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For an MA virgin I would suggest reading the recommendations section to pick an MA you think you will have a good rapport with. Think about things that are essential to you in the ideal session, and PM her to make sure those are all available. Once you've done the homework and booked an appointment, as stated above, it's really all about being clean, punctual, and respectful. I'd say the only area to particularly focus on is breath, as the rest should be part of your daily routine. I will add, however, that gentlemen are at times over zealous with their preparation and shave areas they wouldn't otherwise just for my sake. Please feel free to be comfortable. Present yourself as you normally would, for your kindness will count far more than a hairless chest :p Most importantly, don't be shy to express your needs and desires to the MA, or to ask questions about her boundaries. We are all very open and have likely heard the same inquiries before :) If you'd like more teasing in a specific area, let her know! If you need more time at the end to chat and cuddle, don't hesitate to ask! The MA will know how to lead the appointment, but she can better tailor it to you if you speak up. And like anything else, a smile goes a long way. This should be a fun experience! Come in with a positive attitude and you can expect it to be reciprocated. Happy hobbying!

The feeling of being free to enjoy the company of so many beautiful, attractive and charming women here on lyla, whether MAs of SPs. Priceless! The best thing ever ;)

Grand Christmas Opening Book Your Spot Soon Ladies Our charter aircraft is ready to fly and will deliver you to our new and very secret location. We have spared no expense to get you into the festive holiday spirit. When you browse the grounds in the evening you will see that our flower gardens have been transformed into a magical winter light show. Each of our private rooms has been uniquely decorated with those individual touches that we all love in order to provide you with a once in a lifetime experience. The Saskatoon Suite The Ottawa Suite Immediately upon arrival we will treat you to our Christmas parade. Here are some shots of last years award winning floats. Be assured that Santa is ready and looking forward to welcoming you personally. In keeping with the spirit of the season and the spirit of giving, the intimate time provided to each and every one of you lovely ladies by the fine looking gentlemen that you see in previous posts here is entirely complimentary. Book your spot soon because the rooms are almost fully occupied. Late registrants will have to double up.

I gave someone a warning for posting negative comments about a lady, they replied by PM with the following (I removed the persons name to keep them anonymous). My Reply to this person... The internet is so anonymous, it makes it easy to exploit/abuse. I don't know if your being honest when posting negative comments or malicious and trying to discredit someone so here on this site we do not say negative things. PERIOD Anyone who does not agree with this policy I tell to go find another discussion site that is more fitting for them to call home. This community was and will continue to be built on POSITIVE comments and people! It shocks me that people still tell me we are doing things wrong by not allowing negative comments here. This site has been running for a LONG time now and has a good community who embraces that core rule. New members continue to join and try to tell me that this is not the way we should do things. Some even go as far as saying they have some sort of right of freedom of speech to say what they want here in our members only website.... i politely tell them to go review the laws and when they educate themselves come back and apologize for the ignorance. Some stats to share and prove our policies work... Cerb/Lyla Purges some old posts each year (a few thousand) but currently we have 525,041 posts We have over 55,600 registered members We have over 9400 members who post and contribute (Active Members) On average we have 1100 people on the site at ANY given time We have OVER 60000 unique visitors a month to the site We have OVER 200000 visits to the site per month On average the site serves 190GB of data per month! ... and that accounts for over 15 MILLION hits! Being positive, being nice to people, focusing on the good! ... IT WORKS!

When guys tell a new girl (in town) that she is too rich for their blood, (when she is really not) just to try to get her to lower her rates overall when visiting that town .... what they fail to realize is that if they (collectively) can't 'afford' her, then she will move on ... and not look back. So the turn-off for me is that guys think I must be stupid

I think it's disgusting. Not a light, and well trimmed beard. Heavy, long, not maintained, with a yellow mustache, please... If it's messy up there, better be clean down there...

Yes. This. I should perhaps say: I don't mind a quick safety call at the beginning/end of the meeting, but anything else is out. If you *really* have something going on that requires that you be contactable, at least have the courtesy to make sure you client is OK with it and give him the chance to cancel if he's not.

Have you been busy? (during 'getting ready to leave' conversation) How am I supposed to answer that? Really!? That's like 'Do you have a bf?'

I just tell them when they want quality unrushed service even if I'm more expensive, they know where to reach me. Most do eventually.

I am sitting here with a heating pad on my back because of a damn silly muscle pull, when I had every intention of being on an extended road trip to Ontario. I will get that trip in before too long for sure, but 17 hours driving would not be good in my present state.

I think it burns me to my soul when someone tries to negotiate or guilt trip me on the things I DON'T do.....If i dont do something, I dont do it for a reason. Those, "Come on, I will be gentle" or those "I really would love it if we do_____" really turn me off. Mutual respect is so important if were going to have an amazing encounter and when I feel objectified, it throws me for a loop.

Parker looks like a graduate student: slim, long hair, glasses. Which in fact she was. Since university she's been doing fairly advanced studies in sexual pleasuring. It should be noted that it's more than worthwhile helping her finance her post-graduate research in this area. She's up for a variety of experiments which will test your hypotheses (might stretch it a little bit too) as well as your endurance. You will undoubtedly rate her work very highly, giving top marks for attitude, openness and enthusiasm. She is particularly skillful on oral exams. She was able to complete four during our recent tutorial session, and helped me achieve success on two of my own. She was more than willing to extend the exam time beyond that normally allotted, which accounted for not only her own high score but which also allowed me to gather my powers of concentration and successfully graduate cum laude (cum loudly?) a second time. She has a tight little student body on which your cup of knowledge can overflow anywhere. Such overflowings can inspire her to renewed feats of academic fervour. And, as such, can often be doubly savoured. Needless to say, I'm looking forward to our next study session. Her home study sessions, by the way, are conducted in a pleasant little bungalow located on the Stittsville campus. Just a 15 minute drive from downtown. And well worth the trip.

Christina 4u is a real sweetheart.

I continue to nurse the back muscles but I did do a twenty minute drive without too much of a setback. That IS progress. While sitting up so straight, I am writing a new contribution to the Fat Bastards thread which has sort of disappeared for a while.

Good morning! Last chance this week to come and play with me. I am feeling hot and wanna rub my body against you. Young,classy, sensual and sexy, I will rock your world. Come get what you want with your favorite French MA Recommendation : http://www.lyla.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=37195 I promise, you won't be disappointed. Half an hour special Last chance this week! Available in bells corner from 9am until 3pm Xxxx A bientot Lany Txt only at 613 261 4169 Pm Or booking at 613 820 8887

Add on: Ms Samantha is also close-ish. With Spud's and i's ideas you have a head start in conducting your search.

Hi there, thank you for checking my ad. You will not be disappointed with my A+++ massage... My name is Vivian. I'm 28 years old. Gorgeous, i am a classy looking Lady with long black hair, seductive cat eyes ...., beautiful silky soft, tanned skin. work out body with all the right curves in the right places. You have finally met your dream girl... I greet you at the door with a lovely smile then lead you to the massage room...I will start with a deep soothing tissue massage to relax all your muscles then follow with a soft touch to invigorate your whole body then the fun time ... It will be the most relaxing, creative and passionate session for you ever. So amazing that you cannot help yourself from thinking about it and want to come back for more ! http://www.lyla.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=92146 For relaxing massage $40/30m $50/45m $70/60m appointment only, call/text me at 6l3 7l2 l2OO mon to sat 10am to 7pm

Here's the link: http://www.lyla.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=225195&highlight=Gina

Talking about bill C-36 is one thing, but here's why it would be easier for us if we kept it... Pros: - Less disrespectful PMs; - No j**k off in chat or PMs; - Less WOT; - Less ''creeps'' with weird and dangerous requests; - And finally, it is WAY easier to screen clients. I can see who's more encline to respect my rules. You can't follow LYLA's rules, you probably won't be able to respect mine. Cons: - It makes communication a LITTLE harder. But not much. Even if laws and rules change, I think I will keep censorship, as the level of language it engages is more adequate... My two cents...

My experience is some times much more is offered up that I'd ever ask and at times too much. But that's basis of human interactions. Some times we're more interested in our partner and they us and conversations can lead any where and other times not so much for either. I have no hard and fast rules and go with the flow. Peace MG

I swear always going commando has finally backfired on me today. I took several new pictures that were very sexy and I have no g-string on therefore I cannot post them on my profile album here on Lyla. Next time I will think twice about wearing underwear! Face palm!

CristyCurves and Christina4u both have pages in the recommendations section you can read. Athletic Blonde does as well, both under that name and as Sky.

It's one of those questions. It reminds me of the time my mother went to watch me recite something at school in the third grade. She had a couple of fur coats and wore one that day.. one boy in my class ( he was a total idiot who would hang the shortest kid upside down for his lunch money) went up to her and said to her "Where did you get that fur coat?" Her response as she turned around looking him square in the eyes saying... "I stole it!" Yeah, that shut him up right there and he walked away speechless. Same thing going on here.. If you feel someone is getting too nosy and sigh... there are a few, shock value works best. To be fair, they may just not know what else to say and most are just being polite and trying to make conversation but it's really an awkward question to ask in our business. Every guys likes to think they are the only one or want to be the first client that day or whatever. I try to offer that fantasy so I prefer someone not ask that question. If they do, I will go on about general things but not how appointments I have or will be doing. It's really no one's business but my own. Like the old saying goes, "If I told you then I'd have to kill you."

The problem is her photos are fake... http://www.cowboysdiary.info/wordpress/?p=10482

The only info i can offer is if dealership sweetens the deal with something like a extended warranty (maybe covers the years you will be paying the loan), ask if they are going to charge you for it. I didn't find that out until after signing and taking papers home to read them. The cost to extend the warranty until payment in full is like an extra 8 months payment. I can't figure out how that works out, it still could be okay since warranty was originally some amt of km or years, whichever comes first. It kind of makes sense to be covered until car is paid in full, but I would have appreciated the opportunity to figure out the benefits for myself, before signing, and not feel like they tricked me.

dont negotiate form MSRP but rather a margin on top of dealers cost

INTOXICATING IRINA: NOW A WOMAN OF VIBE! Hello! My name is Irina & I'd like to invite you over to Ottawa's Favourite Relaxation Retreat In The East for an exhilarating good time with me!! :wink: ********** I'M AVAILABLE NEXT ON: TUESDAY! Currently from 4pm until 10pm! ********* Also Next Week On: Wednesday from 10am until 4pm too! xox ********** A Bit About Me: I am a 23 year old experienced MA with both beauty and brains. I stand 5'7 barefoot, but I live in heels. I have very long, natural brown hair and captivating brown eyes. My measurements are 32B-23-33. My pictures are all real and untouched, apart from colour filtering, so the legs and ass you see are exactly what you get! I am friendly and talkative and can make anyone feel comfortable within a matter of minutes! Here Is A LINK To Some Of My Recommendations Here On Lyla Our Time Together: I am, and always have been, an MA. Our time together will be exciting and intimate, but within MA guidelines, no SP Services. If you would like specifics, do not hesitate to contact me by PM. I am not a clock-watcher & I enjoy sessions that flow freely & let our chemistry develop naturally. What I can guarantee is that I will do my best to make sure we both leave the session incredibly happy! Rates: If you would like to inquire about rates, please contact me by PM or call Vibe directly. Contact Me: I can be reached by PM here on LYLA! If you would like to reserve an appointment with me please call Vibe directly at 613 680 8059 to confirm our time together...do not wait to book with me by PM...It's always best to call and book directly with Vibe to ensure your session. I look forward to connecting with you soon! XOXO Irina

I'm a car guy. I've agreed to buy cars over the phone/internet just by talking with the owner. Money hasn't exchanged hands until I've seen the car but I've flown to Florida, Georgia, Pennsylvania to buy. In buying a used car, I recommend starting with the mechanic/garage who will service your car or someone who knows cars very well. Some garages specialize in specific marques; they do excellent work at fair prices. I haven't had a major car repair in well over 10 years.

I booked her for an hour this morning but she stood me up. Confirmed the apt this morning then never heard back from her when I arrived and asked for room number. Posted via Mobile Device

Fake pictures ... search Google Images

Jasmine is straight forward and Sweet, just as the title says. Accurate. She is extremely Hygienically conscious and comfortable almost immediately. Ok onto her looks and service. Jasmine is far smaller than her pic's lead you to believe and very accommodating. She is willing to guide or follow your lead. She has some precautions for her and your health benefits. She is fun and light hearted . The tan wow the tan, her waist it so tiny and her hips are about perfect, spinner yes for sure. medium long hair, flexible and fun. safety is paramount but does not diminish her youthful sexiness. Body 9/10 Smile 9/10 Attitude 8/10 Se>X Appeal 8/10 service (she is younger) 7.5 /10 http://www.lyla.com/vbulletin/member.php?u=112621

The site and its users have already adapted to the censorship and I, for one, have no difficulty understanding what is or isn't being said. I think we should focus on having C-36 repealed and hopefully not replaced before we worry about the censorship issue. I don't see any tremendous benefit to changing back at this time and there is also the risk of unwanted attention obstructing the bigger goal. See mrrnice2's thread: https://www.lyla.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=223361

Repeated for emphasis. I dropped a long time favourite because of this. I regularly booked two or three hour sessions but she could not go more than fifteen minutes without checking her phone. It got to the point where she kept it right beside us on the bed. She didn't see it as an issue. People who are phone addicts don't realise it.

I look for HYGIENE......I take care of myself so in return I would appreciate the girl to be the same Additional Comments: Just don't come out being from BANGKOK lol

Hi Carmen The fact that you ask questions is fantastic! Hope to see you soon

Hello everyone! Did everyone have a great weekend? I sure did, I even did some shopping! Got some sexy new outfits and they're currently stowed away just begging me to be worn! "I will look so much better on your bum than shoved in a corner of a suitcase" said the burgundy garter belt. "I'm meant to be showed off on your tiny feet!" cried the new patent leather stilettos. Don't you agree? I do, but I think they need an audience. Are you a lovely older gentleman who appreciates music and likes the new Aziz Ansari show on Netflix? Do you enjoy laughing and feeling like a giant as you cuddle a woman who is barely 5 feet tall? I'm a happy person who loves learning about what makes you tick. If you feel like laughing and getting a cardio workout then come visit my lovely downtown location this week! I can see you between 9am and 2pm and after 7pm (but no later than 10 as I have a serious Netflix and sleeping addiction). Have a good one! -Natalie xo Oh yeah, 5ft, 105lbs, mid 20's, red hair, green eyes, rockin butt and full 32Bs

Tobacco vendors aren't the only businesses hit with a big increase in licensing fees in the 2016 draft budget. If the budget passes, licenses for adult entertainment parlours, or strip clubs, will also double, forcing owners to pay $6,570 instead of the $3,285 they paid in 2015. And body rub parlours will pay $1,246 for a license, doubling the 2015 rate of $623. The article on cbc.ca http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/ottawa/ottawa-tobacco-vendors-strip-clubs-body-rub-parlours-fees-to-double-under-proposed-city-budget-1.3317952

I like your picture albums. You are off to a good start, I will send you a friend request

I personally turn my ringer off. Its a mood killer in my opinion. Its funny, when guys keep answering their phone.....I understand they are on call at work, and only have a brief time to get away, but it is distracting. However, I don't like answering my phone while I am entertaining, especially for another guy. They can wait till I am done, and if they can't wait, its not meant to be.

It is rude. Espescially that you have paid for her time. You should be able to enjoy it... My two cents...

Welcome, Carmen! It's good to see that you've made so many friends already! You're off to a great start! And your albums are awesome!!

If a potential client tries to cross boundaries during the email stage I can only imagine how far they will try to attempt to cross boundaries once they are alone with a lady in his/her room. And would they even stop if a lady told him to stop. I agree with you, mutual respect is important, and encounters should be mutually beneficial A rambling RG

Someone is spreading a rumor about Lyla so I am just posting this here to reassure everyone that the rumor is not true. Male members are NOT going to require paid accounts and we have NO INTENTION of every doing that! It may be some other site and they are just confused with the name but I can assure you that Lyla has no intention of that.

you read my ad, look at my site, rates in both, so WHY do you ask for $60 service? WTF? If you can't afford, don't waste my time or yours by asking This crap really ticks me off. What will I do for $60? I'll read your email, lol

I wouldn't touch that question with a ten foot pole, Now I don't have a ten foot pole but I still wouldn't touch it. :)

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All I gotta say is awesome. Sweet gal, accurate pics, and really takes her time. Overall great experience, will be hard to top.

hi there everyone I'm new to this site and haven't figured out how to navigate through it yet, but it's very interesting and so far a positive experience! Really appreciate how there's strong rules against writing derogatory hurtful comments about others! Please be patient with me if your trying to write to me because I haven't figured out yet where the inbox is ;))

Hi, Iam interested too pleas let me know thax