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Not a chance in .....Heaven, That I am gone ;-) Just Sneaky ;-) Always best to text me as I am not as active online as I would like to be. Thankya! Still Roarin' XO

Another turn on this journey of chemo, puking and staying horny! So, today was a good day, doc's gave me two whole days off without chemo! YAY! A friend came in, and brought a water jug filled with French 75's! Champagne gin and orange juice to celebrate my having a full day without puking my eyeballs out of my head. It was shift change, and the young nurse with the wonderful camel toe, the big camel toe, the camel toe to end all camel toes......sorry I digress, to say bye, she is off for the next five days. She sees the water jug and asks what was in it. My friend tells her and offers her drink to taste....and their hands do this little dance. Nurse Bailey leaves and I think oh shit I am in trouble again, then Katie and I start laughing. Bailey comes back in, changed into street clothes, lulu lemon tights, and that camel toe is front and centre. We have another drink, and my smart ass friend says, Tom what are you looking at on your ipad? She knows damn well I was on cerb, and on the oral lovers page. Bailey grabs the iPad and starts scrolling down the pics and comments. She tells Katie how hot this was, rubbing her thighs up and down as she is looking at Katie's cleavage. Smiling, they pour and finish the French75's, both lean over the bed rails, give me a kiss goodbye, and walk out arm in arm!! WTF?! They could have at least closed the door and started playing with each other while I watched!! Oh well, I am sure Katie will give a lick by lick description if she comes in tomorrow, just hope I am well enough to enjoy the play by play! Hopefully out by Friday, Via1 on Saturday back to Ottawa assuming I don't puke a lung up tomorrow ! Tom The Liquor

Maybe we should call our group the "MPC" as in " MacKay's Perverts Club" See y'all tonight! Alg

Hey boys i took the plunge already very great massage rmt style takes her time and does a fantastic job. Tonnes of teasing and a great finish

:P yay social tonight!!! See y'all there ;)

Hi All. I'm sending thoughts from afar to everyone that is getting to the social this evening. I know that it will be a good time. Let's see - virtual drink to all the ladies and I'm sure that Lee and mistert will give out non-virtual hugs and kisses for me. Have fun!!! MN2

as stated well worth the wait...yes, she only e-mails..alot of fun!

Welcome to the pervert club. Well shaken peters are free tomorrow!

I just read an article from our Gov't that basically calls me an abhorrent pervert that takes advantage of you girls. So anyhoooooooooo. See you peeps at the social tomorrow. We'll do drinks :) ;)

Oh, I wasn't wearing it for very long. That's how good the drinks were!

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Hello everyone!! Seems like ages since i last started a social thread, but here we are - time flies! It's this time of the year where, you know, we get to gather for a great meeting of the minds in Ottawa! So, for all those who have been, you know these events! For those who haven't been, its a great way to make introductions with like minded people (no, no hanky-panky lol). So, without further ado, set your calendar for September 18th, 2014. More details will follow on this thread.

Hello everyone! I'm new to Cerb and I just wanted to make my first post and say hello :) My name is Audrey and I'm an SP located in Montreal who also travels to Ottawa occasionally. I'll be adding more pictures of myself, making posts, hanging out in the chat room and trying to get the full Cerb experience (I hear wonderful things about this site). Don't be shy, come say hi :)

I can now speak to this subject with some experience. Strictly on the subject of my pleasure, oh wow! Just like back in the good old days. From the standpoint of her pleasure, she seemed to have enjoyed it, too, but my guess is she would have found the external condom to be better. As far as DATY, the way it was "installed", that would have been quite possible. The downside was that there was a lot of checking to make sure everything was where it was supposed to be. As I care a lot about my partner in any episode I just accepted that as part of an exciting event. But I can see where some would find that part off-putting. Would I use them again? Absolutely. Would I swear off external condoms? Not a chance. I find the female condom to be another interesting item in the toy box.

I have a hobby ticket for sale as a member is unable to make it. PM if interested.

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I like RG because he is a true gentleman!

Can't go wrong with Jazy either way!

I'd say for myself 1, and 2. Based from the age thread, it seems that I'm one of the younger male members here, and I want to explore and try out different things. I like that this industry has given me an avenue to do so. I'm very happy with life, have a circle of friends that I can rely on, so the need for companionship in the emotional level isn't as important for me. It doesn't mean I go in with the attitude that the entire session will consist of some sort of sexual activity; firstly, as much as I'd like to imagine, I don't have the endurance, and second, I think letting things play out is better then forcing them. And perhaps most importantly, I rather not get too close to anyone I meet here. I'm obviously physically attracted to the women I see, but one fear I've had with this is feeling some sort of emotional attraction and not being able to do anything about it. I saw an escort who I felt a little too comfortable with, that I liked a little too much. I stopped seeing her as soon as I realized what I was feeling. In short, I am not looking for a dream woman.

Hi Combo, I don't think she gives her phone number. She only work part time. Wait for a reply. She is worth it!!!! :-). Be gentle with her. Have fun. P.S. If you can't reach her, contact Jordan Monroe (Amanda).

You cannot switch from back to front without washing. Those pesky bacteria spread easily and can be very challenging to remove. Too bad!!!

I was there at lunch time and finally had a chance to meet Cute0aza0Button. She is more beautiful and sexier then her pictures. We had a quick chat and had her dance a couple of dances for me. Very sexy and erotic. Very beautiful body :)

Well, I am going to be 55 next month and without bragging too much, look like I'm late 30's or early 40's, especially the physique. However, the aches and pains of arthritis, tendinitis, muscle strain etc remind me daily that I am indeed much older than 40. :grin:

Hey some nice bath and shower pictures would be very sexy. I haven't had any nice photos to post on the bath and shower thread for a while . http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=138275

I think this rule... should not only be applied in a business type relationship such as provider/client.. it should apply to life in general... and not just respect from a gentleman to a lady but also to a lady to a gentleman.... Obsessive behaviours will drive a person away even more... and that type of behaviour will only show that there was never any love.. on the contrary will show that there was never love and was something more driven by physical attraction, compulsive behaviours, and definitely wrong emotions... Yet worse the use of fear and threats to try to get the other person back... unacceptable... that is a pure sign that love was never there.. because I cannot conceive the thought of even think about causing damage to someone you loved ... when you have truly loved anyone as hurtful as it can be you respect their decisions as hard as they can be... and only then you can say you have loved truthfully...

thats not right...sorry that happened to you...

If that's an invitation, then I have some shopping to do.

I would definitely join you both and I'll wear the shirt you both like to rip off.

I think you guys would make any photo shoot fun and sexy, no matter the outfit or the pose....but you must include some under your disco ball lol :-)

Some days 15......some days 25......most days ageless lol Peace MG

happy birthday hope Someguy u had a good one

You've asked the same under Montreal (here http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=193421), and i'm expecting you'll get the same answers. Knowing Bianca, it certainly won't be any different wether you ask Montreal gents or Ottawa gents ;-)

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Amy, Sugar Kane or Madison are all fabulous local ladies. Well worth the visit. Have fun and treat these ladies like the treasures they are.

I think i would like to see posses that most show what you both love doing together. In and out of your sexiest out fits!!! emmm I can't wait.

I just had a quick preview at my new pictures from my photoshoot yesterday... Can you say awesome and awesome again?! I'm a very happy camper at the moment! :biggrin:

Ms. Samantha on here offers this service as do a couple of other Sp's

I'd also like to recommend Samantha.

Hello LON, may I suggest you consider asking Ms. Samantha? http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/member.php?u=30486 Take care, toine

I may be totally wrong but I believe some do it this way so it feels more professional vs. handing over a wad of cash. Personally, I like the envelope system when dealing with clients I already know because we have built a certain level of trust. Not as comfortable with new people because I don't have much of a clue what they're like. I'm not the type to start counting out cash in front of them but I am able to get a pretty accurate idea of what's there if I see the bills. Ideally, I don't like having it handed to me. I prefer to have it placed on either my kitchen table or nightstand. Then again, I just moved into a new place so I'll have to choose somewhere else. (I haven't entertained here yet as I'm still getting settled in.) For outcalls, my preference is the bathroom counter because the first thing I usually do is stop there to freshen up and make sure I look alright. The majority of my outcall clients are from out of town so having my donation left on the bathroom counter also allows me to count it discreetly. But that's just the way I'm most comfortable. My preference is right for me but most assuredly isn't right for everyone. We all have our preferences and one isn't better than the other, just different.

I havent answered this thread in a while so bear with me with the multiple quotes ;) doing a bit at a time like my previous answers...:) I dont mind just cash with reg clients but prefer an envelop or card...just shows me the client knows the etiquette...but really no biggie... Never get tired of compliments...ever :) Absolutely not...love seeing repeat client....means we had a great connection :) and a wonderful time together! Additional Comments: Cerb is the place to break the ice...lots of ladies to choose from. Take a look at profile and engage in a converstaion with the lady that would pick your interest...then take the plunge. Being nervous is just normal...so are we when we meet new clients ;) but be reassured...most ladies here will know how to make you feel at ease! BJ

Like most small independent business people I would assume, perhaps incorrectly, that most SP's don't have health or dental insurance and when you can't work there is no income. How do you manage this?

I've never been in a MMF, but can see myself doing it as a special treat to a ladyfriend. I wouldn't really be interacting with the other guy, though, just looking to give her the time of her life!

I Absolutely LOVE Shoes!!! All of them, Boots, heels, sandles, sneakers. Well except crocks :p

RG, I think what i was getting at is that everyone partaking in this hobby should be getting checked for everybodies safety. Call me crazy but I think it is just the responsible thing to do. Maybe I am wrong here, but I know I do just in case something aweful happens, I dont want to be sharing the unwanted. Sorry if this offended you in anyway however it is my point which I feel I am entitled to.

Speaking of Sunshine Girls....has anyone seen Sophia lately? Has she moved to another club or taken up another profession? Hopefully not :(