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Mod, you are working some serious overtime getting everything up to snuff with these silly new legislations in place. Thank you for all the hard work behind the scenes to keep this site safe and on the right side of the law.

Tom, I am deeply saddened by the fact that our paths (and other things ;)) never crossed in person. But I am very thankful for the conversations we've shared. You have been and continue to be an incredibly inspirational person to me. Your zest for life, your ability to see the good in every situation, no matter how stressful. You will be greatly missed... And not just by your naughty nurses :) by this community, by the world over, and by me. I will raise a glass to you anytime. All my love! Xoxo

The problem that I have been having is the rudeness from callers because I won't discuss rates or services. I guide them to my ads and website. Which they really should have been reading before they contacted me. :tresmauvaisehumeur: It isn't to be rude or anything, but to have someone call and the first thing they ask is "what are your rates?" when I have them on all of my ads is ridiculous. Discussing services is something else I don't do for legal reasons and why I have my reviews posted on my website. I have done this long before the new bill. I did it to save myself from being put in a legal position and to give the person an idea of what they're in for. I also hate repeating myself. I don't know how "great' everything is going to be because a lot of people a getting scared away from the hobby all together. I do see your point as the supply pool will go down and the demand will increase. I have thought about that also. However, I don't study economics. Just anatomy and physiology.... ;) SD

This is the enemy And so is the Conservative Party Of Canada Remember anything, don't vote conservative, whether federally, provincially whatever...election time is when we have power RG

Good morning my Friends, Enemies, Countrymen I entered this land of Cerb in 2010, longer than some, but not as long as others. Through this time I have made some great Friends, wonderful relationships and fun / sassy encounters that I have fully enjoyed. If you are reading this, I am assuming you have previously read the ones on getting cancer (the fu....oops sorry mod, the bastard) and the ups and down, trials and tribulations (sounds like my sex life!!) over the past couple of years. Well the end is nigh. The objective is to be around for Super Bowl, to know what that is and not think it is a luxury, Japanese toilet. Although the surgery to the shoulder removed a good chunk of cancer cells from the bone and muscle, it ended up travelling to the cortex and continues to grab onto chunks of the brain (what little brain there is!). The chemo treatments, especially the experimental ones helped to delay, sometimes shrink the bastard but it still crept along. Memory has become a huge issue with holes as big as Ottawa's sink holes in the expressway, the gps has become my day to day companion when driving, starting to need one when walking! Thinking of wearing a sign around my neck along with my mittens with strings, that points to my house, or a bar that serves great single malt scotch. You know you are on the way out when the docs are arranging your next treatment when they say, "we will fit you in when convenient", not sure who it is convenient for...... Squirrel!!! sorry I wandered off for a bit Anyway, back to the Ladies of Cerb. Whether a MA or .., as previously stated, I have been lucky enough to enjoy a friendship and a kinship with and I am ever grateful. I love the banter, silliness, the heart to heart discussions some of us have had. The hugs, kisses and spanks (obviously mod, the spanks were for my birthday!) were always a treat. I have started to say good bye to a few of you that have been very special to me. Some in person, some by email or pm. I am sure I will miss some with this .... full of swiss cheese. But to all of you, thank you for being who you are! Stay true and safe. To my male colleagues, thank you for all the support. It is greatly appreciated. Over the next couple of weeks, I will get out when / while I can to grab a quick coffee with some of you to give you a hug! If you are aware of and still keep in contact with Ladies who have either retired or are no longer using Cerb (gasp) and you know that they were intimate with me, please let them know, I would appreciate that. I will endeavour to go A - Z to update recommendations as long as I can. I had a discussion with my brother, and he will let you know through a post probably signed on as theliquor (he will have access to my computer and password for Cerb) that I have "moved on, up or down!". He will sign off as "the liquor's brother" When that happens, I have arranged to be buried in those lovely golf pants, matching pink shirt and my pink and white golf shoes, a bottle of Glenmorange 25 and my 1 iron. Have already paid for the wake, admission will be a shot of single malt and the shot glass each one drinks from to be put in the casket with me. What the hell, might as well make the "6" work extra hard with the extra weight! Once you find out, please grab a bottle of single malt scotch, raise a glass to when we meet again on the other side. Kindly, your friend TheLiquor Tom

And no more double, queen or king size beds, even for married couples Just two single beds in a bedroom, just like from the Lucille Ball, or Dick Van Dyke Show era This is what MacKay envisions, people won't be focused on sex, instead more focused on loftier pursuits...philosophy, literature, the classics RG :-)

It's as simple as this. You are now technically paying for time and companionship ONLY. It's best to call a lady by phone so no trail of email or texts. Do not ask explicit questions and especially where money is concerned. This will now be illegal on your end. The ladies are legally allowed to tell you what they offer but you CANNOT ask. Some ladies may not discuss anything explicit out of discretion for their customers because they want to protect the gentlemen they may be seeing. Stay away from anyone you cannot find legit intel on. Law enforcement will likely use BP site as a ruse to get guys to visit and the lady in the picture will be in her twenties, look perfect and anytime to visit will be perfect with them at a hotel or motel. In other words, if it sounds too easy and convenient, run the other way! And stay away from the street. This is who they go after first. Additional Comments: The business has changed and people want everything NOW! I remember when clients used to actually research ladies which is why it was called "the hobby". I don't know what to call it now in some cases. This also has a lot to do with technology. Everything is instant gratification for some. I was told to "screw that" the other day when I pointed someone in the direction of my website after already answering their most important question which was rates.. They can take the time to peruse adult classified ads but suddenly have a problem when being asked to actually taking a few minutes to read my website. These are not the customers I seek in my choice of target market. It will take some time but when people such as the above example truly realize the consequences of their potential actions, they will change how they conduct themselves when contacting a lady. It won't happen overnight. Some will give this up altogether but when I first started in this line of work, people were very hesitant in asking and often apologized for not wanting to come across as crude or rude. I often used code phrases that were not considered explicit with the phrases sounding like I was about to go on an actual date. I have also changed my website accordingly. A few gentlemen I have met in the last few weeks and months do not really quite know what's going on and I have given them a quick run down. They were very surprised and I let them know not to ask explicit things when contacting a lady. As members here, most of us who read this site on a regular or daily basis know exactly what's going on. Anywhere else, most are not up to date with exactly what is about to happen. Some haven't even heard about it. One customer at a time.

Enough Read people and follow the rules you all voted this Gov't in now remember next time you cast your vote to think hard.

Why is this in the "Fun stuff" forum? This isn't fun at all! Tom, we've never met, but I've enjoyed your posts here, and I love the good humour and courage you've shown us all over the last few months. Good luck with everything, and one day I'll see you at the big CERB Social in the sky.

Tom... Goodbyes are sad.... but... being able to say goodbye is the only downfall of having said hello in the first place. Your "hello" to many of us happened here, or in socials, or in a far more intimate setting with those you have come to appreciate. I would rather not have to say goodbye my friend... but I will never regret saying hello. Peace to you my friend. Paul

BP is one ad site. Going forward, and part of doing your research, is ensuring that sps you are interested in have ads on more than just one site.

Place was busy today during lunch time. Lots of patrons and girls. Food was very good. Roast beef and gravy, pasta, french fries, olives, salad, rice, mashed potatoes. Filling, tasty, nutritious and satisfying meal. On Wednesdays food is free with a beverage which typically costs 6 to 7$. Playmates is a friendly place. Helpful and friendly staff. Lots of senior patrons during lunch hours. Girls are friendly too. Caught a few names: Bianca, Delicious, Anastasia, Candy, Kate and about another 15 girls whom I didn't get time to chat with. Delicious was friendly in the CR just like last time. Had a good, relaxing time with her. Nice girl.

You are an amazing human being and such a true inspirtation to so many people. I wish you all the best! Lots of peace & harmony. We all will miss you very much! See you on the other side, I will make sure to bring with me a shot of Malt :). You are a very strong and brave gentleman, Im glad to have met you in my life xoxo

Booking an appointment then asking for the rate. Then attempt to negotiate with me. No thanks. I always try and make sure I know where people have seen my ad and if they've visited my website first.

My turn off's are pretty similar to a lot already posted here, but the babe, hun, sweetie, sexy stuff, really gets under my skin, the "what's up" or sup? Seriously? And the self entitlement of they should be able to see me, because they're paying for it ... umm yeah I don't think so. On Monday in Vancouver, some guy asked me my weight and for some reason couldn't clue in that I told him it was a rude question to ask. My ads/web site specifically state that I'm curvy and voluptuous, not a bbw. He kept going on and on that I had some childhood mental problems because I wouldn't tell him my weight lol .. And I should listen to him because he's a client .. yeah I don't think so lol And then got more enraged because I didn't want to see him .. what could I possibly find attractive about someone giving me attitude and feeling a sense of entitlement in being able to see me? "I can help you run your business better" .. umm no you can't, I've been in this industry for almost 30 years, I think I've got it figured out by now lol.

I didn't know there were other areas and I would like to know also?

In the whole scheme of things this impacts few people and as well very few of those whom may be impacted belong to these boards so I'm not surprised at the lack of attention/notice overall. The lights may come on in December......or not. Peace MG

they are all satisfying; go to their web site and check out each lady to see who you would like to see. My preference is most likely not yours.

I really looking forward to attending this social! I've missed a few in the last year or so. Will be happy to see new and familiar faces!

As much as I dislike winter--with a passion--, the light flaky snow falling tonight and warmer temperatures this evening (compare to this morning) inspired me to go for a long walk. The mix of cold and burning wood in the air is one that always makes me feel good and relaxed. I'm glad I decided to get dress and go out!

The site has moved to lyla.com I think I worked out the bugs... LOTS OF THEM! Discussion about it here: http://www.lyla.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=199884

Wow! Just wow is all I can say. Was just told why they should have to look at my website and 'screw that'. Well okay then, I now know who I won't be answering again in the future and they always come back around sooner or later. It is jerks like that who are going to have problems with these new laws. Good luck buddy! Lolol Posted via Mobile Device

Short version: you can't advertize the exchange of any kind of sex for money. Advertizing will therefore have to focus on what a fantastic person you are, rather than the specific things you'll do with people. There are other rules too, but those have been around for a long time, are in the FAQ, and haven't changed.

Spent the last few days reconnecting with a few friends from CERB... on here, Twitter, FB, phone and text. There aren't enough superlatives to express my gratitude... love my peeps!

Tom I'm poor at words at times like this I truly admire your spirit, never giving up, living life to it's fullest My thoughts and prayers are with you Although not a drinker, I'll raise a bottle of no alcohol beer (my beverage of choice) to you You are as others have said, an inspiration Tom aka RG

Tom... Thank You for being who you are... you are truly an inspiration I wish our paths had crossed in the real world and we had met. I am extremely grateful for your contribution to our community. While I don't drink any more and never liked Scotch when I did drink you can be assured that I will be having a shot of single malt in your honour.

On the spur of the moment I went to Paradis Spa and saw Sylvia Star. I had seen her website and her pictures. I had always wanted to see her but my schedule and hers never seemed to mesh. Well tonight the stars aligned and I managed to finally meet her. First thing I will say is that her pictures do not do her justice. This lady is 1,000 times more beautiful in person. And that was just the first impression. As always I shall leave the private details private but suffice to say she is incredibly beautiful, has a soft touch and is just one incredibly and oh so sexy lovely lady. She is one lady I hope to see again very soon. Only next time I will spend a lot more time with her.

Hey all....my pictures I post in my ad I am unable to see :( Is anyonelse having this problem? Any help is appreciated Thanks, Angie

I have had a bit of a shopping week so I have purchased a number of things... one item is a toaster oven... i know not that exciting but with winter fast approaching it will be nice to be able to grill a couple of nice tenderloin steaks and enjoy a great meal even when the weather is not suitable to BBQ.

I am an explorer of the senses and an appeaser of needs. My touch will rouse you from reality and release you into pleasure for a little while. An affectionate and passionate sage, my focus is on you and I give all my attention as I worship and stir your energy to heights of satisfaction and contentment. Share a moment with me or simply luxuriate in my ministrations. I am a writer of words yet when we meet, the words are casual, flowing and authentic. My words spin a tale of an experience but it is you and I who decides how that experience will unfold. I am a woman who appreciates the simple things in life and enjoys every moment. If you're looking for easy, attentive, playful enjoyment with a side of intensity, you just have to take the first step...no one needs to know. Whatever you've heard, isn't it best to experience for yourself!?

Correct me if I'm wrong but I believe those are the names of the sections that are listed under each city for advertisements already. There used to be sections with different names there, but in this new world order, the old section names might imply that we are doing things that would put us in contradiction to the law. I believe the names were corrected to prevent such a misunderstanding. (Unless I am misreading the question. )

It is incredible how many on both sides have no idea of the bill! Look how many new posters pop up to ask about it. How can so many people be so clueless?

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This is far too logical and makes too much sense. And i would add that the chances today, compared to 5 to 10 years ago, and beyond, of finding someone who does not do a range of activities is very slim. there are some who do not do uncovered mouth action (i am trying to write this without getting censored lol and it did not work, no idea what the word was), but other than that, i think most can be reassured that most activities are available with most escorts. it is not like before when the vast majority did the basics and nothing else, or at least rarely anything else, and if it was OK, it would be extra 50s for each one. and as for covered or uncovered , why should that be a deal breaker if the escort is a fine companion otherwise. there is an opportunity here for escorts to start protecting their own health, it is possible they see not advertising certain things as a way to take back control over their personal risk. In that case, like 5 to 10 years ago and beyond, clients will simply have to deal with it.

Thanks RG. I also want to give a shout out to the guys who are also adapting to the changes. I've met some really great guys recently, and the one thing they keep saying is that they are glad I'm doing things on the up and up. They don't need to worry when seeing me, because I've adapted and personally love the changes.

Check this thread out. You will find some useful posts and other links to the many threads discussing this on cerb. http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=199724

Just a suggestion, the word blocker that another site uses, rather then dots.... when you hit submit, red letters appear that says Warning: these terms are not allowed. IE: If I tried happyending the word block will say not allowed so I had to change to : always leave happy. Perhaps this will help people to think of better words to use without the frustration of ......dots. Once you edit it and get rid of the offensive word, then the post goes threw, however if you try too many times, then your ad is simply depleted with no refund.

you are a strong man Tom to be able to talk and fight like you did my hat is off to you sir

We all think differently and I have been attacked for having my opinions so far but this seems perfectly acceptable. Using these words to empower myself are not from my generation and understand that in MY generation, sluts were those who were promiscuous and w's got paid for it long before I was ever in this line of work. Never did I imply NOT being paid for it was bad but some members here decided to imply and twist my words and insinuate this or I was being above everyone else. That is not true and I have helped and support A LOT of ladies in my time and have been nothing but helpful. I have heard this not once but twice now by the same person that I'm supposedly above everyone else because I have certain opinions about things. Perhaps it comes across that way since I don't mince words but I don't think like that and I certainly don't conduct myself that way in my business either. This lies within the person reading it to feel that way, not how I'm making them feel. Do I necessarily agree with the above bold statement I made a few days ago? In some ways, yes and in others, no. Part of my original statement that "Sluts don't get paid for it" is a statement I grew up with. It's what *I* know. If I solely believed in the above, I would be a complete hypocrite and no doubt that I wouldn't be a sex worker. Being in this line of work has also changed a lot of my views over the years about what I thought I knew about sex workers before being in the lifestyle. And what I don't appreciate is that I have been completely and utterly criticized as a result for not agreeing with others views because they have immersed themselves in Women's Studies. My apologies for not being so current and up with the times ladies. And thanks for looking down on others who don't share in your views and be completely attacked for having differing opinions. This also isn't just about a person's opinions, it was also HOW I was raised. I realize that I am quite a bit older than many who have different views, I do not have a degree in women's studies, I come from a very Catholic family etc and I don't believe in labeling. Is that so wrong to NOT be all of these things? Yet I have taken a lot of criticism for it in the last few days from those who do. I enjoy sex but I don't think I need to call myself a slut to empower myself or take back what I think I have lost. It's as simple as that. Perhaps I don't understand this generation. And while I appreciate Slutwalks for violence against women and what it originally stands for, I don't believe in using the term "slut" to take it back or own it. Women should have the freedom of being "sx" ual" and also be protected against the violence and harassment surrounding it. See it as you may..if you think I'm putting myself on a pedestal because I have different feelings so be it. That's HOW you perceive it. I just don't personally believe in labels. If a woman wants to be a slut or a ."w", get paid or not go ahead... but using these terms to identify ourselves just take us back a notch historically speaking. Imo, I find it counterproductive. Afterall, they are just words and do not define the true spirit of women and what we stand for.

Tom, They say the 1 iron is one of the toughest golf clubs in the bag to hit with,I know that, as I never could hit mine correctly in the sweet spot, however, life is not always about fun and games, it is about those battles we all live with, especially with friends or family. Tom,our friend here on Cerb, you have hit all of us with your toughest battle in life, and hit it correctly in the sweet spot, to show all of us the courage, it takes to continue to battle. I will have that toast, as the song goes, I will have 3 in your honour... "One Bourbon,One Scotch,One Beer"

You have been though so much and have fought so hard. Although there are some battles you just can't win sometime, you fought the fight Tom like Hercules himself ......brave and strong and will be till the end. A tremendous respected gentleman you are and a friend to many. Cerb will now have it's own Guardian Angel ....... with pink shoes to take care of us down here. And when we have a sudden thunderstorm and lightning bolts when there was absolutely no clouds in the sky a few moments ago....... we will know you sliced your ball in the rough and aren't very damn happy about it !! ;) I salute you for your bravery Tom.....and I will proudly honor your wishes and raise my glass and honour you as the fine man you are !!!

LOL exactly! That was yesterday, this is today. I don't take these things personally. It is what it is. I think the term "cat fight" turns some men on for some reason. lol.

Yikes. Women having a vigorous debate is not a 'cat fight.' It's simply women having a vigorous debate.

It's a common phrase Kathryn and I'd sooner identify myself as a 'w' because I am being compensated. I just not choose these words to use for myself. I have a certain definition of what the term 'slut' and you have yours. To infer that I'm putting down other women for making that remark is ridiculous. And im not apologizing for my own opinions and perceptions because someone else feels put off by it. The only way someone can put you down is if you let them.

http://winnipeg.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/miss-leeshabest-reviews-in-townultra-classy-exotic-companion-......-nuru-massageass2die4/2094750 I don't usually comment on appearance, because it's often YMMV and you get a decent idea if the pictures are accurate. I'm going to start by breaking my rule. Leesha's pictures aren't incredibly accurate. They don't come close to doing her justice. She is absolutely drop dead gorgeous, the type that you'd turn your head in a crowd to see even if you were walking with your wife. She was extremely friendly and easy to deal with on the phone, kindly arranging a last minute appointment (1 pm phone call, got lucky and made it in at 430). Her in call location isn't downtown like I expected (I don't know Winnipeg, but ball park area is near the ikea). Don't let that stop you though. If you don't know what a nuru massage is (I didn't fully know), it's basically a full body massage but instead of using their hands on you, they use a special oil and use their whole body instead. So, if the idea of a petite smoking hot supermodel rubbing her naked body against yours sounds like a good time, you may want to consider Leesha. Back and frontal massage, then the style of massage errrr varied a bit, and I left extremely happy. She's very accommodating. Solo shower to begin with, duo shower to wash the gel off at the end. The hour flew by, totally unrushed and relaxing, no clock watching at all. She's smart, funny, and really knows her stuff. Can't recommend her enough. If you are even THINKING about her, however, write her phone number down and store it somewhere. She's going to continue working, but will cease all advertising as of beginning of December, until this new law thing gets settled a bit. Her EC ad has already expired and wasn't renewed.

LOL no... that is definitely NOT the Lexy in reference recommendation thread... that is the original CMJ Lexy's thread. And boy was she a sweetheart - half asian, busty and confident .... boy do we miss her - but she retired from the business and has not worked for any other spas. Though the Lexie in question in reference to this thread - lets call her CMJ Lexie # 2- She is gorgeous and CMJ highly recommends her by all means, she had her beginning and training at CMJ, but for various reasons she had to move on to other spas... by having 15 years in this industry, I can personally say that only ONE THING MATTERS, is that the LADIES are happy. Lexxie #2 and I still talk and shes happy, which all that matters. Paradise is a great spa, and shes a great woman... a definite must see !

Hey baby How are you hun? Where are you located bb? Hun-baby-darling-bb-babe-sweetie-cutie at EVERY sentence from someone I NEVER met It litteraly makes me aggressive! I hate that!! Please take note that a: hey sweetie from someone I know its different!! Lol

Anything is available to those who ask. Look and you will find ;) Cuddling is not a new thing. Usually it just happens naturally..... if its mutually desired.

Just got the new Depeche Mode. Huge fan since their inception. (Am I showing my age? lol) The song 'Slow' is definitely going on my session playlist. Bluesy and oh so sexy. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yqwtanA2R4A