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I thought I would share something very personal with you all. I suffer from "retrograde ejaculation". This is also called "dry ejaculation". I was diagnosed with this condition just a few years ago. That is when I started hobbying. My condition is caused by a combination of factors. The first being high blood pressure medication, and secondly, subconscious anxiety and guilt about sex. I can masturbate very quickly with a normal ejaculation. But when I am with a woman I am like the energizer bunny -- I can go on for ever before I ejaculate inward. I have never been able to ejaculate with a women. (I have always used condoms) The anxiety issues may likely be caused by being molested twice as a child. (Once by a man and once by a woman). In my younger years this was devastating. The women thought I found them unattractive, not into them or the moment. This resulted in very short lived relationships. I went over ten years without sex or relationships until I was diagnosed with retrograde ejaculation. then I thought "WTF". And I started seeing escorts looking for companionship, hugs, cuddling and maybe some amorous time and possibly, however remote, a happy ending. I have had a few very understanding SP's who would see me on their week off (menstruating), thinking this might ease some of the performance anxiety. These would just be make out sessions including fellatio. I really enjoyed these times together. But no happy endings were found. I do get warm fuzzy's from the SP's from all that hugging, cuddling, and kissing. Practice makes perfect.... On goes the research - er -um - practising. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Retrograde_ejaculation

:biggrin: Additional Comments: Yes, they are mine ;)

My top 10 Pet Peeves... 10. Condo Corps special assessments because THEY screwed up. 9. People that don't leave a space the way they found it. Clean up after yourself please, I'm not a maid... 8. Doctors who think they know it ALL. 7. People who eat with their fingers and don't wash their hands after. 6. People that talk the talk but can't walk the walk. If you can't walk it, don't talk it. 5. People who use my stuff and don't put it back. You know who you are. 4. Assumptions. Don't assume anything about me until you actually know me. 3. Judgement, it just sucks on every level. 2. Drama or anything related to it. Life is what it is. and #1 is.... 1. Crazy! Not normal crazy but that bat shit, fuck your life up crazy that you have to change your name and move to get rid of!

1. It's a wonderful life 2.scrooge-with alistair sim 3.home alone

I love my Hitachi. Love. I'm also a fan of Lelo's line, and was recently gifted with some awesome Luna beads, hehe.

Looking deep within myself for some long, intense, and very reflective self-exploration.....and coming to the startling realization that......I'm really NOT too old to still think farts are funny!

There was this section in the Toronto Star online about people submitting stories about random acts of kindness that they received or witnessed. It was completely selfless, just an anonymous recognition to a person's good deed that went noticed. And yes, in a Disney sorta way, it was inspirational to just be that nicer person. So if anyone has seen one, please do share. I'll start it off from the tales of OC Transpo. On one occasion, I saw someone's tuque fall of someone's partially opened bag. A man sitting across the aisle, noticed it falling on the floor, picked it up and placed it on the man's bag without the owner noticing. In another bus trip, in a particularly packed bus, a woman in a relatively short skirt seemed to be frantically looking for something in her bags. A guy sitting across from her noticed something underneath her seat, way at the back and figured it was hers. He asked her if she was missing a glove, and then told her where it was. Now add the short skirt, the fact that the floor was pretty wet and nasty because of the rain water + dirt tracked in, and the hard to access location of the glove, and you get a very awkward situation. Without skipping a beat, the gentleman got down on his knees and grabbed it. When he got up, it was easy to see the stain on his pants, but he didn't seem to fret about it (he was casually dressed). Two stops later, he thanks the bus driver and leaves. So yeah, if you have any stories, doesn't need to be in a bus, just anywhere, feel free to share.

I hate to be blunt but the only way i can say it is I have been looking for a sp that is great at giving bjs. Most of whom I have seen cant deepthroat or dont get really into it. Are there anyone out there that loves to give head and can deepthroat?

Not what you were expecting , was it ? :) Happy Holidays to 'yall ! Additional Comments: I agree, it should be both! :)

As you can see, in your own answer lies the contradiction. She may have gone further for you, ... as well as for other clients, too? If she's gone further for other clients too, then that's not going further for you: that's just going her usual way! I've been in this hobby a long, long time, and there's no such thing as exclusivity in this business. There's nothing a girl does for you, that she doesn't also do for half-a-dozen other guys. I'm not saying this as a criticism of the girls, but just as a warning to some guys not to mistake it as a sign of love. The main reason a guy might want to try out other girls is simply because he will want to know if some other girl does something differently. He won't know unless he tries her. Also he won't know if there's even better things that can be had, unless he tries her.

Paying for sex...lol

They gave tickets out for the party about 1 month ago. Usually they give that kind of notice about their yearly party. Always around the first 2 weeks of Dec.

Lots of good points here. Just wanted to add in: Someone new to the biz sets a rate according to what they think the rates 'out there' are. Maybe they look at other ads, compare their bodies/ages to those ads, and say that if that one charges 250, then I am worth 300. In other words, new advertisers don't know what, according to clients, they are supposed to be charging for what they provide. Because also if they are new, a couple of things happen. They don't know the business, and don't know how to provide a decent session. They think 'it's sex, I've had sex so I can do this". They don't factor in that their clients will be a variety of people, and they have no clue how to screen them so they see everyone. Being new a lot of clients will contact them, so they are seeing a lot of people in one day. So they get tired, they get distracted that all their clients don't look or smell as good as they'd like to have in front of them, and their phone is ringing due to them being new so they see the $$ coming in hand over fist, so in their minds, they are doing everything right. Give it 3 or 4 months, when the phone doesn't ring as often, and a lot of guys do not call them back, and they will either quit or they will start spamming the ad section thinking that is the problem, or they will get a clue and realize that there are a number of things that make this a business not a party, and will take the steps they need to do. That might be a price drop, or an attitude change, or the ability to screen so they aren't saying yes to everyone, particularily people they may not click with. Also they may just be wary and nervous on first visits, and it is not a reflection of what they would be like on 2nd or 3rds.

People who get off the escalator and then stop immediately, looking around to figure out where they need to go. Hello, the rest of us are coming up behind you with no place to go. Porthos

Not exactly a "toy", but lately I have been enjoying my jacuzzi tub for extra orgasms ;) Oooh those jets! Combined with the heat of the bath... So intense! I can hardly walk after! Luckily, it's an ensuite tub and my bed is only a few feet away. Best way to end the day, ever! :D

Good afternoon My name is Jade and I specialize in erotic sexual massage. I am 21 years old and ready to rock your world. Long dark hair, dark eyes with a fit body. If your looking for a quite, discrete place to relax and forget about your daily stresses book and appointment with me and I promise you will be leaving happy and satisfied. Beat the cold with one of our Hot Tub sessions always a good time. List of my prices are listed below, and my schedule for this coming week. xo Schedule Monday- 9- 4 Tuesday- 9-4 wednesday- 3:30-11 Friday- 9-7:30 Schedule- TODAY: 3:30-9pm Rates- Single Massage 30mins: $55 45mins: $65 60mins: $80 45mins: $65 60mins: $80 Hot Tub Sessions 30mins: $70 45mins: $85 60mins: $100 Duo Massage rates also available upon request Location- Clean, cozy, discrete west end location Contact- To book an appointment please send me a PM. __________________

Assholes in the left lane who drive 20- 30 kms/hr below the speed limit and the speed up when you attempt to pass them.

Even as a seasoned escort I do occasionally encounter a client who steps over the boundaries or attempts to.. so I sympathize with your situation. It sucks.. especially when the client is much larger than yourself. It's such a delicate exchange/dance we engage in sometimes...How to set a boundary without changing the flow too much. Even if this fellow had 10 reviews stating an act or position or length of time of appt even never mind pms.. it NEVER entitles a person to the exact same experience. It takes two to tango. Unless you've bought yourself a blowup doll (or real-doll for 1000's more) it's always YMMV. I mean outside of the obvious.. not making it a bait-n-switch with regards to services. The first time for instance someone accidentally tries to slip it in the backway.. I make a joke.. (it's normally an accident) but if it happens again.. I will not think it's a joke and be direct and firm... make eye contact (or suggest we switch positions so it's not really an option) and confirm that that particular act is never on the menu for me :) But seasoned or not.. something that's never on the menu for me is a slap across the face.. and a client did that to me a couple months back. A colleague of mine has had the same experience out of the blue and with a totally different client! Nowhere was that advertised or talked about in Pm.. Sometimes people are just freaks. lol.. I can laugh about it now.. but I sure wasn't laughing at the time.. and I marched him out of my house with a heck of a lot of noise and definitely no refund.

Our friends to our south have the right to bear arms and we have the right to bare breasts! Thank you Gwen Jacobs and all women too!

Please who use the word "Your" when they mean to say "You are" ( You're).

Click this bar to view the full image.Click this bar to view the full image. Click this bar to view the full image. Hey guys, I am a sensual,happy,sexy french 20 years old cutie,5.5 ft tall,green eyes,black hair,34 D,120 pounds,soft tanned skin! I love my new massage job and I am looking forward to meeting all of you really soon! I am available ,Today 9-9and Sunday 10-9, Monday 3:30-9 Wednesday 3:30-11 Thursday 9-7:30 Friday 3:30-11 Saturday 9-7 Sunday 10-9 New sexy pics that I hope you love! http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/album.php?albumid=6259 I work at a beautiful spa in the west end of ottawa and we have nice in room showers and a hot tub for you and I to enjoy :lovers:

I've got a Fever! ...and the only prescription is... http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/719364/ MORE COWBELL!! ;) Gold-platted diamonds baa-bee!!

Exactly!! Just because a lady offers BBBJ doesn't mean every gent will receive a BBBJ and that is why all ladies IMHO should always make a point of saying "BBBJ is at my discretion". It can also be a determining factor if a lady will accept a gents requests for an encounter once she does her research and see who the gent has seen and any info on the ladies they have had encounters with, especially if they are a lady that "never says no". Just my thoughts on the subject.

You massage the girl, but you get too sensual and the girl gets pissed because she only wanted a massage, why does everything with you have to lead to sex, you have a big fight and stop talking to each other for the rest of the session. A true GFE massage.

Having dinner with Emily Rushton...

Loud breathing in my ear during a theatre performance. No, scratch that. Loud breathing in my ear. People who ask how you are and then keep talking (why did you ask?). When you have to beg for water at a restaurant.

i discovered that I'm a bit OCD when it comes to my windshield being clear...much so that when I'm driving as a passenger with someone else and they let it rain to the point of so many dropplets being on their windshield I actually kinda get nervous and kindly poke at them saying "umm...ya gonna use your wipers?" i know..I'm weird, lol (and its not my biggest pet peeve..but its one of em) oh...and people who stand on escalators blocking those walking ...its not a ride!

just posted a new album with some rather worn and torn stockings (don't worry boys...I've bought new ones since ;-))

Not every woman can do what we do. Which is why most of them don't. yes, we get paid more. But we also open the door and welcome a stranger into our personal space, and from the second they walk in we kiss them and treat them like they're our boyfriend. So anyone who is comparing this to another source of income, PLEASE stop. Because it's not the same. We charge a lot. Because we give a lot. We give you our bodies. If you can't afford it, that's unfortunate, but please dont try to degrade us/negotiate our rates/make assumptions about who we are and what we do with our money. What we choose to charge in order to give you the right to our most personal, intimate moments...well, that's OUR choice, whether it means we're going to charge you $50, or $5000. One thing to think about... if we DIDN'T make what we do, do you think we'd all still be doing it? I do my job because I love sex...AND because I like the money I make. If I made $10 an hour, I wouldn't do it. The money I make gives me the freedom to do what I love to do most.

I pay taxes just for your info. and I know a good amount of other SP that does the same.

Deciphering the OP's question (with the help of other posts, I'm slow LOL), all I can say is a lady should charge what she feels her time and companionship is worth. It is not for anyone else to say whether her rates are too high. It is also inappropriate to imply ladies don't pay taxes, or are seeing x number of clients a day, or know how much they make net a year. A person's annual income is his/her business, and no one elses. If you find a lady's rates too high for your budget, then see another lady. Or if you wish to see a certain lady who's rates are higher, but you do wish to see her, save up your money for a few months and then schedule an encounter. Remember, this lifestyle is a luxery, not a necessity. Some even call it a hobby. If you can't afford to see a lady, then don't. But don't begrudge a lady her rates. They are for the lady, and the lady alone to determine My two cents. RG

I think that one thing to keep in mind is that most providers who ask for a reference also have alternative screening methods if a reference isn't possible. So it's not quite the roadblock some have made it out to be. I would also say that it is not the case that providers who ask for a reference are not also paying attention to tone, manner, wording, etc. I do not believe most SPs substitute a reference for their own impressions, so I find it odd that it's presented as though there's this dichotomy - either she uses her gut or gets a reference. A reference isn't an excuse not to think for yourself. I'm sure most girls know that. But as to why they would be requested at all, I think that a very good explanation has been given already for why travelling providers use them, but I would also point out that references can be very helpful to someone new to the industry. It's fine to say that we can go by our gut alone, but generally it takes some experience to hone our instinct. Instinct is not some magical talent that some people have, it's not a sixth sense. It is data gathering and pattern recognition most of the time. It takes time to gather enough data to start spotting patterns and figuring out what sounds like a time-waster and who sounds like bad news. We've all interacted with people all our lives so we don't come at this with no data. But for most girls this is still a new way of interacting with people so they need time to learn. In the meantime, references are a second opinion that can help you figure out if your impressions are correct or not. I know that some people are proponents of the school of hard-knocks, but I think in this business the knocks can be pretty hard. For those who are not so new that continue to ask for references, I would simply say why not, if it has always worked for them? For many gentleman, obviously, it is not seen a hoop to jump through so there is no particular reason for them to change a working model. And, as I mentioned, most will offer to screen by more old-school methods if a reference isn't available. But honestly, the whole debate about references only applies to providers who do advance bookings. I don't see how a provider who takes short-notice bookings could ever be expected to contact and hear back from a reference in time. So I think there are just as many valid arguments to be made for not using a reference. I don't think anyone should be judged for using references, as though they are failing to use their own good sense and are making clients jump through hoops, nor do I believe it's ever fair to insinuate that a provider who doesn't require them is being reckless. I also believe that there are reasons a provider would choose not to give references as a policy. I won't go into them in detail, some have been mentioned, but I don't think it's really necessary to defend. CERB is very positive and I love that things can be discussed and debated but I get a bit frustrated, or maybe dismayed, to see people put down for their preferred (and effective) methods of screening a client.

I would like to nominate the delightful AmeliaMA--for her brilliance, wit, and gorgeous sexy ass ;) Check her out here: http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/member.php?u=59857

Although previously mentioned, there are no pics of her in this thread ... Now there is ;) This one is my favorites...but there are many, many other gorgeous pics of her in her albums, this album is my favorite : http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/album.php?albumid=5507

Since we're getting anatomical here :) Perineum: The area between the anus and the scrotum in the male and between the anus and the vulva (the labial opening to the vagina) in the female. The pleasures of the perineum! http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=387666#post387666 LOL

and I agree 100%; safety in all aspects should be paramount ESPECIALLY when a lady is inviting you into her private residence.

This thread created by Futileresistenze was absolutely incredible and I believe with recent events and issue us providers are in constant battle with, this thread also needs to be revisited and where it was not written by a provider I feel at times our concerns are taken to lightly but when a hobbyist brings attention to a situation, it can at times be given more thought, respect in some regards and not just disregarded. Just my thoughts from experience, Lexy

Don't know if already posted Brassirothesauriast (bruh-zeer-oh-thuh-SAW-ree-ast) - A person who collects brassieres or pictures of women wearing them. Amomaxia (AM-uh-MAX-see-uh) - Love-making in a parked car. Melolagnia (MEL-uh-LAG-nee-uh) - Amorous feelings inspired by music. Heptomacrophilia: People who want to f--ck Godzilla. Faunoiphilia (FAW-nay-FIL-ee-uh) - An abnormal desire to watch animals copulate. Snogging-(British informal) cuddle and kiss RG

Ablutomania Mania for washing oneself Agathism belief in ultimate triumph of good despite evil means Unclubbable Anti-social and solitary Flibbertigibbety This crazy-sounding word means flighty and a bit silly & wacky. Recumbentibus A knockout punch, either verbal or physical. Tarantism A disorder characterized by an uncontrollable urge to dance.

As an edacious (voracious and devouring) franion (a pleasure seeker) blessed with oxyesthesia (being extremely sensitive to touch), I sometimes go through phases of intense clinomania (an excessive desire to remain in bed) with my temporary lovers; it leads us to a saturnalian (wild and unrestrained, usually referring to a riotous party) intimate-naked-fun time! Haha! That was fun!

Pretty sure the OP was looking for info on who offers this, not on who thinks it's "yuck" or "nasty". If this is something you don't offer or are not interested in, fair enough, but then why even click on a thread entitled "Extreme Gagging" in the first place? A fetish is a very personal thing to many. And usually, not something one has very much control over. I feel that someone should be able to come to cerb (and to the "BDSM, Fetish, etc" section of cerb of all places) and inquire about a fetish openly without having to be told his/her fetish is gross, immoral, etc.....regardless of what it is.....assuming of course that said fetish is occurring between two (or more :p) consenting adults. Ye ol' cerb motto applies here. If thou shant have anything good or helpful to say, thou shouldn't say anything at all. That being said I'm also interesting in knowing who provides an extreme-ish DT (although for me personally, not to the point of puking). Additional Comments: You may want to inquire with Berlin about this. I haven't had the pleasure of seeing her yet and I'm not sure if she offers exactly what you're looking for. But on her website she quotes "messy/gagging blowjobs" as part of the fetish/submission services she offers. Like I said, I haven't met her yet but she's very reputable and has very good reviews. Considering the nature of the request it's probably a good idea to PM her or e-mail her first to determine if she offers exactly what you're looking for.

I just came across this thread today, and like many others I hit the Nominate button. Futileresistenze subsequently posted a thank you on my Guestbook, and pointed out that it was odd that so many people had nominated the post yet none had replied to it. So, this is an answer to that. Sometimes a message is complete enough that no further comment is required. I think the many nominations demonstrate that people agree wholeheartedly with what was written, and the lack of replies is simply an indication that people did not feel the need to add to what was said, or to contradict any of it. There were no questions involved, nor any invitations to provide other views, so there was nothing to reply to. That's a very good thing! In fact, I think the posting is a good candidate for being made into a "sticky" within this section. If you agree, let me know and I'll ask mod to do so.

I think the chief is using the example as a terrific case of fear mongering. It is highly unlikely that online ads will result in drug paraphenalia on people's lawns, but somehow he makes that connection lol.

Watch it every year!

I enjoy many old time Christmas movies but my 3 favourites are: 1) It's a Wonderful Life. 2) Alastair Sims A Christmas Carol 3) Miracle on 34th St.

It's a Wonderful Life is high on my list too. Finally, a good guy gets what he deserves in the end after spending his life putting others ahead.