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Not a chance in .....Heaven, That I am gone ;-) Just Sneaky ;-) Always best to text me as I am not as active online as I would like to be. Thankya! Still Roarin' XO

Another turn on this journey of chemo, puking and staying horny! So, today was a good day, doc's gave me two whole days off without chemo! YAY! A friend came in, and brought a water jug filled with French 75's! Champagne gin and orange juice to celebrate my having a full day without puking my eyeballs out of my head. It was shift change, and the young nurse with the wonderful camel toe, the big camel toe, the camel toe to end all camel toes......sorry I digress, to say bye, she is off for the next five days. She sees the water jug and asks what was in it. My friend tells her and offers her drink to taste....and their hands do this little dance. Nurse Bailey leaves and I think oh shit I am in trouble again, then Katie and I start laughing. Bailey comes back in, changed into street clothes, lulu lemon tights, and that camel toe is front and centre. We have another drink, and my smart ass friend says, Tom what are you looking at on your ipad? She knows damn well I was on cerb, and on the oral lovers page. Bailey grabs the iPad and starts scrolling down the pics and comments. She tells Katie how hot this was, rubbing her thighs up and down as she is looking at Katie's cleavage. Smiling, they pour and finish the French75's, both lean over the bed rails, give me a kiss goodbye, and walk out arm in arm!! WTF?! They could have at least closed the door and started playing with each other while I watched!! Oh well, I am sure Katie will give a lick by lick description if she comes in tomorrow, just hope I am well enough to enjoy the play by play! Hopefully out by Friday, Via1 on Saturday back to Ottawa assuming I don't puke a lung up tomorrow ! Tom The Liquor

Maybe we should call our group the "MPC" as in " MacKay's Perverts Club" See y'all tonight! Alg

Hey boys i took the plunge already very great massage rmt style takes her time and does a fantastic job. Tonnes of teasing and a great finish

:P yay social tonight!!! See y'all there ;)

Hi All. I'm sending thoughts from afar to everyone that is getting to the social this evening. I know that it will be a good time. Let's see - virtual drink to all the ladies and I'm sure that Lee and mistert will give out non-virtual hugs and kisses for me. Have fun!!! MN2

as stated well worth the wait...yes, she only e-mails..alot of fun!

Welcome to the pervert club. Well shaken peters are free tomorrow!

I just read an article from our Gov't that basically calls me an abhorrent pervert that takes advantage of you girls. So anyhoooooooooo. See you peeps at the social tomorrow. We'll do drinks :) ;)

Oh, I wasn't wearing it for very long. That's how good the drinks were!

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Hello everyone!! Seems like ages since i last started a social thread, but here we are - time flies! It's this time of the year where, you know, we get to gather for a great meeting of the minds in Ottawa! So, for all those who have been, you know these events! For those who haven't been, its a great way to make introductions with like minded people (no, no hanky-panky lol). So, without further ado, set your calendar for September 18th, 2014. More details will follow on this thread.

Hello everyone! I'm new to Cerb and I just wanted to make my first post and say hello :) My name is Audrey and I'm an SP located in Montreal who also travels to Ottawa occasionally. I'll be adding more pictures of myself, making posts, hanging out in the chat room and trying to get the full Cerb experience (I hear wonderful things about this site). Don't be shy, come say hi :)

I can now speak to this subject with some experience. Strictly on the subject of my pleasure, oh wow! Just like back in the good old days. From the standpoint of her pleasure, she seemed to have enjoyed it, too, but my guess is she would have found the external condom to be better. As far as DATY, the way it was "installed", that would have been quite possible. The downside was that there was a lot of checking to make sure everything was where it was supposed to be. As I care a lot about my partner in any episode I just accepted that as part of an exciting event. But I can see where some would find that part off-putting. Would I use them again? Absolutely. Would I swear off external condoms? Not a chance. I find the female condom to be another interesting item in the toy box.

I have a hobby ticket for sale as a member is unable to make it. PM if interested.

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I like RG because he is a true gentleman!

Can't go wrong with Jazy either way!

I'd say for myself 1, and 2. Based from the age thread, it seems that I'm one of the younger male members here, and I want to explore and try out different things. I like that this industry has given me an avenue to do so. I'm very happy with life, have a circle of friends that I can rely on, so the need for companionship in the emotional level isn't as important for me. It doesn't mean I go in with the attitude that the entire session will consist of some sort of sexual activity; firstly, as much as I'd like to imagine, I don't have the endurance, and second, I think letting things play out is better then forcing them. And perhaps most importantly, I rather not get too close to anyone I meet here. I'm obviously physically attracted to the women I see, but one fear I've had with this is feeling some sort of emotional attraction and not being able to do anything about it. I saw an escort who I felt a little too comfortable with, that I liked a little too much. I stopped seeing her as soon as I realized what I was feeling. In short, I am not looking for a dream woman.

You cannot switch from back to front without washing. Those pesky bacteria spread easily and can be very challenging to remove. Too bad!!!

I speak only for myself . I protect my health at all cost . Just because an activity feels good it may not be good for my health . Does this activity feel good ? Yes! However even freshly showered there is bacteria lingering and just waiting to attack . Where will it attack? My vagina. No matter how fresh and clean I am no one is venturing to my anal area unless he wants to kiss it good by. We all make decisions based on risk verses pleasure and this is a line I don't cross . My body truly is a temple and I don't mess with science . Plain and simple anal bacteria that spreads to my vagina can cause nasty consequences . All is fun and I am open to most play ideas until the doctor says tisk , tisk , what is going on here . I suggest we all do a little research and decide what is best and appropriate for our life . It is our life and in this incarnation it's one per physical body .

I was there at lunch time and finally had a chance to meet Cute0aza0Button. She is more beautiful and sexier then her pictures. We had a quick chat and had her dance a couple of dances for me. Very sexy and erotic. Very beautiful body :)

Well, I am going to be 55 next month and without bragging too much, look like I'm late 30's or early 40's, especially the physique. However, the aches and pains of arthritis, tendinitis, muscle strain etc remind me daily that I am indeed much older than 40. :grin:

thats not right...sorry that happened to you...

If that's an invitation, then I have some shopping to do.

I would definitely join you both and I'll wear the shirt you both like to rip off.

I think you guys would make any photo shoot fun and sexy, no matter the outfit or the pose....but you must include some under your disco ball lol :-)

Some days 15......some days 25......most days ageless lol Peace MG

Happy Birthday Someguy!! I hope you had a blast.....

happy birthday hope Someguy u had a good one

You've asked the same under Montreal (here http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=193421), and i'm expecting you'll get the same answers. Knowing Bianca, it certainly won't be any different wether you ask Montreal gents or Ottawa gents ;-)

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Bree #1: blonde Barbie, touring lady? Pics seem legit. Bree #2: Longtime bp advertiser associated with MrJetz.

Mine just falls out on its own. I use a vacuum for the removal part. :cry:

Amy, Sugar Kane or Madison are all fabulous local ladies. Well worth the visit. Have fun and treat these ladies like the treasures they are.

I think i would like to see posses that most show what you both love doing together. In and out of your sexiest out fits!!! emmm I can't wait.

I just had a quick preview at my new pictures from my photoshoot yesterday... Can you say awesome and awesome again?! I'm a very happy camper at the moment! :biggrin:

I'd also like to recommend Samantha.

Hello LON, may I suggest you consider asking Ms. Samantha? http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/member.php?u=30486 Take care, toine

I may be totally wrong but I believe some do it this way so it feels more professional vs. handing over a wad of cash. Personally, I like the envelope system when dealing with clients I already know because we have built a certain level of trust. Not as comfortable with new people because I don't have much of a clue what they're like. I'm not the type to start counting out cash in front of them but I am able to get a pretty accurate idea of what's there if I see the bills. Ideally, I don't like having it handed to me. I prefer to have it placed on either my kitchen table or nightstand. Then again, I just moved into a new place so I'll have to choose somewhere else. (I haven't entertained here yet as I'm still getting settled in.) For outcalls, my preference is the bathroom counter because the first thing I usually do is stop there to freshen up and make sure I look alright. The majority of my outcall clients are from out of town so having my donation left on the bathroom counter also allows me to count it discreetly. But that's just the way I'm most comfortable. My preference is right for me but most assuredly isn't right for everyone. We all have our preferences and one isn't better than the other, just different.

I havent answered this thread in a while so bear with me with the multiple quotes ;) doing a bit at a time like my previous answers...:) I dont mind just cash with reg clients but prefer an envelop or card...just shows me the client knows the etiquette...but really no biggie... Never get tired of compliments...ever :) Absolutely not...love seeing repeat client....means we had a great connection :) and a wonderful time together! Additional Comments: Cerb is the place to break the ice...lots of ladies to choose from. Take a look at profile and engage in a converstaion with the lady that would pick your interest...then take the plunge. Being nervous is just normal...so are we when we meet new clients ;) but be reassured...most ladies here will know how to make you feel at ease! BJ

Like most small independent business people I would assume, perhaps incorrectly, that most SP's don't have health or dental insurance and when you can't work there is no income. How do you manage this?

I've never been in a MMF, but can see myself doing it as a special treat to a ladyfriend. I wouldn't really be interacting with the other guy, though, just looking to give her the time of her life!

I Absolutely LOVE Shoes!!! All of them, Boots, heels, sandles, sneakers. Well except crocks :p

RG, I think what i was getting at is that everyone partaking in this hobby should be getting checked for everybodies safety. Call me crazy but I think it is just the responsible thing to do. Maybe I am wrong here, but I know I do just in case something aweful happens, I dont want to be sharing the unwanted. Sorry if this offended you in anyway however it is my point which I feel I am entitled to.

Speaking of Sunshine Girls....has anyone seen Sophia lately? Has she moved to another club or taken up another profession? Hopefully not :(

Sign posted in the window says licence loss from Sept 7 to Sept 14 - drunkeness on premises.

Common adult industry sex terms, abbreviations, codes, codewords, terminology, acronyms, lingo, and glossary. What does this mean, what is the definition of, as defined in the dictionary, and what do the letters stand for: AAMP = Apartment Asian Massage Parlor. Based in a residential apartment instead of a commercial storefront. ABC = american born chinese ABJ = american born japanese Agency = a company that manages calls, bookings, and advertising for a group of escorts. AMP = Asian Massage Parlor analingus = licking anus Asian = analingus Asian Cowgirl = girl on top, squatting ASP = Adult Service Provider, or alt.sex.prostitution newsgroup ATF = all time favorite ATM = ass to mouth = penis, toy, finger goes from ass to mouth. attempts = trying to orgasm Aunt Flo = menstruation, period B&S = bait and switch = person who shows up is a different one than advertised babyback = petite, young, attractive Asian balloons = breast implants BB = bareback = without condom BJ = blowjob = oral sex = fellatio BBBJ = bare back blow job = BJ without condom BBBJTC = bare back blow job to completion (in mouth) BBBJTCIM = bare back blow job to completion in mouth BBBJTCNQNS = bare back blow job to completion, no quit, no spit BBBJTCWS = bare back blow job to completion with swallow BBBJWF = bare back blow job with facial BBFS = bare back sex BBW = big beautiful woman BCD = behind closed doors BDSM = bondage, discipline, sado-masochism. BF = boy friend BFE = boy friend experience birdwatching = BBBJTCWS BLS = ball licking and sucking Blue Jay = blow job blue pill = Viagra BSB = bus stop babe butter face = everything looks good, but her face BTW = by the way cash and dash = ROB who takes your money and runs CBJ = covered blow job = BJ with condom CC Rider = full service provider costing $200 or less CD = cross dresser CDS = covered doggy style CFS = covered full service = Sex with condom CG = cowgirl = girl on top facing you CH = Crazy Horse, SF Strip Club CIM = cum in mouth CL = craigslist.org CMD = carpet matches drapes, typically a natural blonde CMT = Certified Massage Therapist. A professional masseuse. Cowgirl = CG = girl on top facing you cover = condom cruising = driving around, looking for streetwalkers cups of coffee = releases = orgasms DATO = dining at the o = analingus DATY = dining at the y = cunnilingus DDP = double digit penetration, kitty and anus Dodge = streetwalker stroll: Mission Blvd, between A St and 14th St, in Hayward, CA Doggie = man behind girl, girl on hands and knees donation = payment Doubles = A threesome with two girls and you DDE = doesn't do extras (PS only) DDG = drop dead gorgeous DFK = deep french kissing, open mouth with tongue DIY = do it yourself (masturbation) DP = double penetration, two guys on one girl DT = deep throat, entire length of penis taken in mouth ECR = el camino real EOM = end of message. No text in message body. escort = a temporary companion for hire facial = cumming on partner's face FBSM = full body sensual massage fire and ice = a blowjob switching between hot tea and ice FIV = finger in vagina FKK = Frei K?rper Kultur. German brothel / nudist club. FOB = fresh off the boat. Asian immigrant recently arrived in the US. FOV = finger outside vagina French = BJ French Kiss = Kissing with tongue insertion FS = full service = BJ + Sex Get Brain = blow job Get Comfortable = get completely naked GFE = girlfriend experience. Typically BBBJ, CFS, DFK, DATY, and MSOG GG = Golden Gypsy. defunct, famous Berkeley massage parlor GND = girl next door Greek = anal sex, back door GS = golden shower = urination play GSM = g-spot massage happy ending = A handjob (usually) or blowjob after your massage hardwood floors = clean shaven kitty Hat = condom HDH = high dollar hottie HJ = hand job = a manual / hand release HH = half hour HM = high mileage HME = honeymoon experience, lapdog heaven HWP = height and weight proportionate hooker = prostitute IMHO = in my humble opinion interpreter = condom Italian = penis rubbing between butt cheeks ISO = in search of kitty = vagina Lapdog = person who worships providers to excess. LDL = low dollar looker (opposite of HDH) LE = ellie = law enforcement LK = light kissing, closed mouth LOS = land of smiles = Thailand mamasan = female manager of a massage parlor MBOT = Mitchell Brothers O'Farrell Theatre, SF Strip Club MBR = multiple bell ringing = MSOG MILF = mom I'd like to f-ck Mish = missionary position, or the SF Mission District Missionary = man on top, girl on back mohawk = thin rectangular strip of pubic hair MP = massage parlor MP = multiple pops = multiple releases MSC = Market Street Cinema, SF Strip Club MSOG = multiple shots on goal = multiple releases NCT = New Century Theatre, SF Strip Club non-pro = not a professional provider NP = no problem NSA = no strings attached OWO = oral without condom OWOTC = oral without condom to completion papasan = male manager of a massage parlor party hat = condom PIV = penis in vagina PL = Pathetic Loser PO = phone operator (for making appointments) PS = private show (Dance) PSE = Porn Star Experience PV = private viewing (Dance) RA = relaxation assistant raincoat = condom RB = myredbook.com rimming = analingus RMP = Russian Massage Parlor ROB = Rip Off Bitch Reverse cowgirl = RCG = girl on top facing away Reverse massage = you massage her Roman shower = vomit play RPG = role playing games Russian = penis rubbing between breasts = Pearl Necklace = titty fuck SC = Strip Club self-service = you masturbate SF = San Francisco shill = an insider posing as a satisfied customer SO = significant other SOG = shot on goal = one release SOMF = sat on my face south of the border = gential region southern france = BBBJ SP = Service Provider SPA = streetwalker stroll: San Pablo Avenue in Oakland, CA spanish = ATM = ass to mouth spinner = very petite, thin girl STD = sexually transmitted disease stroll = path frequented by street walkers SW = street walker TAMP = Therapeutic Asian Massage Parlor teabag = man squats and dips balls in partner's mouth TG = transgender TGTBT = too good to be true Tina = crystal meth TJ = Tijuana TL = Tenderloin district, San Francisco. between Van Ness Ave, Post St, Taylor St, and Golden Gate Ave TLD = topless lap dance tossing salad = analingus Troll = rude and hideous PL Trolling = Posting thinly disguised ads in a discussion forum TOFTT = Take one for the team. In reference to a new, non-reviewed provider. TS = transexual TUMA = tongue up my ass TV = transvestite UTF = Untranslated French = BBBJ UTR = under the radar WTF = What the fuck? (I'm rather surprised by this) XOXO = Kisses & Hugs YMMV = Your mileage may vary. Your service level could be different than reported by others. Applies to everyone, some more so than others. 1/2 and 1/2 = half and half = oral sex + full service 411 = seeking information 420 = 4:20 = marijuana 69 = two people giving each other oral sex at the same time $ = $100 $$ = $200 $$$ = $300 $$$.5 = $350 (get it?) incall = You go to her place, or a place she designates. outcall = She comes to your place, home, hotel room. two call system = For incall locations. Your first call is to set up the time and get the general directions on where to park. Your second call is made when you arrive to get the specific address / room number.