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Merry christmas (and happy holidays to our "non christmas" celebrating members) and happy new years. We survived 20121221 as i suspected we would but then again the server did die on us! Lets hope that was the last of the 2012 problems! Hope you all have a safe and fun holiday. Very best wishes to all.... I think this was the best year with cerb for me and i owe that to the council members, the other moderator and all the great members.

I was surprised to discover that there was no CERB social group dedicated to the fine art of Oral Pleasure! :icon_surprised: This is a travesty of course... So I created one for my fellow Oral Enthusiasts to come together to share discussions, pictures, links, techniques and recommendations. :D http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/group.php?groupid=167 I made it a private group (invite only) so that we can be as naughty as we like and also share x-rated pictures too! ;) You can post here, or PM me if you would like an invite!! :D

When there are so many fabulous boxing day sales, but too many dam people in the dam mall.....and why oh why do ladies insist on bringing out all of their babies and toddlers, only to have them run about everywhere, you brought strollers, why arent they in them?? And of course, the parents who brought them don't do shit to protect them from being hurt! It was not the guys fault that your child who is 2 feet tall got knocked down ...like did you really think it was a good ass idea to let your babies run about in the mall?????? DUH

The whole family played board games and cards, opened gifts and hung out in the kitchen. We had our Christmas feast and had the best day! Carissa

Don't forget the college moan ;) when a student is supposed to be writing an essay --coughs-- but is having sex instead --coughs again-- In response to the original question, I generally have one orgasm per sexual encounter. I'm a one-hit wonder type of girl but my orgasms are incredibly powerful and intense. I'm not loud (vocally), but my hips have a tendency of doing the talking if I'm enjoying myself ;) I have a tendency of laughing afterwards and being somewhat paralyzed for a couple of minutes while I gather my wits. Foreplay is a HUGE part of how powerful my orgasms are... and I love having my orgasms through oral sex, either before or after penetrative sex! Making out for extended periods of time with my clothes on is part of foreplay, by the way!

After browsing cerb for a few months, I have obviously found many ladies I have put on my "to do" list. Just wondering if anyone else is having a hard time making a condensed list? So many options, so many gorgeous ladies, it is a tough job for sure! As it stands right now.....Emily J, Katrine and Jessica are high on my list of things "to do"

Hey all, As the new year comes around we all start making resolutions. Whether we are already in pursuit of them or preparing to start, list them below!! Mine are: 1. Heal from my bad injuries and lose the weight I've gained because of it. 2. Take more university classes. 3. Hobby more and work less. How about you folks?

I may be a grinch, but I am so darn glad that Christmas is over! haha So will you please tell me about some exciting things you are looking forward that have ABSOLUTELY NOTHING to do with Christmas? I'll start! 1. Heading to Toronto in January to spend time with a friend for her Birthday! 2. Finishing my exams in January right before my trip! :D 3. Starting my new semester and kicking calculus' arse! 4. Summer is coming! 5. Montreal trip in February for some Trapezing and adventures! Okay, your turn!

I know I said this last year....but this year I really mean it! Honest! To start eating right and get in shape! I have no choice this year. I'm planning on doing some travelling this summer and I can't realistically expect to hook up with some exotic strange while still looking like the comic book guy from the Simpsons! ;)

Hi Emily, Wonderful idea! Please send me an invite!:bj2: Big Hugs, Lexy

Believe it or not, but today will be my first taste of Turkey this holiday season. I consider myself blessed!

My topic for today is "Turkey" 3 days of eating turkey and turkey leftovers....two meals a day. I go to get a sub for lunch and they try to upsell a turkey club sub !!! NO I look in my food drawer at work for a snack and what do I see ? Flakes of fucking Turkey !!! Nooooo ! My awesome mother just phones and wonders if I want to come by after work for supper and help them out with leftovers ? Turkey lasagna !! Noooooooo ! Run away !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Today and probably till Easter.......Turkey sucks !!

one thing that sucks but is also kind of hilarious is how often you get contacted by "Photographers" offering a tide in "services" lol I wonder why people think because they own a camera they are a photographer lol. 3hrs of a photographers time is like $150, now how does that seem like an even trade lmao

X-Men - Last Stand. Good popcorn flick.

A WONDER WOMAN apron from HMV!!! I am talking serious excitement :) Check out my new profile pic later today if you wanna see me in it :boobies:

The last thing I bought was gingerale.

I like seeing ladies clothed and I also like seeing them in lingerie or less. :p I especially like seeing rear view shots, as doggie is my favorite male-dominant position (and cowgirl being my favorite female-dominant position...unless pegging) and I like to imagine squeezing those hot sweaty asscheeks and grunting as I lose control and pump animal style, my dick super engorged and the head fully inflated, until I cannot take her tight hotness anymore and I explode inside her! Ummm, yeah, so, anyway...I don't care if I see the face or not; actually, I like ladies who respect their anonymity as this reassures me that they will respect mine, not that I care that much about it, but still. As men are simple sexual creatures stimulated by visuals, yeah, the galleries are a great preview of things to cum! :p I prefer simple quick pics, even those taken on a phone, to the glossy, possibly photoshopped glamour shots, because you know that if the lady looks hot in amateur pics, she's gonna be hot in person; the glamour pics can set you up for a letdown. Dreamy fuzzy studio pics look great in Playboy, but for this purpose, I prefer the raw stuff.

Bonsoir messieurs hope everyone had a wonderful christmas and you all came back home safe. New year is coming... Also are new goals and new projects ;) After many years in the business, I will have to leave all of you behind and turned all of those good times into memories... I wanna say a special thanks to Angel`s touch owners and all the staff for having me in their team. I had an AWESOMEEEE time and many friendship have been built. And also a special thanks to YOU for your loyalty and for this special bond you made me your dirty little secret for so many years. Tomorrow from 10am til 3pm (bentley ave) and Saturday from 9am til 3pm (bells corner) I will make all your fantaisies come true... Ill be your best memory, Your wet dream ;) your fantasme, Your GFE MA I can be reached at 613-297-8984 613-274-7073 Do not miss out.... last chance to meet me ;) !!specials this week!! 60$ indoor fee (ill keep on my sexy outfit) 80$ indoor fee ( ill take off half of it ;) 100$ (only my skin) get twice the fun in the hour reversed massage tease shower together toys bodyslides lfk gfe experience and so much more

I tend to cum really easily, and I get all super twitchy and hyper-stimulated to the point where I giggle and beg you to please stop touching my for just one second. I have been told that I am too loud, and many have commented on how ridiculous I look chewing on my forearm to prevent the screaming orgasm sounds! I generally ask if it's alright if I am loud, and if the answer is no, then I keep a pillow/fist/something handy to shove in my mouth when I start to get a-twitchin'. As for intensity...Sometimes when it's really intense...all I can muster is a squeak or two and a whispered "Oh god please, wait, hang on!" lol Really also depends on my mood and the atmosphere we create on an individual level though!

I am still fairly new here, but I am super paranoid about someone I know finding me on here...It hasn't happened yet, but this is why I keep my face out of my photos. I have even edited some of my more identifiable tattoos out of some of them. I do offer to send headshots to people so they can see my face if they would like before booking, but this is usually after a bit of conversation and getting to know them. Maybe I'm being too paranoid, but I am more comfortable posting photos in a board/thread than I am on my cerb profile, you know what I mean? Otherwise, I really love seeing clean lines and big smiles on other ladies profiles. :)

I'm submitting myself to this one... And a selfy with no makeup

First time posting is no excuse for ignorance. What you are requesting is something that puts us ALL at jeopardy and at risk for disease. It is obvious it is a real question but it is a completely careless question. There is no way to prove to an SP or a Client that you are completely clean unless you went and got tested together and remained side by side until the results were returned. Seriously think your question through a few more times... I dont think Ill be the only one disgusted with this.

Double trouble courtesy of Malika and Carys ;)

Right off the top of my head.....I've been dying to meet Emily J, Taylor Monroe and Berlin!

Definitely a Huge Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays and a Happy New Year due to the Mod, Staff and Town Council of CERB They all work hard year round to provide this safe forum for all of us partaking in this lifestyle And a Merry Christmas, Holidays and a Happy New Year to the ladies and gentlemen of CERB who collectively make this the community it is Good thread Lexy RG

I should note too that sometimes a rate fluctuation is just a miscalculation on our part. But when we know we've screwed up, we have to put it right. Sometimes that means putting the price down a bit. Other times, raising it. When i first started seeing people out here in the sticks, I lowered my rate. My reasoning was that the lower rate would compensate my Ottawa regulars for coming the distance to see me. But it turned out that those regulars who could and would come all this way to see me continued paying my old rate, even though I told them a lower rate was available. And for those who couldn't or wouldn't come out here to see me, the lower rate didn't affect their decision. Meanwhile, I was advertising and picking up new clients out here, at the lower rate. Which was not good for me. The lower your rate, the more appointments you need to accept to cover your costs each month. In my situation, I need to keep traffic to a minimum, so by simply returning my rates to where they were before I left Ottawa, I could cut down on a lot of traffic. Of course, I continue to honour the lower rate for those good customers I acquired at that rate. But the higher rate takes more pressure off than you'll ever know. Over the years, many prospects have informed me that if I'd simply cut my rates in half, I would get twice as many customers. They say this like it's a good thing. But let me ask you this: if someone told you if you worked for half what you do, you could work twice as many hours, would that sound like a good thing to you? Run twice as hard for the same amount of money? I just don't see the selling point in that argument.

Gouging?? That's a bit hysterical, isn't it? After all, using the services of an SP is an extreme personal luxury. Not a life necessity like food, fuel, heat, shelter, shoes for your kids. Gouging happens when one jacks up the price of something that people can't go without. If they raised the price of Porsches by 25% one year, though, it would not be thought of as gouging because Porsches are luxuries for those who can afford them. There is no obligation to make them cheap enough for everyone to have one. To put some perspective on this matter, when I first worked in Toronto in 1982, the going rate was $250/hour. That's what I'm charging today. During that time, rents, many food costs, cost of a new car, fuel and heating oil have risen steadily (which I don't mind so much; I am more upset that quality and customer service has plunged). In one year, due to the application of the HST, my home heating oil bill shot up 8%. I'm not talking about luxuries, but life necessities. Prices may fluctuate a bit from one year to the next, but looked at over the course of decades, our rates are stuck in a rut. Generally, it's considered to be in very poor taste to complain about the price of luxuries. No one owes you a luxury experience. It's something you can either afford to treat yourself to or not. Merry Christmas!

Since I've been on CERB I have been enjoying learning about these lovely women. I find these ladies most intriguing: Julie Wilde (what can I say -- I have a thing for nymphs!) Georgina Sweet (what a beautiful woman!) Cleo Catra (especially after watching her interview -- very intriguing indeed!) Nathalie Lefebvre (wonderful body and apparently a great conversationalist!) Peachy (love her derrierre!) Gegefatale (voluptuous figure which I find my mind straying back to again and again!) There are many other wonderful ladies as well, but these first come to mind. ;-)

I would love to meet all the ladies of Cerb but that would be impossible so I tried to narrow it down to just 50 but still this would be impossible so I have came up with a list of 6 fabulous ladies I must see in 2013. In no particular order Peachy, Gegefatale, Isabella Gia, Annessa, Sweetshay, and Kyra Graves.

... and to all the ladies I haven't had the pleasure of meeting. Yet. To all my fans, my readers, and the people here that I follow and whom inspire me... A very Merry Christmas and heartfelt wishes for a wonderful holiday season, sent as the snow softly falls here in the river city. Birdboy

A couple days past but the amazing thoughts remain. Sometimes you just get so close to someone in the industry. You know the business and you know the boundaries. But nonetheless you care about them deeply. Learning to know where the lines are, keeping it all in check, but at the same time falling deeply into someone when you are with them. Its magical. The thoughts bring excitement to my body, increased pace to my breathing, racing of my heart and a tear in my eye. XO

Watching my friend being in pain after her dad passed yesterday. I know this feeling all too well. Hugs to you! I'll be by for a visit. xoxox

As someone who has an issue with rubbers (or rather...junior does....he absolutely LOATHES the damn things!) when I see a SP it's strictly for oral pleasure (mutual oral pleasure that is :69: ). And of course the pleasure of their company, cuddling, kissing, great conversation, the overall gf experience....but when it comes to actual sexual acts....I restrict my own pleasure to a bj. That being said the SP's I have seen have based their rates on the amount of time spent with them, regardless of services being provided to you....with the exception of greek (anal sex), fetishes,etc, which will often be extra. A bj however should usually be included in the rates advertised on their ads. My advice however is to not inquire about getting a "discount" because you're "only getting a bj". To do so can be considered very rude. You're paying for their time so be prepared to accept the rate as advertised. If you're looking for a bbbj (bj without a condom) that will sometimes be extra depending on the provider. Also how you intend to finish (in mouth / on face / on body / etc, assuming of course that she offers these services) may also be extra depending on the provider. But all this will often be stipulated in their ads or on their website, and if not it can be discussed with the lady in a respectful way prior to meeting during the inquiring/booking process. Don't be shy to ask questions when contacting her (again, doing so in a respectful way....I cannot stress that enough). If you're shy about discussing things like this over the phone with a stranger (as I am), than inquire and book via PM here on cerb or by e-mail or text (most SP's have this contact option, and many actually prefer it.) But by all means get any questions you may have out of the way before booking the date. One of the worst thing you can do in this hobby is to make assumptions. Neither of you would want any last minute surprises. Long story short, my advice would be to simply browse the ads here, http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/forumdisplay.php?f=316, and the recommendations here http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/forumdisplay.php?f=125, find a lady who strikes your fancy, take the plunge, and enjoy!

Things were really quite busy on Friday (12/21) afternoon when I dropped in around 2:00. The crowd seemed to hold steady after the buffet closed and the general atmosphere was as active as I've seen it for many months. One notable change was a gorgeous new shooter girl and I noticed at least one unfamiliar but very lovely petite blonde dancer. Familiar ladies were much in evidence - both those I've seen lately (Claire) and at least one (Zoe, still brunette) I haven't seen for some time. A number of the regulars brought to mind some posters/readers of this thread - Kitty and V(a)laska (Capital Hunter), Ariel (Cato) and the always stunning Jenny (Reddog01). While the CR did not appear to be as busy as the club in general, it certainly seemed more active than I've observed in the recent past. In any case, I attempted to do my part in this regard with an extended ATF encounter.

laughed til I cried. Almost peed myself on #24 http://www.buzzfeed.com/daves4/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2012

Lately I have added one further step to booking for my location. I have been tricked with ppl using payphones to book. Of course at the time, it looks like a real number, not blocked and with all 10 digits in number. But found out it was payphone when they never showed. So now unblocked number is not enough, I need a txt, or I call that number back that one time, to prove not payphone. This is after you have called me with a voice call first. I cant trust it is sincer intentions from blocked numbers or payphones. If you cant unblock your number, then this is why I call you back after you have called me.

I wanted to revive this thread because we can never have enough smiles! They are infectious!! :D Here is one from One of my girl crushes... tee hee! ;)

In general, read her ads, look at her website, and see how she wants to be contacted. If she has multiple options, choose the one that suits you best. If you don't like the options available for some reason, see someone else instead. It's safe enough if you put a condom over the phone. (sorry, couldn't resist that) Seriously, phoning someone is fine (unless your SO walks into the room at the wrong moment...) Legal. I have to ask - why on earth not? Get one. Buy the cheapest pay-as-you-go you can find. Buy the $100 top-up cards so that you only have to remember to do this once per year. Hide the phone if necessary. If a phone number is provided then I'll call it unless the ad/website says "text only". If she can't talk for some reason she'll either not answer, or the phone will already be turned off. If that happens, don't expect her to call back unless you leave a message saying that it's OK to do so (and when). No SP wants to call a (potential) client while the SO is around...

As has been said, outcalls are legal, no issue there so going to your place is legal You may have to provide verification information (real name, board handle confirmed by pm, reference, email address and phone number, possibly where you work and work number too) As for communication, spend a few bucks on a pay as you go disposable cell phone. The phone doesn't need all the bells and whistles, just phone and text capability, and can cost around $100.00 Only thing, just my opinion, text the lady, don't phone her, she may have family, friends, or clients when you call and can't answer. But a text she can answer later RG

I am outcall only to my home and as it was said it is legal. As for safety, it depends. If you are limiting yourself to cerb providers it is relatively safe though if you extend your providers to those indies (if they are really indies) on BP for variety (as I do) then it may not be safe for total strangers visiting your private home especially if someone is waiting outside for her or in the lobby so screen them out carefully before deciding. For agencies, those established agencies advertising on BP like PKE, EH, MB, ALLD ..... are safe to call too. For those agencies advertising on the notorious site (OatN) be extra careful and screen them also carefully. As for how to contact, On cerb, I usually contact them via PM and my only concern is to find out if we are compatible for a date. On BP if email available I contact them via email with lots of questions and then call them with more questions and add conditions there for the date to go ahead to ensure safety and legality. Whenever you call them, do not block your call. This sends red flag to providers. Remember they take much higher risks than you when they come over to your place.

I would not recommend this place. YOu do have to walk right past the front desk, and they only change the sheets every three days. I second what Malika said too, the rooms are run down in appearance. Also not all rooms have internet. I've stayed in all of the hotels mentioned above, the Radisson and the Marriott are both lovely. But my favourites are the Minto (very discreet), the National, and the Albert at Bay

I have to say, I think people get much too worked up over this stuff. There's only really a couple of things to say. First: we (almost) all have to get used to the fact that there are some things in life we want, but can't afford. Anyone who's even remotely considering spending hundreds of dollars on seeing a SP, no matter how many hundreds of dollars, isn't that badly off and shouldn't have too much to complain about in the grand scheme of things. There's no point being bitter about the fact that someone you really want to see is a bit out of your price range; ultimately, it hurts no-one save yourself. Second, and similarly, there's little to be gained by being bitter if you feel an encounter wasn't worth what you paid for it. Given the highly personal nature of what we're discussing here, we all have slightly different ideas of what "good" or "better" or "worth the $$$" actually involve, and that's before you get into completely intangible things like "chemistry". It's simply not reasonable to expect to hit the bullseye every time. Third: I know I'm going to sound like some sort of ultra-capitalist zealot by saying this, but... trust the market. SPs scamming people or delivering crappy service at top-end rates exist, and will always exist, and there isn't a lot we can do about it except avoiding them... but once everyone avoids them, they'll swiftly be gone. Similarly, SPs will adjust their rates until their income and number of clients they're seeing get to where they want them to be, or they realize that their goals are unachievable (not everyone is capable of meeting the expectations of clients paying top-end rates) and adjust accordingly. One thing that I have to note here is the essential role that CERB and other boards play in this: for markets to work efficiently, there has to be a free exchange of information. This is why recos here, reviews elsewhere and resources like CK's diary are so critical; they allow us guys to make informed decisions about who to see, and who's better avoided. If you had a great time, give that information to everyone else; if it was bad... well, you can't say so here, but bear in mind that although silence can speak volumes, it doesn't if you never say anything at all.

I don't know what you are charging but I can say rates have gotten out of hand with all the sort of SP's showing up on BP and charging $300 for poor service. Locally I won't pay more than $250 and no more than $300 for touring. A year ago local rates were $200. A 25% increase in one year is a bit much. If you are getting enough biz for what you are charging then stay where you are, but rates are falling, finally. There is a touring company with some amazing ladies that comes to Wpg and charges only $220 for a full GFE touring girl! I am seeing four locals who are attractive and offer excellent GFE/PSE for $200 - $220. Rates are coming down, I think some of the ladies have realized that the gouging has to stop sometime. Rent doesn't go up 25% a year. Not in Winnipeg anyway.

There are 4 types of lovers, the positive one that screams out "Yes Yes Yes" all the time. Then you have the Negative one that screams "No No Oh No" all the time. Now there is the religious type that screams "Oh my god, Oh my god" And finally the faking type "Oh Lee Richard, Oh Lee Richard". Ok! the last one was a joke.lol

Looks like a great month coming up for Touring Ladies. Of the wonderful ladies visiting, I have personally seen, and recommend Emily Rushton and Keissy Hennessey (saw them as a duo - wow), Emma Alexandra (saw her on a visit to Montreal), and Sierra (saw her in Halifax). CERB is a great resource, that seems to be under-utilized here in NL. All of the positive hobbying experiences I have had have come with ladies who are well reviewed, and active on this forum. I have visited with some local SP's, who are not on CERB, and the experience just re-enforced the value of a website like this. Unfortunately, due to personal circumstances, I am not able to take advantage of this influx, but hope that the rest of you show the ladies a wonderful time here. Happy CERB-ing!

I too would like to say that Jersey is wonderful. You won't regret stopping in to say hello. Lost

Jersey is amazing. I've seen her a couple of times and would say that she is my favorite massage experience so far. She is a sweetheart, and a pleasure to be around. Do yourself a favor guys and run, don't walk to see her...