Leaderboard

Wow, Murphy and his law need to screw off!! I have had a HORRIBLE day (with other server techies) trying to get this darn webserver back online after a automated security update last night. The server updated some software (suppose to do that) but while doing it maybe the server rebooted or something cause it failed and and basically shut everything off. It's back and with any luck it stays online. If you find any problems PLEASE let me know as I suspect other stuff will need fixing after this one. (Think we are getting the entire years worth of server crashes all this month so with any luck the rest of the year is golden!)

So... let's review: A guy asking an SP to provide Viagra or any other prescription ED drug is asking her to break the law in a major way. Guys - don't do that. If you have any questions about ED pharmaceuticals, go back and reread SamanthaEvans' post. She did a very good job of succinctly covering the hows and whys of ED drugs. Regarding guys being shy about talking to their doctor about ED - hello? This guy just had his finger up your butt! He says he's checking your prostate. Uh huh. They all say that. And now you're going to get shy about telling him Willy sometimes dies out too soon? Tell him. Two reasons. One, like SamanthaEvans said, it may be a symptom of more that just getting older. Two, once you get your meds and figure out how to work them, life will be so much more fun. :) Full disclosure: I take them. The doc didn't bat an eye when I brought it up (no pun intended). I tried Viagra. It worked. Kinda, sorta.. I mentioned this to him the next time I saw him and he switched me to Cialis. It works much better for me. Oh yes it does. :) I get mine from the pharmacy down the street. We have an arrangement. They give me drugs but no BBBJs. My SP gives me excellent BBBJs but no drugs. That works pretty well for me.

Allyson, I have had men ask me to provide Viagra and I have always refused. There are very important reasons for this to be a prescription medication obtainable only through a qualified doctor or nurse practitioner. Viagra influences the performance of the cardio-vascular system which is not something to fool around with under any circumstances. One of my clients had bypass surgery about 18 months ago and was only approved to resume using Viagra a year later, after he'd lost 75 pounds and achieved a particular level of cardiac health and performance. There are several drugs available for treating Erectile Dysfunction (ED). They have different side effects and are of greater or lesser benefit for different people. Levitra, for example, is the one most commonly prescribed for men who have diabetes. Most of my clients are men in their 50s, 60s and 70s and a lot of them take Viagra or one of the other medications. The drugs work very well. If I know that a prospective client will be using one of them I usually ask them not to take it until we're together in person. It takes awhile for the drug to work, but everyone is different. I've found it's best if the man takes it and then we relax together and let things move along naturally. If the man takes the drug before he arrives at my place, we may miss the most optimal time to connect; the results can be disappointing after that. Men who seek an alternate supply of medication for ED need to know that the drug may not be appropriate for them and that what they might receive may not be the drug they need. Off-shore, mail-order pharmacies have been shown to be unreliable about the truth and quality of many of the medications they sell. Some men are reluctant to ask their doctors about medication for ED. Most of them have never told their doctors that they're experiencing erectile difficulties. This is troubling because problems with erectile function may be symptoms of vascular disease, diabetes and other serious, chronic and/or potentially life-threatening conditions. While I understand that men often have difficulty admitting to other men that they have erectile problems, what they need to know is that all men have difficulties sometimes and that their doctors have seen many men who are younger and better-looking than they are who have ED and seek treatment. Asking for this kind of thing is one of the main reasons most men see their general practitioners in the first place. And if a man is worried that his doctor may discuss his ED and his request for treatment with his wife, he needs to find another doctor who he can trust.

My suspicion is that this sort of thing should probably be left to doctors. I believe Viagra can react badly with some other medications or medical conditions (not sure what, off the top of my head), so things could perhaps become rather less than fun if you gave it to someone who shouldn't have it... I can't believe any reasonable person would expect a SP to provide little blue pills, so there's probably no downside to just not doing so. And unreasonable people will just find something else to be unreasonable about even if you did :)

It can react to some medications. And some prescription medications can affect erections. Also, as I discovered, if you have a family history of strokes, Viagra (and Cialis) are contra indicated. Only your doctor knows your medical history and can prescribe medications for you safely. I'm not sure, but someone not qualified to prescribe and/or dispense prescription medications could in fact be breaking the law by giving prescription meds to someone, without a prescription. If you think you need Viagra, get a prescription from your doctor and get the prescription dispensed by a licensed pharmacist As a side note, there are other options...THAT WORK :-) Me, I use L-Argenine. No side effects, well just one :-) It is safe with my prescription, and no negative side effects that are reported with Viagra I posted about it early http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=98245&highlight=l-arginine My evening rambling RG

I do remember life and being in this business with no cerb and no sense of community in general. Yeah, it was sucky.lol. A special thanks to the Mod for creating such a great place to go to with no b.s. :)

I just read this entire thread and am slightly shocked by the above comment (particularly the bolded part) from the original post...shocked not only by the comment itself but also shocked that no one else seems to have picked up on this...Would requesting a review not be considered borderline shilling? Should SPs not treat EVERY client with the potential to be reviewed/recommended? I don't REQUEST reviews per say, but if I'm asked by a client if it is OK to post one; surely it is! But would I request it? LORD NO! Asking to be reviewed/recommended takes away from the act itself, imho. If a gentleman feels a particular lady deserves a reco, he will give her one. If it was requested by the SP, well...that just takes away the integrity. It might be a positive reco, but made on false pretenses as perhaps the gentleman never would have of his own free will as the service was perhaps mediocre and normally he only reco's those who were stellar....but since he was asked to he feels compelled....sorry, end rant.

Dear Mod, I am so sorry for having crashed your server. I realize that you did warn me about what all of the increased traffic to my account would do and I truly regret that I ignored your warning. I really believed that the traffic from all of those women would slow down, but alas, it did not. I will understand if you feel a need to suspend me for a period of time. In fact it may be a blessing because since you restored service my PM's have only increased but now my mailbox contains hundreds of angry PM's from gentlemen who were deprived of Cerb for an extended period of time. Believe me that they are NOT addressing me as mrrnice. I can start my own Mr Men club. mrrwhothe helldoyouthinkyouare, mrhowcouldyoudothistome, mrgetalife,mrihopeyouarehappy, and those are the nice ones. If it will help I will post a picture in a day or two of the walk in closet that is close to bursting at the seams so that the message gets out to the interested women that their opportunity has come and gone. Again my sincere apologies. Gotta go as I am being called to my bathtub built for two. Regards, MN2

Yes I do travel to Sydney on a regular basis. I have other reasons to go there, if not it might not be worth while. We are asked and asked to visit, we do and after several visits a decision must be made. Gentlemen if you ask us ( not just me) please support us when we invest a considerable amount to do so. Thank you.

Didn't realize how much time I spend on Cerb each day, until the last couple of months when Chat went down for a day or two. Could not chat with friends for a couple of days while it was being repaired. Then in January the Cerb server crashed and was going up and down, and I couldn't contact a Girl I was interested in. Then one night Rogers Internet went down for 2 hours, The family went thru withdraw, the kids could not do their homework, watch youtube, chat with friends. I couldn't chat on Cerb :(. I've become addicted to cerb, reading the interesting post, chatting with friends on Cerb Chat. Imagine what life would be like if Cerb disappeared? :( How would that affect your life ? Also I would like to thank the Mod for a great job on keeping the Cerb server up for us Cerbie's and for maintaining a great site for all to enjoy. Keep up the good work. And I appreciate all your efforts :)

I will be organizing the next Ottawa social for both male and female CERB members in good standing on Thursday, February 7, 2013 in Ottawa. Since this is being organized by CERB members for other CERB members, please do not bother the MOD about this event. It will be held a centrally located venue in Ottawa. It will be in a reserved room of a public bar/restaurant. It will run from approximately 6:30 p.m. until closing time. There will be a variety of music played and dancing will be encouraged. There will be a limit of 60 spots available (ideally 30 gents/30 ladies), on a first-come, first-served basis to those members in good standing who have some presence on the board or in the hobby (if you have a low post count, but good rep, that's all we care about). There will be a cost for gents to attend and tickets will be available starting now. You will be able to pay by e-mail money transfer, postal money order or cash (in person). The price of the tickets will be $40. This is to cover drinks for the ladies, appetizers, door prizes and other expenses associated with organizing these events. There will be no cost to the ladies to attend, however you will have to confirm 3 days before the event that still intend on coming due to the fact we always sell out and end up with a waiting list. If you didn't get a chance last time, you will be given first priority. I am looking forward to seeing old friends and meeting new ones. This is a meet and greet social event in a public venue (no hanky panky :smile:) and as with past events, expect all attendees to behave accordingly. Remember, CERB members from all across Canada (and elsewhere) are welcome to attend. If you think you might like to join us, feel free to pm and let me know. Angela of Ottawa Your humble social organizer.

An old flame/current drinking buddy has been super healthy for years and years and never got the flu. Got the flu shot this year because her doc convinced her that she was getting older and needed it. What happened? Well, sure enough, she got the flu of course!

For your own safety and privacy and discretion for yourself and your guests, it is never a good idea to share the details of your location (current or future) publicly ;)

For discretion purposes, the email I use to receive e-transfers is a professional email address that has nothing to do with "Gabriella Laurence" or this lifestyle. No red flags anywhere.

Precisely. That's exactly what I was getting at with my comments in regards to body type being irrelevant. And just so we are clear, "skills" in this industry go far beyond sexual capabilities. Let's be honest, would you see the girl who "screws best" if she was addicted to crack and wanted to get high during your sessions, a lady who makes you feel unsafe by having other questionable adults or children present at the time of your encounter? Those are just 2 of the many, many, many different examples of how things like personality, demeanor & attitude, lifestyle, mutual respect, discretion, (the list can go on) many things come into effect when an SP provides you with a "service".... And to clarify : Do not mistake my personality and attitude as the same thing. My personality is WHO I AM, my attitude depends on who you are. DISCLAIMER: YMMV.

A reco being made, imo, should never be brought up by the SP, only by the client when he asks if it's ok (which on a side note I think getting permission is cute but not necessary re: freedom of speech). But you're saying she simply stated permission to, that's a bit different than requesting.... I guess. But really and truly, she is being suggestive, which to me is still a form of soliciting a reco from you. Still considered to be in poor taste, by me (just mho). There are no "Rules" in this business, aside from legalities of course, every lady makes her own rules.

Not priority but working on it. That was the earlier software update from this month.

Not to come off as being rude, but I find the OP's reasoning for hobbying to be somewhat vexing and disturbing. I am sure the wonderful ladies on here see it all the time, men who come to them who are obviously married who just don't find their wive's attractive anymore or just looking for something different, but I find it odd to state that they don't get any and is being forced to go and pay to sleep with another person. No one is forcing you to do anything, especially when it comes to hobbying. You are electing to hobby as a result of your supposed complete lack of sex life within your marriage, which to be quite honest, you might want to consider spending some of your hobby money on a family therapist to discuss this or better yet bring it to her attention. Will most likely save you money in the long run and you will have a healthier relationship out of it.

This is in response to the many PM's I'm getting about contact info. Her ad is on CL look under services then go to therapeutic. Her ad has (st vital) as the location. Hope that helps

There seems to be a lot of inconsistency for the ladies visiting Sydney. Some of them have had excellent responses such as Keissy Hennesey, Aubrey from PEI while others have gotten little to no response. I think they should have a decent amount of pre bookings from established clients or not visit at all. Just my two cents....

The Cerb Server was down, and i suddenly suffered withdraw pains. What if it didn't come backup. How I was I going to chat with my friends :( Anyone feel the same way :) Great Job Mod for getting the server backup ASAP. We are glad that we have someone as technical as you. Thanks Job Well Done. :)

Look at this. You may have seen it before, but not like this: That's not a photo; it's a pencil drawing. So are these: The artist has a blog, which is worth a look. What really impressed me was his series of snapshots of the work-in-progress that became... this.

I always suggest that you call or contact the sp a good 24 hours in advance, and definitely call between 'normal' day time hours to find out. You might have to visit one time at what people might call a reasonable hour, but depending on what time of day you are into, it should work out. I have to say I'd recommend against contacting the ones whose ads say 24/7 the main thing is don't wait until midnight for a first contact.

One would like to believe that bbfs is not on anyone's menu, but the fact is that it is. And how can one not make the obvious link between what used to be unavailable 10 years ago to the point of laugh in face if requested, is now so 'common'. And all that in spite of the fact that testing is easier, and information is really easier considering majority of advertising is done on the internet, so is the information about stds and yet they still do it. But what we also see from one decade to the next are a lot of foreign workers in the system, bringing their 'style' so to speak. and their style is based on a different level of acceptability. Then new but local sps get into the biz, they read ads to see what to do or not do, and they see all that stuff on the table and assume that is what they have to do. Which is fine because they also have no idea where to find std risk charts like this one either. http://www.sfcityclinic.org/stdbasics/stdchart.asp Greek and duos and dato also never used to be even considered appealing, let alone offered, and yet there they are :) No matter what the sp provides, there is always someone going to ask for somethng she doesn't. And those influence what ends up on the menu down the road I think. I am all for decrim and regulation because believe me there is NO way Occupational health and safety commissions are going to allow bbbjs with or without CIM.

MN2 is putting up a very brave front, he is not taking this as well as he says. He just called me and asked if he can come to Halifax and stay for a couple of days . He was not expecting any of this and is quite frantic. Gentlemen please refrain from taking your frustrations out on our lovely friend. He meant no harm and had no idea what a traffic jam this would create. Ladies and gentlemen lets all calm down and let MN2 now make the decision on who gets to share his lovely room with him. I am sure within a week or two he will have made the ultimate choice and we can all go back to our ordinary lives. We must always remember before we press send what can happen to so many people.

I think not my friend.. Your opening post (August 2012 and since removed) sort of outed this girl, she's hasn't been advertising for months and now you want members to pm you information about her.. Hmmmmm... very very suspicious (s.t.a.l.k.e.r. a.l.e.r.t)

It's not a waste if you realise what you have been missing, make changes and start enjoying life the way you want... One of my favorite quotes: Your present circumstances don't determine where you can go; they merely determine where you start. -Nido Qubein Cheers xox

The one time I did get the flu shot, that year, actually within hours of the getting the shot, I got the flu In general I'm relatively unscathed by the flu or colds (touch wood) Only exception was last year when I didn't get the flu, I got what was called by the doctor a major viral infection which flattened me on my back for most of March and I wasn't back to 100% till mid April. And I should add I work in what a high risk environment for catching bugs, much like teachers in school or health care professionals in hospitals, a lot of people in a relatively small closed area...yet I'm still unscathed. In fact this year in my office, which has five people, four got sick this past fall, me, nothing. RG

I do not believe in the flu shot.. I believe your body is meant to fight off these sorts of things and I have a strong immune system. I can't remember the last time I had the flu or a really bad chest cold. I am also a germaphobe and wash my hands or take showers so many times a day that my knuckles bleed because my hands get so dry from all the washing. I also make it a point that if I've been out in public to not touch my eyes, nose or mouth until I have washed them with soap and water. And I've also got hand sanitizer with me at all times. I've seen people get the flu shot and then immediately get sick. I know someone who got the flu shot and right now has bronchitis and is sick as a dog. The last time I remember getting a head cold was in the summer and was driving with the A/C on full blast and then stepping out into the heat. Then I was better in a few days. If I do get sick, I rest and take the time to get better. That's all you can do..with or without a flu shot.

I have a huge old farmhouse, like really, way too large for me here alone. There was a time when four of the five bedrooms were used every night, but those days are long in the past. I use one bedroom and when family visits the others are used and when family and friends visit it just expand outwards. I believe that the record is fifteen people here sleeping in beds with an additional eight or ten finding comfortable quarters. Not too shabby. So yes, a big old farmhouse. There is an issue however with this big old farmhouse. When it was built there was little need for closet space or storage space so in the entire house are only three very tiny closets. I suppose a hundred plus years ago everyone had only their daily work clothes and a good Sunday Go To Meetin outfit, and hey they don't take a lot of space do they. So, feeling rather bored after Christmas I thought that I might do a little renovation. You know, something to keep me occupied and perhaps even a useful something. The thought came to me - why not make a door from my bedroom into that small bedroom right beside me that is always empty and convert it into a walk in closet. Great idea I thought and the saws and hammers came out. As I approach the end of the project I find myself in a major dilemma. Isn't it odd how every single project I undertake seems to just lead into something else? The dilemma you ask? Well it is the fact that I now have a walk in closet - but how can that be a dilemma? A walk in closet, to me, means a large area in which one can hang their clothes, organize their shoes, and keep ones wearing apparel in a somewhat organized fashion. However when I look at reality, I have two pairs of shoes that I rotate and replace as they wear out, both kept in the porch by the door downstairs. I have about a half dozen sports shirts that I rotate through daily until my weekly laundry day comes around, so for a good part of the time they are stored in the laundry basket. I have two pairs of cords and a pair of jeans. I do have a pretty classy suit which only comes out for weddings. That's all folks. I am a simple man. No walk in closet needed by me! I have come to the perfect answer to my dilemma and really such a simple answer it is. A woman, I need a woman! A woman who needs a place to organize her shoes, hang her dresses, place every blouse on a hanger, have ample shelf room and still have the space to put in a full length mirror as she tries on her various choices of apparel. Oh, I have a pretty nice bathroom too. Resumes and CV's eagerly anticipated. :)

Ever since I played 69 style with an Asian lady in TO 20 years ago, where we each gingerly explored our anuses with gentle fingertips, I've had a bit of an unrequited anal fetish. Recently I've been more excited about receiving it than giving it. Also, after having had a bit of dominance for the first time a year or so ago, I'm fixated on the notion of meeting a women in a semiprivate place and her jerking me off in her hand and then ordering me to lick up my sperm. Actually, it'd be cool for her to jerk me off beforehand, save my sperm, and then have me eat it publicly in various places. LOL Also, I really miss drinking, yes drinking, the hot squirt my ex served up.....shit, even piss would work at this point! LOL While licking clit my tongue has a habit of venturing asswards, nothing I can do, has a mind of its own!

My intention as well, minus the hair.

For some men, it takes an hour or more. For others, it can work in 20-30 minutes. The difference may be partly the "placebo effect" where we believe so strongly that we're receiving a benefit from the medication that we actually get the hoped-for result even if the medication isn't working or was just a sugar pill. The difference may also be attributed to the differences between individuals. Similarly, the effect of the medication may vary. Two of my clients have lasting, positive results from Viagra for about 12 hours. Most men find that the drug is best for a couple of hours and ineffective beyond that. Cialis seems to be helpful for a day or two, depending on one's vascular health in general, but isn't so helpful if diabetic neuropathy is the cause of his erectile difficulties. Levitra is helpful for many men when diabetes is involved. Sometimes none of these medications works or works reliably, however. There are operations that can help--installing implants, pumps, etc. These are invasive procedures, to say the least, and while they have good outcomes, they're more commonly performed on--and sought by--young men in their 20s and 30s who have lost erectile function because of injury or illness. What I would like men to recognize, though, is that the inability to have or maintain a firm and lasting erection doesn't have to mean the end of one's sex life. Yes, intercourse may no longer be on the menu. However, satisfying orgasms are still possible from manual and oral stimulation and the emotional satisfaction that's part of sexual engagement can be achieved in many, many, many ways that are not limited to intercourse. If men are honest with themselves and with one another, they could recognize that penises are notoriously unreliable appendages. Cultivating a full-body sensuality is often much more satisfying emotionally, physically and spiritually than focusing excessively on one organ or sensation.

It is very easy to obtain an email address these days so if your preferred method of payment (and or deposit) is via email transaction, I am sure the lady in question could easily create an email account that would suit your needs. But then again, if bank statements are closely scrutinized then this isn't your optimal option. Also, be reminded that no personal info (ie account numbers, name, address etc) is transmitted when making an email transfer from an email account that does not bear that information.

I don't know you but I wish you the best. Keep fighting the good fight. Man, fuck cancer. Fuck it to hell.

:bigclap: Kelly: Is beautiful Chinese Canadian , very empathetic sexy woman, knows a good massage to help you lift the tiring work, relax muscles, you are welcome to try. Please call ahead to book your appointment. Extra loving care with a nice tip (and nice manners). Kelly :613-800-4763 Hours: 9:30 AM - 6: 30PM; Please call me an appointment.Thank you.

As I have stated in my previous post - I was at a loss yesterday when cerb was down. There are alternate sites, for sure, but they are not viable options. This is a real community we have here - a friendly environment where people respect each other and do not put each other down. It was such a relief when cerb was finally back up at night. Thank you mod(s) for the great effort in getting this site back up. I could imagine what kind of stress you all had to go through.

I don't have to imagine...it just happened. It sucked. Wicked withdrawal. I was totally jonesing for my fix....I even started hanging out in the other site...--shudder-- It felt like I was sucking dick for cocaine! :-D

That is completely true. And keep in mind the many many jobs out there that are physically demanding, or the ones that may not seem to be but the working conditions are kind of hard: mechanic, construction worker, oil rigging, fishing, etc. There are jobs where the workers face more dangers than selective sps, like bank tellers and nurses. I had chronic back pain in one of my jobs, a fairly comfortable situation, but agonizingly boring. Stress of trying to fill in the day, even tho it had good benefits, a fairly flexible schedule, and very well paid at the time, it started to do some physical damage as well as emotional.

I used to be a young pup... ... but I have grown to discover that the quintessential advantage of age is looking backward fondly and sometimes not so fondly at life experiences. In short, young guys haven't learned from their fuck-ups because they haven't had enough fuck-ups from which to learn. When I was a young guy, I mistakenly thought that what defined me as a man was the presence of a penis that could snap to attention at will.... that and the fact that I could fill the whole toilet bowl with bubbles when I peed with great force... but I digress. I now understand that what defines the true man exists about three feet north (or 91 cm for you young bucks.) I was cocksure and swaggering when I was young... but I failed to realize that the reality of a sexual experience was the subtlety of movement, the touch of flesh, the art of seduction and the absolute joy of intimate companionship. In fact, I was "zip, zip, grope, grope, lick, lick and BAZINGA!!! insert tab A (penis) into slot A (vagina) thrust, thrust AHHHhhhHHHHHhh. (repeat every 20 minutes.)" It was satisfying... but nowhere near as satisfying as what I experience today. I talk now. I laugh. I enjoy the whole experience and appreciate it more because I am older. I love being with a complete woman now... where before it was just a few parts that were of particular interest. I guess the long and short of it is that I have learned a lot since the late 70's... and now I know that it's more than just about my penis, and my desires.

yup, looks like she disappeared for a while She does that periodicaly she also goes by wpg ashley Give her a little time and Im sure she will be back

@MNO4,you wrote :"but some sps do this more because they have to and not really because its their first career choice". Please interview "civilians"and find out how many are in the jobs of their first choice. You just might be surprised. It is a mark of wisdom and maturity to realise that, as a certain "bad" boy sang "you can't always get what you want" and then proceed to find what you can actually do next and do it without resentment. So long as you are earning an honest living ( in the eyes of the law, and yes, escorting is a legitimate, honest job), there is no reason to feel less of a human being. Society is so full of hypocrisy. How many civilian women sleep with their bosses to gain promotions? We in Ontario were just witnesses to the ORNGE scandal. And who can forget Jeffrey Skilling of ENRON fame ( or rather INFAMY) who created a position paying 600,000 a year for his girlfriend, an amount 10 times what she was previously earning in the company? Man must survive and there is nothing wrong with surviving on honest employment.

Darling mister_crufty, You are apology is appreciated, it shows character. The ladies were bang on clear in their answers and as I read your initial post before anyone responded; I knew how it was going to roll out. You are not the first newbie to make this mistake and you certainly won't be the last. Those of us who have been around awhile have watched the newbie phenomena before and we'll see it again. We understand it's easy to get excited (especially when pretty girls are involved) and want to learn all that you can when the wheels in your mind are spinning. CERB has a wealth of information just waiting to be soaked up and it's more important for newbies to read in the beginning than it is to ask questions. I haven't seen a new industry related thread topic in years; I would be genuinely surprised if one came up. Every appropriate topic has been discussed at length at some point and is in the archives here somewhere. Newbies would be wise to spend a couple of months perusing and watching a boards dynamic before they decide to start multiple threads asking questions. I will answer your initial question because it consistently urks me when I read posts about providers "rolling in the dough, living the high life". I average $19/hr after expenses/before taxes per week. In the last 7 years I can count on one hand the number of weeks I've seen anywhere close to 10 guests in a 7 day work week and they all fell into a time when I wasn't located here in Ottawa and would return once a month for a visit. There are far to many variables in each providers life to come up with a "general" overview of the economics of our industry. I'm always amazed when I sit down with a man and he tells me what he thinks I make, his figures are so far away from my reality that I laugh out loud. I have yet to meet a person that has any real clue unless they have been a sex provider of some sort. The key here is not take the reactions in this thread personally. Understand that often people will give you an answer to a question that you don't expect and the lesson you learn from their answer is far more valuable than if they had given you the type of answers you were seeking... cat

This! I find it amazing that every woman has to post big warnings saying, "Don't show up dirty or stinky or whatever." Seriously, WTF? I could never imagine showing up to meet ANY woman being any less than my best. I'm going to be clean, nice smelling, well dressed, polite and on time or die trying. I can't imagine what some guys could possibly be thinking.

I have never seen a provider post here wondering how much clients make based on their reviews or hobbying habits. There are some things that are not appropriate. This would be one of them.

I believe it's called the fox position, which is a variation of missionary. I love this one for the same reason the aforementioned poster did - the deep penetration. I usually have the lady lie on her back near the edge of the bed while I'm standing in front of her. Then she puts her legs on my shoulders. The only problem I have is that my bed comes up to my waist which makes it a bit tricky due to the height, but otherwise it's great!

Dear friend, FedEx says that they are unable to deliver the package of exquisite, delicately-peeled grapes I sent because your address has exceeded its maximum number of deliveries allowed, not just for today, but for the week. Furthermore, mine is apparently not the only parcel being held. It appears that you may have maxxed out the number of deliveries you're permitted for all of January. :icon_sad:

All I can say is YUMMY