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I don't mean to be a dick but your priorities are completely out of sync. If you don't have the money to get massages, do not get massages. This industry is does not provide things that you need to survive, it provides things you want. It is supported off clients disposable income, if you don't have the disposable part, please use it on things you need, not things you want. Save up until you can afford it, don't lose self-respect and ask for handouts. Go to pornhub and rub one out when you are feeling the urge to spend money you don't have and tell me if that doesn't make you see the situation a little bit clearer. You can survive man, focus on the here and now, save up, work on getting more income, then in the future get all the massages you want without the dread of knowing you don't have money for food for the rest of the month.

Most ladies always have times of the days or days were they offer a reduced fee.. check the adds.., but also be realistic font expect the service to be half the regular rate or for free. . We all have difficult times and bills to pay.. remember you workat any job.. how about your employer comes to you and say.. I am having rough times. . Can I pay you half per hr? Or even 2 dollar less? How would you feel?

to politely decline the request for an encounter, for whatever reason, please accept her decision politely. Please understand these decisions aren't made lightly and are the result of a number of considerations, often including but certainly not limited things such as... scheduling conflicts, personal reasons, communication styles, reference reports, posting style & history, a simple lack of chemistry... or a combination thereof. It's important to remember that a lady is balancing her requirement for income with her comfort level and her compatibility with suitors, and when the scale tips too far the wrong way, she is then faced with the delicate task of informing someone that they'd not be a good match. Interrogating a lady, insisting she provide reasons for her decision, & asking for reconsideration will rarely gain you ground, and will almost always result in a lady being very glad she made the aforementioned decision. It makes an already awkward situation even more unpleasant. Please know that a lady makes this decision carefully, and is considering your best interests as well as her own. Accept it graciously. Thank you :)

A very Happy Birthday to mistert! I pity the fool who doesn't wish him a Happy Birthday!!! :D

I can't see if I were declined for a date that I would at that point even want a date with that lady. Not a bash against anyone . I like a GFE, which for me is more than a menu, it involves a connection/chemistry...granted one that develops over time, but starts with the email exchanges. How can you have a GFE with a lady that right at the outset doesn't want to see you. There is a "relationship" aspect to a GFE one that couldn't exist if one of the parties doesn't want to be there This holds true with a first encounter, or with an lady you have seen multiple times. And personally, just my opinion, encounters have to be mutually beneficial, you the client must want to see the lady and the lady wants to see you. If one person, lady or gentlemen doesn't want to see the other, move on. There is no chemistry. I know for me if I was declined for a date or didn't want to see a lady for a date, the chemistry is gone (or never was there) and nothing brings it back. There are many SP's and Clients. If one declines you just move on, don't look back A morning rambling over coffee number two RG

I think a lady would be happy to provide you with a reference (I assume you are a good client ;-) ) and not get tired of doing so. It isn't just for you that a lady provides a reference. It is done by ladies to keep other ladies safe and vice versa. Ladies want to be safe. And they will be happy to do so because you are a client willing to be screened, a sign of being a good client. It won't annoy the lady being asked, because she may also require a reference for new clients for herself from other ladies. They do this to be safe, and ladies want each other to be safe. The only reference etiquette is to contact the lady you wish to use as a reference before you use her as a reference. That way the lady isn't contacted out of the blue by another lady about you, she will expect to be contacted. In short, don't worry about contacting a lady you have seen to be a reference. She will likely be very happy to do so if you were a good client A morning rambling RG

To me, you are over reacting and coming up with far fetched scenarios, but i am basing that on what you posted. You are in the middle of a conversation and it stops suddenly, not with you saying something off base and her saying, ok, bye, just mid way? Or you were having a conversation that came to its natural end and you end the conversation with a 'see you later'. One thing is not like the other. The first example tells me that her phone died, she might not have another one yet, and/or she might not have your number anywhere else to call you from a different line. Neither scenario or even your description of the relationship lead me to believe she dropped you like a hot potato. I don't want to ask how old you are, because it makes no sense that anyone over 18 would think that paying for a couple of meals is anything like taking you for a ride. if you go overboard, if you leave a bunch of messages or texts or anything that she gets later, you will regret it, believe me. Scale it back show some concern, what if she was in an accident, texting while driving, got mugged, fell down some stairs, or just can't pay her phone bill because she got set up in a bad plan and you and she have been cooing at each other with lengthy phone calls and texts she can't afford, and it may take days before she can make a payment to get her phone reconnected. When leaving a message, keep it brief and keep it simple. Don't leave a message asking if she thinks she wants to go slow, or stop seeing each other, or anything even remotely similar to that, or anything even remotely not just a concern that she is OK. ;)

It was yesterday..To have chose to extend my stay in Charlottetown and met wonderful people..Thank you

There has to be boundaries established in your business and personal life. They have to be separated. One thing to do is create a "vacation message" in your email. When a client sends you an email, they will receive this message and then understand you are gone away. If they get upset about how YOU didn't keep in touch while you were away, then there are some problems with that person and their expectations. When people act out this way, then it's time to take a step back. You do not owe them anything more than the time with you that they pay for. You are under no obligation to "keep in touch with them" outside of an appointment. Most people who have healthy boundaries will understand this. Clients included. If they can't understand the concept that you have a life outside of this business then it's time to re-evaluate the SP-client relationship. Perhaps time to move on from them. I've had to do this a few times and never looked back as some of these client relationships were taking on a life of their own and not in a good way for my mental or emotional health. I do a lot of meditation and am able to deal with these situations much better now.

I recently started to see ads for Sophie that peeked my interest. Soon after her first ad, she joined our community here on CERB and this made me want to make a connection soon. So this past Friday I saw that she was working, I had to make contact. I emailed her as her ad requests and introduced myself and asked a few question. Sophie promptly replied and her email asked me for my phone number and a time she could call to discuss further. This process is a little different for me, however I absolutely understand her desire for discretion and her process for booking. It doesn't matter how many times I meet a woman I am always a little nervous. Being nervous was short lived though as soon as Sophie opened the door. I was met by this petite sexy woman with a big hug and kiss. Sophie is extremely friendly and intelligent and this led to conversation with her being very easy and interesting. We proceeded to talk for awhile getting to know each other which led to her starting to get playful with some kissing and touching. Now, as for the naughty part of our encounter I won't get into the details. Every encounter is going to be different and of course a YMMV situation. I will say though, that Sophie is very sensual, a great kisser and I absolutely loved exploring every inch of her. Sophie was very adept to my needs and desires and accommodated them perfectly. Sophie works a limited schedule, but I would highly recommend to anyone. I certainly plan on repeat visits as often as time permits. Thank you Sophie for the memorable and enjoyable time. It was an absolute pleasure meeting you and I look forward to much more time spent together.

The game is all about the $$$$$$. So very unlikely I'd say. Peace MG

Happy Birthday. Hope you have a great one :)

Happy Birthday MisterT! Hope you receive a nice cake that you don't have to bake!

If you want someone mature, ie: late 30's, I could highly recommend trishthedsh. She has a profile here on CERB. Bubbly happy blonde.

Lexy advertises as 32f 110 lbs.

Happy Birthday Mistert!! Have a great day!

Ahem.....cough cough I see more errors Mr Gentleman11 ;) But gooooooooo Lions :)

All one has to do is google them and tons of negative reviews pop up so like anything, buyer beware.

happy birthday bud. hope you enjoy the day :)

Again? You must be getting old! lol Have an awesome day. Be careful you don't overdo sightseeing and stress your eyes!!

I hope your day is a reflection of all the smiles and positive energy you have helped others achieve through everything you do. Have a wonderful day!

Happy birthday mistert, Mister Tee, Mister Tea, Mr T, T-Man, T-Rex, T-dude, Tea Time, Mr, or just T for short. I hope you have a great day. Maybe a friendly Montreal lady will blow out your candle. Cheers buddy!

Happy Birthday, MisterT!

happy birthday mistert have a good one

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Catching up on Breaking Bad episodes... Yes, I know I'm late on this one. Netflix rocks! Jas xo.

A long time ago I worked for a company where I had gotten a promotion. I turned loss into profit, tripled sales and brought quality standard back. I was motivated, to prove some doubters wrong. There were a few coworkers and even some upper management that just gave me a really hard time. It was obvious they did not like me. I had never done anything to them and always tried to please them. I eventual burned out and quit. I used to dwell and ask myself why, until someone explained this to me. If I were to take 10 random people and put them in a room with me 4 of the ten would like me, 4 would hate me and 2 just wouldn't care. So 6 of those people you don't need in your life. He went on to explain this was the results of some university social experiments conducted. Now I don't know if its true or how reliable these statistic are, but I chose to believe it. Now when I meet someone who seem like they don't like me I just chalk it up as one of those 6 people, It just is. So guys if your rejected just think of them as one of the 6 people who you don't need. How much fun can you have if that person doesn't like you? Its sad and it may suck but it's just a fact of life not everybody going to like you. Easier just to move on.

I have no ideas of her weight and this is irrelevant (plus 115 and at least D boobs is REALLY rare) but Gia Wren Marlowe is a spinner with more than lovely natural big breasts Saying they are a work of art is an understatement

When I started this lifestyle I was looking for the 19-24 years old young ladies that I never had when I was younger. Some were mature and some were not, I did not enjoy the 30 second quick hand job/blow job and hop on missionary position lets get you off and then take off sessions(not all but most). I find that older ladies are more passionate, not always so much in a hurry to take off her/my clothes and finish the session.

First there may be a reasonable explanation, and she hasn't been able to get in touch yet. A broken or lost cell phone which hasn't been replaced yet may be a reason, and she has your contact info in there. Maybe she did think things were going too fast as Cato suggests. As for phone call frequency people are different. One girl I dated wanted calls every day, another just once a week. Maybe she thought the frequency was too much especially after being single and unattached (I'm assuming you met a single unattached women) Give her a week, let her get a hold of you. If she doesn't, then it wasn't meant to be, if she does, the reason she stood you up may be perfectly innocent. RG

Maybe something came up and she couldn't make the date. Give her a call next week and find out if she's OK and if she wants to go out. Maybe between now and then she'll call you Being taken for a ride. You've had a few dates. Dates don't necessarily imply long term commitment. Unless you loaned her a large sum of money or something like that even if she no longer wants to see you, that can hardly be construed as being taken for a ride...the early stages of dating don't come with commitments of being together for life. And if she doesn't want to continue dating, then she really wasn't the right one, and better to find that out now instead of a few years into a serious relationship A rambling RG

To the OP - You raised a controversial topic - well done. What does a church now represent?....an insurance problem, a liability, a homeless persons' refuge, a monument to a vague charity?.....what??!! What should a church do to satisfy everyone's needs? All the guy wanted was a few moments of dry. Instead all he got was get the hell outta here and a plastic bag. Church: Should it have a property protection program? Should it have a security system? Should it have locked doors after certain hours? Should it have cameras? Should it be an exclusive domain? Should it be open to abuse by thieves & vandals?

No. You've just had a revealing encounter with Modern Church: a combination club/community centre that's all about preserving privilege and enforcing rules. I think it's kind of funny that your brief rainy-day experience neatly encapsulates the reason why churches are dying today: you must meet them on their terms, or get out. At most you'll get a plastic bag as a token gesture of concern for your welfare. You got out. So do a lot of people, and not just on rainy days. There is exactly one hope for the Christian church today, and it's Pope Francis. And I say this as an atheist: that guy represents everything good about the church's potential. Go out and live in the community. Embrace people and love people, even those who don't follow all the rules you follow. Even people who are visibly deformed. Champion the poor and powerless. Provide an example of selflessness. Shun privilege, and live your ideals. And if someone approaches you in need, embrace them and help them. Don't put them to a test or send them into the rain. Because helping people is what you're THERE for. Now, ANYbody should be doing this; but Francis embodies this inside a Christian context, and suggests an admirable direction and potential meaning for a very large club indeed. In an age of corporatism, greed, and materialism, we've got exactly one prominent example I know of that reminds us how human beings SHOULD interact: not with fear, but with concern, caring, and even love. Your encounter with this dubious building that happened to have religious decorations was none of those things. And that's revealing. Shame on the place, although the individuals involved were only acting from recent example. I hope it gets better now that it has Francis' example for a possible future.

He'll find out ladies have condom shock too....anyone who refuses to wear a condom shocks them so much that date declined, and maybe name put on the bad date list RG

But one would be more inclined to walk into a church than i would a business... I would have no problem approaching a church than a business to keep shelter... The church is much more welcoming. So I'm assuming now a days they are not? If you don't want people in lock the doors, the caretaker came in from another entrance. Don't think you can compare it to a business, unless the church is there to make money... I agree they have to take care of the place and watch for theives and vandalism but this wasn't the case for this gentleman... Trying to take shelter from the rain, not much too ask.

My thoughts exactly... If you don't want people in the church, lock the doors. I bet if the priest was there, I doubt you would be having a problem. If you weren't doing anything wrong and were quiet then I really don't see the issue... You think the lady would have been more Christian like... And in a church of all places lol

Patriots forever baby.....you know you are a successful team when everybody hates on you. Having said that, the Seahawks definitely look like the team to beat again after last nights performance. Here's to the return of the NFL...always entertaining.

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No, you should not have been asked to leave. There were 2 people there to ensure you did nothing wrong and Christians should show compassion and care about others. It was raining and they should have been more understanding about your situation.

Avoid avoid avoid!! They were here as well in Winnipeg. The girl said she was Israeli, I don't know if they have legitimate visas for salespeople. Extremely pushy and annoying. One was polishing the nails of a girl I was with. She was asking all kinds of personal inappropriate questions. The polishing kit looked like it was worth five bucks but they wanted seventy, then offered it for fifty. It was just a little half ounce bottle of oil and a tiny sponge pad. Ridiculous. Yeah she wanted my credit card before she would clearly say what the price was. I can see how abuse could happen. Another woman I know said they were so rude she had complained to the mall management. They told her she wasn't the only one to complain.

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I have had the pleasure of being with Lexi, and she is absolutely amazing! She is sweet, beautiful blue eyes, her breasts are simply perfect... not to enter into details, but she gets wet and her nipples hard, she enjoys what she does, and she is worth every effort to see her. My only concern about her pictures it's that they do her no justice.

Seems to me that some clients demand 100% satisfaction or else they consider they session a total failure and want their money back. These are the same goofs who waste time at the cashier because they want five cents off their potato or whatever. If you cannot allow that occasionally things don't work out then grow up. And if losing $200 or $300 is a financial disaster you shouldn't be seeing escorts.

Alright so I texted her earlier today asking her services. She texted me them back and we agreed to meet in the afternoon. Had researched her online before and knew exactly what I was getting myself into.. Asked for her address 30 min prior and she promptly responded w it. Msg'd her when I arrived for the buzz and another prompt response. When I walked in I saw this gorgeous brunette wearing fishnet stockings and this hot top I asked her to wear for me. Well after I gave her the donation we went right into lfk on the couch and she asked me to remove my pants.. Which I gladly did! She then started stroking me and went right into the bbbj. She said she loves to suck dick and it really showed lol. I shot pretty quickly as she has a tongue piercing and that just gets me going even more!! After she went to the washroom to spit that out we started lfk again. I then asked if I could lick her pussy and she said np, we went into 69 for a bit until she almost made me pop again! Had to put the hat on and start going at it haha. Man her pussy is delightful. She's had a couple of kids but it just felt amazing down there. After a couple of positions I popped again. Little bit of clean up and talking after this until I could handle going again lol. She gave me another bbbj for what felt like 15-20 minutes. My guy just would not go again despite the fantastic head I was receiving. She was deepthroating me and licking my cock w that tongue stud... Not even sure how I did not go lol but I did jerk off a few times this morning so that probably wasn't a good idea :( She also mentioned she's getting some implants in less than a week so can't wait to play w those!! Probably the best SP I've ever seen and can't wait to see her again :D She is such a sweetheart

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I was surprised recently when a potential client wrote that he didn't want to ask his regular paid companion to write him a reference. He said he didn't want her thinking that he was seeing other escorts. The girl in question I know to be very reference-friendly, but he said he didn't want any drama. I am horrified. If I knew my clients were telling other escorts that I would cause drama and be hurt and upset that he was seeing other girls, I would be furious. That is NOT an image I want projected to the CERB community, particularly as it does NOT represent me fairly. That kind of image does an escort a huge disservice, and hurts her business and reputation. It also creates conflict amongst the girls. If other escorts thought I was a jealous drama queen, I would be mortified. By claiming to protect her 'feelings', this client is being extremely condescending and insulting. These kinds of assumptions about possessiveness and territory are damaging to the SP, and reinforce the stereotype that escorts are emotionally unstable. If you like us (and we're glad that you do!) please HELP us create a great reputation. There is nothing worse than having bad word of mouth, especially initiated by clients who are our fans. The idea that we are romantically or emotionally attached to our clients is generally false. The idea that we don't want clients seeing other girls is false (and kind of funny). We work so hard to make CERB and the escorting community a positive, honest environment. I would hate to think that these assumptions are reversing our progress. Your SP doesn't mind that you see other girls. What she does mind is the damage to her reputation inflicted by this kind of client.

True, though I would argue that there's no such thing as free sex! :icon_razz: