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Thinking of those serving our country and those who have served-we thank and honor you.

Well, HD66, I can only say that your public posts are very revealing. You haven't been on this site long enough maybe to understand why both the sps and the clients use this site, as opposed to review sites. On this board or behind the scenes, there is no reason to tell anyone at all about services that are not advertised, especially if they are not offered to all. There is in fact a very good chance this reliable source is lying to you, whether it is you providing the info or receiving it. You say you book based on back room information, but the sp herself did not offer, advertise nor agree to have the info shared, but you will expect to receive it when you show up, otherwise you wouldn't book her based on her advertised services, only the rumoured ones? And you don't see the conflict in that, plus you want to justify not just doing it, but expecting others to agree lol. Every time someone tells another potential client about an sp providing services she doesn't want known publically, or doesn't want to be asked about or doesn't want to have to provide to everyone who shows up, they are telling those guys her wishes are unimportant. They are telling her that he is indiscreet and a gossip. It makes him unattractive as a client, and chances are if she finds out, and she will find out the minute guy #2 acting on info given to him by pm, contacts her and asks for or about it. It is really up to the client to do his own work, contact the sp and allow her to answer, privately and only 'first hand' what his real expectations on arrival should be. It isn't up to a 3rd person to disclose 2nd hand information about what he claims happened. We have no insight as to the circumstances around getting or not getting certain services, advertised or not. We don't know if they were coerced, tricked, paid extra, freely offered, or even if they were offered or received at all. We don't know the source has an axe to grind, or is just super special and unique that he gets what others are denied.

Are you trying to creep people out?

this is not really a thread per say, but just wanted to say that zz top rock the nac last night. these guys are in there early sixties and had more energy then some younger bands i saw in concert. one of the best rock shows i've seen. this little band from texas sure made my night, one hell of a rock show.

Snow tires vs All-seasons is probably going to be a never ending debate and all I will do is share my experience. For many many years we used all-seasons exclusively and one winter for whatever reason we moved to a true snow tire. The difference was like night and day. The next time we changed we went to studded snow tires and the difference again was even more striking. From personal experience I am a confirmed snow tire advocate. I live in a rural area however with a lot of snowfall and icy roads and probably 95 % of my driving is on the highway. As for brand of tire I generally like Michelin but with tires this may be a place where the old adage of, "You get what you pay for," is true.

Gegefatale posted a hot list of positions for us in a recent thread- Thank you! I've included it here for you all to see. The idea is to find out what position the ladies would find the most pleasurable out of the four. If you want to share any great experiences I know many of us would love to hear about them. PS: I made this poll multiple choice, so If you choose "All of the Above" please select a favourite as well. Riding the North Face Click this bar to view the full image. Riding the South Face Click this bar to view the full image. Eve's Ecstasy Click this bar to view the full image. Under the Sink Click this bar to view the full image.

A girl from my past has returned. After a rather tumultuous time (far longer than I wish to admit), I distanced myself from her, and we didn't talk for months afterword. Our last interaction was cordial, pleasant actually, but under no circumstance did I give her the impression that I even wanted to be simple friends. I know she's trouble, and for once I am certain without a doubt that I deserve more then her involvement in my life in any manner, I cannot shake this feeling that I'm going to let her in again. She was the first girl I would've done anything for, the one person I sacrificed so much for. I hate this feeling of being illogical.

A Truly mythical creature! http://cerb.ca/vbulletin/album.php?albumid=6183 Lovely! SNS724

Welcome. Not to sound unfriendly or rude, but that's the second 'you will all die' joke you've made. I can with certainty for myself, (and maybe a few others) the whole death comments are rather unsettling. So maybe lay of that topic till you're more settled in (or completely)

Voilà! Riding the North Face Riding the South Face Eve's Ecstasy Under the Sink Ouf! It feels hot all of the sudden...

After a nice encounter, while saying our good byes, being told by the "gentleman" that, even though he reallllllly enjoyed spending time with me, he won't be writing a review/reco for me because if he did, his online buddies would no longer trust and respect his opinion(s) of the ladies on the board(s). ????????? Why even bring it up in the first place? It's not like I even mentioned Cerb, any other board or reviews/recos...

It's very unusual that so many men ask each other for rates and restrictions, and then try text booking you, without any questions and feeling that a brief call before arrangments are finalized to be an inconvenience. If you guys want to know what experiences we offer and our rates, the best person to contact is always the woman in question. That way you don't end up misled by 2nd hand information. And seriously, if you recieve services above or beyond what a lady advertises DO NOT THINK IT OK to brag about it through pm. She didn't offer you more so you could promote it for her. If that were the case, she would do this herself. Unless you are able to vouch for each other's personality, and hygiene, this is extremely inconsiderate. I have to say This board is refreshing from many others as I dont like being put down for not doing things which I'm not comfortable, or told how I should be doing things. Frankly, if those who say these things know the best way to be an sp, i say go for it.... I feel woman who become jaded and provide poor service is due to the constant complaints made about everything from the services she chooses to not provide, to her rates, looks, hours, assumed length of time between appointments, her pet(s) hobbies and assumed or rumoured personal interests and or lifesyle etc. Perhaps we don't wish to be picked apart and tormented for these things and many other's after selecting who we thought was a gentleman to be intimate with us. As is always stated to me on other erb board, if you don't like the way this board chooses to respect providers as human beings, then you have the choice not to participate. Pushing to change rules of a mutually respectful board which doesn't treat the ladies as unwelcome outsiders is simply not ok. There are plenty of places this already happens, please leave the one place us ladies are aloud to speak on behalf of ourselves, and share our prefrences to these matters to be what it is. Positive thoughts and attitude make for much more positive encounters and communications for all parties involved. Posted via Mobile Device

Had the opportunity to spend some time yesterday with Ms. Manda and all I can say is I had a wonderful time and plan to repeat. Manda not only is incredibly sexy and very pretty , she takes her time with you and makes sure you are having a good time. Very sensual in her way and greeted me in a very sexy lingerie outfit. Smoking hot body and she knows how to use it. Without going into details, because as they say "YMMV" I left with a smile on my face and a lot less "tension" in my body. When the deed was over Manda spent a few minutes with me cuddling and caressing and we engages in some great conversation. I plan to see MSManda again as soon as I can. :)-

Tea time or noon tea? One for the geeks: THEORYTHEORYTHEORYTHEORYTHEORYTHEORYTHEORYTHEORY

RG, you don't really need a CD player, just use your Galaxy Note to store music on. I use to have an mp3 player and now just use my phone. I can store music and stream on my phone if i like (make sure you have the data for streaming though). If you have music on your PC then simply drag and drop to the phone...even Itunes music, if you use it. All you would really need would be a speaker or maybe use the speakers on the TV and just require an audio cable.

Was just going to open a thread about this actually. Just a reminder and an fyi if anyone is interested. I've been going for the last two years, and it is humbling to say the least. I've taken immense pride that I can call myself Canadian now. And while I abhor war, I have immense respect for the individuals who selflessly act on the orders of this country. I hate whenever there is a convoy of cars going down the 401 signalling another loss, but I'm always in awe that Canadians line up on bridge after bridge for hours to pay their respect. I thank the women and men who have fought for Canada. Your bravery is inspiring. National Ceremony of Remembrance, 11 a.m. War Memorial, located at Elgin and Wellington intersections. A parade of war veterans and pipers will march from Cartier Square Drill Hall toward the War Memorial. The ceremony begins at 10:30 a.m. at the War Memorial. Wreaths will be laid by dignitaries, along with veterans and representatives of the Armed Forces, followed by a moment of silence at 11 a.m.. For other events around Ottawa

This one time at band camp...

Corporate downsizing? 12:00T

My number 1 priority this Christmas is to make my Mom's day as happy as possible. I lost my Father this year and she lost her Husband of 40 years. It's going to be different but we have each other. I love the time before the actual day to get together with dear friends and enjoy the entire month of December. It's a magical and happy time of year to see everyone enjoying the hustle and bustle in the malls, the lights, the tree's and hopefully snow. I've always loved this season.

a little about me... My name is Jessie Brown, i'm a french girl and I just moved to Ottawa about a month ago. I'm from a small town so everything is new to me here. I want to meet new people, have fun and enjoy my time here I Have a Stripper background and i have experience in erotic massage as well. I hope you will come see me to get to know me better. Thats why im going to keep a bit of mystery I will be working in a nice spa in Ottawa, you can contact me to know the location anytime. I'm a really classy girl, with a nice personnality, service will be A+ at all time, i garentee you that you are going to come back and back again The rendez-vous..... The shower is mendatory before our session, if u didnt take one at home right before u come to see me, i request your honnesty and take one when u arrive at the spa. Top notch hygiene = top notch service The donation have to be pay in advance if i dont know you The donation.... (in room fee and package for 30, 45 and 60min) Option at 60$ : Full time massage I keep my clothes on You will leave with a smile Option at 80$ : Full time massage Top less (underwear on) You will leave with a BIG smile Option at 100$ : Half session Massage (or more if u want) Full Nude session Body slide Back and front Booty shake (I'm a pro) Shower together Reverse Massage Private dance in pole room (request it when u book plz) Hot tub fun (request it when u book plz) GFE massage all inclusive (Ask me detail) I'm really open minded You will leave with a BIG BIG BIG smile And you will want to come back garentee The contact..... Here's how to contact me : By pm here on cerb By email at [email protected] By call at the spa (ask me detail) By text on my cell phone at 438-863-8730 Schedule.... Contact me for location please new schedule friday 26th: 10-4pm saturday and sunday off monday:10-6:30 The Conclusion.... I hope you add a pleasure to read a little about me and about my service, If you have any question you can contact me Hope to meet you xoxox

Cristy, my general advice is that I have had good experience with Bridgestone and Goodyear. Both companies are having sales right now so this is a good time to be looking. For a more specific answer, there needs to be more detail such as what make and model car, is it high performance, is a quiet ride important, how long to do you intend to keep the tires. Winter versus All-Season? If you are going to do a lot of snow driving, Winter is lovely unless you don't mind having to push your car occasionally. As noted, however, you need to swap them for All-Seasons when the weather warms up. All-Seasons are generally sufficient for urban driving year round. This is a good primer on how to pick tires. The major manufacturers have tire selector tools on their websites to help you determine which tire is best for you. Generally, lower priced tires are a bit noisier and don't last as long. Bridgestone's selector is here. Goodyear's is here. Hope this helps and happy shopping!

It all depends where in Canada that you live. If you want good winter tires you can't depend on all season since they won't hold the road below -5 or -10 degree C but then again winter tires wear much faster above 10 degree C. Its a decision you must take when purchasing tires. If you live in Quebec it's the law to have winter tire from Dec. 15 till March 15.

PS: RoamingGuy, FWIW, get an iPod instead of a portable CD player. The truly teeny, $49 iPod Shuffle will hold several hundred songs; the iPod Nano will hold a couple of thousand for $150. Portable CD players at the Source are $30.

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A peaceful time and some time to be with family'll do. And world peace would be cool.

I'm wishing for a chance to see all my babies and for my car to be on the road!!! cat

The PM requests I have received, and the ones I have made, usually focus on adding additional details to give a fuller picture. For me, that's never gossip, and its never sharing confidential information. Lets take price for example ... lets say a lady doesn't post a price. It's highly possible that I will get a question about price or ask one, buts its definitely not about low-balling, it's about trying to determine whether that ladies price range is within the realm of reason because, frankly, a lot of guys would prefer not to have to ask and then say no. Usually its between well-established members of the board. I can't imagine that the guys here are going to share a lot of intimate details, and I suspect it's a lot like the communications the ladies have. It's completely unrealistic, on a "social" board like cerb, to not expect a fuller communication flow in private, and I agree with Horndog that there's nothing wrong with that. But it really isn't a big deal. And no, I'm not going to provide a lot of info to newer posters.

I found GR's post to be funny and my initial reaction was "not soon enough! Darwinism is dead!" As I've been following the thread, I was thinking about Darwin and the lack of natural selection now a days but wasn't going to comment as it can't be said nicely. I think I have an invisible tattoo on my forehead and my ass that reads... "Are you stupid? If so, I'm your girl!" They seem to coming at me from all directions lately... cat

Sounds like an inside job GIVE GIVE GIVE GIVE GET GET GET GET

I'll give that one a whirl... Scrambled EGGS? How about this... JANOB FR

It appears as if Il Re forgot to add his own puzzle so I will put in an easy one to get the day off right. GGES

When a client comes to visit me, I always insist that he shower before anything serious happens, and while he's in the bathroom, I tell him to hang his clothes on the hooks on the back of the door. If he leaves anything in the living room (such as his phone or wallet) I ask him to bring everything into the bathroom with him, and leave it on the counter or in his pockets. When he emerges from the bathroom wearing nothing more than a towel, I'm already in the bedroom waiting for him, and for the duration of the session, I never enter the bathroom until after he's showered and left. Simply put, I will never allow myself to be in any situation where I can be accused of theft. Nobody has ever suggested this, but I make sure that it's flat-out impossible for someone to make such an accusation. By ensuring I'm never alone with the gentleman's things, and ensuring he's put his belongings in a place where he can retrieve them immediately, I never have to be concerned about any awkward situations, and more importantly, I make sure that no gentleman ever forgets any of his belongings at my place. Whether it's a phone, wallet or wedding ring, if you brought it with you, then you're leaving with it - no exceptions. Sadly, the stereotypes of both clients and sex workers only serve to harm our interactions, and often place us in a position where trust is limited and suspicion is common. How ironic that an interaction requiring such a deep amount of discretion and trust on one level, is so lacking on another... Simply put, I use this method to ensure there's no way for anyone to ever suspect me of bad behaviour, just by ensuring there's never any opportunity. Much like Cat's use of her little box, my bathroom hooks give both my clients and myself the peace of mind of knowing we're both here for the right reasons, and any concerns we might have regarding each other's honesty are eliminated before they can arise. :)

Shouldn't be a problem getting mileage from any girl on any side of the river, from any club, for not too much money. If you don't get exactly what you're looking for from any girl within 2 dances, then leave the dance. Try somebody else.

Going to see ZZ Top tonight at the NAC. Yay! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iCsE_sYEZUE

Been a long time since this would be necessary to me but completed anyway :)

For what it's worth, even as an SP, I get lurkers asking me about other ladies. I usually send them a link the lady's ad and tell them since I've never been with them intimately, pretty hard for me to say how "good" they are, lol.

I've had a few questions from lurkers myself. My response is simply to repeat the SP's or MA's services as described in their Ad, or, simply claim amnesia & say I can't remember. I don't feel any sense of duty or loyalty to lurkers. I don't know who the hell they are or their motives. But, I'm kind of thinking maybe, as a courtesy, I should cc said SP or MA and make 'em aware about the query in case lurker contacts them. What do you think?

Please excuse my two strongly comments above. I can't edit my comments and never saw the repeat until it appeared. lol! I may just be shiplapped or tongue and grooved. :) Last purchase. Vitamin water.

Why do delivery people only ever show up when you are a) in the shower, b) making a 5 minute milk run or c) naked in the arms of a gentleman caller?

Hey Guys!! t yo Thanks for the great reviews :) appreciated for sure. I am new to all this and also enjoy doing it! I see people commenting on cleanliness... thats just who i am in my daily life lol ya gotta look and smell great REGARDLESS what your doing lol THANKS AGAIN Y'ALL Kisses Karena

Chicken thighs with onions and garlic and a jar of biryani paste. Diced in some green apples as we seem to have an overabundance. Yummy sauce for nan scooping.

Here's another. I had a client booked for his second visit. He buzzed up through the intercom where I clearly gave him my apt number. He seemed to forget it when he got to my floor and asked the neighbors what apt Erin lives in. They replied with who? These are neighbors right across the hall and I'm friendly with them enough that we know each others names. He came knocking but I didn't answer. I never saw him again after the indiscretion and let him know after he went home to ask me why I didn't answer my door.

My step father has been put on life support, this just happened late last night:( Hoping that this is just a few days, then will start to breath on his own....possitive thinking! I really hope so, as my Mother loves him dearly. He is frail man, not much to him. Hopefully his will to live is stronger than his body! Just wanted to share this, as I may be not availble for few days, time will tell:( I will remain at home for few days, but as the days go on, my Mother will need me to be there. Your possitive vibes will be felt!

I have done some reading on this thread and various threads today....Wowzers.....Kudo's to you ladies for dealing with all the BS, arrogance, ignorance and lack of sensibility that you do have to put up with from time to time !!! You all rock ! An expression that is not good for business.....but wouldn't we all like to say it on many occasions ?

Heating up a frozen pizza at your new apartment, only to have it burn. Then the smoke alarm goes off, at 10:30 at night. Twice.

Hi. To refer to face pics. I would reccomend to all service providers, especially new girls, please think twice. You may regret it. I did. It ruined my life for awhile, caused alot of problems. If you dont want to be a working girl forever, or if you want to have a professional career outside escorting, then dont. It is a taboo business, that is very frownef upon. It can get you in trouble with future employers, future boyfriends, family, your kids, the government. Face pics are incriminateing evidence that can be usef against you, ex boyfriends, courts, police, tax man, CAS.

Because, of course, everyone knows that SPs only ever become more hygienic overnight, when they're visited by the SP-cleaning-fairy (who is the tooth-fairy's cousin, btw) and given a thorough overhaul and tune-up while they sleep. It's nothing to do with soap and mouthwash and mundane stuff like that. Oh no.

Great topic MF and great additions bibbybob, I find that allot of ladies don't bother to even look at others scheduals before they tour. Some of us have dates posted on our calendars up to 4 weeks in advance so it is not like it is that hard to check prior to booking. In a business where we should all work together to benefit each other, it does not always work that way. Eventually, some of these ladies will learn to plan better and not just jump the gun on booking a trip. The good ladies will come back, even when it is quiet as a travelling lady can't always expect a busy trip everywhere all the time. Some cities can support a few touring ladies a month, as each lady bring something different to the table regarding experience, price,etc. There are more factors than just a lot of travelling ladies in a city in a month that can cause a ladies trip to be disappointing, but this is a business of living and learning and if you only look out for yourself you wont get very far ahead. After a lady has a few bad trips to a city that has interest in her, she will need to look back and find out why? And yes you can blame me for the influx of ladies, I have worked my ass of to get other ladies to enjoy in some of my favourite cities as I know that you gentlemen will enjoy their company as much as I do, if not more.

Ladies: Don't settle for an ordinary experience when we can have an extraordinary one together. Just imagine yourself with me....a tall early 40's man with a beautiful dark tan, manicured and pedicured who is ready to make your fantasy a reality. DOES THIS DESCRIBE YOU? -You are a woman -You only want an experienced man -You lack intimacy at home -You believe at this moment you would enjoy time with me ALWAYS A BOYFRIEND EXPERIENCE. You will be surprised how sexy and warm I am in person Why take a chance with someone else when you can have a man that is intelligent classy and sexy? You will be happy to know my goal is to make our experience together as genuine and memorable as possible. SO WHY WAIT ANY LONGER WHEN YOU COULD BE HAVING YOUR FANTASIES FULFILLED?