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Hey guys, I just wanted to share this with you, it's a project that I was working on with a good friend of mine: www.autismartauction.com In a nutshell, her son has autism and he has been unable to receive quality services from our healthcare system, and she's been pushing for an autism crisis centre fro some time... Since she hasn't made any headway in getting the government to put up the funds for it, she decided to start fundraising to get it built privately instead. This is also a personal issue for me, since one of my brothers has Asperger's Syndrome; I wrote a piece for the Huffington Post talking about how families need to be integrated into treatment to improve outcomes for people with autism, and together, we decided to launch the 1st Annual Autism Art Auction to raise funds for the crisis centre, and couple it with an episode of Sex Brains & Money! :) The concept is that based around the fact that a lot of people with autism seem to have strong creative abilities in other areas, so we encouraged people to donate their artwork, and we would auction it off as part of the fundraising effort. So please, check out the link, watch some of the clips, and if you're so inclined, please feel free to bid on one of the many great pieces in our gallery! We also did interviews with a number of professionals who've studied autism in different capacities, and included those on the website as well. Thanks for the support everyone, this is a cause that's close to a lot of people's hearts and we really hope we can make this happen, and improve services for people with autism across the country. :)

joe64 contacted me yesterday with a text that read.... '3pm incall?' I was at the Dentist's and responded to him as soon as I had turned my cell back on. I explained myself and apologized for missing his text. But I also went on to tell him he would have to include more than what he did in his next text for an appointment. I sent him an example of an appropriate text here on cerb, and he responds by complaining that I didn't text him back right away and wasn't available when he wanted me. My next move is to ask him for a reference. He says he already sent me one. He didn't. Finally today he tells me 3 ladies he has seen but then berates me for not valuing him as a client and that I'm putting him through too much hassle. Ending his PM that he would be looking on BP for someone serious. I'll tell you right now joe64, it has less to do with your race, and a lot more to do with your approach. You want me to give my body to you and you think ' 3pm incall?' is sufficient as an introductory first text and that my asking for a reference is a hassle? I think you may have a couple of things to learn before you start worrying about your race. I know for myself, if you properly introduce yourself and conduct yourself respectfully towards me, race is not an issue. I believe that gentlemen come in all shapes, sizes and colours.

I'm so juvenile! But it is funny. http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=xCGfgnU18yk

As a Bud Light drinker I love this one ;) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zWk3Dp6ezRI

Very well said Soleil. Although I 99% of the time ignore texts, & the reason for it is because of their approach. U available, or where you located. Not a single hello or an introduction. Eventually what I see having happened here was him getting a lot of pm's wondering who this apparent racist SP is. You asking him to tell him a bit more about himself is far from being racist. He seems to be quite hung up on his race & unfortunately he thinks that the ladies will decline him an appointment due to it. That won't be the reason to decline the appointment, his attitude & how he treated you when you'd like to know a bit more about someone that you are providing your body & time to. Wow Joe is all I can say. The majority of the ladies I know would have ignored your text altogether, zero response. Soleil was nice & patient enough to respond then you play a blame game with her. She is a very sweet & kind hearted woman, who probably doesn't have a single racist bone in her body.

Going back home to spend some quality time with family and all the four legged furry's I have at home. A funny thing happened. I run a cat rescue. Well, a cat showed up last week. He was not a stray cat and he was determined to come inside my house. I thought, some people are so ignorant, why would they drop off a cat at my place. He was friendly, clean and looked similar to another cat I had neutered and found a new home for, but this one was smaller then Tommy. So, I put an ad on kijiji about a found cat, hoping he had just run away. Didn't get any responses, but I kept feeding this cat. Well, took him to the vet to get neutered, and it turns out he was already neutered. Well, I was looking at him the other day (not home often, so only saw him a couple of times since he arrived), and realized that he was in fact Tommy. That same day, the family that adopted him contacted me to say this was their cat, he had run away 2 weeks ago. So, I am glad that someone didn't abandon their cat with me, that Tommy obviously loves living with me. His new home was at least 3 kilometers away and it took him 2 weeks to reach me. Must be doing something right with these cats if they insist on coming back to me. I've spayed/neutered 18 cats so far, and counting. At least Tommy didn't need to be neutered twice. I thought it was funny that not one of us realized this was Tommy and not Jr. Ya gotta laugh at life sometimes.

I Like Tattoos Daily has gorgeous photographs on Twitter (https://twitter.com/iLikeTattsDaily). Here's one of their photographs from today:

It took until 2013 for a male athlete playing in the world of professional team sports in North America to openly admit he is gay. He immediately received lots of support from other players in social media. Hopefully this will help others feel comfortable enough to be who they are and not feel like they have to hide their true self. http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/magazine/news/20130429/jason-collins-gay-nba-player/?sct=hp_t11_a2&eref=sihp

I think he is wondering about the "in room" charges for options, and for those you need to actually, politely and discreetly, ask the Ma. Some Indys' post various options and pricing on their websites. Usually their totals equals the MPs' room charge + "tip". Just GO, and tell them it's your first time, and you're on Cerb...From my experience they are all really nice ladies and I dont think they will try to pull any fast ones. Enjoy

We can start the count down..., 10.....

I so look forward to the World's Best Commercials show every year. The best commercials from around the world and some of them are classic. This is my fave Guinness Commercial And Durex

Hi Summer, I think Roamingguy was directing his comment to meatbeater who is a new member and being this is something new, as CERB has recently taken a new pro active stance to get new members posting and to encourage more community participation, he would not have seen much at this point. You my dear are always a beautiful addition to every thread and I think there are many men who would be upset it you spent THAT much time posting instead of taking care of them! lol Let's embrace the new and make this a vibrant and sexually rampant community with lots of connections!

The Sheriff of Nottingham. In every Robin Hood book/movie/whatever I've ever seen, I always end up rooting for him. Alas, he never wins... I don't know why, but it's probably because Robin Hood is usually so nauseatingly nice. And, of course, Alan Rickman was the best of them, although he fact that he had the most horrendous Robin Hood of the lot probably doesn't hurt.

Well to be honest I find your question a little unfair to the community and in particular the 3 ladies you identified. I'll leave your reference to the local gals aside and frankly understand your point of you. However, you've been here for awhile and likely have come to know that every gentleman has their preferences. The 3 ladies which are coming your way are different in their looks and personality. My suggestion would be to get to know them as best you can from their ads, recommendations, etc...and pick one who you feel best aligns with your interests. In my opinion and I know of all them - they are each amazing in their own way and I would look forward to my next chance to meet with them. However, I suspect you only have about another week to do your research because these ladies will likely be fully booked...and then your decision will be made for you. I won't say best of luck...cause I think each of them would bring a special time. Cub

Col. Hans Landa, Inglorious Basterds Mr. Blonde, Reservoir Dogs Anton Chigurh, No Country for Old Men Tommy DeVito, Goodfellas Jaws Catwoman, The Dark Night Rises Joker, The Dark Night Patrick Bateman, American Psycho Dave Harken, Horrible Bosses Hannibal Lecter, Silence of the Lamb Amon Goeth, Schindler's List Kathy Bates, Misery Elle Driver, Kill Bill They are my best villains as they were all successful at giving me the creeps!

Don't forget Sensual Erin and Megan Touch!

The other side of the coin of the "Movie/TV characters you can't stand" thread. Completely despicable, irredeemable, amoral, power hungry, evil characters that you can't help but cheer on and route for! Be it movies, tv or literarature. I'll start things off with all 3 :p Dr. Hannibal Lecter (preferably as portrayed by Anthony Hopkins):

I'm always open and fairly willing to try and experience new things. So I'm curious whether its for personal or couple, male or female toys what's your favourite sex toy? What your recommendation?

Im sure we can ALL relate to this. Even Men. They seem to leave men out of these campaigns supporting self esteem. Men have heart, brains, and soul too. Only I guess it's less socially acceptable for men to have 'feelings' or 'body image issues'. Either way just wanted to share this link on how self critical people can be on themselves, yet the world sees them differently. ;-) Everyone has SEXY in them ;) Giddy Up!

In ottawa it is becoming a regular thing that is offered . Personally I am not a fan. I mean who is happy after only 15 minutes? It seems animalistic even 30 minutes seems rushed. But if it is being offered it must mean there is a demand

I love that people are looking for this :) Just for the sake of getting the facts out about female genitalia, there is not really any such thing as "vagina lips". For too long the true names of our parts have been muddled and misunderstood. The vagina is only the birth canal. The lips are the "inner labia". The whole thing including the outer and inner labia, vagina, clitoris, urethra, etc is the vulva. :) There was another thread recently about ladies with meaty labia here too: http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=125366

Nice thread! Well, I have to give a nod to the Old Spice guy: I love my cat, but he's just the type of mischief-maker that would get me into this sort of trouble: And I can't help myself, I have to include these two: :wink:

I am a car guy so here are a few good car commercials. And I always liked this one.

Northern N-B why are you so dead??

Any Truly professional who has spent time to build their client list, reputation etc...WOULD NOT EVER EVER approach you in public! Same goes for me, I am a married women, I would hope you would not approach me either:( If you stick to established ladies/agencies, then let your worries to rest, cause I do not know of any reputable lady that would compromise either of our identity or safety:) There are many who travel here, in mind is Emily , Gabriell, Meaghan, Amelia, and Cleo coming soon!! But also we do have a few diamonds in the ruff here locally IE: Miss Aeva, Mary, Tiffany, Jesse, the list can go on and on. I feel for a small town we are blessed to have so many that actually do take the time to visit and to take the time to become established providers in Frederiton, Moncton and Saint John. Just need to be aware of their dates for availability. As stated, just be sure you can cross reference reputations and their work ethics:) Happy trails, be safe and smart always:)

More like this!!!

Abba, take a chance on me. Gimme a break , it's on galaxie 70's lol

If this was OD.... would be a Bacon disposal LOL Maybe it would look something like this...

Today is a great day to enjoy a relaxing yet sensual and steamy massage! I am 5'4, big blue eyes, short dark hair and curvy with tattoos that compliment my body in all the right places!! I will provide you with a sensual massage to get you started. I will follow up with a sexy body slide that will have you wanting more! Satisfying for the eyes and the body!! Then I will let the bubbles lead the trail for my fingers in the shower!! Duos couples body slides showers reverse massage foot fetishes I am here today to heighten you senses today from 10:30PM - 5:00PM at Angel's Touch 613-274-7073 or Private Message to book. __________________

Congrats on 100 !! You have been a most wonderful presence on Cerb ! Keep em coming !!

Well Done! :)

Is Riddick considered a villain? Can't wait for the next movie due out this year!

Did you know that a lobster's blood is colorless but when exposed to oxygen it turns blue?

Did you know Ralph Lauren's original name was Ralph Lifshitz?

All the hotels in downtown Halifax are more than fine to come into, but I personally would avoid staying at the Westin. It is high traffic for SP's and on some occasions hotel security stops ladies and or their guests. Any hotel in which lots of Sp's work from is a red flag to stay away. There are way nicer and much more discreet hotels to stay in, and if you need any info please feel free to email me, for the privacy of myself and others I wont list hotels on a public board.

Karina is from MTL, and visits Ottawa regularly... http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/member.php?u=71880 http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?ltr=K&t=103716 Highly recommend, can't go wrong. I expect to be added to your xmas card list for this one... :)

Does Dexter count? If so, I am totally letting him doing some errr naughty things to me

Rio! Icing or frosting?? (evil laugh... bwhahahahahahah)

You guys are all very nice with your repsonses...I am not. Anyone who is an actual professional would know NOT TO WORK during any type of infection. She is the one supposedly with the goo down there-so she has to know somethig aint right. Since she still choose to do massages-she should have skipped the body slides and kept her pants on.

Definitely missing the talented and beautiful Miabella.

As an Angel/Paradise Spa Attendant (MA) I would say I am more than happy to shower with my clients... But if you would like a shower together to start things you are best to let your attendant (MA) know. My standard is that the start of the appointment shower is for hygiene sakes.... ensure your day is washed away so to speak. But I do have clients that enjoy a few extra hands to ensure they are all clean and that showers are more than fun when done together. For these clients... or one that requests I would love to jump in the shower with you at the begining of the appointment! At the end of my appointments I enjoy spending that extra time to clean off with my clients..... As it is a "total experience" that we at AT/PS are offering, if you would like to spend more time in the shower ( or really have any reasonale request) please ask your attendant(MA), and I am sure they would be more than happy to oblige you! Happy Hobbying..... xoxoxo Tiffany

As a long time fan of being trampled, perhaps I can add to MightyPen's excellent insight. I used to think that I was very alone in this, but I've researched it pretty thorougly. It's not nearly as unusual, nor as straightforward as you might think. The fetish typically begins in childhood. Very early, like age 5 or 6. Think of a young boy crawling around the floor playing with his toys while the women who love and nurture and protect him, like his Mom, Grandma, aunts and older sisters either walk about the room going about their business, or are sitting chatting or watching TV or reading. Who knows what happens, but somehow their feet and legs get imprinted on his sexual psyche. As the fellow grows older, the fetish takes its own twists and turns, so some guys will ask for a slow, loving trample, some will want a disinterested bitch who doesn't care about what she is doing, some will want a pse-type of trample that really seems to get the woman excited (perhaps as a prelude to her sitting on him and taking him), some will want the pain of your heels digging in, and some will want to experience the crushing weight. So in your role of trampler, the first thing to do is figure out what the guy needs. Almost every guy will want more than he can really take. That's important for you to understand. MightyPen's suggestion of starting slowly and gradually buillding up the intensity is a good one for several reasons. First, it's safe, secondly it wll give your client a great experience even if he can't take as much as he hoped, and finally it will allow you to guage how much he can take. You will be very much in control of everything that happens, so it is important for you to really pay attention to him; not just to what he says, but also to his beaviour and body signals. Twice I have been unable to talk when a woman stood on me. Give the fellow time to warm up. Like any atheletic activity, you risk injury of you don't. The first time you step on him, place your foot on his stomach and slowly transfer your weight onto him. Try not to stand on one foot for too long as you are stepping up; when you're on one foot, you are doubling the pressure on that spot on him. Only stand for a few seconds the first time. Give him a moment to recover, and then step on him again, longer this time. Each time stay a little longer, or start gently walking about. There are more muscles in his stomach than his chest, so he is likely to take your weight on his stomach easier. As soon as you step off, the cool air rushes into him, and in many cases, he will be ready to receive your weight again with 10 seconds or less. You can use that knowledge to vary the intensity. Some fellows may want you to walk on their pelvis, penis, legs, arms and even their head. Start slowly until your get to know the guy. Some guys try to hold their breath while you are on top. Discourage this; he will take you longer if he dosen't hold his breath. It's also safer since his blood pressure won't build up so fast. I've been told that smaller men seem to take trampling better than larger men. A man who is fit will take it better than a man who is out of shape. The newer the fellow is to being trampled, the less he is likely to be able to take as much as he hoped. Keeping your balance while standing on someone is hard to do; it takes a fair amount of core body strength on your part. If you do this long enough, you will work up a sweat. If you don't have a strong core, you will fidget as you try to keep your balance, and that will make it difficult for him to take. The less you fidget, the longer he will be able to take your weight. Don't stand with all your weight on his heart. If you aren't too heavy, a few seconds there will not be a problem, but if you stay there for too long, he could have a real problem. It's a good idea to have something very solid to hand onto, like a kitchen counter, a solid chair or couch, or a wall. A hallway trample or trampling in a doorway is good. Avoid hanging onto something that might topple and hurt you both like a bookcase. Barefoot trampling is easier and safer than trampling with shoes or boots. You can keep your balance easier, and you will not leave any marks with bare or stockinged feet. With boots and shoes, it's not just the sharpness of the heel that you have to think about. If you twist your foot on his skin, the tread on the bottom of your shoe could bruise or tear his skin. Also the edges of the heels of even chunky shoes and boots can be quite sharp and could tear his skin. Your weight is obviously a factor, but not as much as you might imagine. I've been fortunate to be trampled by women in the 130 to 300 lb range, and each experience is unique and enjoyable. (When the 500 lb woman stood on me, I saw blue stars for a couple of seconds before I passed out.) If you are of average size, where you stand on him (upper chest, lower chest, chest and stomach or all stomach), how long you stand on him, how much you let him warm up, and how much you fidget will really determine how long he can take it. Oh, and if he's quite erect, he will probably last even longer. If you both get really revved up, you could be amazed at the jumping and stomping that he will enjoy. But start slowly!!! I always ask the woman to tie my hands at my sides or slightly behind me, for her safey and mine. A collar and leash is great, too! Look on youtube for femdom trample; there are some gems there. And of course, if you would like a personal introductory lesson or someone to test out your technique, I'd be glad to oblige!

Good question! Trampling isn't really one of my "things", but I understand the mind-set and I've experienced it a bit in the past. 1. Why? For the "why", you have to start by wrapping your mind around the fetish itself: and like any other fetish, here some object is imbued irrationally with immense sexual significance. We all "get" that spike-heeled shoes and boots are sexy; they're presented that way in our culture all the time. Now just magnify that symbolic role immensely. For whatever reason, the shoes or boots in this case are extremely powerful sexual tokens all by themselves in the mind of the "enthusiast", and even moreso when "wielded" by a woman who herself grasps their sexual power. (That last bit is an important point. In my experience, an oblivious and uncomprehending woman saps the sexiness out of the fetish object when she tries to wield it clumsily and without understanding. Yet who can blame her? The fetishy aspect of something can be completely weird and incomprehensible to those who don't share it.) So, if sexy footwear is the absolute pinnacle of lustful sexiness to a guy, then having a woman "use" them on him is deeply exciting. Maybe it will help if you imagine that you've acquired a penis, except it's a boot. ;) (And you've got two of them!) Now... what are you going to do with it? 2. How? The actual standing on top of and trampling part is a way for the guy to submissively experience the footwear fetish. The power is all in the boots and the woman wearing them. Specific acts that appeal vary with the guy, but don't imagine that you're going hiking on his body and tromp about. You've got a sexual tool; use it seductively and a bit threateningly and you're on the right path. Go slowly, don't just jump on. Start with one foot while standing on the other, and then apply more weight to the "active" foot. Lean on something that will take part of your weight and work your way up to applying more pressure. You standing on top with both feet and without other support will be the pinnacle of the process, not the first thing you leap into. That kind of buildup is sexy in itself; the rising threat and tension, nursed and drawn out to maximum effect; think of it like building up to an orgasm. 3. Isn't this dangerous? Very good question. I guess the right answer is "well yeah, a bit." Keep in mind that people can have cars roll over their chests and suffer just some fractured ribs. The two most important parts are knowing where to step, and spreading your weight about; never put all your weight on a stiletto heel because yeah, just like it's namesake, that sucker is going to go right through someone's ribs. The chest and back are well protected and can bear considerable weight; but I've just decided I'm not really qualified to say what's safe and what's not, so seek some online resources and work it out with the guy before starting. Despite all those admonitions... just be reasonably careful, and have fun with it! I'm jealous of all the tools women have in their toolkits. ;)

Bare-back boner-eating? Close... :)

Sorry to contradict you Lindsay but my understanding of what is happening is not exactly how you portrait it. The new Regulations prescribing certain offences to be serious offences is of federal jurisdiction, not provincial, which means it applies all over Canada. By classifying of serious offencethe keeping of a common bawdy-house (subsection 210(1) and paragraph 210(2)(c)), keeping a bawdy-house, when suspected of being kept by 3 individuals, now falls under crimes regulated by the dispositions regarding organized crime. This means that keeping a bawdy-house can now be punished of a minimum five years sentence and plus, that people suspected of these activities can be wiretap, found guilty of organized crime, etc. Now, if you look through some court decisions, a woman who was working from her apartment on a regular basis was convicted of keeping a bawdy-house (1972), etc. This means, as an exemple, that if you, me and another lady decide to share a flat for incalls, we could be convicted of being a "criminal organization" perpetrating an "organized crime" because we are 3 individuals practicing a lucrative activity that is prohibited and now qualified of serious offence - which are the criteria used by justices to determine if an act qualify of organized crime. Of course discreet independent escorts are not authorities number one priority. Nevertheless, I have no doubt this new regulation can hit in places where it should not. In my humble opinion, it is also a way to enforce all laws surrounding prostitution. Our right wing minority government dislike all kind of prostitution and makes no discrimination when it comes to define who is a prostitute or not, whatever you define yourself as (street hooker, courtisane, escort...). Their douchebags jesus freak supporters all over Canada think the same way and lots of them are elected or powerful policeman with too much time on their hands. To what I know, sex workers groups are, in part, fighting to abolish the existing disposition regarding bawdy-house in order for us to be able to work as groups in safe environments, share fees... while sparing us facing criminal charge. I find this news quite depressing. However, I still have hope that the constitutional challenges in Ontario and Vancouver will put an end to that nonsense. FYI: This new regulation does not need to be vote. Since 2002, right after september 11, the Chamber voted in favor of permetting the elected government to pass new regulations concerning criminal offences without having them debate and voted by the majority. http://canadagazette.gc.ca/rp-pr/p2/2010/2010-08-04/html/sor-dors161-eng.html http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prostitution_in_Canada#197_Bawdy_house_definition Additional Comments: Sorry, i guess i was replying at the same time than you both.