Leaderboard

24. Humanity This is going to be a mushy one and to that end, it will stand alone. You may have noticed that I use the phrase "I love you" when I speak to many of the providers on the board. This is not casual nor is it capricious; it is heartfelt and honest. When you enter the hobby, you enter with the thought of fulfilling some carnal desires, pleasures of the flesh. As you begin to progress through there are natural bonds that are created. You enjoy the company of the women that you see because they are not just a vessel for your sexual voyage; they are warm, caring and magnificent human beings. I want you to pay particular attention to those last three words. True, this is a service industry and the services provided are fantastic - but you do connect with a person - a magnificent human being that has offered a part of herself to you in a mutually gratifying situation. I am a truly fortunate man. I have built bonds with providers and members here that have surpassed my wildest expectations. I don't go a single day without speaking to at least one person on this board to whom I have said, "I love you." These women may just be an hour or two of fancy to you, but to me they are the most beautiful people in my life... in fact, I might not be here writing this without them. Indulge me, if you will. On Labour Day weekend, 2012, I came home from work on the Friday evening and I wasn't feeling well. By Saturday morning I recognized that I was having a heart issue but having had issues in the past, I put it down to stress and a touch of angina. By Monday I wasn't any better. On Tuesday, a CERB member and a CERB provider came to my house and demanded that I go to emergency; they took me. I was admitted and indeed the stress and angina were a bit more serious than I had imagined. I had, in the preceding 3 days, a level 3 cardiac infarction. In layman's terms - I had a major heart attack. Over the next week in hospital, I had daily visits from a number of providers and members who genuinely care about me. A CERB member left work early to come pick me up on the day of my discharge from hospital. At home, these same members and providers had filled my fridge, filled my prescriptions and helped lift my spirits during my period of recovery. They knew I was not in any financial shape to compensate them in monetary fashion; they did it because they are magnificent human beings. I won't give you the names of these people. I wish I could, but that would be a bit of a disservice. They didn't do it for accolades or compensation, they did it because they cared for me... they love me and they know that I love them. CERB is the ideal venue in that regard. The no-negativity foundation may be frustrating at times - but I will say this: You have no idea of how beautiful the members and providers here are. The physical beauty is a given - the beauty of the person behind that veneer is the hidden treasure on this board. I am not ashamed to state publicly my love for my friends here. I will defend them with every fibre of my fabric. They are providers only by occupation but first and foremost, they are some of the most magnificent human beings that I have ever encountered. If I can only make one visceral statement here, one that comes from my gut... I ask, no... I demand that you treat my loved ones as you would treat your own. I will be back... there is so much more to add!

Your honesty is appreciated here, I know it isn't easy to be frank with such a personal struggle. I have encountered guests who struggle with this and I always tell them to trust their intuition but men prefer logic which doesn't apply to affairs of the heart and conscience. I congratulate you on making things work again in your relationship, that is such an amazing accomplishment. What I have never understood is the necessity to justify taking care of your personal needs. Are you a man who needs regular sexual interaction or do you need the stimulation of multiple partners? I would recommend if you boil it down and it turns out you really just want regularity then you are better to play at home with your partner. There is a safety in knowing she won't find out and you could end up losing her as a result. If you need a little variety to keep things working at home then chosing a provider is always safer than just having an affair. I loved your words "Be "good". I spent my entire life trying to do just that and finally figured out a couple of years ago that I am good, just the way I am. It is possible to have a true, loving and intimate relationship with secrets, the question is do you want it that way? How are you hardwired? Does guilt eat at you? Do you have regrets? If not, then it really isn't an issue except in theory. What is cheating to your SO? The definition is fluid, for some women it's when their boyfriend looks at women in magazines and for others it's when the man gets engaged to another without her even knowing there was another woman in the picture. I have 2 guests that I adore, one former and one current. Both of the same age, religion, and economic bracket. One retired from seeing me because he became a grandfather and felt in his heart he couldn't be a role model unless he walked the walk. The other doesn't put onus on his relationship with me in context when it comes to his personal life. Being a part of my life doesn't change who he is, what he believes or stands for. These gentlemen are both doing what's "right". But it's what's right for them and only them. I don't believe in a "one and only", that person who is "your" sparkly unicorn and the pursuit of finding it can distract us from the real meaning we find in our day to day. The only person who has to live with you inside your head is you and that is where these answers are. I do believe that you can have a spectacular relationship with one person for a lifetime but it has to be exactly what you want to do. Either way, if you aren't true to yourself, you both will eventually pay the price... cat

I just dont get it??? We see..".Why so dead in STJ"...then girls take the plunge to go....yet sit there, same with Freddy and Moncton!! All the while we see " has anyone met..." but yet those girls is not found on cerb:( Then all these stories about how it was sketchy in one way or another! But yet we have a cerb lady right here for ya! I also see a threads asking for massage...ummm let me think??? Who in Freddy can provide massage??? It seems to me, that perhaps some hobbyist could plan in advanced a bit?? If you are looking for a reputable lady to visit in your city, most of us do advertise for a week before! So lets just take a minute and actually plan it instead of waiting for the last min to try to book? Last min booking DO NOT encourage a lady to vist, the ones who pre-book are the ones who will convince us to take the plung...but YOU NEED TO SHOW UP!! IMHO.... I too tire of these tyes of threads....

Darling Chuck, Your idea is not crazy, just exceedingly hard to coordinate. There are many dynamics that need to be considered and much planning to be done. Perhaps you should take a peek at Paradiso? Our very own Victoria Jolie actually hosts a series of these amazing parties across Canada. I had the honor of attending the Toronto event and will say it was the most memorable sexual experience of my career. Over a dozen amazing women and screened hand chosen clients together for 5 hours of delicious food, drink and debauchery. I would recommend without hesitation to drop her an email. Her Calgary event was last night and she has another coming up in Montreal in early summer. If you have any questions about it feel free to ask! http://www.victoriajolie.com smiles, cat

Well, since we haven't heard from OD yet today, a contribution from me... 23. Face Pics So, you've done your research. You've stumbled across Alotta Fagina's albums, and had a good look. She has awesome abs, beautiful buttocks, heavenly hair, luscious legs, and tantalizing titties. But... there's no pics of her face! And she won't send you any, even though you asked soooo nicely! And now she's pissed at you for even asking! What's up with that? What's she hiding? Does she have especially luxuriant nose-hair? Could it be that Fagina is actually her married name, and she's actually Cyrano de Bergerac's less-good-looking sister? Perhaps she's a part-time clairvoyant, and all that stuff about the third eye isn't actually an over-used metaphor but IS REALLY TRUE? Nope. Sorry. Rest assured that Alotta takes just as much care of everything above the neck as all the things below there that you've already admired so much. But... perhaps she has another job somewhere, and doesn't want her colleagues knowing of her current occupation. Perhaps she might want some other career in the future, and would prefer that her dalliances with you not come up in an interview. Perhaps the rest of the extended Fagina clan would look upon her with jaundiced eye if they knew. Or perhaps some of her friends may be less than understanding. There are many good reasons why Alotta may find it prudent to maintain her public anonymity, for the moment. Perhaps she'll change her mind at some point; perhaps not. But that's her decision, to be made without pressure from you. And it's a BIG decision; once the cat's out of the bag, you never know where those pics are, or who's got them on a hard drive somewhere, or where they might re-surface at the most inopportune moment. So, please: respect her choice to remain somewhat anonymous. If you want to see her face, book a meeting and all will be revealed soon enough.

Once in a while you come to realize that so many of our members really don't "get" the whole hobby experience, or rather, they understand that there are rules but believe they are somehow exempt. So let's help them. Let's give some handy tips to make this a more wonderful experience for all. This is a pleasant place so let's keep it constructive... and be aware that the rules shouldn't just be for clients, you can also add some helpful tips that may help a new provider too! Here goes: 1. Appointment time is at 2:00 pm, what time do I arrive? Ummmmm. Hmmmmm. What part of 2:00 pm is ambiguous? A 2 o'clock appointment means you are at her door at 2. Not 1:55, not 2:10. It's seems petty but when you screw up her schedule, you may be screwing up MY schedule. I may be the appointment at 3. I have things to do... and my schedule may not be as loosey goosey as yours. I may be using a very small window of time or I may have "commitments" that see me arriving like clockwork elsewhere. Regardless, when the little hand is at 2 and the big hand is at 12, be where you are supposed to be. 2. "I am awesomely wicked good in bed, and I often masturbate to pictures of myself nude, because I am that good looking. Can we negotiate a better rate?" In a word, No. Would you go to a restaurant and say, "I am a really good eater, can I get a better price on that steak?" Would you go to a lawyer and say, "I am an awesome criminal, can you represent me for free?" Would you go to the dentist and say, "My teeth are so bad that you should fix them all for $50!" A service provider gets paid at a set rate because she is a professional. She is good... no, not just good... wickedly awesome good, at what she does. Your part is the compensation, her part is the wicked awesome part. Pay the pretty lady and be happy. 3. Cleanliness is next to godliness. Ever step into an elevator and stand next to someone who smells like they have never met a bar of soap they liked? Ever met someone that looked like they were an extra in the Walking Dead? Have you ever gone into a bathroom after someone and wondered if they ate something dead? Step one. Go to the potty. Do your business. Wipe. Wipe again. Wipe again. and then, wipe again. Do the optical test. Last wipe. Is there any residue? If yes, start over. If no, then proceed to step two. Step Two. Shower. Clean EVERYWHERE. Rinse. Repeat. Did you pay attention to anywhere in particular??? Hmmm??? Go back to those places. Make em sparkle. (at this point I do suggest that artificial glitter is NOT necessary.) Get out of the shower. Towel dry (for pete's sake use a clean towel!)... apply a generous amount of deodorant/anti-perspirant. Brush your teeth. (if additional grooming is required, please do that too.) Step three. Clothing. Go to the place where you keep your clean clothes. No. Not the place where you put the stuff that you THINK you can wear again. The CLEAN clothes. You know that stuff that you just took from the dryer and folded nicely?? That's the stuff. Wear that shit. Uh oh... what if I have to do step one again?? Then repeat ALL the steps. Cuz skidmarks are not sexy. Febreeze showers are not acceptable. 4. I have to cancel, what do I do? Give your head a smack. With a hammer. Stop. Now take a pointy thing and stick it with great force into your upper thigh, avoiding the artery. Now, go to your car. Start it. Open the door, put your foot beneath a tire and have someone put that car in reverse. Cancellations? NOT COOL. We all know that shit happens. A death in the family. A sick kid. Decapitation with farm machinery. Thermonuclear war. Explosion of your planet from a death star ray. That shit is acceptable.... but you still owe the pretty lady an explanation AND a cancellation fee. When you cancel, providers don't eat. When providers don't eat they get distended bellies and look like kids from the CARE commercials. When you cancel, providers give not only you, but also your city, a bad reputation. This makes you masturbate more. Because you will never get laid again. Ever. You will over develop muscles in only one arm. Your clothes will fit poorly. People will figure it out and suspect you are the notorious masturbating king of cancellations. They will hunt you down and kill your family. Let's keep little Bobby and Joanie safe. If you make an appointment, keep that appointment. Your family will love you for it. 5. "I'm a little short on cash. Do you think she will notice if the envelope is a bit short?" In a word, yes. She will also point out that your penis is a bit short.... and that your skill level is a bit short... and that you cry like a bitch when you have your pathetic little man-gasm. Do you want that??? Do YOU WANT THAT, bitch??? Wow. That was a bit over-emphatic. Gonna step away from the computer and take a valium. BACK!!!! Where were we... yes. Shorting your provider. Not COOL. Remember, providers have special powers. They communicate telepathically. As soon as you walk out that door, she will know and so will all of her allies in the super friends. They will combine their superpowers and make sure that you never get wood again.... and if you do, it will be at inappropriate times... like at funerals or family gatherings or when talking to your grandfather or something like that. Seriously?? Give your head a shake. If you are short then GET the money and make sure you have it set aside BEFORE you book. You will have a wickedly awesome good time... just pay the pretty lady what you agreed to and enjoy! 6. Can I pay her in drugs? Hmmmm. Does your banker take drugs in lieu of money? Have you offered Rogers drugs in return for their cable/home phone/cell phone/internet bundle? When you get groceries at Loblaws, do they have a special drawer that says "financial equivalent in drugs?" You know the answer. "No, you addled-pated simpleton." Remember the distended belly part from above? Providers take cash because cash buys groceries, pays bills and looks pretty. Carrying cash will not get you arrested. Using cash is the engine that runs our capitalist society. "All you need is cash, cash is all you need." The Beatles sang that, I think. Your turn....

there have been so many good points above. Listen to what your heart wants. I believe Love is in the heart and sex is physical. Love can be displayed in so many ways. Hand holding, smiles, feelings, cuddling, talking, spending time together, ect. I've been in relationships that are purely sex and felt very unfulfilled. When you have love its completely different. Yes I like to have sex with other people. Who wouldn't get sick of steak if they ate it everyday? But this does not mean I don't absolutely adore the man I'm with. And although til he met me he was 100% sure he would never look sideways at an sp. But once he got with me it didn't take him long to realize I have 101 other ways to show my love that no one else gets :) lol I don't cook for anyone but my man. That's not to say he wouldn't be heartbroken if I went out and picked up at a bar or F'd one of my friends or had an affair on him and I couldn't do that to him. But he knows that what I do for work isn't love and the snuggles on the couch or our family walks with the dog at home is :) I guess things just come out to state of mind. It could be said that when women want to relax they will get their nails or hair done or shopping or pamper them selves in some way. Well, how do men like pamper themselves?

Well I don't have an answer for you...just a personal observation from my own experience. While I have never been married (thank god as it turns out for me) I have had a number of relationships and did the dating game. While in relationships/dating I was alway monagomous and not moralizing, just what is right for me, would never see any other women while involved (again not moralizing it's just right for me) But one aspect of this lifestyle I love is the polyamorous nature of it. In part because of that I couldn't go back to a conventional relationship. And if by some fluke the right woman came along I would be faithful, but it would be a difficult decision because I'd have to give up this polyamorous lifestyle For whatever it's worth RG

Perhaps I'll just steal a quote from another thread: Words to live by. I think I can safely say that if I hadn't started seeing SPs, my relationship would not be improving the way it is. It helped me gain confidence and feel better about myself which in turn let me reach out to her. As Phaedrus said, perhaps she is a closet adventurer. We've actually started watching some porn and she's seems potentially interested in the idea of having a male MP come over to teach me how to do erotic massage on her. Hm. Might be starting to over-share a bit. :-P Here's a thought. My marriage was kind of shitty not that long ago. Now it kind of isn't. I can't think of anything different than seeing SPs so maybe that's the magic. Unfortunately the wife may never be able to know that but it doesn't change the reality. Thanks so much all of you. It's really helpful to hear others points of view.

Well, it's a tough one, that. I can't even tell you what answers would be right for me, never mind what answers will be right for you. So, a couple of questions instead... First up: how does seeing SPs affect your relationship with your wife? Does it make you want more sex with her? Less, because you're sated? No effect at all? Secondly: what are the consequences of your SP visits being discovered? And what's the likelihood of this happening? And, despite the answers to those two questions being very hard to determine at best... is the risk worth it to you? Thirdly: how do you feel about it? Are you fine with keeping her in the dark? Is there a worm of guilt that gnaws away at your insides? If so, can you live with it, or will it eat you up? Obviously I don't know the answers to those questions, and it wouldn't necessarily be a great idea for you to tell me. But they're probably questions you should think about, and hopefully the answers - or lack of them - may nudge you towards one decision or another on the overall question that you asked. And yes, it may be that if you had the absolutely perfect wife then she'd be fine with you seeing SPs, which you would then have no need or desire to do.... but alas, we don't live in a perfect world, and we just have to make do with what we have.

I believe that most men are able to enjoy the physicality of sex without falling or being in love with that partner. Women on the other hand, (leaving out most SPs) have trouble having sex without intimacy and having feelings for their partner. I believe God just made men and women differently and I have respect for those men who make the decision to see SPs over choosing to trouble themselves with the trials and tribulations of an affair.

I too am surprised to see this thread yet again. Like all cities in the Maritime except HRM, Saint John is not a metropolis. It is an industrial city. Its population is eclectic with a variety of income levels. The economy is what it is, not as strong as it could be but coming along. Like any city there are some who can't afford to play no matter what the economy. I have been on Cerb over 4 years. I have tons of fun. All of it has been in SJ. I always plan ahead and book well in advance I have never been a no-show and only once had to cancel unavoidably. Like any market of any service in any city, the market is only so big. There is a saturation point. This week and weekend I quickly counted 4 CERB visiting ladies advertising they are in SJ. There are also the local ladies.. Is it really so hard to figure? Who needs to do more planning?

Just wondering where all of the Saint John hobbyists are....nothing here so far... :(

I usually stay at the W Montreal. It's right in downtown at Square Victoria, the subway station is literally outside the front door of the hotel. There is a great bar in the mezzanine and a good night club on the ground floor. The rooms are always clean and I've never had a bad experience staying there. Make sure if you stay to say hi to the female staff for me ;). http://www.wmontrealhotel.com/

Nichole, thanks for your spirited response. Just to clarify, I never texted you, I don't text scammers. However I have sent emails to your ads in the past with no response. I have responded to threads on boards where your ads with fake photos have been featured. It's never been sneaky chit chat, the forums are open to you and you're welcome to join in, my email is clearly posted at the top of my website. I'm not sure why you think I need to reach out to you or anyone else to advise them that it is clearly wrong and deceptive to post photos of people other than yourself in your ads. You'll find that most providers get that basic concept. Similarly you could have reached out to me it's not like I'm a hard guy to get a hold of. You are correct, time will tell and I'm eager to hear from your happy clients, sadly I've only heard from those who were not so happy. Kuddos to you for trying to turn things around. I think it might go a long way in your favor to post some photos here sooner, rather than later , given that photos are at the stem of this whole controversy. If the whole exercise here is to rebuild your reputation, then a few pictures will speak a few thousand words. I'm not expecting you to answer, as you stated you are done discussing this matter, and so am I. I'm simply responding as you've addressed specific points regarding me in your retort and I'm providing my input.

Please, please try this variation on the traditional bacon sandwich. It was handed down to me by my Dad. Start with golden toasted white bread, immediately spread smooth peanut butter on both slices while still hot from the toaster, so that the PB melts on to the toast. Then add three or four strips of nearly crispy bacon (preferably still hot from the fry pan or microwave). Top with the second PB'd slice, cut in half and savour. Something magical happens when you combine peanut butter and bacon. Try it, then spread the word. Long live bacon!

Something just occurred to me while I was thinking about what to make for dinner. I love bacon sandwiches, I love making bacon sandwiches and do so with great care. I like eating them even more, naked spreading crumbs all over the sheets and licking the mayo off my fingers. Like Old Dog, I like the traditional wich with lettuce and tomato on lightly toasted bread with butter and Dukes mayonnaise. Sometimes I add cheese or a little sliced avacado when I am feeling a naughty and I gladly serve them when requested as all good providers do. Just remember for the guys that ask for a bacon sandwich after a play session, if your provider is capable of getting up and making it for you; you probably haven't earned it... cat

Couldn't have said it better myself PassionVitto! truly delicious!

7. I am cleaning. Can we have BBFS sex? Dear M. Delirious, As a fertile woman, still in her sexual prime, I would be delighted to collect, ahead of time, 18 years of child support, and of course, a generous college and university trust fund for our child. Also, please consider the following as part of our contract: marriage, full salary from you when I am on maternity leave, upscale housing and 25 years of above average spousal support for a stay at home mom who enjoys the finer things in life, plus my regular hourly compensation for every time you would like to be intimate with me. If you would like to discuss our future, long-term arrangement, please contact my lawyer for an appointment. If the above is not a suitable option for you, perhaps the following will be: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Condom Still not interested? Learn about what your potential new friends can bring to your life! AIDS: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/HIV/AIDS STDs: http://www.cdc.gov/std/ And here is where you can play Russian Roulette: http://lmgtfy.com/?q=list+of+casinos+in+canada Most sincere and warmest regards, Gabriella xox ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- The short answer to the question is... are you fxxxing crazy?!! ;) Happy hobbying!

Good afternoon gentlemen, First I would like to greatly apologize to the CERB members for posting misleading photos on BP. My name is Nichole and I am a Quebecoise advertiser (Was on Escorts Canada but they removed my ad because I was using these photos on BP causing them to receive complaints). My description and pictures on Escorts Canada were always 100% real and truly me as I have verified with Escorts Canada. Some of the pictures on BP of costumes and fantasy pieces were not me and they have now all been ERASED. I WILL ONLY POST ACTUAL PHOTOS OF MYSELF ON ALL SITES GOING FORWARD. I will clearly state my services and restrictions so that there is no confusion. I will only be able to offer mild to moderate submissive services, no longer hardcore due to some traumatic injuries. I am apologizing and asking the members to give me another chance. I will work extremely hard to rebuild my reputation with this community. Thank you for this opportunity. Deepest apologies, Nichole :icon_cry:

Idk what is happening, Saint John used to be such a busy place, now I am here and have not seen much of anything happening, considering making an overnight trip to Freddy.

Intuition and feelings rather than logic. So difficult for some of us men. What we tell ourselves is logic is colored by emotion whether we choose to believe it or not. So my observations of my feelings are that I still feel just as warm and loving to my wife even when I'm seeing providers. I don't feel that I'm "spreading myself too thin" so to speak. I miss her when she's gone (as she is this week) and enjoy intimate time with her. Your point about regularity vs. variety is a very good one. I've always been faithful in the past but I've also always had a wandering eye. Examining myself closely makes me think that variety is what I'm after. I'm flighty and easily bored so being with only one woman may not be viable long term. That's not to say sex with her is boring or not enjoyable, only that it's not the same as sex with a provider. If anything, providers inspire me to keep fit and groomed which technically benefits her too right? You only get one chance to make a first impression Not feeling guilty is a bit of a concern though. Doesn't that make one a sociopath? Technically speaking one is doing something that would definitely hurt a loved one if found out. Yes, one is taking care of ones needs but do the ends justify the means? It kind of worries me a bit that I don't particularly feel bad. So the conflict is, I THINK I should not do this because society and my upbringing tells me it's wrong. I FEEL that I really want to keep doing it and not let these wonderful experiences pass me by. A few days ago I made the decision to stop but I found myself wavering within less than 24 hours. Curse you ladies with your sexy sexy ads... ;-)

If you are considering the Nelligan (which I love), you might also want to check out the Auberge du Vieux Port and the Lofts du Vieux Port. Depending on the season, the prices are not bad and ususally less expensive then the Nelligan. Parking is valet parking ($20-$25) so you don't have to worry about it. What I like about this location is that you are close to everything; good restaurants, art galleries, caleche rides, ice cream and cup cakes shop (lol), but the best thing is that you are a few minutes (walking) from the Scandinave spa! If you've never been there, treat yourself. It's well worth it!

Thanks OD for laughter filled session here reading all the way through this - As my father used to say "I haven't had as much fun since the day the pigs ate my brother". Seriously though, well done OD.

Thanks much Old Dog!.... Perhaps you should change you're handle to "Wise Old Dog" As a CERB newbie I truly appreciate your words of wisdom and just plain down to earth good old fashion honesty! Cheers Mate!

Dude! That sucks. Manly hugs for you.

MMMMM.... bacon. Thanks Old Dog. This has been an extremely entertaining read, on this dreary winters day!!!

Darling Chuck, I am a private player by nature, I love the one on one connection and never imagined being part of an interactive sensual experience until VJ approached me. I've attended swinging and kink parties as a voyeur, am an active member of the kink community and very liberal but never played publicly. It was astounding the atmosphere that VJ provided with Paradiso. That night the key to these events struck me. It's the host. If the host knows what is important the night will be a success. Each female attendant needs to be vetted and on the right page. Each male guest needs to not only have the willingness to attend but the essence to appreciate without reserve the events happening. I've seen nightmare like interactions from drama royalty to downright hostile action at events and Paradiso was unlike anything I'd imagined. The guests were outstanding in behaviour and interaction and the ladies approach was stellar. Not a diva amongst them. I'm also aware of the months of preparation that goes into the screening of attendants which is where the real challenge lies. It seems there is a review for last nights events here... http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=118480&highlight=paradiso cat

Hugs to Emiafish and Katherine!

Met up with Barbie (aka Rayne) the other day after seeing her ad on --------s. Had thought about it in the past-but thought her photos were too good to be true. When she opened the door-was pleasantly surprised to discover that she was actually way sexier in person. She has the PERFECT spinner's body. While she was up for pretty much anything, it was all safe GFE (fine by me). While our personalities really meshed-I could see how she could be YMMV.

I wasn't going to add to this thread but it is important. Please don't steal an sp's lingerie. The naughty maid outfit is gone. I went looking for it after a client left so I know who it is but seriously? If someone is that interested in having an outfit an sp wore, just ask! Aside from the brillance and humorous responses in this thread, it would be a great compilation for a "How to Guide for New Hobbyists?" in the "New to This?" section. Thank-you Old Dog! :)

Friday AJ 10-6 BACK just for today! Nicky 10-11 aka "Nicky in Paradise" Lexi 10-5:30 aka "Lexi" Jennie 5-11 aka "ASTONISHING JENNIE" Jenna 5:30-11 aka "Jenna69" www.angelstouchmassage.ca NEW WEBSITE with PICS & Schedule :smile: 3 rooms, 3 sexy ladies on per shift! Private Dance shows available upon request! Click here to see NEW pics of room: http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/album.php?albumid=3340 New Sexy Pics of our Hotties http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/member.php?u=52117 Full Body Relaxation Massage Single Massage: --------30 minutes $50. --------45 minutes $60. --------60 minutes $80. Couples Massage: 1 Attendant --------30 minute $60. --------45 minute $70. --------60 minute $90. Duo/Couples Massage:2 Attendants --------30 minute regular $100. on special for $80. --------45 minute regular $120. on special for $100. --------60 minute regular $160. on special for $130. ------HST included in prices. Longer Sessions available and @ Discretion of MA ------ Tips Accepted------ ATM on site------Spacious Rooms with Private Showers------ NEW LOCATION: 65 Bentley 613-274-7073 Jennie Recommendations http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?ltr=A&t=79946 AJ Recommendations http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?ltr=A&t=43227 AJ Jenna Nicky Lexi Jennie

Creme Eggs and Scotch, apparently. That wasn't the plan, but it's how things have turned out. Oops!

As per my recommendation a few months ago she must be treated very gently and with great care. She could be fragile. I only reviewed her on cerb for same reason. Btw, there is a search button at the top right hand corner where you type the name and see if there are any recos for any provider you seek info for. I teach you how to fish for life rather than catching one for you for the today :). Welcome to cerb slimboi.

I promise I won't have to leave early this time ;)

I just left one of the sexiest women on the planet after a thoroughly satisfying early afternoon play date. I'm driving home and enjoying some freshly baked cookies (she's so thoughtful) when I noticed something crunchy in an otherwise soft and chewy cookie. When I spit out a large chunk of molar, I knew my day was about to go downhill in a hurry. What's worse is that the tooth didn't just break, it shattered! The break extends below the gum line and a loose shard is slicing the hell out of my tounge. Blood fills my mouth and I'm starving for food I can no longer eat. And now the cherry on my special shit sandwich; my dentist won't be able to see me until 7:00 tonight! This is the third tooth to break in the last six months! My dental bills are going to be astronomical. :tresmauvaisehumeur: Additional Comments: Tooth Update. The lil bugger is history! Just got back from the dentist. They had a cancellation so I was seen earlier. The tooth shattered down through the root. They pulled the shard that was lacerating my tongue, damn that hurts, and smoothed out the sharp edges. Tomorrow I will have the remains extracted and get a titanium post implanted into my jaw bone. Sadly the exact same thing happened on the other side of my mouth less than six months ago. I'm getting to be an expert on the procedure. On the whole I'd rather have a bacon s/w.

When I first became an active member on Cerb about 2 1/2 years ago there was a young lady who immediately caught my eye. I loved her fun and intelligent personality, humor and wit, friendly nature.... and she is HOT ! She took a hiatus :( but she came back :D Over the last few months I have really got to know this remarkable woman. I really came to love what I saw both inside and out. She's was a goddess in my eyes and I hadn't met her yet. The recent few weeks we had been discussing options and possible locations to meet and fortunately I was able to route myself through Ottawa after a visit to Toronto. I had the extreme pleasure of spending a considerable amount of time with her and any and all expectations of meeting this lady were exceeded big time !!! Goddess is pretty much an understatement. Cleo Catra The awesome fun and happy smile you see constantly ! The come and get me smile ..... What smile ? Who said anything about a smile ? That's just a hot freaking candid pic ;)

First thing I ate today was shower muff! Not sure why, but I'm always starving for that in the morning. After that I had a coffee and granola bar enroute to the office (not quite so satisfying).

Such a great thread. Definitely needs to be sticky. Heck, you should put them all in one list and make it into the FAQ. Thanks for the laugh.

I really hope to change your mind So please listen to my plea Rumour has it SPs from my city Offer full service BB Which means they use no condom When letting clients 'in' You all know in this business That's a major mortal sin We must keep one another safe It's the only thing we've got So by accepting this behaviour You're worse off than I thought No amount of cash you've got Will convince me to sex bare If you ever try and do it I'll crush your balls I swear Paid sex can't be unprotected Your dick could get infected So for those of us who don't And no matter what we won't Are the ones you need to see To remain STD free

Sending big hugs to Katherine and Malika and also to Andy, Jafo and Empty xox

I got news for you sweety..., you dont know what you are missing by spending all the time in you back... the teasing that you can experience by being on your stomach and just letting the lady caress you and touch you in the right way and in the right places.... make you imagination run wild as to what come next...., since you can not see her all you experience is her gentle touch.... arousing you until you cant hold it anymore and then when you turn around..... just let it all come out....

Has a sad... Can I have hugs? :(

Sooo sexy and erotic... :)

So this is funny, 19 year old "bree" sends me a message saying I'm rude, and told mod that I shouldn't be allowed on cerb because I'm being disrespectful, mmm so she posts the deceiving, stolen, photos trying to scam the hard working gents of the 'Peg and I'm the one who's being disrespectful ? You can also find her advertising as 24 year old Presley in the classifieds, so is Bree or Presley, 19 or 24 come on sister get it together, lol. Winnipeg hobbiests are constantly subjected to this kind of crap, from indies and agencies alike it has to be the bait and switch capital of north america. Sorry you guys have to second guess everyone , you probably have passed up some gems along the way only to be left with these scammers. As a special thanks to "bree" for her concern that I'm being disrespectful I though I'd post a few more of "her" pics from her other ads for you all to see that she's not quite what she makes herself out to be. Bree, posting fake pics is a no no! http://tudoaki99.blogspot.ca/2012/12/gostosas-do-facebook-4.html http://www.wooot.net/photo?id=63 http://www.exgirlfriendpics.org/galleries/2851/hot-compilation-of-nice-and-firm-asian-titties.html http://luscious.net/c/amateur/pictures/album/real-girls_36341/id/3922577/@topless_in_yoga_pants_nice http://www.naughtyselfpics.com/tasha-self-pics/ http://i244.photobucket.com/albums/gg16/qubit10/General%20Nonsense%20forum/skintight_dresses_on_tight_bodies_640_06_zps78ee1167.jpg http://thechive.com/2011/07/12/burn-your-bra-in-high-res-23-hq-photos/ http://uberhumor.com/girls-in-yoga-pants-god-i-love-this-sexy-trend-60-pictures http://therynoshorn.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/humpday-great-ass.jpg

Some may think my statement harsh but if you know you are dealing with a 16 yr old you deserve prosecution, thats a child. In my opinion 18 is to young, but thats just me. I know in Canada you are considered an adult at 18 but that is still a teenager, so is 19 . It is alot to expect teens to deal with adults in their 30's,40's, 50's and beyond. Although I realize everyone matures differently I can only think back when I was a teen and I know I wasn't an exception to how immature and unprepared they can be.