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  1. 7 points
    I understand that you're feeling impatient and want answers to your questions, as well as some tips and strategies about how to do things. Every question you've asked about the law is answered, several times, in the Legal discussion and most are referred to extensively in other areas, as well. For the most part, the best information comes from established, long-time members of the board so pay particular attention to their posts. When it comes to things like strategies for working outcalls, transportation, etc., those are important considerations and most are also discussed on the boards, here. Frankly, the best way for you to learn how to deal with these things would be to start with a good agency. Since you've not said where you are, it will be difficult for anyone here to make a recommendation in your area. Please don't take offense at what I'm going to say, but this part of your post is likely to be considered deeply insulting, not only to many of the ladies here, but also to many of the gentlemen as well. One critical thing that you need to understand is that the best so-called "high end" paid companions defend and are protective of women who work outdoors and those who have health problems and addictions. You won't find much tolerance on this board for denigrating any SP, anywhere, because of her looks or personal habits. We do discuss safer sex all the time and while we generally advise prospective clients to seek companionship from a reputable independent or a good agency, we don't put down women who, for many serious and difficult reasons, face so many challenges that they must work in compromising conditions. Your assumption that many companions offer poor quality and/or unsafe encounters is troubling. I don't know which sex workers' blogs you have been reading, or where you get your information, but as someone who has worked as an independent for many years, both in Toronto and in Vancouver, what you describe is not my experience, anywhere. No one should have to engage in activities she deems to be unsafe. Ever. I have to say, though, that I think your problems will have to do with not knowing how to screen potential clients and not knowing how to manage the volume of requests you would receive as a "new girl." These are also reasons to begin to work with a good agency. Starting out as an independent is tempting, but it's frequently a very bad idea. Yes, you'll make less per call with an agency. But you'll also have lower expenses and you'll be working with people who do know what they're doing and how the industry works. You need that knowledge and expertise behind you and, frankly, you don't have it yet. Without it, you will inevitably get into trouble. Are you aware that this statement verges on hostility? If you truly believe these things, I have to say that you don't really understand what the misconceptions and myths about the sex trade are. Speaking for myself, I have been a paid companion for over a decade. I have never engaged in any activity that I felt was unsafe--assuming, that is, that you're referring to things that increase one's potential for exposure to STIs. I'm also old enough to be your mother. I have never considered myself to be in competition with anyone. I work hard and I make a good living. I attribute my success to accepting the realities of this profession, to identifying my particular market niche and serving it very well, and to gaining the respect of my colleagues. That last thing--the respect of colleagues--is essential. If you do decide to work as a paid companion, no one, no matter how well-meaning or close to you, will understand what your life is really like. You will need the support and care of other companions so that you can stay safe, make good decisions and get support when things go wrong. No one ever avoids having things go wrong, regardless of what they may say. But there are ways to avoid some problems that you may not even imagine exist and there are ways to manage the things that you can't avoid. In general, we don't discuss these things in public forums. You will need to gain others' support in order to have access to this information. If you're just investigating this as an option, I would recommend that you find something else or some other way to take care of your problems. The sex trade is not the right thing for most women. If you're seriously considering becoming a paid companion, my advice is to step back, take some calming breaths and clear your mind. Only a minute percentage of women enter the sex trade because it's their ideal, intended career path. Nearly everyone has had some significant problem in her life and suddenly needs to earn a lot of money fairly quickly. In other words, most don't start out in the best frame of heart and mind. You can still do it, but you need to be careful, you need to be thoughtful and you need to learn to listen. An arrogant attitude will be a liability. Over-confidence is a mask for fear that prevents addressing the things that cause fear to begin with.
  2. 6 points
    This post is intended to gently educate those who contact me and after getting rates and info say " that much just for HJ?" NO IT IS NOT THE RATE FOR HJ, my sessions are full treatments that are skilled and for the whole duration of the time spent. You are booking the whole experience, no just what happens in the last 20 min! If you come in, and only have the end on your mind, you are going to miss the point:( The point being, time and place to feel pampered, aroused and to inspire the touch sensation that one may crave whilst not having to "go all the way". Just as when you are booking a GFE encounter, you are going to experience the many different hosting activities, including companionship, attention, sensuality, her personality and entertainment. NOT what happens only in the sac! It is about the whole experience from beginning to end. I hope that this helps you to understand, as it is disheartening for me to hear" that much JUST for HJ?" As it discredits the hard work, education and skill involved with this type of service:( Perhaps if you try it, you will see it much much more than JUST a HJ;)
  3. 6 points
    I beg to differ with the hapless (hopeless) caller she references. He is not paying anything for the HJ. Yes, you read that right. No charge for the HJ. He is, however, paying for her time and attention. If he pays for an hour and chooses to only go for the HJ, that's his choice. Had he chosen additional activities during that hour the price remains the same. Personally, I believe the erstwhile fine women of CERB should tack on an extra $10 for each stupid and insensitive question/statement.
  4. 4 points
    It says alot about a persons character when they step up to the plate without needing to . Thank you to those, who after the year and a half plus since I've been here, who have given their advice, offered their assitance and instuction when I am trying to figure out how to post or tripping over my tongue or just sending their kind words you all should know your kindnesses have helped reafirm my faith in people, strengthened my self confidence, made me feel like I belong and they will always be appreciated and remembered:icon_biggrin:
  5. 4 points
    Found this video on the Internet. Wow, so powerful! Tell me if it does not inspire you and make you feel emotional ... at least those who practise yoga like Nathalie may find it gratifying. https://www.facebook.com/video/embed?video_id=140388716121847" Enjoy.
  6. 3 points
    Thru a pharmacy with a doctor's prescription Selling pharmaceuticals without a prescription is illegal On another note have you given l-argentine a try. It is not RX, helps circulation and for some people like me does the trick...and much cheaper than viagara Can buy it at GNC RG Additional Comments: Remember doctor has to also look at patient's family health history My family has a history of stroke, so viagara is contra indicated even though I have'nt had a stroke RG
  7. 3 points
    I believe that would be illegal, and we don't promote illegal things here on the board.
  8. 3 points
    Ahhhhhh, thanks NJ and congratulations to you too and our friend Phaedrus! Naughty, naughty Angela... I love the way you think! A MMF with these two sexy guys? Who could ever say no to that? It would be quite the celebration party!
  9. 3 points
    Some will say that - it's a miracle that he lost 140 lbs in 10 months. But the truth is, like you said, it was his determination! It was not only the weight loss, but he could run again! That was amazing after the doctors told him he would never walk again unassisted! This is something which will stick with me forever - Never underestimate What you can accomplish When you believe in yourself
  10. 2 points
    To Cyclo: I really hate to hijack on this thread, but I would caution the OP or any lady to heed to your advice. Although I am sure well meaning, some or actually a lot of what you are saying can be challenged. For example, I would beg to differ that the SP should NOT reveal the name of her hotel the day before, but general area of the city she is staying in, eg downtown hotel east west of the Canal. Even saying Lyon Street would be a dead give-away. I would also encourage the SP to have a working cell which if not published on her website or ad, she can give out to the client via email and if she isn't comfortable giving it out until she has a feel for him, insist on his number and a specific time she can call him or he can call her to speak to him in person, so she has a voice to go with the email. Then I would suggest she get him to call her back on that cell when he is at the hotel, then she can give him the room number. To communicate solely by email or even text (which sometime fail) without a call-back number between the two parties is a recipe for disaster and not part of a good safety screening procedure. There are many different screening methods, and I personally do not book/confirm any appointments until I have spoken to the gentleman at least 1 hour prior to the appointment and I never give out my exact location until the client confirms he is in the area. But that's me. Also, there is no need to call the money "a donation" because sex for money is not illegal in Canada and this is a business transaction and there should be no shame in discussing the business part at the beginning of the session. This is how discrepancies arise when the parties refuse to discuss the fee and sometimes the envelope ends up being short. There are ways to handle things with tact that don't have to come off as cold. And the telephone is not a public place, so unless you are standing outside beside a crowd of people discussing your business, you are afforded the right to privacy and can speak freely. By the way, in the "old days" we most did outcalls to residences and I rarely had problems with people hiding in the closet or others home. The only reason why most ladies don't do outcalls to residences now days is a lot of people don't have landlines and it's virtually impossible to verify/confirm someone to their address if all they have is a cell phone. At least that's why I don't do as many. Oh, and I don't head out after midnight or accept invitations from impaired people or go to sketchy neighbourhoods. To the OP: Anyways, I think I've said enough to make my point, that when asking advice, you need to be careful who you ask and what they tell you. Don't believe everything you hear or read. Even after more than 15 years in this industry, I am still learning.
  11. 2 points
    re: extra 10, made me lol. I did have a persistent caller at one time, always calling, never showing up even after booking and before the days of --60 to block nuisance callers. By the 3rd or 4th call asking rates, I added 20 bucks. Then the 6th call, I added another 20. Today, just for you, the rate will be $160 for that, lol. Hey I thought it was only 120. It is, but that was 5 phone calls ago and 3 no shows, even when you said you are 6 blocks away. Next time it will be 180, then 200, and so on. re: just a hj, yes, it is about more than just a hj. And this goes back to the push for time based services over service based rates. When I started it was 100 for just a hj, 150 for just a cbj, and 200 for just a FS, all of those service based rates were expected to take place under half an hour and one shot
  12. 2 points
    Hey there... I am fairly new to the business & If your looking for some sweet attention or affection ill be sure to satisfy you 100% with pleasure... I give a very good massage and I offer full nude body slides...I am super easy to talk to and have an extremely bubbly personality. Come enjoy my tight body and beautiful assets, while I make you feel relaxed, turned on and glad you came.... Feel free to check out my profile and my pictures! SCHEDULE: Monday, Feb 25 9am-9pm Tuesday, Feb 26 9am-9pm Thursday, Feb 28 9am-11pm Call 613-820-8887 to book an appointment
  13. 2 points
    I haven't learned anything yet today. However, I woke up this morning and realized that if I opened my eyes, I would learn a lot of valuable things from my day of laziness yesterday. Here's the story... I went out with a friend on Saturday night and had a fantastic time. We went out for dinner, saw a show at the NAC, went out for a few drinks... Eventually, our adventure led us to Bare Fax, a strip-club in the market of Ottawa, where dances were purchased and kisses were had by all. We stayed till close. When we arrived at my place, we had a 'living room dance party' listening to Queen, Supertramp, and The Beatles. We also listened to a little bit of Blink 182, Offspring, and Our Lady Peace (say what?). Weird, I know, but so (oh so) perfect. Suffice it to say, we went to bed at 6am. I spent most of the day sleeping and watching Nikita yesterday. I saw the e-mails pile up, the homework sitting on my desk, I saw my calendar and all the things I need to get done this week and thought "oh well, I'll do it tomorrow". Well, I woke up today and realized it's all manageable, and that one night of epic adventures and fun provided me with something my homework can't: happiness. I also learned that when I don't do my work, it's not the end of the world! Like I said, I'll just do it today.
  14. 2 points
    All I want right now is for this snow to melt so I can take my motorcycle out for a ride.
  15. 2 points
    Awesome thread, Angela! I finally learned the proper way to spell HOBBYIST. :biggrin: This had eluded me for a while now. I was about 90% sure this was how it was spelled, but people are always spelling it other ways too... so I was second guessing it sometimes. I finally thought to google it today to put it to rest. So, there it is: HOBBYIST. Get it straight, people. :vf:
  16. 2 points
    I own this exact pussy pump!! ;) hehe It is fun for sure.. but mostly as a novelty. It puffs up the whole area nicely and it also slightly heightens sensitivity temporarily because of the increased blood flow. As for a "clit enlarging system" the first thing that actually popped into my head was DATY! lol. That will always create a nice big sweet engorged love button. At least for me it does. I love my clit... It's a good decent size, and easy to find. Always comes out to say hello! :cooter: I am positive that none of these penis enlargement spam scams work. I actually talked about penis size recently on my blog. Between penis enlargement and labia reduction, I wish everyone would just love their genitals as is! :)
  17. 2 points
    Having to put up an ad I really didn't want to but felt like I was left with little choice because of special circumstances...
  18. 2 points
    Size is definitely not the most important thing. And men who are equipped like famous porn stars actually have a lot of difficulty finding partners who can accommodate them. Girth is less a problem, provided that the woman is relaxed and there`s plenty of lubrication, but length can be a serious issue. Moderately deep thrusting can collide with an ovary which is like getting kicked in the balls. There`s less variety for positions, etc. Men who are under-sized do have problems, but these guys are rare. While they may have difficulty with intercourse sometimes and may also have trouble finding the right condom that will stay on, an undersized penis can still reach orgasm with the right stimulation. The things that matter most of all are to have patience, be creative, employ a kind and gentle sense of humour and to remember that pleasure takes many forms. What works for you is what works, period. Don`t make comparisons between what others say is true for them and what feels good for you. You are the one that matters.
  19. 2 points
    Christian Bale is not Batman. Morgan Freeman is not God. Angelina Jolie is not Lara Croft. Jane Smith from Nepean is not really the sultry Alotta Fagina, although like Batman, God and Lara Croft, she is a carefully crafted role executed to the highest standards. Men get to see the persona named Alotta Fagina because that is the entity with whom she is willing to share. Jane from Nepean remains cloistered. While Alotta lounges on a chaise wearing satin, silk, and chiffon sipping champagne with impeccable makeup, Jane is at home sleeping on her couch wearing track pants and a t-shirt with paint stains. While Alotta is a capricious bon vivant, Jane worries about her cable bill, her condo fees and her mortgage payment. She hopes her car will last at least two more years. When the lines gets blurred, the role changes. Like many of you, Alotta wishes anonymity when she reverts to Jane. She may be a sister, an aunt, a daughter, a mother or perhaps a wife. She has taken risks not unlike our own; her private life is her refuge - a place not to be breached unless invitation is offered. Enjoy the company of your provider. The intimacy you share is magical. Just remember that when you are finished, you BOTH get to return to your other lives.
  20. 2 points
    There is a variety of woman. Feel free to go there and look through the photos at the desk. The ladies range in age, ethnicity, and size as the buisness is well run with gentlemen's desires and comfort in mind. I worked their for several years, (no longer employed their) but it is a clean establishment, you get the time you are paying for, no rushing. There are different ladies day and night. And they also vary daily. If you don't see someone who catches your eye, try again on another day or shift. You should have no problem finding a lady who interests you. Hope that helps.
  21. 1 point
    Disclaimer: I realize that the majority of you are paying for a sexual service and that your needs should be met within the boundaries of the escort in question. That is the service I am providing. However, that being said, I would like to call attention to what I like to refer to as "jack-hammering." This is basically extended penetrative sex and nothing else. You may be convinced that good sex requires only penetration and stamina--as well all know, women want a man who can last (I hope you can sense the sarcasm there), or perhaps it is purely selfish on your part, you do want to get your money's worth after all. So you pound your paid sex partner, over and over, squeezing in every possible available second. In which case, I am not a blow-up doll. I am not an object solely for your use. Keep in mind, I do not think it is a problem, for example, if you would like to simply pay to receive a blowjob, provided you realize the skill and time involved in administering a good blowjob. And I do not think penetrative sex itself is bad. But if you are interested in engaging in a full range of sexual behaviour, please realize that "sex" does not simply equal penetration for as long as humanly possible. After awhile it is painful, un-stimulating and rather boring. If a woman is not turned on, she doesn't create those delicious lubricating fluids that can make penetrative sex so wonderful. So take the time to pay attention to things like kissing and groping and licking and nibbling and so on. If the first thing you're going for is penetration, you have skipped so many amazing, naughty fun things to do to one another. While we are providing a very intimate service, aimed at generating your pleasure and satisfaction, we have emotions, and physical limits. So keep that in mind the next time you're with your favourite lady. Happy pooning!
  22. 1 point
    Considering the recent discussions here on CERB about fat/skinny body shaming, I wanted to share this amazing website that I came across today! "The Nu Project is a series of honest nudes of women from all over the world. The project began in 2005 and has stayed true to the original vision: no professional models, minimal makeup and no glamour. The focus of the project has been and continues to be the subjects and their personalities, spaces, insecurities and quirks." It is quite a remarkable collection of photographs of a wide variety of real women. It is a showcases and celebrates the beauty in ALL women's bodies, in their natural state. All unique and beautiful in their own way! :) www.thenuproject.com Enjoy!
  23. 1 point
    Was recommended to me. Seen her a few times now. Katy Perry lookalike for sure. Including the best parts...:boobies: Very attractive lady, maybe the best there at the moment. Athletic figure, 5'5" or so, showstopper boobies, but everything else is very nice as well. Quite chatty in the tub, had a pleasant wide ranging conversation. I'll admit right now I'm quite smitten, looks aside she's a very charismatic lady and pleasant to be with. Gave good relaxing massage. Then happy ending which was a bit early due to the effect of her fabulous boobies. No problem, I booked another hour and did it all over again. Repeat? Every day if I could.
  24. 1 point
    Petite girl, only about 5' or 5'1" at most, very pretty and nice slim figure. Smaller than she looks in her pics. Busty but not out of proportion for her size, and natural. She's kind of hit and miss for availability and is usually busy when she is there. If you have a chance to see her, do so. Very active in the tub, and gave a very good massage afterwards. Not super talkative, more physical than most though. She was a lot of fun, as fun as anyone I've had there for awhile. No problem with happy ending, she was quite happy to go for a second. She has a really nice smile. Tip=room rate or more. Don't be cheap and expect first class service! Caveat is we were in the really big room at the back and it's just too big. Tub takes too long too fill and it's not as intimate as a smaller tub. Highly recommended/ would repeat.
  25. 1 point
  26. 1 point
    I have been watching this thread progress, and would hopefully inject some insight? Thanks Berlin for making us more aware of the standing of that Law, thank goodness too! If it is merely about replying to so many inquires, a web-site may be useful for you? As this can answer so many questions all at once:) But if it is reputation, or lack of experience, or just too busy to deal and learn all of this jargon then perhaps agencies is not a bad way to go? I mean, yes INDY certainly is right for a lot of ladies, however, sometimes so is an agency! Providing you have done your research, and asked yourself what it is that you need/want or require to be successful and safe:) There is a fine line from personal assistant to Agent.... IN ADDITION: Thanks Angela:) This is what I was also trying to suggest, hahah, you have a way with words!
  27. 1 point
    A personal assistant would not be charged with living off the avails--the law was modified last year to only apply in situations of exploitation.
  28. 1 point
    If you are not always looking for FS and you are ok with a nice GFEMassage, there is always plenty of MAs that work sundays.., Unfortunately I dont ., is actually my only day off in the week.., but the places I work for are open 10-8 on Sundays...Luna (ALO SPAs) you can always find pics and information on the ladies working that day on VIPMassage Profile.. Not all girls provide the GFE MA experience but you can always ask when you make your request if the lady provides this service... :) hopes this helps
  29. 1 point
  30. 1 point
    Finger play in the ass +Lubed up ass=Effen Good!
  31. 1 point
    " Fine PAIR you 3 are...you didn't come home last night till this morning, and if you plan to stay here I suggest you get the hell out! " An actual line from an old Irish INDY movie I seen years ago. Cant remember the title, but just this line! hahahah I say it all the time now:)
  32. 1 point
    Cristy, find your reco thread and copy the link in the browser. Once you've done that, just paste it in your ad. If you want to take it a step further and add the link to a word in your ad, for example "Halifax recommendations", simply copy the link from your browser, highlight the word you want to link and then click on to add your link. Instead of seeing this in your ad http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=71133 you will see "Halifax recommendations" Hope this helps!
  33. 1 point
    Monday Hannah 10-11 aka "Hannahxo" Crystal 10-5:30 aka "Crystal" Maya 10-7 aka "MidnightMaya" Jenna 5-11 aka "Jenna69" Kelly 6:30-11 aka "Kelly2010" www.angelstouchmassage.ca NEW WEBSITE with PICS & Schedule :smile: 3 rooms, 3 sexy ladies on per shift! Private Dance shows available upon request! Click here to see NEW pics of room: http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/album.php?albumid=3340 New Sexy Pics of our Hotties http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/member.php?u=52117 Full Body Relaxation Massage Single Massage: --------30 minutes $50. --------45 minutes $60. --------60 minutes $80. Couples Massage: 1 Attendant --------30 minute $60. --------45 minute $70. --------60 minute $90. Duo/Couples Massage:2 Attendants --------30 minute regular $100. on special for $80. --------45 minute regular $120. on special for $100. --------60 minute regular $160. on special for $130. ------HST included in prices. Longer Sessions available @ Discretion of MA ------ Tips Accepted------ ATM on site------Spacious Rooms with Private Showers------ NEW LOCATION: 65 Bentley 613-274-7073 Maya Recommendations http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?ltr=M&t=63977 Crystal Recommendation http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=82862 Kelly Recommendations http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=120424 Maya Crystal Kelly Jenna Hannah
  34. 1 point
    I have been wanting to meet Peachy for a few years now and I finally set a date with this young beauty. I booked for a early morning and she had no problem accommodating me with that. Peachy has a sweet voice and she contacted me a half hour before our date and the sound of her voice got me more excited to meet her. I show up on time and she lets me in her building and finally a knock on the door and I'm in. She is gorgeous, I can't keep my eyes off of her beautiful face and sexy body. Peachy greeted me in a nice dress and I could see it hugging her cute round bum so when we embraced I went for the feel and it was great. We enter the bedroom and she invites me to get more comfortable so I do. I was staring at her beautiful brown eyes and the smile from her lips and had to go for the kiss, she gives the sweetest little kisses ever. I will try to keep the rest of my recommendation PG 13 but it is hard not to go into details and give this young lady all the credit she deserves. I will say this, I have taken 4 showers in my short stay at Peachy's place, She had the choice of calling me by 2 names my Cerb handle name or my real name but she called me the name of another guy and I have checked his name is not on the Cerb members list, she called me Jesus Christ. I might just change my handle to that name so there would be no more confusion next time I visit her(because there will be a next time for sure). I will add that Peachy as got great hands, she offered me a massage and I totally enjoyed it, it relaxed me and it also turned me on again. I got to experience the special "chair" that she has and we assumed many position on it and yes we went to the swing and that was fun as well. To finalize my recommendation I will say that her pictures don't do her justice, I wish she could have another album with more pics. Thank you Peachy for the wonderful morning we spent together. This experience gets a Top Notch Seal of approval. Thanks Peachy, until next time, XOXO NJ aka. Jesus Christ by Peachy
  35. 1 point
    I saw this video a really long time ago... It's so powerful and very inspirational. The doctors told him he would never walk without assistance again but yoga changed that... The first time I saw it I cried! The amount of determination it took is remarkable :) I don't know many people who would be able to do that, including myself.
  36. 1 point
    Bought Game of Thrones season Two on Blu Ray. Brought it home. Happy happy dog. Tail wagging. Place GoT in Blu Ray player. Blu Ray player is dead. Back to store to buy new Blu Ray player. Happy happy dog. Tail wagging. Better player than the one I had and at a really good price. Start playing GoT in new Blu Ray player. Happy happy dog. Tail wagging. Then notice the TV screen has all kinds of dark marks indicating that the innards are beginning to die. Under warranty. Tail wagging slightly. Service guy is coming in two weeks but wants the TV off the wall. Tail drooping.
  37. 1 point
    There are things like this pussy pump: I've never used one of these. I've never felt any need for enhancement. Maybe I'm missing something? I'm really happy with what what I have.
  38. 1 point
    Good Afternoon Wishing everyone a great week. Here is our weekly schedule Monday: 9-7 Vitto latin beauty tall slim and very talented 9-3 Tori Asian Thai beauty gorgeous body and great attitude 3-cl Janet Mature all natural spanish. Offers deep tissue Tuesday 9-3 Vitto 9-10 Kristie: platinum blonde fit french beauty highly recommended 3-10 Khalia: Ebony gorgeous face and body Rihanna looks Wednesday 9-3 Kristie 9-3 Jessie: Athletic blonde late 30's great looks bubbly one of the best masseuses in town 3-cl Khalia 3-cl Janet Thursday 9-6 Alexandria: Exotic blonde long curly hair fit and very sweet 9-3 Vitto 3-cl Hazel : Ebony tall long hair gorgeous face and body 3-cl Janet Friday 9-cl Jessie 9-3 Tori 3-cl Janet Saturday 9-10 Kristie 9-10 Layla 5'7 brunette long black hair very cute Sunday 10-8 Khalia 6135236006 1725 st laurent suite 219 walk ins always welcome http://www.lunamassagespa.com
  39. 1 point
    Whew. It's not really SPAM made from penisesesessessusses... although they might have interesting graphics on the can. For something completely different yet ironically related, a can of spotted dick:
  40. 1 point
    Looked new so tried it out. Good massage but not for us unfortunately
  41. 1 point
    Just remember having a " big one" is not always favourable by a ladies because it just might be too large and painful for penetration . I never had thought about it, and never will, I like my package just the way it is, "just the right size and does the job "
  42. 1 point
    We were in violation of fire and health codes. Apparently some of the materials were considered a bio hazard. I told the chief offender that his practice of wearing his intimate apparel on the "frontwards then backwards, inside out then outside in" and then repeating was not the most hygienic... but then he explained that his underwear wasn't marked Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday.... it was marked Spring, Summer, Fall....
  43. 1 point
    Throwing my back out while shoveling snow.. pretty dumb.. especially since it can interfere with hobbying... However, it does give me a chance to catch-up with CERB goings on, but none the less, it is still sucks!
  44. 1 point
    I can honestly say that the best BJ I've ever had was covered and wow oh wow, did that little thing have a great technique! Wish I knew where she was now!
  45. 1 point
    There has been a Porscha based out of Winnipeg for a number of years. If its the same SP, highly recommended. I've seen her a number of times and she is a lot of fun.
  46. 1 point
    Once your an avid member you will see the advantage of the moderation period, it stops a lot of shill (fake recommendations), it stops the spam, the cl/bp type of posts, the guys who log in just to vent or slander a lady, other non-ethical compitition (ladies and agnecies) who falsely post nasty things about the compitition to knock the compitition out.... Etc. Its a important tool and gives this website incredible value. Most important to me.... It also is to stop people who do not read the rules!
  47. 1 point
    Hi, our names are numerous. When you arrive, you will find a woman who is impeccably coiffed and meticulously made up. We will be stylishly dressed including sexy lingerie and killer heels. We will greet you with a dazzling smile and a warm embrace, make you laugh and think. Having the ability to put you at ease, we can hold a conversation & discuss a myriad topics. You will be seduced with intense passion. We will be sexy, sassy or even slutty. You will be treated like the most important man in the universe. You will be told you that you are handsome, that you are intelligent, that you are a great lover. As we say our farewells, you will be told that it was a fabulous time; the best time ever. This does not mean that anything beyond a paid arrangement should be expected. You were given what you wanted: the fantasy! Hello again, our REAL names are "Private " And we are mothers, wives, girlfriends, sisters, daughters, aunts, nieces, cousins. We clean the house, do the laundry, get PMS, don't wear make-up, walk around in sweats and bare feet. Sometimes we get stressed out, are in bad moods, cry, rage, bitch, have bad breath upon waking, drool and maybe even snore when asleep. We sweat when exerting ourselves, get dirty when we garden, are bulldogs when discussing our beliefs. And THIS is what you would get for free! So....to all you gents who think that they would like to get to know us off the clock, we are the same as your current wife, girlfriend, lover and like any other woman, we all have many flaws... just remember.....you are paying to NOT see them! And you KNEW the rules before joining the game so please don't expect to be able to change them, not should you try. Keep the fantasy intact!
  48. 1 point
    She is the real deal hot little 20 yr old with a spinner body and great service/attitude
  49. 1 point
    I am so happy beautiful Berlin is discussing this issue! I wish some of you knew this: The female body it is made for multiple orgasmic experiences thus if you care to make us come and have an eletric session with you. All you have to do is ask us: How do you prefer? Where and how can i pleasure your body, breasts, thights? How can i perform date on you, to arouse you? We are in the age of the Godess, thus most sexually confident female knows what she likes and dislikes in bed. Some of you even get mad at me when i try to give you tips on my sexual likes and dislikes. And some of you are all about been generous and sensual according to my personal sexual preferences in order to make the best of our encounter and the result it is hot sex mmmmmmmmmmmmmm! Some guy even told me it is "natural to penetrate a lady hard". I would say the word natural it is a dangerous word to use in sexuality and aesthetics. It is natural to allow gas to flow freely, should i fart on your face during sex because it is natural? No right? I prefer gentle and slow sex, but once i am more warm up i will ask for more action. I think desire and lust should lead in bed, not the strength of your male hips. I would prefer that you touch my arms, my legs and my back and my waist and my back before you touch any sexual part of my body, and please be gentle and please warm up your hands before touching us. The beauty is: Some of you already aim to please, but you are rare and you know who you are;). When you penetrate us hard without any care to increase our pleasure we just want to make you come asap, because it hurts.
  50. 1 point
    Well this certainly makes sense and I think I'll print it out. Being an SP for about 8 months you learn something new all the time. Everything you mentioned I do, and Ive only had less than a handful of no shows. I was just confused about the slowness. It kind of shook my confidence a little until it was somewhat explained to me. The thought of the negativeness was just something I was throwing out there. Thank you for taking the time and effort to create such a post. May I suggest you sticky it in the Newbie Section as it is very clear. :D
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