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I love Christmas. I believe in the spirit of Christmas. To me its a time for giving. Its a time to show your care for more then just yourself. All year round I do my best to help where I see need but at this time of year my efforts are doubled. On the one hand its the most happy of times and on the other hand its for me one of the saddest times. I think I do so much for others just to hide the sadness. My sons never call me. They do not realize how much a simple call would mean to me. I have my daughter with me but this year she will be at her moms which is good because she is trying to reconnect with her mom but that leaves me alone at Christmas yet again. So she and I will have Christmas on the 26th. I will spoil her as always. We put up a small tree and my nativity set and have the best Christmas we can. So merry Christmas to each and every one of you. If you want to live forever make a memory in someone elses life. Help someone. Make them smile. Show them this world is a beautiful place with caring people.

I have seen several dancers in my years but never someone like Bridgette. Saw her for the first time last Saturday afternoon and when she came to where I was sitting and showed her lovely smile I knew right away she was special. She is great to talk with and we exchanged ideas about travel and other stuff. She is really unrushed and made me feel so comfortable. Overall one of the most amazing girls one can meet in a club.

I'm not convinced Kathleen Wynne is passing the buck here, or deliberately slowing things down. She's just going through the process. To have acted publicly before the bill became law, even after it had been signed by the GG, would have opened her up to accusations of jumping the gun and possibly weakened any advice the AG might give. As for what she's done: in her position as Premier, she has simply asked the person whose job it is to give her legal advice and to represent her government on legal issues to... provide some legal advice. That seems to me to be a prudent and sensible first step on the road to referring it to court, and eventually challenging the law. This stuff is political enough already; trying to do too much too soon will make it very much more political, which will distract from the important stuff. What we don't know is what's happening behind closed doors. I'm sure the AG was not in the least bit surprised to have received this request for advice, and I don't think it's too much of a stretch to believe she probably already has a pretty solid idea of what advice she's going to give in response. The wheels of justice grind slowly, but they do get there eventually. In this case I'd prefer *not* to see a rushed and weak case against the new law brought to court prematurely. That's not in anybody's interest.

Sooooooooooo Yesterday a weak moment and I bought a gym membership for a year. Not sure if I will ever go though cause that is a pretty big step !!! Right ?? Soooooooooooo Yesterday I also picked up a cut up and wrapped pig at my friends place....whom is a butcher. Approximately 25 lbs of bacon included :) Yup Here lies the connundrum. I just had two toasted bacon, cheese and mater sandwiches with bacon on the side and a Bud Light. A "light" beer I emphasize and the sandwhiches were on rye bread also as a side note. So I feel just dandy fine right now and my clothes still fit so maybe I should cancel my gym membership ? I drive by the place every day anyways so a drive by should be good enough eh ? What do you folks think ?? 1) Gym and muscle burn & 6 pack abs ? .... or.....2) bacon, heart burn a 1 pack ab, and Netflix ? Please help meeeeeeee ........ ;) IMO 2 is a higher number than 1 so probably should go with Mr. # 2 me thinks ? Additional notes : Happy Ta Ta Tuesday !!!!! :boobies:

Bacon is the elixir of life!

Lee I have always thought of you as a man with an abundance outlook on life... the sort of guy who realizes that there is never enough good things you can have in your life. So I recommend you adopt both options... eat away and enjoy every bite in the knowledge that should the urge to exercise ever strike you that you are prepared with a membership and confident that should you be hungry after your exercise there is sufficient Bacon to meet the need. You Sir are living the life the rest of us regular Joe's just dream about. Just my Opinion Sent from my Passport using Tapatalk

Holy heavens! We looooove to cuddle! Curl up in some blankets and watch an awesome movie, perhaps after a two-way massage ;) I just love human contact. *sighs*

Thank you Boomer01. Assumptions always get me in trouble ;-) I love hearing other peoples opinions and value them as much as my own. I agree with a lot of what you said. And you are right. Just because you pay a bit more, doesn't mean you are going to leave happy. Whereas, you can pay less and leave happier than ever. I just meant it as you might be less likely to end up with someone who's high and playing a starfish (again solely my opinion, and not based on any fact, and I admit I could be entirely wrong). I base this solely on the rave reviews I've heard about some of the more elite ladies. But I really did not want to offend. It just seems that whatever approach is being used by the original poster is not working for him. I was just suggesting maybe he try a different approach :-) Thank-you again for pointing these things out. And I completely agree about talking a bit! It's so easy through a few emails to know if you are compatible or not!

http://www.theglobeandmail.com/news/politics/wynne-has-grave-concern-about-new-prostitution-law/article21982770/

Toronto Newspapers Says it Will Defy Ad Ban Stephanie Levitz, The Canadian Press Published Saturday, December 6, 2014 7:44AM EST http://www.ctvnews.ca/canada/toronto-newspaper-says-it-will-defy-ad-ban-in-new-prostitution-bill-1.2135855

That is her duo partner Karma. Also well worth a visit and they are a great duo treat.

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Start with a half hour appt, and settle on extending it if you decide things are progressing well. Never see a new sp for an hour appt, always go for a half hour first. If she has nonFS options, go for those on a first visit as an alternative. No one ever complained about extending or upgrading a session, but people often complain about paying for a half hour and not being happy about it. :) i disagree about asking sps if they use drugs. If they don't, they'll say no. If they do, they'll say no. It is a one answer question.

Christmas is coming soon. So I thought I would start this thread where we could post sexy pictures of our Cerb Women dressed in their Christmas outfits: To start this thread is our own sexy Miss Jessica Lee:

Well were do I start....this must be one of the sweetest girls I've yet to meet gourgeous view from back actually from annywere treat this girl right and trust me u will b in heaven

So this seems to be happening to me more lately. You make an appointment to see someone. You pay for an hour like a gentleman at the beginning. About 15 to 20 minutes in you notice the SP is getting less responsive / interested. I think some people have referenced to it like being a starfish. Not that i or someone is being a jerk and they just want you gone, but because you realize their high is finally kicking in and their mind is shutting down. That's not the type of encounter i want to experience or pay for. Whats the call for that type of situation. Does a person just leave, do they confront...i have no idea. I feel if people keep just leaving then they will continue to do it. Is it ok to say sorry I'll pay you half way through or the end? Anyway, I'd love to hear some SP's thoughts on this.

Just to clarify with Ms Carrie ...in no way was I offended by what you had said in your post. Your opinion is every bit as valid as mine as we all have different experiences which give us our own individual perspectives. My opinions like you are sometimes based on what you hear but for the most part mine are from experience . You and I are on the same page in many respects for sure. None of us should ever apologise for speaking our mind if its done in an objective way which your post certainly was.

I've been following this thread and would like to emphasize: If you genuinely looking for cuddling, there is nothing wrong in pursuing that, but please do not try and negotiate my rates (which are based on time) just because there are others charging less than me for their time. In the words of Forrest Gump "That's all I have to say about that".

The budget is completely dependant on the nature of the relationship you have with this lady. Again, only you and the lady know that, so it's hard for me to say. I would speculate a $100-$300 range is safe As for the 1K that seems a lot. Mind you I'd be willing to be your friend if Santa was that good to me LOL (definite tongue in cheek here :-) ) Sorry can't be more help RG

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Ok so taking bacon from Lee is dangerous Taking the pig back and brning back to life more likely to happen than taking the bacon from lee and/or cacelling the membership So th choice is easy eat a bacon sandwich while working our at the gym..... Posted via Mobile Device

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Find a sexy friend to join you! May give a bit more motivation... :b But bacon,beer & Netflix sounds just as appealing. Sent from my MB860 using Tapatalk 2

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Um, I'm not sure if this is completely out of line, but have you ever considered you are getting what you payed for? I don't mean that in a you got what you deserved type of way. No one deserves that. It sounds horrible.. all of it. I'm sad that it exists. But I think that is the reason why there are different rates between businesses. A proper, drug free, respectful business that is here to ensure both of you have a good time, has figured out what to ask for based on demand, the experience you will have with her/him, the location they provide, and how they can manage it so that they can do what they love (this), without having to work elsewhere. That sounds like someone I would like to spend time with. Someone who offers their time for significantly less than market value, and is willing to negotiate, is almost always someone who is desperate for drug money (in my opinion) and is only interested in the cash, not the date. My only advice is to think about who you are deciding to see. If this is happening to you, I'm almost surprised to hear that you have also not been robbed (and I hope it never happens!). Again sorry if I'm way out of line, but the two don't seem that far off to me. If you are looking for a classy, enjoyable experience, there are plenty of amazing girls in Halifax. You've just got to be willing to play by their rules.

I have met Ms.Samantha twice on previous visits back to Ottawa during the fall. Samantha has a real, nice, warm and genuine personality which makes time fly, yet stand still. And i've found it was easy to have conversations about common interests, as it seem to have had several.

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A lot of it is common sense... but have you ever tried teaching a computer to understand common sense? If so, you'll understand why it doesn't always work as well as it might. There's two things going on here. First, some things are just getting filtered out, and if you try to post with one of those in it then you'll get an error message that links to the censor list. That published list is separate from the ones the machines use (it's designed to be human-readable, for one thing :) ) and so it may not be completely up to date, but I'm sure Mod's doing his best (and again, if things are missing, tell him!). Second, some things get auto-replaced when posts are displayed, e.g. xxx (that was three of the letter between w and y when I typed it in and now it's "[A]").

Wynne said she isn't a lawyer, it seems prudent to go to your Justice Minister before making a policy with legal ramifications, especially since the law just passed. Had MacKay thought like a lawyer and justice minister to begin with, instead of a CPC Neanderthal using the justice portfolio for his own agenda we wouldn't be here now RG

You should take some advice from Bruce Campbell. He can't start his day without waxing his morning wood.

Is there anything in particular she likes? Gift cards to a store she likes is a good idea Maybe a pre Christmas dinner out at her favourite restaurant (mind you you should give a Christmas card with her donation, respects the money is for time and companionship issue) Really it's hard to say without knowing you, her, and your relationship with one another But most important, It's the Thought That Counts Giving a lady a Christmas present no matter what (well no Tim Hortons cards LOL) she'll appreciate the thought RG

Hello gentlemen, If you are available later in the week, day or night, I would love to spend some time with you. I am accepting bookings for Dec 10-12. I am a small, petite blonde that is anything but fragile ;-). I look forward to intimate, personal encounters and can't wait to get to know you better. Please PM me if you are available, or if you want to schedule something else at another time. Cheers, Carrie

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So interesting what you say Tracey. I was in Sydney NS last week and I use the paper primarily as my main means of advertising . Most folks there have no computers so paper woks best . I know all the classified people at the paper to the degree when someone answers I know exactly to whom I speak and likewise. Ba. Boom . I called to advertise my intention to be in Sydney and as soon as my rep answered I felt terrible sadness in her voice. She apologised profusely and even tried to work my add to make it " tolerable " They told me that any ad that a client know finds offensive they can sue the paper and in CB the only publication could be lost . Everyone felt so bad for me it was a sad time of saying thank you and good bye, However the night I left town several staff called me and took me to dinner and we had an awesome time . So even those bound by " the rules " will always do their best to support us . That feels really good to me and we will all thrive as we have community support!!!

As someone doing a PhD in women's studies, let me say first off that there is no one definition of feminism, but as a generalization we can say that feminism refers to the political, economic and social equality of the sexes. There are many different strands of feminism, such as Marxist/Socialist feminism, radical feminism, liberal feminism, post-structural/postmodernist feminism. They all have particular histories and goals. It's much better to think of feminism in the plural, as feminisms, because there are many. In terms of the type of feminism influencing C36--this is a very specific form of radical feminism that was formulated during the 60s-70s-80s. But lest you think this a new incarnation, this type of "rescue the fallen women" has been a goal of middle class white women since the 19th century. Despite being very vocal, they are in fact a minority amongst feminists generally. I generally refer to myself as a sex radical feminist or a sex positive feminist. Those are labels that refer to a type of feminism that is supportive of sex workers rights, as well as trans rights (many rad fems are trans-exclusionary, arguing offensively that transwomen in particular are just men in drag). I would hope you wouldn't paint an entire group as man-haters because of a few bad apples.

It seriously seems like the antis/abolitionists are scrambling now. They figured done deal, and it must sting to see that the major Canadian cities refuse to comply, major advertising venues refuse to comply, heck many LE services refuse to comply. I'm not sure about Montreal, but do seem to have a thought that they weren't going to comply either?

This is the first set of pictures for the 2014 Christmas season. A few pictures were lost due to retirements and the switching from Cerb.ca to Lyla.com. The first woman to be posted for 2014 is the legendary Michelle_MA who just came out of retirement: A very sexy start to Christmas 2014 :) Please post your christmas pictures here :)

Hobby phone is the only way to go. Turn it on when playing, then turn it off when you aren't. Simple really. I'm surprised more don't have one.

CamillaBR: I recently posted my (lawyer's) view on the subject of LE and private locations in a thread on MA's at http://www.lyla.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=201043, but I'll re-post to this thread and add a bit. It may help alleviate your fears. LE has no legal right to enter the premises of an MA's/business' private location. It is private property and they would need to have a search warrant issued by a Superior Court Judge to enter on site, and even then LE is not allowed to enter by force. They typically wait for the owner of the property to arrive. This idea of busting down doors is only on tv. Neither the MA/business nor the gentleman would agree to open the door while someone is knocking during a session and would certainly not discuss what took place behind closed doors. So, just finish the session and then leave. Even if LE intercepts the gentleman or the MA/business operator on their way out, LE will have no evidence that any illegal activity has taken place. By the way, if you are ever intercepted you have no obligation to speak to the police other than to identify yourself. Just don't say a word and walk away. This whole idea of LE asking you to go down to the station for questioning (i.e. interrogation) is just on tv. Just say no. If they try to stop you, just ask if you're under arrest. If the answer is no, you are legally allowed to just walk away and not say a word. If you are under arrest, immediately say only 4 words: ''I want a lawyer'' and shut up. No charges will stick and you'll be released that same day. And with regards to spa's, this is one of the reasons I like CMJ Ottawa so much (and also because of Melodie and friends :icon_biggrin:). It's a private member's club, so it's not a public place. Their front door is locked at all times and members have to buzz in on camera and identify themselves as a member with an appointment to get in. Perhaps other spas will follow suit and become private clubs. The same would go for a MA/business private location. It seems to me that the best scenario for an indy MA/business is to have a place where you have to buzz or call to come up. That way, LE would have to identify themselves and be let in (which won't happen). Even if they get in the building some other way, and come knocking at the door, they can't just enter without permission of the owner or someone who is occupying the premises. I think its best not to answer the knock at the door during a session no matter what, but even if one did without thinking, the police can't just walk in unless they have a warrant or are invited. If they enter without a warrant, any evidence gathered from the illegal search and anything that derives from it will be deemed inadmissible in Court because it would be considered the fruit of the poisonous tree. Either way, private locations are the way to go... and nothing illegal ever goes on there.. Relaxe, Y2K will be over in a few more hours.

This is a tricky one. And being a veteran of the business both escort and massage provider, I believe I have a good answer to this. It depends on the guy. Really. I have spoken to so many men about this. And it's a personal choice. There are many fans of both. Independent MA; location may not be up to the luxurious standards of a spa such as Paradise (a little bias, I know) Independent MA may not have the training or skills that a lady working in a spa would. Spa Ladies; Trained, professional (hopefully) Location is usually safer for both MA and client Downfall is MA's working in spas are very discreet about the mileage you will get with them. So sometimes a man just have to take a chance on a girl, even if she can't discuss restrictions openly. Spa ladies tend to be more expensive (however not always the case) A general rule of thumb for men seeking service though, you get what you pay for. Spa ladies are checked out, approved of, and usually highly recommended. I respect both types of Massage providers. As I have been on both sides of the fence. Why I chose to work in a spa; it's safer, more discreet, less lonely between calls (other beauties to chat with) It's more disciplined, when it comes to keeping a schedule, which for me is good. Mileage may vary with every client! Of course I try to give my best service always, but if I have a client that is clean, kind, and generous, you better believe it he will get a little extra something, something. I hope this helped. xoxoxox Sylvia Star

The censors are a work in progress, I am always working to make sure we have the LEAST issues obviously. This month has been very stressful so cut me some slack and I assure you were are working out the bugs. Some people are still trying to post sexual services, if you would all stop then the censors would not be an issue right!? Makes my job (and the other mods) very hard. We will work out the bugs.

Yeah, I've been asked if i had any suppliers to help them out while visiting on more then one occasion. Never in person, always through text which wasn't a pleasant feeling thinking a SP thinks it's OK to randomly text a client about anything. Some people keep their fun life private. I like to keep my fun private. If fact today i got texted about how a new SP from the same agency is in town who i had the last bad encounter with at random. Told them sorry wasn't interested in it due to what the last was like, asked them to remove me from their phone list and they said they would for sure along with being very apologetic about the experience and wanted to know if there was anything they could do to make it up.

It's only happened to me in Halifax believe or not. I travel a lot and as such I follow FunValerie's advice and get references. In the States most SPs won't see you without a reference or two and I've adapted my own version for my own safety and peace of mind. That is, if the SP doesn't require a reference then it's not a good sign and also usually when you communicate with a SP over several emails or texts you can assess the quality and professionalism of the SP. As far as when you find yourself in that situation my own take is that you're out of luck really, it's unfortunate but a reality sometimes.

I took the plunge a few weeks ago as no one responded to my thread. she is the real deal. A lot of fun and pictures are her. I have repeated a couple times.

can confirm that the first one is legit, she changed hair color but still a good sp, just visited her this afternoon and she's an engaged, good looking asian sp, i'd definitely revisit sometime

Not a chance in .....Heaven, That I am gone ;-) Just Sneaky ;-) Always best to text me as I am not as active online as I would like to be. Thankya! Still Roarin' XO

Well I'll throw in my two cents worth and guys don't jump all over me for my comments. I think if you don't bring some thing like a gift card, flowers, lingerie or something well your a cheap prick lol. My god the girl,is giving her all to ya pay the full price if ya want but when your leaving in a very classy way leave a few extra without mention in the bathroom where she lets you shower. Christ you tip the pizza guy and did he deliver the pizza in a hot outfit lol. K I know we hope not. But you get what I mean. These beautiful ladies provide the best service on the planet so tip. If your waitress showed you her tits you would tip beyond 20 %. Has any one ever had bad blow job that wasn't worthy of a tip.