriate fit for everyone and to discuss expectations, assuming your intention to book is clear. I imagine some ladies are reluctant to spend much time doing so because of how many messages they get from those without any real intent to set up an appointment. I'm assuming of course by communication you mean email messages, and not in-person social time (which, if the lady offers it, would require compensation). My take is that it's those that ask for free social time or that email excessively without booking that are annoying; not those who send a few messages or questions in good faith.

I'm more of a dirty girl so I like a deeper fuller bass lined sound. This is one guy I really like though The Dirty Diary

*are you available now? NOW is never good *asking my fees after you have book *laziness I have a menu on my website..Visit my website stop asking me to just tell you *the ones that want to know which hotels I'm staying without an app because they need to be discrete If I tell anyone it won't be private and discrete anymore *the ones that inquire for an app but avoid to answer my simple questions such as your name and cell *the one that text me every single visit and each time tell me they don't have access to computer to check my website ..I mean every single time *the ones that feel THAT comfortable to go to the bathroom doing number2 with the door open and strike me a conversation *a tornado in my bathroom There a thing call curtain please close it and refrain from using 3towels for 1h app * bitting my nipples after I told you I'm not into pain I think that is all :)

I so understand how you feel... Since my dad passed away last may, my mom was placed in a specical home for Alzeimer patients. My ciblings are wonderful though, specially my younger sister. So when she asks me to be around for a specific rdv for my mom, I can't say no. She is so devoted and yes she lives closer too but even that I'm sure she would overcome that detail. That being said I feel guilty for not visiting more often. My mom now introduces me as her little sister :(...I just smile... I just feel totally drained emotionaly after a visit and I try to go when it's nice out so we can go for a walk. Being around all these people can be very energy draining. Bianca

Pics don't do me justice - insanely hot, similar rate as touring Asian ladies, and friendly.

I always tell them breasts are like a man's balls which are sensitive and would they like them to be grabbed that way. It never happens again.

For CERB Goddess Of The Day today I once again have to nominate Emily Rushton. Emily as you may all know, has made many contributions to this board. She is a cornerstone of the CERB community and a valued member here. Just her presence on CERB and her contributions is enough reason to nominate her as CERB Goddess Of The Day Emily is also, well to put it mildly, a wonderful companion, down to earth, a sense of humour, beautiful, classy and so much more ;-) She respects the gentlemen she sees as much they respect her. Just look at the recommendation threads, she has a lot of admirers (me being one of them) She also doesn't take her clients for granted. You may notice after she tours a city, she writes a thank you post on CERB. Not to get clients. After all her tour is over. But to show appreciation to those gentlemen who made her tour a success. That shows class, and manners, the true signs of a lady But my reason for nominating Emily today is more personal. Life, ok more accurately family, threw me a curve, a devastating curve. One which put me in a dark tunnel (sorry for metaphors here) I'm still in that tunnel, but some light is at the end now. Although some serious damage has been done. (close to estranged from family now) But Emily has been there, managing to keep my spirits up, when things were down. She is more a friend, than my family is family This accurately reflects my sentiments towards Emily And Emily as you might gather, is the person who kept my spirits up, and kept a smile on my face Emily, you are a bright light, and I consider myself a very lucky man for having met you. And you certainly deserve, in my opinion, to get nominated (ok for the fourth time by me ;-) ) for CERB Goddess Of The Day Here is Emily's profile http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/member.php?u=22822 And Emily's website http://www.emilyrushton.com/ Although Thank You doesn't quite cover it, Thank You Again Emily RG

The "alleged perps" are now in jail under arrest. It's a couple, he a registered nurse, she holds Bachelor's in Psych. Not the stumble bums I expected, seems to make it even sicker. Btw, they are now suspected of other such incidents.

I've experienced this as well. I just tell them I don't do it. They don't get the fact that I offer an experience and I don't provide just "only services". We as SP are entitled to run business our own way but some guys will try to take the extra mile even if an SP is already providing lets say a certain amount of time or an only service. I just tell them there are plenty of other people out there who may provide what they want and say goodbye. It will be interesting to see how people who negotiate will be able to do this once new laws are passed. Stick to your guns. There are low ballers everywhere. We are not a restaurant, we are not tires, we are offering an encounter of an intimate nature and to me (and this is JMO and my opinion only in case anyone decides to twist my words again or infer that I'm insulting them) the experience of seeing an SP has gone by the way side. I'm old school. This new wave of clients I do not understand and do not care to understand because of how I run my business and what I'm accustomed to. I don't feel I'm missing out by not offering these only services. If another SP wants to do that, that's her perogative. There are plenty of gentlemen who enjoy spending time with a woman all inclusive and not trying to "take the potato out of the meal" for a less expensive price. Life doesn't work that way. At least not where intimacy is concerned in my world. To each their own but I know how I like to run my business and won't have someone tell me otherwise or that my rates are too high because they want to save a few bucks. You get what you pay for. If $20 for example is a big deal then they need it more than I do. Sorry but true. This is a luxury service, not a need or necessity in life.

Miss Sexy Pants Maraena ;) We all missed her during her hiatus ...She's Baaaaaack !! Brighter and Shinier and Sexier than ever !!!! xoxo

I would recommend : Angels touch & Paradise Spa The 2 best spa I have seen so far in town in many I have visited! Good luck xo ;-)

This is a great topic. I have to admit that I do not get regularly tested because I do not do high risk activities; full sexual intercourse is where there is the real risk of STI's. I prefer reverse massage, body slides and hand jobs because these are negligible risk activities. I try not to get paranoid. You could get a cold sore from sharing a cigarette or you could get shingles from accidentally using someone else's towel at the gym. To be totally safe, you would have to walk around in a hazmat suit. However, if I were to have sex, I would take testing seriously. People who have a one-night stand with someone whom they meet at the nightclub are taking a bigger risk than people who do sexual activities with an SP. Coincidentally, I have recently spoken to several young adults about the topic of STI's. I had assumed that young adults in their twenties would be well informed about the prevention of STI's. I was shocked to talk to young women who use the pill or an IUD but do not use a condom when having a one-night stand. I was shocked to hear young men casually laugh about having picked up chlamydia from a one-night stand. The average man and woman in the nightclub is at great danger of contracting a deadly STI. One-night stands happen between people who are too drunk to consider using condoms or too drunk to use condoms properly. Hobbyists and SP's are aware of what our relationship is. The hobbyist respects that the SP is providing a professional service and that there is a protocol to follow.

I've had the opportunity to visit Angela at her new location on Merivale near Carling. She still deserves the title "Amazing" Angela. Amazing attitude, body and massage. The best and most beautiful asian MA in the capital.

Well from reading another thread, and just common sense and common courtesy, I would imagine a client/potential client asking for services not offered must be a turn off. Read the lady's website, it'll let you know what a lady's boundaries are A rambling RG

Haven't had a chance to have the Jessica Experience for over 6 months. She was my first introduction to a real GFE and Nuru massage. She has set the bar for me to compare all other MA's to, and she set's it high. I had tried booking in December, but as luck would have it , could not get a schedule that would fit the two of us. I decided to pm her and see if i could get a noon date. She quickly replied and said Thursday noon, and I emailed right away that I would take it. At that time I did not realize that it was Valentine's day. This is a great day to have Massage session. I arrived on time, and knocked on her door, she opened the door and let me in while still hiding behind the door. She stepped out behind the door wearing pink undies, and little red heart pasties covering her nipples and in high heels. Oh what a sexy sight that was, a beautiful gorgeous sexy half naked tanned blond girl , Oh my, she gave little hug and then a passionate kiss, which led to more kissing, then we head to the bedroom, where we kissed some more and slowly removed our clothes, then we headed for the shower where we headed for some more kissing and soapy fun, before we went back to her bed where she does the massages. Then she began, her massages which were great, massages on a bed are way more fun then on a table. She lies on your body using her weight to massage my sore shoulders. and it's continuous body contact the whole time, while you can watch her gliding across your body in the big mirror next to the bed, she massages your whole body with her whole body, Then it was time to do the front, more body slides and lots of kissing and more kissing, Let me tell you she is a great kisser. and has a great fit body and ass. Then lot's of mutual erotic play till we finished. and then back to more fun time in the shower. This session was more then I expected. I felt liked we really connected this time, but this is what I called the "Jessica Experience", it's like no other, she really is the Queen of Body slides and a sexy kind caring woman. Got dressed and another nice hug and kiss, And back to work I go a happy camper with painless shoulders :) Will I see her again, Of course I will, many more times in the future. Each visit get's better and better. Thanks Jessica for an amazing experience.