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I wasn't going to comment but I started thinking that SP might be reading this. So, to that lady I just want to say this, I'm sorry. I don't know how you feel right now but I would be embarrassed and insulted - even more so now that this thread has taken hold. If it is any consolation, this is the exception. Most men on here are sweet and understanding and kind (as you may know), I'm sorry that this experience wasnt a positive one. Nobody should ever treat a person in such an insulting manner. If you ever need to talk please know that there are so many of us that want to listen and help whenever we can.

How is this any different than a man doing DATY and the SP starting her period unexpectedly? Would you react the same way? She didn't know her period was starting (not all women have regular periods, FYI). This has happened before and honestly, no big deal. Mature men recognize that this is a fact of life and don't get all worked up about it and storm out and short a provider the money she's owed. I get the hygiene aspect, I do, but are you seriously trying to tell me this is worse than the cheese dick I've experienced where I had to literally swallow my own vomit to keep going? Let's be real here. One is a hygiene crisis and one is simply a fact of life. This seems to be an offense based on the fact that she didn't tell you she was ragging it. Sorry, none of your business. You're not owed a warning either. How an escort chooses to conduct her business is her business. Not all women can afford to take up to a week off of work. And I've sponged it tons of times in my six years of working. I'm sorry this happened to you, but in the grand scheme of things it's an anomaly.

I've been an escort for 10years and had the misfortune to start my period twice during a session..I've been extremely embarrassed but those 2 people were extremely understanding..while I can understand some men not been comfortable meeting an escort during her period and using sponge I can't help myself to think of a reverse situation where I had guys coming to an app knowing they would request pegging and remotely didn't bother to clean himself and had shit all over(this situation happened far more often you would think) A man walking in in my first years of escorting requesting rimming (which I no longer do because of this experience)going in shower to than me finding shit on his ass Never I embarrassed them but each time I have been disgusted Should I assume if it's only fair to notify the client of something that is happening monthly because we are women that men will notify me that I would be playing with shit..that I will taste pee when he expect a bbbj ...Walking in app knowingly know we will have intimate time? Is it because I get compensate for my time that a notification isn't happening on my end? If you feel it's only fair for you to know and decide I think it would be fair that same get disclose to me to help me decide if I want to book? We are humans on both end and some mishap can happen on both ends

I'm in total agreement with the last few posters, but would like to offer another point of view. I use a sponge during appointments, not because I am on my period, but because I have an IUD (and it has stopped my periods) and have found that some guests do not respect my boundaries when it comes to digits (deep, forceful ones are really not that pleasant at all), or that I've found when a gentleman is well-endowed or in a really good position to hit my cervix (or using really deep digits), that sometimes that force can trigger some bleeding. Also, vigorous digits, especially with someone who has not trimmed/filed their nails, can also cause tears in the vaginal tissue, which could also lead to bleeding. Just a thought. Point being: I think this should have been a discussion between you and the lady in question, not something made public, whether you intend to name her or not. As someone who has used sponges, I agree with previous posters that they do not just "fall out" from oral sex alone -- when tucked away properly, they are very very difficult to find sometimes, and often require some contortionist efforts to remove them.

After reading this thread for the last few days, I think most if not all the folks here (myself included) feel sorry for the SP in question. I have a feeling that the OP probably realizes that he could have been over reacting with what he said he did by the fact that he went back and edited out that particular para. When one encounters something unexpected like blood during a sex act, everyone could react differently including being shocked. I mentioned ( probably too hastily) in my earlier post (#7) that I was shocked too. But in actual fact, my cool head ;) prevailed in that I did not react hastily - I simply showed them ( the SPs) the stains. My experiences didn't involve sponge, by the way. The two ladies were actually more shocked and were very embarrassed. I comforted them, washed up and came back to continue the sessions (without certain activities obviously). I even posted recos to thank them for the overall very enjoyable sessions - without mentioning the incidents. My original donations stayed with them and I gave them a good tip as well. Reading the whole thread, I would say I've learned many new things. If I could summarise, these will be - many ladies have the need to work through their periods - a sponge could be used to prevent the flow and allow them to continue working - the consensus is that clients will like to be informed ahead of time - the time of month could sometimes arrive unexpectedly.. - and when it does, it should be handled with compassion since this is more like an accident and it is a natural biological process One last thing, to those who do not think we pay ladies to hang out, I am one of those who actually did and will continue to. I enjoy social times like going out for lunch, dinner, a stroll in the park, a bike ride and even skating and skiing.

I would like to express my sympathies as well for the provider that went through as a first encounter. I hope this has not discouraged her as it's a rare this happens. It's all uphill from here if it's any consolation. I'm not going to comment further on what should be disclosed to the client as it's been well discussed. There's a crucial part to this situation that has bothered me that I am going to mention to protect ourselves financially. Once a client has decided to stay he no longer has access to the donation. It sounds like she was given a cancellation fee that is only acceptable if he left immediately. That was not the case. It's a good idea to tuck the donation away in a safe place to protect ourselves from this kind of situation. It can be done discreetly after introductions. Unfortunately, it takes situations like this to learn from them and we should always be prepared. Especially when meeting someone for the first time.

Bottom line, don't try to save money on hotels. Go with well respected names that you can count on no matter what. Choose one or two , become members there are they will never let you down . As a lady that travels I want my hotel to reflect part of who I am and the sort of experience we are going to have. Walking in to a small room that is dingy is a huge turn off and will not attract the type of gentlemen I wish to visit with.

Ya. Okay. The Devil on the left shoulder won the battle over the Angel (I gave her lemon gin) on the right shoulder . One more social for the prairie hic !! Mr. cash guy Loneskater. Brinks is on its way with 3500 pennies. "Armed and Dangerous" ..... I believe John Candy and Eugene Levy have things under control !! ;)

I'm in the same boat as piano, don't know what I would do but hope that I would react in the same manner that many if the ladies have treated me during our time together. I'm a middle age man with a little guy that most can DT without gagging and not one lady has ever laugh, stare or snicker when they see me naked (can't say that my high-school buddies treated me with the same level of respect during shower time after gym class). On top of that, I've had some crazy shit happen such as loosing the erection between positions, having to run and urinate (yes, I gave junior a shower before returning), getting too excited and shooting prematurely and even a condom break. None of the ladies have ever lost it or overreacted, in fact they just went with it. For me, it was embarrassing when these things happened but got over it quickly because of the ladies' reaction. As for the money, I will not take the money back without consent. As soon as I decide to stay, I've committed to taking up the agreed amount of time and that is what I need to pay for. Therefore the money belongs to the lady at that point and taking any of it back without consent is theft in my mind. PS I added the words 'without consent' because shit happens and she may decided to offer money back. I still wouldn't take the money back unless it was a long multi hour session but cut short dramatically by her.

I usually have at least 4 and up to 8 different kinds of condoms, in different sizes. Some brands Larges and XLs are different than others. Durex XL for example, on the packages say XXL, what's that about? I have had Lifestyles Snug Fit, Ultrasenstive, Large, XL, and Skyn, and Trojan Magnum, Magnum XL, and Magnum thin (or whatever they are), and Durex regular and XL, and one brand that I have to replace the Snug Fit I can't buy in stores, Amorex regular. it is also a bit thicker, so good for those who are a bit sensitive. At every appt, unless i really know the client, I will take out at least 3 types ready. the Amorex, one regular size, and one large size. If i know them, i may be taking out the Durex XL or magnum. :) The other thing that is the responsibility of the sp is lube. You should always have it, and always use it. it is helpful to put a drop or two inside the condom, and have wipes on hand to clean your hands Or the area, after putting on the condom, in case you need them. It is really helpful if you make sure the lube inside is a warming one, adds more sensation with condoms. you never have to feel obliged to use someone else's condoms. This is your biz and your safety and your health, you are always 1000% in charge and in control. You can be polite and say, thank you, I have my own. And just leave theirs untouched. They can take them away with them if they wish. You can throw them away if you wish. The main thing as a new sp is to remember that you decide what you do and don't do, you tell them, they don't tell you, and once you have said no, no is the answer no matter how many times they may ask. You are not obliged to do something or charge something just because another sp does it or charges less, or goes over time. Rule #1, learn to say no. Rule #2 learn a polite way of saying time's up, time to go. Rule #3 learn an assertive way of saying, if you don't like it, let me show you the door. Rule #4, saying thanks, no, I don't drink, as your best and easiest way to avoid having them give you date rape drugs.

Venus Envy is awesome! :) They are super sex worker positive too! Very supportive of sex worker rights and the sex industry in general. I think we should support them back. Also, another one I really like is Aren't We Naughty on Merivale road. Very modern store, with a huge selection and wide variety of amazing goodies! :)

Normally I wait a few days to do a recommendation to think how to present it the best way, since this lady is still in town thought I would do this tonight. The lady I wish to give lots of compliments to is Maxime Elite, I had pre booked a two hour visit when she first advertised coming to Charlottetown, feeling a little frisky recently and after I read some other other reviews I decided to book Maxime for two visits. My two visits are now over, I now have a smile on my face that will last for a long time. Maxime's pictures are very real she is a very attractive lady, blonde hair with an amazing body, probably the nicest bum I have ever had the privilege to admire in so many positions. As I said Maxime is a beautiful woman, the quality she possesses that rocked me most in my two visits was how delightful of a person she is, she has a very pretty face with a million dollar smile all thorough your visit with unbelievable energy. In my mind I am thinking how lucky we are to have these amazing ladies come visit here on this small Island. As usual for the activities that happened in her room a visit is the only way you will find out how this young sweet lady can entertain you, all I can say you will not be sorrow. Maxime you are an amazing, sexy, gorgeous and very charming Lady, thank you very much for giving the Magician some very MAGICIAL memories, look forward to meeting you when you visit again:) Magician

[COOLER=DarkOrchid] I've been convinced to get back on the pole! Hopefully I'll see you on Friday afternoon (aiming to be there for 3pm) Have you been waiting to get a little peak? Now is a perfect time 613-415- 55 * 33 [/color]

It has happened.. today I received a text from a guy's wife. I do not know who this person is.. she didn't tell me and I didn't ask. I don't know if I actually saw him and all I know is they was a texting history between us. Obviously she found it and saw the texts. I NEVER put the address in a text message. Never! I know I am probably preaching to the choir here but I will say it anyways. After you have seen an SP, PLEASE delete the texting history from your phone. I do not need these kinds of problems and its one of the BIGGEST reasons why I keep a separate incall location apart from my own residence and do not give out my incall address by text. I have to tell each and every client this when they ask why I will not text the address which seems so convenient for them. Then it actually clicks. If this sensitive information gets into the wrong hands like it did today, it could have caused a lot of problems. When a client coming to see me and asks for the address via text, I do not know the person who is texting me and like the situation above, if it were to get into the wrong hands, it wouldn't be pretty. Secondly, a random texter is a stranger to me and I am aware of all the tricks someone will try to play if they want to remain a secret agent type. I am onto all of it. I am paranoid when it comes to my safety and have turned down many appts because I got a bad vibe or they didn't follow my protocol when following up on meeting in person. Needless to say I am very annoyed with this unknown person at the moment and their lack of discretion which has ruined my day. I do not need this b.s. or some angry wife telling me I have ruined someone's marriage. She got an earful from me and I told her that the fact that her husband is contacting ladies is something she should talk to him about. Trying to put the onus on the SP is just a way to blame someone and I'm not having any of it. Someone else's marriage is none of my business and it is not my concern. We are offering a service. I don't judge clients in regards to their marital status but people should be discrete about in their own actions. She did back down after I became snarky with her and I think she realized she shouldn't push it with me. I will not back down. I don't care if it's someone's wife attempting to harass me because it's not my problem. Even if I knew who this person was, I wouldn't admit it. I would never give up a client because I am discrete to a fault. Unfortunately this individual didn't do the same for me. It is the client's responsibility to get rid of any info or dealings he has had with an SP. The SP should not have to suffer as a result because a person was careless. I am very upset about this. Now I have to ramp up my protocol even more. I am experienced in dealing with these situations but they are few and far between. Thank-you to the gentlemen who do take the time to delete any contact with an SP and cover their tracks. Please delete texting and browsing history off computer or cell phone to avoid getting burnt! Also, think twice about asking for the address by text. Lastly, delete it off your GPS. It will save us all a lot of trouble in the end.

She was very very thankful as a potential client had made the suggestion to stay there and she was totally unfamiliar with local "business friendly choices " . I did provide more suitable options which she took advantage of and she was able to change early enough not to lose a deposit. the original place is 40 years old rents by the week and month-well you get the picture !

That summer seems to be going away faster than usual :(

You could bring a magnum of champagne instead ;)

I have very sensitive skin and although a day or twos shadow looks really hot especially on a dark skinned man its an ouchy for me. Beards AOK but if you want passionate loving and kissing freshly shaven or a nicely maintained beard makes your mileage go far.

Beards are definitely the prevalent style these days. I go back and forth between being clean-shaven and sporting a closely trimmed beard, and have since university actually. Eventually I get bored of one look or the other. Actually, I'm most likely to be clean-shaven if I'm booking an encounter soon, as am a somewhat eager fan of DATY and DATO and don't want to ruin the experience if a lady's skin is too sensitive for a beard. I think how fashionable beards are goes in cycles. I suspect you'll find in a few years they won't be as common again. There's actually a theory about it called "negative frequency". The idea is that the opposite sex will often find appealing a trait that is less usual. So in the case of facial hair if everyone is clean-shaven, a person with a beard may actually garner more attention...which leads to more and more people having beards until it is actually the clean-shaven face that is rare and so stands out more and so is attractive. I'm sure if you Google "negative frequency beards" you'll find a bunch of results if that's the type of thing you're curious about.

I keep all sizes on hand up to XL. I also have latex-free condoms and the female condom on hand. However, it is a good idea for the gent who is larger (or smaller than average) to bring a few of his own on the off-chance that I've run out and haven't had a chance to re-stock my supplies. Because smaller or larger than average gents are not the norm, I keep fewer of those sizes on hand because I hate having to throw out large numbers of expired condoms. Which means I can also run out of them quicker should I have a spate of large dudes call me. Again though, most escorts (I think) would prefer to supply their own condoms to ensure that they're stored properly and that someone hasn't tampered with them. In which case, it might be a better idea to for the gent to ask beforehand if the provider has a specific condom brand on hand.

I haven't heard that term since grade 5 sex education. Except the school nurse called it the curse.

I read this thread very late last night and I wanted to reply with a clear mind...I guess you have a right to be disgusted...everybody reacts differently to that situation... There is something though that bothers me and really ticked me off here is that you took the donation and left 40$! Thats what bothers me the most...I'm sure there will be lots of different opinions on this issue but if you decide to leave because you are disgusted with the situation, the donation should stay there...yes maybe she should have been upfront about it but, for me, its not a reason to take the donation and barely leave Pocket change... Personally i do work with sponges ( for what I have left of period lol) and there is no way you could ever tell coz they are really deep in there. But yes I started my period many times during sessions...that i could not predict... Just my opinion... BJ

I am very reluctant to post this, as I fear Karma will get even busier, but I can't not talk about my experience with Karma. This girl is amazing, I had been texting her through out the day getting more info regarding her and for pictures ( none posted in her bp ad), of which she was more than willing to supply info and pictures. I have to say the pictures I received were amazing, almost too good to be true, which made me a litte suspicious as I've been victim of a bait and switch before. I decided after more pictures were sent to me that I wanted to see her for sure. I arrived at our aggreed upon place, I was a little early, but Karma just asked me to have a seat in the livingroom while she got ready, which was only a few minutes. Then I was asked to go to the bedroom and get comfortable, so I did. A few minutes later I was joined by Karma and I have to say this girl has he most spectacular body I've ever encountered in my life, hobbyingor outside,. she's about 5'5" with most amazing breasts, I could play with them al night, and for my 30 min visit, I didnt leave them alone for very long. I have to respect Karma's privacy and leave the details of our time between us, but let me just say that of ypu ever thpught abput seeing her but werent sure, I can guarantee you that you will not bw disappointed. ...I only wish our time was videotaped, because it was pretty amazing. if theres any question as to if I'd repeat, my response would be , as often as I can

How when calling a company they ask you to type in your number to access your account and then when an agent finally answers his first question is 'Can I please have your phone number?'

Would you please make sure, next time, that you give them the right address. My neighbor is sure pissed off at me after they dumped all those pennies in her swimming pool! Guess what I am doing the next few days!

Not stirring the pot but after all of these useful posts I would love to hear from the OP. There have been a ton of informational posts here and hopefully a lot of education :)

Would it be rude or impolite when someone new is visiting your town and they mention their hotel choice and you know it's somewhat low class to tell them so ? I know as a travelling businessman I'd like to know if my choice was a poor one. In this case I asked if they had stayed there previously and were familiar with the hotel or not and didn't get a reply, in a second email I mentioned she is a ten potentially staying in a two star at best that most like me would not have a " reason " to be seen in or around. It may be that she cannot change or is travelling and has not been able to check her mail or maybe I offended her I,m not sure. The one thing I am sure about is that there are substantially better choices for the same or similar price - so speak up or shut up ?

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me too me too please :) lol

Both Cleo and Rosie would a wise decision to visit if you wish a trip to the Greek Islands! ;)

Mini me magnum...lol

Maybe I should bring a Magnum along, it's for pleasure seekers after all http://www.magnumicecream.ca/Home.aspx Oh sorry it's not that type of Magnum is it LOL :-) Sorry, couldn't resist RG

I am pretty much a repeat type of pest.....so if I bring a Magnum... I would get LOL.....really ?? LOL ... ;)

Poor Lee Richards, he is harassed constantly. Surprised he talks to us at all. I appreciate his good nature as all ladies do here I am sure. Thank you Lee for your patience!

As stated before I also believe its in the ladies best interest to obtain her own supply of condoms. I'm not typically last minute so I have always requested that the lady have some magnums or similar available. Only once did I run into a situation where the lady discovered that she didn't have any so for that appointment we only engaged in activities that did not require a condom. No big deal :) Cheers

Well more a general comment, because Magnums, uh, er, well I have enough inadequacies down there, a magnum would just drop off what little I have to work with , unless tightly duct taped on LOL...or fit over my hand like a latex mitten LOL Anyhow, seriously, the only way a lady can ensure that the condom that is being used is safe for her is if she buys it. She knows if she has an allergy to latex. She can ensure the condoms are stored properly and haven't past the expiration date How does she know if the condom hasn't been carried in the man's wallet or he put a pinhole through it (just saw a Law & Order SVU episode on just that recently) The only way the lady can ensure the condom that goes inside of her is as absolutely safe as possible is for her to buy them herself, and seeing as she will see a variety of men, she should carry a variety of sizes of condoms I would assume when a lady sets her rates some of her rates go into business expenses, be it make up, clothes, etc...oh and condoms too Anyhow, just my viewpoint A rambling RG

Rosie in Gatineau offers this and omg she is one super super nice lady. well worth the extra distance driving. I always ask a SP if she has greek on the menu and some do and some do not. Some charge extra and those that do not like doing it want to charge a lot extra.

I have just "come"from heaven,I do not even begin to know how tell you what is like to be at the gates of heaven.PORSHA AND FELINA as a duos took me to the promised land. I made it back to earth,but I am going back asp.

In my case yes the ladies are beautiful, both in public and private. That they want to be seen in public with ugly old me, well, an old (ok middle aged) man being seen with a young beautiful woman in public isn't depressing, isn't depressing at all. It's uplifting :-) And men may not get PMS, but some of us have various forms of ED (some hit and miss)...never had a lady laugh at me because of it though, and had very many wonderful encounters irrespective Ladies are far more than the sum total of menu items they provide. That some think that's all a lady is about, now that's depressing RG

Dropkick Murphys - Rose Tattoo

This type of stuff happens all the time, I show my face yet people ask for full nude photos - not going to happen EVER. You offered them Skype as an option and that was not feasible for them. Sounds like pic collectors to me, however I could be wrong. Why not offer a social rate for any meet and greets that way your being compensated for your time and if they are serious about booking, they won't balk at this. Or like anyone else if they are not happy with how you do things and how you present yourself, they can seek other company - anytime you have to adjust your policies for anyone they fuck you over.

Sadly the same thing happened to me this summer

Well said Miss Lane. I'd say also that the SP disclosing the fact in advance would probably be best, to allow the client to make an informed choice to receive the service, which could alleviate any potential self-consciousness on the part of the SP to provide her time and service. Consent is everything.

I suggest: "The kids are going to love these balloons at the party? Do you know how much water these ones (hold up any box) will hold?" I am just starting out as a sex worker but when buying condoms in my personal life, this would happen as well. I spoke to a manager about it in my local pharmacy. The cashier was an older woman and I think that sex of any kind bothered her. She never made a comment but would always change her customer service towards me once the box was put on the counter. She was very polite and cheery at first, then she would barely speak, barely look at me, never hand me my receipt but instead she just put in the bag, and always took the next customer before I had my stuff together to leave the counter. I think if a cashier ever actually made a rude comment to me, I would stop the line right there and demand a manager. I would not be discrete either. I wouldn't be yelling or creating a huge scene for drama sake but I would be quite assertive to my right to safety and proper customer service instead of rude comments that may discourage people in the future from buying condoms. Married couples have sex with condoms to avoid pregnancy. Married couples may use condoms to avoid the spread of STD that one partner may have. The person at the cash has no idea who you are or why you are buying them and you should have the right to freely purchase a product without scrutiny, rude comments or even dirty looks. Especially when it involved health and safety.

You sure it wasn't Daisy? :-) Daisy is a recent recruit, and very welcome she is too. What a smile! Additional Comments: I don't think Maude has been at Barb's for a very long time, and I don't think you could describe Maude without mentioning boobs and amazing athleticism. I'm confident it was Ava.

I've seen her several times. If you're a boob lover then you'll definitely want to pay her a visit. They're amazing. She has a really cute French accent too. Pics are hers.

It's Sindy. Formally Sin Cindy. Yes, I am in Toronto now.

Common adult industry sex terms, abbreviations, codes, codewords, terminology, acronyms, lingo, and glossary. What does this mean, what is the definition of, as defined in the dictionary, and what do the letters stand for: AAMP = Apartment Asian Massage Parlor. Based in a residential apartment instead of a commercial storefront. ABC = american born chinese ABJ = american born japanese Agency = a company that manages calls, bookings, and advertising for a group of escorts. AMP = Asian Massage Parlor analingus = licking anus Asian = analingus Asian Cowgirl = girl on top, squatting ASP = Adult Service Provider, or alt.sex.prostitution newsgroup ATF = all time favorite ATM = ass to mouth = penis, toy, finger goes from ass to mouth. attempts = trying to orgasm Aunt Flo = menstruation, period B&S = bait and switch = person who shows up is a different one than advertised babyback = petite, young, attractive Asian balloons = breast implants BB = bareback = without condom BJ = blowjob = oral sex = fellatio BBBJ = bare back blow job = BJ without condom BBBJTC = bare back blow job to completion (in mouth) BBBJTCIM = bare back blow job to completion in mouth BBBJTCNQNS = bare back blow job to completion, no quit, no spit BBBJTCWS = bare back blow job to completion with swallow BBBJWF = bare back blow job with facial BBFS = bare back sex BBW = big beautiful woman BCD = behind closed doors BDSM = bondage, discipline, sado-masochism. BF = boy friend BFE = boy friend experience birdwatching = BBBJTCWS BLS = ball licking and sucking Blue Jay = blow job blue pill = Viagra BSB = bus stop babe butter face = everything looks good, but her face BTW = by the way cash and dash = ROB who takes your money and runs CBJ = covered blow job = BJ with condom CC Rider = full service provider costing $200 or less CD = cross dresser CDS = covered doggy style CFS = covered full service = Sex with condom CG = cowgirl = girl on top facing you CH = Crazy Horse, SF Strip Club CIM = cum in mouth CL = craigslist.org CMD = carpet matches drapes, typically a natural blonde CMT = Certified Massage Therapist. A professional masseuse. Cowgirl = CG = girl on top facing you cover = condom cruising = driving around, looking for streetwalkers cups of coffee = releases = orgasms DATO = dining at the o = analingus DATY = dining at the y = cunnilingus DDP = double digit penetration, kitty and anus Dodge = streetwalker stroll: Mission Blvd, between A St and 14th St, in Hayward, CA Doggie = man behind girl, girl on hands and knees donation = payment Doubles = A threesome with two girls and you DDE = doesn't do extras (PS only) DDG = drop dead gorgeous DFK = deep french kissing, open mouth with tongue DIY = do it yourself (masturbation) DP = double penetration, two guys on one girl DT = deep throat, entire length of penis taken in mouth ECR = el camino real EOM = end of message. No text in message body. escort = a temporary companion for hire facial = cumming on partner's face FBSM = full body sensual massage fire and ice = a blowjob switching between hot tea and ice FIV = finger in vagina FKK = Frei K?rper Kultur. German brothel / nudist club. FOB = fresh off the boat. Asian immigrant recently arrived in the US. FOV = finger outside vagina French = BJ French Kiss = Kissing with tongue insertion FS = full service = BJ + Sex Get Brain = blow job Get Comfortable = get completely naked GFE = girlfriend experience. Typically BBBJ, CFS, DFK, DATY, and MSOG GG = Golden Gypsy. defunct, famous Berkeley massage parlor GND = girl next door Greek = anal sex, back door GS = golden shower = urination play GSM = g-spot massage happy ending = A handjob (usually) or blowjob after your massage hardwood floors = clean shaven kitty Hat = condom HDH = high dollar hottie HJ = hand job = a manual / hand release HH = half hour HM = high mileage HME = honeymoon experience, lapdog heaven HWP = height and weight proportionate hooker = prostitute IMHO = in my humble opinion interpreter = condom Italian = penis rubbing between butt cheeks ISO = in search of kitty = vagina Lapdog = person who worships providers to excess. LDL = low dollar looker (opposite of HDH) LE = ellie = law enforcement LK = light kissing, closed mouth LOS = land of smiles = Thailand mamasan = female manager of a massage parlor MBOT = Mitchell Brothers O'Farrell Theatre, SF Strip Club MBR = multiple bell ringing = MSOG MILF = mom I'd like to f-ck Mish = missionary position, or the SF Mission District Missionary = man on top, girl on back mohawk = thin rectangular strip of pubic hair MP = massage parlor MP = multiple pops = multiple releases MSC = Market Street Cinema, SF Strip Club MSOG = multiple shots on goal = multiple releases NCT = New Century Theatre, SF Strip Club non-pro = not a professional provider NP = no problem NSA = no strings attached OWO = oral without condom OWOTC = oral without condom to completion papasan = male manager of a massage parlor party hat = condom PIV = penis in vagina PL = Pathetic Loser PO = phone operator (for making appointments) PS = private show (Dance) PSE = Porn Star Experience PV = private viewing (Dance) RA = relaxation assistant raincoat = condom RB = myredbook.com rimming = analingus RMP = Russian Massage Parlor ROB = Rip Off Bitch Reverse cowgirl = RCG = girl on top facing away Reverse massage = you massage her Roman shower = vomit play RPG = role playing games Russian = penis rubbing between breasts = Pearl Necklace = titty fuck SC = Strip Club self-service = you masturbate SF = San Francisco shill = an insider posing as a satisfied customer SO = significant other SOG = shot on goal = one release SOMF = sat on my face south of the border = gential region southern france = BBBJ SP = Service Provider SPA = streetwalker stroll: San Pablo Avenue in Oakland, CA spanish = ATM = ass to mouth spinner = very petite, thin girl STD = sexually transmitted disease stroll = path frequented by street walkers SW = street walker TAMP = Therapeutic Asian Massage Parlor teabag = man squats and dips balls in partner's mouth TG = transgender TGTBT = too good to be true Tina = crystal meth TJ = Tijuana TL = Tenderloin district, San Francisco. between Van Ness Ave, Post St, Taylor St, and Golden Gate Ave TLD = topless lap dance tossing salad = analingus Troll = rude and hideous PL Trolling = Posting thinly disguised ads in a discussion forum TOFTT = Take one for the team. In reference to a new, non-reviewed provider. TS = transexual TUMA = tongue up my ass TV = transvestite UTF = Untranslated French = BBBJ UTR = under the radar WTF = What the fuck? (I'm rather surprised by this) XOXO = Kisses & Hugs YMMV = Your mileage may vary. Your service level could be different than reported by others. Applies to everyone, some more so than others. 1/2 and 1/2 = half and half = oral sex + full service 411 = seeking information 420 = 4:20 = marijuana 69 = two people giving each other oral sex at the same time $ = $100 $$ = $200 $$$ = $300 $$$.5 = $350 (get it?) incall = You go to her place, or a place she designates. outcall = She comes to your place, home, hotel room. two call system = For incall locations. Your first call is to set up the time and get the general directions on where to park. Your second call is made when you arrive to get the specific address / room number.