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See, to me, that is as far as this story needed to go. . I'm not saying every worthy sp has a recommendation, or even a review. But like mod points out, as does CK, can any of the negative comments you read be verified? He puts up 10% of the reports he receives, which seems really really low in comparison to the number of trashing and bashing reviews I've read over the years that make it onto other sites. One thing clients don't see when they read these reviews and comments is the comments from the other side. His "rushed" is her "I couldn't get him to the door, he spent 20 minutes past the time the session was over, just getting dressed". His 'cold" is her "he made me uncomfortable, i couldn't wait for the session to be over' or 'he kept asking me for things I already told him I don't provide'. His 'distracted' is her "I hope he doesn't hurt me'. Lots of things affect a first appointment. I don't know many sps who can fully relax until someone is visiting for a 2nd or 3rd time. To review based on a first one time visit doesn't seem helpful, unless it is a review only about the advertising and pictures, and the basics of did she do what she promised, and did she charge what she was supposed to charge, and are the pictures accurate. You know, all those things that review sites were created for in the first place, but now evolved into a place to try to intimidate them into providing more for less, and nit pick over the small details that shouldn't even be an issue.

So I was having a convo the other day with a guy and we were talking about face-fucking and deep throating and he kept lamenting that women can't face fuck like they do in porn; his partners always have to stop/gag etc. First of all, they're using hand signals in porn, you just can't see them. That is how the guy knows when to slow down, speed up, or stop. I can't breathe with cock in my throat. I panic if you're holding my head down and don't let up if I try to pull up. If you keep going after I have triggered my gag reflex, I will puke all over your cock. So, HAND SIGNALS! Use em'! Come up with your own. Get creative. Just make sure you've got a signal for "slow down", "stop" and "go crazy." This way you can keep going without having to necessarily stop all the action and pull your cock out, or you know, accidentally making your lady puke, which unless that's your thing, can be rather unpleasant. Happy deepthroating! xox

I would suggest you open your own site then and make your own rules or join a site that allows this... Lots exist... this site is for those who dont want all the negativity. We like it being friendy and fun and no one can slander or do anything to damage a ladies business or disrespect a lady. This rule here wont change.

I don't have strong feelings on this, but I can certainly understand how ladies on the board might feel differently. I agree with Christy that there is something a little creepy about it. In general, i think the whole notion of blocked/hidden profiles runs somewhat counter to the philosophy of the board as a community. Since we are all anonymous anyway (unless we choose to disclose more to certain people), the whole notion of hiding your profile seems somewhat redundant. You actually don't have to put anything particularly revealing in your profile. just my .02 on a Saturday morning. Porthos

Bastage!!!! I have an appointment with the surgeon Monday.... he will give me the go ahead to get 'er done. The stone? Make an "o" with your thumb and forefinger (like you are giving the manual signal for 'OK')... the hole in the middle??? THAT'S the size of my gallstone. It's the mother of all gallstones. I believe it may even have minions. Little stones. It's the "Sly" in Sly and the Family Stone. When the stone is gone, I'll be singing "Thank You (Falettinme be mice elf agin) Oh blessed bacon.... I'll have you soon....

Wait just a minute are you trying to tell us that Porn is not real.... that it is not live action... that it is staged..... WTF....is there nothing left in the world that is true... and.... pure. I saw a Christmas thread a little further down the list that better not be saying there is no Santa Claus :)

Dealing with a gallstone that refuses to let me eat BACON. Damn thing.

Interesting Question that Cristy raises. It would seem that most of her concerns are addressed in the post by PistolPete which indicates that verified SP's can access private profiles through the SP only access. That said the basic premise of Cristy's question remains... should a member who chooses to keep their profile private have the right to view other members profiles. Each member has the ability to include or not include as much private details as they wish in their profile so if a person does not want to reveal and personal data just don't include it. If it is your preference to keep your profile completely private maybe it would follow that you either not have the privilege to see other people's profiles or that other members would be able to choose a setting that would restrict access to their own public profile to anyone who has a private profile.... sort of a you only see mine if you show me yours too. I kinda think this would be a much fairer approach. I fully appreciate and agree with the current SP access to private profiles but other members should also be able to see the basics of individuals who are lurking them. Now having said all that.... this is certainly not a burning issue for me.

Lately there have been a lot of people viewing my page yet they have blocked me from theirs:frown: I realize that some prefer to only allow certain "friends" or whomever to view their profile page and that's their right. BUT just like a blocked number raises suspicions and lacks trust so do blocked profiles. I think it only fair for those who choose to view mine that they give me the right to view theirs:) Am I alone on this?

Everyone has different kissing styles. Some people enjoy kissing, some not at all. Some people are turned off by particular kinds of kissing and others find it incredibly arousing. Finding someone with the same kissing style as you is hard, and sometimes there's a period of adjustment (usually no longer than a couple of kisses) while you adjust and accommodate someone who kisses differently than you. Ideally, this period of adjustment is rather quick with two people who are willing to adapt and make compromises. I love soft kisses and loose-lipped kisses. Kisses that are slow enough that I can breathe through my nose. I really enjoy sucking on lips, smiling while I kiss, and as passion develops, a little bit of teeth is really fun. I love French kissing... I found this really interesting article on how to kiss. I agree with most of it, especially the following: 1) keep your lips soft: this is probably the most important part of kissing. There is so much leeway and exploration that can happen when people have soft lips, 3) manageable level of saliva: this is also important (so important), 5) make sure to breath: yes, and if possible (especially if you need to move away for a second to do it), breathe in the person's ear. It's incredibly sexy to hear an excited inhalation/exhalation of breath. You can then combine this with a little bit of ear nibbling and/or kissing. Again, it's important not to forget rule #3. Please, no saliva in the ear, 6) use your hands: they are a great accessory to amazing kissing! 9) mix it up: definitely... I always find myself smiling, laughing, moving, nibbling, kissing, tugging... I use my whole body to kiss and I find that really fun. I could spend an entire encounter kissing someone if the chemistry is good. How do you feel about kissing? What do you do when you kiss someone and you realize your kissing styles don't align? How versatile are you and how willing are you to compromise on the kind of kissing you like? What turns you on, and turns you off, when kissing a partner? I'm eager to hear your responses! Love, Nat

Yes, put them on your "ignore list" http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/profile.php?do=ignorelist I don't like members blocking their profile. If they do this, they get on my "do not book list" - sorry, I can't understand why anyone would do this unless they have something to hide.

Our own Jade S, with thanks and admiration.

No to your answer of performance. ;) AND Actually YES to both, as in watching a *couple* of ladies having sex (voyeur) :) while I'm standing naked and stroking myself (exhibitionist). You never specified if it was MFM or MFF or MMFF Now if it was the later MMFF I have had the opportunity to participate in those a couple of times, and there was some voyeur, and all of us were were hanging out ;) (pun intended ) and having a good old time. :) I think once you are deeply involved with the lady, you really do forget there is anyone else in the room. :) Over my time, exploring my sexuality I have opened a window that sometimes goes beyond thinking outside the box, and I never found myself to be chicken to explore these ideas, as long as they were safe, and I was 100% certain I wanted explore these new adventures. A lot of it is mind over matter for some, take for example a Poly event, being able to perform around 3-5 other gents with one lady.Once you explored something for the very 1st time, you want to do it more often so your performance really becomes secondary.

The problem with posting negative experiences and even allowing comments about them on any board, even when crossed referenced and sometimes even multiple, after all some boys like to stick together;) is that: Some hobbyists that have politely and positively given recos or reviews on other providers can have a "dislike" for another provider and post negative comments because of that. This dislike may have nothing at all to do with her services and in some cases the hobbyist may have not even have met the intended target . But for their reasons they feel the need to bash or trash her. Not all hobbyists are mature, well intentioned gentlemen. Even the ones that some sp's have had no issues with. For that reason I tend not to like seeing negativity anywhere. None of us know why or where it is started or caused or the truth behind it and sp's have little recourse against this. The diary and it's bait and switch is important but I don't think reposting negative reviews is, unless they are danger alerts even then we have a section for that:)

No not all, if that term is being used in a thread (See Cowboy's Diary) Most of those comments are really saving gents the hassle of dealing with fake ad's and scams, or in fact rip off artists. I think there is nothing negative about anyone stating see CK's Diary. In fact saving someone actual harm,or getting ripped off is a benefit to ALL of the gents here on this board that may want to use other sites looking for ladies, he has our best interests. BTW CERB is a recommendation board not a review board. ;)

Saw Nina Amour the other day fantastic girl. Super friendly, accomodating met with hugs kisses, offered wine, massage, then got down to action, very pse, sloppy bbbj,dt/gagging, just making a mess of everything, :bj:dirty talk begging for cof couldnt resist :icon_smile: took a little breather afterwards, wasnt even sure I could recover fast enough after that but in no time she got me right back into it with more bbbj then doggy, mish, and finished in cowgirl. Then cuddled over me afterwards, so raunchy and sweet at the same time :-D Couldnt ask for more really, except for greek which she offers but didnt get to it, maybe next time ;) Treat her well, hopefully she'll visit from toronto again :mrgreen:

I was reading through some old threads from last December and came across one started by SweetSami... thought given the time of the year it was appropriate to start it again. If you had just one wish for Christmas what would it be? For me my wish would be the same one I have had for many years I would want to wish that I could go back in time and stop the needless passing of someone I love very much. I would change places with her in a heartbeat.

Wishing you a very Happy Birthday Ms.Manda! Hope you enjoy your special day!

Happy birthday Ms.Manda! Hope it was a great day for you! Xoxx

Happy Birthday Ms. Manda.... I hope your day is wonderful....

Watched 'The Sessions' with Helen Hunt, where she plays a sex therapist trying to help this poet that is paralyzed and is a virgin. He spends most of his day living in an Iron Long and has had various hired women to look after him. At 38 he has not had sex yet, and thought getting a sex surrogate was his only way. Helen Hunt is beautiful and fully nude in this movie as she tries to help him have sex. He has troubles for a while as he cum's within seconds in the first couple of sessions. It is a heart warming movie which is based on a true story. He falls in love 3 times in his life and this documents his experiences. Worth watching, I think it's a chick flick.

Congrats on another lap complete. I hope you are having a great day.

As I read Natalie's posts in this thread all I can think is Shit I really want to kiss this beautiful lady. Natalie if you Kiss have as good as you write I too could spend an entire encounter kissing you. Lolol... but we might have to extend because if you kiss that good.....

Happy Birthday Beautiful. Hope it's a great day. Enjoy.

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Sorry Ice4fun, it's true porn is like anything else on TV, like wrestling it is staged, they practice many time before anything is recorded and they know ahead of time who will cum first and who will cum second or not at all. And like wrestling there is the good guys and the bad guys and those that switch team, 2 on 1, 3 on 1, etc... I feel bad about telling you the truth but someone had to come out and say it. As far as Santa goes I have never heard that he is not real all I know is there are a lot of naughty boy and girls on Cerb. That's all I'm going to say about that.

Yes as well ... something I haven't had the opportunity to do, but is definitely on the bucket list. Now I just need to find the right people to make fantasy become a reality. Porthos

Hi Spud :) I just want to say.. we all go through bad times... Life is not easy.., for some more than for others... But the beauty of life is that it always gets better... be patient and know that there is people out there that care for you... as Barheavenwoddy say... you have hundreds of friends here on n CERB... Some closer than others... I dont know you very well.., and all I can offer is a big cyber Hug and if you want to talk hey feel free. to pm or text or call... Cheer UP xoxoxo

Happy Birthday to the very beautiful Ms. Manda. Hope its the best! xoxo

Sorry to hear you're having such a rough time of it. It's not much but can send you some positive thoughts. If you don't mind a bit of advice, don't rush into any decisions while you're feeling like this, and find someone you can talk to. Good time to maybe hang onto the quote you have at the bottom of your posts.

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A very Happy Birthday to you, Ms Manda! Enjoy your day.

Have a fantastic birthday with lots of spanks!

Sorry to take so long to chime in, I only became aware of this thread today. The diary primarily accounts for bait and switch providers, agencies as well as dangerous situations for both providers and clients alike. From time to time if I experience"bad" or poor service from a provider I might post about it there, as a first person account. Usually though I post those situations, thankfully rare, in forums that allow for that sort of information. It is possible to be critical without being hurtful or mean. As Christy points out though bad reviews can be done out of malice or revenge to the provider, by someone who in some cases hasn't even seen the provider. Why people do this is beyond me, but it is done, which is why you need to do your homework! Third party information on my site is vetted as thoroughly as possible, details are checked and follow up is done before any 3rd party information is posted and usually needs to be confirmed by multiple sources, my mailbox is full of 3rd party information or tips, which actually pan out to be false or unproven, i'd say 10% of all 3rd party info I receive actually makes it to the site, usually it's too hard to prove or not true. I don't just print anything, without proof or fact based details. In fact several people take offense when I follow up asking more questions, which usually means they weren't committed to the truth to begin with. The take away here is to DO YOUR OWN RESEARCH, there's plenty of resources. Just because a provider isn't listed here on the recommendation board , doesn't necessarily mean she's not worth seeing and vice versa, look at the posting history of posters on those other sites and you'll see that many complain a lot but don't actually provide substantive reviews or recommendations, while other members do with a balance of good and bad experiences. Remember though sex and everything about it are very subjective and what tickles one man's fancy may to do the same for the next guy, that doesn't mean that first guy is bullshitting. A Happy hobbyist is an informed hobbyist, yes CERB is a great place, and the sense of community cannot be found anywhere else, where hobbyists and providers can openly discuss everything under the sun. Other boards exists for other purposes, there's nothing wrong with people having memberships and seeking information elsewhere. It's like if you only get your news from one source you only get a certain perspective. Google is your friend, for the adventurous type go wild and see what's out there. CERB is a great starting ground for newbies, there less chance of getting burned by bad service, bait and switch or dangerous situations, but that's not to say that they can't happen here as well.

Spent 3 hours tearing a tractor apart to put a new oil cooler in it....only to find that the new one was damaged in shipping. Are you f$..$ng kidding me?????

Nowhere near pay for it. As pointed out already, the cost this year would be $340 billion plus. And the federal gov't took in $255 billion in 2012, and only spent $276 billion. This program would more than double government spending. Hang on, I thought it was going to eliminate overhead? So now you want to keep all the people at Revenue Canada? And all the other organisations that deliver social services? So, no overhead reductions. This program will only do one thing. Totally devalue Canadian dollars. Look at postwar Germany or Argentina a few years ago. Both goverments printed money like crazy. It ended up being so worthless people in Germany needed huge bundles of it to buy a loaf of bread. In Argentine people would skip work in the afternoon to buy food, because their money lost value hourly. This is a ridiculous proposal and no sensible economist would support it.

CERB already has a section where members can report bait & switch, scams and dangerous encounters. As for CERB's rule about no negative reviews, everyone knew and accepted this policy when they joined CERB. If you want to read negative reviews, there are boards out there that allow them. CERB choses to only allow recommendations. Lots of review boards, but very few recommendation boards (I may be wrong but I believe CERB is the only one) And CERB's policy has made this board a safe place for the ladies. I'm sure many ladies would leave, or just not participate should this turn into a review board A rambling RG

Thank you Mason, that's exactly what I meant! :) Hope you have a wonderful day!

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I bring a gift every time I meet an sp (with one only miss) so I just fit the gift to the lady and the season ! There's nothing like that look of surprise when they are expecting nothing and you surprise them with something unique ! Half the fun of the visit for me !

Considering her ad went up today... and you had never met her before, it is interesting that you've had time to see her multiple times... And since you've seen a lot of sp's, and been a member a while, you've never posted a review except to complain about an sp that others have favorably reviewed flaking on you. I guess every reviewer needs to start somewhere, it would have been a little more believable had you posted other reviews before a review like this on the day a new SP posts an ad on BP... Additional Comments: big apple Registered User Join DateMar 2011Posts360 kimmy kimmy "put it in me" saw this girl in winnipeg. and she is considering a tour in toronto. if you have a chance to see her dont think twice about it!! never met her before but my expectations were hugely exceeded beautiful girl. pictures are very accurate and totally her and she is sexier in person. gorgeous body. amazing natural boobs. great service. definitely non rushed not a clock watcher. service wise she truly enjoys sucking dick and is one of the best i have ever had and and I have seen a lot of sp's!! she really loves loves it!!!! willing to accomodate and ymmv as usual but if you treat her well you will get great service ( note however she absolutely will not negotiate prices !!) would i repeat with her? i already have multiple times!!! would like to keep her to myself but will share this absolute gem with the board. Interesting post on terb.... followed by: bababuey Registered User Join DateFeb 2012Posts397 happened to be in winnipeg and saw her and i concur completely with the review she is awesome

Passion Vito, most certainly deserving of this! Her contributions with her "toy Mountain" efforts are so inspiring! Good Stuff PV:) http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/member.php?u=73095

Hot damn, CERBies, what a total hottie!

My unrealistic wish-to have my dad back my realistic wish-that I get away safely, no major storms, to visit with family and friends.:icon_biggrin:

I always find open-eyed kisses particularly intense. They sometimes leave me feeling very vulnerable. I often close my eyes and coast along the various sensations but when I open my eyes I'm really (truly) seeing who it is I'm kissing and with that can come various thoughts and feelings that have nothing to do with kissing at all. Feeling 'seen' can be rather disconcerting at times. I'm not sure whether eyes opened or eyes closed is more or less intimate... I think it really depends on who you're kissing and how long you've known each other. I can get a little bit self-conscious at times if the person I'm kissing is always looking at me. Does that make sense? Perfect response in my opinion. Similar to what rickkkm had to say about it! Communication is definitely the key. However, when it comes to kissing it's almost a non-verbal kind of communication. I don't think I would ever stop kissing and say "I don't really like it when we kiss and you do xyz". It's a silent dance of the tongues, you know? Kind of like a quiet negotiation of "how about we kiss this way?" and then you just do it. No kissing, no gasm? Same!