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This thread is not required here, it was answered to the fullest over there. To end 2012 with a post like this is simply asking for more of witch hunt and clouding the judgement of those that seek MA's at reputable spa's. Personally I'm wondering if it was started for "attention" here. In fact I think this thread should be closed, it was answered numerous times on the other board. Happy New Year!

I agree "herelookin". Especially cause FJ suggested he regretted putting up the post in the first place on the other board. The issue was asked and answered there. This just seems to be needless drama now, and the actions of one unknown person casts a cloud over too many reputable MPs and Mas. I am sorry, but I dont see one positive thing about this post and topic on CERB.

When my kids were young we used to set the clocks forward at around 10:00 to get them into bed. We'd have a little "midnight" celebration, sparkling apple juice in champagne glasses, then usher them off. Then we could open a real bottle of bubbly and have a little adult celebration. Porthos

I'm a man of few words (yeah right :p) so I'll just say have fun and drive safe out there tomorrow night folks! And if you can't drive safe, than don't drive at all! 613-820-NOSE (6673) (for Ottawa). For those of you not in Ottawa please visit http://operationnezrouge.com/en for your local number. I fully expect to see all you degenerate perverts back here Tuesday morning with all your pieces (both naughty and nice) still intact! :D

This is a great point, and thank you for making it! :) I am not going to actually make a list, but I do want to say that there are very many interesting lads around here that I feel very fortunate to have met and many more whom I really hope to get the opportunity to meet in the new year! Thank you to all the CERB gentlemen for being interesting and funny and especially for making me feel welcome here at CERB! :) It has become kind of a safe and cozy second home to me. I feel free to be myself, and for that I am forever greatful! :biggrin: Thank you! I love you guys! :bowdown:

Well Castle.....Keep your hands soft..... Watch a movie.......... In case you cry ;) and sweet..... Happy New Years Castle !!!! You always make me LMAO !!!

You may find your answers here: http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=113784&highlight=references

Common courtesy online. Is it so hard to send a quick email (or text) to thank someone for providing information?

Adopting my dog. Definite highlight of my year. Also, returning to escorting and being welcomed back with open arms and hard cocks ;) And having my first female client! MAN, it's been a GREAT year!

I am going to the formal Gala Evening at Delta tonight, with the love of my life:) I bought a beautiful dress, shoes, purse and having my hairdresser friend to do my hair in a glam up do:) This is the best event, you get a room, 5 course meal, then the Gala all under one roof:) No waiting outside for cab for this Chicky! I hope everyone has a lover to kiss at midnight tonight, be happy, healthy and safe this evening all into 2013! See ya in 2013 friends:) xoxoxox

Bikini shopping!

Hosting an orphans New Years Eve party....anyone with nothing to do is welcome :) Peace MG

Staying at home with the puppy and my SO. Watching tv and movies.

This is a "Recommendation" Board... if you have a "recommendation post it. If you have a "review" post that to a "Review Board" but not here and not trying to circumvent Board Rules.

I was surprised to discover that there was no CERB social group dedicated to the fine art of Oral Pleasure! :icon_surprised: This is a travesty of course... So I created one for my fellow Oral Enthusiasts to come together to share discussions, pictures, links, techniques and recommendations. :D http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/group.php?groupid=167 I made it a private group (invite only) so that we can be as naughty as we like and also share x-rated pictures too! ;) You can post here, or PM me if you would like an invite!! :D

As a wannabe politician (no not really) I will use this complicated diagram to illustrate my thoughts ... On the left wing side you see .... just a boob because Xmas is past ! On the far right wing (my position in hockey) of the complex boob diagram there I am wishing all of you fine folks a Happy New Year :D HAPPY NEW YEAR CERBIES AND ALL THE BEST IN 2013 !!! Thanks for putting up with me ;) Cheers :chug: and let's get busy in 2013 !

Hey guys, I am a sensual, happy, sexy french 20 years old cutie, 5ft5 tall, green eyes, black hair, 34 D, 120 pounds, soft tanned skin! I love my new massage job and I am looking forward to meet all of you really soon... I just cannot get enough :wink: I am available: Today from 9am til 4pm wednesday from 10am tl 6:30pm Friday from 10am til 5:30pm saturday from 9am til 9pm sunday from 10am til 9pm New sexy pics that I hope you love! http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/album.php?albumid=6259 I work at a beautiful spa in the west end of ottawa and we have nice in room showers and a hot tub for you and I to enjoy :lovers: I offer amazing full body relaxation massage relieving your stress and tensions in your shoulders, taking away any pain in your back and ending with an explosion of FULL body relaxtion. slippery body slides work out of a clean, safe enviroment showers in everyroom that we can take advantage , lets get bubbly together.

Oh yeah! I just remembered. I'm pretty sure I'm one of your kids too!! What's our address again?? ;)

Can we have a wish list? :)

Hey Everyone!Happy New Years woo! Hope you all had a great Xmas and an awesome holiday! I'm on today till 4. Come Join me for some sexy New Years Eve fun!! ------ For those who don't know me, I offer a very sensual massage and super hot body slides. I am also rated one of the top ma's in Ottawa !! Im tall (5'8 ) slim athletic body type, light brown hair and exotic dark brown eyes. I am personable, easy going and a lot of fun to be with Come see for yourself hehe Call the spa or msg me to book your appt xoxo Jordyn

While I can't say that I am lucky enough to have long and graceful legs like many of these lovely ladies, I have long accepted what I have and have recently grown a bit of an affinity for various socks and stockings. My style naturally leans heavily towards the cute/playful side... :biggrin:

Since we got a puppy for Christmas, I guess one resolution is to come up with a healthy recreational program for the little fellow. I'd also like to nap more, write more, and get more massage.

Thanks for bringing this to our attention. GOOD to KNOW ABOUT. I hope the photos on CERB can not be downloaded.

----------9 to 4 New Years Eve -------- Reviews http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=116490 Nothing Lasts forever so live it up, take the chances and never have regrets because at one point everything you did was exactly what you wanted. So come take a chance with me, make it your last before 2013. Let me make your experience a one you won't forget. I have a fit body, with long dark hair and dark brown eyes and a smile that will make you melt. If your looking to escape the cold book one of our hottub sessions:) Come the New Year I will be only working 2 nights a week. Trying to decide which nights would work best for my clients so PM me if some nights work better for you than others. My prices our listed below. Please Everyone have a Safe and Happy New Year xo Schedule- Wed - 6 to 11pm Location- Clean, cozy, discrete west end location Contact- To book an appointment please send me a PM. __________________ Rates- Single Massage 30mins: $55 45mins: $65 60mins: $80 45mins: $65 60mins: $80 Hot Tub Sessions 30mins: $70 45mins: $85 60mins: $100 Duo Massage rates also available upon request

I think walking is a greatly underrated exercise program. Most days I walk to and from work (about 2 km one way). This fall I wasn't doing it, and I can certainly feel the difference, and notice it around my waist as well. RG, I'd suggest getting a pedometer and trying the 10,000 step a day program. It really works. I'm going back on it myself, although it's definitely not a "Resolution". :icon_smile: http://www.thewalkingsite.com/10000steps.html Porthos

To learn a new language :) I already know a bit of french (reading) and spanish (speaking) but would like to be able to read/write/speak french OR spanish but since both are very similar (minus the accents), I figure it might be easier to learn french. Xo

This is a recommendation board. Not a review board. I, along with many others, am happy to keep and enjoy it this way. All the best for 2013 to all!!!

Some confusion over photos showing genitals (where and where they are not permitted to be displayed) Private social groups (ONLY PRIVATE ONES) can show photos of genitals as the search engines can not access these areas. If you wish to post photos of these types of images you need to call them from a remote server (your own website or something like a photobucket type service - cerb will not store these images) Please DO NOT upload photos showing GENITALS to the photos albums on cerb. Even if the albums are PRIVATE (Visible only to your "Friends list") it is NOT permitted to have genital photos in the albums. Please DO NOT post links or link to photos showing genitals on ANY page of cerb. It is best NOT to link to any site that would be considered a "pornographic" site (Site showing hardcore porn) as this causes the search engines to think we also allow hardcore porn images on cerb (Remember the search engines do not have eyes - if the search engine knows that website you are linking to has a porn ratting and it see's multiple links from cerb to that site then cerb could inherit this same ratting causing the search engine to hide the links to cerb unless the searches contained adult keywords). As time goes on this will become more and more strict with the search engines as they try to make the searches more accurate. No one wants to be searching on google for a school project and have porn sites come up in the search results...

I meet with Ashley a couple of weeks ago and it was the best experience Ive had with a SP. from the time she met me at the door she made me feel comfortable and relaxed. Ashley is an absolute goddess!!!! She has an amazing body (what a smoking hot ass also). Her personality matches her looks and I felt like we were both really comfortable with each other. If you treat her with the respect she deserves you will get it back in return. I really believe that Ashley is the best SP in Atlantic Canada and I would see her over anyone. Will be seeing her again tomorrow. She is amazing!!!! Cheers

Went yesterday, with a bud. We normally don't go on weekends, but we both had some free time. The snowstorm probably kept the club slow that day. There may have been 5 girls, and 5 guys altogether. The advantage with such a low turn out is that you get to remember all of the girls that were there that day, even if you didn't take them to the CR. Some of the girls were familiar, some were new to me. The girls that were there that day were: Candy: the Caribbean spinner, who I've reviewed before. Carina: the Lebanese-Spanish girl, who I've also talked about before. This time I gotta chance to talk to her a bit more, and found out some interesting things about her. Brittany: A tiny blonde spinner, probably about 5' tall at most. She had long straight blonde hair, reminded me of a shorter Sharon Stone. She's a bit older than the other girls, but quite MILFy. Cairo: a tall-ish, curvy Egyptian girl (assuming from her name), probably 5'5". Really outstanding booty, and hips on her. She had long brown hair, that was wavy. Didn't get a chance to see her personally unfortunately, but would like to some day. Cabria: Tall brunette, probably 5'6". Big natural boobs, large hips, but not fat just curvy. She didn't have any tattoos, which is good. She's very customer oriented it looks like, she was offering me deals as soon as I got into the CR, like buy 2 dances get the 3rd at half price, and stuff like that. :icon_lol:

As 2012 draws to a close, I'd like to say a big 'Thank You' to the ladies of CERB! You provide a valuable service to us men who, for whatever reasons, seek physical intimacy. In my case, I have had enough of relationships for a while, but I still need to feel like a man occasionally, and you ladies make that happen. I used to sometimes feel bad inside for being a hobbyist, and that would ruin the experience for me, but CERB and the good people on it showed me that I'm just a normal, healthy male seeking some mutual physical pleasure. Cheers and Happy New Year! May the pleasure continue!

Caption anyone?

All I can say is to not expect it to be like a porno, I remember my first experience a few years ago when I was roughly your age and was I ever surprised. Also, these are people too, not toys or tools, treat them with respect, every one I have met thus far has been very nice and if this is your first time with a service provider be upfront with it. They will sit you down, talk you through it and then you'll be able to enjoy. I really did not enjoy my first couple of times as there was little conversation beforehand and was more often set up for appointments by others rather than picking myself. Be sure you are happy with who you pick, talk for ten minutes and then enjoy. Also be sure to be clear about menu options. As my first several times were set up for me I ended up with options that weren't beneficial to someone like me and I was not able to enjoy and it wasn't up until about a year ago that I was really able to start enjoying. Also, look to read reviews and get a sense of what an encounter might be like with different providers. Another suggestion would be to use a provider that uses this site, which you are lucky to have being in Ottawa, as certain other sites, which I will not publicly name, are notorious for having no shows, scammers, bait and switchers, etc. who do not want negative reviews posted about them where they post their advertisements. The girls on here are all lovely and great.

I love all stockings, but lately I've been really into outrageous colors. I bought these bright orangey-red ones not too long ago and I looooove them! I also just purchased some hot-pink ones and some neon green ones...I am a stocking fanatic, I could wear a clean pair of socks or stocking every day for three months without having to re-wear a pair or do laundry...:D Looooove!

I've always been a huge fan of pretty legs in completely opaque tights: Granted the tights themselves can become an obstacle once things get really racy. But then... a) it's fun to play through them, prolonging the foreplay preceding the ultimate skin-to-skin contact, and b) wasn't there a thread somewhere about the joys of lustfully ripping clothing off someone's body...? ;)

Every year I pick a families name from a tree and try to provide them with the best Christmas as I possibly can. I do fundraise all year long and my regular "friends" contribute to "Lexy's Jar of Hope", I also put just about all of my tips in the jar to make sure I can do this and keep this family tradition alive, as I have everyone in my house involved. Today was the day that I dropped the boxes of food, gifts and a grocery store gift card to provide the family with their Christmas meal and a little something extra for the single Mom, just for her and to pamper herself. My family met the Mom and her 4 children, the look in the Moms eyes and her children's faces makes it all worth. I wasn't sure I was going to be able to reach my goal this year beacuse of personal family issues but I did. Thank you to everyone who helped this year and in the past. We Did It Again!!:bigclap: I see now why I continue to do this each year, the feeling is amazing. Time to start for next year!! I need a new jar. Big Hugs and a Happy Holidays to All, Lexy

Yes, totally. The clitoris is actually way bigger than what most people know as the clitoris and the nerves go pretty deep for some people. So for some women, they actually technically get "clitoral" stimulation through anal sex (or vaginal sex). Definitely not everyone though! Also, the g-spot is on the front wall of a vagina, and the wall that separates your vagina from your anal canal is pretty thin (i really wish there was a sexier word for anal canal, but anyways...). So for women who have particularly big or sensitive g-spots, they sometimes get g-spot stimulation from anal sex and can orgasm that way. On a side note, the human body is pretty incredible and the more I read about ways people have orgasms, the more mystified I am! Like, some people who have spinal cord injuries and have lost all feeling below the waist develop the ability to have orgasms from other erogenous zones being stimulated, like nipples or neck or behind the ear. I think that's amazing!

I can't speak for an SP regarding your age, but I can say with certainty that whoever you do meet, be courteous and incredibly respectful. Ask away. There are some members here who have had bad first experiences back before resources like Cerb.

Oddly there is a loose relationship between the level of screening a lady requires and the quality of service she provides. I say "loose" because nothing is ever a completely hard and fast rule and there are always exceptions. Just the same I have seen enough ladies to recognize that there is a relationship between her attention to careful screening processes and her attention other aspects of the service she provides. When a lady pays that much attention to detail that she requires the opportunity to screen her clients very carefully, it is almost always the case (has always been the case in my experience) that she will also pay just as much attention to detail when it comes to making your appointment with her the very best that she can also. In short, if she is OCD about screening, she is probably OCD about the overall quality of her services.

Because in life there are more important things than money... In this lifestyle, safety is always priority number one for most of us. Jumping through hoops? lol How difficult can it be to say "I saw xxx a while ago. Here is her contact information"? Sounds pretty easy to me.

Its simple to please a man, we just want to feel wanted. I wish to be greeted with a smile, like you are happy to see me and if you are happy to see me then show it with a kiss, not a kiss on the cheek or a 1 second kiss. Give me a kiss that makes me want more from you, use your tongue and massage mine with it, I love that. I've had a long day or I'm stressed so help me out of my clothes and touch me softly with your hands while you remove my shirt or my pants. Let me smell you when you come close to my face with yours....Ahh you smell so good.....can I help you undress?....sure I can. I might need a shower so take me there....join me if you wish, we can have fun in there. (I had this done to me before and it made me feel like a god) you wait for me with a warm towel and dry me up, or I can dry myself up too that is good, a hug at that time is very welcomed. Whatever happens next is between me and you but you already know what I like so lets do it. I did not put any description of the perfect woman because to me every women are perfect in every way as long as she takes care of her man.

I have received feedback both thru PMs and email. I ask for it from a guest if I feel the playdate didn't quite gel for me. I can tell if a guest is walking out the door and he isn't sure if his VFD needs have been satisfied. If I feel he's a good verbal communicator, I will address it before he leaves. If he is a little more introverted, then I contact him with an email and ask him what I could improve to make our time together better which opens the door for his honest assessment of the session and the vital feedback I need to improve my guest return ratio. Altho it's far less common to have a guest contact me first, it has happened and as long as it isn't an attack and his concerns are valid; I make every effort to rectify it for him. The key is being able to clearly identify what you didn't like or would have liked more of. I also quickly recognize the men who are unpleasable so when one of those come along with expectations so far out of reality, I simply chalk it up to experience and put him on my DNS list. Who wants to deal with the chronically unsatisfied? Keep your expectations realistic by understanding the unique nature of the business and communicate from a place of genuine care and you should be able to clear up any issues at hand... cat

Don't we all love to do the following... oculoplania- Letting one's eyes wander while assessing someone's charm.

Hmmm ... multi-colour ...

Well this is my latest...no sorry longest lasting pet peeve as it were. I realize that I am "beating a dead horse" here but I have to say it anyway. It drives me nuts when here on Cerb guys see a lady worthy of a recommendation and they don't post one! How many frickin times has this been talked about and still it doesn't happen. Do we not ALL benefit from posted recommendations? The ladies deserve recognition for providing outstanding quality and the guys need to know who is worthy of seeing next. Why is it then that I still see threads entitled "Has anyone seen lady X?" Invariably one of the response posts will be "Yeah I saw her a real nice lady who provides great service." Why, why do you not post a recommendation for this lady? I can not understand why this still happens, I mean WTF?? Having said all of that I bet for damn sure that the recommendations posted by the rest of us are being read by these guys! So what recos. are a useful and valuable tool for YOU to read but not for YOU to post for others to have? My friends this is a two way street...so stop hogging the damn road!