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Scribbles' Rule of Thumb: don't grow hair where you'd like a lady to place her mouth, because nobody appreciates a mouthful of hair. Sent from my SGH-I337M using Tapatalk 2

Made it to KW, this respite place is clean and comfortable. I am the youngest male here, but there are four women in their forties. One across the hall is not hooked up to anything or anyone I think and wears short shorts where her butt shows, and nice white tops with no bra. Thinking, while I can, that I may need to join her for a drink tonite and determine if my tongue likes the new environment! No camel toes to report on yet Great pain killers Peace

download google chrome and use that as your browser. All you have to do is right click on any image and it will give you the option to "search google for this image" imediatly with out ever having to save, or copy and paste the link or it or drag it into tinyeye. Google image search is way more convenient and often has hits that tinyeye won't.

There is a warning thread in NB and the lady has once again returned to Halifax, NS. NB Warning: http://www.lyla.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=197718&page=2 Halifax BP Ad for Jan. 26th: http://halifax.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/brand-new9024402102h0rnee-time/1646402 Halifax BP Ad for Jan. 24th: http://halifax.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/9024402102day-special/1646788

Advertising has only changed in the services offered. Many now, in light of the new laws, now only offer time rather than any activities offered. Yes, there are a good many( the ones who reply with explicit talk ) who simply do not care or do not understand. Even after I politely suggest that they are breaking laws by asking for that service, they still come back with " well anyways will you do blank?" Now keep in mind YOU as a business owner is not breaking laws by saying yes, but I as many others here would rather not have our Gent's criminal in anyway. Lyla's regulations will not allow you to sell those types of services as the site wants to remain legal, ( as per 3rd party involvement ) For your piece of mind, always ask them to voice call you from the same number they txt you from. Never book threw email only, as a voice call will usually expel the fishers and unwanted types. I have a 3-4 txt method, if you still have questions you must voice call from a real number that I can confirm is real, such as a call back method or reverse look up. You may also want to add to your ad, that NO EXPLIT TALK is welcomed nor encouraged, and this could terminate any future engagements. (Like a disclaimer. ) A web site is great to have. I find it cuts out a lot of unnecessary back and forth txt. List your services for time spent, add a good variety of photos and your booking protocols. So you can always just say " pleaser refer to my site for all your questions, also pictures for you to enjoy" Best of luck! P.S. Hang in there and the bothersome ones will eventually move on. The great thing is if we all stick together on this, these less desirable enquiries will eventually learn they are not getting the ladies they were hoping to meet unless they change their approach.

I have had clients travel a few hours to Ottawa because they specifically wanted to see me. I won't mention any names, but let's just say the (mostly lyla members) who traveled 1-3 hours to see me, have been the more reliable and pleasant gents I have encountered. So that tells me that if someone has a desire to see who they want to see, they will make the effort. And to me, that is true compliment. I am always open to travelling to seeing a gent who is outside the greater Ottawa-Gatineau area as long as I can verify his location and he agrees to a my out hour rate plus travel. I receive at least two to three requests a month to travel to locations an hour or more from Ottawa but often have to decline because I cannot verify their location or they are not willing to compensate my travel time. Sorry, but if it's going to take me a hour to travel to Cornwall for example, and see you for a hour (minimum) and have to spend an hour travelling back, that is 3 hours of my time. I cannot do that for my regular chez vous one hour rate. If a lady has to spend more than 30 minutes to travel to see a client, I do not think it's unreasonable to expect a surcharge for travel time. Also, it is very tacky for a gent to expect a lady to discount her rate because he has to travel to her. I have heard "it's going to take me a hour to travel to you, so can you cut me a deal?". It doesn't happen often to me, but the issue has come up.

You're probably not the least bit impressed when I tell you I am coming from Whitby (to Etobicoke) to see you then. Did I ever mention that I mean Whitby England? No, I probably left out that part... ;)

Got to LOVE Monte Python! Decided, like many before me, this song will be played as the 6 carry me out to the hearse. So to my friends and those who have followed this journey over the past 2 years, the journey is basically at an end. I am getting moved to Kitchener area on Friday to a respite facility where the pain will be medicated stronger than can be done at home. My memory took a rapid turn for the worse on the weekend, and I passed out from pain a couple of times. Probably have no more than 10 - 20 days max before my ashes go onto the driveway....I mean golf course! KW is closer to most of the family and it will make it easier on them. I have had a lucid day and a half, where I sent personalized notes of thanx to some of the very special people I have met, had decidedly naughty conversations with and with those who I have not been able to visit. I am sure I have missed quite a few, and I apologize to them. sigh, so many camel toes and just not enough time!!!!! I have sent a note to organ transplant folks to use my tongue in case anyone wants it. I want to thank you all again for all for the notes and emails sent, it helped me get through the shitty days and I really appreciated it. If I am not too drugged tonight, I will try and get on chat. After Friday, if you want to chat, please send me a note to the gmail address, as it may be more discrete for me to look at. So I will not be attending the next Cerb Spring Social, but I hope you all have naughty fun, end up laughing at all the stupid things I have said and done, and end up with mighty hangovers!!! As previously stated either my brother or a very good friend of mine will come on and let you know how far I got. I will get to the Super Bowl, but not the Masters! Have a shot at the bar in my memory! And when you hear Monty Python being played, smile and think of me. See you on the other side. Peace Tom TheLiquor

I'm sorry you are having this experience. I've noticed the opposite effect. I shut them down the moment they cross the line. So maybe because I have zero tolerance for crude behavior is why I've noticed a drop in these types of behaviours. I have a one strike policy. I do reply along the lines of "are you aware of the changes in the law?" This typically changes their attitude quickly. If they continue, I ignore them and if necessary, I block them. There will always be those that want more pictures. Depending on my mood, I either send them an already published picture or direct them to where my pictures are. I don't give more then I'm comfortable sharing. Hope this helps.

I'm a fan of organic spices and berries (both have huge ORAC ratings, if that's of any use to you). Ginger sure as hell keeps my poor, over-worked joints from seizing up. Fish/cod liver oil as mentioned before. A teaspoon of freshly grated as-local-as-possible (I won't eat a damn thing from China if I can help it) garlic twice a day (morning and night); keeps the pests away, both microbial and human. Organic red wine of course (heh heh, I love me my resveratrol...that's my excuse anyway). A bit of dark Peruvian chocolate every day keeps me from getting too grumpy. Hopefully this counteracts the effects of a few cigs a day lol (yes, I'm a man of contradiction, but I'm trying to quit...fightin' the urge, fightin' the urge!....but on the other hand, if I lived in a smoggy city like Bejing or Mexico City I'd be breathing in lots of toxic shit anyway...hmmmm). People around me are dropping off like flies, but I'm still standing (I know I've been exposed, as I get bit of chill or body ache, but so far no flu to speak of!), so something seems to be working. Whenever I get a scratchy throat, local unpasteurized honey cures it! Bread is bad; bad, bad, bad. I didn't have my damn 'wheat-belly' until I went off my gluten-free diet. Grrrr. Oh, and Vitamin V when the need arises! :P I haven't found anything yet which works for being fcuked-in-the-head though. :D Agreed. But I'm not trying to live to 100; I'm just trying to preserve my quality of life until the big day comes. There's no doubt that silver has antiseptic qualities and I'd have no reservations about using it topically, but yeah, ingesting it is a different thing altogether. PubMed is a great resource. For instance, do a search on "curcumin". http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed Papa Smurf! Papa Smurf!!!!!!! I'd like to take him to the "I buy gold and silver" pawn shop!

Although some men can look great with a beard, as I have a sensitive skin, a tender or a passionate cheek to cheek always gives me a rash, unfortunately. As for genitals, whether it being mine or a gentleman's, I prefer them shaved, it is more pleasant. But this general rule can meet exceptions, of course ;-)

Vibe is a great spa, and its even better for me because I live in the east end of the city, and its tough for me to travel to other parts of the city. Ive seen Khloexoxox a lot, I've even written a couple of recos about her (don't know why only 1 other person has as well, there should be more) ive also seen Skylar with Khloe for a duo, and it was awesome. I strongly recommend trying it out. you'll have a good time, and plenty of ladies to choose from too.

Pencil me in peeps. I will stop at ALO and pay when I pass through town in a few days. Yeah Baby Yeahhhhhhhhhh.

one more thing. For the price of 9 lap dances which will probably last about half an hour. And you will get some time to spend with a lovely naked woman, who may let you touch her. Probably not kiss you. If you are lucky you may get a bit more :) But for the same price at CMJ you get an hour of pure heaven :) Beautiful women, sexy hot showers, great massage. fully naked woman. Most likely kissing and cuddling. Great body slides, conversation. Sometimes more, sometimes less, depending on her limitations and your chemistry together. But most times you will leave more then happy :). You can even start with a lap dance to start. A wide variety of gorgeous girls, all of which are different and offer different styles of entertainment. Since I started seeing MA's, I rarely go to strip clubs anymore. I think most of us MA addicts feel the same way :)

Its a little premature to start a countdown. To organise a quality event, we need to sell 30 gent tickets and we are not there yet. Here is an update on sales as of this morning. Ladies tickets: 27 already paid for. 5 ladies have made arrangements for payment for a total of 32 tickets! Note that some ladies have posted on the thread that they were attending but haven't contacted Alexxandria or myself for payment. If there are any ladies wishing to attend please get in touch soonest as once we reach 35 ladies ticket sold, we will be starting a stby list till the gents catch up on ticket sales. Gent tickets: 11 already paid for. 9 gents have made arrangements to either pay cash at ALO or meet me soon. Total 20 tickets. Note that 3 gents have contacted me to get my addy for e-transfer, however I have heard nothing since. An update to know if you still want those tickets would be much appreciated. Therefore we need to sell/confirm sale of 10 more gent tickets to officially make the event a GO! VIP tickets are sold out. We have started a stby list for those as we may get cancellations or we will look at additional transportation should there be enough interest. Have a great weekend everyone, and keep peaking at this thread for periodic updates!!! Thanks! Alexxandria & loneskater!

I have clients who travel from all over BC and AB to see me because I specialize in therapy for ED. Some have told me they've driven 6 - 8 hours for their appointment!

Hi there, I just wanted to seek your feedback about a potential host location I'm considering (not a hotel)....nothing I've committed to, but I'm looking at my options and certain aspects are important, and it's a challenge ticking all of the boxes, but I'm keeping in mind factors including but not limited to: A nice, fresh inviting space that keeps with the standards I've had thus far in hosting you gentlemen here in Kingston Allocated parking that is as discreet as possible For the the host location to be AWAY from the downtown and/or any other congested area where privacy is an issue, so NO fishbowl cul-de-sac type places either And, ideally, for the location to be no more than a 7 minutes drive from the 401 So, the place I have in mind ticks all of these boxes except for the last one. It is out by the airport. I'm in no rush to settle on something...it has to work, but the place has a lot of pluses. To get to the point, do you think that hosting by the airport would be an issue? Would you gentlemen see a lady located in this part of the City, or is it too inconvenient? Your input would be greatly appreciated. Feel free to PM me directly if you prefer. Thanks very much, oxox Anna

She certainly gets around doesn't she? ;)

Hi there, thank you for checking my ad. You will not be disappointed with my A+++ massage... My name is Vivian. I'm 28 years old. Gorgeous, i am a classy looking Lady with long black hair, seductive cat eyes ...., beautiful silky soft, tanned skin. work out body with all the right curves in the right places. You have finally met your dream girl... I greet you at the door with a lovely smile then lead you to the massage room...I will start with a deep soothing tissue massage to relax all your muscles then follow with a soft touch to invigorate your whole body then the fun time ... It will be the most relaxing, creative and passionate session for you ever. So amazing that you cannot help yourself from thinking about it and want to come back for more ! http://www.lyla.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=92146 For relaxing massage $40/30m $50/45m $70/60m appointment only, call/text me at 613 712 1200 mon to sat 10am to 7pm

I have had a beard but I didn't particularly like the way it looked or felt. I shave my head now so a beard might look like I was trying to compensate. I shave below before encounters. I'm not particularly hung up on the hairy/clean-shaven thing, I just think it is easier for my companion to see that I am committed to hygiene and to tell that I am not trying to hide anything.

If you are looking for a lady who is more than just beautiful, but stunning and refined, one who will capture you with her charm and sensuality while engaging with intelligent and witty conversation...Then look no further. I'm Emily. I have a slender figure with long flowing red hair, sparkling green eyes and a smile that will brighten your day. I am well educated, a great conversationalist and a companion by choice. I am sincere, honest, trustworthy and loyal. Being genuine and down to earth adds to my appeal. I am well-manicured and the perfect escape for any time of the day. When you first meet me you will find the true natural beauty you have been looking for. Elegant, sexy and sophisticated on the outside; with a warm, friendly sweet sincere woman beneath. I enjoy taking my time and sharing some laughter while getting to know you. A date with me is always an unrushed and unforgettable experience. I will be visiting: Saint John, February 10th & 11th. Encounters are possible at a private and discreet uptown location. I am happy to arrange our encounter in advance, as short notice does not work for me. Take a moment and get to know me better on my website http://www.emilyrushton.com Wanting to make that escape a reality, I can be reached via email [email protected] I look forward to hearing from you Xoxo Emily

Good morning Fredericton gentlemen. I am hosting this Monday afternoon starting around 4pm until 10pm possibility to host tomorrow. I offer a fun and safe time in a relaxing atmosphere on the Southside of Fredericton. I would prefer to host at this moment in time. Please PM for contact info or email me at freddigirl @outlook. com Have a fantastic week everyone.

To me it would really depend on if I truly want and desire to see the companion that I would be willing to do so. I think in my situation, I wouldn't travel farther than Toronto. So roughly 4 hours.

Hi Gentlemen, My name is Passion, and I'm an extremely passionate girl. I'm flirtatious, sensual and seductive. Your time with me will always be enjoyable. I enjoy sensual and passionate encounters with gentlemen who also enjoy these amazing encounters.I enjoy taking my time and appreciating every tantalizing moment of pleasure. Also I provide an amazing service that I truly enjoy with you. I love trying new things and I'm very OPENminded, and Massage is ONE of my specialties. Gentlemen, my beauty is not just skin deep my smile and personality will take your breath away along with my intelligence. CHECK OUT MY RECOMMENDATIONS: http://www.lyla.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=201797 Book Your Appointment NOW! Donations: $80 15 mins $120 hh $180 45 mins $220 h More time available if REQUESTED. 613-600-9644

Excellent place, highly recommended. Be honest-tell them its your 1st time. Look thru pics of ladies carefully to pick one who appeals most to you. Note you have a shower 1st with your lady so you are both squeeky clean. You'll be amazed at how down to earth the ladies are.

I've been to Vibe a few times and have ALWAYS enjoyed the experience!!! Especially when Gina comes back for visits!!! It's VERY tastefully decorated and an extremely comfortable atmosphere. As for pricing, my experience, is a one price that is VERY reasonable and comparable to other spas in the city. I've enjoyed ALL of my experiences there and would highly recommend it.

I would see you anywhere.

I never had a beard always clean shaven. There are a lot of guys that beards suit them and when groomed properly look good.. Downstairs there is no hair. There are a few ladies out there that have seen me. I have no interest in hair down there. Without it everything feels so much better. That's where my name shaved came from..

With the exception of a couple of week vacation growth when I have been on holidays I have always been clean shaved. I have never really wanted to have a beard and my wife is not a fan of hair on my face. As for down below... always been neatly trimmed but in the last couple of years have started to completely shave my balls primarily because I have come to understand that most of the ladies I have met prefer it that way. Sent from my Passport using Tapatalk

I've had a beard on my face for close to fifty years, and I wouldn't call it a Grizzly Adams. It is full but generally trimmed once a week. I expect I will take it to the grave. As for my genitals, I have taken to having the area shaved about one a month. The reasons, it just seems easier to be spotless when one is arranging a rendezvous, and second I've got the impression that the women prefer it that way.

Depending on the the amount you are looking to spend and if their are any other issues as to why you may want/need a wig, Caralyn's wigs on Merivale Rd. has quite the selection of synthetic and human hair wigs.

Try standing on your head for 5 min. All the blood will rush from your dick to your brain, where it should be and you will become un-wooded. Never tried this myself but it should work.

I only started SPing last year but I was fortunate enough to meet a few repeaters right away. I have a couple who have been seeing me since my first month and still come in once a week. Repeat business is always my favorite as we can develop that deeper intuitive connection = mind blowing lol.

I text her a few days ago. She had taken some time off. She should be soon. She will post and ad when she is working again.

Oh.... just a reminder Gents, you can always simply drop in the ALO west location( or other locations throughout the city) and make a cash payment for the social, I did that for past Christmas social, very easy if you're in the west end of Ottawa. ;)

I have been lurking on here for a while and have found it to be a lively and interesting community . But its time for me to man up and participate. So first of all I want make my unreserved reco. on Meaghan . She is an amazing lady. Made me feel very comfortable AND provided a couple of new to me experiences. I couldn't have enjoyed me time with her more. She is an endorphin inducing marvel!

Not entirely sure. Haven't seen any ads on BP for awhile or in general. Hopefully someone can shed some light on this.

Apple cider vinegar is great! Great for lots of home remedies

I was at CMJ this afternoon and had a session with the gorgeous and sexy Britney. She was a lot of fun and is also a dancer. I've read that she is a really good dancer and good on the pole. Haven't had a chance to see her dance. but if I get a chance to see her again, maybe I will ask to start with a lapdance. One of my atf that I've been seeing for the last 4 years used to be a stripper. My first visit started with a sexy lap dance. And it was great. To have a lapdance and finish with more :) Another fantasy fullfill. So at CMJ you can have both dancer and Massage :) I think several of the girls at CMJ were dancers before. You could do a duo. Have one dance for you, while the other massages you :) then they could switch :)

I'm also looking at joining CMJ based on this thread! Lol

Has always been one of my favorites for a petite spinner type. Hard to meet, but I think she is great. More on the mature side, don't know if that matters to you.

Max so far is 5k I like to support the local ladies + I won't get lost on my way to visit them!

Typically I see girls in the city I work in which is 1 to 1 1/2 hours from home. However, I work in the city and I try to arrange to see the gals after work in the downtown core and they are typically about a 20 minute street car or subway ride away (but usually I walk which takes maybe 30 minutes). I have varied work hours and when I see gals after work my wife never notices anything unusual. I have on two occasions when my wife was on a business trip (a training session), I drove to Toronto on a weekend to visit a lady which took me about an hour and a half (car, subway) to get there and another hour and a half to get home (so I was gone for about 4 hours). On one of these occasion I had to pay for parking with a credit card (silly me), but fortunately my wife never asked me about the parking charge. At other times I've travelled 2 hours out of my way to visit a woman in Nevada (at the Shady Lady Ranch), and then drove back to Vegas through death valley to explain my trip to Beatty to my wife. I've also seen woman in Australia and Austria but I was there for a conference and the venue was within walking distance of my hotel (20 or 30 minute walk). So how far?... typically a 30 minute walk off my route home or from my conference hotel, but I have traveled for up to 2 hours out of my way to see a lady. Additional Comments: I once seriously considered driving from Portland Oregon to Beatty Nevada (860 miles) to see Veronica at the Shady Lady Ranch again... but I decide to see Crater Lake instead.

I would love to find some lips like Andis Valentino has!

I have a couple of regulars who come in from Chilliwack, which is probably the furthest driving distance. I used to see someone out of Hope who did his banking in the GVRD so would come in once a month or so. Other than that, a couple of people get on ferries to come to town, as well as cross the USA/Canada border of course, which probably takes longer than some ferry or driving times.

When was the last time you let go, I mean really let loose and had some fun? Can't remember? Then isn't it time? Time to be exceptionally pampered, catered to and entertained. Time to enjoy the company of a beautiful and sensual woman. Time to play out all that you've been thinking when viewing my photos! Time to experience Cristy. Time to indulge and enjoy! to contact me please call-no texts-902-453-6323- *any accepted compensation is for time and companionship only* I'll look forward to making you a happier man.

I have seen ladies in the UK, Amsterdam and the Netherlands, many locations in Germany, Brussels, Spain, Hawaii, Seattle, Victoria, Edmonton, Winnipeg, Toronto, Montreal, South shore of Montreal, Quebec city, Halifax as well as many areas in Ottawa and Gatineau. I am sure I am forgetting a few places. So these days I thought I would try outcall for a change :)

I would like to believe that I have received enough positive feedback by this point that with the understanding that we all have our off days and that certain personalities click and others just don't that I am on a definiate you just gotta try me out and see what you think list! I can tell you that I am not for everyone people either love me or they completely hate me there are not to many in between folks. I am super chill I don't judge people for their choices or orientation. I am everything from mom to adult babies, to dom ball buster, trampler, Proud bisexual explorer of all fetishes sexes freaky or odd open to it all never judgmental ALWAYS SAFE lotsa love for the opposite sex and the same and everyone in between! I simply love to fuck