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There are a couple of things to think about, my first piece of advice you already know, that it isn't life or death issue, and possibly it just really doesn't matter that much. If you made it less about 2nd shots, and try to space out and prolong the first one, you will relax more. One thing I tell some callers is that the session isn't actually cheaper with more shots, it isn't like 150 is 150 for one, and 75 each for 2 sogs lol. Plus more effort and energy and disappointment can occur and frustration if the session is designed to allow for 2 shots, but there is no 2nd, but in the meantime the first one was over in the first 15 minutes, the 2nd one didn't happen but 30 minutes are spent frantically trying to make it work. Seems counterproductive. But the tips I have are the first one is done right away, within or less than 10 minutes. This maximizes your recovery time. There should be a rest period, like massage or foreplay activity, no real attempt to get hard, just recovery. Then when there is direct contact, keep it to hand work only, without condom for a while, then on with the condom, which should include warming lubricant inside the condom to add more sensation for you. Avoid laying on your back on the 2nd sog, get upright, doggy or standing. Then finally, think outside the box. With condom on and in full service, chances are a 2nd sog feels like it isn't going to happen. So switch, to a hj, uncovered, and you should be standing or upright. I suppose if she does bbbjs, then stick with that. In the standing position, and without condom, this is the way to find out if the 2nd sog will happen at all. And keep note of the time, be the one to pack it in, don't make her have to say it. Acknowledge a valient effort was made, but it is time to say not today. And repeat. You've seen 5 different sps, but can do this with an SO. Doing it with the SO means you can do it when you know the person, so repeat with one a few times, then try the 2nd sog. Don't do it or expect it on the first visit, or the 2nd, stick with shorter sessions if you can, then one day opt for the hour and try it out.

I would not assume that all attractive "upscale" women are SPs.

I wish I could say that it get's easier... but that would be flippant. The truth is, we are all humans and when you spend any significant amount of time with ANYONE, be they a provider, a friend, your favourite server at a restaurant, or whomever - when that bond gets broken by change, it hurts. It's not unnatural - it's love. I am not speaking of the romantic kind of love that tears at your soul, I am talking of the love that we feel for those important to us. It's too great to be called a fondness, you can't just say that you "like" them; they are way too important to you for such trivial terms. To not harbour some degree of sadness would be far more worrisome than what you are feeling now. My own experience with this is very similar. My first "regular" provider in this city and I struck such a bond that at times it almost felt like a vanilla world relationship. She has been in and out of the business for a few years now, and we do see each other from time to time, but it does hurt that she is not around. I understand that she is moving on, and a big part of me is thankful that she has found other things in her life to fulfill her ultimate desires for happiness. It was because of her that I found CERB. She still haunts memories but now when I think of her, I smile. By leaving, she gave me the opportunity to explore new avenues, to foster new relationships and to experience so much more... now I have a far wider circle of "love" and I have her to thank for that. I miss her. I miss her sound, her taste and her touch. I miss the way she used to make me feel... but she has given me two great gifts and those in no small measure are compensation. I have the memory of my time with her; it sits on a shelf in my mind that is easily accessible. She also gave me the opportunity to share of myself with others - here - and for that I am more than grateful. My advice? Don't forget her but let yourself try to move on. Find someone that will help start a new memory shelf. There are so many beautiful women on here that can and will ease your pain, I am sure that any number of them would be willing to give it a shot.

Man oh man do i love a woman in heels in or out of bed. In fact it is a bit of a Tumblr addiction right now...... So fir me i do not like the high platform stripper shoes....in fact they are a downer for me. Simple stilleto style. FMP fuck me pumps....perkaboo style toes are incredible Strappy sandle typor even the simple mule.....but the mule does not stay on the ladies foot well when changing positions. With or without stockings a sexy piece of footwear is s must. Boots cover up the sexy calf to much. Wedges seem to clunky Flats and maryjanes are slso a downer for the antler I like the leg to be amplified.....it looks freaking great! Posted via Mobile Device

Here we go again, the perennial question of RMT's that give extras. As has been said repeatedly on this board: No RMT would risk their license or designation by giving happy endings. Not to say that it never happened, but it would be so far on the down-low that the parties involved would not talk about it. On top of that, nobody with an ounce of common sense would post the RMT's name or share it on a board like this one. There are some spas that have "other designations" other than RMT, like "ortho-therapy" etc, that may be accepted by some insurance plans, and where you may find a happy ending. But good luck if the insurance company ever found out, unless you like being charged with fraud. But then maybe the thought of those prison showers is one of your fantasies.

I couldn't have said it better myself. It's really beautiful that you were able to connect with someone like that, regardless of whether it happened in the context of sex work or not. It's great that you're supportive of what she wants and I'm certain that in her own way she appreciates the times you've spent together. When I (semi)retired in October 2011, I wasn't sure whether I would come back and I definitely mourned some of the relationships I had maintained while working as an escort. It was definitely hard and the decision to take a break wasn't easy. It was amazing to come back and reconnect with both new and old lovers. As IrishWhiskey mentioned, perhaps she will be back!

What's that saying? "...a time and a season for all things...". The depth of feeling you have about the companion you've lost is a perfect indicator of how fortunate you were for the experience in the first place, and to have had her company for the time that you did. That's one of those things in life; early on it keeps giving you new things and experiences, but over time you're forced to deal with the feelings when something, often completely out of our control, takes them away. It's always a hard transition, but I find that grief eventually gives way to that second sentiment of appreciation. And while it's common to feel like a lost partner was The One, that's not true... what you've really learned is that such experiences are possible for you, and while there's still time you should look for them again. Don't forget anything; that's never the point. Let your memories of what's possible motivate you into moving forward. I always hated it when people would make these kind of statements when I was in the midst of grief; it sounds so trite and almost like it's trying to trivialize the loss or the person I missed. But not so. Really it's just an assurance that you've had a wonderful human experience, and it's worth searching for again. You can absolutely recapture that feeling with someone new. But you need to put in some work to get there. That's one of life's great adventures. So you're Columbus and you discovered the Bahamas? Awesome! But now that's behind you, time for another voyage. Cuba and the Americas are waiting. I guess my only practical advice is: time. And to not stop trying with new people. And try not to let the shadow of your old experiences get in the way of appreciating the new ones while they're happening.

While I believe that everyone has the right to religious freedom, I don't believe it gives them the right to ring my doorbell whenever they feel like it! Not only ring it once but three times and when I don't answer, leaving leaflets on my step. If I had the inclination to join their church, I know where to find it.

My dear, you may want to keep this information private and not post it on a public forum where everyone can read it. Most people on here are nice and only have good intentions, but you never know what can happen

Arriving in a city and for once there is NOT a snow storm going on...Best travel day in ages....

Saw a news item on MSN about some celebrity planning on eating her placenta after she gives birth. Now, I gotta tell you, when I first heard about this practice when I was a youngling in the 80s, I was...I was...for lack of a better expression: amazed and outraged at the concept (and that's putting it mildly!). I understand the placenta contains nutrients that are beneficial to the birth mother (of whatever species). Hucking the thing down is supposed help in birth recovery. Horses, cattle, sheep, goats - they all got a thing on for the placenta. Label me as you will. Even after some 30 years later, I'm still left struggling with how to understand why anyone human could, or willingly would y'know...gag it down! You will have to pardon my total lack of understanding. Know any good recipes? I'm struggling with this. Ouch.

My wife would fit that description and she's an accountant...and at 3 bills an hour...that would be cheap!

I'm half purple what does that make me?

I'm attracted to the woman's breasts size. Just kidding! I love to have something in common with the lady I see and her hair color just adds to the fantasy. I have no real preference on her hair color or body size(short or tall), I love variety, that is plain and simple.

Makes me wish i was a female SP at times Posted via Mobile Device

I love shoes and boots but scrappy sandals are my fave.....lets go warm weather!

Hair colour means little to me when compared to the whole package. That being said, certain hair colour does make a difference when matched properly with the haircut and skin tone colour!!

That is one of the reasons why I like longer sessions, two hours or more. Also depending on your age you may want to try Viagra or Calais or one of the similar drugs. Discuss with a doctor.

I did a google image search the first day she posted an ad. All 3 were sourced from somewhere else. One was a known actress, the other was from a "Be thin" blog (won't even touch that one) and I forget where the other one was from. Best to stay away. Has anyone seen Annabelle who posts on BP for Moncton?

Texter: Are you available NOW? Me: No, but I can be in an hour if you'd like to book now. Texter: No reponse... Texter (An hour later).. Are you available now? Arrgggg!!!!

Getting included in a special event!!

Not living strongly and boldly enough.

I certainly am very happy for her, and I wish her nothing but the best in her new life.

Darlign gloryhole, I am truly sorry for your loss. I worked as a grief recovery facilitator for 13 years and I don't think you are ready for an intimate encounter at this point. I gently suggest you take a peek at The Grief Recovery Institute. They are leaders at helping people move thru loss and it's important that you address the situation head on. There are programs across the country and their handbook The Grief Recovery Handbook that you can pick up at any book store. Here is the website... http://www.grief.net/ I wish you all the best, please know there is a path forward... cat

A PM, a txt msg and a phone call, with this easy to talk to young lady, was all it took to set up a quick appointment. Cary showed up on time. She looked like a typical college student who takes care of looking cute and and sexy. She was wearing super short tight jeans and elegant eyeglasses. I was delighted by her appearance, her livelyhood, charm and eneregy. The short cut jeans displayed her athletic long legs and a firm butt cheeks that makes you want to pinch them. This lady's body is gorgeous ! her face is so cute, her sparkling blue eyes are mesmorizing and the happiness in her smile with those dimples just magically transfers to you. While I poured us some wine, she went to freshen up and came back to join me on the love seat . She impressed me with her education and intellect engaging me in meaningfull conversation. The first glass of wine finished; we were laughing like old friends; By half the second glass, we were into dfk. Man, can this girl ever kiss ! she smelled so fresh, her breasts were firm and her nipples responsive; the second glass still not over; we were on fire and headed for flatter grounds. Seeing her nude made me stop right in my tracks. Looking at her perfect body was stupifiying ! She came to me; kissing me, she undressed me, sat on bed facing me in total admiration. Exchanging kisses, caresses, touching her smooth skin, keeping her long silky hair off her cheeks, looking into each others eyes we were getting really passionate and incredibly hot. Soon we were into unhurried love making; hugs, caresses; kisses; daty; cbj multiple positions. Cary needs no lube; This woman gets involved in what she's doing and creams all over. She is in not into finishing me off; She wants her pleasure as much as mine. We climaxed into a mutual orgasm. The explosion sent us both trembling uncontrollably. We lay down our bodies locked as we slowly tripped back to earth. She went to the washroom, while I started to dress. She came back, kissed me, hugged me and then started to dress. When she left; I sat down for a long time savouring my experince and looking forward to seeing her again. We continue to meet. She has become a GF with no strings or demands attached. I really like her and delight in my experience with her. I hope you will be lucky as I am; but as we all know, your mileage may vary.

I just heard the news that a Saint John counsellor named Donnie Snook was arrested for child pornography, and eight counts of child exploitation. How discusting is this, someone in a position of authority and trust praying on children. Hope he goes to prison for a long, long time and enjoys his new found male lovers there. Aha.. Sicko he is!!

The days are counting down fast.... Steak and Blowjob Day. Simple, self explanatory, and effective: March 14th. Men work very hard to satisfy their lovers on Valentine's Day, and, given their ebullient dedication, Steak & BJ Day is a joyous opportunity to repay the favour. Ladies, what will you being planning for March 14th? Make your reservations early so as not to be disappointed. AFT

I had something similar happen but not the roleplaying. I keep getting told by many clients that I remind them of their highschool girlfriend based on looks and personality.lol. The third time I was told this, not only did he tell me the above but she also had the same real name as me which is a common name but still...Hey, if I can bring back a piece of memorable history, so be it.lol.

Is for my friggan hair to accept my desire to go red....and a bacon sandwich

For me its always the total package. But for sure the comment about playing hair colour and style to complexion and face shape can really work to accentuate a womans beauty. For years I was an ass man but over the past few I'm all about eyes and lips as drivers of what draws me into a woman. However, not sure why but a very short pixie cut on a woman always catches my eye (in a good way). Maybe because it's because it's not a common cut. Like Pete, once my lips are laid on a womans skin her hair colour is the last thing on my mind :)

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Being geeky/nerdy and updated my phone OS. Update failed... System file corrupted ... That's all good ... I have backup in place. Tries to restore and instead wiping everything clean including the backup itself. Yay!! -- facepalm - fail --

Ive never had the fortune of meeting Emily J and I'm pretty new here so I'll have to likely embark on a cross country SP tour soon to have experience to base my comments on but, I like Emily J because she has a "look" of innocence but is very verbally naughty in her posts (very hot combination)

I really like Emiafish because he is a master pussy gobbling super CHAMP! :cooter: Meow!

Happy BirthDay! :)

Happy birthday spud! Hope you had a great one.

finally getting far enough south (Charleston SC) on this wandering trip that it was warm enough to really enjoy being outside --- it is still 14 C at 6:50 pm and tomorrow should hit 18 C oh --- and also enjoying a fantastic day of museums --- there is a lot of history here and, I am finally far enough south that I am seeing a lot of Ontario plates

Thank you very much, Nicolette :)

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Satyromania: Abnormally great male sexual desire; satyriasis; or a succinct description of my libido. :icon_wink:

The only thing that causes me fear is losing a loved one-pet or person-

Let's see... A blow job in Westminster Abbey Green Park in London, in the rain with people watching Under a number of bridges around the planet In the back of a Warrior Infantry Fighting Vehicle with a hot Danish Army nurse in Iraq :D In clubs all over the place, usually with people watching Joined the mile high club...twice! ;) Had one girlfriend in school who loved to fuck in the tube, (the subway). Beaches and in the ocean several times

People who try to walk into your incall location after removing those rubber things they wear over their shoes for outside. So you're still going to try to walk into a place that has very light carpet to begin with and with your shoes on that you've worn at the office and who knows where else? I don't think so... That was never going to happen and never will!

Maybe he can slip away at the Star Wars parties. Do you think they will still let him play the Emperor, even though he left the big job??? I must admit that the resemblance is uncanny....

Unhappy people...if you don't like your life, change it or at the very least, don't take it out on the rest of us!

Most people by now know I have a really weird relationship with pigeons. But now it's almost starting to be incestuous. Just coming back from the corner store and I see a fat pigeon against a wall. peeing. I'm seeing a pigeon peeing... I look at him. He look at me. I look at him with big eyes We stared at each other. Then he start moving away, wobbling cause he is too fat. STILL PEEING. That's just too much

I have said this all before too!! What sucks is that most get upset with you when trying to explain that their remark is out of line! LOL...I cant understand what would make someone in this trade/hobby to go bareback??? Like you are not worried yourself?? hahah

The biggest things I hate being asked..... Do you live alone? You then start thinking, am I going to have some stalker watching my every move? I understand the question "are we going to be alone", but to ask a personal question about my private life is none of your business. Do you have any STD's? Can I do you bareback then? As I dont have any STD's, I certainly will not do bareback, especially with someone I have never met before. That is why I DONT have any STD's. Because I will not do bareback with guys who are willing to take a stupid chance with someone they dont know, especially in this business. Especially when they say they are clean and you ask them when the last time they were tested, and they say never, I just know I am clean. Well, I go for regular testing to make sure I am clean, why wont you?