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Since I am at the house waiting for the neighbourhood lad to come over and shovel the driveway, thought I would post a few thoughts I have regarding the folks on Cerb. By and large, this community of hobbyists, sp's and ma's have been amazing in providing support through comments, prayers and good wishes on my Strike 1, Strike 2 thread, on my profile page and in private messages. It is truly is appreciated. The kindness is not just for me, when I posted about one of our Cerb ladies who was down, lost her companion and access to her child, the outpouring of support for her was wide-spread. When others have been hit with an illness or loss, the folks of Cerb are always quick to let the person know they are being thought of. So folks, as we all travel through our own individual journeys, please continue to look out for and support those who are not doing well. Thanx for everything, enjoy your family and friends throughout this holiday and in 2013. Hugs, kisses and lots of licks, always. The Liquor

laughed til I cried. Almost peed myself on #24 http://www.buzzfeed.com/daves4/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2012

In 2 hours I am heading to the airport to fly south for the holidays!

The world didn't end :)

Prior to cerb, all of my advertising was done via a city newspaper (classifieds) Because of this, all of my interactions with the client , prior to us meeting, were done via telephone, and all I had to go on was their voice and my gut feeling. I would honestly say that it was a 50/50 kind of turnout, when it came to me actually enjoying myself or feeling comfortable. Multiply this on a daily basis, then weekly, then monthly-it adds up to more uncomfortable and un enjoyable sessions than I care to remember. CERB has changed this drastically for me. I can honestly say that since joining I have only had 2 ufortunate events (and even those were not that bad ;) ) CERB has allowed me the opportunnity to be selective when it comes to my clients-and this refelects on me and the services I provide ten-fold. I love the fact that I can create ads daily, detailed ads, not just a 3 liner and then hoping for the best ;)..lol. I can discuss what I am like, as well as my dislikes..and most importantly, I can post plenty of pictures too :) :) : ) For me, my health, sanity and comfort are paramount to me being happy as an escort, and this site has helped me tremendously with that. Meeting with men, I actually like , enjoy and look forward to meeting with..is priceless :)

No need to be overly worried, just carry on with your normal hobby practices. I do suggest sticking to cerb. This lady was a target for this dude, so I honestly dont think you are at any risk of becoming his next target.

My suggestion is to put even less effort into finding the answers to your questions and maybe a BJ will magically appear on your door step. :icon_rolleyes:

The Canadian Escort Recommendation Board made a huge difference in my life. When I started escorting I had no idea what I was doing and CERB provided me with a safe space to explore this new chapter of my life. I meandered my way through the various threads and met some amazing people who helped me along the way. I remember joining CERB and only taking my first appointment after 2-3 months, and then I only made my first website about 6 months after that! It's been a learning curve for me. I think CERB is a great marketing tool, especially for posting threats and having conversations with new patrons, or maintaining conversations with ongoing ones. I'm sad that I've had less time to post because of my studies, but happy when I can find a couple of moments (like now) to tell the community how much I love and appreciate them. I meet patrons all the time that change my life in some way. I think we are all shaped by our interactions and I always learn something new about life when I meet someone. It can be something small, or something much larger, it really depends on a multitude of factors. I think CERB provides me with a medium to meet a lot of really interesting people that I wouldn't have otherwise met, and we shape each other through the intimacy and joy we share. It feels rather indiscreet and private to discuss particular heart warming stories publicly, but I think it's easy to understand what I mean without substantiating it with examples. I think we all reach other to each other in special ways, and I'll probably remember a lot of these experiences for the rest of my life.

To all Sp's and Ma's My thread How has Cerb changed you life http://cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=112664 has generated many heart warming responses from many of us hobbyist. I was wondering if you SP/MA could share some of your stories on how Cerb has changed you life? Such as. When you started, and you joined Cerb, did it make a difference? Has Cerb been a good marketing tool? Has Cerb educated you about the business, screening and safety measures? Have you met any clients that have changed your life? Any interesting or heart warming stories from Cerb? New friendships? Anything you to say is great? Thanks for responding. Waiting to hear some good stories :)

Last night I was emailing back and forth with a male. He said he was interested in my services. Asked if I could meet at the starbucks uptown for a coffee cause he didn't want to "play" with someone he didn't know. Just wanted to get to know me. I'm not new to this so I knew that I could be arrested for doing such a thing so I kindly rejected the offer. Today when I woke up I hade an email from him : Here is the thing. Yes, I do belong to the force. I am, therefore, letting you go off with a warning only because you have a child, or so you say and based on that I'm giving you the benefit of the doubt. What you are doing is essentially selling your self for sex. Yeah, you might say that you're selling time, but the way you market yourself (I.e your hourly rate and what you offer in the hr) is evidence to the fact that in exchange for money, sexual acts take place more than often. If I catch you again on the web, in any shape or form,I will not be as forgiving and I'm brining you in. Do you understand? Respond that you understand, otherwise ill take your answer as a no. Fellow sp's feel free to Pm me or his email I have no idea if it is real or just some guy upset that I was charging him for my time. --- My few words are leave us girls alone. Go waste city money on catching sex offenders, woman beaters, and drug dealers.

Sending best wishes for a very happy Christmastime and New Year to my friends on cerb. I enjoyed the interactions and the conversations throughout the year that I was fortunate enough to have with lots of you, and especially the intimate times with some truly exceptional women. Thanks to every one of you. I value your friendship. May 2013 be filled with satisfaction, peace, health, and joy.

I just love reading what you have to say. Keep them coming!!

Deja vu.. lol. I started this thread a week ago Angela! Double congrats Nathalie! lol

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Your link didn't work as it is against Cerb rules to link to or openly discuss non Escorts Canada owned/operated sites.

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I agree that partitioned CR's add an element to the experience that has been missing since they cut them down. But then I remember when they all enforced the "no touching" policy. Barb's even had CR's where the VIP booth is so everyone could see everything. While thresholds of acceptable behaviour may change from time to time, Barb's never seems to change; there's always great people working there who make it a fun place to be. Of course, I am particularly biased because of all the beautiful friendly women I have had the pleasure of knowing over the years. But to me it will always be the best.

Ashley Hobbs, by special request :)

wearing a blue jean is part of something that could be sexy, don't you think so ?

Very fews SP have "service" prices and to be honest I don't think you should try to seek for this type of service/price. If you are really just looking for a BJ and you are somewhat on a budget, try to look up SP that offer 30 minutes, It's less expensive than 60 minutes and you get the chance to have your BJ. :D

I've done this but the gentleman bought the clothes.:icon_wink:

Miss Germany from the Miss Universe pageant

Please keep this site friendly and positive. If anyone needs a reminder of he main rule of cerb.... Look up. Very top of the screen.

I had the most amazing conversation today with one of my daughters.

Report this to the police! Impersonating a police officer is a federal offense and they don't take kindly to it. We had a situation here in Ottawa where that happened and the police went out and "had a talk" with him. If the emailer was LE his behavior is unbecoming a police officer and his superiors should know about it. What you do is not illegal and they "serve and protect" us all... cat

I think this guy is just full of crap. He's not a cop. No cop would waste their time to threaten you like that (especially mentioning children). Emails are traceable. He was just pissed-off that you wouldn't meet him. You might consider reporting him to the real police on the thought that he's impersonating a police officer. What do you think? Most folks want to avoid the drama though, but it might alert the cops to a predator.

Hmmm this is not cool! First of all, prostitution is legal in Canada. Public soliciting is not. I wonder if he is a dirty cop, trying to reep benifits? If anyone wants to meet in public, make sure you never speak about services and rates. I wonder if the force knows he is doing this??

The loophole right now is that the criminal code that this falls under is being questioned in Ontario so the police forces are really turning a blind eye to it all from the looks of it until the higher powers get something done. The law still stands so you can still be charged but I doubt any judge would hear the case till the laws are adjusted. Is it illegal right now? Very much so. If prostitution takes place in any PLACE (even a hotel room) it could technically be considered a bawdy house. (if you only saw ONE client at the hotel room then left it is no longer "common" so that makes it legal. (Multiple people working from the SAME hotel room however... instant brothel technically). Swingers clubs is a loophole that some massage like places capitalize on... It is legal to charge a membership fee but if sexual acts are taking place the people participating in the sexual acts can not be doing it for financial gain (prostitution) swingers clubs are only legal if the members are not negotiating paid services. For instance if you had MEMBERS ONLY swingers party and everyone paid a "membership fee" and consenting adults had sexual conduct during this party without exchanging money... that is legal (it's the prostitution part of hosting events that is illegal). You just need to be careful with that too as say you hire a "hostess" or "host" and that hostess is paid by you (the even organizer) and the hostess or host get involved in any sexual activity then that could be seen as prostitution making the entire party illegal. I do not believe the event organizer can participate or pay anyone involved in any sexual act.... but I am no lawyer so this is something you would want to discuss with a lawyer first if you are concerned with legalities of such an event.

You're saying if my brother and I decided to fuck, that would be less weird than me enjoying a good slap to the face during sex? I do not see the logic in that, at all. Force can be sexy, between two people who trust each other. Incest is NEVER okay, 'consensual' or not. Two people who want to fuck their siblings is wrong. Wanting to get tied up or hit every once in a while is NOT wrong, if the person enjoys it.

Never! Why should a man ever think he is too old? You are NEVER too old for orgasms. As long as you can still keep yourself clean, and get it up (or if you can't even get it up, as long as you enjoy the touch of a woman), then we are here for you. I have had clients as young as 20, and as old as 80. And I've enjoyed my time with each and every one of them.

Since the Criminal Code is standard across the country, Sophia's phrase community "tolerance level" is a good non-legalistic way to look at this. To answer your question using that standard, Quebec would be the most sexually liberal/tolerant society in Canada. Maybe that's part of what makes them a "distinct society" :-) That extends to the erotic and sexual service industries as well. It's more "above ground" and accepted as part of urban life in Montreal for example than any where else in Canada. There are numerous strip clubs, massage parlours, sex aid shops and escorts conducting business in prominent downtown locations instead of in marginal low profile locations. The only other comparable area would be around Niagara Falls. I'm not sure from your comments whether you are equating lap dances and customers touching dancers with prostitution. Lap dances are certainly a very erotic service :-) but they aren't a "sexual service" (intercourse, masturbation, oral etc) and therefore they aren't considered prostitution. As Aubrey and Sophia point out, strip clubs are usually regulated by provincial liquor license regulations or municipal zoning/licensing bylaws and those standards do vary across the country. Here in Nova Scotia for example, no contact is allowed between a patron and dancer. In fact a minimum separation distance of 3 feet has to be maintained. Yet in many other provinces lap dances are obviously allowed. As for how much contact, well that's usually a case of your mileage may vary. I've heard some dancers describe many clients as grabbing and squeezing them "as if they had never seen a woman before." So since it's unpleasant, the dancer is obviously going to spend a lot of time removing the client's hands whereas if the next client is more respecful and has a gentler touch he or she may be allowed much more contact. I hope this helps.

Mary Anne from Gilligan's Island and Ginger for the duo

Police who drive like they own the road and don't feel the need to use blinkers, I mean wtf, they have to follow rules too!

I neatly place my garbage can and recycle bins at the end of the lane way. A few hours later, I look out the front window and say WTF to myself as my bins are either tossed into the middle of the lane way, (sorry told I should call it a driveway) on my lawn or in the street. Jesus, Joseph and Mary, how hard is it to put it back down where it came from? Doesn't take anymore time than tossing it. I have watched them do it...I guess that is what they do to make their job more interesting.?

If you have been using CERB you should no Emmaalexandra is coming to town end of August. So if you follow the rules she is not eligible. Otherwised she would have been a most popular choice. Have you made a booking with her yet!!!!!