Leaderboard

Tom wanted me to keep you in the loop, he lost hand eye coordination totally this morning, and his speech became very slurred. Told me to pass on he was not even drinking! Seems peaceful at the moment. Promised him I would post on his behalf when he succumbed to this vicious disease Charles

Ladies and gentlemen, I'm sure this thread is nothing new but... Seeing so many fellow friends posting about loneliness and depression, I'm feeling lots of people are having the "blues" lately. So, I thought about bringing some positiveness in the atmosphere (like we say in french lol). So guys, what makes you happy ? Simple things, little things, random things.... Please share and let's spread more smiles and happiness around us :) Personally, I enjoy small things that always put a smile on my face like making other people happy, good time with friends, spending time with my dog, mountain retreats, funny movies, eating chocolate (lol), laughing, drawing/sketching, feeling the support of loved ones... and smiling, always ! What about you ? On this note, have a great, happy day ! ;) Eva xox

I used to feel as you do Amelia until I started meeting with some younger men-20-30, then my opinion changed. I think we all have to treat each potential client/business person as an individual and not a number, persay. There are younger guys that have more maturity than many older and vice versa.There are two many exceptions to the rule, so I've experienced. Just yesterday I had a fantastic meeting with a 25yr old, he was as respectable, mature and nice as anyone could hope, so... We all have preferences and different tastes but sometimes looking beyond them can bring lovely surprises:)

Well I like to live in the moment....... So right meowwww ...Hickory Sticks make me happy :) Cause I frickin love them and ..... that's all I have here to eat ;)

Spending some time with the lovely ladies of Cerb, having good health, helping a neighbor clear their driveway of snow, talking to my sister, telling a good joke and having the Patriots win the Super Bowel!

Easy one..... the thing in life that has always made me happy is my children... even when their is challenges which there always will be I know that they will also bring me amazing joy... peace and happiness. Nothing in this world makes me happier then to be their Dad. Sent from my Passport using Tapatalk

In case you missed this thread, negotiating of lyla ladies in only acceptable if she posts it is acceptable. http://www.lyla.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=141558

Yeah the best way to avoid people negotiating, is to put "rates are firm", or something to that extent. If you don't have that in your ad, don't be surprised ro get people that want to negotiate. I worked in retail a few years ago and you wouldn't believe the amount of people that wanted to negotiate the price of products or a service, its just a part if the business world that you unfortunately have to get used to

Like Genevieve said, I'm also more of a giver... But if the right gentleman wants to learn what I like and please me, why not ? It is always my greatest pleasure to be brought to high levels of pleasure and let myself go... ;) And a good, sensual massage is a very good start...

What makes me happy: The way the waitresses greet me at at my favorite diner (Dear, hun, love....) Hugs from a (female) friend for no reason My cat greeting me at the door when I come home When my relatives call out of the blue just to say "hello"

Nothing can bring a smile to my face any quicker than a dog, they are pure joy in a hairy package:) Soulfully speaking, being loved is the real meaning of happiness for me and I'm sure for many. When you know you are truly loved by someone then it's hard not to be happy. Laughter as well, I was at the gym yesterday and a couple of girls were laughing hysterically at something on their phone, the laughter was contagious, it made me happy. It is easy to find, smile, say something nice to someone, or do someone a favor. I guarantee in those you'll find happiness:) Or eat something yummy, food brings me happiness, lots of food:)

Sometimes, age becomes or can be unimportant, especially when the chemistry is there and there's a strong connection... have you ever felt that? This being said, I find that maturity, experience and wisdom are very attractive (in both men and women for me) ;)

At Red Lobster, the waitress was bringing plates for the waitress who took the order to the table next to us and she asked the patrons, "I have crabs", moment of silence, "who ordered crabs?".

Very interesting read. As a dancer, what gets my attention is eye contact and a smile. I will usually scan the room, and two or three gents will make eye contact. I will pick the one who look most inviting and go over. What makes a gent most inviting? One who looks happy to see me, a smiling and inviting demeanour. I will go sit down and chat, and can usually tell in the first five-seven minutes if he is receptive and wants to dance. He is smiling, engaged and flirty. A bit of small talk, then he usually asks me. If he asks me over then is faced away, or acting like he's doing me a favour by having me at the table, or acting like i need to impress/ convince him for a dance I simply get up and move on. I am paying to be at this club and have limited time, plus no one likes dealing with someone who is condescending, so I'd rather spend time with gentlemen who appreciate my efforts and want to enjoy me, not someone some power trip or make me "prove" myself to them... If someone has a bad attitude, its simply not worth the headache and they can keep their money for someone who's willing to play games. After all, the clubs are quite busy and there's lots of great gents who are more than happy and appreciative to enjoy my time and body! The palm wave I read in earlier post works well too, tipping her on stage and simply approaching her are all great ways to let her know your interested, very good suggestions...

I'm now in my sixties. When I was in my 30's I like women in there 20's and 30's. When I entered my 40's I liked them in their 20's, 30's and 40's. The biggest benefit of getting older has been that it has broadened my horizons as to the age of women I find attractive. I now find all age groups of women attractive in their own special way ;)

I've seen women of all ages, but the ones over 30 seem to the best experience. i've seen several in their 40's. They had better bodies then women in their 20's. But they were more experienced and relaxed in their sessions. They are more open and experienced. They know what they want and how to please a man. Some of the girls offer physical pleasure, but not the sensual and emotional pleasure that an older woman brings. But it depends on the maturity of the woman. I've met some girls that were very mature for their age and enjoy there work and went out of there way to please me. But in general older women seem to offer the type of experience and older gentleman like myself desires :)

Bombshell 32F, Blond movie star :handcuffs: Winnipeg Feb 9-13 Hello guys, I'm a bombshell 32F-24-33, blond, 5'5" 110 pds. I'm a movie star. I have toys. ;) Your pleasure is my priority ;) Come play with me. Winnipeg 5 days: February 9-10-11-12-13 (Monday to Friday). I can't wait for have fun with you !!! See you soon. Lexxy 514-993-7393 (text is the best but you can call)

I first noticed Karma and Cleo's separate adds awhile ago, and noticed they were providing duo's. I've never had that experience and was obviously intrigued (have probably fantasied about it my whole life). These girls are great as a couple, right away you're put at ease by the way they interact and chat. They're into each other and they included me perfectly! Both girls have recommendations separately, and Cleo is a member of this site. Hardest part is telling which one is better... but I don't have too they're both fantastic!

I'm a petite brunette with beautiful brown eyes and a respectful, discreet and well-spoken woman who carries herself with class and is bubbly and knows have to have good fun :smile: I host at my clean, discreet, smoke/pet free and cozy place which is in Centretown West near Parkdale & Wellington. My schedule is somewhat flexible so the best way to book an appointment is to request the time and day more convenient for you and I'll do my best to accommodate. Please note I only see first time guests until 8PM. For more information visit my website and for booking or questions, PM me or e-mail me at [email protected] or a text message at 613-400-2722 I also have a member only site check it out ;) Isabella Gia

I am a 47 year old gentleman, and I find myself attracted to women in their mid 20's to late 40's. The attraction all depends on the ladies level of maturity. How she dresses, how she expresses herself, sound of her voice, conversations, etc, etc....

I just had one of the most awesome weekends ever with Julie from Juliebynight. She's new on the scene, a full figured girl with nice curves with a funny and witty personality. It was an amazing weekend and I can only describe it as mind blowing. She has one of the tightest and wettest I have ever had the pleasure of be introduced to. I highly recommend her and I will be definitely seeing her again... contact info Juliebynight.escortwebsite.com or [email protected] or text 630-6426

tried to set up appointment and was told "all new clients must watch my cam show first: http://newbrunswick.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/how-about-we-spice-things-up-a-bit-ready-willing-and-eager-to-please/1855026

I've been getting a fair amount of men trying to barter my rates lately, so I'm curious if this is happening to all the ladies in HRM? Mainly backpage men, however it's happening on a more frequent basis this year then ever before.. It's got me stumped, as to why.. Is it because I have a new Incall location, and am not seeing men out of hotels anymore or what?... I would appreciate any feedback. Kiss,kiss!

Just joined this site. Wanted to introduce myself...I'm Cheri from Buffal . Looking forward to meeting some true gentlemen

RG

Dogs!! In this I'm just like Cristy. Dogs are awesome little bundles of liveliness, affection, alertness, curiosity, devotion, and even forgiveness. I love my own dogs, and meeting (most) new dogs. And on a cold winter's afternoon or evening, they also force me to go outside for a walk when I might otherwise stay in -- which I'm sometimes grumpy about when preparing, but never regret once I'm out there. Which is the other thing that make me happy: a brisk Canadian winter's day (provided you're dressed for it) on a path through the woods with fresh snow all around. And especially that moment when you appreciate not being stuck in a home or office, preoccupied and away from the world, with your head in a computer screen... and instead take a long, deep breath of real fresh air. Joy!

For me, about February-time is when winter starts losing its charm, so looking at Eva's latest pics made me very happy! I don't know which is more enticing, the subject or the location! Ultimately, what makes me happy is freedom, as much freedom as I can squeeze from this increasingly clutching world.

There are many things that can make me happy. Off hand, I could think of in this hobby - when I see my favorite cerb ladies - when I give them a sensual massage and other treatment, and they say, baby, I love you and I love the way you please me - when my cerb ladies pamper me - when I receive a lovely message or email telling me they look forward to seeing me outside of this hobby - when I am cruising down a ski slope - when I am skating on the canal on a sunny day with my favorite lady - when I see a puppy running to me, kissing my face and then lying down for a tummy rub - when a cat rubs his/her body against my foot and meows softly

You can say as much as you want that negotiating is frowned upon in this industry but the reality is that a lot of women on this and other sites DO negotiate. So if most women I talk to are willing to negotiate, then it would make sense that I ask if I am chatting with a new lady. BUT I will say that when someone post "Rates are not negotiable" that means I don't bother asking. I respect what people put in their ads. This business is rarely black and white, the lines are blurred and circumstances change for everyone. As an example, what does it mean when someone says "all inclusive"? That has a different meaning from one lady to the next...

I feel it's about balance. We all have needs and wants that add to our overall happiness in life. We are each responsible for our own happiness and for doing what is right for us. There are situations that arise where this concept is put into question or thrown out altogether and at that point, we have a choice in how to react. Some choose to be stoic and if that feels right for them, great. Some people pick that because they are taught or have been told that they "must do what is right". The problem here is "right for who"? Usually it's another person or based on the views and beliefs of someone else and usually not in OUR best interest but theirs. Yes, in relationships there are demands made, boundaries stated and commitments made however people seem to think that these things can never change. The problem is that we are ALWAYS changing so shouldn't our boundaries, commitments and beliefs change as well? There should at least be conversations about them, a check in. Relationships are ever evolving and communication is key to make them viable and present. I don't believe in making demands on someone else that are best for us. Everyone has the right to choose and make choices right for them. If something changes IE: desire, sexual interest, I don't feel someone should suddenly shut of all their needs and desires because someone else has changed. There are always compromises that can support the relationship while ensuring happiness for all. The only problem in this equation is ego and the fear and selfishness that comes along with it. Is it easy, no...is it worth it? Yes. We are on this earth to be happy and we cannot do that without self care and the only person who can provide self care is us. I expect many are thinking I'm daft or naive at this point but it's more about awareness, evolution and spiritual work. Life is a work in progress and we create the life we lead. Some relationships last, some are only for a little while and some we outgrown as we grow. None of these are bad things but they do take courage to face and deal with. Every bad situation can lead us to something better or can lead us to worse; the choice is ours. The only person to determine that is us and in order to be happy, we have to be honest with ourselves. The choice is ours to make so it's in our control we just have to live with and within whatever it happens to be. Sometimes we choose to suffer, sometimes we don't but ultimately it's our choice. I think it's more about a sexual being having happiness/needs met through sexual and intimate connection as opposed to thinking that they can live with love alone. It can be done but will you be happy and content?

I had an employee that had fallen and struck her head on some ice. The next day when she came to work I asked "how's your head", to which she responded "my boy friend has never complained". I'm told that I blushed.

I think we all get bits and spurts of all types of client issues. The site you mentioned has always served me well so I don't think it is to blame. Nor do I think there is any rhyme or reason for it. Some people are just born negotiators and even when they know better they'll still haggle. I'd suggest putting "no Negotiating" in your ads, if you haven't already, but those same guys probably wouldn't read it, lol. Hang in there, it'll pass:)

This is the one I'm currently using! I use it in cooking and baking, add it to my smoothies, use it as a moisturizer and hair treatment, and as a massage oil. It's great!

my red ones with the extra holes for ventilation

Finality is death. Perfection is finality. Nothing is perfect. There are lumps in it.

In my experience I prefer the more mature ladies for several reasons. When I say mature I mean 30 and up but in no way do I feel that's old. There 's the old saying that men grow more gracefully than women but I totally disagree with that. Just look at some of the beautiful ladies we have on Cerb who are 30 plus who are as sexy as any 20 something. More than physical attributes they are emotionally more fit to provide the utmost interest in their clients. My most memorable encounters have been with this age of conpanonsbip. This is not to say you can't find a less mature companion who has the same level of commitment buts its rare. My two cents

As i younger man i tend to favour older sp's, the younger sps sometimes seem timid, and they usually dont have as much to offer. As for younger guys not having enough experience, you just haven't seen the right ones Amelia ;) Additional Comments: Also anybody else just noticed they blocked out the word y.o.u.n.g lol

Hello my Ottawa gentlemen Come enjoy some unrushed quality time with a sweet passionnate lady I am available in a nice upscale suite downtown Ottawa Or I can visit you at your hotel or residence Limited availability left February 11-12-13 Sweet, classy and sensual companion combined with intelligence and a great sense of humour. Safe, discreet and trustfull encounter with a caring and genuine lady. Dark features with nice soft curves. Advance reservations is highly recommended not to get dissapointed Please note that I will only see a few selected mature Gentlemen To reserve time with me, tell me: A bit about yourself Name, phone number Location City you are requesting Preferred day, time, duration CERB HANDLE or preferred 411 if you have. www.monicadd.escortbook.com [email protected] MONICA DD XOX

Yes there are two new grads walking around this morning, with outstanding camel toes. Their nipples were pointed skyward, so I guess it is very cold outside. My new found "friend" from across the hall, came over and shared a glass of gin last night. She goes on full bed rest (odd thing to say when you don't do much all day but lay around!) today, she does not expect to be around much longer. Spoke about sex and positions favourited by each other (odd I know, speaking about sex with someone I barely know). She was too weak and sore to jump on the bed and sit on my face, and I have too many wires attached to go down on her. So she gave me a show, gave me a kiss good night and wandered back to her room. Have not seen the other two, so my options are dwindling fast. Ya, like I have options! Anyway enjoy Super Bowl, have an orgy, drink lots and don't drive. hopefully have another update on tuesday TheLiquor Tom

I was told once when visiting a well known lady on this board that the best plan is not to have a plan

Yes, you paid for TIME & COMPANIONSHIP. This self-entitlement really irks me. You pay a woman for an hour of her time, she owes u nothing beyond that by the way. If you're gonna start asking around who can perform XYZ for an hour straight, well... keep in mind the government has labeled the purchasing of sex (and communication for the purpose of) a crime so you might wanna tread a little more carefully with that. And, please enlighten me... How exactly will you react when a woman's energy and stamina do not meet your requirements? Will your self-entitlement pop up and demand she continue? (sounds lilke rape) Will you become abusive in any way? (sounds violent) Will you suddenly take back the $ you gave her, even though she kept her end of the bargain by offering you her TIME & COMPANIONSHIP? (sounds like a robbery) I hope you now realize the foolishness in saying "We paid, didn't we?" (I took the liberty of correcting the grammar) This is a type of client-attitude that does not belong in this forum. This is a type of client-attitude that leads to some women being forced into things they did not want to participate in, which last I checked was the pure definition of RAPE. Men who have this attitude make me extraordinarily worried for some of the women in this industry, the ones who's knuckle sandwiches wouldn't be nearly as terrifying as mine, the ones who are easily intimidated... tsk tsk tsk... /endrant

I am a petite and friendly Companion available to spend wonderful moments with you. Please call for information 506 588 0397

All you need to do is get their attention. They are there to make money, if you can in any way get them to notice you, like walk by them, stop, look directly at them and nod a hello, they will get the message. Or, if they're with a bunch of other girls (or guys for that matter) go right up to them, get close, get their attention and quietly say "when you get a minute, I'd like to see you, I'm sitting over.......wherever". She knows you're interested, will file you in the back of her mind and hook up with you as soon as she can. Remember, they are there to make money and yours is as good as anybody elses.

I am definitely much more of a giver, and that's true in every aspect of my life (personal and physical). I get my pleasure from giving pleasure :) Being on the receiving end and knowing that it's what turns on my partner feels amazingly good as well! I would not consider any less of a great encounter if the man would give me the honor to entirely take care of him throughout the session.

You would be surprised at how rude some guys are with them sometimes or how little they care...

I find if you treat the dancer with respect you get more mileage out of them. I also find giving them a true compliment usually works also. Don't be phony. If yr not interested tell them no thank you.

Just so everyone here in NB knows, car dates are ILLEGAL in canada and therefore can not be discussed or advertised as available here on cerb. It seams a few ladies are offering this service and are receiving infractions here on cerb for mentioning it. Please DO NOT advertise or DISCUSS this (or anything associated with brothels, streetwalking, underage, public sexual encounters or solicitation in public) thank you.