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I find that oftentimes when I sit down to start a post on CERB its often an emotional post. So here it is... Sometimes like the rest of the amazing SP's here, my positivity slips. I am nothing short of human, and sometimes the scales of balance of me and Jade are no where near equal. Sometimes my alter ego is the stronger of the two, able to give and receive pleasure and drown in that, and it feels so good, other times, my life slips in and every emotion flashes on Jade's face. Be it worry or sadness. Other times we are balanced perfectly. And happiness shines on both of our faces. I often wonder if people realize the life of an SP requires 2 lives to balance in one mind and one body. The joys, the triumphs, the worries, the laughter , the ups, the downs, To please. All of the things we experience in our personal lives, often we experience at the same time different ups and downs that affect our alter egos. I can only speak for myself when I say that no matter how hard you try, our lives within ourselves cross paths. Good and bad. Both have benefits to the other as well, I am naturally sensual, I LOVE skin, the feel of it, the smell, the texture, Long slow kisses and seduction, that benefits Jade, as does my easygoing nature and ability to talk to people and make them feel comfortable. To please. She has taught me that everyone has a story, and not just to listen, but truly hear. To be stronger, to draw my own line as to whats acceptable behavior, she's ironically taught me self respect. I'm not sure why I started this post, perhaps because I find with so much going on in my life, I feel as though right now the scales of balance are tipped and find my emotions flashing clearly on Jade's face. Try as I might to avoid that, it reminds me that Im two people in one body, today the paths have crossed and that its ok to be gentle with both, after all I might be two people, but they are both human. And ultimately because it always does. The balance will return. Thoughts for the day. J xoxo

If you could be taller, shorter, thicker, thinner, blonder, darker, smarter, wittier, whatever it may be. If you could be more or less of anything what would it be:) I'd love to be taller, I admire height, being the shortest in my family I've always wanted to be 6ft, thank goodness for heels, lol, and I'd love to be smarter, to be able to understand and grasp physics and chemistry if I had I may have gone into medicine like my sister:). I was blessed with many artistic abilities, but the grass is always greener isn't it:)

If a service provider gets caught using paypal the account gets frozen (including the funds) and second with the buyer protection it can easily be disputed. So... taking paypal is a risk most ladies would never take these days.

A helpful and easy to use site for those worried about a link making their post too long: http://tinyurl.com/ The above is a simple page where you can paste any link into a box and it will provide you with a much shorter link you can use instead.

What a wonderful way to show your appreciation and respect to the RTM who gave you a great deal and a fantastic massage. She must really be looking forward to seeing you again. Good luck finding another RTM you like :)

Although I haven't had the pleasure of meeting your so called average package, and may I add none are average, they're all beautiful in my eyes, I must tell you I have met some large and very large ones and can attest, sometimes the gift isn't in the size, lol, but in the other attributes a gent has. As an admitted lover of a thicker package I have learned that just because someone has been gifted with bigger doesn't mean they have been given the knowledge or talent on how to use it, so even though you were just expressing what you wish you had as per this thread I'll end by saying , embrace yours as I'm sure its perfect the way it is:)

If you go into your options on your User CP, there is a spot where it's probably set to "subscribe to all threads". If you set this to "no threads" you will get rid of those. Also if you go into "view subscribed threads" you can delete them all and start fresh.

I've always wanted to be a good height for my weight. These days, that would make me a seven footer! But seriously, I wanted to be six feet tall but topped out at 5'10. Oh, and I don't wear heels. (They hurt my ankles)

If I could change my self esteem/confidence in myself there would be no need to change anything else.

Right. After an hour of rubbing your smelly saggy body, I'm sure she eagerly welled up with excitement when she realized that she now had the once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to wipe up the scummy remains of your "visit".. ..what a class act..

I'll be there with bells on. I'm in Montreal for fetish weekend on labour day. I'd prefer the later date but ill make it work. It'll be great to finally put names to faces. Additional Comments: I'll be there with bells on. I'm in Montreal for fetish weekend on labour day. I'd prefer the later date but ill make it work. It'll be great to finally put names to faces.

Was driving down the road this morning when I saw a tiny pink boot on the side of the road . It was in an area where their is very little traffic so i stopped to pick up the boot and continued on . After a few blocks I saw a mom carrying her little girl in the pouring rain and she only had one boot , so I stopped and asked her if she had lost her boot ? Well she did and they were very happy to get it back , gave them a ride to the daycare center and everyone was a little bit drier and happier . Kinda a silly story but put a smile on my face ....

Ever barf on a lap top? I have. Here's a tip, if you have the chance, don't do it.

When anyone is as open and honest as you have been in your post its very touching and eye opening.It makes one think. Over the years I've been in and out of this business in different ways. When I came to cerb I came as myself, forthright, strong minded, rebellious, kind, honest, no more pretences or personas, my father was gone, so for the large part I stopped caring about anyone finding out about my past and present, even though I'd prefer it to remain discreet . I no longer fear anyone finding out and really the need to separate from it, nor do I have the ability to. Yes I use a different name but everything else is me, perhaps that's not for everyone but it works for my piece of mind. Physically I am a bit more glam as Cristy and even without this business I'd still want my implants, as I've always wanted titties that entered the room before I did lol, so I'm still working on those. However I can understand the difficulty for some who have to separate the two, it can't be easy. Life isn't easy to begin with, especially for those with so's, children, other jobs, school, its a heavy burden. So never be to hard on yourself . I feel that women who can eek out a living and more from this should be congratulated for when we deal with men, (and I don't want to offend, but men can be rather needy and big babies) we have to be a mother, lover, goddess, therapist, teacher, and more, that's alot ! Then turn around and be someone else's mother, sister, daughter, wife, girlfriend, student, co-worker and friend. This eventually takes a toll on the strongest most balanced woman. So whenever times get tough for you or your persona or both take a break and revel in the knowledge that you are special, strong, and will get through and can get through anything so long as you stay true to you and love yourself:)

I wouldn't change a thing. I'm AWESOME! (at least that's what my Mom says)

In terms of my personality, I'm happy with the man I am. I try to be the best person I can be. That said, I'm almost envious at times of people who don't have parental issues (best way to phrase it) Tomorrow, day before heading to the Maritimes for Celebration of Dad's Life, I have to take Mom to a Cognitive Testing Clinic for a memory test. She is showing some early signs of having dementia. Guess lately it seems it never rains it pours for me, and I've had very little me time, more focused on parents. But I couldn't just up turn my back and walk away. Just seems a little lately more than my fair share Really though, if anything, I wish I was a few pounds lighter. Tried diets but find it hard to stick with them. I am exercising (walking) but that in and of itself isn't working RG

Going Whales and Puffins watching today! I am so bloody excited, I am (almost not joking) boucing around

guess again dude, i've been around a loooong time, and have never needed to shill or play any other b.s games so many others do, but thanks for keeping an eye out!

Nice! It's gonna be my first social too! I think Thursday would be better for me. Can't wait to meet my fellow cerbites in person and put a face on your names :)

I would love to attend as usual, but will be traveling in the States until the 20th, if it's after that I'll be there. Will have to make up for it by attending the Halifax social in July. I''d also thank you guys for seeping up to the plate and keeping these events going.

Can I say everywhere? I love being touched all over!

This lady is in Fredericton and yet also in Red Deer, on the same day? July 09/13?? Wow that is a fast plane! as shown on ads.... "Exotic hot talented blonde playmater for you to enjoy!- 24" IN Fredericton BUT ALSO IN Red Deer, July 09/13 "It's always a satisfying experience with me!-24" Use Tineye and see same pics! On same day?

I agree completely ... e-mail money transfer is convenient, safe, and easy to manage. You do have to trust the lady, and if you are married you better hope your partner doesn't examine the accounts too closely. I think, though, that the OP was hoping to pay using credit card through PAYPAL. I would highly discourage using credit to hobby ... down that path only lies trouble. Porthos

I'll second what Gabriella said. EMail money transfer is great. No need for a client to carry a large sum of money with him to the encounter. No need for the lady to carry a large sum of money with her after the encounter For ladies that I know and trust email money transfer is the way to go RG

Mod is absolutely correct. Instead, what you could do is take advantage of electronic money email transfers. It works like a charm too! If you don't know how, have a look at this thread.

It took me most of my 43 years to realize that I am great just the way I am at any particular moment. As for changing things, perhaps I would change some of my past decisions, but then again, I wouldn't be the "me" I am now!

I love this pic of Cleo's as well. The lighting is soft and sensual, you can subtly see her ink but the pic leaves you longing to see more of what lays beyond the shadows.

Although Aunt Betty and Aunt Shirley could be pesky ants if they wanted to be! lol Smashed my knee getting into my car and hurts like a bitch! I'm sure there will be a bruise there tomorrow!

There should be a forgiveness for ladies that might do it accidentally once in a while. I completely agree that losing the shout box privilege/or a infraction over and minor incident is too harsh. Unless the individual has been warned numerous occasions before and is a habitual abuser of the system. For ladies posting their ad's link the character setting would be cool if it was expanded for you.

I wish I had a really big dick! Just for a day. And I don't even need to fuck on my big dick day, I'd just walk around naked admiring my big dick. Not that there's any thing really wrong with mine, but I'm a grower and I've always been jealous of guys who can walk around the locker room with their towel over their shoulder while I'm in the corner trying my best to make sure I'm covered! Just one day with a big swinging dick then back to my normal, unimpressive, average package, I think that would be fun.

I'm sorry you are having problems, but I vote NO on removing subscriptions. I enjoy this function thoroughly.

I wish I were at least 5'6". Yes! Thank god for those 6 inch heels. LOL! And I wish I could sing!

Have to say all over but... I really really get relaxed having my tights and bum massaged... It just feels soooo good... And is not abouty the sexual part is about the very amazing feeling of relaxation... I have to admit any parther that wants to spend the night with me yes even after the most exhausting sex I need soft touches to help me sleep.. I love getting my butt caressed... I am a very spoiled girl... Are u up for that?

YMMV refers to the chemistry between the lady and you. Could be things like hygiene, facial hair, clean fingernails, trimmed fingernails, how you actually perform etc. If you show up with body odors, it generally does not matter how much money you bring. If you are rough in the lovemaking department (ramming fingers inside before she is ready, cross contaminating between back door and front door action), the money won't make a difference. If you use your teeth while performing daty. All these things are generally what ladies are referring to ymmv. I am blunt about this one - if you have no clue how to love a lady, and it hurts her (literally), she will probably say "ok, kitty is all good now, you don't need to give her any more lovin', lets concentrate on you". So, read up on all the threads about seeing an sp - clean (with soap) all areas of your body including your underarms, crotch, bum, feet. Trim your nails (toes too), if you shave, shave, if you don't shave, trim. Wear deodorant, put on clean clothes. Brush your teeth, use mouthwash etc. If she suggests you use the shower, wash your hands, use mouthwash at the appointment, do it. She is not being helpful, she is telling you get in there and get that stink off of you...... As far as MSOG - this term is used for the time you have paid her for. So, if she says hourly rate is MSOG and half hour is SSOG, then pay for the hour. Remember however, if you have 5 minutes left in your time, and you are still trying to get off again, you will need to see if she has additional time available and pay for the extra time. It is always good to bring extra money. That way, you can tip her in advance or after for the great service she provides. Good luck xoxo

Just encouraging new members to check out another dimension of the cerb experience by clicking the Social Groups tab at the top of the page. http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/group.php There are groups on all sorts of subjects, from travel and different regions of the country, to beer, food, wine and whiskey, to spinners, BBW's, boobies, bums, and even cats and dogs!. And of course redheads, lots and lots of redheads :) It's a good way to meet other members with similar interests, and to exchange information. Most groups are public, so you can just join the ones that interest you after having a look around. Some are private, meaning you have to contact the cerb member who's identified as the group administrator, to get an invitation to join.

Sorry ... I think we misunderstood. Social's and parties are, from what I understand, often reserved for members who have a longer track record on the board. usually at least 6 months presence. These are private parties, organized through the board, by members of the board, but they are not an official CERB function. Again, don't take it personally. Porthos

The problem is their not FS and you have to go to their profile to find out that their MA's. I shouldn't have to phone and then say no. Why should they have my number now.

When i was 16 i wanted to be 5'10-11 because at 5'6" i was the shortest of my volleyballl team...but that didnt keep me from being a very good player...always wanted to proove i could be better then the tall girls ;) Today im really happy with my 5'6 coz i can wear heels and be as tall as i want! As for the rest...I'm happy with it :)

I didnt mean to put the mustache and penis on you , OOPS

With a fluctuating schedule I can make most nights work! :) Keep me posted on the dates, see you all there!! Kisses Tiff XoX

It's the Rapture!!! :tresmauvaisehumeur:

It isn't just weather, we have the train disaster in Lac-Mégantic, Quebec, and the Asiana Airlines 777 crash at San Francisco Airport, just recently. It just seems there have been weather disasters, well maybe a better term natural disasters, and man made disasters. Whether it is worse this year than other years, or about the same as other years, but a fluke that everything seems to be happening all around the same time making it seem worse than other years I don't know A rambling RG

Yes please. :D

It's easy to forget about Jessie. :) i did see Candice breaking down the MC group, i think she only left out McCrae but she is also seeing M I think talking with the other 4 one on one. People are noticing when the guys from MC are talking to each other one on one, they see those things and do the math when pair by pair, they reveal themselves as 4 in total i think. I think they all got into alliances a bit too early, I think there is a chance some of them would prefer to get rid of Jeremy, and keep Elissa for example, simply because with no one other than Helen El is easy to use to use the MVP she is likely to keep getting the more the others make her the easy target lol. Right now the 3 up on the block makes it difficult to choose a good one to go home. it won't be Nick, he is this week's jessie, it really comes down only to will Helen or Elissa get the votes to stay, and since Helen isn't really coming up with anything useful to offer, only Elissa really can offer the chance she will continue to get MVP for a while and if she isn't there, there is no way to know who is the most likely other than her to get it. maybe Helen will if Elissa isn't there, maybe Candice, either of those is less likely to be controlled as to who she puts up. I don't know but is the MVP naming the replacement nominee if their nomination wins veto, or is it HOH?

Found those new tires I was looking for!

I finally got a friend to lug the 12,000 btu a/c that I bought for for my dad upstairs (me bad back) so I could install it. He said he slept" cool as a cucumber" last night and it helped his breathing.

I'm in my 60's as well and have seen lots of different MAs, some in their 20s, some 30s, 40s and on..... I've enjoyed my times regardless of age. Some of the MAs I've really connected with ARE younger than my daughter; big deal!! I really find age irrelevant. You would think that it would be easier to connect with an MA closer to your age but my experiences have not shown that. Some may also be more comfortable with Indies vs MPs but again I think it is totally dependent on the MA. I have my preferred MAs, some are in their 20s, some in their 40s; some are Independents while others work in a Spa. I had a session with a 26yo today for the first time. We just seemed to hit it off and I will surely see her many more times in the future. Lots of blabber but to the OP, just find someone on CERB that you think you'd be comfortable with and you will likely have a great time. BTW, I don't know how old Loraine is but she is one very nice, talented lady.

Of course, like most things in life, it's all very personal. I like Pistol Pete's comments. I am in my 60's, while my spirit is 23, without trying to pretend I am younger than I am. Without seeking a younger woman, I find myself totally enjoying a loving relationship with a woman/MA who is 27. Perhaps, if I had a daughter who is that age, I would find this awkward. But, to tell you the truth, it's just great!