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  1. 6 points
    The Big Ripoff: TER, The Texas Murder Aquittal, and the Myth of the Vulnerable Client By Charlotte Shane http://titsandsass.com/the-big-ripoff-ter-the-texas-murder-aquittal-and-the-myth-of-the-vulnerable-client/ Very interesting article brought to my attention by another SP. Hobbyists, please share your thoughts. :)
  2. 5 points
    There is a long and complicated thing I could go through but let's keep it simple. Shit happens. My best "old guy" advice is to file the episode under Future Funny Bar Stories. Move on. If you focus on it it will happen again. That being said, if you are otherwise in good health and this becomes a regular thing, take yourself off to see the good doctor.
  3. 4 points
    It is a cool thread .... i'm with ya on this one (the hair thingy you're mentioning there;-P ). Now now, You know Lee, RG, you two are not the only CERB stud muffins to be eye candy .... ;-) What's sexier than me in an apron in the kitchen ? .... or showing off with bling-bling ? ... or being in a business suit and tie?
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    Be aware of what? "Throat cancer is considered to be uncommon and a small percentage of people with HPV develop cancer because of the virus. The finding does not suggest abstaining from oral or vaginal sex." Pretty sensationalist headline for something that we don't really need to worry about don't you think? Ladies, just so you know, for every pussy onesquared doesn't eat, I'm going to eat two! :-D
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    Pictures from Georgiana Sweet sexy albums :)
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    Not that I want to indulge your arrogance, again, but this post is completely unnecessary. Okay, so maybe she is not completely technologically inclined, and doesn't know all this stuff like you do, but do you think that it's okay for you to out her Facebook here like that? What you just described is not everyday common knowledge. Ladies try very hard to keep their identities separate, and I find it very inappropriate and even disrespectful for you to publicly post this, and then call this woman ignorant. The only ignorance I see here is you. I'm sure ladies are just jumping over each other now to take your virginity, knowing how you carelessly use the information of other SPs. Most ladies wouldn't have seen you anyways, given the nature of all your previous posts, and now, highly unlikely. This is a website and community of SPs and hobbyists who support each other. Different opinions and variety is welcome, but your approach and attitude is completely out of whack.
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    I thought I would start this thread so that members can talk about the pets they currently have or have had. Post some pet pictures if they wish. I know most of the girls, have their dogs and cat's, one even has a 5 foot snake. Anything pet related is welcome 🙂 I'll start with the zoo that is my place. Currently we have: 2 dogs, 1 cat, 1 fish, 2 snakes, 1 skink lizard, 1 tarantula. But over the years, we have fostered 9 cats. had a rabbit, 2 scorpion's. frogs, toads, 12 gecko's. hundreds of fish. 1 rabbit, 2 hamsters, 1 pygmy hedgehog. other reptiles. turtle. My daughter used to have a pet sitting business and had looked over 10 dogs at our place. My daughter thought she wanted to be a Vet, until she found out that it many more years of training after university 😞 Anybody else have a zoo. Let's hear about your pets and pet stories 🙂 Post some pictures if you wish 🙂
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    Thought it would be fun and funny to name a candy and use it to compare yourself wether its true or not lol Pop rocks I'm sweet and good dare to put me in your mouth and I'll explode inside leaving you wanting more:) M&M Cause I'm Mmm so good I'll melt in your mouth not in your hands!
  9. 2 points
    Hello There Enjoy a sensual massage by a beautiful attendant with the perfect looks and personality My name is Alexxandria I stand at 5'2 36D 24 36 measurements fit toned. Long curly blonde hair and stunning face. I offer the perfect combination of my professional techniques with a sensual approach Choose between lomi lomi swedish thai nuru sessions or a soapy massage Prebooking for tomorrow. 9-4 6136974829 [email protected] Because you deserve A + Experience
  10. 2 points
    And the Mezzanine lounge is superb, and the bar staff professional, talented, always relaxed even when busy, and certainly good looking. The atmosphere is great, and there is always great music.
  11. 2 points
    My personal preference is for longer dates. A short date for me is two hours. Usually I have three hour encounters. With some ladies I repeat with, or develop a connection with through pm/posts/email, I'd have a four hour encounter The reason for longer encounters. It allows time to get to know one another over drinks and conversation. I find sex more enjoyable with a lady you have spent time getting to know and vice versa than having an anonymous quick sexual encounter and nothing else. RG
  12. 2 points
    I don't think there's anything to be gained by focusing on the worst-case scenarios and negative what-ifs. We also can't compare Canada with European countries where one of the problems they face is steady migration of workers in all industries which puts considerable stress on employment, employers, police and social services generally. Canada is a genuinely moderate, liberal country, even with the Harper government. Prostitution and regulating the sex trade are not big issues here and certainly don't compare to problems with the economy, the environment, health care delivery and patronage. The SCC hearing this week will be fascinating. The court's rulings, whenever they happen, will be even more so. How the government does or does not respond in terms of legislation will also take time. Things may change. Or not. Worrying in advance won't make a difference in the end. If we have a negative outcome, our basic screening requirements may become much more strict. Prices may rise. One thing is sure: my colleagues and I will continue to work as long as there are suitable gentlemen interested in meeting with us. So, relax.
  13. 2 points
    This is seduction of the Highest Order Lay down Relax, and let Carnal emotions take over Inhale deeply and put your mind at ease Allow me to lead you into never ending ecstasy Placing my lips to yours I dare you to explore what's behind your mind's locked doors Mesmerizing you with my Soft Kisses Bewitching you with my touch I have you right where I want you After this is over Memories of me will Haunt you Biting softly on your neck I release your inhibitions Your Dying to be with me Pleading to be tempted How can I be Resisted After all this is Seduction of the Highest Order..... Contact me by PM, text me at 613-277-4328 , or call the Spa at 613-274-7073 to Ensure My Availability! Check out what others are saying about my service!! http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=111731 Schedule Monday June 10th: 10:00am - 4:00pm 65 Bentley Ave. 613-274-7073 Wednesday June 12th: 3:30pm - 11:00pm 65 Bentley Ave. 613-274-7073 Thursday June 13th: 10:00am - 7:00pm 65 Bentley Ave. 613-274-7073 Friday June 14th: 3:30pm - 11:00pm 65 Bentley Ave. 613-274-7073 Saturday June 15th: 10:00am - 9:00pm 65 Bentley Ave. 613-274-7073 Sexuality is not a Leisure or Part-time Activity It is a way of Being -Alexander Lowen
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    I can't link it because I'm using the IPhone App and I'm technologically retarded. To me it would be; Shinedown- Simple Man
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    As Hobbyiests, aren't we their pets as well? Haha
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    This is seduction of the Highest Order Lay down Relax, and let Carnal emotions take over Inhale deeply and put your mind at ease Allow me to lead you into never ending ecstasy Placing my lips to yours I dare you to explore what's behind your mind's locked doors Mesmerizing you with my Soft Kisses Bewitching you with my touch I have you right where I want you After this is over Memories of me will Haunt you Biting softly on your neck I release your inhibitions Your Dying to be with me Pleading to be tempted How can I be Resisted After all this is Seduction of the Highest Order..... Contact me by PM, text me at 613-277-4328 , or call the Spa at 613-274-7073 to Ensure My Availability! Check out what others are saying about my service!! http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=111731 Schedule Monday June 10th: 10:00am - 4:00pm 65 Bentley Ave. 613-274-7073 Wednesday June 12th: 3:30pm - 11:00pm 65 Bentley Ave. 613-274-7073 Thursday June 13th: 10:00am - 7:00pm 65 Bentley Ave. 613-274-7073 Friday June 14th: 3:30pm - 11:00pm 65 Bentley Ave. 613-274-7073 Saturday June 15th: 10:00am - 9:00pm 65 Bentley Ave. 613-274-7073 Sexuality is not a Leisure or Part-time Activity It is a way of Being -Alexander Lowen
  19. 2 points
    Hello Gentlemen, My name is Salina I'm a Polish Canadian beauty bombshell, with all the right curves who loves giving massages and pleasing a man... . I'm 5'10, 170 lbs, long blonde hair, b34, honey bedroom eyes, luscious lips, juicy a**, and a great personality to top it off... To get the massage you've been waiting for call 6138208887 available: MONDAY 3:30-9:00 WEDNESDAY 7:00-11:00 FRIDAY 5:00-11:00 SATURDAY 10:00-4:00
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    Difference between Dogs and Cats :)
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    FELICIA,24. Outcalls only. 204-957-0561 - 24 Several matches, pic is from a stock image company. Sexy SaraH IS ReadY CaLL. 204-930-0134 Stolen from the gallery below: http://www.hottystop.com/southern-brooke-pink/ Bree, also advertising as Breezy Baby with same pics This pic is all over the place, not even a challenge LOL, but worth a look because she's cute http://images.luscious.net/665/topless_in_yoga_pants_nice_913174075.jpg Rose is New in town, BUSTY hot Asian Girl. Unique Style, WOW EFFECTS, 800-0687 - 2 Picture is of porn star Ai Bome. http://imgur.com/r/AsianHotties/owrg1 These girls bring all the girls on bp into disrepute. That's sad because there are girls who are honest enough to post real pics.
  24. 1 point
    I have one dog ;a Lab-Shepherd mix. she love to swim. she loves to cuddles but at the same time is very protective. I love her so much she has helped me through so much. She is a wonderful dog and I am so lucky to have her.
  25. 1 point
    My nephew had a major operation when he was a kid, he has a big crescent shaped scar. He says it's from a shark bite!
  26. 1 point
    Come get a relaxing massage by a hot little vixen, I'll make sure you never forget, come get touched by an Angel! About me- Sexy petite 20 year old with long red hair, sparkling green eyes! Out going, bubbly and ready to rock your world!! Providing- Flirty and dirty relaxation massage Soapy sexy showers Reverse massages Body slides- Duo massages(4 hands, 2girls) Hotub sessions & you'll leave happy. Schedule TODAY: 4-9 Rates- Single Massage 30mins: $50 45mins: $60 60mins: $80 Hot Tub Sessions 30mins: $70 45mins: $85 60mins: $100 Duo Massage rates also available upon request Location- West end, Clean & cozy Contact-To book an appointment please send me a PM.
  27. 1 point
    Hello Gentlemen, My name is Sasha I'm a young, fit MA with amazing certified massage skills that will make every part of your body tingle :wink:... I'm 5"4, 120 lbs, perky b34, long black hair, tanned, cute round booty, juicy lips, hazel bedroom eyes and very fun and comfortable to be with.... I work at an upscale spa in west end Ottawa they have amazing customer service, the rooms include fresh linens and towels, hypoallergenic oils with avocado, and apricot extracts to make your skin silky smooth, relaxing music, large mirrors, black lights to set the mood, and ceramic stand up showers for you and I... We also have a large hot tub room for a more intimate session... Call 6132192358 to book your appointment today! Schedule: Today: 9am-4pm Tomorrow (Tuesday) 3:30pm-9pm Wednesday: 3:30pm-11pm Saturday: 9am-4pm Sunday: 3:30pm-9pm
  28. 1 point
    Feeling Extra naughty & kinky this week Come have a wonderfully playful experience with a sexy, sensual MA! Taylor Devine ******TRY OUT***** my NEW V.I.P. package only for the discerning, classy & upscale gents at my discretion! Many services all in one appt. ! Gorgeous MA w/ great skills, a dazzling personality & an irresistible touch! I provide a 5 star service or better to my gents. My MA Looks: -long haired brunette bombshell -seductive hazel eyes -firm & rounded breasts -fit figure 125lbs. 5'3. -silky smooth, touchable soft skin -Italian & French mix -36C-28-38 natural assets! -22yrs old -gorgeous face features My MA Personality: -Outgoing -Playful -Very friendly -Sweet -Seductive -Sensual -Classy -Open minded -Kinky -Sexy -Bubbly -Erotic My MA Services: -great conversation -nude massage -topless massage -an exploding ending -lots of touching everywhere -pearl necklace/russian (A FAV OF MY REGULARS) -reverse massage -soapy showers for 2! -Dirty Talk -Duo Massage (2 GIRLS, 4 HANDS) w/my sexy girlfriend -Foot Fetish & Worship -Outfits/Stockings/Heels/Exotic Dancewear (need to know in advance) -Toy Play (For you & I both) (need to know in advance) -Lap dance/Pole tease/Strip Tease (need to know in advance) & much much more! FEES: (DOOR FEES ONLY): 30mins: $50 45mins: $60 60mins: $80 ***PLUS**** tipping in room. Location: (Today) Merivale & Hunt Club. (Incalls Only). Clean. Dis*creet. Upscale. Free parking, Fresh towels. ATM on site. A/C inside. Showers on-site. Availability: Monday: Now-7pm (Merivale & Hunt Club) Tues: 10am-5:30pm (Merivale & Hunt Club) Wed: 9am-6:30pm (Bells Corners) Thurs: 9am-4pm (Bells Corners) Fri: 9am-5:30pm (Bells Corners) CALL. TEXT. EMAIL. PM ME for info or to book an appt. with me. 613-600-3943 (no blocked calls pls) [email protected] Angels Touch: 613-274-7073 Paradise Spa: 613-820-8887 CRAVE TAYLOR BOYS! xoxox muahs! Ciao for now!
  29. 1 point
    Thought this might interest some people. Hoping the hot weather might stick around soon, I was watching a news segment about sunscreen and sunblock. After showing the different protection we should be using they showed a few meds, who actually have opposite effect on the body and will increase the chances of getting a sunburn. One of those is Viagra. So if someone uses Viagra, he should not be going out in the sun immediately after!!!
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    Congrats on reaching 2000 post .
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    Monday Tiffany 10-4 aka "TiffanyXXXOOO" Taylor 10-7 aka "Taylor_xo" Maya 1-11 aka "Midnight Maya" Jamie 3:30-11 aka "Jamie-xo" Jenna 5-11 aka "Jenna69" Kelly 6:30-11 aka "Kelly2010" Website for your convience with pics & schedule of ladies www.angelstouchmassage.ca 3 rooms, 3 sexy ladies on per shift! Private Dance shows available upon request! Click here to see NEW pics of room: http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/album.php?albumid=3340 New Sexy Pics of our Hotties http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/member.php?u=52117 Full Body Relaxation Massage Single Massage: --------30 minutes $50. --------45 minutes $60. --------60 minutes $80. Couples Massage: 1 Attendant --------30 minute $60. --------45 minute $70. --------60 minute $90. Duo/Couples Massage:2 Attendants --------30 minute regular $100. on special for $80. --------45 minute regular $120. on special for $100. --------60 minute regular $160. on special for $130. ------HST included in prices. Longer Sessions available and @ Discretion of MA ------ Tips Accepted------ ATM on site------Spacious Rooms with Private Showers------ Tiffany Recommendations http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=111731 Maya Recommendations http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?ltr=M&t=63977 Jamie Discussions http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=104412 & http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?ltr=J&t=114727 Kelly Recommendations http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=120424
  32. 1 point
    Penises are the most unpredictable things in the world, I swear! Don't worry about this, as others have said. If it happens often, see your doctor! And know that, even if you require a little blue pill sometimes, you may not need it every time. Meanwhile, remember that there's a lot more to a quality interaction than having an erection. Pleasure is a multi-faceted thing. Explore other options and find some new ways to enjoy yourself.
  33. 1 point
    Well... finally! I'd had the pleasure of meeting Vitto at one of the CERB socials, and that definitely convinced me that I wanted to further our acquaintance. It took a bit of time for the opportunity to arise, but I recently managed to meet her... properly ;) Well, I certainly wasn't disappointed! She gave me a very sexy massage while slowly shedding items of clothing, and once all that was gone, the real fun began. Fantastic bodyslides, and after that a whole lot more fantasticness (is that a word? It is now!) I'll definitely be back!
  34. 1 point
    Yes, communication is key for me also, recently I've chatted with many girls in the chat room and some I have chatted for many months. I've been having fun getting to know the real person behind the cerb handle and after a while I wanted to meet the real person. this has led to many encounters lately that has exceeded my expectations. I know that Cato and seem to have the same taste in women :) Must have the same instincts. and I agree with Cato, about Claire Heavens, It is her funny post and replies on her guest book, and her PM's that made me want to meet her for the first time last year. And since then I've seen her several more times whenever I can. We still keep in touch through pm's and guest book texts. A woman with with a great sense of humour is fun also. Through many chats, I have found many of the girls to be very intelligent women, working their way through school, or are single mom's trying to support themselves and their kids. Best way to see if there is any chemistry, is to communicate with them and to check out their recommendations.
  35. 1 point
    Well an encounter seems like the way to go :-) But life being what it is, normally I like sitting in my recliner with either a no alcohol beer or coffee depending on time of day, watching tv and surfing the web. Sometimes, if it isn't raining too hard, it's a good day to go fishing, just make sure I'm wearing my GoreTex RG
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    Happy Birthday Castle!!! Have yourself one fantastic day!!! :D
  38. 1 point
    Some muscle for you ladies!
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    One of my favorite lines in a song: "you ain't seen nothing till you're down on the Muffin & you're sure to be a changing yer ways!"
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    2 cats ... I've had two cats (different pairs) for pretty much the last 25 years. Having said that, I really am much more of a dog person. I really would very much like a dog right now. But sadly that doesn't seem to be on the horizon. Porthos
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    Its known that I'm an animal lover/advocate and love everything from mice to fish. I grew up having just about every pet one could have budgies, fish, turtles, guinea pigs, dogs, cats. I have rescued many cats/dogs, rehoming them and continue to help with many rescue groups buying supplies, vet care, volunteering. I currently have two dogs that I adore, one I took in last summer from a puppy mill in the states, who has caused me to cut back on some of my charity as her vet bills have been tremendous and continue to be as she is soon to have acl surgery. I relate better to animals as their bond is really unexplainable, you have to experience it to understand it. They will never use you, steal from you, lie to you, intentionally hurt you, nor will they ever let you feel unappreciated, they are worth more then their weight in gold, more than words can describe and to me the best kind of love is the love you receive from a pet:) After all when was the last time an animal started a war, polluted the planet, killed out of spite, destroyed nature, wasted anything. Nope those are all human traits, and yet we consider ourselves to be the superior species yet the only species destroying this planet, interesting!
  44. 1 point
    Me and my pooch. Too bad more Ottawa guys weren't dog friendly this visit! xo Emily
  45. 1 point
    I'm not an MA kind of guy, but given my questions to others and my curiousity, I went to see Sara. She is many things: cute, sweet, attractive, kick-ass body, great breasts and a great technique. I saw her late on Monday and apparently I was the first to show up. Perhaps everyone is too shy to side-step Lily and while I have not had the pleasure of seeing Lily, she has enough clients that is not an issue with her (Lily's words). So, if you are into MA's and want a great girl, check her out. I was her first solo client so I may have had special treatment, but I believe she will be the same with most everyone...she is just that sweet type of girl. btw...I have seen one other very popular MA and I would only go see Sara.
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    I had had the pleasure of meeting Julzie. She was prompt on time. She is a delight to converse with, well spoken, and is very sexy. (YMMV) She is an amazing woman, smart, sexy and she is very easy to talk to. She was a please to spend an hour with, this lady's skills are first rate. I will be seeing her in the future. See Her Touch Her Taste Her V E R Y *** S E X Y See here for her CERB Profile: http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/member.php?u=81677
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    MeatBeater, You may start by looking at this recent thread: http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=125567. Best, toine
  48. 1 point
    One of my favorite quotes: Be kind whenever possible. It is always possible. -Dalai Lama
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    I have learned that the more truth in a story, the better. When I go see an MP, I say I'm going for a massage. When I get home and am asked how the massage was, i say "great". No lies.
  50. 1 point
    The most simple course of action would be avoiding marriage entirely! ;)
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