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Gentlemen, Not to be a stick in the mud, but it might be better to invite private responses to this type of question from one of the providers. No one has expressed public shock, but some, if not all, providers may not appreciate having their most intimate physical details discussed in a public forum. If you have information that you wish to share, you might also contact the OP by PM and disseminate that in a more discrete manner. Remember gents, we are talking about human beings with feeling, emotions and personalities, not a collection of random body parts that have been assembled for your amusement.

Well this thread has certainly stirred the pot. I didn't comment earlier as I was busy but lets all take a breath here. When I first quickly read this to me it simply a question of do you thank, not thank ,or nominate a post and why do we do it? I'm much the same as others that have replied if its something interesting to me, I will comment or thank. Nothing really to do with who started the thread or those involved in the discussion. We all have an opinion. I have gotten myself in hot water here a few times and have sometimes felt supported and sometimes not. We are all grown ups here, make mistakes and have to live with our words and move on. Maybe its time to do that now and sleep on this!

You missed the whole quote, "Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit, but the highest form of intelligence" - Oscar Wilde ^^ I agree with that guy ;) Kim

You've lost me, I have no idea what this post even means? The above is needlessly rude. imo Starting a thread doesn't allow you dictate who can post or what opinion they may have. You asked a question but whenever given an answer you don't agree with you attack the post/er. When you repeatedly post passive aggressively about what you perceive "others" are doing wrong, eventually someone will point out it's best to worry about your own posts/business rather than harp on what everyone else is up to. kwim? As evidenced by a few of your recent threads, if you seek out drama you will find it. Kim

just a note ... it might just be me (it often is lol) but I find the excessive use of smilies to be very sarcastic, especially if the comment preceding the smilie is up for interpretation. A smilie in the wrong place can totally change the meaning of your post. A smilie doesn't always mean your smiling. :D

If I can precis all of this, it's quite simple. Treat every encounter as if it was a first date with a woman with whom you wish to share intimacy. Be: Clean, punctual, deodorized, groomed, generous, modest, polite and accurate with your funds. Don't Be: A dick. Accurate?

After being on Cerb for over 3 years now. I've met many women from Cerb, of all sizes and races and ages. I've become on-line friends with many of them thou chat and PM's. I've also read most of the threads here and have come to the conclusion that the women that are the most successful and that I have had the best sessions with are women who truly love their work. I've learnt that some of these women started being an SP or MA due to personal circumstances. But have learnt that they actually enjoy doing this type of work and planned on doing it for as long as they can. These women enjoy giving and receiving pleasure and companionship. And as long as you are a gentleman and have good hygiene they welcome with you with open arms. And for the allocated time, they focus their attention on giving you companionship and pleasure. And if the chemistry is there and connection made. a friendship may be form where repeat encounters may occur with each one getting better and better as the comfort level and trust level form between two consenting adults. I have been lucky and have many encounters with kind loving women that I have continued contact with. Like any other job. If you truly love your work, and are good at it, success will come to you. This is a job where you can offer companionship and pleasure to men that are lonely or just lack the physical intimacy that humans need due to unfortunate circumstances. I am truly grateful to have met so many women that love their work and hope to meet many more. It really has changed my life. xoxoxox to all of you.

The sun is shining brightly in Halifax!!

From reading your original post, it sure looked like you were sending a message to others and were excluding yourself from the message you were trying so hard to convey (i.e. people who use sarcasm are insecure and need to make themselves feel better by putting down others in order to feel superior)... Now you say that some people consider you sarcastic because of the FULL quote Kim provided in her post? lol Are you for real or was it just a sarcastic comment? Or perhaps a witty and intelligent comment? Maybe a clarification would be helpful so there are no misunderstandings (adding a :) just in case). So which one is it, cristycurves? Are you above sarcasm or are you not like everyone else who uses sarcasm from time to time (whether it'd be ironic sarcasm, witty sarcasm, funny sarcasm, ill intended sarcasm, etc.)?? From reading your posts-lately, I can tell you, you are not above anything (should I add a ;) here?). If you need concrete examples, I can easily provide you with quotes of what you wrote, within context... especially to me when I dared to disagree with you (would a :( be appropriate here?). Yes, those smilies are mostly being over-used to (try to) disguise insults. Those smilies don't change the meaning the message being sent, at all. And this is nothing new either. Sometimes, there is room for interpretation and sometimes, the message is loud and clear. Dare to disagree with Miss CC and you will be on the receiving end of passive aggressive (and sarcastic) comments. cristycurves, you say you like bluntness? This one was all for you. Sarcasm excluded. P.S. How many smilies did I use in my post? Maybe I should just add a few more because, well, I am allowed to and have not reached the limit yet... ;) :biggrin: :icon_razz: :icon_cool:

I understand that these things are annoying to say the least for all you ladies but I can't help but laugh at the utter stupidity of some guys. I don't know, I just have to find the humor. I hope you ladies can find humor in some of it too. At least, when you look back at it after the initial frustration and anger. The one that puzzles me is one that I talked to a provider about once. The guy phones, texts, whatever and books a session. Than starts the haggling. When she says "look buddy, the price is the price." He has the audacity(read stupidity here if you like, lol) to tell her he's a stud and hung like a horse and doesn't really need to "buy" sex. We could never figure out why he called her in the first place. I don't know how you ladies keep your sanity with some of these idiots at times. I really admire you all for hanging in there for the good ones. Please remember we aren't all bad.:icon_biggrin:

I'm going to be blunt. My apologies in advance if I offend anyone, that isn't my intention. I thank those I agree with. I don't thank those I don't agree with. I nominate those I agree very strongly with and those that make a point so damn fine. That's a pretty simple way of putting it. I think, with all due respect, the OP needs to understand that in life..... shit happens, and people you thought would support you through thick and thin sometimes let you down. That's because they don't feel the same way as you. That's because they are as unique as you. It's very rare to have everyone in any given community agree with you or support you all the time. Learning this is a part of growing up.

I think that is a great summary of the overall thread :) you are very perceptive! If I could add one final thought it's to continue the "undicklike" behaviour after the encounter. If you are going to write a review keep it classy and discrete, leave the details and the YMMV in private. Most ladies do not want to feel like you are giving a virtual high 5 to your CERB buddies, bragging about how far you got. It's not a locker room :) xoxo

People serial texting who you told NOT to text you that many times after you didn't respond and texts again several times long after you've explained the situation. This is definitely not respecting someone's boundaries or whatever personal issue they have to deal with and have already fully explained for the umpteenth time. No respect for a person's private situation. That's when it's time to block their number. What part of "I am not available" do people not understand? And my name isn't hun, sweetie or babe either. lol. Not following the SP's protocol shortly before arriving to an appt. Do you have a boyfriend? Meeting people for the first time and they attempt to go into other rooms at the SP's place without even asking. Or others wanting a tour of other private rooms. What the hell? Time to put locks on the door handles. If the door is shut, it stays shut. People who don't take off their shoes and insist they are clean. No they're not. You were outside. "Are you available now? I can be there in 5 minutes." Receiving a text out of the blue. "I'd like to make an appt. What is your address?" And you don't know this person from Adam. "Rates? Location?" text is a definite way to NOT receive a response back. Stepping off my soapbox now. I know it's like preaching to the choir here but thought I'd add a few..

You won't see me going to the Sargent site, step up yourself! ... I rather have more than a friggin' ordinary massage!! I enjoy getting my 'massages' at the Ellice Ave salon or at Southpointe (which I wish is closer as it is close to the Perimeter Highway down south if some are not aware of where it is). Those two sites are very affordable and very enjoyable .. the Main Street place is not as affordable as you can drop as much there as you would at Nevadas for fs. It is improper to be encouraging clients to go to the Sargent place and try and see how far you can get with an attendant who is there to provide a legitimate massage! Borders on sexual abuse.

This is where it gets silly.. "not allowed" ?? By who?? is there some super-secret Federal Department of BlowJobs? The bottom line is this. If you feel comfortable providing a BBBJ then do it. If you don't feel comfortable providing one, then do a CBJ. You need to do what is comfortable for you. But getting on here and whining about feeling pressure or competition is a non-starter. How can anyone on this board believe that some of this is not a way to eliminate competition. This debate has gone on ad nauseum. If you don't feel comfortable with a BBBJ then don't do it. But again, don't try and constrain other providers with your ideas. If you think a CBJ protects you and prevents disease transmission, then there is no validity in the argument that those who give BBJ's are putting you at risk. A CBJ only policy should protect you from that if your arguments are true.

Spent an hour today with another beautiful hit from the good people of Mirage. Natalia looked amazing in the pics and I've had a lousy week so why not wash away the headaches with this young angel. She beautiful, which I'm not surprised since I've had nothing but good experiences from this new to Ottawa agency. I also found out she's a signed model and does lingerie, fitness and swim suit shoots. No surprise, her body is banging perfect, gorgeous smile, twinkle in her eyes and a natural elegance. She greeted me enthusiastically and gave me a glass of wine. As we chatted on the bed I felt immediately at ease...not unlike coming home to a gorgeous gf. In and out of the shower and on to the fun. Dfk, lfk, enthusiastic BBBJ was enjoyed. Daty was clean, really yummy and her reactions are genuine. Enjoyed CG, RCG, mish and doggie. Finished with my favourite...a visit to the Greek isles. It's not advertised in her repertoire so ymmv. We had some extra time so I enjoyed a lovely massage and some pillow talk. Beauty, grace, intelligence (she just completed her masters), what more can you ask for. I plan to repeat as much as I can before she goes

Rude is very easy to decipher. The post itself however, is completely unintelligible. :icon_wink: I assumed you were drunk. (I still kinda do.) :icon_wink: :icon_wink: :icon_wink: Clearly you don't want to discuss anything, you wanted to make a speech. So, job done. Goodnight Christy, Kim EDIT: (To the topic at hand, I "thank" posts I find funny, bright, helpful or interesting. Who the poster is has no bearing on it.)

As many of you know, I have been a long time / original client of both Paradise Spa and Angel's Touch. I have been more than happy with the total environs and extremely overjoyed with the Ladies employed. However, today I was completely blown over by the extent, class, fit and finish that Marc and Angie have completed with the new rooms, the new entry, all of it! From really big showers that easily accommodate my big ass to the mirrors, lighting, water jets, new fluffy towels! As usual, very, very clean and comfortable. An absolutely outstanding accomplishment! In my humble opinion, there is not doubt in my mind that this experience is THE BEST massage experience in Ottawa and possibly Ontario!!!

Here is the situation. As I posted before we need close to 800 dollars to get the social going. Normally this close to a social we would have at least 25 of 35 tickets sold which covers the expenses for the venue. Right now, we still have less than 10 tickets sold. Only a few regulars have paid for their tickets since I posted a pre cancellation warning last week. We haven't heard from any other gents, therefore we regrettably have to cancel the June 12th social. We are considering options for possibly something smaller especially for travelling ladies that already made plans to be here. For those who have paid for their tickets, we will be contacting you individually, via PM with options in a few days. Note that this in no way changes mistert and my commitment towards organising the socials, and we will post in due time details for a fall social next September. We would also like to thanks, once again, all those that attended the last 3 socials and helped make them a classy evening. Also thanks to the sponsorship from ALO and CMJ. The gifts you provided helped us put on a great event at a very reasonable cost. This also includes all the gents and ladies who provided door prizes. Thank you all!

There is no real magic in this. Make eye contact with the girl you are interested in and 9 times out of 10 she will come and see you. They are as interested in meeting people who want to meet them as you are in meeting them. It is in their financial interest. If that doesn't work walk up and talk to her. Say Hi. Pretty simple. How to avoid being bothered by ladies you are not interested in is more difficult.

48. Lingerie leftovers So. Alotta Fagina and Anita Dickens-Hyde have left your home. You are spent. Three solid hours of cosplay, inflatable sheep, cookie dough debauchery, wrestling in a pudding filled wading pool and a film about donkeys have left you completely exhausted. Three days later when you recover and have finally commenced the cleanup, you notice a sheer lacy bra and a pair of exquisitely silky panties on the periphery of the scene of your greatest triumph. They do not match. What to do??? NO. Do not do that. That's just nasty. No. That too is nasty, and yes, I thought of it too, BUT I STOPPED BEFORE I PUT THE PLAN IN ACTION. Sicko. Yes. Yes you can wear the panties on your head for a brief time but ONLY if you pretend you are a masked Mexican wrestler OR the Silken Avenger. Okay, you can also use the bra as a dual coned headdress or a really large ears for your Silken Avenger outfit. You are not allowed to use the bra to augment the Masked Mexican wrestler personna. That's just silly. After you have done that. Make contact. Seriously. Don't wash the articles. Contact the providers and let them know that they have left the articles there. If they wish to retrieve them, keep them safe and do not cry when you have to let them go. If they don't, you have years of Silken Avenger adventures to keep the memories alive. Oh... and don't let the providers know about the Silken Avenger, the Masked Mexican wrestler or the dual cone heads. That's our little secret. 49. Pancakes. Did you know that you can eat these babies for supper AND serve them with bacon??? I was blissfully unaware of that until just recently. I mean really. Pancakes, maple syrup and bacon all on the same plate and served willy nilly during the course of the day??? Revofuckinglutionary. What does it have to do with the hobby? Um... duh. Are you a hobbyist? Do you want to be happy??? Pancakes, maple syrup and bacon make this hobbyist very happy. It's not all about sex you freakin' pervert. Unless you could mix it all up with an encounter. That would be AMAZEBALLS. Sticky?? Sure. Delicious? Absolutely. Hygenic? Meh. Two outta three ain't bad. 50. Wolverines. Nope. Don't even think about it. Hugh Jackman is ridiculously expensive to book for an encounter as your stunt double and live wolverines tend to pee, spray odiferous musk and are generally unwilling to take commands. They also have ill tempers and tend to be ummmm... bitey. Trust me. Wolverines and encounters do not mix.

Sarcasm, when best practiced, is an art form. There is nothing more amusing than seeing words turned ever so subtly into a humorous dig, especially when the words are meant not to harm, but to lighten the tension in a heated debate. The problem? When written, it takes a concerted effort to discern whether the words were meant in a hurtful sense or as probably intended, in a light hearted manner. As Gabriella has so eloquently put it, the use of smilies, emoticons or a well place LOL or hehehehehe enables the reader to take the written word not at face value, but as they were originally intended, as a bit of fun. This of course works with all sexes, races, and religions except for people of Saskatchewan and nationals of Latvia, Zimbabwe and Bosnia Hercegovina. Those fuckers have no sense of humour. ;)

But RG, the whole entire point of sps/clients versus civilians is the business side, the commercial transaction, and the fact that the sp is 'at work' while performing these services. And like any other workplace, conditions and regulations can be (and in some countries are) applied. It is what it is. It isn't about stamping out stds, and it isn't about controlling morality, it is a simple case of worker safety. The example of Home Depot is of course exactly the same. We aren't controlling what civilians or even the Home Depot worker is doing at their own home, only regulating what they can do in the work place, for their safety. Once a regulation is in place, this means also that an employer cannot demand the worker get up on that ladder, at the workplace, without the proper safety equipment. Nor in NZ or similar places can any employer demand that an sp provide uncovered sexual services. And that is what it means to protect a worker with regulations. Whether a worker would voluntarily do it, they will have to do it on their own civilian time, not at the workplace. Comparing it as a morality issue is not at all accurate, when the fact of the matter is that stds are real, and std transmission occurs without barriers. As a health and safety issue, it is a pretty clear line. Sps aren't high risk because they are sps, sps aren't being morally judged and found faulty due to the fact that they are sps, The focus is that the risk is in the activity >>> uncovered sexual activities. You take the bbbj out of the work place, and the work place is a safer place for the worker (the sp). I really have a hard time believing anyone thinks it is OK to not protect sex workers just like any other labour force just because they are sps, and not regulate the safety issues of commercial sexual activity.

The keys to making encounters extraordinary is actually quite simple. First, do your homework to ensure you understand your guest's expectations then do follow thru to make it happen before he arrives to the best of your ability. The next thing is THE key... STAY IN THE MOMENT from the minute you open the door until you close it after he leaves. By staying in the moment I mean... 1. Do not allow random thoughts floating thru your head to take hold. They are clouds, just let them float thru while you focus your attention on your guest. Don't allow the "am I doing this right?", "does this angle make my stomach look fat?" or "I need to go grocery shopping as soon as he's done." to interfere with your time with your guest. This time is about the two of you together and nothing else matters at this point. There is time to process a worthy unrelated thought after he's gone. 2. See the humanity in your guest before all else. This is the part of him you want to touch deeply. He isn't a business guru, construction worker, accountant, father, brother, son when he is with you. He is simply a man, with all of the qualities that makes him strong and vulnerable at the same time. Recognize this, let him be himself with no expectations that he is anything else. The human connection is the one that he will feel and not forget. 3. Follow the bouncing ball. Watch, listen and respond to the story that his body and tone of voice tell. Words can be deceptive but the body always tells the truth. He gives you all the clues you need to make a visit spectacular, you just need to be open to seeing them; to do that you need to follow the moment and trust your intuition to decipher what he is actually needing rather than just what he thinks he wants. It's easy once you practice it a bit, like karaoke. Just watch the little red bouncing ball of "right now". 4. Remember the humanity in him first and foremost. Make a mental file on him. After he leaves, think about what you learned about the real him and file that gold away. If you connected with him, he'll be back and you then have the keys to getting him to shed to masks he wears in the outside world, allowing him to once again just be himself but more efficiently than the last time leaving more time for genuine connection. Follow these steps with every visit and before long you are the Sanctuary he seeks when the outside world is closing in on him. You are who he turns to, to forget, to reconcile, to release all of the stresses that hunt him. These may or may not be conversations of words but more often with my guests they are a ballet of touch, movement and physical expression... Remember that this interaction isn't about you, it's about the both of you. It certainly isn't all about the sex. The physical is simply a vehicle to express ourselves together; it's about releasing what is needed and renewing one's life energy so we can meet the world another day from a positive frame of mind. A man comes to us because of a physical urge but that is merely symptomatic of the underlying need for connection without negativity whether your guest realizes it or not. He never needs to understand your process but he will never forget the time he shared with you if the connection to the real him is made... This is what I think makes an experience memorable... cat

I can live with CFS and CBJ. I have never had a BBBJ so I don't know what I am missing there. But I could not go without daty. Even the concept of protected daty seems like - whats the point. To give up kissing - not going to happen. Practice good hygiene several times a day, and talk openly with your doctor on a regular basis. Stay educated, play safe, choose SPs and other sexual partners wisely, and decide what risks are acceptable for yourself. IMO. Final word - respect the other persons boundaries and limitations. Do not question their choices or push them where they do not want to go.

I have this fetish about long and meaty pussy lips. I just love to suck and pull them with my mouth Any SP out there that can fulfill my fetish ? Love to hear from you !

Last night, CBC's "The National" aired a disturbing story regarding how various strains of bacteria are now becoming resistant to antibiotics including strains of gonorrhea. The World Health Organization is becoming quite alarmed by this and are cautioning health professionals to not over prescribe antibiotics, but it appears the damage has all ready been done as strains of bacteria are becoming known as "super-bacteria's." So, in light of this, could it be possible that BBBJ's by Sp's may become a thing of the past as it could be too dangerous for them to offer this service especially if there isn't a cure for a super strain of gonorrhea? I know there are some Sp's who are not comfortable providing this service to begin with, but feel they must do so in order to remain competitive. So, what do you think CERB community about this?

Congratulations on your milestone. You have been a definitive voice in the community, sharing your experiences, supporting the ladies and occasionally throwing in a dirty comment or two. I have enjoyed reading your posts and look forward to more!

http://www.cbc.ca/news/arts/maya-angelou-poet-author-and-activist-dead-at-86-1.2656694 A great lady has passed. I loved hearing her speak. May she rest in Peace.

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Looks a little TGTBT to me.

Bear Hands - Giants

congrats Ice4Fun on your 1000 posts well done

Damn Emily... you seen to provide us with so many great articles..... Thank You

There is truth to this because I am one of I'm sure many who began to provide bbbj from feeling pressured, the need to be a so called "genuine" gfe and because more than not demanded it. But in saying that I could not justify allowing daty and then expecting the man to be covered. Joining cerb was an eye opener because years before, when I was involved with services, offering that service would get you fired, it wasn't allowed, ever! Now everyone, or it seems like everyone is doing it.To be honest I'd prefer it not be allowed, but who listens to me, lol!

I like bluntness:) but is this post sarcasm;) and does anyone include me, lol? With all due respect to you ;) I find it funny when I make a post or a thread some read into it an agenda, or make more of it than it is, such as you have done. I'm being blunt as well, with all due respect:) When the opposite happens I'm told I misinterpret, that the post or thread is subjective that I'm reading it wrong! This op doesn't need to understand anything, I can read and can get "it" and this op has known shit happens since I could shit:) With all due respect and thank you but I don't need you to inculcate anything in, to me or for me:) and I think it rather rude of you to think you should. But if it's made you feel better....:) Lastly Perhaps you are confused, as I'm not sure why you'd think I would want everyone to agree with me. My apologies to those I've offended for my usage of emoticons;)

Tonight was ceaser salad, grilled steak, little oven roasted potato's and some garlic bread.

From bottom to top: - It's definitely true that being part of a supportive community means not just hanging out in a corner with your best buddies, but moving through the room and listening to everyone's voice. Folks who are insecure in any community tend to build a fortress of allies, hide behind the walls of their clique, and from there hurl little barbed arrows of disdain and insult. That can be reassuring if you need it, but doesn't make a better community and wastes all of the potential to be found in diversity. It's easy to find reasons to dislike others. It's more work to find the reasons to like other people, especially people who aren't your usual crowd. But it's one of the ways we grow, and helps keep a community strong and healthy. - I use Thanks to acknowledge things that make me smile or laugh, or that say something I already feel. I Nominate posts that make me stop and think, teach me something, or do an especially good job expressing a view that I share. In all cases I click the button primarily for the content and not the author. But it's also true that I'm well-disposed to some familiar faces here on CERB, and that may sometimes tip the balance. But it's never the whole reason.

I have marinated lamb chops. I used mint jelly, lemon juice, minced garlic and package of sweet onion ( salad dressing) . That has been in a zip locked bag for a few hours. I plan to BBQ them:) On the side I have Russian purple potatoes , steamed then broiled . In olive oil, rosemary and peppercorns, asparagus on grill and portabella mushrooms, grilled. OMG smells so wonderful!

My breasts are big and natural. They have hang, are sensitive and fun to play with (I know because I do). If some exclude me because they're not perky and whatever... to each their own. My breasts are fair game to those who see their value.

Besides the major and obvious turn-offs that have been covered on this thread (poor hygiene, lack of communication, bad manners, negotiation, etc), one of my biggest turn off is the client that you have to constantly remind that this is a no string attached escort/client relationship that works BOTH ways. There is a minority of men who cannot just take our "relationship" for what is it, and won't hesitate to pronounce the "L" word. They soon will develop a sense of entitlement and even become jealous, possessive and intrusive. They will constantly try to push your emotional boundaries. They are used to conquer in order to get what they want. You will give them a inch, and they will immediately ask you - or take - the mile. Not a second it would cross their mind that you may already be in a solid relationship or even married. I find that quite disappointing because it actually usually starts with a great chemistry...However their perception of the escort-client relationship will soon get distorted. Personally I find this to be extremely emotional draining. If I find myself in the obligation to burst the client's bubble more than 2 times regarding the nature of our arrangement, I will unfortunately have to fire him. I understand that this is a sensitive service and that as human beings we cannot always control our emotions - and there is absolutely nothing wrong with that. What may turn wrong is how those emotions are handled.

In the last couple of years I recently discovered I can squirt. it's not something that happens often and I haven't really figured out how to "control" it since I am learning many factors are in play when it happens. Even when I do webcam shows guys will ask for it I always tell them yes it is possible and if it doesn't happen I can send them a video of me squirting. So with Katherine's post I completely agree. the pressure to perform makes the whole climate of squirt a no go. So I am thinking just to offer a collection of videos of me squirting it if doesn't happen while I am on my webcam site or in person.

Indeed I do squirt but sometimes, for some reasons it just won't happen. I do provide guidance on how to literally soak my bed or your face!!! And, let's say, if U R very good at it, it will most likely happen but I don't control the amount of squirting juice that will cum out. If U don't point at noon or 2 it won't happen when U penetrate me so because I do love squirting and the way I get off when squirting, I ask U to stand on your knees and I do the same thing and I ask U to finger me real well and very fast and intensely and well it will most likely happen. But like I say if U or even I put to much pressure on myself it just doesn't happen. And lot of the times it just flows rapidly (within 15 seconds with a few regulars that were quite astonished and so was I as a matter of fact!!!!) but sometimes my poor babe can end up saying my hand is sore....!!! So just have the lady feel nice and she might give it to U but in no way should U disregard her if she can't that time. If she either advertises she does squirt or U have asked her and she said she did, she is squirting for there is no way one respectable SP would advertise something she really can't offer for it would, at the long end, hurt her career because word to mouth spreads really quickly. So I can only suggest to develop a relationship with the SP advertising and or saying she does and in no time it should happen! Barbara

I hate texting. It's a turn off imo and my business number is a landline, my cell phone my home number, which I won't share so if texted it would have to be from that phone and it would show, even if that weren't the case when you receive a text how do you know if you are receiving it from a man, woman, or child? Really the same applies for emails, that's why I prefer a phone call. Take a minute, it won't kill anyone, plus hearing a persons voice can tell you a lot. If I'm going to see you, I am first going to talk to you, simple:)

I have never been faced with this situation as the ladies I have met have all been exactly what I expected...lol...actually in most cases even better. If I was ever in a situation where I decided not to continue I think my approach might be determined by what the issue was. If I was faced with a bait and Switch I would not feel any obligation to compensate the lady. I would politely explain that I was expecting someone else and therfore not interested in continuing. If my reason for leaving related more to my personal choice I would feel it would be appropriate for me to fully compensate the lady for her time. I think the reason I have never been faced with this is the fact that I have tended to see the same ladies repeatedly and after a fair amount of homework.

If you heard they had "big things", then I fear someone lied to you...

So I seen this thread title, and said to myself in a panic..Holy Mother of Christ...please please do not let me see my name....LMAO Tony B-I recall some of your previous posts..and I know you are a genuine bbw lover and your intentions were positive...I am thinking maybe a little re-wording is in order ;) Perhaps who is the best suited bbw for you and your tastes would be a better question..than who is the heaviest...because even us proud ladies who carry extra weight-do not like the term "heaviest" to be used as a physical characteristic regarding our descpription..lol. Lots of Love, Vanessa xoxox

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