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...and since it's a long weekend, we'll need an extra-special goddess. So who better than the one who kicked this thread off in the first place? And not only she the first person to post in this thread, she was the first SP I went to see. Clearly I make good choices sometimes :) Anyway... Meg is smart, funny, and a great person to spend time with. And a great person to follow up the stairs, if you catch my drift... :)

My CERB Goddess of the Day today is a lady of international renown, who as of yet I have to meet. (but I'm waiting for the time when our paths cross, alas the downside of being a touring gentleman) She needs no introduction, and has already been mentioned in this thread, and that is none other than Victoria Jolie. Beautiful, sexy, and thinks outside the box in her marketing packages (for example her idea of a fishing/hunting package). Here is Victoria's Profile http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/member.php?u=17627 Some recommendations http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?ltr=V&t=6879 although the biggest recommendation comes from another lady I highly respect, who said I would like her And two pictures of her...the first one, well being the fisherman I am, you can see why I like this one. Until this picture, I never thought of hip waders as sexy, but Victoria makes it work And a second, more recent photo I'm just waiting for the day when our paths cross Victoria, I really do want to meet you. But until then, you'll be my CERB Goddess of the Day RG

Three amazing, sexy ladies and wonderful contibutors to CERB !! I could never imagine Cerb without these three beauties hanging out, helping people, setting people straight, just having fun or making us laugh our asses off :D The beautiful, sexy and talented tattooed Trio ! Sara, Malika and Cleo Catra I don't typically prrrrrrrrrrr but all three of ya make me prrrrrrrrrr ;) heh heh

keissy hennessey I mean, come on! Breathtakingly beautiful! Plus, she tweeted that she thinks I have sexy legs lol. http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/member.php?u=28847

Going on a hot date with my good friend Penelope and catching up on each other's lives.

My CERB Goddess of the Day today is a lady I have only met through posts and pm's, but one day would like to meet in person.....and that is the beautiful Soleil Always a positive contributor to CERB, she's the one reason I can think of to visit Winterpeg Soleil's Profile http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/member.php?u=26702 This is what some guys have to say about her http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?ltr=S&t=15487 RG

With the advent of 4 letter - 3 digit license plates in Ontario, there has been some conjecture on whether the powers that be would issue plates that began BBBJ. I drive around a lot. Seriously, a lot! So I've been checking passing cars to see if I can spot one. The closest I've come is seeing BBBB 259. I'll keep looking. Why, you might ask, do I devote so much time to this? I'm glad you asked. The Harper Government has decided it would be a good idea to start moving the goal posts for retirees. Now it is 65 to 67. I would suggest that if they stay in power, it will go from 67 to 70. I can't do crap about that. The Harper Government has decided to rewrite the rules and underlying principles regarding EI. Never mind that the size of the benefits has been whittled down to ridiculous levels already. When they get done, if you turn down that job at Timmy's because you have a Masters in Computer Science, **poof** go your benefits. Never mind that when you finally get a chance to interview for a position in your field, the interviewer will look at your CV, see that series of crap jobs you've been forced to take, and tell you you've been out of your field too long so all you can get now are crap jobs. (Yes, I know interviewers do that because I worked in that role and told people exactly that.) And if the Harper Government can find you a crap job half-way across the country and you turn it down because your SO has a job here, yada yada yada, tough. No money for you. I can't do crap about that. The Harper Government is changing the rules for refugees so now, instead of waiting forever for a hearing, they will get one right away. That would be a good thing except their hearing is going to be rushed and the adjudicator may or may not have a clue what they are doing (can you spell political appointment?) and when the decision is made that this bleeding, bruised, tortured person isn't really in any danger if they get shipped back to the hellhole they just spent their life savings to escape, there is no appeal. Gone, bye-bye, have fun. And that refugee can give up any thought about any kind of health services during their soon-to-be brief stay. We, as a country, are going to be as mean-spirited as possible so we can save enough money to pay for all those stupid signs scattered about the countryside telling us this and that project is being brought to us by the Harper Government. I can't do crap about that. But do you want to know what I can do? Look for BBBJ plates. If I see one, I'll let you know.

There seems to be a new trend on the rise. A very unsafe new trend. Numerous ladies, including myself, have reported an increase in a request for BBFS. These requests are often accompagnied by offers of increased donations or promises of their youth and good looks. Please note that no reputable lady will have intercourse without a condom no matter the offer. It is degrading, dangerous and just plain stupid to be seeking unprotected sex with any stranger! Get yourself into a monogamous relationship if no condom is what you require to get off!

They may have a point. Kids today, eh?

finally there is a way to block calls and yes text messages too with rogers and blackberry-text 4716 then Xtreme- then it will prompt you to do the rest...I'm not sure about other mobile providers but this works with Rogers. I do really think however that she needs to contact the police. I had to deal with this before and the police were very helpful.

harassment is harassment (no matter what job you are in).....have her keep records of these phonecalls and visits and tell her to go to the police. Theres nothing she can do about the fake client emails unfortunately but if shes receiving threatening phonecalls and people are coming by harassing her then she has every right to take it to the authorities

I knocked on the door with a hesitant smile and when I left, I left with my body tingling! I just arrived home from spending an incredible evening with Gabriella, one that I am quite sure I will never forget. As I said above the evening left me with everything from an active memory to a spent body. The "Gabby Experience" is something that I was truly not prepared for...in all the positive ways. The greeting at the door was as if we had met 100 times before (it was our first meeting) and the experience that followed was, well it was heated to say the least. After the initial "meet and greet" Gabriella gave me a tour of her room and we sat and became acquainted. As time passed the conversation loosened and became more fluid, all the while laced with flirtatious overtures. As we conversed on the bed we both started to get a feel for how our evening was going to progress and how we may feel at the end of our time together. As usual I will not reveal any of the specifics of our play time but rest assured Gabriella is an eye opening experience that is best realized in person...not written words. By that I mean some things in this world have to be seen to be believed. The Great Pyramid in Egypt, Niagara Falls, The Kremlin and now I would add Gabriella to that list! Her personality and attitude are surpassed only by her skills and talents in the bedroom and I submit that that is a lethally sexy combination! So here is to you Gabriella for giving me an experience that I was honestly not expecting and thank you for Mr. Pinky and sticky hugs as well.

Well there is a point yet to be made here and then I think everyone has done a great job of covering the subject. I re-read the whole thread and saw these words (small sample) "Dangerous, stupid, incomprehensible, crazy risk, extremely disturbing" but it's the remark about the otherwise "safe environment" I have to comment on. CFS is not safe, it's just less riskier. If you knew as a matter of "fact" that your partner had AIDS (or lets be less dramatic and say genital herpes) and you know this to be true, would you consider a condom adequate protection? I know I wouldn't. As clients or SPs and consenting adults were are accepting a certain level of risk as acceptable but let there be no doubt there is still a risk. Just as any SP offering BBBJ is at risk of offering CIM even if they don't plan to (by extension - surprise), any SP offering CFS is subject to it becoming BBFS by surprise. Personally I have experienced two different types of malfunctions and thankfully many years ago now. One is like a balloon, poof no more condom (that matters) and the other type of failure is not as pronounced or immediately noticeable, but condoms absolutely do fail and even when they don't there is still a risk. Of course it is "Dangerous, stupid, incomprehensible, crazy risk, extremely disturbing" to intentionally take more risk than you must but my point is that CFS can become BBFS very suddenly and quite unexpectedly and you clearly have to consider that an acceptable risk and realize that you are taking that risk so I wouldn't call it otherwise "safe", just less risk and therefore a sensible precaution.

A website should have the basics, age (at least age range), don't call yourself 22 if your 30th birthday is a month away LOL, be honest about body type (while I'm not a fan of all the acronyms, but for example don't call yourself a spinner if you are bordering on a bbw) In short the client you want is the client who wants you, and the only way he'll know if he wants you is if your honest about who you are Photos are good, but as has been mentioned, don't photoshop or copy someone else's photos. It is understandable that some ladies don't show their face, or cover tattoos/piercings for privacy. Just say, if that is the case, you have tattoos/piercings In terms of writing, don't plagiarise some other lady's writings...quick way to make enemies not just of other ladies, but the guys won't trust you either And frankly in a website, unless it's regularly updated, it's really hard to get a feel of the lady's personality...a website can be scripted I now look more for ladies who participate on CERB, that gives me a real feel for what they are like as a person...went off CERB a couple times, made me wish I hadn't...lesson learned Some ramblings RG

I took the 24/7 statement more figuratively than literally, meaning that she works a reduced schedule compared to others. I would hope no one is working 24/7 constantly, if they are, not sure how they keep awake or provide any level of service.

Ok this is one of my Reco section pet peeves.... and I'm not proposing a solution other than let's not do this (like I'm just doing now!) PhantomKnight you're only four 'cerb days old' and I suppose we'll have to forgive you, and Labrador I'm betting you didn't read the dates (and I forgive you).... but you two, and now I, have just bumped an almost three year old review to the top of the forum with nothing to add to it!!! I'll start another thread to discuss solutions! http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/announcement.php?f=125&a=10 Cheers, waterat

I don't know of any SP's here on cerb that advertise/provide service 24/7, not saying there are 0 but certainly to say "most of the providers on here" do provide a 24/7 service is a gross exaggeration, in my opinion. You don't need to knock others to make yourself look better.

On my last car my plate was BHJE (best hand job ever) LMAO

I have to agree with Danielle 100%. We play safe, know our place as a companion and we are a for sure guarantee that some fun is going down. You haven't wasted money on the chick that's at the club every weekend, getting free drinks, loaded and has no idea what she may or may not have done in that state. Then you end up with more than a happy ending because you made the choice of the drunk party girl. SP's can party and have lots of fun but we all have enough sense I hope to protect ourselves and the people we spend quality time with. All my Love, Lexy

Here's a hug Sophia, and sorry that family of all people trying to screw you over not once but twice. And good for you, at least your mother has a car now. You should just disown your cousin, she doesn't deserve your compassion RG

Crystal is back! I went on vacation for the past week and now I am back and ready for action. I offer the most sensual, erotic massage. Soapy shower fun and body slides that will drive you wild. I will leave you breathless. I am in the mood for some dirty talk today, so cum, relax and melt in my hands. 9-9 SAT 10-9 SUN txt 613 316-5148 or PM

Go get a BBBJ (plate or other) and smile!

I would like to welcome anyone who would love to join the new social group called " Cleavages". You are welcome to talk about and post pictures of the female body part that men loves to stare at and can get us in trouble(but not on here).

My CERB Goddess of the day has already been mentioned, for good reason. She presents herself in such a classy manner. Her posts and threads are always intriguing and original. She always participates on the board. Well deserved, Miss Gabriella Laurence! Lets also not forget her very breath taking beauty!

Catherine St. Clair!!! Cat is the complete embodiment of poise, grace and ultimate class!! She is incredibly strong lady, but never jaded! She is warm, supportive the the sexiest bedroom eyes I have ever seen! And the most loveliest smile to go along with those amazing eyes! She is timeless in beauty and in character! I strive to have an ounce of grace!! http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/member.php?u=4978

I am 19 years old.. brand new to massage.. and waiting for you to be a part of it.. Offering slippery hot body slides, Hut tub fun, wet sudsey showers and more.. Heres some pics to give you a taste; http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/album.php?u=67513 Excited to meet some new friends Try some new things and treat you right :wink: Also offering sexy duos with my bff Crystal ! Click here for my hot Recommendations http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=90114 West End Location in room sexy hot showers and hot tub fun for our enjoyment My Schedule This Weekend: Saturday 9-9 Duo's with Crystal all day ;) Sunday 10-9 Duo's with Crystal all day ;) PM me to book appointment or call spa direct See you soon Becky xoxoxox

Well, without a doubt the highlight of my day (and probably month) was meeting a certain redheaded lady from la belle province. What a pleasure it was (both physically and mentally) to meet a lady such as Gabriella!

Wow! That was quite the ride and what a beautiful spot you decided to visit along the way! Hopefully, I'll have time to get there while I'm in Halifax next week. My highlight: I have to say that I am loving every single minute of my stay in PEI! Even though I haven't left yet and I also miss home, I can't wait to come back for another visit! Talk about mixed feelings lol I love the maritimes :)

The doctor said it was a bacterial infection, a bad one too. No, not an std (or from rough play just a bit of sucking) but a good example of just how easy it is to contract something, I would have never guessed that I could get an infection from that. They hurt soo bad, they couldn't be touched for a week and all my veins were purple and black.

heys life is not fair, and it's bussiness. the dancer makes more money doing other things than a floor show. the quicker she works the table the better. then their is human nature she goes for the one she likes the most or she attracted too yes it is rude but no its not go

BBFS is a no, no, no; and it makes me run as far as I can from those who dare to offer it. Fortunatly, here at CERB the ladies have enough ethics and common sense, and professionalism to stay away from that irresponsible practice. This business is not a russian roulette game, but the fun to be with somebody that share pleasure and fun in a safe environment.

Well, actually, you can.... If someone writes a particularly terrific, useful, pointed or otherwise valuable post and you want to reward them, you can first give them reputation points and make a comment (or not) when you do that. Then, you can Nominate the post. You have to do it in that order: FIRST, give Rep, THEN Nominate! If you do it the other way around, you can only Nominate, but no rep! They get increased points when you do both.

It's officially summer in Nova Scotia

That was really amazing to watch, thanks for sharing. This one too is neat.

A thought I had in my mind last night regarding this. Even though I think we don't have any here, what about male escorts? Without providing any links, I believe there is an agency in Ottawa with a male companion and I'm sure they are around Canada and around the world, probably in much lower numbers then female companions. Is he just just another anonymous sperm donor should the client decide not to abort (if the client gets pregnant of course). Or should he be legally responsible as much as a male client getting a female SP pregnant (financially at least)

These two ladies have already been mentioned in this thread but I must mention them again because they are amazing women, Goddesses and have become wonderful friends of mine from afar.... A couple of east coast sweethearts.....they are good friends themselves....they both are beautiful women !! Intelligent, kind, caring, fun, awesome senses of humor, adventurous, of course gorgeous !! .....and frisky :D prrrrr prrrrr and prrrrrr One has seen Austin naked.....poor girl ...hope I didn't scar you for life ;) The other one most definately will SOON !! poor girl.... haha Katherine Penelope Davis This pic pops into my head whenever I hear the words "Nova Scotia" ;)

My Goddess of the day is Georgiana Sweet: She is new to the board and despite never meeting her in person, I am taken by her great elocution, her class and how simply charming she is (okay good looking also...:D) sweet-company.com I hope to meet you one day!

She should be able to use features the phone service already provides to block someone from calling her. Each phone call received, she also needs to press *57, then after a few of those calls are reported with *57, she then needs to get the # blocked. Tell her to not take "oh we can't do that" as an answer from the (assuming cel phone) phone company. They certainly can. If it is a landline, it is very much simpler. She simply uses *60 to block specific #s, and she can use that for block calls as well. Anyone receiving that many calls within a short period of time can show intent. If there are texts received, she needs to record, copy, save the history. If she receives harrassing emails, keep a record as well, then start blocking the emails as they arrive. Some email accounts have easy blocking set up, others may take some digging to figure out how to block. And definitely, she needs to report this person immediately and without delay, to start a file. It doesn't matter that this is another sp doing this, the process she needs to go thru would be the same if sp or problem client. Once she gets the basics of how to record and report, then she will be able to handle anyone else that happens her way. The worst possible thing to do is to allow it to continue, by doing nothing. Doing nothing would include not blocking the nuisance calls from clogging up her phone line, imo. Some sps change their phone #, but once the # is in ads, it starts up again anyway so not much point in that.' I have a feeling that if/when the problem sp gets a call or visit from LE, they'll think twice about treating your friend like a victim. Let's face it, some people are idiots. Some people manage to take offense when nothing was ever done to them. Some people have impulse control issues, or alcohol problems, or who knows what. The thing with this person is they aren't going to go away. Some people actually need someone else (like LE) to come up to them and tell them to stop doing something. They think because they can do something, and get away with it, it is OK. Best way to deal with a bully is to not allow them to get away with it. We don't know what this person is capable of if they feel like they aren't getting their way. Once they realize that LE is involved, and they would be the first person contacted if anything happens, they might take a step back.

My CERB Goddess of the Day is none other than my beautiful wife Gabriella Laurence. We have yet to meet in person. But I have enjoyed our friendly bantering back and forth, and always enjoy reading her contributions to CERB RG Here is Gabriella's profile http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/member.php?u=46192

Three new pics from Kyra Graves, looking awesome http://cerb.ca/vbulletin/album.php?albumid=5083

My Cerb Goddess of the Day (and year ;)) is Emily Rushton. She is a beautiful woman inside and out and carries herself with the utmost class. A true beauty!!

Is it...er....getting...ehem....warm in here? :icon_redface: Just checking! We'll set that ride up soon!

"Don't step there, that's dog poop." - The girl who saved me from stepping in dog poop, the other day.

I reached double Goddess (God) Status yesterday. I'm very proud of my accomplishment, contribution to the board and being part of this community!!:bigclap: Ya!! For Me!! All my love, Hugs and Kisses, Lexy