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Just wanted to pop in and say Happy Holidays to everyone! Lyla Retirement is hard at times! Looks like the new moderator is right on top of things and the site is running nice and smooth. Hope everyone loves the site now that they have had to to acclimate to it. I don't have much time these days to pop in and see whats going on as I am involved in a number of other projects these days but I do miss the site a fair bit and the wonderful people that make up this community. I will still be checking in from time to time. Big thanks to everyone for the many many years and I wish everyone a safe and happy Christmas (if you celebrate it) or happy holidays in general to everyone and a happy New year! Best wishes to everyone!

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The new VIPOTG lady, Nicole, is about 5’4”, pretty face, A cup, thing & clean shaven. She has a very gentle, slow, sensuous routine if that’s your thing. English is okay.

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Companions do sometimes adjust their age in fact. However it should be close , reasonable and believable . I might feel like I’m 30 but well , I wouldn’t make any friends stating that. Accurate pictures are a must . If I ever have time I did an awesome shoot with lots of great shots . I feel every year or two is a fair time frame. It’s really expensive and I’m like Cat . I hate photography. I will work on releasing a new album after New Year ‘s. It doesn’t matter what age we are as long as we represent ourselves honestly and accuratly. 😊

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Oh God after seeing that, I started thinking about politics, cats and a Rickroll emerged LOL RG

Hey! I haven’t been too active here so I thought I would post. Thank you so much hungryman812 for taking the time to leave me such a great review. I hope you have a wonderful holiday season😘🎄 I am available over the holidays, Except for Christmas day. I only do outcalls at this time unfortunately. I have posted all my current photos to my site. As well as services information. It's also a great place to get ahold of me 😊 https://cristalx420.wixsite.com/mysite If your interested don't hesitate to message me anytime 💋

I enjoy it when the lady is dressed up a little bit, leaving it to the imagination what will soon be revealed. Maybe something off the shoulder or a long slit up the skirt to tease a little and allow for caressing while still dressed and sharing some social time.

Merry Christmas Mod and enjoy your next chapter of adventures.

Mod, thank you for everything you've done over the years to keep this site positive and entertaining. Your hard work did not go unnoticed. Merry Christmas and enjoy your lyla retirement.

Thanks mod, happy holidays to you and everyone here!

Disagree. This is a review board. If someone has a less than stellar experience, it’s courteous to let the rest of us know, respectfully.

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I don't feel pressured, I was simply sharing my personal experience. And having photoshoots is in fact "forced" in this industry if one wants to advertise regularly. I've never seen a provider website that didn't have photos. Even agency girls are vilified if stock photos are used. Did you ask her if the photos are accurate or is it stated on her website that all the photos are current? If she has told you they are current or states they are then that is in fact misrepresentation. If she hasn't, then is it truly misrepresentation? We see it all the time online; hotel rooms that are frayed around the edges, food delivered to the table that doesn't match the IG pic, flowers delivered that don't have the same freshness. A photo is a two dimensional image of something captured in a single moment in time with the most flattering presentation possible and never an exact depiction. As for the age, again it's in the perception. Have you asked her how old she is and she lied to you? I can add or deduct 15 years off my age in presentation if I choose to by simply adjusting my dress and mannerisms. The only clients that really pay attention to the aging of providers are those on the boards who follow the industry closely which is a minority of the potential client base. If a provider finds it more financially feasible to post that she is 25 and has good client retention then it is in fact a smart business move. And this is a business, the bottom line dictates the decisions. The day will come when she needs to adjust after a couple of clients walk away and she will do so once it becomes necessary. I posted here because I have thought extensively about the issue of photos. I have a blog post explaining my position on it and the challenges it presents. I'm not trying to be argumentative, simply explaining my personal position on the subject. smiles, cat

As someone who has an active site with older photos but seldom advertises, I simply don't see the need to put myself through the hassle of a photoshoot. I hate having my picture taken, I don't take selfies or willing have "in the moment" pictures taken. Family photos need to be planned well in advance and there will be tequila required before the sitting. Every shoot I've ever had done has made my stomach bleed and I'd rather go to the dentist for a root canal with no freezing than have a camera any where near me. I'm the same size I was 15 years ago, I've aged exceedingly well and if current pictures are that important to someone then they aren't the kind of client I want to meet. I have a blog on my site and private members area that gives massive insight into who I am, the experience I offer and what they can expect. If it's not enough to give them the feel of me, then new pictures aren't the answer. I get the demand for pictures but I don't agree that it's mandatory to have. It hasn't hurt my business and why invest $$$$ when it's unnecessary? When I decide to start advertising again in a big way I will suck it up, deal with the resulting ulcers, drink some tequila and pose. Right now, it's just not something I need to put myself thru. smiles, cat

Not sure I haver any specific accessories that I like ladies to wear... I am often delighted by what they do but no real list I look for. I find ladies are best positioned to determine what makes them look sexy. That said I have had regular ladies who I saw over a period of years and I had over that time sometimes surprised them with gifts and I alway enjoy seeing them wear the items on future visits (bra, panties, jewelry etc). In at least one case I was extremely happy to see the items I had given to a lady turn up in some of her future ads as it confirmed for me that I had hit the mark with those gifts. Just my Opinion

Rather than trying to build his business and clientele this way, maybe they should focus on being honest with the customer and be less confusing. Try posting pictures of the real ladies working there, not some Asian model off the internet. As well, stop with all the name changing BS. It is very frustrating when trying to book and a lady is Susan one day then Alice the next and then a week later is Karen, meanwhile someone new is now Susan.

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In years past, I used to occasionally post a special story right around Christmastime. They're only vaguely seasonal, but the one thing that they've all had in common is that they particularly reflect the warmth of the season, despite the cold weather. It's been a while since my last story and I've written a new one, just in time to resurrect my old custom. Enjoy, my dear readers. --bb -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Spooning afterwards is the best. We're warm and sweaty but we're basking in the afterglow. Our bodies fit together so perfectly, my arms wrapped around her, my nose nuzzling her fragrant hair. Her breathing has become heavy and deep. I think she's fallen asleep. That's okay. She's had some late nights recently. I know she doesn't have to go anywhere after this, and neither do I. So I'll let her doze on for just a little while. I looked at the room around me. She's decorated it with a gentle touch. She'd painted it a delicate pink, all by herself. Every detail is perfect, every knick-knack just so. I've spent a lot of time here with her. She's made this room feel like my home away from home. Here, my problems just fall away. In this room, my terrible boss and my dead-end job are just distant memories. In this room, my parents are still in good health, still in possession of all their faculties. In this room, only good things happen and time stands still. I'm not the only one who feels this way. Oh, I know there are other men. I just don't think about that. What I mean is that when we're together, the world falls away for her too. She forgets about all the grief her ex gives her. In this room, her children are angels and she never gets calls to come in because her daughter is acting out. In this room, her credit card balance is always in the black, her checks are never overdrawn. In this room, our world is just the two of us on this bed. It reduces to my lips on hers, my fingers tracing the soft skin in the small of her back, the taut skin between her shoulder blades, the delicate skin on the nape of her neck. I kiss her neck, her perfect breasts, her flat belly and I just keep going right on. When I reach my goal, her eyes close and a fragile smile settles on her face. She is truly home now. She has an impish grin afterwards. "My turn." She rolls me onto my back, and takes me into her mouth, looking up at me the whole time. She's oh... so... diligent. I always mean to let her finish me off this way but it always seems like I end up inside her, in any one of a number of our favorite positions. I could say I'm in my happy place here. But honestly, I was in my happy place as soon as I walked through her door. It's hard not to think about a life lived a little differently. About that happy place expanding outside of these four walls and filling the whole world. I let myself dream that dream when I'm here. But I know that if we were together, truly together, life would be different and not quite so rosy. My trials and tribulations would still be there. They would enter this world too. And as for her, she doesn't even need to say it. I know she dreams about my taking her away from all this. Having my strong arms around her, protecting her from the world around us. And we both have that tiny flicker in the deepest recesses of our hearts, that we would be forever together. That I would be hers and her alone, that she would be mine and mine alone. But I think we both know that these are just fantasies. My world comes flooding back the moment I cross her threshold to the street outside, and I look at my phone. And as for her, the world doesn't wait that long. It only takes as long as it does for her to pick up her phone, sometimes before she's even left my embrace. Sometimes I think to tell her to wait a moment, to savor our time together full measure. That text will still be there. The world will still loom out there, whether we want it or not. But I don't say anything. Some lessons can only be learned, not taught. As for me, I'm happy to let my fantasy linger a little longer. My problems will still be there, as soon as I walk away. I look at the snow falling gently out her window. I reach down to gently kiss the back of her neck and pull her closer. And then I doze off too.

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