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Tom wanted me to keep you in the loop, he lost hand eye coordination totally this morning, and his speech became very slurred. Told me to pass on he was not even drinking! Seems peaceful at the moment. Promised him I would post on his behalf when he succumbed to this vicious disease Charles

Ladies and gentlemen, I'm sure this thread is nothing new but... Seeing so many fellow friends posting about loneliness and depression, I'm feeling lots of people are having the "blues" lately. So, I thought about bringing some positiveness in the atmosphere (like we say in french lol). So guys, what makes you happy ? Simple things, little things, random things.... Please share and let's spread more smiles and happiness around us :) Personally, I enjoy small things that always put a smile on my face like making other people happy, good time with friends, spending time with my dog, mountain retreats, funny movies, eating chocolate (lol), laughing, drawing/sketching, feeling the support of loved ones... and smiling, always ! What about you ? On this note, have a great, happy day ! ;) Eva xox

I used to feel as you do Amelia until I started meeting with some younger men-20-30, then my opinion changed. I think we all have to treat each potential client/business person as an individual and not a number, persay. There are younger guys that have more maturity than many older and vice versa.There are two many exceptions to the rule, so I've experienced. Just yesterday I had a fantastic meeting with a 25yr old, he was as respectable, mature and nice as anyone could hope, so... We all have preferences and different tastes but sometimes looking beyond them can bring lovely surprises:)

Well I like to live in the moment....... So right meowwww ...Hickory Sticks make me happy :) Cause I frickin love them and ..... that's all I have here to eat ;)

Spending some time with the lovely ladies of Cerb, having good health, helping a neighbor clear their driveway of snow, talking to my sister, telling a good joke and having the Patriots win the Super Bowel!

Easy one..... the thing in life that has always made me happy is my children... even when their is challenges which there always will be I know that they will also bring me amazing joy... peace and happiness. Nothing in this world makes me happier then to be their Dad. Sent from my Passport using Tapatalk

In case you missed this thread, negotiating of lyla ladies in only acceptable if she posts it is acceptable. http://www.lyla.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=141558

Yeah the best way to avoid people negotiating, is to put "rates are firm", or something to that extent. If you don't have that in your ad, don't be surprised ro get people that want to negotiate. I worked in retail a few years ago and you wouldn't believe the amount of people that wanted to negotiate the price of products or a service, its just a part if the business world that you unfortunately have to get used to

Like Genevieve said, I'm also more of a giver... But if the right gentleman wants to learn what I like and please me, why not ? It is always my greatest pleasure to be brought to high levels of pleasure and let myself go... ;) And a good, sensual massage is a very good start...

What makes me happy: The way the waitresses greet me at at my favorite diner (Dear, hun, love....) Hugs from a (female) friend for no reason My cat greeting me at the door when I come home When my relatives call out of the blue just to say "hello"

Nothing can bring a smile to my face any quicker than a dog, they are pure joy in a hairy package:) Soulfully speaking, being loved is the real meaning of happiness for me and I'm sure for many. When you know you are truly loved by someone then it's hard not to be happy. Laughter as well, I was at the gym yesterday and a couple of girls were laughing hysterically at something on their phone, the laughter was contagious, it made me happy. It is easy to find, smile, say something nice to someone, or do someone a favor. I guarantee in those you'll find happiness:) Or eat something yummy, food brings me happiness, lots of food:)

Sometimes, age becomes or can be unimportant, especially when the chemistry is there and there's a strong connection... have you ever felt that? This being said, I find that maturity, experience and wisdom are very attractive (in both men and women for me) ;)

At Red Lobster, the waitress was bringing plates for the waitress who took the order to the table next to us and she asked the patrons, "I have crabs", moment of silence, "who ordered crabs?".

Very interesting read. As a dancer, what gets my attention is eye contact and a smile. I will usually scan the room, and two or three gents will make eye contact. I will pick the one who look most inviting and go over. What makes a gent most inviting? One who looks happy to see me, a smiling and inviting demeanour. I will go sit down and chat, and can usually tell in the first five-seven minutes if he is receptive and wants to dance. He is smiling, engaged and flirty. A bit of small talk, then he usually asks me. If he asks me over then is faced away, or acting like he's doing me a favour by having me at the table, or acting like i need to impress/ convince him for a dance I simply get up and move on. I am paying to be at this club and have limited time, plus no one likes dealing with someone who is condescending, so I'd rather spend time with gentlemen who appreciate my efforts and want to enjoy me, not someone some power trip or make me "prove" myself to them... If someone has a bad attitude, its simply not worth the headache and they can keep their money for someone who's willing to play games. After all, the clubs are quite busy and there's lots of great gents who are more than happy and appreciative to enjoy my time and body! The palm wave I read in earlier post works well too, tipping her on stage and simply approaching her are all great ways to let her know your interested, very good suggestions...

I'm now in my sixties. When I was in my 30's I like women in there 20's and 30's. When I entered my 40's I liked them in their 20's, 30's and 40's. The biggest benefit of getting older has been that it has broadened my horizons as to the age of women I find attractive. I now find all age groups of women attractive in their own special way ;)

I've seen women of all ages, but the ones over 30 seem to the best experience. i've seen several in their 40's. They had better bodies then women in their 20's. But they were more experienced and relaxed in their sessions. They are more open and experienced. They know what they want and how to please a man. Some of the girls offer physical pleasure, but not the sensual and emotional pleasure that an older woman brings. But it depends on the maturity of the woman. I've met some girls that were very mature for their age and enjoy there work and went out of there way to please me. But in general older women seem to offer the type of experience and older gentleman like myself desires :)

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I first noticed Karma and Cleo's separate adds awhile ago, and noticed they were providing duo's. I've never had that experience and was obviously intrigued (have probably fantasied about it my whole life). These girls are great as a couple, right away you're put at ease by the way they interact and chat. They're into each other and they included me perfectly! Both girls have recommendations separately, and Cleo is a member of this site. Hardest part is telling which one is better... but I don't have too they're both fantastic!

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I am a 47 year old gentleman, and I find myself attracted to women in their mid 20's to late 40's. The attraction all depends on the ladies level of maturity. How she dresses, how she expresses herself, sound of her voice, conversations, etc, etc....

Got to LOVE Monte Python! Decided, like many before me, this song will be played as the 6 carry me out to the hearse. So to my friends and those who have followed this journey over the past 2 years, the journey is basically at an end. I am getting moved to Kitchener area on Friday to a respite facility where the pain will be medicated stronger than can be done at home. My memory took a rapid turn for the worse on the weekend, and I passed out from pain a couple of times. Probably have no more than 10 - 20 days max before my ashes go onto the driveway....I mean golf course! KW is closer to most of the family and it will make it easier on them. I have had a lucid day and a half, where I sent personalized notes of thanx to some of the very special people I have met, had decidedly naughty conversations with and with those who I have not been able to visit. I am sure I have missed quite a few, and I apologize to them. sigh, so many camel toes and just not enough time!!!!! I have sent a note to organ transplant folks to use my tongue in case anyone wants it. I want to thank you all again for all for the notes and emails sent, it helped me get through the shitty days and I really appreciated it. If I am not too drugged tonight, I will try and get on chat. After Friday, if you want to chat, please send me a note to the gmail address, as it may be more discrete for me to look at. So I will not be attending the next Cerb Spring Social, but I hope you all have naughty fun, end up laughing at all the stupid things I have said and done, and end up with mighty hangovers!!! As previously stated either my brother or a very good friend of mine will come on and let you know how far I got. I will get to the Super Bowl, but not the Masters! Have a shot at the bar in my memory! And when you hear Monty Python being played, smile and think of me. See you on the other side. Peace Tom TheLiquor

Hello, as i already posted my session with this one, other members have PM'd me to ask which thread is it that i posted it, so i will just re up it here. I seen her again this morning, plays safe, i enjoyed her personality. her in call is in the south end of the city, clean, well kept. i asked her name and she told me Paris, but who know's what aliases she will go by. If you get a chance to do a duo with her gf, it is worth it. Atleast i enjoyed it :) She is pretty petite, as you can tell by the photos. Anyways, enjoy have fun, play safe! Cheers

Thank you Charles, very kind of you. Even in his darkest days he keeps his humor, so amazing. Hug him for me please. A stranger in the beginning, a friend in the end never did you turn away never did you bend even in your darkest days you'd reach out to say something nice, something funny in your own special way you typify a gentle man, you humble me so even amidst adversity and against a callous foe with humor as your weapon you gallantly fought never withering to pity or a depressing thought stay strong, be brave, I'm here for you friend forever, always and to the end.

I negotiated recently ...... my bad I had booked an extended date and I wanted to bring some eats to have something to wash down with the Vino I wanted burgers and she wanted a healthy chicken burger. After a short negotiation I delivered chicken burgers .... ;)

Suddenly feeling very ill. Pain in shoulders, both arms, lower back, and trouble breathing. I used my puffer and took some Tylenol. Maybe I will feel better after a nap. :( ---------- Thanks RG, but I am feeling a little better now (3:30 pm). If it comes back or persists. Then I will go to Emerg.

I'm also a giver, but I truly appreciate receiving. I have given a massage to a lady once(that was the first thing I did when I showed up) and she was so relaxed and comfortable with it that I took the whole session giving her the massage with no return. She felt bad when I was done but I did not mind because I got to explore her entire body from head to toe. She specially enjoyed the scalp massage with a unique tool.

I love to give because I know I will receive !! I love to give a Lady a massage first it sets the mood.. Nothing better than giving a Lady a relaxing massage first. I often hear when I ask they say "Oh I'd love one". They usually don't get that offer all the time.. The Ladies that I most frequent know they are getting a massage first LOL

why don't you call her and set up a session then you can tell us the positive feedback. play safe have fun cheers

I'm sorry to disagree. It's known throughout the business that negotiating is frowned upon and disliked. Although I agree with your reasoning, this business is a luxury, not a necessity and unique to others. So, respectfully, if anyone can't afford it then do without until they can. If some are offering specials then take advantage of those specials. We list our rates for a reason, and that reason is because that is what we've determined we need to meet our costs of doing business, anyone asking for less makes us feel that they think we aren't worthy, or other negative thoughts. So even if asked politely, I still think it rude.

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I love all Ladies of all ages. They are all unique in there own way just like us. I've seen Ladies in there late 20's to early 40's.. As I was told age is a number.. " but my number is becoming to high " HA! HA! I love the Ladies always did and always will. I only wish CERB/Lyla was around when I was younger.. There are some many Lovely and beautiful Ladies..

Age is just a number to me. It simply says how many rotations around the sun you have made. Every one is unique in their perspective, experience, learning and loving so I try to find the connection and shared energy with each person. I've had wonderful experiences with both "many rotations" and "less rotations" (tee hee) as well as not so wonderful. For me it's about personality, character and energy. Looks and body type play a small part but I much prefer the rest and how they relate to me.

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Ok tried coconut oil in making rice tonight. Nope. But I'm still game to try it as a lube. Hehe

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I thought I had seen it at Costco before. So, recently I was there and looked for it intentionally. Here is what I found at the Costco on Merivale. [/img]

I like eating a hero This type of hero that is Did I digress LOL RG

Gentleman, I will be in St. John next week. I am not looking for quanity, but quality. I provide the the girlfriend experience, or the sensual massage, or if you are more adventurous, some BDSM kinky fun. My male slave is with me all the time though. You could watch me play/hurt him, or have the two of you play together. I could also tie him to a chair and cuckhold him, while you get to enjoy me.

Yes Izzy. The girls of CMJ have a way about them, don't they? But some of the bigger questions will be... How will you deal with temptation once you have seen them all at the parties and had them in session? How will you choose one over another? How will you deal with being greeted at the door by one, and enslaved by another? How many times a week will you succumb (no dirty pun intended here) to temptation and book a session? Will your body be able to handle back to back sessions? Are you bold enough to entertain a trifecta or quadfecta? Will you pick a favorite, or a flavour of the month? Will you have the willpower not to fall for one of these amazing ladies? And to answer this thread... how the hell will you ever go back to a strip club again??????? I have spent much time pondering these very questions (and finding answers) this past year at CMJ. And it has been quite a ride...

Emily J, this is a wonderful post. Swapping industries as you read it works perfectly. I'm not aware of any circumstance in which that which is the point to this community can be considered a necessity. We (the clients) do this because we want to, not because it is required. Yes, I agree that sometimes the drive to make an arrangement can be pretty insistent but that still leaves it as a "want", not a "need". If we (the clients) want to enter this world and make arrangements, we do so knowing the cost is what it is and it is unseemly and demeaning to both parties to insist on trying to make it otherwise. For myself, the "negotiations" take place in my head before I make contact. Something along the lines of "Oh, this person looks interesting. Hmm. It will cost this much. More than I care to spend at the moment. Ah, this person seems intriguing, too. And at a cost with which I'm comfortable." And a text, phone call, or PM as appropriate goes out. From that point, the only financial discussion is confirming that the cost is what it is. Haggling should only take place at garage sales and the like. My two bits worth...

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Black and yellow

looking forward to meeting you RM :) I enjoy reading your posts

Nothing. What you and your/ his/her/each other does within their time is up to one another, and should be clarified between one another. What might be wrong is discussing it now, openly:)

When seeing an escort/companion you are paying her for her time, not to play with juicemen or to have stamina tested. I just wanted to clarify.

Believe it or not, it can be nerve wracking for a stripper to walk up to a man, offer a dance only to get turned down. Especially if she sees other dancers approach a customer and being turned down. Perhaps that dancer thinks the first girl that was turned out is more attractive then her. I find that being away from the "pervert stage" as well as letting them approach you from behind helps. So, when picking a seat, try to pick one that is away from the center stage and that also allows the dancers to approach you from any direction (side, front, back). It also helps alot when you are in a high traffic area! lol my 2 cents

I never know what to call mine -- a tuft? A patch? A triangle? I shave the bikini line and the undercarriage but keep a nice piece over the mons.