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Yes most ladies advertise in advance, however the majority don't book anything in advance (hotel, airfare,etc). Then when they go to do so, it is VERY expensive and there are NO hotels left. Then we all read a random I NEED help(Ive arrived and there are no hotels,etc)post on the board. There may be interest, but if there is not enough pre bookings made or pre screenings done, the trip may be cancelled (this however only applies to ladies that screen) Plus unless a lady is well established, cancelling a trip can bite her in the ass on a future attempt at visiting as when she re-annouces her trip there will be less people likely willing to pre-book with the chance that she no shows or cancels her tour.

I am definitely not ashamed of my choice to be an escort/companion.. If anything, I find it empowering. I took ownership for what I truly enjoy, exploring sexuality and pleasing people, and am spending my time and efforts into making my business out of it. I see this as one of my kinks, I just thank the universe that other people enjoy it too ;) Yes, I know its taboo, it blows my mind how porn, webcams and the like, as public and indiscreet as they are, are generally considered more acceptable than being a paid companion who noone would recognize, and conducts business behind closed doors. I wouldnt be comfortable exposed completely for all to watch, but remove the cameras and thats taboo? lol Although I'm not about to announce my current career at a family dinner (I know most would never understand my choice, nor do I feel the need to justify it), I'm proud to be able to do what we do, I know its not for everyone, but it works for me, I enjoy it, and am not hurting anyone. If someone close to me wanted to start in the business, I wouldnt discourage them, but I would be completely honest of the pros and cons, risks etc, as it isnt a choice to make in haste. But done safely, and with the proper amount of care and consideration, I wouldnt have an issue with a friend/loved one trying it, they may truly enjoy it as much as I do ;)

I agree. This event, where Cat is concerned could have happened in another time and in another place as well, and is out of context with it being a disclosure of personal info. I think the post was more of a shot at a recent,polite, query by Nicolette on a post by Il Re

Hi Ladies, I see you all like to post pictures of yourselves. As a fan of America's Next Top Model, I've learned that looking good in real life and looking good on camera are VERY different things. Some of you seem to have more success than others in bringing out your best qualities so perhaps these articles I've recently come across will be interesting for some of you. Some tips from a professional model: http://jenbrookmodel.tumblr.com/post/50341534413/dear-model-kindest-regards-other-model-xxx Some tips from a kid who does cosplay: Hope you enjoy.

I don't see a problem with her post. It's done in complete anonymity so nobody will know who it was. Even if it's a recommendation board, there's still "negative" threads. (turn-off, what not to do, bad experience, etc) As long as nobody is pointed (and no "subtle" hints), it helps this community and everyone present to have better experiences.

Very simple answer, I will simply add "NO GLASSES TO BE WORN" like my other non negotiable rule... NO SOCKS ONCE NAKED! cat

Ashamed? No, I know what I do and don't feel that. I am recently open to some that live around me, not my family though However, a neighbor I think has figured out who I am online. Asking stupid questions like "you are 5'4" right"? Not a question someone would normally ask a friend. So, I'm thinking, great now I have an idiot who thinks he knows something about me. I've managed to deflect his questions as someone who is rambling while drunk. He pisses me off. When I am home, I am not Meaghan. I am me. I dress differently, act differently - I am me. I don't want people thinking they can spend time with my working self for free. I never see friends or aquantainces in this business. If they call me, I will tell them so. I would rather keep the friendship. However, if the friendship starts to intrude into my working self, I will sever the relationship. I still won't see them because they disrespected my boundaries. I am very blunt to those that overstep the boundaries. To the point of telling them I will deck them if they continue. This neighbor has not taken it a step further. However, if he has not figured it out yet, he will soon. He has shown me disrespect by asking the type of questions he has asked. His opinion of me does not matter to me. However, my guard is up on him. Ashamed? No, I am proud to be able to provide this service. Proud of the quality of the encounters I provide. Not everyone can do this. There are those that think they can, and quickly figure out they cannot. xoxo

Well, I smile very frequently but today was because my Son left me a bag of bits and bites with an awesome note!

Supertramp. On vinyl. On my turntable. At an unacceptable volume level. Bwahahahahaha. LOVE it.

For the curious, the review is here: http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=439388 Great to renew acquaintence with you last night, Megan. So happy I did :-)

I'm going to stick my neck out on this one, if I may comment of how I see the difference? The thread that was removed may have succeeded in something: The esteem of other members that find such an acquisition impressive. Now as far as this thread is concerned, The OP brought to our attention something that is not always embraced by it's audience as it digs into the "smelly" reality of what makes us human. Cat had only responded to the OP's query. Double standard? I simply just don't see it that way. This is just my opinion, but I don't think these things should be taken so seriously. Especially since it all started with one tiny little innocent fart? :)

In the west end today come stop by and have some fun with us, their from 11-12 don't miss out ;) Lots of sexy play time.

I like her to be engaged and interested.....the rest will take care of itself.. Peace MG

I sincerely want to thank all who responded as I've been surprised and thankfully educated and now informed. This above response was the main reason I thought men wanted to give up "the lead" I had no idea and feel rather silly for it, for not realizing that men need to be desired and need to see and feel that on a session. I guess I still have old thoughts and ideas such as- if a guy gets sucked and fucked, excuse my bluntness- that he'll be happy. Obviously, and hence the gfe, men want passion just as much and maybe even more than women. Thanks for enlightening me. For me the wonderful and most exciting aspect of these relationships is the learning process, As in life every moment/session is a new one and something can be learned from it. To the men that like to be dominant or take the lead-yum!!:biggrin:No matter the role one takes on understanding one another is the first and most important step, then chemistry, then fireworks, then big smiles-enjoy everyone and thanks.

May be easier to say what does not make me smile.... Coffee in the morning!! that may be #1... without my first cup of coffee I may not smile all day.... OK I will smile but not as big and bright.. hehe Then a hug... then kind of one that warms your entire being.... feels like home and you could just live there forever! My Favorite song on the radio... a bit easier now that I have Sirius radio and my songs are programed to alert me when they are playing on a station I am not listening too!!! love Love LOVE this option! Sunshine!! pure plain and simple! there is a million and 2 more, but I will stop there for now! :) Keep smiling all!! Kisses, xox

Your welcome Cato; I probably am responsible for 100,000 of them :) Seriously though thanks for starting this thread and contributing valuable insight.

I think texting has become more acceptable now as the speed of technology increases along with the instant gratification it brings. Also, some SPs have realized that it has worked for them as we can't always answer the phone or perhaps we're among family or friends where we can't answer the necessary questions that clients ask. As long as texting isn't abused in the sense that a person isn't going to ask a million questions text by text, it's fine as long as there is a light at the end of the tunnel in terms of getting straight to the point. The texts I like to receive that know my time isn't being wasted goes as follows..."Hello Nicolette, my name is xxxxx and I was wondering if you're free today at xxx hours for half hour? Thanks very much....xxxxx" There was a recent thread regarding sending a text and simply saying "Hi" to an SP. This is fine as long as the next text is going to get straight to the point. And if you're wondering about what services an SP provides, ask it all in one text. Sometimes we are driving or doing whatever and one text after another that drags on for 10 or 15 minutes can sometimes go against the efficiency in how we run our business and book appts. Hope this helps. :)

I'm a bad liar. A very bad liar. Best I can seem to do is omit details. Because of this, whatever I do I have to be ready to admit it. This means if my mom, kids, or an eventual girlfriend were to ask me, I'd have to answer the question. It took me a while to take the first step (must have restarted that intro PM a dozen times). I had to convince myself that while this is frowned upon by the bible-thumping population, that I was doing no harm or even disrespect. There was a lot of social conditioning to work through, which many of lurking members which haven't taken the jump yet are probably working through too. The "no shame" posts seem to predominately come from the more active members, those who have been around and have accepted who they are. I'm guessing that for each "no shame" post, there are at least a handful of those which do feel some shame. I invite them to take advantage of the cerb anonymity to share their views. It might end up being liberating.

Admittedly, I could lose 20-25 lbs for health reasons even though I'm considered healthy but the way I am built, I will never be stick skinny and I've come to accept that. I hit 110 lbs one time and my face looked sickly and gaunt and was told I looked like a 12 year old elf. I'm the only one in my family with boobs, ass, an hourglass figure and am proud of it. I don't listen to haters or those assholes on other sites who tell me I'm too fat. I really couldn't give a flying fuck. I'm an attractive woman and my track record in this business speaks for itself with my long list of regulars and new clients. Self acceptance is one of the greatest freedoms I have ever experienced!

I'm new to CERB and would love to get my name out there a little more. I'll be at barb's tonight and tomorrow from 9pm-2am. Hopefully I'll be able to put faces with names! XxooxX Megan

Agree 100% :) The body is an amazing wonder, with so many things constantly going on inside us... sometimes you can't control all these functions as perfect as you wish. I think a quick "sorry!" and a laugh would be appropriate for sure. Quiffs, sneezes, farts, coughs and giggles... sex is not somehow magically exempt from these things. Our bodies are magnificent and we should not be ashamed of them in any way. :) I actually posted a video and wrote a short piece related to this subject last night on my blog. Titled, Sex is not a Fairytale, which says it all. Sex is human, raw and so very imperfect. It's not always, (or ever) like in the movies with chocolate dipped strawberries, fireworks and simultaneous orgasms. Sex is what it is. Sex is sweaty, with different smells, uncontrollable motions, funny noises, funny faces, and that's okay, and that is how I like it. :)

Eh, farts happen. Apologize, laugh, keep going.

Perhaps I am old fashioned and this is just my personal opinion. This falls under the same category for me as not eating garlic, onions or strong food prior to a date. I don't like to smell these things so why would anyone else. I realize the body has a mind of its own and may even ad some humor to any situation but for me that is quite a no no. It would just never happen.

Kris makes an excellent point. I am amazed (maybe embarrassed is a better description) that there are so many guys that want to hit on the RMT's thinking that deep down inside, these girls MUST be itching to jerk a guy off for a change.. And as for guys that think they are going to find an RMT that will jerk them off and then process the billing thru their Blue Cross coverage?? OMG... Please, do us all a favor. Stop imagining that every RMT that advertises is going to miraculously provide you with a happy ending. These people are in this business as registered practitioners. This pisses off the RMT's, their Association, and the cops. Give it a rest, fellas...

I wanted to take a few moments to thank not only the gentlemen but the entire Cerb community for one of the best changes I've seen since my return to the hobby ( had been gone since 2008 )... During the pre-chatroom era ( circa 2005-2008 ) I was often chastised for being an SP who wasn't a size 0. I'm a size 12. You know who else was a size 12? Marilyn. I don't need to write out her last name, you know damn well who I am talking about. Over the last few months, I can see that the diversity of cerbites has increased greatly, which shows in cases like preferable women's sizes no longer being a biased, one-sided affair. Even if women my size are not your cup of tea, the respect shown concerning "to each their own" is staggeringly exceeding my expectations. Thank you cerbites for believing in "all women are beautiful in their own way" !!! An especially BIG thanks to the mods also, as this chastisement was allowed to take place on "the other board" which is the main reason for my switch to this one only :) I love your no tolerance for BS! ________________________________________________ FOOD FOR THOUGHT: 1. Marilyn Monroe's body measurements: Height: 5'5 Weight: 118-140 lbs Bust: 35-37 inches Waist: 22-23 inches Hips: 35-36 inches Bra size: 36D 2. Dove's "REAL BEAUTY" campaign: http://www.dove.ca/en/Social-Mission/About-the-Movement.aspx 3. Definition beau·ti·ful adj. a) Having qualities that delight the senses, especially the sense of sight. b) Excellent; wonderful. beauti·ful·ly adv. beauti·ful·ness n. Synonyms: beautiful, lovely, pretty, handsome, comely, fair All these adjectives apply to what excites aesthetic admiration. Beautiful is most comprehensive: a beautiful child; a beautiful painting; a beautiful mathematical proof. Lovely applies to what inspires emotion rather than intellectual appreciation: "They were lovely, your eyes" (George Seferis). What is pretty is beautiful in a delicate or graceful way: a pretty face; a pretty song; a pretty room. Handsome stresses poise and dignity of form and proportion: a very large, handsome paneled library. "She is very pretty, but not so extraordinarily handsome" (William Makepeace Thackeray). Comely suggests wholesome physical attractiveness: "Mrs. Hurd is a large woman with a big, comely, simple face" (Ernest Hemingway). Fair emphasizes freshness or purity: "In the highlands, in the country places,/Where the old plain men have rosy faces,/And the young fair maidens/Quiet eyes" (Robert Louis Stevenson). 4. Most importantly: BEAUTY LIES WITHIN THEY EYE OF THE BEHOLDER

Having the opportunity to take a wonder outside today in a glorious sun. Not even sure where I'm going to wander to. But then, that's the fun! Camera in hand and the batteries are all charged up. A way we go!..... will report later from the frontier :) Have a Great Day Everyone. PatrickGC

All three pictures are from a Latino SP's SEA account from Toronto...make of that what you will.

Bigger smile. Just thinking of the lovely woman that made me the benefactor of lots of vinyl... :)

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I wish I could go back and change my CERB name, or at least have a cool story as to why I picked it. Nippongakki is a Japanese guitar brand. So my name would be really cool if I knew anything about guitars. The actual story is much lamer. At the time I signed up last year, there was a dumb reality show called Barter Kings on the air. I'm not sure if its even on any more but the premise was that these two guys would start with something inexpensive and, through a series of trades, make their way up to something valuable. Now one of these guys had turrets syndrome and certain words would get stuck in his head and he would just scream them out at inappropriate times. One of these words was nippongakki, that he got stuck on while trying to trade for a guitar. Well the ensuing hijinx made me laugh and was still fresh in my memory a day or two later when I was "researching" some adds on EC. One particular lady mentioned that she was well reviewed on CERB. Well, not knowing what CERB was I promptly entered it into the googler and unknowingly stumbled upon my new addiction. But in order to see the review I wanted to see, I needed an account. So having just watch this episode and not putting any real thought into an account I thought I'd never use, I picked Nippongakki as my cerb handle because I think I'm funny and it amused me that particular day. Now, anytime I meet a lady from CERB I have to go through this dumb story! Maybe I should just tell them I play guitar, it would be a lot easier and way cooler!

B......is for bad girls with great skills!

As has been mentioned before, in the first couple of meetings with a lady I prefer to let her lead the encounter so that I can understand her style and boundaries. I hate trial and error type situations especially in this business and I'm a little concerned that being too forward with a lady you don't really know could come off as aggressive and might make the lady uncomfortable in my company. That is definitely not a tone that I want to set. I'm a natural dominant type personality and prefer to lead so after the first couple of meetings I will take the lead for the future encounters.

congrats MsManda on the 100 post looking forward to lots more

So I have to ask this question. Did you as an SP who respects your clients and their privacy get consent for what you posted about him. Did he consent to you posting this here? I just want to make sure that we don't have a double standard here in CERB, because if we did, the utility of this board for clients and providers would surely diminish.

YMMV to me means, with the proper hygiene, respect and being a gentleman. Plus the phase of the moon, the temperature, the mood, the time of day. Karma, Luck , being in the right place at the right times, means you can have an outstanding date. A wild and crazy time. Actually a good sense of humour helps a lot. I must be lucky or funny, cause most of dates I've had so far with Cerb women have exceeded my expectations :) Cerb Women Rock :)

I like M-M cause she notices everyone's achievements.

Geez he takes the whole damn bakery, assholes are everywhere, sorry Meaghan, its at these times we have to think of all the good hobbyists. There seems to be a plethora off odd calls lately which does suck....maybe it has something to do with all this cold wet weather.:confused0024:

I've had my experience with jealous dancers. I know back in my 1997-2001 visits to Pigale and Bare Fax a dancer would be upset if somebody got to me first as I usually saw only one woman at the time. It wasn't until later that I could financially see 3 in one night. I remember I made the fabulous Natina jealous one night. I feel there are girls who are jealous of other girls who get more customers. I can sense it. Even if you're just as attractive as your competition, men want to be with those girls who are more outgoing, wilder in the CR and simply know how to push men's buttons. We expect a fantasy in the CR and we don't feel a quiet, by-the-numbers dancer is what we wish to see. Funny thing is, I also get jealous of men who are spending time with these fantastic ladies I want to see, too.

Actually douche bag and sex offender Remember, any unwanted sexual contact is a sexual assault. Seeing a professional companion doesn't give a guy carte blanche approval to do any sexual activity he wants, the lady's boundaries must be respected RG

Had the pleasure of seeing Jennifer for a second time in Halifax earlier today. She is everything you would want in that "girl next door". When I entered the hotel room, she was wearing a very sexy baby doll outfit and greeted me with warm hugs and kisses. Chatted for a few minutes abut our last time together, and then proceeded to enjoy the great services that Jennifer offers. She has a great body, and knows how to use it. It was every bit as enjoyable as the first time I saw her and would highly recommend you see Jennifer, if that girl next door type is to your liking. Thanks to MGF for the great girls they send to our area.

Walking in to my house and having my entire furry family waiting at the door to greet me. Gawd I love these little monsters.

In my first and second encounters with a lady, I let the lady lead. You may not know her boundaries well enough to initiate. It's not so much about me giving up control as it is a question is the lady willing to give up her control to someone she doesn't know A rambling RG

I had this happen recently and was stunned! Not by the fact that gas occurred, it happens to all of us but that it was during oral and he had been encouraging me to massage his anus. How do you not know you have a doozy sitting in wait and that if the seal is broken it's going to escape right in the face of your provider? He literally let one go on my hand, it hit me in face causing me to gag and throat regurgitate. He's lucky I didn't spill my lunch all over his manhood. It took me hours to wash off and I could still smell it if only in my mind the next day. The kicker was that he seemed oblivious and didn't even apologize. Deleted him from my email and put him on the "NEVER AGAIN, NOT IN A MILLION YEARS" list for the decided lack of remorse shown... cat

Here's me splashing about in the Windigo Falls in the Laurentides!

I would heartily recommend Katherine. Nuru is a pretty amazing experience. It most definitely should be tried at least once.

She's holland03 on cerb.