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Christian Bale is not Batman. Morgan Freeman is not God. Angelina Jolie is not Lara Croft. Jane Smith from Nepean is not really the sultry Alotta Fagina, although like Batman, God and Lara Croft, she is a carefully crafted role executed to the highest standards. Men get to see the persona named Alotta Fagina because that is the entity with whom she is willing to share. Jane from Nepean remains cloistered. While Alotta lounges on a chaise wearing satin, silk, and chiffon sipping champagne with impeccable makeup, Jane is at home sleeping on her couch wearing track pants and a t-shirt with paint stains. While Alotta is a capricious bon vivant, Jane worries about her cable bill, her condo fees and her mortgage payment. She hopes her car will last at least two more years. When the lines gets blurred, the role changes. Like many of you, Alotta wishes anonymity when she reverts to Jane. She may be a sister, an aunt, a daughter, a mother or perhaps a wife. She has taken risks not unlike our own; her private life is her refuge - a place not to be breached unless invitation is offered. Enjoy the company of your provider. The intimacy you share is magical. Just remember that when you are finished, you BOTH get to return to your other lives.

Considering the recent discussions here on CERB about fat/skinny body shaming, I wanted to share this amazing website that I came across today! "The Nu Project is a series of honest nudes of women from all over the world. The project began in 2005 and has stayed true to the original vision: no professional models, minimal makeup and no glamour. The focus of the project has been and continues to be the subjects and their personalities, spaces, insecurities and quirks." It is quite a remarkable collection of photographs of a wide variety of real women. It is a showcases and celebrates the beauty in ALL women's bodies, in their natural state. All unique and beautiful in their own way! :) www.thenuproject.com Enjoy!

Found this video on the Internet. Wow, so powerful! Tell me if it does not inspire you and make you feel emotional ... at least those who practise yoga like Nathalie may find it gratifying. https://www.facebook.com/video/embed?video_id=140388716121847" Enjoy.

.., But is not the Biggest Penis the one that wins them all.., As Pistol Pete said.., too big can be painful and not enjoyable at all.., I actually believe that there is a Perfect Fit for every V..., they are all not the same size either..., so what can be good for one may not be for the other...., and as we all know..... there many other ways apart from penetration in which us ladies can get lots of mmm mmm good pleasure :)

Just remember having a " big one" is not always favourable by a ladies because it just might be too large and painful for penetration . I never had thought about it, and never will, I like my package just the way it is, "just the right size and does the job "

Samantha is so right! I was going to write a whole thing, but her comments basically cover it. SPs are different than other workers. If a client gets friendly with their dentist and they start hanging out as friends with no $ exchanged, presumably the dentist is not going to be looking in the client-turned-friend's mouth. But if being friends means the SP listening to your stories, hanging out with you, charming you, entertaining you... then you are just getting the service you should be paying for! If I am at a restaurant and a waitress keeps asking me how I am, would I like more water, and refilling my coffee, I am not going to say "wow, I love how this feels, we should be friends!" and expect her to do this all the time.

Size is definitely not the most important thing. And men who are equipped like famous porn stars actually have a lot of difficulty finding partners who can accommodate them. Girth is less a problem, provided that the woman is relaxed and there`s plenty of lubrication, but length can be a serious issue. Moderately deep thrusting can collide with an ovary which is like getting kicked in the balls. There`s less variety for positions, etc. Men who are under-sized do have problems, but these guys are rare. While they may have difficulty with intercourse sometimes and may also have trouble finding the right condom that will stay on, an undersized penis can still reach orgasm with the right stimulation. The things that matter most of all are to have patience, be creative, employ a kind and gentle sense of humour and to remember that pleasure takes many forms. What works for you is what works, period. Don`t make comparisons between what others say is true for them and what feels good for you. You are the one that matters.

Not starting an argument but what is best is what works best for you. For me, neither viagra or cialis are best, in fact for me because of a family history of strokes could cause major health problems for me And using something for ed is needed because I take a prescription for another medical condition and that prescription affects things So I use l-argenine,which helps circulation (after consultation with my doctor) It may not be the best for everyone, or for everyone, but it is the best for me RG

Female prostate massage sounds great to me, I'm looking forward to my next visit with you. Kay who's an expert on the difference between sex and gender.

The one and only Sweet Shay!!!

Living down wind of the Fat Bastards Brothel, I'm assuming you haven't burnt them yet? I can still smell them and haven't seen a 5 alarm fire response... cat

I think if women saw one another as men see us we may be less critical of one another. There is no one that is harder on another woman than another woman. Men don't see our flaws the way we see them. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder but the beholder should realize beauty comes in all shapes,sizes and colors and true beauty isn't always visible.

Just a lovely post and reminder about a woman's beautiful natural look. We are all victims, men and women to the Hollywood glamour look. Some men really believe that a woman ought to look like the pictures we see in mags, TV and of course the wonderful net. Thank you to those that do not, I have visitors tell me all the time not to fuss and fume with my "look", they are coming to visit me not my dress and all that adorns. Thanks guys!! :icon_smile: I am just as much a victim as I fall all the time and forget that I am beautiful just as I am. Seems these days there is always something that needs fixing or doing extra to shine. It is much nicer to shine through our love and actions than the dress or body we present. Such a delima isn't it for all of us?

I pre-booked this mixed race half Japanese half Russian as my Saturday afternoon date. She arrived lovely dressed in mini skirt and very feminine (must have read my mind). It was a great start to see her dressed so elegantly and classy (usually agency girls arrive in jeans or casual). Thank you Jenna especially for this so called grand start!!. As for her, she is a real cutie soft spoken very very polite saying thank you repeatedly and a GFE. I found her attractive even with her naturally tanned skin (coming from her Asian side) and her very soft polite shy personality and great hygiene. Those who love tanned skin would really love her. She enjoys Daty and is responsive to it as well as kissing and LFK though I didn't initiate DFK and neither did she but she may do DFK involving deep tongue too but was waiting for me to initiate it. She does offer BBBJ (YMMV of course) for those who wish to partake in it as well. She will be 20 years old soon and she said she is not happy about it because she won't be a teenager anymore!!. Her characteristics are very cute bubbly unique face (oriental mix), tanned skin, and very friendly and very very polite personality, and she is very tight too. She is very new and relatively shy and must be treated very gently more so than others in the business. She is about 5 5 (much taller when arriving with her shoes on) and not skinny but not fat either with average size boobs and did I say she has a very cute face?. She brightened this dark cloudy Saturday afternoon for me.

She used to work at EB and has been independent for a few years. I wanted to taste the forbidden fruit that I never got at EB... Her incall is in St James, as far as I know she's the only one in that area. Sabrina is quite tall, maybe 5'9" or 10" and very slim, almost skinny. She has a body most 18 year olds would kill for, let alone someone in their mid thirties. She explained that they aren't in her pics for privacy reasons: she has a LOT of tattoos. This took me by surprise, she never had any at EB? But she still has her huge porn-star titties! So it all evens out eh? She's not a really chatty or dominant girl as far as I saw. And the EB training sure showed, towel on the bed, massage, fun after. Massage was so-so, but she made up for it with a pretty good time in bed. Yes, it was as good as I'd imagined at EB, worth every penny. A bit cold, not a girl to fall in love with, but for NSA sex, she's perfect. She plays safe and despite her bad-girl appearance with the tats seems like a real nice girl next door, or MILF next door. Guys who have fantasies about biker chicks would LOVE her. One of the top ten girls in Winnipeg.

Whew. It's not really SPAM made from penisesesessessusses... although they might have interesting graphics on the can. For something completely different yet ironically related, a can of spotted dick:

This is why you are so treasured... cat

Just thought WINNIPEG readers would benefit from my experience. If my reviews don't meet your standards I won't post anymore.

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Wowwwww! Really a touching story.., proof that all we need is to believe in ourselves truly and anything can be acomplished..., against all odds and others disbelieve! And yes sometimes we do need just for someone to help us believe on ourselves n give a little push to gain that confidence.., but at the end is completely up to ourselves to reach our goals no matter what they are!

Your warning is well founded (particularly with Internet prescriptions, etc.) but the pharmacies in República Dominicana are reputable or the ladies would gang up and put a beating on them :) While I don't agree with what they do and believe these drugs should be prescribed by a Doctor they do sell the real deal in the proper packaging directly from the original manufacturer as well as lower priced but properly and correctly manufactured generic versions which are probably a patent infringement but come from a government monitored and quality controlled manufacturing facility in Santo Domingo. While I don't yet require these medications myself (and hope I never do), my friends and associates who do (and have obtained a prescription from their Doctor in North America) report that they are equivalent to the much higher priced versions at a fraction of the cost. Anyone going on vacation there and wanted to bring such a product back to Canada should take the precaution of having a Doctor write a prescription for them even though they don't need it to buy it, arriving back in Canada, CBSA might take issue with importing a controlled substance without a prescription.

That money belongs to one of my relative and they found me to be the only living relative to him so it all mine. lol For your first question I often asked myself that question at a young age and thought I was not big enough or long enough but just like so many other we all feel that way. Don't worry it's normal and many of us think like that but in reality it's bigger then what you think and I have had many compliments on it. There is no magic pills to make it bigger or longer, don't waste your money on that, nough said.

OMG (could have been OMGoddess!), that's what I said to myself when I stepped into the upscale DT hotel room and saw Sweet Jasmine for the first time behind the door! Standing there in front of me was a sexy, gorgeous, stunning, beautiful EI Goddess with her beautiful deep brown eyes, smiling sweet lips and pearly white teeth! Having a soft spot for young pretty females of EI background (eversince I was a young lad), I've always kept a keen eye for them here. After I saw the Legendary East Indian Kareena of TO in August 2012, I have been longing for her return - to no avail. Then, as luck would have it, a new ad suddenly appeared from a young courtesan called SweetJasmineJ introducing herself as new in the industry and of EI background. I wasted no time and got in touch with Jasmine rightaway! Since she is a university student working only part time in this industry and being very selective, getting in touch with her was not very easy and took more than a few days. But as it turned out, the wait was more than worth it! This gorgeous petite courtesan knew how to pamper you. Her kisses were passionate and sweet, and her caresses and touches were so soft and gentle. She is elegant, geniune and classy, and she has such a friendly and cheerful personality! We passionately took turn in pleasing each other. It was such a big turn-on to see her so sensitive, responsive and thoroughly enjoying herself. Afterwards, we cuddled, we joked and we chatted away - her cheerful personality really shone through. Time didn't seem to be of concern to her as we enjoyed each other's company long past the time booked. But all good things must come to an end ( at least temporarily!) - and so we finally kissed good-bye. For this hour and a half, she made me feel like I was the only person that mattered to her. As we parted, we promised to see each other again. I have no doubt this is going to happen very soon! Thank you, Sweet Princess Jasmine, for a wonderful time! Till we meet again! For readers' convenience - here is her profile page; http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/member.php?u=79740 and her latest ad - http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=429164#post429164

We were in violation of fire and health codes. Apparently some of the materials were considered a bio hazard. I told the chief offender that his practice of wearing his intimate apparel on the "frontwards then backwards, inside out then outside in" and then repeating was not the most hygienic... but then he explained that his underwear wasn't marked Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday.... it was marked Spring, Summer, Fall....

Thanks for the rep points! I'm into boating too, Phaedrus :) and jet skis ...

Fat Bastards has a drawer full of used underwear... but we were ordered to have them burnt.

Most SP's are more than willing to sell undergarments both to visiting clients and via mail order. If you want them delivered or to pick them up you need to be prepared to pay at least a providers social time. Often I get requests and the man wants to spend $20 on the panties (they cost me more than that to replace) AND he wants me to deliver him and "meet" for a coffee with no other consideration. This offer is simply a waste of our time and will not be taken up. If the offer is realistic and financially viable you should have no problem finding a lady to indulge you... cat

Who really cares if he is hetero, homo or bi? What does that statement have to do with his question? Perhaps, the OP is gay, probably he isn't...either way it is none of OUR damn business. The OP asked a legitimate question and devaluing him is not the way to go about things. Your statement seems a bit ignorant...just sayin'.

I don't use hotels for my incall location very often, though I did all the time when I lived in Toronto. Then as now, I only used four- and five-star hotels. Never a Travelodge, never a motel. Clients' comfort is important to me, but nothing is more important than my safety and security. I have every reason to believe that the best hotels will offer the best protection of my privacy, my personal information and my guests' discretion. Never forget: Innkeepers and prostitutes have been in cahoots ever since the first practitioners of the world's oldest profession needed a place to work. If there's a back entrance that will allow someone access to the floor or hallway where I would have a room, I won't be staying there. If it's too easy for someone to come in and go out of the building, sight unseen, it's not a safe place for me. Rest assured that every reputable, top-notch hotel has security cameras in all public areas, entrances and exits. This matters because, while you may be the finest gentleman in the city, others are not up to par. I am not taking the risk that someone may post a note on some board somewhere announcing that I'm staying at a particular place in a specific room and that it's possible to get in and out undetected should anyone care to show up for a late night surprise party or gang-bang. And yes, there are far too many men who would do exactly this kind of thing. Trust me: I'm a professional; I know these things. In good hotels, staff see most things and say nothing as long as the clientele aren't setting fire to the drapery or roto-tilling the carpets. If innkeepers ask a lot of questions about guests' visitors, they'll soon have fewer guests. While you're there to have an illicit meeting with one of my lovely colleagues, many other men are spending time with a mistress or girlfriend. My point is: people go to hotels to have sex with other people all the time, every day. Behave properly, don't cause a fuss or a disturbance, treat the lady well, enjoy yourself and relax.

I do it because even though I love my wife and would die for her any day. I have fantasies that she's just not willing to open up to. So, I see a gorgeous woman and have fun doing it with them.

just found this one too, wow soooo cute!!

STOP EVERYTHING YOU ARE DOING. baby tapir

cialis is the best:)

You may want to include if she can contact you and best hours to do so? She may just not be recieving your messages til later and is being discreet for your sake. If not you may consider approaching the situation differently.

You can call me whatever you like. If I got this request, I'd ask why though.

One of the best on CERB! Absolutely stunning!! Georgiana Sweet http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/album.php?albumid=6761 SNS724

Happy DIRTY ROARing DROOLing SLURPing WET and WILD BIRRRTHDAY baby! haha!! Giddy Up ROCKSTAR! Celebrate LONG and HARD. xo Muah!

She is very relaxing and easy going with a great personality. Her pics speak for themselves. A very gorgeous woman with curves in the right places. A true diamond who knows how to please a man, way above my expectations. 5+ stars without going into any details and i will definitely see her again, no need to look further.

Saw Lola this week when she was visiting Moncton. I must say she was great and she was very easy to get a long with and the service was great. All services advertised were offered and she was great at it. Would see her again in a heart beat.

The colour scheme of this board is Red. The other colours refer to the colour schemes of other boards. Additional Comments: I had the opportunity of checking the Montreal section recently when I had some down time in that fair city and noticed the sparseness of that section. Yeah, I knew I could check other resources but I've come to appreciate the people here and how they sort themselves out. I dealt with that situation by reaching out to an SP here that I knew had connections in Montreal to see if she could recommend someone. But I'm all in favour of seeing the Montreal section achieving the vibrancy and energy of the rest of the board. Perhaps folks who know Montreal folks, both hobbyists and SPs, could encourage them to come on board.

With the Oscar's coming, I could not resist to offer you a ANN HATHAWAY picture. for sure, an unconventional one.

The lovely Claire Forlani:

I had the pleasure of meeting Lola last week while she was in town. Made arrangements through e-mail and met her at her very nice downtown hotel. Lola's pictures are very accurate. She is very beautiful with a bit a an accent, but her English is excellent, so if that is a concern don't worry. When I arrived we talked for a couple of minutes then Lola asked if I would like a shower. When I finished with the cleanup I returned to the room to find her laying on the bed in very nice lingerie. She asked if I would like a massage...who would say no? After the massage Lola proceeded with a very nice bbbj, after which I returned the favour, but she stopped me because she didn't want to cum just yet and pulled me up to get he main event started. We layed in the bed and talked for a few. Lola has a great sense of humour and we got onto some...interesting topics. Lola decided that it was time for round two and climbed on top of me to get things going, then after a few minutes rolled me over on top of her for the finish. All in all a great time and I will be seeing Lola again in the future.

What exactly is a nuru massage? It seems to be the flavour of the moment.