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Hi, our names are numerous. When you arrive, you will find a woman who is impeccably coiffed and meticulously made up. We will be stylishly dressed including sexy lingerie and killer heels. We will greet you with a dazzling smile and a warm embrace, make you laugh and think. Having the ability to put you at ease, we can hold a conversation & discuss a myriad topics. You will be seduced with intense passion. We will be sexy, sassy or even slutty. You will be treated like the most important man in the universe. You will be told you that you are handsome, that you are intelligent, that you are a great lover. As we say our farewells, you will be told that it was a fabulous time; the best time ever. This does not mean that anything beyond a paid arrangement should be expected. You were given what you wanted: the fantasy! Hello again, our REAL names are "Private " And we are mothers, wives, girlfriends, sisters, daughters, aunts, nieces, cousins. We clean the house, do the laundry, get PMS, don't wear make-up, walk around in sweats and bare feet. Sometimes we get stressed out, are in bad moods, cry, rage, bitch, have bad breath upon waking, drool and maybe even snore when asleep. We sweat when exerting ourselves, get dirty when we garden, are bulldogs when discussing our beliefs. And THIS is what you would get for free! So....to all you gents who think that they would like to get to know us off the clock, we are the same as your current wife, girlfriend, lover and like any other woman, we all have many flaws... just remember.....you are paying to NOT see them! And you KNEW the rules before joining the game so please don't expect to be able to change them, not should you try. Keep the fantasy intact!

Perhaps ladies are posting over and over again because these situations come up over and over again I know there have been threads on dating and falling in love with SP's, I kinda get a chuckle out of them because I thought this was an escort site, not a dating site. Maybe this post was in response to those threads, and maybe the ladies encounter this sort of situation regularly Imagine how awkward and difficult a situation it is for a lady if a client says he has fallen in love and wants to date a SP. And Meg didn't post anything as a guide, or as etiquette. Her thread was a positive post on what the ladies provide for us gentlemen, and positive on this lifestyle. It wasn't bashing or criticizing anyone...how it got construed as a negative I don't know. It was a positive reminder on what this lifestyle is, a positive, fun no strings attached encounters But my guess, if less situations came up time and time again, you'd find less and less of these posts...but Meg did spin it quite positively, and in no way was it a negative. In fact it could almost be seen as a celebration of the ladies and the companionship they provide RG

PORT ST. LUCIE, Florida -- A teenager is recovering after police say he shot himself in the penis and testicle while cleaning a gun he just bought. It happened Thursday morning at a home on the 200 block of Verada Street in Port St. Lucie. Police say 18-year-old Michael Smeriglio first lied to police saying someone shot him while he was walking down the street. After being questioned by police he admitted to accidentally doing it himself. Doctors say the bullet went through his penis, his left testicle and then lodged itself in his thigh. Smeriglio told police he bought the gun last month at a party. While police were investigating at the home where it happened, they discovered marijuana in the house. That led to the arrest of the homeowner Joseph Lamar James, 22, on drug charges.

A very special thanks to AngelaofOttawa for taking the lead in organizing the Ottawa Fall 2012 social! A great venue, and great company!!! And thanks to everyone who attended to make this a success!

Well, it looks like I have ruffled some feathers and that certainly wasn't my intention. Let me try one more time. I agree that this can be a problem and I said as much in the first sentence of my first post. And it is in the right section, I guess. And its very artfully put. My point is that some of these posts seem to have to sound less like guidance for newbies and more like "complaints of the week." (smile) If there's enough of these types of posts, they do provide warnings/guidance for clients (a good thing), but if the same ladies are posting these over and over again, it might have a negative effect on how a newbie (or any client, for that matter) might perceive them. That's all. Maybe its a subtlety thats lost on other folks, or maybe its more about how cerb has changed over the years. Or maybe I'm nuts. But as a guy who (I think) has always had a pretty good reputation around here over the years for watching out for our ladies, I thought I'd mention it. PS ... I dont know why the "boobeyes" (smile) above are appearing ... I didn't add them and I cant figure out how to remove them.

This could definitely be an open and spicy experience, if the orifice is wide open one could be dining not only on nasty bacteria, but also yesterday's corn. But, or should I say butt , whatever floats your boat!

That really sucks and certainly not in the good way!!!!

When people think that no means yes

Doesn't do so much for me oddly enough. Usually, I'm pretty open & enjoy spicy experiences. This one doesn't hold much appeal. Go figure. No negatives from me for those who partake though.

The awesome Kylie Daniels, with thanks. I can't wait to meet her. :)

I don't think many woman are terribly comfortable letting you go down both in the same session, as I think they are afraid of transferring germs from the anus to their kitties, and think you'll find most frown on fingers in both. So if you like to rim, make sure they are aware before you go there, and they might want you to clean up before going elsewhere.

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I have had the pleasure of Claire's company several times; my first visit with her a year ago when she used to be at Paradise. Why did I wait a year to recommend Claire? Well, first, I usually like to keep my experiences to myself and second, (and I'm only half kidding here) I was under the misconception that if I kept quiet, I could keep Claire all to myself. Well the secret has been out for quite some time (judging by the countless great reviews) and I figured I would join the choir singing her praises. I don't what to gush...but there is no other way to proceed....she is sweet, sexy, seductive, charming (I could go on) and she always makes you feel like a king. Every visit with Claire is a treat....several times she had me shaking with laughter (she has a great sense of humour) and other times she simply had me shaking. She is the complete package: she is gorgeous (a 10) and she is someone you would want to have as a good friend because she is so easy to talk to. I am not a young man, but every time I leave her, I feel twenty years younger. She is that special and talented. Claire is always a priority whenever I am in the Ottawa area and I am always crushed when our schedules can't match up. In my humble opinion, she is simply the best.

I don't think that either the world or the people in it have become much worse. But the world has become much smaller, with two consequences that lead to a greater perception of it. Firstly, we now encounter far more people than we did back in the days when many would have been born, lived and died in the same community. That means that it's easier to flee a bad reputation. The unethical can screw a few people over and move on in a way that simply wasn't possible in the past. I don't think that means that more people are dishonest than before... just that we're likely to run into more of them. Secondly, communications have become much better, and we're all under the microscope a lot more. We hear about crimes on the other side of the country (or even the other side of town) that we wouldn't have known about in the past... and the reaction is to lock our doors and keep our kids inside. And politicians find it harder to get away with the kind of back-room deals and nepotism and old-boys networks that have always existed. We find out about it, these days, whereas in the past we just didn't.

For my first post I would like to express my appreciation to the contributors here.I have been logging on and enjoying the opinions,help and advice that is available for a few months now.Up till now I was content to be an occasional lurker since the chances of me visiting the areas where most of CERB's activity happens was remote. Times change however.I am now booked for several meetings in Ottawa this fall/winter. It is an exciting opportunity to visit with a whole new group of lovely ladies. So I will be using this forum now for some "serious research".I hope to be visiting some of the downtown ladies very soon. Regards Billac

Julie Chen calls Shane a knucklehead :) http://insidetv.ew.com/2012/09/14/big-brothers-julie-chen-shane/

Basking in after social glow! lol I really enjoyed myself last night!

Yup, the boat sold today :-( going to miss her Probably 2-3 years buy another boat But from the proceeds of the sale, I went to the bank, paid off my line of credit :-) Better yet, there is enough money left over that something very special will take place this November So mixed feelings yes, but over the tears now LOL and feeling pretty good all in all RG

I have lived most of my life in a very small town and still belong to the same church. At the entrance to the church office there is an enclosed alcove where we could sneak out of the weather and partake of the herb. That was decades ago,but recently they started finding used rubbers and syringes almost every morning. Now the alcove has a locked door, and all existing locks doubled as well. Sad commentary imho.

Another beautiful set of pics from Claire Aldridge in costume...Seriously beautiful http://cerb.ca/vbulletin/album.php?albumid=5845

Were there ever such days? After age 4, I mean? (And even then there was an agenda -- we just couldn't possibly be aware of it.) I knew very few people who are completely honest, and very few people who are out for themselves and screw everybody else. Just about everyone I know falls somewhere in the middle, and I try to spend time with the more-honest people among them.

It's unfortunate that you see it this way. I, on the other hand, see this as a very positive and realistic statement in view of some of the threads that have brought up the subject of "feelings" for an SP. I believe that I have expressed the thoughts of many ladies and did it in a kind but true fashion. You are free to take from it what you will but my intent was very positive.

Very well said Meg. A post that gentlemen should read when they are posting or think they are in love with a lady. They are 99.9% of the time in love with the fantasy/illusion the lady brings to an encounter. Just as gentlemen, while on their best behaviour in an encounter couldn't sustain it (by that I mean everyday a gift, a tip and so on) a lady can't maintain the fantasy everyday for a man. Seeing ladies is rewarding, it is both social and sexual, you may even develop friendships (within this lifestyle) and what is done is appreciated, well at least by me (don't want to speak for anyone else) But most of all it is no strings attached, and uncomplicated, or should be Again, good post Meg RG

I also have an iphone with rogers, the phone is user friendly and rogers has reasonable 3G service in most of Canada with the exception of Saskatchewan! If you go with the older model the phone is free and rogers does have some good plans for around $70

I had my first shift back yesterday and only recognized one dancer too. Not sure what's up, but that's some high turnover!

Yes auto repost goes up in most cities, between midnight and one AM To counter that, I put my schedule right in the ad. When that didn't work, I now put my hours right beside the phone # in the ad :) That so far seems to be working.

people that do not respect my privacy. Yes I do have profile on other social medias website. Do not go and comment on all of my pictures calling me Malika. My personal life. fuck off.

Well it had to happen, chunks of my thick head of hair were falling out due to the chemo, (wish the fat on my tummy would do the same), so did the deed. Went down to the wood (versus going down on the wood!) with a #2 buzz cut. I've never felt the rush of the wind on my scalp before, a bit like having sex outside, pulling out, taking the condom off and having a cold breeze hit you!! Looks weird, feels weird, but at least I am still here to complain!! Hope all are having a great day. Hugs and kisses and lots of licks to all. tL

Caligula RG

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I've watched the vote on both boards closely. This is a trixie dilema for many reasons; the main one for me are my ability to continue to earn an income in the event one of these occurs... 1. INCURABLE -Herpes 2. INCURABLE -Gonorrhea 3. SILENT-Chlamydia 4. INCURABLE-AIDs/HIV I don't have an issue with a gentleman having a preference but I prefer that I, as a provider, have the opportunity to get to know a guest before I am forced to make a decision. And it is "forced" as I was trained to always provide the safest service - ALWAYS - so anything uncovered is going against years of conditioning and brings concern to my mind. There are few sterotypes that we can constructively work against, STI/STD transmission is one of the ones that we can stand proud on being untrue with statistics to back it up. I do understand the preference and on this board I expected the results seen in the poll. I genuinely wonder how many men will enjoy it with the outbreaks that are surfacing. I know everyone has read the articles on the newest strain of untreatable gonorrhea that is currently under scrutiny; spreading globally and certainly wouldn't enjoy explaining how their SO ended up with chlamydia now that she is hospitalized with raging infection in her girlie regions and she is now sterile. Mitigating risk is an essential part of this business and I have concerns about the disregard most have for the health and well being of their providers vs. their own pleasure. I also am surprised at the nonchalance shown about the hobbyists own health given the fallout of incurable STD's. I've copied and pasted my response to this thread from the other board. What I would like to add is that if someone isn't in a relationship, contracting one of these will certainly alter your ability to get involved in the future. I have a seen it personally with acquaintances and it's not pretty finding someone who will overlook herpes or gonorrhea... cat

Claire Aldridge, looking phenomenal in her new album http://cerb.ca/vbulletin/album.php?albumid=4708

Well Georgiana inspired me as the super sexy lingerie queen to change my ways and instead of my hands getting dirty and oily and manly, I now use them as sexy lingerie ;) I have cloned and have 3 sets now so if duo partners Nathalie and Gabby need my hands on their boobs too just ring dingle me Gia ;) PS.... they don't come in pink...sorry