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I've been mulling over whether to start a thread on this or not. On one hand it is somewhat personal, but this has had a major, positive change on the quality of my life, and maybe it can help someone else To start off with, I have a medical condition requiring prescription drugs. One of the drugs was discontinued and replaced with another drug. The side effect of this new drug, well erections were hit and miss, mostly miss And it's not an understatement to say that if I don't these prescriptions, it is almost a life and death decision, and no, I'm not being melodramatic ED drugs (viagra etc) I can't take. I was originally told by my doctor it's because of my prescription, but later, he told me that because of a history of strokes in my family, ED drugs can't be prescribed. I basically resigned myself to living with erections hit and miss But awhile back Soleil posted about l-arginine. And thank you so much Soleil. I did some research, went to my doctor, he checked, no interactions with my prescription and recently I got the ok to use it. What l-arginine does is help circulation amongst other things, including to the penis. And it doesn't have all the negative side effects as viagra My specific case may not be the same as someone else's, but if someone on CERB has a ED problem, and the usual drugs can't be used, check into l-arginine. And ladies, if you have a client in the same predicament, let him know. I know it has improved the quality of my life. L-Arginine can be purchased in stores selling supplements, like GNC. If this helps but one person, the post is worthwhile. It has certainly improved the quality of my life, more than one can imagine RG

Just did 50 push-ups! okay 2 set of 25, my arms burn but I feel so happy! I just started to do a 6 weeks training to be able to do 100 push up in a row...I will be able to do it:D

Angela throws the best socials. I don't think I've missed one yet...count me in!!

It's not just clients who do that! I've been asked (not recently) who else in a city I've seen and received a gossipy run down on each. Just to be clear ... This was probably 10 years ago, and certainly not a CERB lady. I only saw her the once as I wasn't sure she wouldn't gossip about clients either!

Popped in for a massage earlier this evening and got a very pleasant surprise. Gabriella gave me an incredible massage along with some expert teasing that required me to ask her to take a breather for a few seconds lest things happen quicker than one wants. My happiness upon completion of the appointment was ... well here I am later still smiling and planning my next visit. Also she has a great sense of humour. I reccomens her highly and look forward to the next session !!

Making a home made popcorn. Like on a pot, over the stove :P Old school

I know many members here do not use the chat feature. As one of the members who does I have witnessed a few things that IMO shouldn't be happening there and that probably have caused some of the members not using it anymore. Please when you read this keep in mind is not a rant or me trying to tell others what to do is more like a reminder to all of us and giving my point of view as well as suggesting things that may make a difference in the chat room. 1. Start and carry conversation politely. 2. Whisper or use private chat for specific questions, to book, etc. 3. This apply for sp's and hobbysts ... If you do not get what you were looking for from the person you are chatting with the ideal would be to have the courtesy to notify the other instead of just closing the window/leaving chat. 4. Guys I know you like to discuss about some of the ladies but what about trying to keep specific details private and perhaps whisper? Keep in mind whisper sometimes fails, I have been a victim of that a couple of times (ok more than that lol) 5. No arguing or trying to put someone in evidence in open chat or getting other users involved in a particular situation. Again, this is not me trying to list rules, just suggestions to keep chat a cool place to get to know other members :-)

Hilarious feeds on twitter today...I know with all the dirty minds here on cerb, we can do better! Name your dick after a movie! What would it be? Examples for you: The wood The Titanic - Just because so many people went down on it What women want Free willy The Pacifier I am Legend Lethal Weapon Hahaha Now your turn....

... well it is, if you offer your CERB ID as verification to get around identifying your more personal details and there is little or no posting history! A recent thread by VictoriaJolie about posting history being one tool providers use to get to know a client inspired this post, and since this one is more general in nature, I've decided to post it here. As a client, we usually know much more about the lady we are planning to see, until we make an actual booking and provide the information she requires in consideration of our request to see her. I am in amazement of the effort and diligence most, and especially the well-respected, SPs/MAs go through in screening and verification. With a modicum of information and references, they must decide if they will grant your request for a meeting, based on a myriad of factors and a 'gut feel' about you, the person, never having met prior, and not knowing too much else besides these few bits that they ask for in their ads or on their websites. I believe that the majority of clients on the board are sophisticated and wise to the ways of treating the ladies with respect, having read widely among the various forums, but there are some bad apples out there. How is a provider to know from whom she is getting an inquiry or booking? You will fare much better if you give her signs and assurances of your good intentions early on and by playing by her rules. Don't forget, she is sharing her most intimate self with an almost complete stranger and is entrusting you to do your part in that bargain. We both want the same things, but providers, beyond needing to feel safe, of course want that encounter to be in an environment where they themselves are comfortable to give you the best time of all - and so you should care, too. Contacting a lady for a booking and showing with every action and word (rudeness, brashness, ignorance, laziness, etc.) that you haven't bothered to check her website or ad post is the first red flag to the lady that there may be things she doesn't know that would worry her if she did, and this puts her on guard with you right from the start - generally not the best way to initiate a dialogue. Taking care to consider all the points of etiquette and following her preferred method of setting up an appointment will make the lady's life much easier and will assure her that you take her concerns for safety and peace of mind to heart. It will be like magically becoming a lottery winner ;-), meaning that she will appreciate when you meet that you had already established yourself from the start as a respectful and diligent client worthy of her time. I know it is not everyone's wish or goal to become an active and prolific poster, but it does help the ladies get a glimpse of the person behind a handle. Having no posts doesn't. Just think of the ways in which you select the lady of your choice - maybe by her beautifully written ad, her many glowing recommendations by other clients, her gorgeous photo album, or the well-crafted website that she spent so much time building. There are other ways to distinguish yourself and get a good or even high standing besides that, of course. Which route you choose to take is yours to decide ... but giving her the comfort level about you - in one way or another, making her feel like you respect her wishes and her need to feel safe and at ease, will put you miles ahead right from the start. And that is likely to reap significant good will on her part and generally, IMHO, yield to better client-provider relations! Pun absolutely intended! ;) A #nobrainer? I think so! :D FR P.S. Apologies for the intial 2-paragraph ramble. It's mostly all been said before in different ways, but it helps to refresh this from time to time in the 'New to this?' forum.

Hidy Ho Peeps I just officially kickstarted a new part time business this morning and made it official with the great big world out there. NOW ... I want to build a website with my own domain and also to build it myself. I have built a couple in the past for companies I worked for but they were free sites because they were cheap asses . The pop up ads annoyed me to be honest. Sooooo....I had been looking this morning on the web for a good building program and it dawned on me that there are a whole bunch of my Cerb friends here that are a wayyyyy smarter than me so I am asking for HELP !! Please !! For those that help me I promise I won't target you in any more of my jokes !! haha at least in 2012 ;) Thanks in advance for any help you folks give me and any others who are looking for a website design site. For the ladies who help me I bow to you and am giving you a virtual kiss hug and a squeeze on the bum ;) virtual till we meet at least ! For the fellas....well thanks ;) haha A virtual handshake And for you travelling ladies always remember the wise words of Confuscious "A man who run through airport turnstile backward going to Bangkok" Cheers :chug:and have a grrrrrrreat weekend folks !!! .

notepad++ is your friend! :D -- dreamweaver is easy to get used to and a great tool too. I would spend time and get away from flash... its kind of dying quickly...

Congrats on your new venture. As Etasman200 points out there are several options to choose from. The right solution for you lies in what your expectation and functionality of your website is to be. In the sites that I build I use a multitude of resources and webtools, it all depends on what they have to do. If it's just a billboard then any basic builder will do, although you might want to focus on more recent basic builders as Etasman also said the shift to html5 is strong and CSS is pretty much common place. If you expect to have several different users contributing content, then a CMS such as joomla or wordpress may be a better option. Do you want this site to be something people on the go will want to use, then consider a tool that will easily allow a mobile version of your site that's lighter on graphics to save on data transfer costs. There's really a lot to consider. A project management tool I always find helpful in determine resources and requirements is a Workback plan. Determine first where you want to be with this website, then work backwards as plot the path as to how to get there, this way you can easily identify what tools and resources you may need along the way to get to your final objective.

Heading out to the deck with a book and a cold beer!

A number of the web hosting sites provide a 'builder' with the monthly subscription. Failing that your choices range from DreamWeaver to something simple as a text editor (I use Xemacs or TextMate). Mid range tools on the Mac include RapidWeaver. Will you be using Flex/Flash ? If yes then you can't run away from Adobe's Flex Builder. Most web site designers are now moving to HTML 5 and CSS.

8 miles! :D

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Re-post from Babe of the day - what abs! Darya Klishina, Russian long-jumper.

Friday Angela 10-4 aka "Amazing Angela" Gina 10-4 aka "Gina" Kelly 3:30-11 aka "Kelly2010" Jennie 3:30-11 aka "ASTONISHING JENNIE" Amanda 3:30-11 aka "DDDpleasure" -3 rooms, 3 sexy ladies on per shift! Private Dance shows available upon request! Click here to see pics of room: http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/album.php?albumid=3340 Pics of our Hotties http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/member.php?u=52117 Full Body Relaxation Massage Single Massage: --------30 minutes $50. --------45 minutes $70. on special for $60. --------60 minutes $80. Duo/Couples Massage: --------30 minute regular $100. on special for $80. --------45 minute regular $120. on special for $100. --------60 minute regular $160. on special for $130. ------HST included in prices. ------ Tips Accepted------ ATM on site------Spacious Rooms with Private Showers------ NEW LOCATION: 65 Bentley 613-274-7073.

I deliberately leave out this info and require someone to phone (not text, not email, not pm) for rates/services. It's my way to screen. However, consider there are a lot of ad sites that do not allow advertisers to post rates and services, and they will only have that on their website or thru email. If you read the ad entirely, and there is no 2nd option, then they must be expecting rate enquiries. There are also some ad sites that don't allow links. It is confusing because some ads will have them but many will not, making you wonder what's going on lol. If they provide an email contact, try that because they are probably letting you know that they will send you a website link.

if the woman i want is there on saturday i will TOFTT :)

Lots of ladies don't have a web site. I can see how you might think that Meg ("hard to believe") and might as well tell the truth, CERB although the C in CERB = Canadian, most activity and ads are Ottawa and ladies that tour. Once you think outside NCR (and it's only natural for you to think in NCR terms as that is where you live) it gets easier to believe. So in other cities there may be few CERB ladies, few ads and even none at all like were I live a lot of the time. So if I didn't travel, I'd only see be able to see touring ladies as there are none, that's right, not a one. Of course having gotten bitten by the "oh, my rates are out of date and my web site hasn't be updated forever" once, I err on the side of rude (if it is rude) and always (but politely as possible) insist on a number (and let's not rehash that one, I know that's the lady's bad or many would say so). If I don't get such a number, I move on. I don't try to barter or negotiate (that would be completely rude) but insisting on a firm price for four hours, six hours, eight hours, well I'm uncomfortable with it but I do insist. Truth be told, some ladies just aren't interested in a longer encounter and say so, no problem. And sometimes I can't seem to get a straight answer so I have to politely as possible pull the rip cord. Of course I always try to be as polite and respectful about it as possible.

The pizza guy messed up my order and mixed the ingredients. I like it better than what I ordered.

More like a dog flower.

Just found out, and this is preliminary, but it looks as though my wife will be out of the province for the weekend!!! Oh what ever will I do to pass the time.... Hallelujah!!!!!!

An easy way to go about it so you don't feel like a ''creeper" (your words not mine :P) Would be when you call say "Hey, I was intrigued by your ad but couldn't see a rate posted anywhere on the services you provide? Would you be able to direct me to a listing where I can get this information" that way you are being respectful, explaining that you are interested and not just out to waste her time. The key to any type of conversation with the lady is respect! And I agree with the other member who said RUN don't walk away - if a girl is willing to negotiate a rate within a first phone call, a first visit or any first anything it usually shows desperation. And that is just kind of a turn off :P Most ladies have no issues in directing or giving the information if it is nto already listed on their site or ad, but please make sure you check thoroughly before asking, that is the only time we find it a pet peeve is when the hobbyists see it and still tend to ask. Best of luck and enjoy yourself :)

It stand for transgender. Which mean that Nikki was born as a biological man, but with the heart,spirit and mind of a woman. The physical body, envelop was wrong at birth. If you actually visit her website, you will find more information on what it is. I have only meet her twice, but she is truly stunning and one of the most kind-hearted person I have had the chance to meet. Anyone spending time with her would be really lucky IMHO:)

i belief u would have to check the toronto threads

I've had Jessica's nuru massage. And it was awesome. She is the best :) at nuru massage and body sliding. I alway's leave pain free and a smile on my face :)

Fast and Furious

Those of you who know me know that I am somewhat of a couch potato. Today I put on my backpack and walked the 2.5kms to the store in 18mins. Then, backpack loaded and heavy walked 2.2kms back (found a shortcut lol) in 20mins. May seem lame but a major thing for me! I feel awesome but a bit sore. Oh, and I now I hear the ice cream truck....treat!!! Additional Comments: To ad to it...yummy Popsicle from one of those old fashioned icecream trucks and now watching hell's kitchen outside! Lol

The only way I could imagine a lady doing this is if perhaps if you were a regular client who came to see her consistently at so many intervals for at least a year or more. I don't think it's polite to see someone a few times and then expect something for free just because it's your birthday (or any other type of anniversary). But even then, it would be up to her. I think it would be extremely rude to ask a lady for a freebie of any kind.

... okay it's not such a secret. I LOVE this lady. Whenever we speak, she makes me smile from ear to ear. When I see her pics, it makes my heart go pitter pat. When I met her, I KNEW that all of my thoughts about her were absolutely accurate. She is the one and only.... Dorinda Bloom http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?ltr=D&t=10304 Miss ya hun!!!! xoxox

I have been a regular of Kelly since she was located on Kent Street and was almost heart broken when she went back to China... I am glad that she came back to Ottawa and that she continues to work on my aching muscles, I would have to say that if you have not experienced a "firm massage" from Kelly then you don't know what you are missing... Kelly has been my favorite for a long time... Totally relaxed and weak in the knees sums it up! Rodehard

The problem is that I'm now trying to think of something outrageous enough to top the stuff in Cat's list. Will anyone give me a discount if I show up wearing just hip-waders and a pink afro wig? It's really sexy, just wait until you see it... and I don't want to actually do anything, just sit on your doorstep and wave at the neighbors. Is that OK?

Funny Madison.....go get laid then big guy. That will cost you 180 drinks and several trips to a bar, a box of condoms if successful and if oops I don't have or need a condom then perhaps an STD or a "baby on board" ! Well if that doesn't work.....how about....."I am middle aged and don't look in the mirror anymore....I can't remember when I got laid last....can I get a seniors hobbyist discount?" ;)

Don't forget..."are you FREE for dinner",I had that asked to day..the guy actually said " I don't want to pay you but i'll take you out for a nice dinner..." I'm not a dating service. The next one he asked and we all hate this: "Why do you charge _ _ _ and the others girls I see charge less. " Guess who didn't get to see me...lol

The great Jude is indeed sorely missed, as she offered quite a unique combo of looks and technique. Look-wise, the closest I've seen is Destiny from CMJ. Best to you, tantric, and my very best to Jude if she ever reads this thread! toine

How about: What's the most guys you've seen in one day? And I will be brutally honest to say that I have wondered about that question, but of course would never think to ask.

Well this is a great thread for all to read. I have gotten this question a few times and it kind of leaves me with an uneasy feeling, What type of childhood did you have? Was there sexual molestation in any way? Did that lead you to this career? I know there are many myths out there that say our childhood events lead us to this career but I dont dfeel that is the norm. Everyone has thier own reasons for thier career choices and I wished some clients would not think that every SP had an incident, that lead to this career. I believe your upbring is a very personal area, that unless is brought up by the SP, it should go UNmentioned.

From my understanding, keep in mind I have never or will never read it, it is fairly uninspired, vanilla soft core porn that can be found in any Harlequin romance novel with Fabio on the cover. Again I have never read it but from what I have been told that is my impression.

During any date, the ladies phone should be out of sight and mind, meaning off. Your time should be focused on who is with you NOW, not who is attempting to book later.

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Haven't heard many men say it was a good book, think it was intended to appeal to women although I could be wrong.