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Take a deep breath and hold it in until you sense you need to take another one. Helps to wait another 1-2 seconds. Usually does it for me. FR

I'm grateful the weather has been fantastic all week because I had to walk everywhere to get all the things I needed (no car- see the 'things that suck thread' lol). At the same time, I rediscovered that walking long distances was therapeutic and relaxing in many ways. I'm also sleeping much better at night :)

I absolutely love it.

Waking up 5 nights in a row around 4:00 a.m. and not being able to get back to sleep. Yes, I cut out the caffeine yesterday!

I think it's what we all call a shill ;)

I would like to nominate Peachy because of her initiative with the CERB book club. I really appreciate all of the hard work she does maintaining the social group, and creating the polls, etc. Here's my favourite picture of her. You're my goddess today, Peachy! (p.s. I just voted!)

Hi Katie, I'm quite confused as to how you can "recommend" a lady who has the exact same pictures as you, unless you are identical twins and paying client of hers or do duos together but I don't think that is the case. There is no longer a "Lisa" on the "other site" but an ad with your pictures, description and the same phone with no name. This could be seen as shilling yourself because you have responded as if you and "Lisa" are two different people and you have also commented on the recommendation thread for "Lisa". I'm just looking at all the information, pictures, phone number, ads and along with your posts that you and Lisa are one in the same. I am in no way shape or form slandering or bashing you, I'm simply giving you some advice on how to properly change your name, clarify any confusion and properly claim your recommendation. There is nothing wrong with a name change but from being in this business for a number of years the gents like and expect honesty, consistency and professionalism from the ladies of CERB. Just my humble advice, I would suggest to read the rules and information at these links prior to responding: http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/picture.php?albumid=5897&pictureid=37486 http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/faq.php?faq=vb_faq#faq_somerulesnotin "Lisa" has received a lovely recommendation and Katie you can have MOD put/change your recommendation thread with something like Katie formally "Lisa from BP" but commenting/asking questions and trying to get your thread bumped is against the rules and this could be also looked at as a shill because you are making it look like you have no idea who "Lisa" is on the reco thread, when you said you saw her/you in this thread and are asking questions regarding the reco on that thread but in this thread you also recommend "Lisa" and your pictures/phone number don't lie, I'm confused as to your actions but extremely smart and aware of what's up. http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?ltr=L&t=97573 I'll let the gents and MOD weigh in on this. Katie is a fairly new member July 2012 and may not have had a chance to fully read the rules and FAQ with that said, why pretend not to know yourself and then recommend yourself. All the best, Lexy

Received great messages today from some of my very best friends on cerb. Really great messages. Surrounded by beauty on cerb. What could be better than that?

What is one touch you crave?..... A hand in the hair, a kiss on the lips, a spank on quivering flesh? Which is the -ONE- single touch you crave above all others ( and no fair saying either HIS or HERS) Just curious... and you may list more than one, but do say what tops your list. Me? .......... Feather dusting on my nipples with a soft tongue Gentle kisses on my neck Nibbles on my ears Pure, simple, glorious penatration I could go on, but I think you get the idea. Your turn!

Ok guys, I have seen this lady twice now. After the first time, I did not review because once she becomes known, she will be very busy, and hard to book. After the second time though, I thought I would let the secret out. Nikki is what I would describe as a pixy of a lady. Very cute with a nice smile and personality. We have all seen the pix in her album, and I can tell you that her tiny tight bum looks just as good in person as in the pictures. Boobs are well in proportion to the rest of her body, as well as perky and firm. Nikki loved to DFK, and her breathing became heavy very quickly. After a few squeezes and rubs of her pussy, she became very drenched down below, and starts making those sexy noises we all love to hear. DATY was nice with her doing some grinding in my face, (oh so wet!!!) Pulled her to the edge of the bed for some DATO, and she seemed to like that. Switched to 69 with her doing some very nice and wet BLS. On to full service with me on top, and oh she is tight... :-) I only lasted a few minutes, with her voice in my ear repeating those dirty words I said to her. (One of the hardest orgasams I have had recently.) I did ask what her restrictions were, and she told me that she did not do CIM or GREEK. (No fingers in the back door either...) In my opinion this gal should not be passed up. NB: A shout out of thanks to the good folks at Pfizer for helping an older man like me make these encounters possible. ;-)

Just thought I would throw this out there for the many music fans in Freddy:) This Saturday at Dolan's Pub. Featuring one of my own family members. This bright and talented young lady is preforming along with many other's in helping her to launch her first recording!! Today world requires more than just talent, but funds to get her out there! Stop in starting from 2pm-8pm, many local talents are performing in support of this amazing young lady! if you like a home grown sound, with a fresh sound, this is your show! Hope to see you there, if you would like to say hello, that is fine...BUT PLEASE BE DISCRETE!!!! A SIMPLE CHEERS WILL DO!

Iam with Carrie...I like to find out but if they don't like it I will struggle to stay away. Actually, it was early on in my career that a CERB member made me aware of this :). I especially like it when someone tells me to!

Gad, are mine ever sensitive. I love them being nibbled upon. Like Notch, there was a lady in a SC that did something similar, but if I did not pay close attention, she would do more than nibble! Got so bad I had to ask her to stop. -Alg

In my younger party years...well I still party....but anywhooo if you guzzle a beer and a friend smacks you on the back at the same time....all better and good to go :) Or try what the rest of the people say here....perhaps more practical ;)

braised veal chops with wild mushrooms, roasted carrots parsnips and shallots,and steamed baby potato,s - mmm luv fall veggies roasted

you cant go wrong with a short drive to the Ottawa airport area to see Sexxxy Rebecca ..

A gentle raking of long fingernails over my testicles pushes me over the edge every time.

I love playing with a man's nipples.. and always ask if it's okay. Some respond with sure.. but it does nothing for me.. I'm okay with that. I still play in that case. Some say they don't like it.. I then struggle to keep my hands off of them. BUT I've both clients and in my early dating years boyfriends who had no awareness whatsoever they might get turned on by it and they were wholly and pleasantly surprised to become complete converts.

I can almost orgasm when a lady Plays with mine .......just thikning about it gets me going Posted via Mobile Device

I love a nice firm grab on my ass. And a kiss on the back of my neck.

To Sandi In answer to your question...it is in reference to this http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?ltr=E&t=68254 I still remember the twinkle in Emily's eyes when she suggested it, but the details, well a gentleman, well this gentleman doesn't give out details. It is a euphemism, won't say exactly what, but what a wonderful magical memory that euphemism was, due in large part to the companion I was with, Emily, definitely when she says she is a date of a lifetime she tells the truth :-) But now I'm getting a smile on my face thinking back to that very special evening Emily and I had RG :-)

Funny how this subject came out like this, I have visited a strip club in the past and there was this one sexy girl that always unbutton my shirt very slowly and played with my nipples, it was very arousing. She had just the perfect suction with her lips and tongue, a lot of tongue and a bit of suction I would get hard(both my nipples and the little guy). Here the funny thing once they were hard she would rub her nipples on mine and let me suck on hers afterward. This reminds me I have to visit that strip club soon.

Spa sessions with Sophia, designed with the Gentlemen in mind! This is where you can come to slip into luxury, bask in self indulgence that you so rightly deserve! You can touch and be touched in the most natural way that humans are meant to be. Leave your worries behind and escape into the realm of tranquility, serenity and complete bliss! Below is a list of a variety add on treatments that you can enjoy to enhance your Spa experience! Enjoy all of these treatments in a 2 hour Gentlemen's Spa Session! Nude full body massage using traditional Shiatsu combined with a Swedish massage, this will provide deep tissue massage, open energy chakra's which allows energy to flow freely throughout your body. This is completed with a Body slide massage, and yes....always leave HAPPY:smile: Foot and face Reflexology You may enjoy this treatment on it's own or coupled with the above therapy. Reflexology uses finger and thumb pressure on certain reflexes found in the foot or face. This produces total body relaxation and helps to restore the bodies natural balance. This also comes with a foot soak and scrub. After which we move into erotic touch, body slides and yes....always leave HAPPY! Custom made Aromatherapy oils also can be coupled with the above services. Oils can be used for pain management, inflammation, or to induce aphrodisiac sensations. Stimulate your senses into a euphoric state Hot Stone Treatment My most Favorite form of relaxation massage! 50 Stones strategically placed to ease and sooth your muscles! Encourages total body relaxation! And yes....Always leave happy:smile: ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Pre booking is greatly appreciated, as my visit is not very long. Simply PM and I can reserve a time just for you! OCTOBER 16- 1PM-7PM 17- 9AM-7PM 18-9AM-2PM LOOKING FORWARD TO MEETING NEW FRIENDS, AND HOPE TO SEE SOME FAMILIAR FACES AS WELL:smile: ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Hello to all the beautiful ladies of Cerb! Although I'm I'm quite confident I know this answer, I figured I'd ask the question instead. I'm growing a beard for charity this and next month. Is it considered unhygienic to you all and in your personal experiences and preferences, how much mileage would you say it would affect? (Maybe that's not worded correctly so please don't be offended :)

As I've said before, there is nothing I love more than watching a man get turned on. So if sucking and nipple play is his thing than I'm on board. I love having mine sucked so why wouldn't a man, it feels great and you know what they say, if it feels good do it!

I find that any sort of breathing exercise that makes you get back control of your diaphragm will get rid of them pretty quickly.

Little late, but there might be an interesting show on TVO at 9 pm called "The Chubby Chaser". It's a video about the producers love for full bodied women, the image and feminine ideals.

Happy birthday, Boomer!

I had a very naughty outcall visit recently from Gaia in Calgary. She made a very special visit to my trailer. Definitely not rushed and well worth the 1.5hrs for $$.5 for PSE. I am now trying to find a time to see her again. She came three times while performing DATY. She loves BBBJ as well.

Having plans fall through (at the last minute) due to my SO being sick. This is NOT how I envisioned my evening... I owe my friend an apology and a white russian too.

I would take the comment with a grain of salt. People tease me all the time that I don't have a real job. What I do have is the flexibility to work when I want, take as many holidays as I want and work as hard as I want without anyone looking over my shoulder and telling me what I should or should not do. I could never work for somebody else at this stage in my life. Fortunately, I love my job, work hard and on weekends when I have to and I make a very nice living.

Well RG, seems you have handle on it. Best thing I can say is if you "hate my [your] job" then ASAP is indicated. You will never be happier (although it does take a few months to realize you need not live on Kraft dinner and that you will be Ok once you make the leap). In fact it was a full year after I "quit" and then looked at my bank account balance and had the revelation "Holy cow, I have way more money than I ever had" before it sunk in that I had really made the right decision :) Of course all these decisions are highly personal and based on personal circumstances but GoC is poison, you and I both know that :) The SPs are very lucky, IMHO as they have no boss (other than themselves, we hope) and if they provide good service they can work when and how they want. The oldest SP I have met was 55 or so and still going VERY strong with loyal clients. Real job? Hell yeah!

That is very correct. As a switch where I was the sub (spankee), I never liked a dom who simply just hit for the sake of hitting. In my opinion, spankings are as much psychological as they are physical. To me, this comes under respecting limits. Now that I am looking for a spankee (sub) for simple basic spanking play, I would always remember how well I was respected and treated. I am sure my search will be a successful one!

I can relate as I did what few public servants would ever do, I Q-U-I-T. Even this was difficult and met with disbelief (my boss called me the next day to ask why I wasn't at work) -- like are you for real? I know I quit yesterday and then the oh my gosh what about your pension stuff, and then the appropriate response so what? So they sent me a letter and said well, we will stop your pay but we want to give you 6 months to reconsider :) After six months I wrote back and said thanks for the opportunity, bye bye. Best decision I ever made, I make more money in a typical day than they used to pay me in a month, other days nothing. I suspect that some successful SPs are much the same. Better to be your own boss... Do I actually have a job now? Some would say no, others would say yes, you employ people so you are the boss. I'm never quite sure but I'm not hurting financially and also able to be moral -- that's all that's important to me now. So I think SPs that enjoy their work and give value for the funds received are doing what they do best, same as me. Call it not a real job if you dare :) I say just don't fall into the trap of working 100% of the the time for another 2% of your pension. Life is too short for that.

My Westie picked my husband out for me. I was dating a lot of different guys, but she had no use for any of them. She'd always get between me and whatever guy was around, and try to get my attention. Until the day she met the man who would become my husband. She was head over heels for him at first sight, and followed him everywhere. I figured, if he was good enough for Katie, he was good enough for me. She made an excellent choice for us.

Well, after meeting the lovely Nathalie, I must insist that she is my goddess of the day. http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/member.php?u=47001 Her beautiful personality and her stunning looks only makes me want to see more of her, well also with Gia now that I met them both one on one ;) Ba da bing! and a duo I SO desire :)

Claire Heavens' new album, Practice Shoot. http://cerb.ca/vbulletin/album.php?albumid=5915 The pics capture her sunny and fun personality perfectly. I love these :)

I love big pups, like the Irish Wolfhound, a pony-sized breed, but is extremely gentle and docile, who like to cuddle!! As some of you know, I also trained dogs for mobility assist to help out people with mobility issues. Labs (of course) a breed that wants to please its master all the time, German Shepherds are a breed that are very loyal, smart and also good protectors and oddly enough, Standard Poodles who are brilliant, easy to train, little or no fur flying around, and without the goofy hair cuts, are a pretty breed as well.

I have 12 windows in my house that open using a crank (for lack of a better word). Because of the way the blinds work, I removed the cranks but left them on the window sills. Well, 12 years later I am down to two cranks! The air is so fresh out right now but I had to run around room to room to open all the windows and am pretty sure I will be cold enough soon to have to do it all over again!

I was just reflecting on CarreM's thoughtful post and it made me think of two of dear old Mom's favorite sayings and how they pertain to this whole thread: 1)"If you can't say something nice, don't say anything at all" . Shayla should have realized early on that peeps were agitated. If she would have backed off and taken stock, she could've made a conciliatory statement or not replied at all, but she couldn't shut up. 2)"The Lord( choose your own Higher Power) helps those who help themselves". People shouldn't be ashamed of their work. Anyone physicaly able, who contributes to commerce, whether on her feet at McD's or on her back(lol),is of a higher order than the bottom feeders. I myself have done things as varied as shoveling shit, and managing a new car franchise( for th at job I had to be full of shit, lol). I'm a believer in second chances, having had some mysel,f and Shayla deserves a chance, after a good long time out to reflect on her actions.

Happy birthday to you, Isabella!

Happy birthday Isabella, I hope you get all that you wish for when you blow out the candles.

Wow Isa it's your Birthday. You know I would dance on tables for you. :icon_wink: XOXO Cub

Long May Your Big Jib Draw Isabella! :-) ...and to many more!

Happy birthday from waaaaay out west.Enjoy the day.

Happy birthday Isabella!!!

Happy Birthday Issy Enjoy Your Special Day RG

I bought too many clothes and don't have enough hangers. Posted via Mobile Device

The month of September has been horrible for me in so many ways... Having a close friend of the family pass away (same for the family cat), my cat got sick, I got sick, had laptop problems, my fridge and car broke down, etc. I can't wait for things to get a little better and a lot less stressful!

How can you not focus on that lifestyle? I mean I'm not trying to insult anyone but there is a question of how often do you put yourself at risk and lets face it, an SP puts herself at risk every time she sees a client. Do people not realize that there are a few STD's that a condom won't keep you safe from? All it takes is a little skin on skin contact and you could get herpes. I'm just trying to ask a simple question, are they prevalent in this community enough for there to be a real worry or are they a lot more uncommon.