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Duo etiquette rules: 1. Choose providers who either have seen each other naked or can stomach seeing each other naked. 2. Choose providers of the same species or genus. For example, do not ask if a provider will work with a chia pet, velociraptor or plank of wood as a duo partner. 3. If you have a kink about clothing, make sure that one or both of the providers do not show up in the same outfit you are wearing. One of you is going to look better and the other will cry just a little bit. 4. Establish well before the encounter who gets to be Batman, who gets to be Robin and who gets to be Alfred the butler. You can't have two Batmans. That's an international convention. 5. Establish a bacon friendly environment. Everyone loves bacon and if they don't, they can't be part of the duo. 6. If you own an iguana and it is fed through an ingenious contraption that automatically dispenses food onto an an awaiting plate, make sure that both providers see and understand. Everyone needs to know about reptile dish function. (or was that erectile dysfunction??? Maybe I heard it wrong.) 7. Gifts are nice but be equal in the distribution. You can't give a bottle of champagne to one provider and a package of lime jello to the other. 8. Nobody is allowed to fart. That's against the rules. 9. If you are playing Risk as part of the encounter, always remember to establish in Australia and secure Siam. That's a guaranteed 3 extra guys every turn. Duo chicks dig Risk. 10. Margarine should never be used as part of a fantasy. Always use premium dairy products, not corn or other vegetable based substitutes. 11. There is no 11, please proceed to 12. 12. I was kidding about 11, there is no 12. 13. Skip the clown fetish. It's weird and will freak EVERYBODY out. 14. Lube and crazy glue should never be kept in the same drawer. Trust me on that. 15. If you are new to the duo game, please don't send pictures of your penis to either partner. You'll get penis cooties and be unable to perform. ... that's what I have so far.... but then again, I am tired.

Thought we could all use a laugh today - ( at the expense of us guys, of course!) :icon_wink:

I want to eat captain crunch. I need to stick to this detox!

Finally hitting a thousand. It's the little things that make my day.

It is after great thought and consideration that I have decided that it is time to announce that I will be leaving the Massage business. I would like to thank all of you for the wonderful memories and I will never forget the kindness of you all. Thank you for teaching me so much about myself this business and how wonderful the world can be. CERB is a Great Community filled with wonderful people, and I am thankful that I have had the opportunity to experience some of that greatness. All that being said that I will be retiring from the business at the end of February, So you still have some time to live all of your Tiff Dreams ;) I'll be here at Angel's Touch all day today 10:00am-9:00pm then I'll keep you in touch for future days To reach me Call Angels at 613-274-7073 Text me at 613-277-4328 or Send me a PM here on CERB Hope to see you all soon for some Kisses Tiff XoX

Ohhhhh bacon. You are only a few days from rejoining your lover. That's right... in 9 short days I am removing the obstacle that is keeping us apart. I thought my gallbladder could see past its petty desire to control my life... but no. It stood between me and my true love. Do you see what I am doing for you bacon??? Do you see??? I am having an internal organ removed just to be reunited with you. THAT'S LOVE dammit. TRUE LOVE. I hope you have been faithful, bacon. I did not betray you. I abstained from all artificial and simulated fat free bacon products while we were apart. I know that you have been seeing others... and I am okay with that. We can be polyamorous with you seeing others. I sometimes see other foods too. But dammit you have to believe me when I tell you that I love you.

I have always prided myself as being an ass man so these are just my opinions: 1) Taylor Divine (MA) 2) Cleo Catra 3) Emily J 4) Nicolette Vaughn These are in no particular order, but as stated before are at the top of my list for the best ass!

I love Traci's contributions, always so generous and thoughtful. She's a real community builder, and it's good to recognise her for her work. A sincere thank you, midnite!

Cerb is definitely a great place for you to find the lady you're looking for. It can give both of you a chance to peruse photos and postings from the ladies on here, to see who tickles your fancy. A vast number of ladies on here see couples, whether they post it in their ads/websites or not. If you see someone you like, just send them a message and ask, there's never harm in asking! There are two beautiful ladies who come to mind who even have specific websites for couples - Charlotte Sinclair - http://escortforcouple.com/ Alexandra-Sky - http://www.ottawacouplesescort.com/ A few ladies I know purrsonally who I know both ADORE seeing couples are Kathryn Bardot - http://www.kathrynbardot.net/ Nathalie Lefebvre - http://lovely-nathalie.com/ And Gia Wren Marlowe - http://sweet-company.com/ (and speaking of large natural breasts....) Happy hunting :)

Ok, this is beginning to plumb the depths of stupidity.. The place mentioned is a fucking nail and pedicure salon.. Yes they do flexology, which means some lady crushes the living shit out of your feet for 30 minutes.. Why don't you guys go find a real sp and get yourselves safely laid? And stop posting this nonsense.. Please.. please make it stop.. :(

Wishing our very special and beautiful Claire Heavens a Happy Birthday tomorrow, and a roaring good year ahead! We love you, Claire! :) Thanks for your exhilarating presence here.

Yaaawwwn. Fox runs this story ("OMG THE HOOKERS ARE COMING!!!1!!11!!!one!!) every time there's a major sporting event anywhere in the US. It gets repetetive after a while.

I want more penises I need to stop being such a horn dog!

Saw both "American Hustle", and "The Wolf of Wall Street", over Christmas and New Years, and enjoyed them both.

Come get a relaxing massage by a hot little vixen, I'm ready too please and tease you today, let me show you xoxo About me- Sexy petite 21 year old with long red hair, sparkling green eyes! Out going, bubbly and ready to rock your world!! Providing- Flirty and dirty relaxation massage Soapy sexy showers Reverse4 massages Body slides- Duo massages(4 hands, 2girls) Hotub session9s & you'll leave happy. Schedule Today:10-9 Rates- Single Massage 30mins: $50 45mins: $60 60mins: $80 Duo Massage rates also available upon request Location-Clean, cozy, discreet westend location Please send a PM

So true, Moms certainly carry the weight of the family's needs. But fear not dad's, you are loved and needed:) We just show it in different ways.

Her name is Courtney :) I hope this helps

She's not always there, but Adora at the Playmate is gorgeous, enhanced and an absolute charm....

I hope you have a Roaring Happy Birthday Claire. You deserve it. Hope to see you again soon xoxooxo All the best :)

Happy Birthday Claire and Vitto May you both enjoy your special day RG

Happy birthday beautiful. Hope you have a great day.

Here are some of my favourites, in no particular order. Dancers Bridgette Jenny Ariel Belleoftheball Sp's (Ottawa or frequent visitors) Jazy Nikky Fox There are lots of MA's in town who are really exceptional. It would be a long list! :) Check out my recommendations for more details.

Don't be shy! If you don't ask, how will you ever know? Be straight forward about your desires and you will be surprised at how you are accepted and accommodated!

I would suggested established duo partners, as well. I have several ladies that I work with and we enjoy working together and have fun. This makes for a terrific experience for all. In my earlier years, I once had a client pick a duo partner for me who I did not know. The duo partner and I did not click and it created a bad experience for all. Now, I provide anyone interested in a duo with a list of ladies who I am happy working with and he picks one who suits his mood.

For myself I'd actually go with established duo partners. There are a lot of factors that go into making an incredible duo experience, and the interaction and chemistry between the ladies is one of those factors. If you are going to find a second lady I'd suggest seeing her individually a couple of times as well in advance of suggesting it. Otherwise, just find a lady on here that intrigues you and send her a pm or e-mail asking if she would be cool with it. Porthos

I agree with the previous comment, the exception being CMJ as they are a pvt club so you need to be a member to enter, so not sure how they are with walk ins..... That being said Angel's Touch and Paradise Spa both offer walk in appointments as long as one of the lovely ladies is free you are sure to be accommodated. A quick call ahead of time {613-274-7073 Angels Touch 613-820-8887 Paradise Spa} (even 5 min notice) will allow them to ensure that someone is available for you or will let you know when someone will be. Hope this info helps and enjoy your time in Ottawa Kisses Tiff XoX

Doing my groceries. Standing in line (with loads of other people, it's Saturday night) Someone yell Hey, Malika, is it you? I pretend not to hear a thing...but then dude say, "hey you, with the pink hair" I felt all the eyes on me. Dear random asshole, this is why, soon enough I iwll dye all of my hair brown again

Come get a relaxing massage by a hot little vixen xoxo Click the image to open in full size. About me- Sexy petite 21 year old with long red natural hair, sparkling green eyes! Out going, bubbly and ready to rock your world!! Providing- Flirty and dirty relaxation massage Soapy sexy showers Reverse massages Body slides- Duo massages(4 hands, 2girls) & you'll leave happy. Schedule TODAY:10-9 Sunday:10-9 Rates- Single Massage 30mins: $50 45mins: $60 60mins: $80 Duo Massage rates also available upon request Location-Clean, cozy, discreet westend location Contact-To book an appointment please send me a PM

Sorry that happens to you. It happens to me few times but mostly on text. Although we tell or train ourselves to be strong and ignore it, it still hurts and gets to your nerves. Some people are misserable and just wanna take it out on you. Take care ladies!

If this person is too much of a coward to even leave an email address, they're not even worth the time it took for you to post on this thread, never mind wasting any more. Actually, even if they did leave an email address, they still wouldn't be worth any time at all.

I thank a post when I agree with the thought or sentiment or if I disagree but the post has challenged me to look at an issue differently or consider another insight... and I thank a post when it raises an issue that I think needs to be explored or discussed. I have also thank posts I see someone being helpful..... i have only been active here for the last year but I have been pleasantly surprised about how supportive and caring this community can be. I nominate posts for all the same reasons I thank them just when they push the boundary a little further that what I think a thank will cover. Am I biased in my thanks and nominations...lololol... of course... those people in the community who I have connected with and have relationships with tend to attract my attention and I seek out their posts....i wonder how many great posts I miss..... Hey.. just my opinion.

There are many great members of this board and their participation and what they have to say is invaluable. I also like to give thanks for those who are thoughtful of others ( esp Tracie), those who provide such great insight in what they have to say and those whose posts invoke such wit and intelligence. There are too many people to be named in the above categories but cheers to all of you! xo

I've seen this on a few ads on BP. Am I the only one that finds this pretty despicable? Can't say I'd want to meet with a girl that openly racist.

It blows me away people have the balls to negotiate like that, seriously, if you make the appointment you've already agreed to the rate. I got mad at a friend once who was all impressed he got to see a girl for less after pretty much putting her on the spot, I told him it's bad for the city's reputation and it'll bite us in the butt, and it sure does...

Got a call from the surgeon today. I thought she was going to say that my surgery date was going to be 4 months away.... but to my surprise, she said "How does January 20th work for the gallbladder surgery?" I said, "well that is my birthday BUT... YES!!!" Sooooo... in less than a few weeks, I will be reacquainted with one of the true loves in my life. Bacon. I love you. I miss you. We'll be together soon, I promise.

I have to admit while blushing right now..I liked the picture of Genevieve Marceau in yoga pants!

Great questions btw! This is def info that just needs to be discussed Independent vs agency= Although some agencies do treat their girls properly, it has been my experience they take a massive unfair cut from the overall donation ...too much. I have never expected a tip from a client, I know when I receive them its generally because I took them in on very short notice, went over and above expectations. I would never ever never ever ever call a client, not even if he was late. I think for most s.p. they would agree THATS JUST NOT PROFESSIONAL! XOXOXO Amberx Hope ur 1st experience is one u never forget

Although I dislike when the term "best" is used as it's unattainable and very subjective. I'll add who's ass I think is worthy of a mention, bubbly, shaped well and definitely feminine. The first is a lady's by the name of Lanalee, I saw her picture in the social group assworship, the whole picture/pose is breathtaking, not to mention her amazing round bottom. Katherine from Halifax should be proud of her remarkable behind, she has a picture taken from a side view that displays a beautiful, perky, perfectly round bottom, and Georgina Sweet needs a mention. Her avatar alone displays one remarkable, toned perky bottom, not to mention her gorgeous creamy skin, be proud ladies;) As a genuine man only lover there are seldom women that turn my head but every now and then I have to make mention of a few I think are deserving of a mention. I hope they don't mind;)

Nicolette Vaughn Cat Carrie Moon Chanel Reign Dorinda Not in Ottawa, but worth mentioning: Lexy Grace (Halifax) Shortcake (Belleville) Nikki Thomasi (Toronto) - Buns of Steel - seriously folks, proof is in the squeezing! To Bianca: I have felt all the others lol. Yours I have not, but yes it looks great!

I saw some fairly negative reviews of her on the other board, but I took the plunge about a month ago. Reasonable rate for the session, good dfk, daty, reasonable bbbj, finished in mish and killed the rest of the time having a little chat session. Didn't offer me a shower after, kinda handed me a box of wetwipes and a cloth. Not outstanding, but not bad, and certainly better than other reviewers found. Maybe I just hit on a good day.. An average-to-decent incall location in Osborne South area; I assume she's still working there, shares the incall with her buddy Scarlette.. Pics on her ad are definitely her, taller, very lean build on her, A cups but nice large nips.. Like to hear if anyone else had similar results; I may go back..

If you like IP MAN, IP MAN 2 or MA movies, you'll probably like "Man of Tai Chi" too. Keanu Reeves directed and starred in this movie. It is a new movie, so you won't find it on Netflix yet. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2016940/

You're not giving a lot to go on here. There are a number of well reviewed mature providers locally. 30+ - Katherine, Lilly, Cristy, myself, Lexy and Gina Hunter. There may be others however I can't verify ages on those. Depends on what other attributes you're looking for and then who gives you that tingle. If you're looking from BP or CL, sorry can't help you there although I'm sure there are many gents who can. Good Luck!

Perhaps you're not seeing the right ladies or maybe you're overly sensitive to the natural odor of a woman. Nobody is 100% odor free but I've certainly never found ANY of the ladies I've seen to be anything but immaculate in that area. That being said, perhaps some of you guys could quit thread jacking and let the ladies answer? This wasn't a question for y'all.

When my guests arrive, I like them to REMOVE their shoes! I can't tell you how many people I've encountered who tried to do this! I find it so rude and a lack of respect for the other person's personal space. Upon their attempt, they didn't get past my front door without removing them. While we all stress the hygeine factor, take a shower before you arrive or make sure there are shower facilities there. However, one thing many people fail do upon arriving is washing their hands. There are so many germs are out there and then you are being intimate with someone and touching them. Be considerate of the lady esp when touching the nether reigons. Going to the bathroom, leaving the door open and/or not washing afterwards. If a guy doesn't do this, I take it upon myself to get a washcloth. That would definitely be a YMMV scenario. I take the time to be presentable as well as my surroundings and expect my guests to be the same. It makes for a really nice experience.

I have had the pleasure of spending plenty of verrrry memorable time with our wonderful ladies. I have yet to meet one that didn't expect payment up front ? Ever ! If the time came that I had to actually worry about that or ask them if it is OK to pay them when my boots are back on at the door ..... I shall quit.

There was no name calling, insulting, or demeaning. I stated how I would feel if someone refused to pay at the beginning. To me it would feel like a power-trip, so I would ask the man to leave; that does not mean I am calling you a power-tripper. You're not here in my bedroom. If you were, and were refusing to pay upfront, my previous statements would be personally directed at you. But rather, they are included in this thread, so any man reading the suggestion to refuse to pay up front, can read both that suggestion from a hobbiest, and also read how an SP would react if that suggestion was followed.

If a client refused to put the envelope down at the beginning of an encounter, I would ask him to leave. Someone holding money over my head for me to perform for them is not a way to make an encounter enjoyable. It would make me feel like he is playing power games. I ask my clients to put the money down before we take our clothes off. You get that out of the way, because do you want your girl worrying the whole time that you aren't going to pay her? It's something I hated at the spas too. THere it was standard to pay after, and guess what, there were a few men who enjoyed my service only to tell me after, 'OOPS, forgot my wallet! Don't worry, I'll come back'. Who wants to guess if they did? Stop comparing us to mechanics. Yeesh. If you are paying a woman to get naked for you, for her to perform intimate sexual acts for you, you give her the respect to pay her first. Do not power-trip and refuse to pay until she performs. I can't even believe someone would think this is acceptable.

The first thing to do is communicate well during the appointment. Maybe she's forgotten some of your favourite details. No problem; bring up the topic of the missing bits with a smile and a laugh, and guide her and the session on the course you had discussed. If you haven't established friendly, positive back-and-forth communication with your provider, then that's your first problem right there. Then again maybe there's some reason why, now that the moment is upon you both, she doesn't really feel comfortable following through. Again, communication during the session is key. Raise the subject in a friendly way to make sure she hasn't forgotten, and if she's not comfortable with X, work together to find another way to have fun that works for both of you. But ultimately, if all of your discussions to resolve the problem fail, then you need to remember that the contract between the client and provider is solely for time spent together in which things will probably happen, but there's never a guarantee. She's a human being, not a vending machine; your money gives you no claim over her body. So all of those details you discussed are requests, but there's never an ironclad guarantee they'll be fulfilled. If you ultimately aren't satisfied with a session, and your conversation with the provider hasn't resolved that to your satisfaction, then just don't go back. Chasing after your money with "but you didn't do X! Give me Y dollars back!" is crass and fruitless. And, last of all: don't compare sex work to other industries. The comparison is always misleading when it comes to these types of up-close human interactions. Your SP is not your mechanic.