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1. You charge too much/are too expensive/I only have $40 -If you can't afford the rates, either save up or see someone else who is within your budget. But don't negotiate. It's tacky and insulting. 2. You're so smart, why are you doing this? -*gasp* Escorts have brains? Who'd a thunk it. I'm doing this because I'm smart enough not to give it away for free. 3. Will you bend your rules/restrictions/boundaries for me? -Our rules and restrictions are there for a reason. If I say no Greek, that is not your cue to ask me why. Because you don't really want to know why. Do you really want to hear, "because I just ate something that is giving me the shits"? I didn't think so. 4. What will you do when you're too old for this? Surely you have a back-up? -Two words: MILF and GILF. That is all. 5. So what's your real name? -Does it matter? I could tell you anything and you wouldn't know. Just enjoy the moment. 6. Are you clean? -Are you? Common sense should tell you that I work with my body and therefore it is in my best interests to keep that body healthy. DUH. 7. I'm an amateur photographer and I think your pics are terrible/could use work/don't please my masculine sensibilities and here is how you can fix them/let me take new photos for you for trade. -I don't care about your unsolicited opinion. If I wanted it, I would have asked for it. 8. I'm so hot, young and hung, you should be paying me! -Looks mean nothing, respect means everything. 9. Did you cum/orgasm/finish? -If you have to ask... 10. So and So does x, y, z/ So and So said x, y, z -Gossip and indiscretion are not turn-ons. Talking to me about other escorts is tacky, and even worse is using them to try to coerce services that I don't offer. If so and so does it, go see her.

I always use my own phone and have never had a problem. If guys are worried about wifey snooping in their phone the relationship is already in trouble.

I am sorry you feel that the only way a paid companion/escort can prove herself is by not taking her work, being a paid companion, seriously enough to actually call it work when she is fulfilling your needs in her capacity as a paid companion. EVEN when that means that she agrees to go on a vacation date with a client. You call it vacation, any escort calls it work, bottom line. the way escorts make money is to be paid for accompanying or spending time with you, it isn't how many hjs or bjs you get at the end of that time. The 10k a week, well if anyone did just a 10 hour overnight with someone for 1000-2500, wouldn't it automatically be a discounted very good deal to only spend 10k for 7 full days and nights? the difference is, instead of periods of time 24 hr or 72 hrs here and there, in this case it is worked out for the whole week. In fact, it is just under 60 bucks an hour. Pretty cheap if you ask me, and a fair compensation for the fact that she is not making an income while with you and for her this is work, not a vacation. You can spin it any direction you wish, but it will never be just a vacay for any paid companion going on any kind of trip with any kind of client. At the end of the day, you have to look at it from a business perspective because the ONLY reason you even know this person is because she put up ads and she provides services in exchange for monetary compensation. And the things she needs to pay for don't go away just because she happens to like you and agree to go on a vacation date with you, she still needs her compensation for potential and lost income that she incurs simply because she is spending her time with you, and not with people paying full rate. And not with people who are her actual family and friends. Don't you think that, in all seriousness, if she wanted a vacation to a sunny place, she would rather be with her SO, or children, or sisters, or mom & dad instead of a business acquaintence? But this time 'being pampered', is time away from her family, friends, and pets. If she lives alone, her pets need to be cared for, which will either inconvenience a friend or she will be paying someone to come in to look after her place while she is away. She will be informing potential clients of her inavailability, clients who may only be infrequent visitors and she will never be able to recoup that visit. She may end up turning away multiple people, only to find out 1 week before the vacation is to take place, her vacay client cancels, gets sick or otherwise bails on her. at this point, it is possible she has had no deposit, and she has turned away appts, so now it isn't just the lost income for being away, it is now costing her money to have agreed to go on a vacay play time pampering she is supposed to be grateful for. Let's just say i am not a fan of the expectations of clients for what they believe these vacation plans should be, on the part of the professional paid companion. somehow the word vacation seems to be applied to the person they want to hire to spend that time with them, and no real understanding that the very word 'hire' is a contradiction to that word vacation. these are not vacations for paid companions.

He craves attention. A lot of what he says is just to provoke reaction. It's easy to shoot your mouth off if you don't face any consequences. He doesn't want the job, the daily grind would bore him. He would not get his hands dirty with mundane tasks like tax policy or treaties with countries no one recognises. This whole "campaign" is nothing but an advertisement for the Trump brand. Trump clothes, casinos, residential developments, all will benefit.

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I find him despicable . Ego and more ego is what allows him to speak as he does, not some higher sense of virtue or honesty. He likes to hear himself speak. On one hand, his running is probably one of the best things democrats could hope for since he wouldn't (I hope!) have a true chance of winning the general election. And if he decided to run as an independent, all it would do is steal enough votes from the right to guarantee a democratic victory. On the otherhand, I find it a depressing commentary on the States that enough people take him seriously and support him that he is any kind of contender. Confidence is hard not to admire...even if the confidence is just to spit out prejudice, intolerance, and vague promises and patriotic lines that, when you look for any substance, turn out to be empty. Sure, candor and confidence are great and entertaining. But someone's beliefs and deeds will always mean more to me, and I find his too abhorrent to be overly entertained or impressed by exaggerated bluster. And that, I suppose, is my own "say what I think" moment. :)

Donald Trump is the natural conclusion of where the GOP has been going for the last decade. What really amuses me is the career politicians who would love to come out with the same stuff as he does, but dare not.

My approach is to just use my everyday cell phone. A lady will never call you without good reason (when you are expecting it) or with permission. If she ever does call you unexpectedly you can just tell her she has the wrong number (because she really does). I don't see the value in playing secret agent or Spy vs. Spy, just be sure to erase any calls from your recent call history and don't keep her number in your contacts list as soon as you no longer need to. Every time I meet someone new, I offer them a chance to examine my passport or drivers license as a sign of good faith that I mean them no harm and am not trying to hide anything as I just haven't found the value in being secretive at that level. If someone is trying to hide their encounters from a spouse, that secret agent phone could raise some uncomfortable questions. Am I acting foolishly? Are there risks I haven't considered and should? Anyone?

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Well, the republicans have a huge field of candidates at this time. I view the Donald as a huckster, knowing that he really doesn't have any chance of getting the nomination. Ergo, he can be rather outrageous, and when he does finally withdraw he'll endorse someone on his side of the political spectrum. I am sure he'll walk away with a bunch of IOU's in his back pocket.

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If you want to go on stage use a $5 to tip the dancers. I know that tipping the dancer on stage is the right thing if you're sitting at the front of the stage. Also if you don't plan on going for dances with the dancer on stage its a way to say thanks for the show. I know it seems rude but I personally think tipping a $1 or $2 while she is on stage is okay. When you think about it they are planning on coming out with a $5 coin and if they do would want to start tipping them only bills? $10? $20? The worse thing they ever did was come out with the Coin $1 and $2. Wish they kept the $1 bills or at least kept them as option at the banks only. That way you go in and get singles for the night and then tipping a $1 at stage front wouldn't seem so awkward for people. When I sit up front which is very rarely I will walk up to the dance after her stage show and tip her a $5 to say thanks for the show. Now also understand when I say tipping a $1 at stage front I mean only if you are not planning on going on stage. If you want to go on stage grab a $5 and ask the lady she will either invite you up or say no to you coming on stage. Very important keep your hands at your sides and let the lady move your hands herself. A lot safer for you that way. If you go to VIP it is $20 a songs so either keep count yourself or pay her after every song so there is no confusion. If you need to hit the Bank Machine do it before you go for dances in the back. Also if she is just sitting with you ask her up front if you're paying per song for just talking in the back. I have had ladies do this and it is always a he said she said and when they go look at the video they will see that you're back there for how many songs so if she only danced for 5 but you stayed back there talking and she tells you its 15 songs that's $300. 90% of the clubs will always back the dancer unless you're able to prove otherwise. If they check for you and verify the amount there is very little you can do. So make sure you always know whats what and always ask. Better to ask then be surprised with a $300 bill for only 5 dances.

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Subtle but effective :)

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If that's your concern for someone else, that is why it was suggested by myself and others to get a second disposable phone. It wouldn't be found because as the name suggests, it can be thrown out after an encounter. You can buy them for under $50 But even if the client wants to keep the phone maybe he could keep it at work or find a hiding place at home. I stand by what I said before, each and every gentleman needs to find what works best for him, not what someone else thinks will work best for him RG

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I'll echo the recos for Danielle and Katherine. Cristycurves is an absolute knockout and easy to talk to.

I use my regular cell phone. Never had a problem.

Lorena was good, Kelly is fair.

The guy may have money and be able to wield some power but take a look at him personally ..his ego runs the show. He is a total narcissist. His candor is more like deflection on his part. Let's see if he can keep his word based on the bullshit he throws out there. Posted via Mobile Device

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Skyping for a fee is fun and convenient for both parties. Neither has to leave home, it can be done across the world, with ladies you would never meet in real life.

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To warm today sitting here commando

I was downtown today so I had to put on some black underwear under my sexy dress. lol.

Truth in politics? Refreshing! I never really gave him much thought until now. He says what he really believes! Whether I agree or not I admire his total lack of political correctness. Like me or don't! Ya man! He says what he feels and believes and reputation be damned. Unfortunately, not all of us can get away with such a laisse faire attitude :)

I would love to see a ticket of Cruz and Trump. Cruz has Canadian roots and both are passionate about bringing America back to where it used to be. I have been impressed with what has been said and feel it could bode very well for Canada if we're smart enough to vote out the Conservatives.

Certainly especially with some ladies I could spend weeks with them Bigger question, judging on some guys' posts and threads is how ladies could manage to tolerate spending any time with them RG

Our lovely MsManda is considering a trip to Ottawa. Let's encourage her! :)

I met with Yuki on Thursday of last week. She is very pretty and speaks pretty good English for a VIPOTG girl. That said the service was as expected. Very good but certainly nothing off of the VIPOTG script. Me personally...sometimes that is what I am looking for. However....I had a somewhat unpleasant experience in the hallway with a neighbor. I am not sure if I can post details here so if you would like to know what happened (and it may be a concern if you plan on visiting) please PM me.

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That's correct. Personally, I don't book an appointment without a phone call. I also don't accept blocked calls or anything from a text app or Skype number. If you must, just invest in a disposable phone that you can hide easily. SD Sent from my SM-G900W8 using Tapatalk

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WOW I had the pleasure of meeting Paige last night! she is amazing! I will be repeating very soon!

I remember asking for either a Sweedish or Thai massage ( what ever one has a lot of stretching) at a little place on Broadway, straight massage no funny stuff, but she twisted me up so bad that at one point when she had my leg over my head a farted and thought i shit my pants, I had a hard time walking when I left there.

Has anyone seen Jenny before? she seems to be the manager there,sort of like Rose does at Ness..have left happy with her before but do agree it is too noisy there and will only go back to try Anna at least once..

CERB profile: https://www.lyla.com/vbulletin/member.php?u=105432 So Amber and I had a wee bit of initial confusion setting up a meeting but we resolved it all in an excellent and professional manner. She communicates well and is very easy to book with. I'd like to address her location first. If you were to google it, you might be potentially off-put since there are a few negative reviews but you'd be doing yourself a disservice if you did. The place is fine. Clean, private, ample parking and she has made up her room very nicely. Moving on to Amber. Her pictures really fail to convey just how lovely she is. Tall, very thin and yet surprisingly busty for a girl of her size. Her face is very cute with big green eyes and red hair. She has a small amount of body art and piercing but very tasteful and well done. And her skin. Oh my. So smooth and soft, you could just touch her all day. She welcomed me with a big smile and a hug and seems to be a very friendly and sweet girl. She comes across as a little bit shy but it's definitely worth it to get to know her because she can warm up to you quite quickly. I understand that she will soon be having some new professional photos and when that happens, ooh boy, you guys are going to be blown away. I have a feeling they're going to be great. I really enjoyed my time with her and hope that she has a fantastic time meeting some of the gentlemen from this site.

...I cannot imagine a better time than a couple of hours with Kaylee and Zoe! I'll leave you with that thought!