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I'm passing this on because it worked for me today. A doctor on TV said to enjoy inner peace we should try to finish things we start - we could all use more calm in our lives. I looked around my house to find things I'd started and hadn't finished, so I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Chardonnay, a bodle of Baileys, a butle of wum, tha mainder of Valiuminum scriptins, an a box a chocletz. Yu haf no idr how fablus I feel rite now. Sned this to all who need inner piss. An telum u luvum. Mary Quismus and Happie Nu Yer.

I'm not really sure how I would know if a provider was high volume or low volume. The only sense it in which it matters is if it affects the level/quality of service I receive. If a high volume provider becomes a "clock watcher", or rushes clients out the door, doesn't have enough time between clients to put the time and attention into preparation for appointments, or is too tired to put much effort into the appointment, then it matters to me. These really aren't necessarily issues of being "high" or "low" volume ... it really relates more to how the provider approaches the business. I have a preferance for quality encounters. Porthos

Having a regular client from Ottawa that I haven't seen in ages be understanding that I am really stress about my move in two days and would rather cancel. He still offer to drop wine and cheese (some people know me too well) then offer me a ride to drop off some boxes and bins to my new location! It make my heart warm that some people care for me and like me as a person and more than only the "BJ" <3

My apologies scribbles, I didn't mean to call you out in any way, and on second reading, my post looks especially bitchy on that topic. I withdraw the comment, and wish to rewrite it this way: one of the primary pieces of evidence put forth during the hearings is that Grandma's House, a place where street-based sex workers were permitted to bring clients during the height of the Pickton emergency, was shut down by VPD as a bawdy house. Alan Young successfully argued that the enforcement of this law compromised the safety of sex workers, and that piece of evidence, perhaps more than any other (in Young's opinion) was what convinced the court of the unconstitutionality of the three laws. At any rate, I think we can all agree that decriminalization itself is a noble goal; it's the political BS that comes afterwards (let's call it "recriminalization" for lack of a better word) that's the real problem. The first is a legal issue, whereas the second is a political issue. Shame they're so closely conflated on what consenting adults are permitted to do in private.

And a lady advertising her availability as (hypothetically speaking here) 10am to 10pm Monday to Saturday doesn't mean she is seeing clients 12 hours a day 6 days a week, just that those are her hours of availability, that's all. RG

Also, let's not forget that if a provider says she's "busy" she may not actually be seeing clients, but having her own life, not in the mood, or maybe she hates you (lol).

Buying my first flights for 2014....

Happy New Years Eve peeps !!! 2014 is ohhhhh so close upon us :))))) I wish all of you Cerbies the very very very best in the new year !! From me to you !! Every year at this time of year I ponder and I reminisce and I think and I throw the odd gin and tonic in there of course... and I think about the good times and the bad too....figure out what I have learned, what I need to change and take that forward into the next year. No resolutions.....I have a plan !!! When at work wear clothes if need be.....when its playtime with the girls always play nekkid ;) Anyhooooo........I hope we all look back and say ..... "2014...WHAT a great year " Cheers Boys and Girls !!!!!!!!!!!

My heart goes out to you. I've spent more than a few Christmas' in hospital watching over an ailing parent. My mom passed away several years ago and I feel it most at this time of year. As for teeth, I've broken two in the past 12 months. They are damned expensive things to get fixed. I often wonder why dental care is not covered under universal healthcare. Hang in there Jafo, things are bound to pick up in 2014. Till then know that your virtual family here at CERB has your back.

Well, mom made it through Christmas, even tough she spent it in the hospital. (She is battling cancer for the 3rd time in her life). She is no longer able to care for herself. She has been talking about wanting to die. :icon_cry: I have health and other problems of my own. So I can not be there for my mother. (She is in Kitchener and I am in Ottawa). I broke a tooth this morning eating a bagel. I have no insurance or money to have it fixed. What else can possibly go wrong:!: :mad:

6 pages phew !!!! done. Thanks folks I have learned Allotta reading your input. That I am serious about. I have always understood the bare basics of the world I play in ....the world that has made me a much happier man.....but never taken or had the time basically to really understand things. That being said...... my input being the "deep" debater that I am..... is...... ; Sex is good, sex is fine, doggy style or 69, just for fun or getting paid, everyone likes getting laid :) Besides......

25% of my dates are booked in advance so for me the 75% are last minute booty call. I will look here on Cerb and book with who ever is of my liking and available, I have been fortunate to get good dates with Cerb ladies. I would prefer low volume ladies then high volume simply because like said before you feel like the only man in the world to her and not being rushed out for her next appointment.

Ha...Are you telling me the lady I see most actually sees other guys?? She makes me feel like I am the only guy on earth she is interested in. So...the answer for me is it isn't a factor.

Cats are always around, even when you don't see them often! Look for the sunniest spot in the house and there she'll be, soaking up the rays and watching you to see if you are going to come and give her a scratch. ;) My email is always active and answered! smiles, cat p.s. Having met SPJ, I'd for her as well! WOW, what a delicious ball of angora!!!

Gentleman with all due I firmly believe that donations play a large part in some of your decisions. There is not at all a thing wrong with that . However if I may be permitted to speak the people that wish to listen cool . Some will never agree but its my opinion some gents that seek a lower donation are ( as a rule ) disappointed and let down , perhaps even a bit cheated . My wonderful gents of this board , please do your homework, we do and if you read about and study our profile I am sure you will not be disappointed OR led on .We don't do this, A rule but Id love to have morning fun which is the best ! Get ready to make me happy .....

You could also message someone you are interested in seeing and ask if they'd be available for a certain time. I know that personally, I don't book last-minute late at night (more often then not, these individuals are intoxicated), but I have had individuals who work late contact me and explain their situation, and we've worked something out.

Re: Timing - the challenge was actually launched in 2007, at a time of considerable instability in federal politics. The prospect of a Conservative majority was quite unlikely at the time, but more importantly, there was now a wealth of solid empirical evidence showing the damaging nature of the laws that had not existed during the SCC Reference in 1990. Even Bertha Wilson said that, if they knew what they knew in 2007 back in 1990, the SCC's decision would have been very different (she won't be found being quoted as such, that's just something Alan Young told me in passing when we were in the CBC Green Room together). The internet actually played a big role in this, by showing very clearly how much safer sex work could be when conducted exclusively indoors. The idea of leaving the "status quo" in place pretty much evaporated when the full extent of Robert Pickton's murders was realized. If you disagree, then please, feel free to tell the families of the murdered girls that we should have left well enough alone. Re: Standing - it's valuable to note that a concurrent challenge in BC was underway when this all began, with the same general arguments (as well as a S.15 challenge on the basis of equality, which the Ontario Case did not argue). It was launched by the DTES with Sheri Kiselbach and SWUAV as the applicants, and represented by Katrina Pacey & PIVOT Legal. Because none of the applicants identified as active sex workers, the government challenged whether they had standing. It worked its way up through the courts, and in a lesser-known-but-still-important ruling, the SCC held (also in a 9-0 unanimous decision, in September 2012) that they indeed had public interest standing, and allowed the challenge in BC to proceed. By then, the Ontario case was already going to be heard by the SCC, so it was more of a moral victory than anything else, but the SCC's ruling will likely serve as a precedent should further legal action be taken. This makes the standing issue relatively moot; any challenge to a potential Nordic Approach law will argue that it makes screening clients difficult, which the SCC cited as one of the reasons it struck down the S.213© Communicating Law; a similar challenge, launched by sex workers, is unlikely to run into the same problems as the BC challenge because of these recent precedents. As an aside, even though the case is called "Bedford et al" because alphabetically, Terri-Jean Bedford comes first, Amy Lebovich is the only reason that private standing was granted, because Valerie Scott & TJB were retired when the challenge was launched. She's the only woman in Canada who has been recognized by the court as an active sex worker; without her, this case would fallen years behind, just as the Vancouver challenge did. Despite being the least-visible member of the three applicants, Amy is perhaps the most important sex worker in Canada; we should thank her for what she did for our cause. Re: strip clubs/swinger's clubs/etc - my point was not to examine what the courts have ruled on these sorts of clubs in the past, my point was how a law criminalizing purchase of "sexual services" will inherently be poorly defined, without an explicit discussion of what is or is not a "sexual services". Past precedent is somewhat irrelevant because those precedents were themselves based on laws that have since been struck down; R v Kouri explicitly stated that swinger's clubs were ok because they weren't bawdy houses, but now bawdy houses are legal. Does that mean swingers can legally accept money/dinner/drinks for sex, but men aren't allowed to buy a lady at a swinger's club a drink if he wants to have sex with her (assuming a Nordic Approach law is passed)? Courts don't like ambiguity, and they'll throw out a law that isn't well-defined, which means that Stephen Harper et al will be forced to explicitly tell us what is or is not considered "sex". It's a much bigger minefield for them to walk than it was for Bill Clinton and his definition of "sexual relations" and one has to wonder what impact such a law might have on the filming and distribution of pornography. It's a no-win situation for them to even start having the conversation, so they'll stay as far away from it as possible.

Another year of success and happiness has passed. With every new year, comes greater challenges and obstacles in life. I wish you courage, hope and faith to overcome all the hurdles you face. May you have a great year and a wonderful time ahead. God bless you all. Happy New Year 2014 !!!

Happy New year everyone. Hope 2014 is fabulous and that it brings everyone health and prosperity. Here's to the New Year (and to sexy Irish accents) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3wKZCyBNk_k&sns=em

My daughter just told me that her bf broke up with her after 2 yrs...I wish i could be there to give her a big hug....

I may be different from the majority. Many of the ladies I see regularly must remind me where they are located because I employ a self imposed amnesia when it comes to the hobby. Oh, I remember the details of the encounter well enough, I just forget where it happened. I suspect there is a part of my brain the equates forgetfulness with discretion. To the ladies I've been with and wonder why I'm asking where they live even if I saw them last week I say, "You are memorable, your address...not so much".

Don't think I have ever really Thought about the volume of a ladies business.... it would only matter to me if I was not able to get to see her because she us always busy. Personally I don't see a high volume of ladies but the one I do see and connect with I like go see often and the issue of not being able to see her us not usually a problem... that might be because I am a regular and she knows I want to see her. The most important issue a out volume for me for the ladies I like to see is that this is a business for them so I want their volume to be enough to meet their needs... of course this is selfish for me as I want them to continue to be here for me. I agree 100% that the main thing that impacts my wanting to see a lady is the personal connect I have with her.... like all human interaction...it is always about the Relationship.

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Gentlemen, I would like to thank you all for the wonderful gift of your companionship this year! Tomorrow is my last shift in 2013! Tuesday Dec.31st 9:00AM - 4:30PM A session with me is not about acronyms, it's about providing the experience you deserve. I can read your words and reactions to provide you a moment that fulfills all of your desires without you asking for anything. Your only responsibility in my company is to relax and let me lead you to a place of pleasure you have only imagined. I take care of my beautiful 32DD 24 34 body and it shows. It is a reflection of the beauty and sensations that await when you spend time with me. Not a Member? Be my special guest.... PM to make arrangements Call 613-523-6199 or PM.

I want to take a moment to Thank all of the wonderful clients I have had the pleasure of spending time with in 2013. Thank you for your companionship - I have truly met some amazing people! Happy New Years Everyone!! See you in 2014! Tired of boring? Look no further... I offer you the complete package. From the moment I greet you until the moment you leave I will bring you to levels you have only dreamed of. I will engage you in great conversation, pamper you and show you the true art of sensuality and seduction. Your time with me is all about you ( of course it can be a little about me :wink: ) Gorgeous Strawberry Redhead I take pride in my appearance. I am 5'6 , Tight Body, 36DD. I have milky white skin, freckled in all the right places and striking green eyes, I am told one could get lost in.. So stop settling and come have an experience you won't soon forget! I will keep you on your toes until the very last second!! I can be booked at CMJ online or by phone 613-523-6199 For a list of what I offer you can PM me or see: http://clubcmj.com/index.php/2013/03/mandy/ My Schedule for this week THURSDAY JAN 2ND 11:00AM - 8:00PM FRIDAY JAN 3RD 11:00AM - 7:00PM What Others Have said about our time together.. http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=123097&highlight=mandy Not a Member? PM me about being My VIP Guest! Mandy xOxO

Good Morning Gentlemen, I'm Sasha, a young fit and playful MA who loves to massage and can do it for hours. My sensual erotic massage will relieve your tension & leave you more than satisfied. I'm very fun, open minded and comfortable to be around so let's make this experience as enjoyable and naughty as your fantasies.. I'm petite 5'4, athletic 120 lbs, perky b34 bust, nice round booty, brunette with blond highlights, golden tan, seductive lips, hazel bedroom eyes, 100% natural beauty.. Services: Non-rushed service Full erotic body massage Reverse massage Slippery body slides reverse body slides Shower for 2 Hot tub fun Relaxing music Fresh towels & linens Duos Some fetishes ATM available on site Schedule: (Today) Tuesday: 9am-4pm Thursday: 9am-11pm Saturday: 3:30pm-9pm http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?ltr=S&t=146238 Join me for some hot steamy fun call: 613-820-8887 or 613-614-2117 Incall location only! -Sasha xxx

Congrat's on this milestone RoamingGuy.... Your contributions are an asset to this community....

Just saw one of those Viagra ads that cautions "if you have an erection lasting more than 4 hours, contact your doctor." Sorry Viagra. If I have an erection that lasts for more than 4 hours, I am calling every woman I know and getting them over to my place as quick as I can. I mean seriously. At my age, that is probably the last opportunity I'll have to have MSOG... or even a really good SOG.... or hell... even umm.... well... you get the picture. My doctor is not that good looking. She'd probably want to make my erection go away. I think there is something in the doctor's guide to sex with patients that forbids them from doing anything really fun with my penis. Whew. I need more meds.

I'll take your muscles ... dayum girl! (...and your oyster ... lmfao ;) )

eurk :( neither lol Muscles on a ladies or none

Congrats on breaking the 10,000 barrier! Your contributions to CERB are much appreciated by all. Keep them coming. Best, toine

Some indies may post that they are usually available late but to regular clients (re: that they know well) but as Kathryn mentioned, proper planning and communication MAY yield results with some independent ladies.

Tuesday Taylor 10-5 aka "Taylor Devine" Lexi 10-5 aka "Sexy Lexi" Maya 10-5 aka "MidnightMaya" Wednesday Maya 10-5 aka "MidnightMaya" We would like to thank all of our sexy ladies and awesome clients for an amazing 2013.....we wish you ALL good health & prosperity in year 2014.....we are super excited to have more amazing MA's join our already amazing team of ladies! Keep your eyes open for our expansion 1 more room opening soon for your enjoyment! All of your feedback has been dully noted :wink: Best Regards, Angie & Marc New ONLINE AD http://www.cerb.ca/classifieds/ottaw...op-ladies.html NEW Scarlett pics http://www.angelstouchmassage.ca/site/the-angels/scarletts-profile/ Recommendations http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?ltr=L&t=151979 Profile http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/member.php?u=92012 New Sexy Pics http://www.angelstouchmassage.ca/site/the-angels/ 3 rooms, up to 8 sexy ladies on daily! Private Dance shows available upon request! Click here to see NEW pics of room: http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/album.php?albumid=3340 New Sexy Pics of our Hotties http://www.angelstouchmassage.ca/site/the-angels/ Full Body Relaxation Massage Single Massage: 30 minutes $50. 45 minutes $60. 60 minutes $80. 90 minutes $120 on SPECIAL $100. Couples Massage: 1 Attendant 30 minute $60. 45 minute $70. 60 minute $90. Duo/Couples Massage:2 Attendants 30 minute regular $100. on special for $80. 45 minute regular $120. on special for $100. 60 minute regular $160. on special for $130. HST included in door fee prices. Longer Sessions available and @ Discretion of MA ...... Tips Accepted...... ATM on site......Spacious Rooms with Private Showers...... Maya's Recommendations http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?ltr=M&t=63977 Taylor's Recommendations http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=155684 ***All MA's trained by Massage Therapist! Top Massage Guaranteed! Maya

I think the agencies quite often stay open a bit later than the independent ladies tend to. Your best be may be to log in late and see if anyone's posted "available until late tonight" or something similar in the shoutbox...

Just to clarify, especially for Nikki, my comments were not meant to suggest that the harms caused by the outgoing legislation weren't worth challenging. Without contextualizing it within a greater political issue, Robert Picton was a horror of enormous proportions on its own, and I don't think anyone here, especially myself, would suggest those murders were in any way justifiable or excusable. Don't assume that I was suggesting the status quo is best. I was merely noting that many who were begging for decriminalization before are worried that the victory before the SCC will be worse that the status quo was to begin with. Let's hope it isn't. It would be a waste of the progress made for human rights.

I suspect that others have already said this (the thread is tl;dr) but IMHO, the best solution would be no new laws at all, just as things remain with abortion after Morgentaler. FYI, the abortion ruling also happened during a conservative government (Mulroney's PCs) and also upset a great deal of the PC base, but we remain (fortunately) devoid of criminal laws regarding abortion. The parallels are quite similar; for example, it's illegal to practise medicine without a license, and infanticide is illegal. These two laws already preclude the most appalling sides of undesired pregnancy (back-alley abortions and babies in dumpsters) and the existing laws against coercion/exploitation (via the procuring law) and sex trafficking can be said to do the same. I'm not entirely convinced that new laws are needed, and I suspect the greater concern is exploitation and non-adult coercion, which the existing laws already address. We can ask the lawmakers to "double-down" on these laws, perhaps by increasing the upper range of sentencing options for particularly nasty offenders (as opposed to mandatory minimums, which usually suck) and increasing enforcement money to fund better police work. Then, leave it to the municipalities to license and regulate (which may well be worse for us, but it's outside the federal jurisdiction and therefore outside the scope of the national discussion). Oh, and guys? Don't sweat the Nordic Approach (can we PLEASE stop calling it a "model"?) too much. The governments that have implemented it are leftist governments who draw much of their support from middle-class women, whereas the existing Conservative government draws much of its support from white, straight, affluent men (and a surprising number of recent immigrants). Don't think for a minute that they're going to risk criminalizing half the MPs in parliament by outlawing the purchase of sexual services. They'll come after us before they go after you - they'll lump some sort of law into the trafficking legislation (calling it "providing material support to sex trafficking" or some such BS) and do everything short of criminalizing sex work itself. Besides, what happens to strip clubs, swinger's clubs, registered agencies (in the cities that already regulate them), phone sex operators, camshows, and all those other things if the purchase of "sexual services" is made illegal? The governement has to clearly define what constitutes sexual services in order to make it illegal to purchase said services; do you think Stephen Harper wants to get up in the House and explain exactly what he's criminalizing? Hell no, he's going to avoid this issue like the plague, draft some wishy-washy laws, cram them into an omnibus bill at the end of a parliamentary session, and pass it in the middle of the night when he thinks nobody's watching. That's precisely what he's done on previous issues, and it's exactly what he'll do this time as well. Of course it'll be illogical; of course it'll be unconstitutional; of course it'll be stupid and overly broad and unprosecutable. But they'll do it anyways, because it's the easiest way to avoid an extended debate on the issue and we'll be back in court in 5-10 years once again. The cops will sigh, the public will shrug, and the hookers will scream bloody murder - and the status quo of consenting adults doing whatever the hell we please in the privacy of our own bedrooms will continue undisturbed. The cycle continues...

It was not a Christmas memory in the strictest sense, but this happened over the holidays and it was memorable. My wife and I had spent the day running around doing errands and picking up a few things that we will need for New Year's Eve. We were leaving a strip mall parking lot and were about to merge into the traffic on a main road way. While waiting for a break in the traffic to merge we were hit hard from behind! The impact was accompanied by loud bang. I looked into my rear view mirror in time to see the other driver curse and slam her hands on her steering wheel. I got out of my car carefully to inspect the damage. I was expecting broken glass, a cracked bumper and perhaps a bent rear trunk hatch. What I saw was completely unexpected. What happened afterwards was even more surprising. It was a Christmas miracle! There was no damage, not even a scratch. The other car suffered nothing as well. Well almost nothing, you could see a perfect impression of my license plate in the dirt on her bumper. I looked again, I got closer and nothing had changed. In spite of the force of the impact and despite the promise of carnage that the loud bang had foretold, the two cars were in good condition. The other driver was a pretty young blonde named Jessica. She was visibly upset, shaking and looking quite afraid. I looked directly at her and said, "This is your lucky day. We are OK, the cars are OK, and there is no need to exchange insurance." I asked her if she was alright. She said, in a shaky voice, "Sort of...I'm not hurt, but, but... It's has been a really bad year and and...." And at that point she broke down in tears. The shock of the accident, the fear of the consequences and the sudden relief that there was no harm done, hit her all at once. I did what any one would do at this point and took her into my arms and gave her a comforting hug. Then I though about what I was doing and passed this attractive young girl to my wife for some motherly hugging. Soon the three of us were hugging in the middle of the street, between our cars. We asked Jessica if she wanted to go to Tim's for a coffee, at least until she calmed down enough to drive. She politely declined saying that she had to get her dad's car back home. Once we were assured she would be OK and that she would pose no risk to herself and other motorists we helped her back into her dad's car and went our separate ways. What could have been an awful pain in the ass situation turned out to be quite sweet. Jessica left us with a shy wave and profuse thanks and we went on out way feeling like we had comforted someone who was having a bad year. What could be more Christmasy then that?

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They are members on this form. Look under the SP advertising section there is an ad for Rena. All the info you need is there. Lately they have only one girl in town at a time. However they change every 10 days. In my experience they are the easiest to book in Wpg, extremely reliable: photos are correct, modern clean locations and always great services provided. Never had a problem or disappointment. As always YMMV.

Me too! I hope other CERBies do so also.

Getting reacquainted with a family member.

Waking up snuggled from both sides by my wife and my lover and then enjoying a tasty breakfast together and the day has only just begun :D

Since we are voting, I would stuff the ballot box for Cat.

I'm not that religious, but one of the tenants that I properly follow is the charity bit. So every year, I give 2.5% of whatever I'm worth to charity. I have always split it three ways. 1/3 for local causes. Sick Kids this year 1/3 for national causes. This year it was a split between Calgary and Quebec (The town that lost 50 people in the train crash) 1/3 for international. Almost every year I give to one of the best charities I know of - Ehdi.

I think you should check out Lexy Grace or Christy Curves for this, and maybe Midnight too!! BTW I like the way you think...hehehe