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And there is one and only, WrinkledInTime known to everyone as WIT. So kind and so intelligent and an all time best contributing member of cerb. The undisputed most valuable member, and most knowledgeable member. This thread (cerb Remembrance thread) is meaningless without a post about him. So, lets remember WIT and his enormous contributions to this board and this community spanning over several years. The one with all answers and the one who will be never forgotten, WrinkledInTime, you will be always in our memory and hearts and I think that I speak on behalf of all cerbites to say that we thank you very much for all your invaluable contributions WIT and we all hope that you decide to come back to cerb one day soon. cerb is not same without you.

I hate grammer police. I am guilty as everyone knows for bad grammer and spelling and if someone corrects me in public i will rip a strip off them... You know what he was trying to say.... Correction is not nessassary or welcoming here. In fact it is usually seen as hostile and unwelcoming.

In the beginning and it seems like in a galaxy far far away I arrived on Cerb as a total Newbie, went months without making a single post, went more months before I posted a single recommendation, and any time that I did post anything, there was that BIG question mark beside my name as the avatar that Cerb uses as a generic symbol. Just yesterday Meg made reference to my rainbow avatar in a thread on here and it made me think about the person who suggested to me that I could do way better than a question mark as the symbol that I use to represent myself. I looked long and hard to find the one that I eventually settled on and for that little suggestion I want to thank Samantha Evans. Without her suggestion I might still be a question mark. I love my avatar and it has all sorts of meanings for me. So, I am betting with certainty that many of us have similar thank you's to Cerb members for little things that they have done over time. Not looking for the life changing things, though I bet there are some of those too, but just those little things that people do that are a part of what makes this such a great community.

There is another thread discussing this issue. Bald vs. bush, shaved vs. trimmed, neet vs. other potions. If you want to learn every possible aspect of ball barbering check it out; feel free to pitch in your two hairs---err, I meant your two cents.lol

The satisfaction I feel after a good yoga workout Travelling somewhere I haven't yet been (Prague at the end of Aug!) Spending the morning in bed making love Gaining knowledge, I love to learn how to do something new (Yesterday I figured out how to change my own spark plug in lawn mower lol) Reconnecting with an old friend #1 thing that makes me happiest? Snuggling with my old dog. At 14yrs old, every day with her is a blessing :grin:

Getting an unexpected pm from a lady on Cerb. Love making new friends!! Hitting a new personal record in the gym. Watching squirrels happily bounce around up and down a tree. Driving Eating or cooking great tasting food.

Ok, So recently I saw an ad for a Asian SP from TOG that said she did Golden Showers. Since then, I've noticed quite a few SPs provide this service. Key question is, does anyone know which ones receive it not just give it? PM is cool, I realize this is a fetish and not something everyone partakes or has an interest in. Or is interested in disclosing publicly. Heck.. I'm curious.

We have had numerous threads about embarrassing moments as hobbyists, SP's, MP's etc. How about those "my face was red when..." moments in everyday life? This thread came about after an encounter with a three year old today. Standing in line at Shoppers, this cute little girl in front of me started rubbing my knee. Her mother told her to stop then asked her what she was doing. She responded "it feels like Jacob's head". Well, the mother started laughing and then noticed the perplexed look on my face. She turned the baby stroller around for me to see the adorable toe headed new born cherub snoozing away. I couldn't do anything but laugh. My body hair (other than the Y thanks to shaving) is very sparse and fair. I have never shaved my legs above the knee but am now considering it lol.

For me it's watching my two dogs play, one has little paws that look like mitts, when she lays on her back she moves them like she is boxing. kids playing farting noises a sunny day someone smiling at me a good joke a nice compliment kindness

I think charges for clients are pretty rare, and the only circumstances I know of where it gets mentioned is in massage parlour or micro raids. Maybe it would be more accurate to say that a decision is made to not press charges, because during a raid they are just collecting evidence, and they would have to decide if something like that is even worth pursuing when they have so many other people to charge. I think usually their main focus is on either nuisance (street work/public solictation) and safe work environment (so shutting down trafficking, illegal operations, living off the avails, exploitive working conditions, people working illegally, etc) In Richmond, BC, a massage parlour was investigated, and found a nude mp and client in one of the rooms. I think he's fortunate not to get charged, because then his name would be all over the internet on the stories, because the media sure loved to write about the naked man wearing only a condom lol.

thanks for the info

That was so funny. Frank: Do you want to go on the couch and make out? Ashley: Ok.

Well don't know if this adds anything to this thread but here goes. And I wouldn't have been drawn to the thread except the title fishing, I thought it actually had to do with fishing LOL Back many years ago, in my thirties, when I was a young pup (when your fifty one your thirties seem so young) and I was dating, I had hit a dry spell. A friend of mine, he was single also, same thing. Yes there were available single women. But they were going after married men. And in some cases, the married men said no, "I'm married" But quite a few would hook up with with the single women, marriage aside (btw I'm not, irrespective of terms used here passing any judgements, just making observations from my experience). The single woman thought she found the man of her dreams, the guy, sex. He had no intention of leaving his wife/cl. A female friend of mine (just a friend) said many women like going after married men. They see them as a challenge. And once they get them, if they get them, they think they can change them from a husband who cheats (again no judgements here, trying to find the right terminology) to a faithful husband. This thinking always has escaped me, it seems so dysfunctional. A woman chooses to go after a married man to be her husband/cl, and if she gets him she is the one to change him. Not to mention from that guy's viewpoint, he must think she is comfortable with the idea of infidelity (again, not trying to sound judgmental, just trying to find the right terms) so he continues seeing other women. On a personal note, my fiance decided to have a pre marital (very close to when we were going to get married) affair (or fling) Well she got pregnant by a married man. His marriage ended. He refused to support the child. She shows up at my place, pregnant expecting me to still want to marry her, well no, marriage off (I may make it sound like it was an easy decision, but at the time, yes still loved her, but I knew at that point I couldn't trust her, it was the worst quite a few months of my life) But thank god for very supportive friends. However I digress But it seemed in her case, she was more interested in taking a chance and going after a married guy than getting married. Anyhow that's ancient history, and a rambling for whatever it's worth RG

This could be my new favourite thread! Snuggling with a CERB friend, sometimes without words, in awe of the incredible beauty - both inside and out - of the lady friend I'm with. FR

From Shay's new Spank Bank Memories album, a couple of my own: ;)

I'm going to hell for this, or at least banned from this thread LOL But if there is a song, The End, it seems appropriate to have a song about a beginning So without further ado The Carpenters-We've Only Just Begun RG

My sexy summer dresses with my long muscular legs will still highlight my look for at lesat a month. I slave at the gym to look my best and I have no intention of covering up until the last minute in chilly weather and then look out for long perky nipples!

I second the motion that Playmate seems even better than usual lately. Was there this week and several of the the girls were terrific! Heaven, who has been there for a number of years is still often around on Fridays and is still unbeatable in my mind -- and to my body! Highly recommended. Additional Comments: Inspired by the foregoing and some of the recommendations above, I headed back to the Playmate tonight. I got double lucky. Heaven was there -- how can her bod keep getting better? She is a treasure and hotter than a pistol. Cherish her. Then I met Brianna -- slim-hipped, perky-breasted, "chocolate" (her word) young lovely, with a totally sweet and engaging personality. The gold barbell in her clit hood is a delight. Treat this lady right and you will be rewarded. Another awesome PM babe. Enjoy, gents.

Meeting a new friend from CERB! Also, beer and boobies.

Ahh never mind...

I would like to say a big thank you ( sorry not a little TY!) to - - the many beautiful cerb ladies whom I have met eversince I have participated in this wonderful hobby and whom I am still seeing regularly. These include Coco, Peachy, Claire Aldridge, Isabella Gia, Annika Reiley and more ( in chronological order as I've met them). Without them, my life would have been incomplete and would not be the same - my best friend on cerb who is also my advisor, my confidant and simply a good friend with similar taste - the one and only Capital Hunter I would also like to say thank you to the following cerb ladies - Nathalie Lefebvre, Malika, Miss Sophia V's, SaraMQ etc whom I have not yet met but whose posts I find humourous, witty and insightful.

- Thinking of the beautiful ladies on cerb whom I have the opportunity to see regularly - Thinking of or seeing my little dog running to me, lying flat on her back on the floor for a tummy rub, and licking my face - Listening to music including classical and pop - Enjoying a good meal - home-cooked or restaurant - Enjoying my favorite vacation spots

It depends what you mean by "expensive" ladies. My hourly rate is reasonable and I am not high volume, and I get checked regularly, so I urge you not to make assumptions. But you are right, the higher the traffic to one's incall, the more risk in either case (LE and STD). However, having said that, I have been providing incalls for over 10 years and I have never had a problem, because I work smart. Low traffic, proper screening and not just taking anyone and keeping decent hours and being mindful of your surroundings are all factors. Believe me LE has more important things to do than worry about a lady who keeps to herself without any involvement with underage or trafficked persons, drugs, loud noise or other other laws being broken. In short, incalls are only as risky as the reputation associated with the SP providing them. Stay away from the "hood" after dark and you should be fine.

Not receiving a cancellation fee which was promised to me for a missed appointment in Halifax back in June and finally closing my books on that one as a lost cause.

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My son The sun My rat My first ever rose bush in full bloom Walking Meeting awesome people Creating new recipes Recipes that require a lot of knife skills Research Dancing Singing Fauna LIFE

Such nice replies everyone, thank you, smiling, making someone smile, nothing better:bigclap:

Making someone smile Laughing at myself Feeling good after working out at the Gym Passamaquoddy Bay in New Brunswick A salmon dinner Sunday Morning A thread like this on CERB

Dulce de Leche ice cream from Haagan Dazs Finishing a good book, only to start another Connecting with a stranger Random acts of kindness Witnessing couples experiencing intimate moment in public (a kiss goodbye for example) Road trips Making jewelry Arts and crafts My yoga practice

Lately, it's definitely the salted caramel ice cream from the red apron in Ottawa. So good! :) But also, waking up in a pool of sunshine, reading a really good book with a glass of red wine, cooking while dancing around my kitchen, and having a really good conversation, where I finish and feel like I've learned something new about myself.

Some questions/comments inappropriate to bring up to a client. Some exact quotes, some are words to the effect... Will you become a regular (btw asked during the course of the encounter) Oh glad I'm meeting you, don't have food in the kitchen, now I can go grocery shopping (yes true, happened to me, do I need to hear she is broke) I'd like a recommendation. I don't seem to get too many (wonder why, and commented before the first hour of a encounter of two hours) opening lines from a lady "gotta pay the bills hun, gotta pay the bills" Just a couple warm fuzzies I've encountered. Fortunately most ladies I meet are just that, ladies. And those few bad ones make me appreciate the good and great ladies all that much more RG

Have you ever asked?? You'll never know if you like something if you don't ask and try.... What about a lady slapping herself on her lips, around her month and tongue with your penis????

Hi, I don't want to sound argumentative, but I don't understand your statement, or what the logic would be behind your decision to go elsewhere. You get 95 percent of your business from this board where you can advertise for FREE, the reason you can advertise for FREE is because CERB is subsidized in part by Agencies who MUST pay to advertise, you have all the same options that an agency does and it doesn't cost you a dime, save for your time spent posting and responding to messages and participating in discussions, still if that little time results in a 95% return on a 0 $ investment is fantastic! Why would you walk away from the source of 95 percent of your business to go somewhere else where you will likely have to pay and compete with even more agencies and independents ? From a business perspective it just doesn't make sense. Sure advertise else where and saturate the market with your brand, but if you think CERB is crowded with too many agencies I think you'll find the company in other venues is much more competitive and you have to pay to partake. I'm just curious to know what the reasoning would be, thanks :)

Perhaps you could have more than one award....no posted nominations.....just have it anonomys if possible (which would have to be by PM I suppose) Only one vote per category per person......At the end of the day when the vote closes list only the winner of each category ???....or top 3 / top 5 ??? Have a little fun with it.... Just offering a suggestion for those that want to try something different without having the big competition and drama along the way. As an example for Cerb ladies Most valued all around SP on Cerb Sexiest SP on Cerb Hottest legs on Cerb Nicest buns on Cerb Funniest SP on Cerb Most helpful SP on Cerb Best album on Cerb Best SP Ads ??? For the Guys on Cerb Ya I got nuthin !

I couldn't stop laughing when Ashley was getting ready, and then Ian comes out the washroom. Britney was like, well this is awkward. Ashley getting ready with her ex boyfriend wiping his hands after taking a dump at the watering hole. Soooo awkward. Hahahaha

I, for one, have not seen nearly enough under-butt.

don't cut the summer short yet :) lol...still have august to get through.

I have been told "shaved balls are happy balls" Most Sps I think prefer clean look.

I can hardly believe that she said that to you! Obviously it was her preference, but to say join the 21st? Sorry but I think that's really rude. Whatever your preference is is the most important thing!! Personally, I don't mind hair down there or anywhere for that matter!

My sister who is staying with me for a while remembered the horrible nickname I used to call her when she drank too much the other night. It was a night of revelations and stuff we had totally forgotten about. Hahaha! Now i have been teasing her about it since then. I was so mean to her as a kid. Sucks to be her right now. lol.

Hear me ROAR

Lace

Lol, I had no idea this thread was going around, I really don't check CERB very often except when I'm travelling to Ottawa or Halifax... anyways, I'm glad to be the inspiration for this thread, and I appreciate the kind words that so many of you have said about me. <3 Truth is, I'm extraordinarily lucky in a lot of ways, and I'm always accepted as female without any reservations or questions. I have friends, colleagues, and professors that I've known for years who haven't the slightest clue as to my medical history. Frankly, unless they're going to see me naked, I don't think it's necessary to share the intimate details of my past, so in my day-to-day life (and my activism for the most part) I simply don't bring it up. It's really only relevant to those that I plan to sleep with, and I find it can often become a distraction that takes away from the other issues in the discussion. My anatomy isn't the least bit relevant in regards to my belief that sex work should be entirely decriminalized, and when I talk about the topic in public forums, I'd rather the focus remain on the laws themselves. In terms of my own identity and how I perceive myself, I consider myself a woman first and foremost, with "tgirl" as a subordinate category under the superordinate category of "female". I think of tgirl as a similar term to "lesbian", insofar as both terms refer to a woman of a particular alignment or persuasion, but both fall under the broader category of woman. I really don't like the term "shemale", though, because that's usually meant to mean a person of a "third gender," who identifies as neither male nor female, but somewhere in between. I know that some people use this term to refer to themselves and I certainly respect their right to do so, but it's never felt like the right term for me, and I don't use it to describe myself in any way, shape or form. I'm just a girl with a unique anatomy and unique history, in a unique location on the amazingly-diverse spectrum of sexuality. As for surgery, I think of that as a private issue that I don't really discuss publicly, although I'll go as far to say that it's definitely on my TDL, as soon as the time is right. But in my personal and public life, I'm already accepted as the person I know myself to be, and that's a lot more important to me than my current anatomy. I'm also legally female in every respect, having changed my name and all forms of ID quite some time ago. Fortunately, I don't experience systemic discrimination due to my status, although that's unfortunately not the case for many of my trans friends. As a provider, it's extremely important that all my potential clients are aware of my services before making an appointment, because it's not fair to expect them to have a complete grasp of all the different terminology within the industry. I would feel bad if someone's lack of awareness led them to arrange an appointment where they're expecting a certain service, but not able to enjoy it. I think that's something that all providers should make a priority when arranging a get-together, just for ethical reasons, but for me, it's a safety issue as well. I've been fortunate that none of my unaware clients have ever reacted violently or negatively, but I know it's happened to others who aren't so diligent when making arrangements - and sadly, the law often gives a free pass to those who commit violent acts, and tends to blame the trans person for supposedly acting in a deceptive manner. :( Anyways, I hope that some of what I've written makes sense, and I'm happy to have been the inspiration of this discussion. From the posts above, it seems that at least a few people have expanded their horizons through this post, or at least learned a few new words and won't be likely to experience any unexpected "surprises." ;) Given that my long-term goal is to decrease the stigma experienced by sex workers, I truly feel that providers who are honest about their services and genuine in their approach can only help society view us in a more positive light. By trying to avoid misconceptions, I'm just doing my own little part to make that goal a reality someday, and I love how CERB has so many providers and clients who are doing their part as well. :)

Good Point How do I edit the poll? lol.