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In the past few weeks, especially, I've noticed, there have been lots of gorgeous new sp's, MA's and dancers joining the ranks of cerb, posting albums, and getting involved in the social groups. I've enjoyed welcoming and interacting (only virtually so far) with several of them, but wanted to say thanks to them all publicly here, and particularly to the ones who've befriended me and taken the time to get in touch. I appreciate it. The list of women I want to see keeps growing (and growing....), and so does my excitement at all the beauty that surrounds us! :) So welcome again, and thanks.

Recently I have been thinking about how the amazing Ladies of CERB go about screening prospective clients. I have been around long enough now to know and respect that the SP's take screening seriously and have all developed their approach to screening that meets their individual needs. Many SP's require certain information, or references, or that initial contacts be made thought email or by phone. But when I stop and think about it these wonderful ladies really don't have much info on which to base a decision that affects their personal safety. Obviously guys lie about their name and other personal information... cell phones are a dime a dozen and references can't be a deal breaker all the time because all of us had to start with none at some point. For the last few weeks I will admit it i have trolled the various SP ad sections and then looked at some of the SP profile visitors post history. While I did not see anything strange or surprising in fact I saw a lot of posts very similar to my own post history I was struck by the fact that many of these posts (mine included) did not, for me anyway, scream wow I can't wait to meet this person. I kinda think if I was going to invite this person into my life I might need more. Lololol Anyway.... I think this might just be my long way of saying Thank You to all you wonderful ladies who make the choice to invite us into your life. I guess the fact that you do that based on very little information says something about your faith and trust in others and your ability to assess the essence of our character. For me personally I have benefited greatly because you have. THANK YOU

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Here is a few for this year: http://www.cnn.com/2014/01/30/showbiz/tv/2014-super-bowl-commercials/ post your favorite super bowl ad mine are the puppy ad and the jaguar ad http://www.cbsnews.com/media/super-bowl-commercials-2014-watch-and-vote-in-our-poll/

I know there has been polls before on CERB about this, but I recently conducted another one on my blog about my readers' preferences on pubic hair. I've had a feeling for a while now that the "bare" trend is leaving us and that hair is becoming more and more popular with both men and women. I think that in general, as a society we are going back to more "natural" beauty and aesthetic practices. The results as it stands right now are that a combined 142 people voted that they either preferred some sort of hair (ranging from a patch to fully natural) or did not have a preference, and 100 preferred fully bare. Interesting! :) (I can't link it here due to CERB rules, but it's easy to find, if you want to check it out yourself, and vote too!).

This guy should get a recommendation. Wouldn't that be funny? He has saved a lot of us many times. One small example is the Arabic massage girl who looks hot on BP and says a Must see. I was going to go until her pic showed up on his site. The guy is great...and good for all the terrific genuine MPs and SPs all of us love in Ottawa.

http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/new-brunswick/moncton-man-pleads-guilty-to-bestiality-1.2518731 They found him sane and he's sane enough to plead guilty, but no jail time proposed.

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We all have our own opinions and I really wonder if anyone in the government listens to anything a regular Canadian says, but I just sent the following to the PM. I wonder if he will even bother to reply with anything except a form letter. For those who do like to send input on any topic this is where you can contact him. http://www.pm.gc.ca/eng/contact Mr Prime Minister, I have never written before but following last nights events and your responses in Question Period today I simply have to indicate that I feel terribly concerned about the way that you and your Minister are treating our Veterans. Mr Fantino was rude and disrespectful to our Veterans by arriving an hour and a half late to their scheduled meeting, and was then rude and disrespectful to the gentlemen who served our country. Furthermore, to watch you stand in the House and support him was even more of an insult to our Veterans. For the last several years it has been one incident after another in which your government has gone out of their way to cut benefits for our Veterans, cut services for our Veterans and generally cause them to question the value that your government and you personally place on their contributions to our country. You, your Minister and your government should be ashamed of yourselves.

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Eli the orangutan picks the Seahawks. :) "SALT LAKE CITY -- A Utah ape that has correctly picked the Super Bowl winner for six straight years is predicting the Seattle Seahawks will be the next NFL champion. Erica Hansen of Hogle Zoo in Salt Lake City says Eli the ape ran into an enclosure Thursday and swiftly knocked down a papier-mache helmet bearing the Seahawks logo, signaling his pick. She says there was no hesitation. That could mean bad news for Broncos fans. The 13-year-old primate hasn't been wrong since 2006.." heheh :)

First it was the senate scandle he did not know about it yeh right and then now what he and his party is doing to our veterans who fought long and hard for peace for our country and when it comes time to vote I hope all of us wonderful canadians look back and see what our goverment are doing to our vets Thanks and god bless to our veterans

Petty, punitive politics. That what this government is all about. Someone who can't take responsibility for his own actions, but is constantly trying to shift the blame onto others, could well learn a few lessons about honour and courage from those who've risked their lives on our behalf.

Seeing a new post by Mrrnice2 and discovering he's back on CERB after a year long hiatus. Yay! Great to you back Mrrnice2.

Yes my friends, I have done it "my way"! Some may have noticed that my posts and threads are becoming minimal in nature (could be a good thing!). So as an update, the cancer continues to spread and has started to effect some nerves and cognitive stuff on a random basis. Docs tell me this is what I can expect for a while, nothing major, but all things being equal, by spring, my nerve endings will be really screwed up, memory may or may not be effected, speech may or may not be effected. They looked at me funny when I asked about my tongue! Anyway, hanging in, trying to get rid of this blasted cold provided to me by some uncaring asshole. Will continue to stay in touch while I can, hoping to be good for the next Ottawa Social, that is a focus! Will continue to drive and visit as long as I am able. Thanx, hope you all have a great weekend, play safe, play often and give the ladies lots of licks, kisses and hugs (YMMV)!!!!! Tom TheLiquor

Happy birthday! Hope you get spoiled, you deserve it!

Thanks Cristy. I am a HUGE football fan but for many years I also looked forward to the commercials as much as I looked forward to the game. The CRTC eventually stepped in to regulate what we were as Canadians allowed to watch and what we weren't so unfortunately we now have to see them via links such as the one that you posted in your original post here. I have always enjoyed the Budweiser commercials that feature the Clydesdale horses and I see that they have another one out for this year. However I try to keep my priorities straight, so it's, "Go Seahawks."

I hope this gets '0' traction. I love using Twitter and blocking our accounts will do absolutely nothing to prevent exploitation in the context of sex work. Human trafficking and consensual sex work between adults gets conflated all the time. It's so (so) frustrating. If anyone is curious about 'human trafficking' and what some folks are saying about it. I would suggest reading The Naked Anthropologist.

Happy Birthday Tiffany

Hope you have a great birthday Tiffany.

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I agree - thanks Cristy for this link. It would be great if we could watch the game with the American commercials.

Happy B Day sweetness. Hope it is filled with your favourite things.

Wishing you a very Happy Birthday and a spectacular year ahead, Tiffany! (And watch out for the Big Bad Wolf!) :)

Wishing you a Very Happy Birthday Tiff, Hugs & Kisses, Taylor xoxo

Your list and mine are probably very similar!

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No matter who scores the most points, the NFL wins!

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Denver by a small margin

http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/new-brunswick/n-b-s-relaxed-approach-to-prostitution-challenged-by-moncton-1.2516636 Moncton city councillors want to know why New Brunswick is relaxing the rules on prostitution. The province is the only one in the Maritimes where Crown prosecutors are no longer pursuing cases against prostitutes and their customers, or `Johns.' The Supreme Court of Canada struck down Canada's prostitution laws on Dec. 20 and gave the federal government one year to draft new legislation. New Brunswick's justice department says the change is a result of the Supreme Court of Canada striking down the prostitution laws in a decision released Dec. 20. In its decision, the Supreme Court delayed the effects of its ruling for a year, giving the federal government an opportunity to draft a new law. The justice departments in Nova Scotia and Prince Edward Island say they are taking advantage of the one-year grace period and still pursing prostitution changes. Coun. Charles Leger questions why New Brunswick is taking an approach that's different from the other Maritime provinces. Do you agree with New Brunswick's decision to relax enforcement of prostitution cases? Yes, this makes sense given the Supreme Court of Canada's recent ruling to strike down the existing law. No, enforcement should continues to give government time to rewrite the law VoteView Results "If other jurisdictions are all maintaining the status quo, then I wonder why New Brunswick has decided to go in a different direction," said Leger. Coun. Shawn Crossman also wants to know what's going on. "That's unacceptable in my mind," he said. "As the father of a 13-year-old daughter, I mean that is truly unacceptable, to know that our province has taken that mentality." Crossman wants to know how the province expects the police and the municipality to deal with street prostitution. In a letter earlier this week, federal Justice Minister and Attorney General Peter Mackay said the existing prostitution laws should still be enforced. "Make no mistake, doing nothing is not an option," said Mackay.

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Model Josephine Le Tutour Additional Comments:

For me personally, it's about balance between the two, actually balance in everything. There is nothing wrong with the pursuit of pleasure and in fact, some people view that as a goal to achieve. I believe we all have lessons to learn in this life and while we may not understand either our own or others, they are just as important and real. Someone that is pursuing pleasure with determined focus may in fact be learning lessons in connection, balance or fear. While someone on the flip side who holds themselves rigid from pleasure may be learning the exact same thing. For me, I need to share something from my pleasure. If someone is simply taking and not sharing enjoyment with me, that pleasure then loses it's appeal where if someone is present and sharing, it amps up all the pleasure found within the pleasures. I also need to remain spiritual within pleasure by listening to my inner voice and being true to that. If I'm not, I find the pleasure principle is removed. M belief is it boils down to individuality and what works for each individual. We are all on our own path of discovery and what works for one may not work for another. Some it's balance some excess in one or the other or perhaps none of either. I think what's unhealthy for us is ignoring the voice inside that directs us and instead following the voice of our ego which is fear driven and existing but not living.

Would recommend you make the time to do some good cardio workouts in at least 3 times per week. Min of 20 mins at your target heart rate - running for 30 mins being ideal. This will help overall with your stress mgt and mental well being. For me, it doubles at relaxation/meditation time. Of course, if you are watching any kind of porn cut that out completely. Your brain becomes desensitized over time which could be a major factor ontop of everything else. Yes, fantasizing and frapping it to escort ads counts too! Sounds like you also need to look for ways to reduce your workload while at work. Telling your mgt you are overloaded should be respected and simple enough unless your boss is a real dick. Good luck.

If you walk into a session with the expectation that achieving an erection is the only indicator of a worthwhile encounter, then you are also putting pressure on yourself -- and combined with the amount of stress you are in with your job, and the effect it has had on your physical health and level of exercise, I wouldn't be surprised if the mister isn't willing to perform. There have already been some useful suggestions made in this thread, but I'm also going to suggest that you re-evaluate what qualifies as "wasting" your money. You may want to contact a provider and explain your situation, and have the encounter focus on sensuality rather than performance. Taking away the pressure of achieving an erection may help. Also, if you're stressed about performance, prescription medication may not help. And finally, it IS possible to achieve an orgasm without an erection!

I would also suggest Nathalie as she is the only one I know of who is adamant abut keeping it natural. I usually just trim, but I have shaved in the past and I know other ladies who do the same, so i think it would be best to ask, regardless of prior photos.

I think the easiest option for you would be to stick with establishments and providers who offer the all inclusive rates. Ox That way you know exactly how much you will be spending and if you wish to tip, it will because you wanted to above and beyond rather then "tipping" for services. VIP, CMJ and upscale independents like Jessica Massage and Sensual Erin offer all inclusive rates with no hidden fees.

Yeah, this makes me angry on several levels. One because I really love dogs, and so I'm super-protective of them. But just anyone who's cruel and abusive to someone or something less powerful than they are instantly earns my deepest wrath. The charges include "corrupting morals", so I expect there will also be pictures and/or videos involved.

Just saw this and smiled....