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have you ever booked an SP before Son? Why would you send a money transfer or any transfer to someone who you have never read any reviews on..There are so many beautiful ladies on here which prob take you years to go through all and proper reviews as well wink wink

I love the witty good morning posts, the "I am enjoying..." posts, the what are you up to posts, the join me in chat posts, etc....perhaps we should look at making the shout box a fun place and disallow any and all advertisements!?

Thanks to you.. You are such a sweetheart! Yes, sometimes it sad to read that kind of stuff.. But the funniest part is that the one who *always* have something bad to comment about everything are the one who need to look to themselve in the mirror. I have been called "fat" on this *erb by someone who is 3times my size...LOL To be honest, I dont really care as Im comfortable with my body (most of the time.. Im a woman after all! Lol) and there is a lot of men who likes me the way I am.. !! Im honest on my description and my pictures.. If Im not your type, you can keep it for yourself! No? Lol I dont even log into that board anymore.. No time for such negativity! Nobody is perfect after all! ;)

I believe both Ironman and all-in have some very good and valid points in their posts. Both Cerb and other reviews boards have their advantages and down falls. But I think what the OP was trying to say is that even though "you" are posting anonymously on a review board, people should still show a little respect and maturity and not degrade and dehumanize women/people in a disgusting hurtful way. It's just wrong. I think there is a way to communicate your (negative) experience without putting down, trashing and bashing the ladies. I think by "honest", he means comments like: - She is not the spinner type or a perfect 10 but pretty enough... - She doesn't offer the best BJ in town but it was still ok - Her rate is too expensive. She was nice but not for that price. Next! - etc. I guess a little "negativity" will prove that the reviewer is objective and honest in his review/reco.

I do have to agree that the shoutbox seems to be dominated by ads... and since I do post in the AD section, I don't really see the point of adding to the shoutbox since that isn't what it was intended for... as one member previously stated in this thread, it seems "desperate".... To the ladies who "spam" there all day: please take note of the majority of replies to this thread from gentleman; they say they look in the ads section when "shopping" for a companion... I would second the motion to disallow ads in shoutbox....otherwise having the ad section at all seems rather redundant.

To the original poster. I'm thinking he does not want to go to a MP but wants a sensual massage followed by a happy ending of choice. No monkey business, no wink wink or maybies LOL Why not just contact Winnipeg's many SP's and tell then you are only interested in a rub and tub? Here's a little list just to get you started: Shannon Soleil Angelina Develin Kaylee Kisses Zoe Zee Spinderella Homework assignment to the original poster. Contact 3 from the above list, visit them and come back to us with a full report. :)

I've noticed in ottawa they have cerb socials where cerb members both SP's and Hobbiests get together off the clock for dinner and drinks. I'd like to do one here in thunder bay:D I have friends who own restaurants so I can ask around to see if we can get an after-hours party so that we don't have to worry about "the public". A social around halloween sounds perfect so that we'll all be in costume so if anyone is shy they can hide behind their mask. I'm pretty positive everyone on the thunder bay treads have already "meet" lol. I know the ladies have no issues getting together, but I question if the gents would be interested. So plz....... Any thoughts or ideas are welcome And I hope all of you get excited for the chance to meet, greet, and maybe "eat" all of the wonderful Cerbie in our beautiful city ;) Kizzez

I think that masturbating is normal and not masturbating isn't ;) But that is just my opinion.

I had a friend -- who, at the time, was 31yrs old and had three children. Happily married, and they had a healthy sex life. However, upon her and I discussing, she told me she'd never masturbated. Then she got curious and called me to ask how. I tried my best to explain it. Of course, I created a monster lol. Truth is, sex on the whole and societal approach has changed a lot over the years. It was once regarded as "unhealthy" or "sinful" to touch yourself for pleasure. Think back to the days of "you'll go blind". Now? It's the norm - but there are those stuck in old patterns of thinking who are having a hard time coming to grips with their carnal desires. I hope for her sake she was lying! Masturbation is, in my opinion, an important part of self discovery.

Hmm what exactly is the purpose of this tread and why someone decide to put my pics there and just drop a note on my profile that he put my pictures there. I though the rules here was to ask first...Was I asked? Nope..

Truthfully, I don't really believe there are many norms in sexuality-related topics because every person is different and prefer different things on even a momentary or situational basis (there is always exceptions to every generalization, though!) I have actually answered this question before, so I will just paraphrase what I have written previously: Speaking from my own standpoint, I have fairly small breasts ("B"s) and they are very sensitive. I have always been fond of a light touch in general (kissing, caressing, licking, etc) but especially on my breasts. I had one ex-boyfriend when I was younger who bit my nipples and I almost sent him flying across the room trying to get him off me. I have found, though, that too much nipple/breast play can cause it to go from pleasurable to painful if the man is not careful, even if he is using a light touch or soft licking/kissing. I hate over-stimulation, and not just on my breasts!!! Myself, I like it best when the man plays with them for a few minutes, then goes somewhere else with his tongue/hands to give them a bit of a break, then comes back to them. It seems to really build tension and anticipation, and allows me to enjoy the sensations for a lot longer. Most likely, communication is key as with any sexual practice, and usually you can tell from her body cues anyway. I know myself, when I am into it, I am relaxed, I arch my back, I will pull his face into my breasts, etc. When it starts to hurt I will stop and move my body to try and move his mouth away from my chest. Sometimes I will pull him up to kiss me or something along those lines, or sometimes I just get quieter than usual (I'm pretty vocal).

It should be noted that the pic threads seem to be enjoying a burst of popularity at the moment; they seem to have proliferated somewhat over the last few months. It remains to be seen whether all of them will last. Threads are born and die and get resurrected all the time. I don't see any particular reason to push them off into a separate section, any more than we'd want to for the song thread or the silly game threads or anything else. It's pretty obvious from the thread titles which they are, and I don't see that it's a big deal to just not read them, for those folks who don't want to. Or to have to click through to page two or three or four of the general section to find other threads. Although, Mod, if you're reading... one thing that would be nice would be a way to increase the number of threads displayed per page in the forum index pages, kinda like you can increase the number of posts per page when viewing a thread...

Well I see there is no one here representing the other board's point of view, so I might as well be the first. Allow me to state my case. I used to be a big fan of this board, and I still use it to check schedules and the odd discussion. However, I recently have migrated over to the other board and use it as my main source of information. As a client who pays upwards of $250 an hour plus tip, I really appreciate being able to read honest reviews both good and bad. Yes there are a lot of children on that board who are keyboard warriors, but most of us are smart enough to not take them seriously. I do not condone derogatory comments, but I do support fair reviews. I think it is actually doing the SP world a disservice by having only positive recommendations. Some ladies work really hard to maintain their shape, some go above and beyond to provide amazing service, and some go to great lengths to maintain their appearance. To say that every SP is wonderful is unfair to both clients and SPs. Not every client is wonderful, and not every SP is wonderful. I have met some wonderful ladies through here, and I have also met some not so wonderful ladies through here. Even though there have been good recommendations for them, some experiences were less than stellar. I don't agree with putting them on the same level as the ones who completely went above and beyond to make the experience amazing. If everyone is wonderful, then no one is wonderful. So really I don't think it is too much to ask to be able to know exactly what I am getting. As a working class citizen, I really don't have the funds to find out by trial and error. Some of us have specific preference, and pay big bucks to get it because that is our fantasy. So yes sometimes we are looking for nice firm breasts, or a toned bum and flat stomach. If the lady's ad is giving the impression that this is the case, then it is reasonable for us to expect that. I think I have the right to know if a provider is misrepresenting her appearance, or using outdated photos. I say again, I do not agree with some of the childish postings on the other board, and I have recently been a victim of such. However, I rely on that board a lot more when doing my research. As a client, I have been using Cerb less and less because I personally don't find the recommendations as reliable. Personally, I tend to save my money for the SPs who are well recommended on that board. How can one possibly rely on recommendations when they are ALL positive? I am ready to admit that the other board is very rude and is not the best environment. But I must also say that this board is all the way on the other end of the spectrum, where really no one can say anything bad at all. Would be nice if there was a happy medium.

He wanted his account closed... his wish was easily accommodated. No need for that sort of venting here.

What about the smell of pussy on your face? ;) I'd say that's even better.

I can't add to the words already expressed, I'm pretty sure everything's been said. For the ladies, I'm sincerely sorry you have to tolerate such nonsense. But as for the "men" who make such assinine, irrelevant, ignorant, knuckle-dragging comments, well, these walking wastes of flesh are the kind of mouth breathing vermin that give men everywhere a bad name. Most likely racist, homophobic high school dropouts who think a beer gut and a limited vocabulary make them "real men." Their barely literate opinion should never been given more weight than a laugh and the only thoughts I'd encourage anyone to spare them is disgust and the sincere hope that they fail to bread. My couple of pennies.

To put it bluntly, these men who say these things still had sex that `fat pig`` , the SP with `gross acne scars`and the chick `with cellulite that looked like an orange peel``. We are NOT models and never claim to be ``perfect``. You are paying us for our time and YOU paid to be with her and did not walk away so to write about this is almost like an oxymoron. What I would say is take a look in the mirror. Are you Brad Pitt yourself. Just because you are paying, doesn`t mean you`re better or holier than thou. To the men who do appreciate us, thank-you! We certainly appreciate you!

I had noticed Stacey`s ads for a few weeks and decided to take the plunge. She is French from MTL so language was not an issue for us. She is not a spinner but she has very nice features and hard body. Small firm breasts and nice erected nipples when excited. I had booked an hour session and told her that I was looking for a slow session with lots of carresses and kisses. She did comply and it was very enjoyable. Lots of moaning on daty and multiple positions. The DT ending was to die for. I am in my mid-fifties and usually prefer ladies in a higher age bracket but she gave me faith in the new generation of providers...loll

To follow up on Emiafish's post, how come do women's clothing manufacturers assume that someone who would fit into clothing that fits me in the butt and in the bust is about 5'6" tall, with little short arms and legs? So many beautiful outfits I couldn't wear over the years because the pants were floods, the sleeves stopped 6" or so above my wrists, or the waistlines were up around my rib cage.

Women who never masturbate...Really? ................................................................. Really, she has NO idea what she is missing out on!

Well my guess. I believe the stats on masturbation are 95% of men masturbate and 89% of women masturbate What does that tell us. In filling out the questionnaire 5% of men and 11% of women lied in filling out the form...whether because of shame, embarrassment or whatever My 2 cents worth RG

My business is my hobby is my life, for better or for worse. If I have a non-work activity at all, it's women & wine.

It seems the shoutbox is being dominated by two or three groups in particular - perhaps changing the rules to "once an hour if it's an ad" or so rather than once the shout has gone off the screen might help with that.

Well I for one am happy with CERB just the way it is. Nothing wrong with having a positive escort recommendation board in a internet world full of escort review boards I like having a community where both the ladies and gentlemen are equal participants and the ladies feel safe here My fear if CERB becomes a review board, a lot of the ladies won't be here posting, and may even close their accounts. Not to mention the Mod and Town Council have a hard enough (and do a great) job of moderating this site. Do they wanted the added burden of having to police a review board Guys that want a review board, well there are already a lot out there, why the need to turn CERB into one too escapes me. And if anyone doesn't like CERB the way it is, a question, why are you here My two cents worth RG

I posted in the Warning section that she was using pics of Ewa Sonnet in her ads. Nobody seemed to believe me. Some even suggested that she WAS Ewa Sonnet...as if a Polish porn star would be escorting in Winnipeg. Oh well, I tried.

I took a trip down "Memory Lane" today and had the most fabulous massage from Janis. She truly is a master of the massage and gives one of the best massages ever. Pretty sexy girl too :lovers: Thanks Janis for a great hour and I look forward to your next visit to Ottawa.

Hello Gentlemen.. My name is Mandy! I have green eyes, long blonde hair and a killer body... I have been working in the massage industry for 5 months now... My services include sexy body slides, full body massage, reverse massage and lap dances if requested!... I am very easy to talk to and have a great personality... So why not come enjoy my beautiful behind, tight body and 36C natural breasts, you will be sure to leave with a smile :icon_razz: Feel free to check out my profile! You can find me at Paradise Spa, located in the west end of Ottawa... It is an upscale, classy and discreet spa!... Rooms include large mirrors, music, and black lights to intensify your sensual experience... In calls only please Schedule August 20th - August 25th Tuesday 3:30-9pm Thursday 3:30-11pm Friday 3:30-11pm Saturday 3:30-9pm XOOOXOOOX

Two points: My attitude toward threads that don't interest me is simply to ignore them. It's easy enough to find what's potentially interesting amidst the stuff that isn't. If members posted more recommendations, the picture threads would be less prominent.

The shout box will be what members make it to be. If one misses the chit chat and the happy nonsense we sometimes have (pastel ninjas, anyone?), by all means contribute to the shout box. Otherwise, yes, it will be only the occasional 'good morning' mixed in with tons of ads. Now on my way to posting my usual nonsense shout, in unreadable pastel :-)...

This is my first recommendation for a duo with Erin and Claire but it is being written after our second time together. This initially came about through my separate visits with these ladies and in our conversations they both expressed an admiration or simple desire to one day meet. So being the altruistic type of guy, I thought it would be a good idea to see that this took place. Anyone who has previously met either of these ladies would know they each have their own individual 'massage' experience. What enticed me to bring these ladies together is that the 'personal' experience they offer is what has kept me coming back. The sessions turned out just how i had not thought they would turn out. Cuz I didn't think about it too much. Here I was with two women that I have spent some great moments with and there was already an easy trust developed. So this is a full on "fuck yeah" for a duo with Erin and Claire. Or any duo with two ladies you like that you think would enjoy meeting each other.

It also depends on where a woman is in her hormonal cycle. When I'm at peak, my nipples are so sensitive that anything more than baby soft touches are painful but the rest of the month they are pleasurably over sensitive. I also find it depends on the play at hand. If there is a build up of intensity then the touches reflect that and complement the passion. Just ask your provider, she'll know exactly what she likes... cat

Honestly, difficult question because every woman is different. Some like them played with, some don't. Some prefer light airy touches while others prefer a pinch or a pull. Some nipples can take a lot of rough action while some can't. Some can start off wanting light touches and progress to mauling. Then there is mouth versus hands. My advice is to talk to either talk to the lady or learn her body one step at a time or preferably, a combination of both. This way you can both enjoy the play. Now if you're looking for rougher nipple play, make sure you mention this to any SP in preliminary contact. No sense wasting anyone's time if you're looking for one thing but she can only handle the opposite. Nipples are meant to be enjoyed in whatever way they work!!! *tweak*

Usually when I see a post like this, my anti-PC side comes out and I become a sarcastic prick and add a comment about what a kiss-ass the author is. Always in good fun, not to ridicule but bring balance to too much goo! Lol But this time, Curious, you hit that one out of the park! And all this sarcastic prick can do is totally agree! Having been on these other boards I can't believe the lack of class so often displayed. Now, even though I find this site a little too rosie at times, it certainly beats the outragious negativity found on the other ones! Although unacceptable, this "business", like every other, has unfortunately fallen victim to today's culturally acceptable practice of using social-media and the anonymity of hiding behind a keyboard to say the most heinous things about a "product", "service" or "company". Now I won't get into why all this is wrong in this particular "business", the author as already done a better job that I could've anyway but I will say it's an ugly path we're on. In the end though it's all about adding my voice to others in saying thank you to all the incredible ladies I've met in this "business". You've given me so much, so much of yourselves and for that I am greatly appreciative.

I would agree with the general consensus. However, I don't think it's something that can always be expected and forthcoming. Many girls are reticent about the kissing for a number of reasons, health, and it is a very personal thing that they might reserve for their boyfriends or SOs. That said I do like kissing and cuddling and tend to go back and see the girls that are receptive.

You'll also see some ladies chime in here about COF/CIM (Like me, I looooooove cof) http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=138039

All 3 are equally safe or unsafe depending on YOUR choice. If you choose to do bbfs with any of the 3= unsafe. If you choose to do cfs with any of the 3= safe or as safe as can be. We as hobbyist really don't know what an SP does in her private or professional life, as the SP doesn't know what we do in our private lives. But the fact is we are both equally dangerous to each other. Lets face it, every encounter can be like a game of russian roulette for both. All we can do is be as safe as possible.

I choose to enjoy the company of companions when I travel and typically I have a very tight window of opportunity to visit with someone on my trips so I tend to book well in advance to ensure that I get the time slot I desire. On a couple of occasions I've had circumstances change around the timing of my trip or my meetings and have had to cancel on some ladies. In all cases it was days in advance however I still offered to pay her cancellation fee if she had one. Reputation is everything for companions and clients and I would never risk mine over a few bucks. I've also cancelled related to illness but again days in advance and again offered to pay the cancellation fee. I have also been cancelled on by a few companions. Twice last minute, within an hour of the appointment. One was a no show, I was at her location and messaged her for the apt number and she went MIA. It turned out that her phone died and she didn't have her charger at her incall so she couldn't get back to me. The other time her period apparently surprised her last minute and she cancelled. In neither situation was I really out anything. Disappointed yes, but I still had my funds to book another day. I choose to give a lady two chances before I deem her a "flake" so I took the ladies at their word and did rebook with each. In both cases I did have a great time on my next visit, however with no additional compensation in terms of time or $. Only once have I actually been out anything and it was when I booked a lady who was only available to do outcall. I went ahead and arranged a hotel for the visit and checked in. 20 minutes before the date she messaged me and said she couldn't make it so there I was with a hotel room at $270 and nothing to do and despite my best efforts could not arrange another lady on short notice. That one stung a little, and to add insult to injury I later found out that she cancelled on me to see another client for a longer appt. I would never book with that SP again but in this business it's to be expected that shit will happen from time to time. I've also paid deposits to "well known" respected travelling ladies to secure my appointment and truthfully it doesn't bother me at all to do that for the right lady that I know is legit. An elite, super respected, travelling lady I know, visited St. John's (paid for flights and hotel, big bucks ) based on clients who booked her time in advance. When she arrived she had the majority of those clients cancel. She was left to hope that she manage to get enough last minute clients (difficult to conduct proper verification last minute) to make her trip break even. In my opinion that lady would have every right to expect those clients to pay a deposit in the future for another visit. By cancelling they have shown themselves as untrustworthy clients and they need to prove to that lady that they deserve to be trusted. Basically, companions share with each other info on no shows, cancellers and time wasters. Likewise, clients also share information on ladies who are flakes. Reputation is everything and why f**k around and screw yours up. A Friday morning, coffee time rambling from Chuck

As much as I try to avoid it, the pack rat tendency runs in my family. A few things I own too much/many of, or not enough of depending on the day: ;) Books Records Beer Mugs/Pint Glasses Random Star Wars stuff Concert Posters at what point do hobbies/collections become unfortunate addictions?

Not sure if you're aware but in bayshore shopping centre there is one that suppose to open soon.

Baking (and cooking) - it's almost a zen like moment to spend time in the kitchen. I prefer baking to cooking, as some combinations makes for interesting results. Reading, though i dont get to do this enough at home these days. My job requires lots of reading already, so i have piles of books to go through still. Movies; lots of good movies around, especially during film festival season. I could spend days at the theatre. Canoeing or paddling: no better feeling than to be on the water, though i havent done any this year :-(. Trying out new wines Teaching french, reviewing (or translating from english) french documents (especially those written by colleagues), as it keeps me on my toes, trying the find the meaning, the intent in the text or message as french is a language full of nuances.

i love to walk, and a big naturist at that also, enjoy the woods and hearing the birds singing, very much into that kind of thing, i like reading, hanging with my friends and family and meeting new friends also

Gardening....specifically pulling weeds, those pesky invaders must be eliminated! Reading...anything I can get my hands on but quirky fiction is my fave. Stupid hidden treasure type games or mystery on my ipad...I tend to have a few puters on the go at one time. Trolling around the country side visiting small towns...in a convertible or a motorcycle. People watching on the market...and making up stories about those who interest me. Cooking for lots of people...NOT baking! Singing....not the next Mariah but do it all the time! Cleaning...not a hobby but a compulsion.

.. that is always easier to bash on people behind a computer!... Fortunately, there is a lot of great gentlemen on here!! :)

All the ladies I see are goddesses, and I am thankful to them for looking past my physical imperfections and still are willing to see me. You ladies are all beautiful and we men should appreciate (I know I do) the companionship and intimacy you provide us. A rambling from an appreciative gentleman RG

Well there are two I have had the pleasure of meeting, and having repeat encounters with Meg For Fun Angela of Ottawa RG

I have to say, I'm always somewhat dubious about the merits of negotiation with someone who's providing a service. If I can get something off a shelf for a bit less, that's great, but services aren't like that. Really, think about it for a moment. If you haggle with someone and pay less for their services, do you honestly imagine that you're getting the same service as you'd have got if you'd paid their asking price? That they won't cut corners, or use cheaper materials, or pay less attention to detail, or spend a little less time making sure they give you the best possible service, or go the extra mile before they just think, "Stuff it, that's good enough for this guy"? This applies to all service industries, not just the one we're concerned with on this board. But given the very personal nature of the services we're engaged in here... I think it applies more here than to some others.

I do not have a tattoo yet maybe I should get this one. Go ahead and lie to me. :icon_biggrin:

shhhh, he didnt mean to say is likely what he meant....