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Another turn on this journey of chemo, puking and staying horny! So, today was a good day, doc's gave me two whole days off without chemo! YAY! A friend came in, and brought a water jug filled with French 75's! Champagne gin and orange juice to celebrate my having a full day without puking my eyeballs out of my head. It was shift change, and the young nurse with the wonderful camel toe, the big camel toe, the camel toe to end all camel toes......sorry I digress, to say bye, she is off for the next five days. She sees the water jug and asks what was in it. My friend tells her and offers her drink to taste....and their hands do this little dance. Nurse Bailey leaves and I think oh shit I am in trouble again, then Katie and I start laughing. Bailey comes back in, changed into street clothes, lulu lemon tights, and that camel toe is front and centre. We have another drink, and my smart ass friend says, Tom what are you looking at on your ipad? She knows damn well I was on cerb, and on the oral lovers page. Bailey grabs the iPad and starts scrolling down the pics and comments. She tells Katie how hot this was, rubbing her thighs up and down as she is looking at Katie's cleavage. Smiling, they pour and finish the French75's, both lean over the bed rails, give me a kiss goodbye, and walk out arm in arm!! WTF?! They could have at least closed the door and started playing with each other while I watched!! Oh well, I am sure Katie will give a lick by lick description if she comes in tomorrow, just hope I am well enough to enjoy the play by play! Hopefully out by Friday, Via1 on Saturday back to Ottawa assuming I don't puke a lung up tomorrow ! Tom The Liquor

The Senate's LCJC committee met on Thursday the 18th, but it dealt with a very different matter: not with bill C-36. There was no agenda previously published. I hope everyone did, however, see Alan Young's completely virtuoso testimony at LCJC concerning bill C-36 Wednesday afternoon. Astoundingly informative! (Entertaining, but not a very optimistic assessment.) http://senparlvu.parl.gc.ca/Guide.aspx?viewmode=4&categoryid=-1&currentdate=2014-09-17&languagecode=12298&eventid=9626 full video of 17 september http://www.cbc.ca/news/politics/confused-prostitution-bill-can-t-be-fixed-lawyer-alan-young-says-1.2769152 Print CBC summary

I am a proud and happily well adjusted 57. I joined the hobby game before it was called a hobby back in my twenties. Which means I've been hobbying longer than some providers have been alive.

Consistent with her position on C-36, Elizabeth May, leader of the Green Party, has just introduced to the House of Commons motions which would in effect get rid of the Bill as a whole: http://www.parl.gc.ca/HousePublications/Publication.aspx?Pub=NoticeOrder&Mode=1&Language=E&Parl=41&Ses=2&File=12 Anyone interested in following the progress of the Bill, can track it here: http://www.parl.gc.ca/LEGISInfo/BillDetails.aspx?Language=E&Mode=1&billId=6635303 Hamilton SIU to investigate Hamilton cop who preyed on sex workers Sept. 15/14 Ottawa Ottawa mayor candidate Darren Wood: legalize bordellos, tax sex workers Sept. 11/14

If you visit Bianca's website/FAQ page you will see that she has several links to reviews and recommendations available ;)

Further to what Malika said, I have endometriosis and struggled with heavy, prolonged bleeding. After BCP failed, and an IUD also failed... I bled for THREE MONTHS STRAIGHT!!! I bought my fair share of soft cups and worked anyway. It was no big deal. Should I have stayed home for three months with no income? Thankfully I had an ablation and it was the best decision I ever made. No. More. Period. Lol This is a normal part of life!!!

I was out and about the other day with a girlfriend of mine. She was wear a pair of black tights. They were proper tights, not see through. With a modest shirt. We were hanging out down by the lakefront in our home town. I went to the car for something and on my way back, I heard some moms chatting about camel toes. So I strained my hearing a bit to catch what they were saying. I was curious because it did not seem like standard conversation while watching kids play in a playground. I finally realized they were speaking in disgust about my friend. Calling her a slut and saying some other things like "why she needs to dress that way..." etc. I am sure the smart people here on CERB can get the gist of the conversation. I didn't even know she was sporting one because I guess I don't normally start looking at a woman's covered Vajayjay. She was wearing black and when I did look, I had to do a couple of takes because with her wearing black it was quite hard to even tell. How these ladies saw it is still shocking to me. I never said anything to my friend but I got to thinking. Women are so hard on other women. I think if you ask any man, they love the camel toe. Same with fripples as I have learned they are called here. There appears to be some unwritten rules within women that these are bad. That only slutty girls sport these when in reality most can not control when these wardrobe issues happen. I even threw out a pair of jeans that gave me a camel toe because I just naturally thought it was wrong to wear them. What are your opinions on this subject ladies? I am seriously starting to regret throwing out those jeans because they made my ass look amazing and they were comfortable, stylish and I just really liked them. Do you ladies not buy clothes, or discard clothes that give a camel toe? Is the camel toe really that bad?

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I want to mention, that when I renewed my yellow pages ad, they were very unaware of the new changes. So I filled them in on what I knew and suggested that they contact their legal reps for a consultation. I was an agency, but since this new Bill is our reality, I gone back to a solo business. They were grateful for the info I had shared with them and will be looking into what changes they also will need to make for other agencies. I was carful in my ad title, as I put the words " independent entertainer" which pleased their legal responsibilities for 3rd party advertisers.

yep i agree send the money lmao.... but i'm sure it would be money well spent she looks awesome

Have an awesome birthday, Someguy.

Belated best wishes, you ole dog you!

You've asked the same under Montreal (here http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=193421), and i'm expecting you'll get the same answers. Knowing Bianca, it certainly won't be any different wether you ask Montreal gents or Ottawa gents ;-)

I've turned the corner at 60, a little over weight, and a libido that sometimes is a little bit erratic.

No, but I think we should start a thread dedicated to the ladies of VIPOTG!

I shave every second day.. When I started I took a scissors cut everything very short. Then put shaving cream all over got a razor never looked back. No cuts no bleeding. Just smooth every where. Hence my handle shaved. And I like it too !! No Old Spice though. The ladies like it as well !!!!!!!!

I think this is one of those things like age preference, body type, looks or whatever that we have discussed before. Different strokes for different folks (pun intended). For me, it is mostly GFE but that varies as well. Each time is something a little different, even when I repeat with a favorite lady. That's part of what keeps it interesting and fresh. I don't really have any particular service that's a "must have". As the other guys have said, it's more about just being in the company of this beautiful woman and letting things develop naturally. The really great ladies have a way of knowing exactly how to proceed and lead me to where I want to go, even if I don't know where that is.

I shave most of the time, since I shave my head anyways, but I do go get parts of me waxed once in a while, but I'm exactly like the video below when I do....:)

A little late but hope you had a great birthday!

Happy birthday, Someguy!

high heels are a must! Also I would suggest short dresses, hence highlighting the beauty of long legs..

Have you checked her recommendation thread for Ottawa? http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?ltr=B&t=137117

Here is a funny, yet informative comic I came across a while back which explains female condoms very well for those who do not have experience with them. It also explains some of the pros and cons to consider. Providers aren't going to just automatically use them as the go-to safer sex method, but many will use them if specially requested. View the original here.

Happy birthday!!

That I stumbled across http://www.wikihow.com/Shave-Your-Pubic-Hair RG

Voice of experience here, when prepping for a date, never try to shave your nether world after a couple of glasses of vino. Its not pretty....

Hmmm. MN2 cheers for the wrong hockey team, the wrong CFL team, DEFINATELY the wrong NFL team but you know what..... After all that I still like him. He is a remarkable fella and Cerb is lucky to have his upbeat presence here.

Wishing you a great birthday, someguy! May the year to come be the best of your life! Best, toine

happy birthday I hope you have a great day xo

You 2 beautiful Ladies any poses you do together or individually would be amazing. I think you need me in the middle so you have the male partner present in the DUO pics. Solo pictures of each of you are going to be amazing no matter what !! As far as getting me in the mood I am already in the mood for you 2 lovelies.. I always enjoyed our times together in DUO or with you Monique... LOL :icon_smile:

Happy Happy Birthday! Have a good one!

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Happy birthday Someguy. I hope that you have a GREAT day!

Happy Birthday Someguy.... May your day be amazing....

After he testified in the 2nd reading, the abolitionists created a hate website about Chris trying to debunk and undermine his research (which again, i have to say, he didn't just slap up some polls on review sites, it was more than one person research university approved supervised study) I say 'his' for simplicity sake. And MPs also tried to undermine the research, sneering at the findings and the method. Same people will accept Farley's socalled research about clients in Scotland. Self reporting or face to face interviews, clients are obviously going to be considered to answering the questions in ways to make themselves look 'better', according to these anti sex worker types. But to me, you can't then say one study about clients (with such bad methods that people doing the interviews quit rather than be associated with it) is acceptable simply because it gives the results you want, and the other, with so many more participants, isn't OK.

This is a special girl. She's very real and super-cute. Fun and engaging conversationalist, well-educated, well-rounded and uber-smart. Superb courtesan in my opinion, and when I say this I'm comparing her to high-end courtesans I've seen in much larger cities. This will be her niche market. But because I like her doesn't mean that everyone will. Has done a really good job, I think, of representing herself on her website. Basically, if you read and like her website that's an indication. It follows then - to be sure - that she won't be for everybody. If you look for thirty minute porn-star romps with 38DDD barbie doll look-alikes, then you shouldn't waste your time nor hers. She doesn't accept appointments of less than an hour and is outcall only. Bit of an alternative look with some tattoos that shouldn't throw you off. I find them interesting but I don't think they really reflect her personality. I predict her career will end up following the same course as Jennifer Hunter's, where eventually she'll just build a group of regular cliental and stick with that. She fills a very real void on the local scene. But she's not for everyone.

Yup...

Hmmmm so to recap.... women have a period each month and if you have sex with them there is the possibility that it might impact you..... wow... i never would have guessed. OK I am making light of the topic but i am willing to bet every regular hobbiest has gas sex with a SP who was on their period... relax.... this is part of life. In regards to the health concerns.... hey if you want to perform DATY with out any protection then you should be willing to accept the risk. There have been several mentions of one week a month...and that perhaps SP'S should not work... well what about those ladies who experience longer periods or who have irregular periods.... to expect ladies to not work us unrealistic. Finally... i wonder if periods were something men had would we be having this duscussion...hmmmm Just my opinion.

Thank you guys for your input. " I believe that sometimes age can be understated and be compensated for, in my view, intelligence, experience and maturity." Personally, I try not to be too judgmental on people's age, but rather try to assess their level of maturity and them make a decision. I have been impressed many times with younger people that were mature beyond their years & not so impressed with older people that were acting like children. I understand some gents are comfortable with older ladies as they feel they can relate more to them and share life experiences. (That's exactly why I love meeting mature gents, I like learning through my and other people's experiences & enjoy stimulating conversations) This being said, sometimes we need to go out of our comfort zone. Who knows, you might find a delightful surprise.... ;)

For the first time in a very long time..... I started my "women time" just in the middle of a session. NEVER do I start mid day, is always early morn, it happen thankfully while condom was on, all covered. Now we did do daty, but he said there no sign of.... anyways...this was his first visit to any provider, and he took it with such grace and maturity. He was more then accommodating and understanding to say the least! Never was disgusted or ask for any money back, actually he says will return, hehehe Now for me, I will choose only "half service" so I am lucky whereas I do provide massage, and massage plus, I will offer oral ending till I know I am done. That is my choice at this time. But if I were the girl who bleed for 2 weeks straight, I would accept regular clients and explain is their choice.

Socials usually start at around 7 pm and keep going until there isn't anyone left (usually 11pm to midnight depending on the night).

I just wanted to jump in again to mention something, though I can't recall if anyone has already said this in earlier posts.. One thing to consider, since most of this SP's commenting on this thread are independent, is that if a woman is working for an agency, and not on her own, she does not always have the same luxury of having open communication with the client beforehand. While this may not always be the case, a few things to consider would be that, for the most part, agency SP's don't have any type of communication with their clients until their already in the door. At that point, if they do decide to explain to them that they are on their period, and allow the gentleman to decide whether to continue with the session or not, they run the risk of possibly having him become angry, for possibly paying for parking, wasting his time coming down there, possibly feeling set up, etc. It happens, so I'm not really being far-fetched by saying this, and just the thought of being in that position can intimidate a girl into just not saying anything at all. One other thing to consider with SP's working with an agency is that fact that they are not only supporting themselves with the money they make from their sessions. So if they come in to work, and try and keep and open dialogue with their clients and several of them decide to opt out of continuing with the session, they could potentially have other people losing out on calls, and possibly have others upset with them. The point I'm trying to make I suppose, is that it's not always so simple for many women as just being upfront about being on their period..many working women have many other factors, besides just "making money", to take into consideration. Posted via Mobile Device

The two things are not mutually exclusive. i think what cat was getting at was that some services are provided due to market demand, and her points (seemingly missed?) that it is FAR more successful with trust and some history with the client, makes her point bang on (to use the drum analogy). An sp can enjoy daty and yet still provide it as a required service due to being a GFE provider due to market demands, and primarily for the consideration of the client not herself. If he is successful at it, that is her personal bonus lol. But an expectation of multiple orgasms possibly a few times a day due to seeing more than a couple of clients, and all multiple daty orgasms, just really isn't going to be realistic. Having said that, the majority of sps want to provide services that they themselves do enjoy, and not provide the ones they do not. So does someone who provides bbbjs or greek truly sincerely enjoy them, all the time with every single client because she just loves it that much? Or after the 5th greek client of the day, still doing it for the pure pleasure and not also because it is a service provided on her menu and ads? It is important, very important, to remember that this is not a FWB or GF/BF relationship, it is a service provider/client relationship, and the sessions are meant to be all about you. Some guys like to spend 45 minutes in daty, and figure that means they should get a discount because it is 'all for her'./ But 'all for her' doesn't pay the bills. re: rep comment, Peachy 'we' aren't assuming sps see up to 5 clients, but being realistic, especially for those who are on a limited schedule or traveling, it is entirely possible that on at least one day or once in a while, someone somewhere is going to see 5 clients. It is simply an example. Would it be better to say 3, 2 ? it is still more than most people experience in a single day. or even several days in a row with 2 a day.

I was recently contacted by a prospective client I have been in communication with for some time. He has expressed interest in seeing me during my next Ottawa trip. After noting the undesirable idea of potentially being with an SP who engages in such unsavoury practices as mentioned on this thread (using sponges, working during one's "cycle"), and after making specific note of this thread, he said, that, as a result, he was planning on instituting a new "screening question". He wanted to know as part of screening me if I work through "my cycle". This is an excerpt...the crux of what I wish to say in my reply as I think it has great bearing beyond the singular matter of communication between two people, as this thread and its carry over to other boards has stirred anxiety and dread in many of us who do the work: Dear potential client, I will look forward to your call should you wish to schedule a play date with me... As for the subject of the CERB thread and your new screening question, I will be direct as that is the way I am. I do not work when I'm on my period and certainly would not book my Ottawa trip when I'm expecting mine. But, if you noticed my enthusiasm on the thread, it was to nominate Emily J's post, which really did some justice to the fact that many of us experience spotting at various times in our cycles.....sometimes a bit during ovulation....sometimes randomly as a result of penetration....her post did justice to the reality that women are not robots with a series of inputs and outputs which we can calibrate to the utmost convenience. Many of us would be off more than half of the month if we did not work whenever there was either menstruation or some break through spotting. And, I will be honest, your new 'screening question' will be of little use to you. You can be sure that, when asked such a question, a great many SP will feel obligated into giving you some sort of answer to the effect of "no", rather than saying the question is invasive. In turn, the answers will likely not reflect our complex realities, such as in cases where we have periods pop up unexpectedly and still need to work, or when we are not technically menstruating but may have some breakthrough bleeding. I hope I'm getting through here. It took guts for the SPs who participated on the CERB thread to share about their bodies....to push the conversation deeper for the benefit of all. I hope that you have found my response on this matter to be sufficient to your screening process. Once you call, should you choose to call, I will be better able to finish mine. Cheers, Anna If we want to keep CERB a place that resists stigmatizing SPs, I suggest that our personal contributions to sensitive yet important topics like this be valued and noted for what they are; an opportunity for men...for our clients to get a better sense of how we actually experience our bodies. I do appreciate the candour shared here by service providers and plenty of willingness on the part of hobbyists who have contributed to the thread to evolve their thinking and assumptions and to encourage others to do so too. In the Spirit of continuing dialogue in a thoughtful, respectful direction.

I have never seen a ghost but have had many strong experiences that brought me to other stages of consciousness or dimensions, I would say. And without trying to trigger them. Needless to say, I was not under the influence of drugs or medications each time this happened. I do not wish to describe these experiences though because I don't think people would believe me. Anything is possible, we live in an infinite universe, so what do we really know...