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It's only reasonable that a SP could fall for a client. SPs are, after all, human. If the SP puts a stop to seeing you as a client, the reason may well be because the relationship between the two of you has grown to a point where it is putting at risk that element of self-control and self-discipline your SP must have in order to make a livelihood. And that, as everyone should understand, needs to come first. Be grateful that you had the privilege of having shared some great moments with this person, and be graceful. Accept that she is not ready to take it to the next level and that for now at least, your relationship with her, such as it was, has ended. Consent is EVERYTHING. If this person wants you back in her life, she'll let you know.

Their privacy maybe............. We are not on a dating site here...An SP refering to herself at the third person in a Ad is simply using a different writing style to promote herself. Using offensive language will certainly not get you a date with a high CLASS escort. Oh well since we got your word, it must be true then! No seriously, there are many SP offering bbbj, but if you come with the "I'm a virgin" excuse to those who don't, you will not be considered as a potential client.

I must say that I am a bit irked that the perception exists that if a provider does not show her face then she has something to hide. I choose not to show my face as I do not wish to intermingle my private and professional lives. Not deceitful at all nor does it make me any less of a provider than those who do show their faces. Anyhow, do your research, read reviews and begin communicating with those providers who interest you. Ultimately, you and your intuition should be able to determine which beautiful lady will rock you world! Best of luck.

To address your first point, its not only sps bashing one another some of those bashers are men as well. I had my share and spent a lot on a lawyer to find out who, what, when, where . With some success:). Yes I do know who was posting stupidity, because that's what it boils down to, but now what? Because I can go into court and charge these freaks for bullying, slander, and other actions if I chose, but then the probability of the nonsense being played out in the news and not to mention the huge cost justified my decision to let the freaks be. I knew before hand who one was:) Anyway, most level headed people realize that type of posting is done out of jealousy, stupidity and other nonsensical actions:) and is to be ignored, as the many supportive emails I received attested. Sadly though its not only that site that houses people like that as a couple of them are here:) But to more positive points, as far as asking questions concerning testing, I wouldn't mind being asked, and would answer that I do get regular checkups. However that doesn't prove you are sti free and by that I mean I , you, he, she, could contract something the day, or two or three before your test and that wouldn't show on that report. When anyone has more than one partner they have a greater risk of contracting something, it only takes one time with one person. So when hobbying and providing you have to use common sense, safety and know that its a possibility, just as when driving a car, you have the possibility of being hit, or being in an accident, you just have to drive witth care:) Most of us know when someone is asking a question out of concern, politeness and with seriousness:)so when that happens and I have that feeling I don't mind answering.

Here is the discussion that was already ongoing on this topic...good info here! http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=135892

Hi jumpinm, Cerb definitely offers a better level of discourse, doesn't it? As for your question, I think this is one of those topics where actions speak louder than words. I wouldn't presume to speak for everyone, but it strikes me that asking an SP about their testing habits is more likely to insult than impress. Instead, read someone's recommendations, message back and forth a bit, do some research. Your impression from that is likely to tell you much more than a question about testing habits. It seems to me unlikely that anyone is going to straightforward answer that no, they aren't safe, or know and admit they're positive for something. And as Summer points out, a test is only valid until the next encounter. Given this, what does asking the question actually gain you? In the end protecting yourself is more about you choosing to engage in safe sex practices. And of course hobbyists shouldn't assume that testing is only something SP's should get done. There's a thread you might be interested in where people discussed questions not to ask an SP, and I think this one popped up a few times in it: http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=97946

Just had another great experience, this time with the japanese Horiso at moonbay. She was really nice, lots of dfk, bbbj, rimming, and body licks. Oh yeah and lots of Dfk. That part was so awesome. She had very full lips and very sexy eyes. Very nice body and a great set of natural boobs with amazing nipples Her skin was super soft and her ass was amazing. Wow. I also wish I had booked more time because she is amazing at giving massage. Wow. She really knew what she was doing. If you have the time and money I promise it is most def worth it. She is really sweet and I hope to see her again before she leaves.

So, I have decided that I need to get stuff in my life sorted out and in line for what I want to do in the future. That doesn't mean that I am totally giving up on this wonderful game we all play but I am taking a break. I am making this post because I want to go out with a bang. I will for the next while take recommendations and comprise a list of top two or three ladies I need to see before getting out. So tell me who I really need to see guys! Thanks for your input in advance

I know there are a lot of people here with amazing taste in music from all genres. I have recently found a tune that I love and am looking to build a playlist around. Finding like minded songs is the difficult part so I'm asking your help to make some suggestions. It takes me hours and days to build a new list and I would much rather focus on what this song makes me want to do. Thanks to anyone who gives a listen!

Curing life threatening illnesses. Pharmaceutical companies making billions off those who have cancer. It wouldn't surprise me if there was a cure at this moment but instead, greed takes priority over another person's life.

Absolutely I am giving up DATY ! I am also gonna watch Gone With the Wind instead of porn, quit my job, buy a car with no motor, order hamburgers with no buns, pizza with no crust, eat brussel sprouts instead of greasy bacon, drink mint tea instead of large amounts of beer and wear a speedo and flip flops to my cousins wedding next week instead of my suit ;) or..... I could continue living life and loving oral sex !!!!

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Welcome. That's a nice way (not unlike mine) of looking at it. But here are a couple of things you need to check yourself before you see anyone. A great deal. I won't make any assumptions about your background or how accepting the people around you are, but even in our so called liberal society, we're a very sex negative society. And paying for it?!? Well shit, you must be so butt ugly and undesirable, and the girl must be so desperate for drugs that something like this goes on. <- Unfortunately, that's a common assumption people make about this industry. We are far from treating this industry like any other. And even though most, if not all the men and women here are happy with their circumstance, and enjoy it thoroughly, very few people here have the lucky privilege of having family and/or friends that are completely accepting of what they do. Hence the privacy. I recommend taking a softer approach to finding out the ins and outs of the industry before making assumtions. There are women who offer blowjob without condom (bare back blowjob or bbbj), and some that allow you to complete in their mouth, and some that will even swallow. That is for the lady to decide her comfort level, and while there are some that will advertise all these services, if they see/smell anything off with your dick, say goodbye to all those blowjob fantasies. And another thing you need to remember, there are many people who lie here. You know you're a virgin, you know that you're clean, but for all that matters to an escort is that you're another client, and the exact same precautions need to be taken. Imagine how dangerous it would be to you if the escort you do eventually see just accepts at face value that you're a virgin, would that not make you suspicious that she might have given some allowances to another client that made the same assertion, whether or not it's true. You seem to have so valid reasons for wanting to see an escort, but before you do, please check out the many threads on how to approach your first appointment, how to get in touch with one, etc. And check out the reviews, I know you want your first time to be special, and would like to find someone you are attracted to, hence the face request, but reviews can give you an extremely good assessment of a lady's physical beauty. I can tell you, I have always stuck with well reviewed ladies, and have found all of them to be nothing short of stunning.

I have had 6 or 7 sp's in love with me. Once two of them were literally fighting each other for my attention. The worst part is when the alarm clock wakes me up!

Beat me to the punch! Yes, Redseductress is really in a class all her own. And yes, she really does love to perform and it shows! :D Other equally awesome choices (in my humble opinion) are SaraMQ, MalikaFantasy (occasionally travels to Ottawa) and CleoCatra. In my experience you really can't go wrong with any of these 4 ladies and their love of the act is unparalleled! I haven't yet met Emily J, Layah, Alexxxis (aka: xXxAxXx), Rosalie, or Berlin but I have only read good things about their skills. One thing to keep in mind though, when it comes to "best of" type threads....everything is subjective. What is considered "The perfect bj" for one person, might be "the worst bj" for another. But I have yet to read anything negative about these ladies' skills in this department.

Just because Michael Douglas is a celebrity, doesn't mean he's right! lol

Those who know me well, know this is my favorite activity. Rest assured, this hobbyist will not be giving it up anytime soon. E.

I want to thank all you for sharing some of your stories and experiences. This message board has been a god send for me over the last several months. This thread in particular has opened my eyes and helped me realize that I'm not the fucked up nut job I thought I was. Yes, we are all human, and we can be complex creatures at times. Thanks again.

The only person's sexual health to worry about is your own JMHO but it is rude to ask a lady about her testing and whether she is D&D free just as it would be rude for a lady to ask a prospective client if he gets tested and is D&D free Funny do these issues get raised as much in the civilian dating world,or in marriage/CL relationships...likely no yet STIs/STDs exist in the civilian world and likely an equal risk there too RG

Yes, it does happen, absolutely. Especially when that connection can be so tempting to pursue. This business may be a pleasure industry but you are dealing with humans who have or can develop feelings for other like-mindedly amazing people. It just sucks when it can't go anywhere. I know it hurts, but believe me, she was trying to do you both a favour. Be extra nice to yourself for a while. Spoil yourself for being so damn charming! ;-)

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During my visits to Ottawa, I've had the pleasure to visit Sexxy Rebecca. She is definitely one of the top in this category. I haven't met Alexxis yet but hope to soon.

Once in a while you come to realize that so many of our members really don't "get" the whole hobby experience, or rather, they understand that there are rules but believe they are somehow exempt. So let's help them. Let's give some handy tips to make this a more wonderful experience for all. This is a pleasant place so let's keep it constructive... and be aware that the rules shouldn't just be for clients, you can also add some helpful tips that may help a new provider too! Here goes: 1. Appointment time is at 2:00 pm, what time do I arrive? Ummmmm. Hmmmmm. What part of 2:00 pm is ambiguous? A 2 o'clock appointment means you are at her door at 2. Not 1:55, not 2:10. It's seems petty but when you screw up her schedule, you may be screwing up MY schedule. I may be the appointment at 3. I have things to do... and my schedule may not be as loosey goosey as yours. I may be using a very small window of time or I may have "commitments" that see me arriving like clockwork elsewhere. Regardless, when the little hand is at 2 and the big hand is at 12, be where you are supposed to be. 2. "I am awesomely wicked good in bed, and I often masturbate to pictures of myself nude, because I am that good looking. Can we negotiate a better rate?" In a word, No. Would you go to a restaurant and say, "I am a really good eater, can I get a better price on that steak?" Would you go to a lawyer and say, "I am an awesome criminal, can you represent me for free?" Would you go to the dentist and say, "My teeth are so bad that you should fix them all for $50!" A service provider gets paid at a set rate because she is a professional. She is good... no, not just good... wickedly awesome good, at what she does. Your part is the compensation, her part is the wicked awesome part. Pay the pretty lady and be happy. 3. Cleanliness is next to godliness. Ever step into an elevator and stand next to someone who smells like they have never met a bar of soap they liked? Ever met someone that looked like they were an extra in the Walking Dead? Have you ever gone into a bathroom after someone and wondered if they ate something dead? Step one. Go to the potty. Do your business. Wipe. Wipe again. Wipe again. and then, wipe again. Do the optical test. Last wipe. Is there any residue? If yes, start over. If no, then proceed to step two. Step Two. Shower. Clean EVERYWHERE. Rinse. Repeat. Did you pay attention to anywhere in particular??? Hmmm??? Go back to those places. Make em sparkle. (at this point I do suggest that artificial glitter is NOT necessary.) Get out of the shower. Towel dry (for pete's sake use a clean towel!)... apply a generous amount of deodorant/anti-perspirant. Brush your teeth. (if additional grooming is required, please do that too.) Step three. Clothing. Go to the place where you keep your clean clothes. No. Not the place where you put the stuff that you THINK you can wear again. The CLEAN clothes. You know that stuff that you just took from the dryer and folded nicely?? That's the stuff. Wear that shit. Uh oh... what if I have to do step one again?? Then repeat ALL the steps. Cuz skidmarks are not sexy. Febreeze showers are not acceptable. 4. I have to cancel, what do I do? Give your head a smack. With a hammer. Stop. Now take a pointy thing and stick it with great force into your upper thigh, avoiding the artery. Now, go to your car. Start it. Open the door, put your foot beneath a tire and have someone put that car in reverse. Cancellations? NOT COOL. We all know that shit happens. A death in the family. A sick kid. Decapitation with farm machinery. Thermonuclear war. Explosion of your planet from a death star ray. That shit is acceptable.... but you still owe the pretty lady an explanation AND a cancellation fee. When you cancel, providers don't eat. When providers don't eat they get distended bellies and look like kids from the CARE commercials. When you cancel, providers give not only you, but also your city, a bad reputation. This makes you masturbate more. Because you will never get laid again. Ever. You will over develop muscles in only one arm. Your clothes will fit poorly. People will figure it out and suspect you are the notorious masturbating king of cancellations. They will hunt you down and kill your family. Let's keep little Bobby and Joanie safe. If you make an appointment, keep that appointment. Your family will love you for it. 5. "I'm a little short on cash. Do you think she will notice if the envelope is a bit short?" In a word, yes. She will also point out that your penis is a bit short.... and that your skill level is a bit short... and that you cry like a bitch when you have your pathetic little man-gasm. Do you want that??? Do YOU WANT THAT, bitch??? Wow. That was a bit over-emphatic. Gonna step away from the computer and take a valium. BACK!!!! Where were we... yes. Shorting your provider. Not COOL. Remember, providers have special powers. They communicate telepathically. As soon as you walk out that door, she will know and so will all of her allies in the super friends. They will combine their superpowers and make sure that you never get wood again.... and if you do, it will be at inappropriate times... like at funerals or family gatherings or when talking to your grandfather or something like that. Seriously?? Give your head a shake. If you are short then GET the money and make sure you have it set aside BEFORE you book. You will have a wickedly awesome good time... just pay the pretty lady what you agreed to and enjoy! 6. Can I pay her in drugs? Hmmmm. Does your banker take drugs in lieu of money? Have you offered Rogers drugs in return for their cable/home phone/cell phone/internet bundle? When you get groceries at Loblaws, do they have a special drawer that says "financial equivalent in drugs?" You know the answer. "No, you addled-pated simpleton." Remember the distended belly part from above? Providers take cash because cash buys groceries, pays bills and looks pretty. Carrying cash will not get you arrested. Using cash is the engine that runs our capitalist society. "All you need is cash, cash is all you need." The Beatles sang that, I think. Your turn....

As stated by PatrickGC, I would do away with money in its entirety because it has done nothing but cause problems since its inception. Maybe we should take a more maternal and human approach and help one another. Even though it would never happen, just think, what would this world be like if everything was free? Rent, mortgage, food, medicine, entertainment, etc?

Hi there Gentleman I am 5'4, 115LBS. I have dark brown hair and dark chocolate eyes, my cup size is 32DD and I have a fit sexy body. http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/album.php?albumid=7257&pictureid=46989 I assure you that our little time spent together will be warm, inviting and pleasurable. I know the importance of privacy and confidentiality. Everything that goes on in our session together will be our little secret ;) You can find me this week at Paradise located in the WEST End of Ottawa. Tuesday June 04th from 2:30 to 9pm Wednesday June 5th from 9 to 4pm Thanks Jade xo

Deeper Connection is 100% right in my opinion. She offers a lot of great advice and if discretion is very important to you, just remember that you have the ability to screen the SP as much as she does to screen you. If you feel uneasy or afraid, those screening tools can help protect you. There are also some valuable websites which can help you determine if the SP you decide to see is legit or not.

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I've got my departure date set for leaving Ottawa.. the countdown is on and I won't be around much longer!!! Come see me before I leave and let's make some memories!! I'm a model tall 5'10, a curvy woman's body that's got the perfect shape you've been looking for! I've got bright green eyes that will put you in a daze and a smile that'll melt you inside. A bubbly, sweet and perky personality that'll get you smiling and feeling amazing! Call to book an appointment at 613-274-7073 and come in for an amazing sensual massage, slippery body slides and an ending you won't soon forget't soon forget! Schedule: Today until 9pm @ 1902 Robertson Road Wednesday 3:30-11pm @65 Bentley Thursday 3:30-11pm @ 1902 Robertson Road xxxoo Let's play while we can!

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It hasn't happened to me that I'm aware of ....... and I know.....shocking !! :) Peace MG

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That this man is absolutely SCREWED if he and Brenda ever break up....

....it seems to happen in the movies - anyone remember "Pretty Woman?" well, welcome to the real world! I've been around and yes, it has happened. I've also seen a lot of women have their time wasted by someone who was not sincere and who just was tired of paying for company. it will happen & the relationship will last if the guy is honest & does have genuine feelings for the woman, if he is generous, helpful & treats the lady right. (and vice versa) today's "customers" complain about being broke, hating their job, having no job, seem to really resent paying for company, etc. -- so it gives one the impression the guy is looking for sympathy and hoping to score a meal ticket or be rescued by a "rich" woman. for women that are not rich (& even those that are) this is hardly a turn on & not someone you are likely to develop feelings for.

Omg.......there is no right question and answer. It's not like Star Trek where none of us have gone where no man has gone before. Research, trust, and CERB. On top of that, play safe and smart. I liken this lifestyle to flying a plane. The instructor has as much to lose as you......their life.

6000. That is soooo effing awesome. You're a huge part of this community.

Congrats on a huge milestone! Keep em cumming ;)

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I would like to change how people drive. Geez so many bad driver out there, make me wonder how on earth did the pass their drivers licence.

While the spotlights are a bit extreme, I love when I can enjoy the sight of the lady in all her glory. =D

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Luxie Isabella Gia Passion Vitto does massage--no idea if she'd do a couples massage or how that'd work, but it can't hurt to ask. I'm Italian, but don't look it. I'm not sure if they do couples, you'll have to ask.

We do not allow that website to be printed here on cerb. It's full of scams and bait and switch (Free for all) we do not want new guys going to that site and getting a bad first or second experience. Its best to avoid and when you are more familiar with the business then you will figure out BP and will use sites like cerb and http://www.escorts-canada.com where the ads are much more trustworthy

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Just one change: rewire the human brain to remove the common, petty human instinct for tribalism. "Us vs. them." "My stuff is better than your stuff." "Our sports team is better than their sports team." "Our city is better than their city." "Our country is better than their country." "Our religion is better than your religion." If you step back and consider the planet as a whole, these things all look so trivial and ridiculous. We could accomplish so much more if we started working on shared goals, and treated all human beings as part our own very extended family.

I am a backpa e girl so please don't throw us in one negative stereotype. There are ways to research a lady that many men either don't want to bother or have not been informed of. I would start by asking the discretion level of the incall. I intentionally located myself in a smaller refurbished condo block that is just off downtown and with free parking. Some gentlemen may know people and bail out on an appointment out of fear of running into someone they know who lives there. It also isn't too hard to simply say you are their visiting a coworker or aunt or neice etc. Highrises have their advantages as people casually come and go all day etc. I also like that I am close enough to a fast food place and a general pharmacy that if a gentlemen is seriously concerned, he may wish to park at either and walk the 3-4 mins to my block. If you do go to a ladies incall, consider discretion factors for yourself such as did you do all communications through text only. This i hate say is careless on the providers part as she should at least have you call before you given the address to confirm you are male, not wasted etc. and to protect her discretion. Her operating in a discreet manner, will most certainly affect the discretion of you as well. Also if a neighbor is around you may not want to address the lady by her sp name and simply act like you should be there until behind closed door of her space. When leaving try not to say in a loud voice... "Thank You it was so nice to meet you, or escort talk as leaving. This could get overheard by neighbors etc. Some ways to screen the quality of a ladies incall could be questions like "do you provide clean shower facilities and towels should I wish to have a quick shower? You may ask about pets, and definetly make aware of certain allergies you may suffer from such as perfume or lube or oils etc.And if you are ultra concerned about being seen entering or leaving a call, simply ask her of the probability percentage hall way neighbors etc, I always ask a gentlemen to call or text once parked but still in car. That way i can receive him without him lurking outside and possibly running into a neighbor or looking unusual. Your discretion depends on her discretion in my opinion. If she requires you to call from a intersection close to her place, call from corner. She does to dramatically reduce the number of people who get the address early and then don't show.

For those who get those itchy red bumps after shaving, there is a product called "Bikini Zone" that will help with this. Not sure if guys would buy this or they could buy it for the wifey and use it themselves. lol. I love when a guy shaves, it's so much easier and better oral too! No one wants to eat a fistful of hair!

In my case, it's a bit different... I am recently out of a 17 year relashionship. I do not in any way want to even date right now, or any time soon. Still have needs to fill... and to be honest, most of the girls I have met are nicer, more affectionate and just plain more fun then I have had in my life!