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The beautiful, kind and sweet Meg! Her Cerb profile Her website Her recommendations

It realy sucks when you are taken in by lovely words and kind gestures only to find out that you are being taken in again, just in a different manner. :(

My Goddess Of The Day is a lady who is a now a new friend of mine That is Nathalie Lefebvre I enjoy her posts and contributions to CERB, not to mention our private conversations She and I are virtual friends right now, but looking forward to when we meet and become friends in person Here is Nathalie's Profile http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/member.php?u=47001 And a picture of the lovely Nathalie

A drink with a client is one thing, but before they show up - probably not a good idea. You as the companion need to be in 100% control at all times, and a drink before clients ads up....You cant say your thought process would be as good after date 1 as say date 4. I would not feel good with a client showing up smelling like booze and would send him on his way and I would expect he would do the following if the situation was reversed.

As long as you're not dropping your full weight onto me, I've never had an issue with positions due to size.

I do not think any of my guests would be offended especially in the evening. Actually many of my friends bring me a bottle of red wine as its no secret wine is my beverage of choice! :icon_smile:

I love getting in to a show once it's completed, so I can watch the entire series in one shot Some of my favourites have been: Six Feet Under LOST Buffy the Vampire Slayer (I'm serious. This took a bit, the first season is dreadful, but it's so clever and witty, it's really worth it) Firefly Battlestar Galactica Dead Like Me Better Off Ted Pushing Daisies and of course, Beverly Hills 90210. All-time fave, I even have it tattooed on me (my best friend Roxy has the same tattoo, oh yeeeeeeah) Great ones that are still on the air are Breaking Bad Weeds

I went for a haircut today and decided to get a different style. It looks great, I feel good and I'm loving it! :)

You will not see this very often, they are rare albino seahorses.

My Goddesses of the day are: Kianna - an exotic sweet treat http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/member.php?u=29323 Berlin - The plushest joyride around! http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/member.php?u=18844 Bethany - The Sweetest Massage Provider http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/member.php?u=17242

Based on the principle that vocabulary is sexy :) Edit: LOL renegade. It's kay-lo-pro-CLIT-ic, stressing the "clit" ;)

This is a bit of a precautionary warning. It is something that I hope never happens to any of the member of this board. It was something that happened to me and although it was detrimental to me it was far worse to another person. I have use G mail for all of my private communications for a number of years. A few months ago Google changes some policied with reguards to G mail. I was perfectly fine with the way G mail worked in the past so I told myself that I didn't need to accept this change, I would simply change to a different e mail service and I choose hotmail because I observed that this was the service that many members used. Everything worked fine for a few months and I continues my private correspondence. Then something changed. I don't know why, I don't know how and I may never know. Frankly, now it doesn't matter. Some how and for some reason someone broke into my HOTMAIL account. All of my correspondence was copied and forwarded to the email account that I share with my wife. Which she read and which she down loaded and printed on paper. I can only think that the person that did this thought that she was doing my wife a favor. It was a very hurtfull thing to do. My wife was very hurt and continues to feel hurt to this day. She confronted me and I admitted everything without giving names. Was it hurtfull to me. Not as much as one would think. My wife appologized for allowing our sexlife to decline to an non existant level. For the first time in 20 years she wanted to become involved in my sex life, to the point where I can hardly keep up. Where previously she was only good at recieving oral sex, she is now an enthusiastic particiant, giving some of the best head that I have ever recieved. She now participates in all sorts of variations that I have explored over the last few years. I am still a little hesitant to describe to her all of the practices that I have involved myself in in the past few years. They were plentiful and they were fun but I don't think she is ready for that. I have only this regret. While in the hobbie I met a number of ladies that I liked and respected, not only for their sexual expertise but also for their personalities and friendship. I would have liked to continue these relationships. I have very few complaints about my present sexual satisfaction. I hate giving up my friendships and I hate what this person has done to my wife. Honestly this ' do gooder " has saved me thousands of dollars in my personal sexual satisfaction , but they have cost me much in my relationships and have done a great deal of hurt to my wife. Since that unfortunate event I have learned that HOTMAIL is an easy target for crashing. I don't understand the reasoning behind what happened to me. I am confident that the intended result were not to improve my sexlife and to save me thousands of dollars, but that is not what upsets me. By this act of intrusion the perpitrator has done a great deal in injure my wife. Now the other little (I hope little) problem with this incident this that my email identity that I used for hotmail was stolen. My password was changed and I cannot enter my hotmail address to retrieve mail or respond to mail. This part isn't a real problem because I prefer my G mail address anyway, but if the perpitrator is responding to my mail and sending mail with my identity , he/she can cause a great deal of problems. This is the caution: If you are now useing hotmail for your private communication, maybe you should consider a different email provider. ... chavez

Emily I went to your website and although I can't right click on it. I am able to use the keyboard shortcut to select all (ctrl+A), copy (ctrl+C), and paste (ctrl+V) and all the information is there. I believe legal action is the best way to go. Disabling right click doesn't really do anything because if someone is determined to copy your text they can always use print screen. Then use a word document to type out the text.

I would agree with the group on this one. A social drink would not put me off. However I would be concerned meeting a lady who was visibly intoxicated. As backrubman mentioned would the encounter still be considered consentual if one party were visibly intoxicated. I think this would be more of a safety issue as Emily mentioned - is a person's judgement still as sharp after several drinks. If there is the perception that a lady is a bit tipsy then that could invite some less than gentlemanly behavior from a client who thinks he can take advantage. This would be totally and utterly wrong in everyway and should never happen - but there is always a potential for a bad date. Although not likely but still possible, should some sort of emergency happen during the appointment and for example there is a need to drive to the hospital, would someone after having several drinks be in a condidtion to drive? This works both ways whether it be the lady or the gentleman. In moderation the scenarios I've illustrated above are not likely but one should always be aware of their situation and their safety. Just my 2 cents worth (and I'm not trying to be the resident party-pooper)

I have to respectfully disagree, I am still a huge fan.

I can lend you mine if you would like... text me 613-797-3163

Well I personally don't see anything wrong with this. However you mention to "tame the nerves" which implies that you have consumed enough to alter your mood so that is a matter for concern because that then leads me to my belief that whenever anyone is known to be under the influence of any mood altering drug (including alcohol) any state of consensual consent that may have existed no longer does. So the question then becomes at what point have you consumed enough alcohol to alter your mood and/or judgement such that it needs to be considered in this way? Detecting alcohol because you had one drink is not a problem for me but if I think you are under the influence we have a problem. Would you be offended if I asked you to stretch out your arm and then touch your nose? :) If you wouldn't do this (or tried and failed) I think I have a right to end our appointment. Please note that I often have a glass of wine with a lady so everything in moderation.

You could try adding right click protection to your site. That would probably cut down on a lot of the theft, although it's not perfect. I have a feeling that the people who copy and paste are lazy, so if it's harder for them to copy the text directly from your site to theirs that should cut down on most of the copycats. It doesn't help for ads, though, so I'm not sure what you can do there. There are things you can do to show that you wrote them first but that only helps after the fact. :( Sorry this is happening to you.

What is the 'other board'? could you PM me the website please?

I have to echo what Jhena Grey said. I found out the hardway myself that once the title is in, you can not remove or change it. So now, I either avoid the title altogether or be absolutely certain that what I put in as a title is what I want.

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Good question, I have no clue, I wonder if someone should start a Buy/sell group?? Good luck sweety:)

Thanks, you're so sweet for letting me know. What area should I put it in?

I don't know how much a day rate could cost but there is also the option of using hotwire or priceline to get a nice room at a very decent price; I've heard a few ladies say they use it and are happy with what they get. Indeed!

The Welcomm Inn on Michael Street offers a day rate (you need to call them) http://www.welcominns.com/ I would caution you about getting a cheap motel on Montreal Road (e.g. Ottawa Inn) or Greber Blvd. (e.g. Ritz Motel) in Gatineau as most reputable Sps would probably not visit you.

I originally thought she was a Mr. Jetz scam, but....the ones that I thought were Mr. Jetz doing them (assuming it is him) were the ones where they fit the same mold--images stolen off of the internet of pampered rich looking girls making the requisite bad girl poses in the mirror; phone number with the last digit spelled out ("eight"), also usually with a "new to the industry" tagline to lure guys in. I can't verify anything (haven't seen her myself), but going off just a hunch, she's real.....albeit not quite in the middle of the balance beam. Several ads on the same day (often back to back) plus the most flagrant use of sparkly graphics seen this side of GeoCities or MySpace all point to some....eccentricities (I think that poor spelling and incessant advertising aren't good character references...at least to me).....but someone that I think is real, nonetheless. If it is a Mr. Jetz thing, he's worked hard (especially considering that Bree's ads ran while he was in the slammer and the pampered rich chick posing in the mirror ads completely dropped off), it would appear to be the anomaly. But it does appear to almost be two girls in the ad; one is a skinnier one with long hair and one is a less skinny version with shoulder length hair. It's possible that it's the same girl but with photographs taken at different times, but I seem to remember her ads saying that she has a friend that she SP's with, so that may be the reason there. Whoever's writing the ads needs to go back to grade 1 and learn how to spell though. (puts magnifying glass, pipe and hat carefully back in detective drawer....)

Wrong section...again.

Today I had a day entirely free, one of my partners and I drove out to Pinhey's Point historic area and toured round the house and grounds, then we drove to Quyon and took the ferry across the river and wandered around Norway Bay and then the old Bristol mine site. We drove back to Ottawa and had a late lunch and then shopped for motorcycles. We met up with my other partner and all had dinner together and ate ice cream cones while watching the sun set. I spent time with the two people that I love the most today and it was easy and relaxed. I'm happy to my core, it was a good day.

My CERB Goddesses of the day are these two sexy ladies :boobies: Emma Alexandra, you are so beautiful :) Eve (ATasteOfEve)..Stunningly Sexy Mature Lady

From what I hear she is part time/casual sp so that maybe why noone is able to reach her.. She is usually around in the fall from her posts,and typically is in Oromocto and Freddy on the weekends.. Sophia would be the one to know more,as she is the lady to talk to when it comes to whos where and when in her city lol..

QUite a few actually advertise as GFE MA these days. BUT, what each girl means by GFE differs from girl to girl - which is likely why people aren't responding here. MAs, generally, do not offer more than a massage with release. When I was an MA, I did not, ever. What happens in your session is really up to the girl once you're in the room. So trying to script your session, or to talk about receiving more than the standard MA fare, is still pretty taboo. When you read the reviews of most MAs, you'll read 'now I won't go into details', or something like that. Because what goes on in there is really no ones business but the MA and that particular client. Posting expectations or desires of more in these sessions I think could cause gentleman to always expect these types of services when visiting an MA, and honestly, most of the time they will NOT get those services. Not even if she says GFE - some girls just mean GFE in attitude, or kisses on the body.

Not being as close to a (Cerb) friend as I used to be...

Interesting read. Me personally, if I was back looking for a relationship (back in my dating days), I certainly wouldn't be doing the May/December romance thing...the furthest apart in age (me being older) I was with the women I dated was 9 years apart, but most often very close in age And as for a forty something guy eying a twelve year old in the opening paragraph, that isn't about older men younger women, that is straight out a case of pedophilia, something entirely different from an older man/younger woman. And there are appropriate treatments for pedophillia.... unfortunately none of those treatments are legal But a good and interesting read RG

Fun at Barb's last night. Ariel (of course :)-- she left early but looked incredible in her street clothes; total stunner), Cherry looking hot, Mya (met her for the first time--a beauty with great abs, very athletic but only here for another ten days). My friends and I were joined by a very special guest, Sweetshay, gorgeous and bubbly. And my favourite barmaid Megan was on, ultrahot in a short, tight back dress. Love those legs.... It was pretty quiet when we arrived, but it livened up!

I love doing my nails. I don't mean professionally. I like painting my own nails. I watch those youtube tutorials on different manicures (I'm currently super in love with marbling) and then I try them out! I can't even tell you how many different colours of nail polish I have. It's outrageous. Probably more than 20.

As a side note, texting a full frontal naked pic of yourself won't do any favors either for trying to get a quick oral session because you're so muscular and in great shape. Am I supposed to be in awe of this? Or give a discount? LOL.

I propose Sweetshay as our cerb goddess of the day! She's back in Ottawa after a long absence, and she rocks, as any good goddess should. :)

It really comes down to respect, common courtesty, and a mutual understanding of what is normally to be expected during your time together and what isn't expected. Just like any type of encounter with two people there is going to be either a great chemistry or not so great. This is not something you can fake, so sometimes even with great nails and fresh smelling skin it just aint going to get you any further, but I always assure each and every client that if you treat me with dignity and respect I will assure you the same regard :)

Not receiving a cancellation fee which was promised to me for a missed appointment in Halifax back in June and finally closing my books on that one as a lost cause.

This is kind of a tough question to answer for the simple reason(s) that opinions are subjective and what SP's allow and don't allow is often related to comfort level, respect and familiarity amongst other things. In other things YMMV. This might be considered a bit of generic reply but you really should do your research and see who you are interested in. Start a conversation with her and politely inform her of your likes and see where it goes. Asking others for suggestions, although helpful, can sometimes be misleading as the services offered to one gent may vary from the next guy due to the above mentioned comfort level, etc. I realize this was probably not the answer you were hoping for as I imagine you would have preferred at least one name. All that said I honestly believe that the answer I provided you will give you the best results, in the long run anyway.

was told that I look like but then again like and so those are my favorite actresses!

As women, I think it is a natural feeling to find something about ourselves that makes us self conscious. Also, as women, it is natural to find something appealing about almost anyone. Physical attributes are not what attract me to someone. I love men and women who are fun, take life for what it is and are willing to explore what turns them on! To me, there are no physical aspects of a woman that turn me off. Women are beautiful creatures no matter what! (unless you are a bitch LOL) Find someone who appeals to you and take it from there. I think you will be pleasantly surprised!

>Honestly? Believe it or not, not all of us guys who see SPs are magazine-cover material ourselves. Crazy, isn't it? >And yet the lovely ladies of CERB see us anyway... I'm model material for round things... A model blimp. Round is a shape (And I work out every day to maintain that fine roundness :-). One of the things I enjoy about this hobby is how warm and affectionate the girls have been with me. I'm a gentleman with the ladies, and they respond with real warmth. I love it when a girl I've been with before, recognizes me and burst into a big smile.

When each of us attain perfection we will have moved on to the next dimension. Then there will be no worry of time, space or even size. So relax and just look for someone you feel comfortable with. Be assurred your size will in no way inhibit a quality lady from enjoying herself with you.

I'm pretty sure most ladies on this site will respond the same way I'm going to: as long as you're clean and respectful, size does not matter! I've been with people big and small, short and tall, and pretty much every size/race/religion/age. The only experiences I did not enjoy were with the rude/dirty people. Plus, a curvy woman is great - nothing feels better than running your hands over a nice, soft curve. Yum. I think many people feel the same way - if they didn't, I myself wouldn't be successful in this business ;)