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I think you have to do a few field tests (lol) before you find an SP that you have chemistry with. Perhaps start by searching the ladies albums here on CERB and refine it by age, body type and services. From there you should be ablw to narrow it down. There are SPs out there who are not high volume and have other jobs/careers in addition to this line of work. Correct me if I'm wrong but it sounds as though you're looking for a lady who is more low key and doesn't have a high profile internet presence in this industry. I truly believe that if you are destined to meet someone who strikes your fancy and just "click", it will hapen. I have met many great clients where we had a great rapport and chemistry and they are nice to spend time with. I've also had a few particular clients where on one initial visit we had a good time and the second time was completely different where it got really hot and heavy and everything in and out of the bedroom just flowed. I always look forward to visits with my regulars. :) I hope this helps. Good luck in your search! :)

I would say that most SP in Ottawa (local and visiting) welcome MF couples although they would require the female partner contact them to avoid 'surprising complications'.

I am so shocked by something I've heard recently, I have to share this, and ensure that more people do not share the opinion I just heard voiced. I overheard a conversation between two women. One was saying she was being accused of giving oral sex to a man without his consent. The other woman said this was not possible. She said 'In order to suck someone's dick, he has to be aroused - so he CHOSE to be aroused, getting turned on is a choice'. I am so shocked I heard these words spoken, by a woman no less. Now - some people may get angry about what I'm about to say - BUT, in my lifetime, I have felt that certain men who said 'she attacked me', were simply making up an excuse to get out of what they did/ I do not think women are incapable of committing a sexual assault, but I do honestly thhink a percentage of these 'assaults' are false. Flame me if you will for that, but I've known more than a few cases where the man eventually admits he was just trying to not get caught cheating. BUT, what is making me so upset about this recent conversation is this: the flat-out refusal to admit that: 1) a woman could commit a sexual assault, and 2) that getting turned on is a CHOICE. If many people have their genitals touched, they will get hard/wet. Through no choice of their own. I do not decide for my pussy to get wet every time it does. This seems like such a disgusting idea, and a wet pussy or hard cock does NOT imply consent to a sexual act. Please tell me I'm not the only one who thinks this is disturbing and ludicrous.

If party A says they don't want sex to happen, and they're clear about it, and it happens anyway, then it's sexual assault. Period. I don't care if party A was breathing fasts, flushed, rock-hard, or came in a giant mess of goo. Unwanted sex is an assault no matter what the orgasmic outcome. Party B doesn't get to decide when it's "really" an assault or not, second-guessing party A and using the state of his/her body against a statement of will. Among other things, the alternative leads to "well sure I hear "no", but if I just keep going she/he will realize she/he really wants it... it's perfectly obvious to me!" No thanks.

I saw this pic for the first time today and I am in awe of the sexy Katherine!

I agree. As an experienced SP, when I speak to someone on the phone, I know in a matter of 30 seconds if this is going to be someone I want to meet or not. You can also tell by tone of voice, how they approach you and the questions they ask. If they are evasive or too pushy then those are red flags. If they also push for your address without committing to an appt, that's another red flag. I'll admit there were a few times where I didn't listen to my instincts and came to regret it. The encounters weren't horrible or life threatening but I just didn't like the person or their attitude. Now when something tells me not to book off the bat, I listen to my inner voice. In this business, you begin to gain almost like a sixth sense where you will feel if something is wrong, it will feel like alarm bells going off in your head. Please listen to it even if you haven't taken a lot of appts or need the money. If a guy sounds off or is doing something that is out of the ordinary, take precautions and remove yourself from the situation whether it's on the phone or in person.

I have no business responding to this thread (and apologize in advance) but I am immediately suspicious of this. My first thought is that "scary and intimidating" has turned into some sort of psychological warfare. I am very doubtful his wife would be emailing you as opposed to spending her energy on chasing him with a cast iron frying pan. It seems just another way for this sick narcissistic guy who in your very good judgement you chose not to see to get even (in his sick mind). Has it occurred to you that this email is likely from him and not his wife? Letters on a page in a virtual (as opposed to the real) world, they can't hurt you or even bother you unless you let them. If you respond at all to this, it should be to say "yes, please do call the police, I really want to talk to them also" as you have done nothing wrong.

You know you want to! Just Push the Button!

when i was 14 years old my mother was institutionalized and my father hired a live in housekeeper. she was 50 plus years old i believe at the time and was a tyrant she ruled with an iron fist and my father let her. I was awoken from a sound sleep one night because i felt pressure on my chest and groin and when i was finaly alert enough to understand what was happening i realized she was on top of me and i was inside her. When she realized i was awake she told me to lie back and enjoy it-I was terrified and told her to get off that i did,nt want her to continue and i,d tell my father-she got off and told me my father would,nt believe me that she would deny it happened and i,d end up in severe trouble. I never felt safe at home after that, and after it happened a second time - I went to my father and he did,nt believe me, she denied everything said i was perverted and went thru her laundry and worse so i was ostracized i was shot down in front of my younger siblings i left home a few months later, both times i was hard even though i was terrified and no there was no pleasure in it.

Sophia I understand what you are saying, but, and I think it may be a bit gender oriented here, but for a guy there is some pressure to lose his virginity, especially in this case, at age 26 I don't disagree with setting the stage so to speak, a lunch date (or longer encounter with time to socialize over drinks) chatting getting to know one another. Hell, I do that now with encounters. But I can almost guarantee he'll remember very fondly the first lady he was intimate with, and took his virginity. I remember fondly my first time, that was 34 years ago And a little friendly advice James. Don't talk about it as the v-card and so on. Contact a lady here who you find attractive and interests you. Book an encounter with her. In the course of your pm's/emails let her know you are a virgin. But when you book and have your encounter, treat it as a date, as with any other lady. But most of all, treat her like a lady and be a gentleman. You'll both have a good time. Good luck RG

I have been asked to see a few ppl who are virgins. I do have to admit that I have a bit of moral issues with it for me. I hesitate mainly cause, I myself had a very meaningless encounter as my first, and wish it was more special. I have suggested to the few who have contacted me, to have a lunch date first.( of couse as a gentlemen you should compensate at least half her time and pay for dinner:) ) Time to chat, flirt and feel at ease. It will allow you time, and me time to know if this is how you really want to go about it. You may consider this when seeking a lady's companionship. You dont want your first time to feel like a transaction, or out of desperation. You need it to be sensitive, romantic, and know that you are being treated kindly. Of course we have fantasy's of how it will be, but just be natural. Allow yourself time to open up, then perhaps explore your adventurous side?

Please DO NOT have conversations on the ladies recommendation threads, if you want to ask questions about a lady do it in the discussion areas (put a link to the recommendation if you wish) but please DO NOT ask questions or make comments on the recommendation threads that are not adding to the recommendation. Your just BUMPING it and in some cases posting bad questions. Today alone I had to remove a comment from someone bitching that the lady owed him money, I had to remove a comment asking if she does BBBJTC and another asking about a different lady! Come on guys please DO NOT do this. and ladies... remember you can not post a reply on your recommendation threads either. If someone has posted something you do not like on your rec thread simply FLAG it using the REPORT THIS icon on the post.

Last night, I had this amazing looking visitor drop in for 1 hour. Well this Tall Beautiful Blonde walked up my drive way and I could not believe my eyes. She is BEAUTIFUL! and very friendly. Her pictures do not do her justice. She looks like a 10. She is smoking hot, beautiful smile and perfect white teeth . She is tall firm and tight.Lulus 4 U as a perfect body. She as long blonde hair and Beautiful Natural C Boobies. Oh ya she was wearing really tight lulus. She wears them very well and feeling them on her with my hands all over bumm and legs was a treat. But the lulus could not stay and play so off to the floor they go Mmmmmmmmmmm Lulus 4 Me was naked in my bed. Her ASS is perfectly tone, like a Heart upside down..Yummy ! She Beautiful Hot and yes very very Yummy. OK her service is the best, she loves to give and receive, and any position she will try. Warning::she is very vocal, Close your window boys, Co's you will get busted by the neighbourhood.. I like vocal women, it makes me feel more manly having a perfect 10 blonde screaming like a rock star. Please be good to her, she will make you a very happy man, and you will REMEMBER HER 4 EVER !! I will. Lulus 4 U, I like U Baby xxx

I was thinking the other day about how long I've been on cerb, about 3.5 years, and how much I've changed. Then I looked back at my very first posts and reminisced about where I was in life in 2008. My first two posts are pretty dorky. I remember being shy and hesitant about posting because I'd been on the other boards and never felt they were healthy, welcoming sites. And then cerb came along... So different and I felt at home right away. Here are my first two posts: #1 New to Halifax Hello everyone, I'm new to Halifax and I want to meet new people! I was working in Edmonton and decided to relocate. Everyone's made me feel so welcoming so far, I know I'll find the same here... Feel free to pm me or write here! xoxo Amelia #2 I'm trying to post photos but have no idea how! Can someone enlighten me? Duuuhhhhh :) What was your first post and how have you changed? xo AM

When I first found Allysons profile page I was immediately intrigued, when I found out she was planning a visit to PEI I was convinced that I had to meet this lady. It was at this point that I thought to myself I better contact her...QUICK, but not too quick that I come across as desperate or even worse uncool. After a few or should I say a lot of PM's we had agreed on a day and time for our rendez-vous. With everything set (or so I thought) I figured all I had to do next was sit back and count down the days until our meeting. At this point I was presented with the first of what would be many, many positive surprises in regards to our visitor from Halifax. Miss Allyson had taken it upon herself to contact me in order to prepare for our encounter. I was pleasantly surprised to engage in an eye opening, respectful but slightly erotic conversation with this beauty on how our date would proceed. "Off to a great start" I found myself thinking as I typed my responses to her queries. I can honestly say my expectations for this lady, at this point, were drastically different than what would come to pass. A case of "you can't judge a book by its cover" was slowly developing. I will come back to this topic before the reco. ends. Fast forward to today and the hour long drive to her hotel from my home. As I drove I found myself wondering how will today go? I wonder what she will be like? Well when I knocked on the door I was greeted by a sight for the ages! A tiny, sexy figure attired like a vision from any number of my fantasies stood before me and the best this man could come up with was a squeaky voiced "hi" which was followed by a very calm and cool "I made it on time." I am sure at this point Allyson was thinking "I made it on time...really Steve is that the best you could come up with?" Time to relax and re-group because as I mentioned there was a tiny, sexy scantily dressed woman standing before me. As she led me further into her room I couldn't help but peek (actually it was more like staring) at her. This was a sight for the ages, we are talking giving vision back to the blind type event! As we lay on the bed and started to converse I quickly discovered that my previous assessment of this lady was far from accurate. She is engaging, charismatic, sophisticated, intelligent and beautiful...my spidey sense was very, very wrong when first we talked. It didn't take me long to pick up on her intelligence, wit, charm and ability to be comfortable in a new situation. My incorrect assessment of this lady almost caused me to ruin the day...thankfully I corrected my thinking quickly. As with all of my recommendations the details remain between Allyson and myself but I will say her talents are off the scale! She had me feeling sensations that I can honestly say I haven't felt previously...to be honest I didn't think I had that many nerve endings!!! Thank you Allyson for a wonderful date and thank you for allowing me to meet you...the real you!

I like Cato, because he wrote..." axe murderess' in the the 3 word story game. LOl, gave me a good chuckel! Love your dry humor cato:)

I have a friend that I've keep in contact over the last year... another independent in Toronto. Her name is Dace and you can find her site searching for nuru Toronto on Google. It's the first site on the page. She offers both nuru and therapeutic massage. Gorgeous spinner with long blonde hair!

OK I'll pick this up again. Deborah Ann Woll. Brooke Berry or Brooke Bradford?

I honestly don't know how you ladies cope with this sort of bullshit!! It seems to me the guy is simply trying to coerce you into negotiating rates by threatening you with the possibility of a bad review. He screwed up by saying he saw you before you had started in the biz, so clearly he's lying. As RG says, certainly not a gentleman. I used to read some of the other review boards, cross-checking recommendations here. I don't even bother anymore. Recommendations from trusted brothers here on CERB is more than sufficient. As others have stated, the fact that I too have never had a bad experience with a CERB lady, speaks volumes. Having said that, even when I was reading the review boards I would have ignored a rating of 1 (the whole idea of these numerical ratings is pretty degrading) simply because it shows a complete lack of balance and is indicative of someone with an ax to grind. Be yourself and ignore the idiot. He's full of bluster and hot air, and he'll disappear. And truth be told, you don't want him, or anyone that would believe his reviews, for a client anyway. Porthos

Oops I thought Porthos was already a God. My bad! ;) Congrats!

Penelope Davis and I will be visiting Ottawa on May 9th to 12th . How much heat can you stand? :icon_wink:

I wish I could re-word that MrNice.... I would rather be necking with Penelope through at least the entire first round of the playoffs ;) yeah baby ! I have run many a hockey draft and history tells me that the early draft leaders rarely win the draft.... so lets hope this year doesn't follow that rule of thumb :) No TV in the boonies where I am currently working so missed the games but YAY SENS !!! The eyes of Canada are on ya this year !!! No pressure fellas lol Sooooo Anybody want to attempt to predict the teams in the cup finals at this point ? hmmmmmm ??? Maybe I will start a poll just for shits and giggles :) Keep your stick on the ice peeps ! Or your hand on your shaft and your eyes on the prize ;)

I agree 100% with Cato - Emily is a pure gem! Saw her this morning at her new digs. I like the location & the studio has major attitude...a good thing IMO. A minor glitch in deliveries made her opening day a little adventurous to say the least, but she bounced back with her usual smiles and grace. Who can resist this bundle of positive energy? As for her service - Second to none! Holy smokes, this lady just brings it on. Go see her guys - I'm saying this for purely selfish reasons, but let's keep her in Ottawa. J:tongue:

Hey man, it is what it is. While I dont think I could overKUM the abundance of strangers or the possibility of phallic contact, the thought of a gangbang still gives me a solid boner, so it must be a blast for some people. Also, putting my micropeen on display for and in direct comparison to a group of guys with huge cocks would do nothing for my self esteem. And it would also do nothing for the lady involved, unless I went first, and in her ass.

I like mrnice2 because his posts are always positive and I enjoy reading them. I also like him because he's also in the hockey playoff pool :)

lick the bunny

I like Tokan because he enjoys playing games as much as I do. Also he has a pretty cute avatar.

Ariel was my first ever lap dance. 5songs later I had to catch my flight. In pure bliss mind you

I don't like this idea since I have no clue how to use Paypal or do a money transfer. In general, I'm averse to conducting any financial affairs over the internet, so I would prefer an option to purchase my ticket at the door. Otherwise, I may have to think twice about attending.

Something else from down under... Baz Luhrmann - Everybody's Free (To Wear Sunscreen)

Well, I've just looked at a couple of profiles of other people who I *know* used to to have this working, and they've got the same as you. So I'd imagine it's an issue with the little twitter plugin...

R.I.P. Dick Clark. I don't remember American Bandstand but I do remember watching him every New Year's Eve in Times Square until he had his stroke and then he co-hosted one year with Ryan Seacrest. He was a figurehead that represented classic Americana. He was a great t.v. personality that will be missed.

Sexual assault against men is not taken seriously because of stupid macho attitudes. Many people seem to sincerely believe that no man under any circumstance would ever refuse sex with a woman. It's part of some stupid macho virility thing. People also seem to think all women and gays are weak, and that a straight man should be able to overpower any woman or a gay man. Aside from being homophobic, this attitude is also absurdly ignorant. A smaller physically weaker person can dominate a larger more muscular person with weapons, drugs, strength in numbers, or skill in attack. You can see the attitude all the time on tv shows and movies, our culture seems to think that men getting raped by other men is part of the justice process. A man commits a crime and goes to prison and getting raped by other men is considered part of his punishment and people joke about it.

Always remember that you are not engaging in an illegal activity. It may seem a bit intimidating to call the police, but if you have a threatening, harassing, or god forbid, violent client then it may be necessary. Don't not call because you're afraid of their reaction to what you do, or that you might get in trouble. You won't, because prostitution isn't illegal. I believe there are several ladies on CERB who have had to call the police, and generally they have found them helpful in resolving the situation. You have the same rights as everyone else to not be subjected to threats or harassment! Porthos

I like Gabriella because she is so classy, refined, sexy, and naughty ... All rolled into one gorgeous package

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I would have to say that Aliens is the most secretly feminist movie I have ever seen. Ripley is not only smart and tough, but maternal and kind. She is still feminine and sexy while being able to take charge in a crisis. I especially love that Ripley is able to be strong without the men being made to look weak and incompetent by contrast. The female child in the film is also a survivor, and there are a few other strong women mixed in there. Not to mention the main alien villain is the colony queen. :) But most of all I like it because I find that it's a very good film for it's genre even without bearing in mind how well women are portrayed in it.

There's not much more to be said than what the gents ahead of me have already stated. I had been trying for some time to make time to meet up with this pretty lass, but mrme beat me to it. Finally my schedule freed up to allow me the opportunity to meet her. This sexy lulu is sure to wear you out and keep you smiling from the moment you set eyes on her. Her Swedish heritage is rather evident in her statuesque form and long flowing blonde locks, she could easily be an honorary member of the famed swedish swimsuit team, hands down no problem! Her golden sun kissed skin is soft and oh so smooth to the touch. Breast men will love her natural firm B on the verge of C cup breasts, take it from the cowboy they are a pleasure to behold! Lulu has an insatiable appetite for oral, her skills and talents are impressive for someone so new to this scene. I suspect she's had her share of practice, and practice makes perfect, right ? Let's just say it comes naturally to her! Did I mention her wonderfully round and firm booty ? One word says it all Unfreaking- believable, and it loves to be spanked, not too hard though! Daty aficionados, dinning at the Y has never been so delicious! Lulu loves to be licked and if you do a good job, you'll be rewarded with amazing enthusiasm mixed with ecstasy and sheer delight, she does not hold back! But only if you do a good job! All in all Lulu and the cowboy had a great ol sexy party, fun was had by all as this flirty sensual filly bounced and bobbed taking me to the finish line and beyond in a mind blowing climax :) Take your vitamins boys and get your rest before booking with this pretty gal. Remember of course gentlemen that ymmv but so long as you are clean polite and respectable you WILL have fun. If you don't then you're doing something wrong!!

Hmmm, and what about the 40 year old lady that if you bounce a quater of her ass or any other part of her body you and the quarter will will be propelled right back to Montreal. Yes that lady's body is mine and BTW I am very attractive.