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I know an: exotic dancer who likes to dfk and has no facial peircings ,in downtown ottawa or east end clubs for thursday nov 1st after 5pm But unfortunately she only works until 4:30. Sorry about that. I'm sure you'll have no problem finding someone thou, especially with so much notice.

Some of the best clients I have gotten from cerb never post. Enough said.

Brokeback Mountain scares me

Yes an invitation..... we should try the Lay-over first :D then we can see if you can cook.........and if I can take out the garbage....you know white picket fence stuff......then practice the layover again a couple more times and if all works out we can make it permanent ;)

Strongly agree with this observation. There are cities where, in order to attend at a club having beauties of the sort quite typical of Barb's dancers, really significant outlays are required just to get seated in the place. Twenty plus dollar cover charges, five dollar mandatory coat check plus a tip for the coat check lady, two or three drink minimum with $10 Cokes and $15 beers ($18 for imported) etc. and so on and so forth. Barb's at its best really is a gem and very much worth supporting.

Being supported through a difficult isssue by my lovely lady friends on this board. Thank you one and all that responded and especially for my special PM's. Its really appreciated and I love you all! Katherine xoxo

Thought this could be fun, for us food passionate people! Every dinner I make I try to create flavor, presentation, healthy balance, color, and at times a new challenge. Tonight's dinner is: Scallop and shrimp skewers. Dressed red pepper, mini portabello, Spanish onion, zucchini. Brushed with olive oil and herbs then straight to the BBQ:) Served with wild rice, with mixed lentil! So what's for dinner tonight??

I searched for a thread on this topic and surprisingly couldn't find one, and it's definitely one that (sadly) needs to be addressed. Lately, I have been hearing some appalling things from ladies I speak to: and that is, some gentlemen have been sharing information about ladies location. I am just floored that someone would think this is information to share. Where a lady works from, whether it is an apartment/condo/house/hotel, is information that should always remain private. If you see a lady in an apartment/condo, and happen to have seen another lady in the same building: it's NOT your business to tell either of them that the other lady is in the same building as they are. If you see a lady in a hotel where you've seen others: it's not your business to tell her that 'so-and-so lady' also works from that hotel. If your buddy works close to a lady, and you want to recommend her: maybe say that she's works very close...but do NOT say 'Hey she works in the building right next to you!' Many women work out of their home. This is their private life. And even if they rent a separate work apartment, or work in a hotel, it is not up to you to disclose this information to anyone, ever. Telling other people puts her safety at stake. And could put her in compromising or embarrassing situations. The ONLY way you should know where a lady works from is when she tells you herself. Please, always remember what business we are in. Discretion is the ultimate key to happy, safe, encounters. There is never a need to share someone's personal information with others. Thank you.

Getting a much need and very appreciated massage by a special person. Thank you, so much.

I found it http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/forumdisplay.php?f=73

Alright, I have to ask. What is this Eastern Canada stuff? I turn on the radio or TV to the CBC national news and I hear about this massive storm that may hit Eastern Canada. Geeze, I was getting worried as I remember Hurricane Juan! Upon further investigation I see that they are talking about Southern Quebec and Ontario.?????? I thought that was Upper Canada or Central Canada? What are we here on the East coast? The far east? Insignificant? A Canadian footnote? Does Canada stop at the Quebec - New Brunswick border? That's OK though, I will figure it out. For me, I love the Maritimes and Atlantic Canada and if we are Canada's best kept secret that's good with me. By the way, if the big storm in Eastern Canada is making you nervous come this way and enjoy the lovely fall weather. My B&B could be open. My good natured vent for the day. :) Good luck to you all in Central Canada.

I was downtown this morning stopped at a red light. I have a banana for breakfast every morning and eat it on the way to work in the car. I always peel the skin flat and lay the inside facing up, on the center console break the banana into pieces and lay it on the skin, so I can eat it while I drive. I got it all done before the red light changed so a grabbed the first piece and put it in my mouth. At the same time I turned my head to see a LE sitting in the next lane over at the same red light. The officer had a very stern look on his face and his window start rolling down. All of a sudden he bursts out laughing and same window starts rolling back up. After couple of seconds, I smile back. Once I figured out he thought I was looking down at my console to long , thinking I was texting until he saw me pop the banana in my mouth. This was funny and way better than a ticket, it made my morning.

I just happened to see Sydra's ad today which reminded me that another recommendation is overdue. I last posted a recommendation for this angel this past May. Since then, I have seen her a few more times. I think it is time I post again to let the cerb community know what keeps me going back to see this beautiful woman. In her ad, Sydra describes herself to a "T". That is, she is what she professes to be in her ad. What I can't agree any more with is how the experience gets more sensual and intimate as she gets to know you more with each session. Everything about Sydra is amazing as you can see in the other recommendations from other members. I don't need to repeat any of it...but I do endorse all of it. I remember the first time I saw Sydra, I knew within 10 minutes of that session that I would want to see her again and again. Be careful gentlemen of cerb...It will only take you 10 minutes to fall in love. Treat her well folks and if you do get lucky enough to see her, tell her I said hello. Cheers to all.

Sounds like there was a good reason why someone would wonder. The more interesting question is why you didn't think someone would wonder?

On the other hand some "Like to look at a menu" While others may choose the "Whole meal deal" for about the same price;) Just sayin... pending on how many dances you will have or your choice of your day/night time entertainment. Myself I enjoy going out every two weeks, have a peak then head to casino, last time Bridgette brought me very good luck :) I will have to go see her again, and get her to rub more of her good luck charm on me :) Miss ya Bridgette :)

Hey Guys, I am working tonight till 9pm if you are unable to make it tonight, i am also working tomorrow (Wed 9-4) and Thurs 9-4. For those who don't know me, I offer a very sensual massage and super hot body slides. I am also rated one of the top ma's in Ottawa !! Im tall (5'8 ) slim athletic body type, light brown hair and exotic dark brown eyes. I am personable easy going and a lot of fun to be with Come see for yourself hehe Call the spa or msg me to book your appt xoxo Jordyn

Good afternoon, Just wanted to say a big thanks for a great time in Halifax, sorry I had to sneak away early due to the storm, but Ill be back soon. Dorinda it was great to catch up.... xoxo Emily

If you like post #1195 on this thread, here's her video!!! Spinner alert:) Oops you have to sign in at youtube to watch this. It's worth watching.

I think this is a very literal translation of the rules. I believe you should have the expectation that she will tell you about any change in the restrictions she may have adopted since the last session, and not expect you to know about them. But if she does tell you that she can't do something that was on the menu earlier then the old adage "no means no" applies. So accept it gracefully as she may have a good reason, and I don't think this could be considered an assault

I'll add to the chorus of frustration. Of course, Central Canada properly is Manitoba ... since Winnipeg is virtually in the geographic center of the country. But it does irk me to hear Ontario and Quebec referred to as Eastern Canada. I think, however, it may be a politically correct reaction against that part of the country calling itself Central Canada, as in the center of it all. Still, the Maritimes and Atlantic Canada need to make a return to our geographic lexicon. Porthos

I have to agree with Emily J, I'm a big fan of David's Teas as well. forever nuts is awesome and if you eat oatmeal you can actually sprinkle that on your oatmeal afterwards. they have a chocolate peppermint tea, which is also really good

The first question I have to ask which you have NOT cared to provide a specific answer to is WHY you are asking these questions? And why do you feel the need to know? Are you a journalist? Are you writing a book and need material? Or do you just have guilt issues with seeing SPs who are in relationships and/or those who have children? With the personal questions you are asking on an internet forum and SPs here not wanting to answer, why would she tell you point blank when asked in person? With the way you are acting right now, I would be scared too if I were the SP that you visit! And just to speculate here, if she felt open enough with you to tell you the truth about her life, she would have told you little details here and there. It's only natural when you feel comfortable in someone's company. Obviously there are reasons why she hasn't. She very may well see you as a threat. I've had one client in particular trying to do this as even went as so far to get my license plate but I really don't care. Equally important, I know enough pertinent details about him and I stopped seeing him because of certain tendancies like this. No escort likes secret agent/creep/stalker clients who feel that it's their mission to find out everything about them because they happen to take a liking to them. SPs definitely can get vibes from clients and feel them out. I have clients that I don't feel threatened by and they know a few things about my personal life. Others know nothing so what does that tell you? I am also not dating these men so this info is out of bounds if I don't care to share it. And this is where the line is drawn in the sand. I am under no obligation to disclose my personal details. And your job is very different than mine where you do the opportunity if you choose to be open with coworkers/clients about yourself. And why would an SP send you a PM with her personal private details instead of posting it here? And please don't send me a PM. Why would she even give you that info? It is posts like this that make a lot of SPs use cover stories and alot of reasons why we are viewed as being dishonest instead of being able to be ourselves. We do not post details about our private lives if we don't want to because it doesn't apply to the service we're offering. We're providing a fantasy and real life relationships and children basically ruin this fantasy. And we don't want to be put in an uncomfortable postion either. No one wants to hear how many kids you have when you're in the middle of something hot and heavy. The SPs that are professionals know NOT to do this. I really don't think you're going to get the answers you're looking for from SPs here or the SPs you see. And yes, your questions are inappropriate whether you'd like to believe it or not. This is one of the rules of etiquette in this business and the info you're looking for again is on a need to know basis. I don't need to know if clients are married, how many children they have, etc and vice versa. As long as I provide a good service, they have a good time and I get paid is all that is really important. This is the way this business works. Educating yourself on the protocol of a business that demands discretion can go a long way. )

I've been mulling over whether to start a thread on this or not. On one hand it is somewhat personal, but this has had a major, positive change on the quality of my life, and maybe it can help someone else To start off with, I have a medical condition requiring prescription drugs. One of the drugs was discontinued and replaced with another drug. The side effect of this new drug, well erections were hit and miss, mostly miss And it's not an understatement to say that if I don't these prescriptions, it is almost a life and death decision, and no, I'm not being melodramatic ED drugs (viagra etc) I can't take. I was originally told by my doctor it's because of my prescription, but later, he told me that because of a history of strokes in my family, ED drugs can't be prescribed. I basically resigned myself to living with erections hit and miss But awhile back Soleil posted about l-arginine. And thank you so much Soleil. I did some research, went to my doctor, he checked, no interactions with my prescription and recently I got the ok to use it. What l-arginine does is help circulation amongst other things, including to the penis. And it doesn't have all the negative side effects as viagra My specific case may not be the same as someone else's, but if someone on CERB has a ED problem, and the usual drugs can't be used, check into l-arginine. And ladies, if you have a client in the same predicament, let him know. I know it has improved the quality of my life. L-Arginine can be purchased in stores selling supplements, like GNC. If this helps but one person, the post is worthwhile. It has certainly improved the quality of my life, more than one can imagine RG

steak and potatoes...mmmm. nothing beats a nice steak on a grill.