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Booty is in the eye of the beholder my friend. ;-)

Actually if you book on a 777L the bathrooms at the back of the first class cabin are big and if you book a 777W the bathrooms in the front of first class are large enough possibly for 3 people :) I have yet to achieve entrance into the mile high, however I have my preferred airplane washrooms selected :)

Hello everybody I just have one concern about this: As much as I'm sure a good-bye kiss is welcomed by some gentlemen, I am always super-careful not to leave any traces of make-up on my visitors, once they have taken their end-of-appointment shower. I don't wear heavy make-up, but I wouldn't want to risk leaving any sparkly stuff on my visitors. A gentleman who is single may not mind, but I always respect the fact that some gentlemen have 'another life' that they do not wish to perturb. So I generally end my appointments with a hug, and I even tell my gentlemen that I don't want to leave any make-up on them, and I think most appreciate that. I would love to hear others' thoughts on this ;)

I find the wonderful women at ALO Spas are the best! Always a nice, relaxed, clean environment with attendants who take great care of you! Safe, very clean and no worries :)

I expect Halifax will be broke this year from all the damage I've seen. Not sure what it is but this year is horrendous for holes and chipped top layers. It's like an obstacle course.

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I have to agree! Though it's usually the other way arround. I make sure to give the lady a big nice hug before leaving, to make sure she knows that i really enjoyed our time together and that i care for her more then just sex. I'm usually more a repeat kind of guy then trying new ones so it's almost always a date with someone i know.

After conflicting schedule I finally met nina. She had been here before so I tried to find a review. With no luck finding any I for on this lady I decided to TOFT. I even booked an extended visit. This sweet genuine lady met me at the door dressed as if we should be going out to a fine dinner. Short black dress and typical of most French girls I was trapped by her accent, and stunning beauty. With a big hug, she welcomed me in. There was no rush, and no pressure. We shared stories to make both us both feel comfortable. In all one motion, before my eyes she had undressed and things changed. Her eye were captivating. Although she isn't a spinner type, she was quite captivating with her curvy and quite sexy frame. The experience was great and so glad I made the extra time to stay. The conversation in between was the most enjoyable talk I have ever had with a SP. I usually keep my private life out of this hobby, but she was so sweet and genuine I found myself telling her about everything and everything. Would I repeat? Most certainly!!

Newbie to the board :) Happy and Safe Hobbying to all.

Come Let Me Blow Your Mind .. I am a young , sexy and passionate little hottie .. What a session with me looks like? -First, I'll give you the best relaxation massage ever..(Registered & Confident In My Skills). Guaranteed To Have You Leaving Here Feeling Like A King But It Doesn't Stop There I Love To Take My Time & Play .x0 * I Always Work From The Bottom Up * After Ill Enjoy Sliding My Soft Silky Skin That Gently Presses Against Yours. You Have Fantasies? I am The Girl That Makes Them Come True So What Are You Waiting For Book A Session Today !.x0 Schedule Today 4-9pm Next Week Thursday 6-11 Friday 6-11 Saturday 9-4 Sunday 10-9 Paradise Spa 1902 Robertson Road (Bells Corners) 613-820-8887 Feel free to take a peek at my pictures at Angelstouch.com Kisses Sab

I highly recommend Peachy, my ATF :biggrin: Here is her recommendation thread - http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=4309&page=13 I also have had great experience with - Evelyne Lemay, Isabella Gia, SexxyRebecca, Emily J, Hannah Star etc. Note that these ladies are all full service providers.

Sexxxyrebecca, EmilyJ or Sweet Sami are all very good.

My first 5lb of protein shakes and a dedicated, proper pair of running shoes. Good god, I'm turning into one of *those* people!

If feminists really cared about us they would let US decide what's best for US. What a novel idea ... letting a woman take control of her own choices in life. Isn't that what feminism is all about? bunch of freakin hypocrites.

Most potholes I don't mind just ducking around; it's the potholes on the bridges that get me worried! :)

Tomorrow is the last day, folks! Do it. http://www.justice.gc.ca/eng/cons/curr-cours/proscons-conspros/index.html#2014--02--17

Here are some gifts that you won't want to give your partner because you'll be left alone, crying, and using the tears to masturbate with. And that hurts. Everywhere. Nothing says, "I have a strong passion for you," like asking your boyfriend or girlfriend to get their privates smelling like hot, sweaty meat. Because being constrained in a t-shirt is the PERFECT way to make love! This gift is basically saying, "Hey, your balls smell terrible." And your response can be, "Well, you shouldn't have bought me those beef jerky underwear." This pie, made with bull testicles, is suppose to be a male aphrodisiac. But here's a clue, ladies. You know what makes men aroused? Boobs. Butts. A female's presence. A female walking. A female sleeping. A female on a phone. ANYTHING ELSE BUT BULL BALLS. http://www.break.com/article/13-valentines-gifts-that-lead-to-you-sleeping-alone-2415759

Never gave this much thought but now that you mention it, I've repeated with just one SP and she alway greets me with a long 'make out' session at the door and then the same before I leave. It a nice touch cause it makes me feel wanted.

For those that are worried that they may be "bothering" a lady on her day off - don't know about others - I turn my phone off on days I am not working. I use sponsor ads and don't post everyday - even if I am working that day. My understanding is the difference between brief mode and gallery mode - all the sponsor ads are listed in gallery mode. So, if you are looking at gallery - you are actually looking at the sponsor ads. Might be wrong - but this is my take on it.

Hurley, Elizabeth

Here is some information you may find interesting about road and pothole research being done here in Canada. The road to better roads http://www.stalbertgazette.com/article/20130824/SAG0801/308249992/0/SAG Pothole Free Roads? http://globalnews.ca/video/1101082/pothole-free-roads Can soybeans be the solution to potholes? http://www.foodandfarmingcanada.com/2009/12/08/can-soybeans-be-the-solution-to-potholes/

http://thechronicleherald.ca/metro/1193699-they-picked-the-wrong-girl Obviously there is a problem, but I am tired of the media only reporting on one side of the story. Halifax is starting to look like a city with controlling pimps recruiting drug addicted young girls and selling them to hundreds of pedos who live in the area. As I said above, there is a problem, and I hope it soon gets solved, but what about some reporting on the other side of the coin. There are many lovely ladies in the area who do this of their own free will, and because they want to. Nobody forcing them... The media needs to stop being so one sided and lend some balance to their reporting. My opinion. NB

I'd say Corrie and Rhianna have to be my current favorites there

A quick update for those interested in having a rundown on where the proceeds of the ticket sales go: -Of all the confirmed payments (subject to double checking over the weekend), i have a preliminary budget of 1010$ at the moment. -I'll be confirming the number of drink tickets and snacks with the venue on Monday. This, i plan, will run at about 650$ -We'll still have a draw during the evening. I have, at this time, 3 gift cards and loneskater and i are in the process of making a treats basket, inspired by the season (with maple goodies, is all i'm willing to say ;-) ). We are keeping the value of the items for the draw at 50$. - This leaves 160$ or so that we will use on either other gift cards. We are also looking at other surprises for the night. This will be determined over the next two days. Cheers everyone, and we'll see each other at the social!

Is anyone else at a loss as to why the police are not supporting these girls? She is saying she worked with 100+ other underaged girls. We saw how effective the last sweep was. When do LE realize their tough and tough ways are not working? It seems every time there is a case of underaged or trafficked victims it is cracked by the public. All the LE ever seem to do is break trust with the people who help them. I'm incredibly upset. These were children and the law has failed to keep them safe after they came forward. Unacceptable.

PassionVitto have my 100% vote.

Looking For The One You Wont Forget ? Well You've found Me ;-P Bring Your Sweet Sugar Here And Let Me Drive You Crazy ! I Am Sensual And Passionate. I Loooove To Take All My Time To Tease You. And When You Can't Take It Anymore, I'll Be Worse, Just Because I Am That Type Of Girl Who Like To Play You Dont Beleive Me ??? Come And Find Out Schedule This Week Saturday: Now to 11 Sunday : 10 to 9 Next Week Thursday 6-11 Friday 6-11 Saturday 9-4 Sunday 10-9 Paradise Spa 1902 Robertson Road ( Belles Corners ) 613-820-8887 Don't Be Shy To Take A Peek At My Pictures On angelstouch.ca See You Soon ! Xxx Sab

Come get a relaxing massage by a hot little vixen xoxo About me- Sexy petite 22 year old with long red hair, sparkling green eyes! Out going, bubbly and ready to rock your world!! Providing- Flirty and dirty relaxation massage Soapy sexy showers Reverse massages Body slides- Duo massages(4 hands, 2girls) & you'll leave happy. Schedule Today: 10-4 Rates- Single Massage 30mins: $50 45mins: $60 60mins: $80 Duo Massage rates also available upon request Location-Clean, cozy, discreet westend location Contact-To book an appointment please send me a PM or call 613-274-7073

There was a rather interesting article in the Globe and Mail this morning which is relevant to the current discussion about prostitution. http://www.theglobeandmail.com/arts/books-and-media/book-reviews/put-out-the-red-light-are-sex-workers-being-heard-in-the-legal-dialogue-over-prostitution/article17502956/

let me know what brand we decide on so I can stock up at Costco ;) I currently stock the Dove Mens+Care in sensitive because it's the mildest and the scent is barely discernible.

For 2013 it was Tiffany at Angels Touch. Unfortunately she retired from the business at the end of February. Leading the way for 2014 is Chantal Summers @ Paradise.

Happy flower: Vulture vs. Jackal: Fallen Sequoia:

After searching for about a week or so for a place near my house that would fix my glasses (the frame was broken at the hinge), A kindly old man at a private optician place offered to fit the lenses into new frames since mine could not be fixed(something that none of the other stores bothered to tell me). After trying a fair number of his frames, he told me that nothing of his would fit my lenses. He then proceeded to offer me new lenses for free to fit one of his frames. Always nice to have someone lighten your financial load, especially when you didn't even ask for it.

I totally agree with the last kiss being important. Its paramount as you really don't know if and when you may meet again. For me over the years its very important with my regular guests to be caught up on conversation as well. It's equally important to tell or hear that final funny story be it mine or my guests. So at my house or suite we usually linger at the door for some time talking before that final farewell kiss and hug.

Like everyone else here, I do enjoy a long hug and some long passionate kisses when bidding a fond farewell. These long passionate hugs and kisses are equally important to me in the beginning and during the encounter. I find it not very memorable when she rushes to see you off without those acts. Sometimes, some other gestures could be very endearing as well. I remember after a lovely session recently with a reputable cerb lady here; when I bent down and put on my shoes, she lovingly touched up the hair on the back of my head and whispered gently "you don't want everyone to know that you just had sex!". It was such an adorable and unforgettable act that I will always remember her fondly!

You know as Elly changed her names she also changed her persona........ You kn it is possible for a person to learn from her wrongs and make them right. Elly was new and didn't have a clue .....and yes did indulge however as time went on started to value life.... Got her own place and car changed name to Bella..... Bella was the transition to Taylor who wants nothing to do with any substance abuse reason y she went to regina ... To stay away from temptation anyways still haven't decided whether to go with another name change now that I am 100 %!substance free going on 5 months now ... Just a piece of advice don't always pass judgement until you've experienced it for yourself, PEOPLE CAN CHANGE

I was just at Timmies and bought the coffee for the Military man in uniform in front of me.

Probably the lady has seen some clients who have complained that no one ever told them about YMMV. And they had certain expectations based on others' experiences (based on recommendations) Really YMMV shouldn't need to be spelled out, most clients know about it. It is unwritten into every encounter, but some clients need it to be spelled out for them. So some companions then spell it out for every potential client. So if a lady spells out YMMV don't be upset with her, be upset with clients who have had to make her spell it out prior to an encounter. And a second thing YMMV seems to have been spun into meaning you may get great or poor service, or everything and anything in between. And yes, there is that aspect of YMMV. But it also means, at least to me, each encounter is going to be different, not better, not worse, just different. A companion may have offered and had a great encounter with one gentleman, but has another great encounter with another gentlemen. Both encounters, 180 degrees opposite in what took place, but both equally great and recommendation worthy. YMMV isn't an excuse or justification for a possible bad encounter so much as it is a way of saying that each and every encounter will be unique for you, and not a clone of some other client's encounter A rambling RG

YMMV means just that, what you experience with a lady may well be just the opposite of what another gentleman may write. Every experience is unique, it should not be cookie-cutter. Every gentleman is unique and is treated as such. Just because a gentleman has an absolutely amazing experience with me doesn't mean that I am everyone's taste. I agree with doing your research, contact the lady in the manner she wishes and ask questions if your not sure. I was once asked if I was 'hot', my answer to that is, it depends on what you think is hot! No two ladies are the same, we offer different experiences, we do our best to give you what you seek, but do ask questions about a particular lady's services if you are unsure.

I don't usually make a point of trolling the comments here, but really? Do you think the suit salesman expects to sell a suit to every guy who walks into his store? Do you think the car salesman expects everyone who comes into the car lot to drive off in an Escalade? Why is this any different? I've been to clubs on several occasions where I get approached and immediately asked to go to the CRs. When I've tactfully tried to say no, I get treated like I'm something floating in a toilet bowl. I'm sorry, but I do reserve the right to spend my own money as I choose. Respectfully, that doesn't make me a cheap ass, or any other kind of ass. It means I would prefer to spend my money as I see fit, not you. This thread is for advice on how to get a dancer's interest at the clubs, but I begin to wonder if there's need for a thread on how the dancers could get the client's interest.

Plagiarism (Coping text from another provider to post as your own) is NOT acceptable on cerb. Copying someone's text is the SAME as stealing someones photos. Stealing someone's text (even off another website to post it here) will get you in HOT WATER with the mods and members here on cerb. It could get you suspended or banned from cerb as well. So don't do it please. It's not nice... and I hate having my pm flooded with people telling me someone is copying someones text.

Your above post was posted in the recommendation area. We DO NOT reward ladies who bait and switch people with fake photos with recommendations. Your recommendation has been merged into this discussion thread and your live account of her photos being fake has allowed us to move the thread into the warnings area for bait and switch to warn others that her photos are indeed fake. Good service or not this is NOT acceptable so please do not support these ladies who do this.

I never know what to call mine -- a tuft? A patch? A triangle? I shave the bikini line and the undercarriage but keep a nice piece over the mons.

You can also always ask in the CR for the dancer to wait for a few songs before beginning to dance. In my experience, if a dancer I don't know starts dancing as soon as we get to the cr( in the middle of the song) the experience will usually be not good. Most of the dancers I do know, normally like to chat a bit(no charge) before we get to work in the cr. I have had mixed experiences with buying the dancer a drink prior to a dance. In my case though the dancer has always asked me to buy her a drink, and I have not tried surprising a lady with one. I might try that soon. I agree with the other tips: eye contact, smile, tip while on stage. It also helps if there is an extra chair at the table where you are sitting, and you are in view of where the strippers sit prior to going on stage/chatting location.

^There's nothing wrong with going up to a dancer and asking her to join you at your table instead of going right to the CR -- that way you can build that mental connection.

I was told to take her clothes off... she really didn't like the fact that I tried them on in the first place.