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  1. 6 points
    This article is by an adult movie performer telling her story, but I thought she made some really well-worded arguments and observations that many here would appreciate. http://www.xojane.com/sex/duke-university-freshman-porn-star
  2. 5 points
    Let's just get naked and get to know each other. :smile: I'm more oversexed then ever. Come see what I'm all about and I'll give you the most sensual massage of your life.... Almost better than sex. I'm sexy and I know it! Long hair, beautiful blue eyes, 5'8" with the model looks to match. Now taking an RMT and I wanna practice on you! Cum help me study? I'm located Downtown in the market. Private and Discreet, I cater the discerning gentlemen that really want a great exxxxperience without getting caught. LoL 100% Independent, so I do what I want. I'll leave a lasting impression to make you smile long after we've met. I offer a full body sensual massage with proper body slides. Or see me for a Nuru (Max 45m during the winter). All sessions are done on my big bed; you wouldn't want me to fall off, now would you? :P Or get the best of the with a 45m nuru and 30 to 60m therapeutic massage. Allow me to tailor a session especially to you, just let me know how long I get to keep you and let me show you what I can do. Available this week Today now until 10pm Tu 10am to 10pm W 10am to 10pm Th 10am to 10pm F 10am to 10pm Sat 10am to 10pm Call me at 613-482-1553 or text at 613-909-8336 Since it's just me doing my admin, I can be hard to get in touch with sometimes, please use my online schedule. Click Here for access.
  3. 5 points
    I have to say, my initial reaction to this is, "Why the hell do you have to put a label on yourself?"
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  5. 3 points
    So here we are, we survived the polar vortex, floods, ice storms, airports shut down and power outages! Spring is almost here, 23 days, what is on your "to do list" for spring? My list starts: 1.clean my dog yard, ewwww, not going to be fun! Can I pay for this service I wonder? hahahha, not a fun chore, we had so much snow! I know ,even tho I can't see it...IT is there! lol 2. Get new windows in ( hope hope) 3. produce a new album:) NO not the same day as I do chore number 1! hahahha
  6. 3 points
    Yes, I agree with most of what you said. However, the fundamental difference (at least for me) is that with the old laws, outcalls were 100% legal. That is, for a strictly outcall guy like myself, I could have my fun without the risk of being charged. Now, under a Nordic model, I would effectively be breaking the law every time I invite a lady to my residence.
  7. 3 points
    The Cupcake Lounge in Downtown & Westboro Ottawa will donate all their proceeds to this cause and I think they will even make special cupcakes. Oh and I must say their cupcakes are REALLY good :tongue:
  8. 3 points
    Plagiarism (Coping text from another provider to post as your own) is NOT acceptable on cerb. Copying someone's text is the SAME as stealing someones photos. Stealing someone's text (even off another website to post it here) will get you in HOT WATER with the mods and members here on cerb. It could get you suspended or banned from cerb as well. So don't do it please. It's not nice... and I hate having my pm flooded with people telling me someone is copying someones text.
  9. 2 points
    If I get no response to an email or text (which are always polite) then I won't make another attempt. That being said if I do get a response further contact will be based on said response. Life is short and there are lots of options out there. Peace MG
  10. 2 points
    Susan Sarandon who is still blazing hot is about to be a grandma which would then make her a GILF? Peace MG
  11. 2 points
    Just wanted to say a big thank you to those who have been so sweet to me, a lil newbie here on CERB. Can't wait to get to know those of you in the west, and hopefully those of you in Ottawa soon as well ;) xoxo Ceska
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    I'm a dog lover with two of my own. When I see them all cuddled up, and happy, in their favourite spot it always makes me smile. Actually, a lot of what they do makes me smile. I'm an ol' softie. lol. Did I mention that I'm a dog lover?
  14. 2 points
    I wouldn't say rigid I'd say more than reasonable. I will only book with a new client if I can confirm the details he has provided me. But I must say I have booked a few with a gut feeling, not always a good idea.
  15. 2 points
    http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=panther here's how they define a panther I am with Phaedrus on this one, why use a label? We are all comprised of so many qualities, characteristics and traits, to many to be categorized into age groups and to many to be given just one name. Instead of labelling me I prefer anyone who has met me or wants to meet me to just call me by my name:)If you are attracted by my pictures, posts, reco's and talking to me yet become turned off because I am of a certain age.....well good, then you weren't for me anyways. To label or judge anyone because of their age is as dumb as labelling them because of their hair color. But that's just my take on it;)
  16. 2 points
    Shes a member here, why not drop her a line to say hello and make her feel welcome. http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/member.php?u=96326. I'm sure she'd be happy to see so much interest about her.
  17. 2 points
    I think most of us would prefer "no labels" except then how difficult would advertising be to promote yourself and find the clients you seek? Unfortunately labels are a way to distinguish what you're looking for from what you're not and a required component of this industry.
  18. 2 points
    I really prefer no label...that sort of thing means nothing to me. To me what matters is the connection I think I might have with a lady (determined by her posts/profile/website) not some arbitrary label based on whether she has children or not or her age. Not to mention realistically, me being almost 53, how old would a cougar have to be to be labelled cougar if interested in me? But that's me A morning rambling RG
  19. 2 points
    I just watched this, the way these cows jumped for joy:) http://vitaminl.tv/video/2677
  20. 2 points
    To flip the coin, my criteria for booking a gentlemen, 1. from his first enquiry, I can see if this person is respectful and classy. That is my number 1 thing I look at, an enquiry that is " what's up" or " lookin' to blow my load" is not going to even be answered" 2. The ability to follow instructions. If you can not follow a simple request like " no blocked numbers or no email bookings" then how can I be assured that you will follow my requests such as "NO means NO" Or to show up on the time we decided? I have one gent for weeks trying to book with me, I keep saying not on email, must have a phone. He says, I do not have one, well go get one at walmart then! He still is trying, this guy will NEVER get in. 3. If on CERB and has some kind of posting history is always a good way to get a booking, as I know you have must have spent some time getting to know me and the lingo of our industry. A cerb member with history here is going to get the booking before joe-blow I have no knowledge on. 4. If your not calling/txt every night 4 am....not interested in meeting you cause you are probably doing something to stay awake every night. If you work nights, best to txt me in the day before work to let me know this. I do not provide services after 9 pm anyways. 5. To return to me, you have been clean, fresh, respectful and kind. If not, I suppose " I am not available today" or if so uncomfortable for me, I will say so. You can then look for another provider. Geee, hope I do not come across as too rigid, but this is what I am comfortable with:)
  21. 2 points
    Try to avoid watching TV or using the computer for at least an hour before going to bed. {Advice from my doctor} I use a combination of things to get sleep: Sleepy Time Herbal Tea White Noise generator Lavender Oil sprinkled on my pillow Mug of hot milk Light snack at bedtime Doctor prescribed sleep aids (Not sleeping pills) No caffeine products after 6 pm No phone, cellphone, TV, or computer in bedroom Room darkening curtains on bedroom window Regular exercise (Something as simple as going for a 20 to 30 minute walk 5 times a week -- turn off cellphone) * But what worked the best was having a SP come to my home to tuck me into bed for the night. ;) 23 and 1/2 hours
  22. 2 points
    For those who aren't aware, tomorrow is National Cupcake Day in support of SPCAs and Humane Societies. I know there are lots of animal lovers like me here so I thought I'd post a link for more info. In Kingston there are several bake shops, schools and businesses taking part. There are events planned all across the country so if you'd like more information on what's planned in your community, just check with your local SPCA. It's a great fundraiser, it raises awareness and there's cupcakes!!! Who doesn't like cupcakes????:-D http://nationalcupcakeday.org/
  23. 2 points
    Almost every day I get up and see that there were several missed calls in the middle of the night right up to 5 and 6 AM. Well I am getting up at 6 or so but I bet the person that is calling me at 5 AM is not someone I'd like to see. There must be some people out there willing to see "gentleman " around the clock otherwise requests like this would not be made.
  24. 2 points
    I prefer to think of myself as Panther...a sexy woman on the prowl who is smart enough to now how to play, caring enough to enjoy the play, childlike enough to make it fun, lustful enough to make it passionate plus confident and all around awesome! I'd rather make my own "label" lol. :boobies:
  25. 2 points
    For the record I am not a fan of either term but the main difference is in the intent of the subject, a MILF is someone a man or men want to f*ck and a Cougar is a woman that wants to f*ck (younger) men. If you feel one suits you better use it, if you don't feel comfortable with either term then don't use either. From the free dictionary online: or http://thesaurus.com/browse/mature
  26. 2 points
    I have never had a SDaddy, but my GF did. She hated it! She said she no life, could never go anywhere out of her city, hard to have friends, as he would get jealous even with her girl friends, and she decided to work on the side cause each year the cash got smaller and smaller. He would buy her a car, but then not much for the pocket,. So now she has 3 secret lives. Her true life. Her Sdaddy life, then also an SP life. She would have to keep it secrete from her Sdaddy, as he would cut her off completely if he knew. But yet was hard to make apt with clients cause he would call last min and tell her to come over, therefore she would end up standing her clients up:( She can't wait to get out of this one!
  27. 1 point
    Does nobody care about nutrition and health??? Best restaurant in Halifax by far - The Heartwood!!!
  28. 1 point
    Spring. Ahhhhhh, the thought. We have had three days of just above zero degrees, two of which had glorious blue skies. Enough of a taste that truly ones thoughts go to that most amazing of seasons. Many know how much I love it here on PEI but perhaps the one drawback is the season of spring. For those in S. Ontario the season sweeps in with a nice day and then a nicer one and then followed by a nicer one again. On the Island we get a little taste and promise and then it snows on us. Then a few more teases but followed by a freezing rain storm or days of wet rain. Finally one day, poof, it's summer. I miss my spring that I had when I was a kid. I am still and forever the optimist and every year at this time I think to myself, " This is the year. It's going to start now and just get nicer and nicer and nicer!" May the Gods of Spring rise from the drifts.
  29. 1 point
    Congratulations on your milestone Frank, I'm looking forward to the next 1,000!
  30. 1 point
    I laughed when I first read that, but do ladies actually get messages like that? I wouldn't be surprised, I guess, but...just...wow. Anyway, I don't believe your requirements rigid at all. In fact, of the ladies I've looked at, I've never felt any to have "crazy" requirements. And I doubt I'd ever would. Based on what you and Cristy have said, it sounds like if a provider breaks their own rules, that's when they have a bad experience. And that's not good for any of us.
  31. 1 point
    Monday Sasha 9-4 aka "Sasha-Paradise" Marlie 9-3:30 aka "Marvelous Marlie" Sabrina R 9-4 NEW aka "SabrinaR" Tia 9-4:30 aka "Tiaa.Lovee.x0" Kandice 11:30-3:30 NEW aka "Sweet Kandice" Mandy 10-9 aka "CandyMandy" Elle 2-9 Cherry 3-9 aka "Cherry Blossom" Samantha 3:30-9 aka "Naughty Samantha" Riley 3:30-9 aka "Riley-Parks" Avah 4-9 NEW aka "Avah" STARTING MONDAY MARCH 3rd,2014 we will be OPEN EVERY MONDAY,TUESDAY & SATURDAY UNTIL 11 pm for your naughty needs! Online Ad check it out http://www.cerb.ca/classifieds/ottaw...2014-news.html New Sexy Pics http://www.angelstouchmassage.ca/site/the-angels/ Schedule Updated Daily http://www.angelstouchmassage.ca/site/schedule/ NEW BIANCA a familiar face you may already know ;) Formerly at Triple A http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/album.php?albumid=8712 NEW SABRINA R a familiar face you may already know :wink: Formerly at "ALO" spa & Triple A http://www.angelstouchmassage.ca/sit...inars-profile/ http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/album.php?albumid=8655 NEW AVAH a familiar face lots of you already know :wink: Formerly @ "ALO" & Triple A http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/album.phpalbumid=8643 Come for a 4 hand massage in our getaway room....an experience you will never forget Ottawa's Best Room! Regular Room spacious and in room shower Single Massage: 30 minutes $55. 45 minutes on special for $65. 60 minutes $80. 90 minutes $120. Duo Massage: 30 minute on special for $80. 45 minute on special for $100. 60 minute on special for $130. Getaway Room Fee: Room Features a hot tub,6 ft custom shower and fireplace for your enjoyment Single Massage: 30 minutes $70. 45 minutes $85. 60 minutes $100. 90 minutes $150. Session time @ Discretion of MA Duo Massage/Couples Massage: 2 Attendant 30 minute $100. 45 minute $120. 60 minute $150. Couples Massage: 1 Attendant 30 minute $70. 45 minute $85. 60 minute $100. HST included in all door fee prices Longer Session times available and at the Discretion of MA Mandy's Recommendation http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=120757 Elle's Recommendations http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=152039 Sasha's Recommendations http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=146238 Riley Recommendation http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=162336 Samantha Recommendations http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?ltr=N&t=142241 HIRING.....We seeking attractive hard working ladies! You must be 18 years of age or older to be employed at Paradise Spa. We require proof of legal age and legal eligibility to work via a valid government identification and/or other documentation as required by law. ***ALL MA'S TRAINED BY MASSAGE THERAPIST TOP MASSAGE GUARANTEED! Elle
  32. 1 point
    Spring and the snow melt cant arrive soon enough....!! Spring thaw and water run off reached unreal levels last year, (hight level water that hasn't been seen in decades) and there is even more snow this year. The dock is in danger of floating away this year I suspect, but we shall see..
  33. 1 point
    I have from time to time wondered about this myself. Being a women of 39, but never had children, left me wondering what category do I belong in? Cougar is not a fit either, as I prefer older men, or at least not younger then 23. So that doesn't describe me either. Props to Midnight Massage for the term Panther tho, very cute. I guess my question now is, When do I start advertising as " mature?"
  34. 1 point
    Happy birthday Lee... Hope it was groovy with a girl or two or three...
  35. 1 point
    Happy Birthday Lee. I hope you've had a great day!
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  38. 1 point
    There are occasionally great sp's up late but the odds of finding one that is better does decrease after midnight in my experience, but so does the quality of the men searching (myself included). I am at my best in the morning and have a crazy unpredictable yo-yo kind of life but still occassionally get that urge late at night ...so I picture Clint and remember "what you have to ask yourself is, do I feel lucky. Well do ya' ?"
  39. 1 point
    You need a time out !? Full of passion and totally sweet , I am the one for you. Come and have some fun with me.. Feel free to take a peek at my pictures on the angel's touch website at angelstouch.com Call paradise spa to set up your session today . Registered therapist , 5,3 105 lbs French/anglish Very long brown hair Brown eyes All natural Spa available Paradise spa 1902 Robertson road road (Bells corner) 613-820-8887 Schedule next week : Thursday 27 : 9-4 Friday 28 : 9-5:30 Saturday 01 : 9-9 Sunday 02 : 10-9 Hope to see you soon xx Sab
  40. 1 point
    While men hide their lovers.., Women present them as their Friends....
  41. 1 point
    I can't imagine any lady stay up waiting for a phone call for a possible maybe late night encounter. Just because the ladies are professional companions doesn't mean they are available 24/7...they have hours when they are available usually daytime to evening and hours when they can have their own life My experience, and I've seen ladies in small towns, like Ottawa, Hamilton and most of all Toronto, usually ladies' last call is around 9-10pm Perhaps pre booking a date with a lady is what you should do, she might be willing to accept a late night call RG
  42. 1 point
    I find 10a-1p is my busy time but then again my hours are the way they are to accommodate other responsibilities and commitments I have. I expect I lose the afternoon business because of this but it is what it is. When I originally started I thought there would be more evening business but it didn't turn out that way. My preference is for anytime I'm able to spend time with someone!
  43. 1 point
    Wishing you a very Happy Birthday, may it be as much fun as all your posts;)
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    Swan said the law should target the demand for sexual services while helping sex-trade workers get the addiction counselling, mental-health services and training they need to get off the streets. I think I'm going to throw up. This comment is completely disgusting. I might have to join Facebook and tell him so. Everyone in Manitoba should be online completing this survey. It's a public consultation by the Justice Department on the future legislation. Have your voices heard! http://www.justice.gc.ca/eng/cons/curr-cours/proscons-conspros/index.html#2014_02_17
  48. 1 point
    I was on antidepressants for a while about 8 months ago. They had a sexual side effect that made it difficult for me to reach climax. Oh I still had desire and the ability to get a decent erection, but often I could not cum. Fortunately, I tend to live vicariously through the orgasms of my play partners. Being a cunnilingus aficionado and having a dick that did not pop off after five minutes helped in that area. Seriously, if my partner has a good time, then I had a good time. There was never any sense of embarrassment or shame, a little frustration possibly, if I'm totally honest. Additional Comments: Great question! It brings me to the reason I partake in this lifestyle. I have a good sex life with my wife of over thirty years. The only problem is that we have mismatched libido's. When we first met, I was a two to three times a day type guy and she was a two to three times a week type girl. Over the years we've both slowed down a bit; I'm down to 2-3 times a week and she is 2-3 times a month. Long ago we reached an understanding that if I kept my hobby discrete and always put my wife first, then she understood my needs and looked the other way. Having sex with lots of different and skilled partners has made me a better lover. My wife benefits from my practice sessions. Just recently I had a very satisfying play date and a few hours later repeated much of the same activity with my SO. Sure I was tired, but in the end we were both very satisfied and happy. In answer to the question was it written all over my face; no unless you used a black light you'd never know where my face has been.
  49. 1 point
    Excellent question as us ladies come into this for different reasons and leave for our own reasons too!!! For me, I originally got into it for the thrill factor, the fantasy factor and the plain and simple fact that I absolutely love sex. However, that has changed slightly for me... But for the better!!! I still love the thrill, the fantasy, and oh yes the sex!!! But I have also discovered a way to use my ability to connect with people in a very real and passionate way. I absolutely thrive on these connections, and find these interactions as emotionally and mentally good for me as I'm told it is for my clients. I have met some amazing women who I may not have had the chance to otherwise -- and continue to meet wonderful people. And I have also discovered my ability to become financially independent and stable -- something that hasn't always come easy to me :) So really, my answer is that I'm not sure. But I won't be going anywhere in the foreseeable future. :)
  50. 1 point
    I've had insomnia on and off for a few years.. How I got rid of it last time was not by any narcotic or over counter sleep medication.. Or even "Melatonin" a natural herbal supplement.. I was prescribed "Trazadone".. Instead of forcing you to sleep.. It works with your brain to allow you to fall asleep naturally.. You only take it for about 10 days.. It did wonders for me!!
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