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Would you pay double her rate if it's her birthday? Didn't think so. ;)

I'm sure there would be many providers who would be happy to give you a free kick in the balls if you asked them for birthday freebies!

The only way I could imagine a lady doing this is if perhaps if you were a regular client who came to see her consistently at so many intervals for at least a year or more. I don't think it's polite to see someone a few times and then expect something for free just because it's your birthday (or any other type of anniversary). But even then, it would be up to her. I think it would be extremely rude to ask a lady for a freebie of any kind.

Do you work for free on your boss's birthday? I mean, heck he is paying you every other day.... The free meal thing? Think about it. That restaurant probably has 50 other paying guests sitting and eating at the same time as you are... and will have 50 more before and after you arrive. If that restaurant had one table, with one chair and one chef who was also the waiter, the busboy, the cashier, the maitre' d, and the dishwasher - well then you would have a fair comparison. If that was the case, it would be unlikely that you would be eating for free...

Maybe I'm wrong here but I find the question a little off putting. It's almost akin to a potential client trying to negotiate down a lady's rate. The lady's rates are the lady's rates. If a birthday discount is sought, it would be in the lady's best interest to see someone else on your birthday, someone who will pay in full. Also, if you expect a discount on your birthday, what sort of present/money are you going to give the lady on her birthday, and without the expectation of an encounter RG

The highlight of my week was being able to finally go fishing with Roaming Guy. His wife Gabriella was kind enough to let me fill in her for her (if she doesn't want to be a summer fisherman's wife widow she has to always tag along and after weeks of being out on the lake, on Monday it gave her a much needed break for me to accompany RG). After those hours of casting and reeling, we never caught a darn thing. Even though RG claims that he never leaves the lake without at least one small mouth bass and a walleye. Now I know the secret as to why he's a better fisherman than Lee Richards. Behind every good fisherman is a good fisherman's wife. Next time you can show me how it's done girl, so we can have a better picture to take than what we managed to muster up using a net.

Hilarious feeds on twitter today...I know with all the dirty minds here on cerb, we can do better! Name your dick after a movie! What would it be? Examples for you: The wood The Titanic - Just because so many people went down on it What women want Free willy The Pacifier I am Legend Lethal Weapon Hahaha Now your turn....

http://www.goodreads.com/review/show/340987215 r100rs

Everyone who is seriously involved in the activities of this community has their own reasons for doing so. But it came to me that on the Client side, I would offer yet one more reason. Drug-free reality therapy! Let me explain. A serious issue has come up with my family in the States. The details are not important (except to me). Let it suffice to say that I am in the process of losing someone dear to me and that process will be long and drawn out. Not good. I took a week off to go down and address this situation. This was a difficult, emotionally draining experience. When I got back, I wanted to just take a bit of time to escape from reality. I don't do drugs. Scotch is nice but didn't quite seem to be the right thing. Then it hit me. I arranged a lovely session with one of CERB's finest. I had an experience completely detached from everything in my "real" life. During our encounter, there was nothing but her and me. Nothing existed outside of that room. I had fun. She had fun. There was humor. There was erotica. There was pleasure. When our time reached that point to which all good things must come, the end, there were loving hugs and kisses. Regenerated and refortified, I went through the door back into my life such as it is. A wonderful thing. I would recommend it to everyone.

It stand for transgender. Which mean that Nikki was born as a biological man, but with the heart,spirit and mind of a woman. The physical body, envelop was wrong at birth. If you actually visit her website, you will find more information on what it is. I have only meet her twice, but she is truly stunning and one of the most kind-hearted person I have had the chance to meet. Anyone spending time with her would be really lucky IMHO:)

Fast and Furious

Love this thread. I would like Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure cause size don't matter it's what you do with it that counts!!!

I think putting the picture of the cute dog is a bit cheesy. I don't think the size of the dog is the issue, it's like you're ridiculing the OP. It is, in my experience, extremely unusual to have an animal on an incall to a Hotel Room. I was told by a traveling SP that she had a companion pet with her, so it happens, but is far from the norm, IMO. I don't want to question anyone's honesty but if the OP was allergic to dogs and was told there would be a dog in the room I find it hard to believe that he would go there and leave immediately. If I walked into a Hotel Room and there was a pitbull standing there I would shit my pants. In conclusion, I believe it is up to the SP to tell potential clients that there will be an animal present when we have an encounter. There are a lot of reasons outside of allergies that this would be important information to a potential client.

contact jessica massage, she does it, and its AWESOME :)

I agree that you shouldn't be hoping or expecting freebies from an SP for your birthday. On the other hand, last year I gave myself a birthday present by visiting one of my favorite SPs. While catching up a bit on the phone, I mentioned that she was going to be my birthday present to myself. To my great surprise she greeted me with a birthday hat and a special tray of fruits to enjoy (before and during... :icon_smile:). The fact that it wasn't expected and she surprised me with this thoughtful gesture is what made it special. After that I made it a point to book some time with her near her birthday, bring a special gift, and make it the session all about her. Fun had by all as it should be. Moral of the story, always be a gentleman and hope for no more than a professional, passionate experience. Anything more will be a wonderful surprise and bonus.

I took one for the team. I reponded to an ad from CL this morning. She said it was a bad week and only HJ's and BJ's were available. I really wasn't too sure at first who I would run into. I was thinking as I got to the house, if this is an old hag, I'm leaving and not paying as soon as she opens the door. Got there, pleasantly surprised. She has a room in an old house and wants to move to something different. For those of you that have seen Bambi, I'd say about the same type of accomodation - smaller but cleaner. Crystal is about 5'5, maybe 120 -125. 20 years old. Non-rushed, will repeat. Is open to suggestions, beautiful breasts. Nice body, no stretch marks. Nice eyes, teeth and hygiene. Sweetie Hopefully she will put an ad up. I have asked her to. Rates will be good. Enjoy, treat her well. I think she will become a favorite. Lets get her enough business to get a decent apartment. TRman

Due to popular demand, I will be once again co-hosting a fall social for both male and female CERB members in good standing on Thursday, September 13th in Ottawa. Since this is being organized by CERB members for other CERB members, please do not bother the MOD about this event. It will be held a centrally located venue in Ottawa. It will be in a reserved room of a public bar/restaurant. It will run from approximately 6:30 p.m. until closing time. There will be a variety of music played and dancing will be encouraged. There will be a limit of 50 spots available (ideally 25 gents/25 ladies), on a first-come, first-served basis to those members in good standing who have some presence on the board or in the hobby (if you have a low post count, but good rep, that's all we care about). There will be a cost for gents to attend and tickets will be available starting in mid-August. You will be able to pay by e-mail money transfer, postal money order or cash (in person). The price of the tickets will be determined at that time as well. This is to cover drinks for the ladies, appetizers, door prizes and other expenses associated with organizing these events. There will be no cost to the ladies to attend, however we will be doing things a bit differently this time. Due to the popularity of past events and the fact there are some ladies we had to turn away because we were full, if you are such a lady, you will be given first priority this time. I kept a list from last time. And ladies, for those of you who said you wanted to attend and then did not even extend us the courtesy of letting us know beforehand (or even afterwards) that you couldn't attend, please do not embarass yourself by asking to come this time. We have more people wanting to attend, than spots available and you had your chance, sorry.:confused0024: This also applies to the gents who I said could pay at the door last minute and didn't show either. I do not wish to make this a sore point or create any controversy - it's just something that had to be said. Moving on to a more positive note - looking forward to seeing old friends and meeting new ones. This is a meet and greet social event in a public venue (no hanky panky :)) and as with past events, expect all attendees to behave accordingly. Remember, CERB members from all across Canada (and elsewhere) are welcome to attend. If you think you might like to join us, feel free to pm and let me know. Angela of Ottawa Your humble social organizer.

An easy way to go about it so you don't feel like a ''creeper" (your words not mine :P) Would be when you call say "Hey, I was intrigued by your ad but couldn't see a rate posted anywhere on the services you provide? Would you be able to direct me to a listing where I can get this information" that way you are being respectful, explaining that you are interested and not just out to waste her time. The key to any type of conversation with the lady is respect! And I agree with the other member who said RUN don't walk away - if a girl is willing to negotiate a rate within a first phone call, a first visit or any first anything it usually shows desperation. And that is just kind of a turn off :P Most ladies have no issues in directing or giving the information if it is nto already listed on their site or ad, but please make sure you check thoroughly before asking, that is the only time we find it a pet peeve is when the hobbyists see it and still tend to ask. Best of luck and enjoy yourself :)

I find it hard to believe that so many ladies do not, at a minimum, post rates in their ads/profiles or at least have a website with all info included. If that is the case, then yes you are more than expected to call and enquire beforehand and if it is not within your budget, a thank you and goodbye is all that is required. If they do have the info somewhere and make mention of it in an ad then you should do your homework first! Happy hobbying!

Dirty Harry Top Gun Rocky For Your Eyes Only The Man With The Golden Gun Big Jake But when the pants come off and the truth comes out Smallville (I know a tv series) LOL RG

Those of you who know me know that I am somewhat of a couch potato. Today I put on my backpack and walked the 2.5kms to the store in 18mins. Then, backpack loaded and heavy walked 2.2kms back (found a shortcut lol) in 20mins. May seem lame but a major thing for me! I feel awesome but a bit sore. Oh, and I now I hear the ice cream truck....treat!!! Additional Comments: To ad to it...yummy Popsicle from one of those old fashioned icecream trucks and now watching hell's kitchen outside! Lol

Make sure after all of those free meals and deserts that you brush your teeth and floss ! You don't want to have onion breath and cake stuck in your teeth when you ask for a freebie or an SP to punch your card there !! Or....you can treat yourself on your birthday for those something special's :) Personally I would love one of these lovely ladies to help me celebrate my birthday....not pay for it ! But that is just me I guess.

I need to find some new friends! :icon_lol:

with the Olympics coming, some bums we'll see

Done!!! :D

Being back home, and among friends. It's great to be back.

nope not me, i am only 22years of age now and i am only half french and half italian but no accent :p. PS. im currently back in the Ottawa area now ;)

I know this is really random...but my friend is finalist in a contest, she got choosen with 3 other persons over hundred of application...and if people could take the time to vote for her illustration it would mean a lot<3 You can vote once a day for the next 6 days. http://www.fluevog.com/code/fc_finalists.php (Natalie from Toronto) thanks to those that will do it it mean a lot for me (and her!)

Agreed with everyone... How is the SP going to know it's actually your b-day? Do you expect the SP to turn into a bouncer checking ID's at the door just to be sure it was legitimately your b-day... I don't think so. You might have better luck using that line at your local bar.

in his sleeve

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Reading some well said words that remind me a wonderful night with a wonderful friend :)

My ball season is over.... ....I have a helmet I can part with. Sandi

I like Myo-Ther, the water based lotion that Megan and some other MP's use. You can get it at Simply Therapy, 2615 Lancaster, right by the Tommy and Lefebvre warehouse. They carry professional massage supplies and tables. Scentless, washes off easily and just feels oh so good, when sharing of course.

This marks the third time that I have attempted to put virtual pen to virtual paper in order to sing the praises (yet again) of Aubrey and tonight I think I will finally succeed. To begin this date was unlike most or should I say any that I have participated in as a hobbyist. No I am not about to describe some torrid sexual escapade or wild and crazy two hour, as Lee would say, shagfest. I will attempt to write about a date that consisted almost exclusively of social time. Recently I found myself in the need of a "friend" to accompany me to a certain social activity on a particular evening. After contemplating various options (friends, etc.) my mind hit upon Aubrey. Seeing as this is, or should I say was, my first foray into social time I was admittedly unsure of how to begin little own where to end. Thankfully after explaining my situation to Aubrey we were able to come to an idea of what I was requiring and hoping for. To her credit she helped immensely with alleviating my concerns/hesitations. To say that my evening began with drinks for two and lasted throughout the evening and well into the early morning is an gross understatement. In a sentence, my night could not have gone better! I wish I could write a full and in depth public recommendation with a play by play of events and happenings of the evening but thankfully that story is meant only for Aubrey and I. The purpose of this recommendation, brief as it seems to be, is to thank Aubrey for a great evening of company and laughs. Also it is meant to show the rest of the community that if you require companionship in the non sexual form that companionship is available as well. I was just a little late to figure that out. To Abureys credit I had a great and fun filled evening that lasted well into the night!

I must admit, I'm slightly confused by this thread. If something's really that important to you, be it allergies or anything else, why wouldn't you make sure of it in advance? Hoping that the world will always arrange itself to your liking seems like a recipe for disaster...

I mostly agree with you except when it has the potential to hurt my business, my name and integrity. For "those" of you who have nothing better to do than to spread gossip/rumors like the plague: "It is true that you may fool all the people some of the time; you can even fool some of the people all the time; but you cannot fool all of the people all the time." Understand that you will never ever be able to truly build up your self-esteem that way and it will only give you a false sense of self-confidence in the process. Putting others down has never helped anyone get ahead, if only, for a short time. There are better ways to work on personal insecurity issues without having to go down to a level where it is difficult to climb out of again (and again and again and again). Nobody is perfect; not even the person who you might be jealous of or envy for whatever reason you think you might be lacking. Everybody has to work hard at what they have and it is only with hard work and dedication you will be able to succeed. Investing more time in ourselves is much more productive than spending time talking about others and the faults (you think) they may have. It's even worst when those assumptions are communicated to a lot of people who don't know better. Manipulating people for your own benefit will only take you so far in life and it will never give you a true sense of happiness. Happiness comes from the inside! Additional Comments: No, this post is not directed at Nicolette...

Just found this ... Apologies if it's previously been posted.

Meanwhile, we were in the other boat, and never knew haircuts were offered here. ;)

i'll be in toronto that day seeing my favourite band KISS rock'in & rollin with motley crue that day!! sorry :(

1. Whats your "real" name? 2. How many men have you been with today? 3. So, have you been busy? 4. Is your real hair color/breast size/nails/tan real? 5. How did you get into the business? 6. Do you have a boyfriend/SO/partner? 7. Why don't you go Indie? 8. Can I stand you on your head while you give me a bj? 9. Why do you have to put the condom on now? 10. Can I have a tour of your place? 11. Who is that in the picture? 12. Are the sheets clean? 13. Did you shower? 14. Tell me the difference between the 1hr and 2hr option besides time, I might want to readjust our session. 15. Is that what you are wearing? 16. I thought you would be _________ (taller, shorter, skinnier, fatter, younger, older) 17. I brought rolled change for part of my donation, is that a problem? (paid $250 in rolled pennies and dimes) 18. Do you own this place? 19. You should take yoga. 20. Have you ever considered having your breasts done? 21. Do you have a bong? 22. Can you drive me home afterwards? 23. I have a friend in the car, is it ok if he waits in your livingroom? 24. How many children do you have? 25. Do you REALLY enjoy it or are you an awesome actress? 26. Can we "just hang out" cause I think we have a real connection. 27. What are the perks if I become a good regular? 28. Can I leave my shoes and socks on for the whole visit? 29. Whats the weirdest request you've ever had? 30. Has anyone ever hurt you during an appointment? 31. Does your family know what you do? And my all time favorite! 32. Your such a smart woman, why don't you get a real job? These are all questions I have been asked personally and they range from mildly annoying to WTF is he thinking! cat

Continuing our Canadian theme, here's Victoria Pratt from Chelsea Ontario, best known for her roles in Xena and Mutant X ...

Er... no, sorry. You're paying for the time, no matter happens during that time. And if a SP's policy is that she'd like to chat for a few minutes to break the ice before getting naked, or if she'd like you to take two minutes to have a shower before she puts your nether regions in her mouth, then our choice is simple: either go with that or see someone else. Anyone who really cares about this stuff can easily ask the SP before booking. In the context of this thread: I wouldn't expect this from someone who offered 15/30 minute appointments as short meetings just don't leave time for much beyond getting in, getting off and getting out, even without conversation and showers. However, as a general point, there do seem to be quite a lot of us guys who actually enjoy talking to the ladies we meet and getting to know them somewhat, and consider that to be good use of the time we're paying for.

I will reiterate...not all of us have a regular, calendar counting type of menstruation. Nor do all of us have any warning signs of it's impending arrival. This could make for an uncomfortable or unpleasant experience (one I have not yet gone thru, touch wood) so bear in mind that the lady may not have been trying to deceive!

Yes, this should be an easy one. I do not book while menstruating, or at least I will explain I am only available for massage and happy endings for the next 3 days. There are times however, a lady may think they are done the cycle.... and wham! It may start again from all the action. Or perhaps just started?

I've never offered 15 minute appointments and can't imagine ever doing so--it's just not my style at all. I only offer half hour meetings to established clients, and that doesn't happen very often. But if I were to consider this, I would be concerned about volume and its implications. I work in a very discrete setting and attract no attention here. But if I were to have many clients coming and going throughout the day, I think discretion could become more difficult!

They are offered for one reason , and that reason is money.... There are a lot of men who come to an end very quickly, and cannot go another round, I believe these are catered to these type of men.... I myself, do not offer these 15 min dates, because: 1)Too rushed, makes me uncomfortable and kinda sorta attracts clients that are cheap, sorry to offend, but thats how I feel-Plus, I am positive, there are many guys who try and take advantage, who go over the 15 mins....Would not like to deal with that.. 2) The wonderful regular clients that I have would be very turned off if I was offering these kind of sessions-I would hate to deter any clients that would actually want to spend quality time with me, due to them being turned off by my 15 min specials